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00:06Thank you for listening.
00:57MUSIC CONTINUES
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02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no.
02:05Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:33That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43Do you think we can still drop it, bro?
02:45I can't. I need this for my major.
02:48Relax. Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert
02:51to get creative with your grading system.
02:54Jocks. So pretty. So entitled.
02:58Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04I'm maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes
03:07should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like
03:11before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Me? No, I was just curious
03:15about extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:24Okay. Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:29Perfect. Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl. Really?
03:37Yeah, I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it. Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:47No.
03:49Only you get to look at things you shouldn't.
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered,
03:53anybody want to hazard a guess as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop.
04:04Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no.
04:13She's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
04:23Hannah, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26The sound check's at five.
04:27You're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words.
04:29Ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:31Who?
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars,
04:47even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15See, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end,
05:18and your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top,
05:25help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34That was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with bar hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20, when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:00Same old conversation, all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it, but I'm sick of everyone.
06:10I need to sweat it out, I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the cards on the cards, get the cards on the club.
06:18Go to the dance and the boys gonna love this.
06:21Wicking their lips, wishing they had them big boy hands all on my hips.
06:26Everybody's on some drugs, everybody wants some love.
06:30I don't want shit, I don't need to chase that hit.
06:33As long as I got my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:36Oh, shit.
06:38Okay.
07:10Hey, wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh.
07:20Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:24It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts.
07:30Don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester.
07:34How can...
07:35No, no, they can't, no.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.
07:39They can help.
07:41No, they're just gonna give me another work-study job.
07:43I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Don't stop breathing.
07:50You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money.
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:58Another classical composition scholarship?
08:03I could switch concentrations.
08:05Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:09And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz.
08:12Jazz.
08:12I could write jazz.
08:14Even less money, right?
08:17What do I do?
08:18Let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:22Hey, Hannah.
08:23We're gonna get through it, okay?
08:30I-I could write pop.
08:32First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:37Moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true.
08:47Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop.
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words.
08:58Cause the competition, it's...
08:59It's pretty steep, Hannah.
09:00No, I can do this.
09:02I will do this.
09:06Okay.
09:07Bring some ideas into class.
09:09We'll talk.
09:11Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:25Dean!
09:27Where you at?
09:30Dean!
09:31Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:34He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:35Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41Drains clogged again.
09:42No shit.
09:43Finish your fucking shower, I'll come fix it.
09:46Dean!
09:47Come help with the kegs.
09:49Told you.
09:50I'll be right down.
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:58Cause I'll do it.
09:59You sure will.
10:00Never mind.
10:01Forget I have.
10:05Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Hmm.
10:10Guys!
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey!
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, bud?
10:25What up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening.
10:27See you, man.
10:27What's up, buddy?
10:30Ladies.
10:31Oh, Garrett!
10:33Do you need?
10:41Smells good, Tucker.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean.
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Hey, bro.
10:51Just fixed the shower again.
10:54I'll give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
10:59It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Okay, shower sex.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house?
11:06You get to fix it.
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches
11:15you're making tuck?
11:15It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just...
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh...
11:21Dippables?
11:22Dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
11:27Walk into that one.
11:28Nothing for you, Logan.
11:29I'm gonna make all my food, but I...
11:30Dude, you're beautiful, man.
11:31I look great.
11:33I'll be listening to.
11:39Here we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this Millennium, please?
11:45This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham?
12:03Brought you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07Night before game.
12:08I'm...
12:09So strict.
12:10Are you also strict about...
12:13Non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:18It's not a thing...
12:19It's not a thing...
12:20It's not fucking fun, man.
12:28It's not...
12:30Have you ever to play?
12:34No, no, no, no, no.
12:39It's not a thing.
12:44Oh, no.
12:47No...
12:48Where?
12:48What are your pop showcase tour de force?
12:50Are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know. I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a GoPro.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:58Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Exactly. You never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Pol
13:09is totally a sign of peace special.
13:11So, be a tailor and do something about it.
13:18Cause I'm so India, India, India
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:28Come on, just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos
13:32doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:38I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt.
13:43And it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested.
13:47And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:52Or maybe...
13:55Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower
14:09and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:14Are you kidding?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked and then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to block party tomorrow, including Justin probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:30Well, I...
14:31I don't like parties.
14:32But you love music.
14:34Okay.
14:35No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse.
14:38And you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:39I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole an all-nighter.
14:43I think I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a risk.
15:19All the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:23You're somebody else.
15:24When we're in the bathroom,
15:26I'm not going to work with them the same.
15:29I don't have any money.
15:30I don't have any money.
15:31I don't have any money.
15:32I don't have any money.
15:34They don't know what we will.
15:35I change my hair.
15:37You change your clothes.
15:38My cheek tattoos, if you like them.
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised.
15:44I promise no one's watching me.
15:48Don't they say it?
16:04I'm going to try it late.
16:07I insist, I'll be 그러ING some things night.
16:08If you want to work hard doing no shit,
16:10I promise no one's playing kind.
16:12It's not too good to be a pour-rar!
16:15It's not really good to cry!
16:16Thirdly scares me, really bad.
16:17I'm so scared to drive in
16:19I change my hair, you change your clothes
16:21My cheap tattoos
16:23They feel like home
16:24People talk, but I don't care
16:28So then you are your thing
16:29Is through my head
16:31People talk, I know they do
16:34Just let them talk about me
16:37I don't know
16:38I don't know
16:38I don't know
16:39I don't know
16:39I don't know
16:44No
17:06I've missed you
17:13I've been busy at practice
17:15Yeah, no, it's
17:17It's not a judgement, I just
17:19Missed you
17:28Did you miss me?
17:30Um
17:33Wow, okay
17:33Guess I misread this
17:36No
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did
17:39But
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett
17:50Okay, they still have lives
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins
17:55So you're special
17:56What, that's not
17:58No, I was just made captain
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game
18:02How I play, how I behave
18:04I can't lose focus
18:06So, like I said before
18:08All I can offer is casual
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore
18:12Okay, I
18:14I wanna be your girlfriend
18:16Why?
18:19I
18:19I mean, like, what I mean is
18:21I
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you
18:35Either, so maybe
18:38You just wanna be with the guy headed to the NHL
18:41Or you've deluded yourself into thinking
18:43That I'm someone I never pretended to be
18:45But, um, either way
18:48You deserve better
18:51Fuck you, Garrett
18:59Yeah, fuck me
19:14Alright, there's a lot of hype around these young guys
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock
19:18In Garrett Graham
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity
19:27But I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right
19:30If you
19:31If you
19:31You got a lady and you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She keeps me
19:39You're not, you're not ending
19:41I got the dry and nuts
19:45For a fee
19:46I'm happy to be
19:48You're a bank of mine
20:01Come on
20:02Oh i take it back
20:10Move
20:10Move
20:11Come on, come on, come on!
20:19Come on!
20:32We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:38How says...
20:40Nay!
20:40Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean?
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour.
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:29Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:44Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris trophy or two, spend more time
21:50in your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36All right.
23:02Hi.
23:04You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:35Just riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42Be nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:52What if I write a terrible song,
23:55and I fail a pop showcase,
23:57and I can't afford my tuition next semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor
24:04that can write a perfect song about love,
24:07and life, and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love.
24:14Someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night,
24:23and I have literally no idea what it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:41Nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Mm-hmm.
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity,
24:57you weren't supposed to open at Malone's today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32Long time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:39No, no, I'm sorry.
25:40Sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41You left the game?
25:44Oh, yeah, you're right.
25:45You're right.
25:46You're right.
25:47You're right.
25:49Uh, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order?
25:59Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, yeah.
26:01No, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:23Carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush. Can I...
26:39Oh, my God. Yeah.
26:40Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy. You're too available.
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:12Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23You could tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:45Keep it when a team is down and points at actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:16Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:25De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Hey, you know.
28:32Gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:40Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:47Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Ah.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer...
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No. No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for like two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see it...
29:47I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55Real.
29:55Boy.
29:57Staring at fate.
29:58I'm in the lead and I'm breaking the waves.
30:00Please welcome...
30:02your very own...
30:05Ryder!
30:07Go!
30:09Go!
30:10Go!
30:10Go!
30:11Go!
30:19Go!
30:28Go!
30:31Go!
30:36Go!
30:36Should I go?
30:40Junker
30:41Is bo...
30:411
30:43He's running a dog here now!
30:56Derek Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game,
31:01but he needs to be consistent.
31:03What do you know, G?
31:07Hey, come on, bro! Get your head in here!
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal,
31:19and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making Daddy proud, Graham?
31:27Let's go, Graham! Get the ball!
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player
31:47Derek Graham turns out to be.
31:56He said that?
31:58You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing.
32:02He's been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever, good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:10Haha.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:15Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:17I've just got to keep here in my house.
32:19I'll just have to keep here, guys.
32:22I'll go.
32:27Let's go.
32:28Okay.
32:34What are you gonna do?
32:36Oh, my God.
33:15The game's not over
33:59The game's not over
34:28The game's not over
34:36The game's not over
34:51The game's not over
35:21The game's not over
35:51The game's not over
36:39The game's not over
37:14The game's not over
37:31The game's not over
38:00The game's not over
38:38The game's not over
39:08The game's not over
39:13Hey, move your pressure
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school
39:15I thought we'd be
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public
39:18You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we do this, okay?
39:28Fine, but can we dance for you?
39:53There's a party.
39:54The waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:11No.
40:12All right, we're doing shots.
40:13We're doing shots, boys.
40:15All right, yes.
40:15Come on, bro, I'm watching you spill it right now.
40:17Give me a shot.
40:18Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:19Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22OK.
40:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh.
40:26Hey.
40:28Oh.
40:29Drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:32OK.
40:33So it seems.
40:34OK.
40:35Here's to me.
40:36Here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:37Where by are you?
40:38That's her name.
40:39Yes, sir.
40:39Come on.
40:40Get one, Dini.
40:41Get in here.
40:41Cheers, boy.
40:43Cheers.
40:43Cheers.
40:44Cheers.
40:44Cheers.
40:44Cheers.
40:48Cheers.
41:04Cheers.
41:05Cheers.
41:07Cheers.
41:13Cheers.
41:16Cheers.
41:18Cheers.
41:32Oh
41:41Hello
41:46Oh
41:47All yours princess
42:12Oh
42:18Okay, you're ready? No, I'm not. Don't worry. We'll be watching perfect. Okay, give me your coat
42:28You got this
42:29You better go
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Okay
43:03Stupid Cheers
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier. I'm a musician to writer not performer
43:14You're sick. Yeah. What kind of stuff to you?
43:17Classical mostly
43:19Yeah, classical
43:20Yeah, but I'm trying out other styles too like
43:25Pop, folk, R&B, uh
43:28Rock, electronic, uh
43:30But mostly pop though and
43:32Wellesie
43:33Classical
43:35Okay
43:36Good
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket. You never do
43:41Oh, no
43:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're coming here
43:43What?
43:45Hey
43:46I'm uh
43:47I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you were not at Eastwood today
43:49Yeah, thanks, man
43:51No worries
43:52You're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played.
43:56Nothing like Phil Graham, but, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
44:03You're, you're Hannah, right?
44:05Yeah.
44:07Hannah Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:14Especially.
44:16Oh, okay.
44:19I'll play it, I'll play it.
44:20See you around.
44:21Shall we?
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31For?
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has, especially when that someone is a Briar
44:41U athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:52Oh, fuck.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
44:55It worked, didn't it?
44:55It worked, didn't it?
45:05It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:13You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:20You, uh, you sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh, you love it.
45:32I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know.
45:41It's just something I've always done to impress my dad.
45:48And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:56What about your mom?
46:01She, um...
46:04Uh, she died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:11Oh, I didn't know.
46:13Look.
46:17I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I want to earn it.
46:26And I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that.
46:31So what?
46:32I help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:42You'd still have to pay me.
46:44Obviously.
46:56Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space.
47:02This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours.
47:05You don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08That was my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:14Asshole.
47:15I see.
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:18You're not interested in me and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional.
47:29So?
47:37Deal.
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
47:59We're going to be fake dating.
48:01There needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa, easy.
48:03I just met you.
48:04What are we going to do?
48:05Hold hands?
48:06You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up.
48:24You can't blush whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself.
48:27I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing.
48:33Not bad.
48:38Me and you in the Bruins.
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh, my God.
48:46Justin's here.
48:47Be cool.
48:48You're with me.
48:50He is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect.
48:56Why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player, not the punk.
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means, trust me.
49:25If I looked all over the world, and there's every type of girl, once you're empty, I seem to pass
49:35me by, I'm dancing with myself.
49:37So let's sink another drink.
49:41It'll give me time to think.
49:44If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance.
49:47I'm dancing with myself.
49:51Dancing with myself.
49:54Dancing with myself.
49:57There's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove.
50:00I'm dancing with myself.
50:14I looked all over the world and there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by, you left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink, it'll give me time to think
50:33If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance, I'd be dancing, dancing
50:40Dancing with myself, dancing with myself
50:45If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:49If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:52If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:58Hello!
51:22...
51:24...
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