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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual.
00:19It's the same thing.
00:21I'll take you for a ride.
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:25The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:33It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:39I love that one too.
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:51Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Wrapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:02Oh my God.
01:04Help, help.
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man.
01:11We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:32Six days earlier, we were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:39The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts.
01:46Their conclusion?
01:47The original Big Bang got one thing wrong.
01:52Daytime.
01:53The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night.
02:09Day is the new night and black is...
02:12Well, black is still the new black.
02:14And in the biggest ever shake-up to the format, we had nighttime entrances.
02:22Hey, surprise, how's your day?
02:23Nice to meet you.
02:24Ready to be amazed.
02:29How are we getting out of here?
02:30How do you get out of here?
02:32Oh.
02:34Oh.
02:35Oh.
02:35Oh.
02:36Oh.
02:37Oh.
02:37Oh my gosh, help me.
02:38Woo!
02:42Oh my god!
02:46Woo!
02:48Oh my god!
02:50Woo!
02:50Oh my god!
02:52Oh my- no, I'm gonna be set.
02:54No, what the hell?
02:57Help!
02:59Yeah!
03:00Oh my god!
03:01Oh my god.
03:02Help, help!
03:05I think my turn is this one.
03:05Thank you, thank you.
03:23Oh
03:32But before they even set foot in the villa
03:35Our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
03:38And those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London
03:44I'm coming with the flow
03:48Hello? Hello? Anyone here?
03:51Oh no, they've gone
03:52Where have they gone?
03:55Get me me yawa jammer
04:02Hello, it's me
04:04Ian Stirling
04:07Ian with two eyes
04:08The funny Scottish guy
04:10Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi
04:13I'm at the studio, where is everyone?
04:16Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too
04:19This series
04:20Fancy
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that
04:27I'll find you
04:35I'll take to the air
04:38Where is there a plane?
04:42Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane
04:58I'll take to the sea
05:04I'll take to the air
05:06Again
05:08Ah, anyone know how to steer these things?
05:13Wee!
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:16Oh my gosh
05:22And that's how free I want to be
05:24Oh, I think I've found them
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before
05:35How are we doing guys?
05:36Views lovely, gorgeous, perfect settings
05:40Ready to get going
05:41Oh my god, it's sensational
05:43Oh, look at the view
05:45Love
05:46Montag
05:49I just love kissing people
05:51No, I guess
05:53Cut that
05:55Cut, cut, cut that
05:57Oh my god
06:00Oh, it's a hat
06:02Guys, I'm a real cat
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
06:10Like I'm not actually here yet
06:12Like I cannot process this
06:34I haven't had a mirror
06:35So I don't know what I bloody look like
06:38It's like
06:39Rawr
06:42I want to see what all the fuck's about
06:45I've been
06:46Straight trippin'
06:47When I see it's tough
06:49In
06:50Place
06:51Freakin'
06:51Can you feel it
06:52Count
06:53Down
06:54Space
06:55But then when I break it
06:56Move
06:57Out
06:58Now
06:59Can we move it like that
07:02What's that saying?
07:03You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince
07:06Is that it?
07:07I know to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:11Well that's my saying, I've changed it
07:12I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth
07:14Period
07:16Like I actually just don't
07:17And if you know someone like me
07:19Please call the number here
07:20But I don't think you do
07:22I genuinely think
07:23I'm not even
07:24I'm not even waffling
07:25This is no chicken waffle
07:27Yeah
07:27I genuinely think
07:30I could beat a shark
07:31In a fight
07:33As in
07:33If
07:34If I'm in the sea
07:35And the sharks at me
07:36One on one
07:38I'm coming out on top
07:39There isn't
07:40I'm like
07:41Ask any of my friends
07:42Call them at home
07:43I promise you
07:44I've been saying this for years
07:46All you've got to do
07:47Is come and
07:47Bang!
07:48It's gone
07:49You didn't even see that coming
07:52Thank you
07:57Having spent all their time
07:59Brainstorming the reboot
08:00Of the islanders
08:01Big entrance
08:02The producers completely forgot
08:03About the coupling up
08:05This time
08:06There are no games
08:07It's all down to you lot
08:09To sort it out
08:10Amongst yourselves
08:11Genius
08:12Get the islanders
08:13To figure it out
08:14So the rest of us
08:15Can clock off
08:16And go to bed
08:18So yes
08:19Love Island is doing things
08:20A little differently this year
08:22But one thing that will never change
08:24Are the
08:24Get to know you chats
08:26They're as awkward as ever
08:28Right
08:29Do you need help?
08:31No
08:32Yeah I think
08:35Elegant
08:36Look at that
08:36Professional
08:37Shit
08:38Yeah you have to be careful
08:39Okay
08:40Oh my god
08:41This is how you get the ick though
08:43What?
08:44On something like this
08:44No
08:45Do you want to get some water?
08:47Um
08:47Yes please
08:48I'll let me get you some
08:50Yes please
08:50Bear with
08:51Bear with
08:52Bear with
08:52Bear with
08:52Bear with
08:55What are you eating?
08:57Ice lollies bro
08:58Help yourself
08:59Oh this is cool
09:01Oh
09:01Oh
09:03I wanted water
09:04But fuck that
09:05Do you do Brazilian jiu jitsu?
09:07No
09:08What is wrong?
09:09That is so
09:10Because it's really neat
09:11Who have you dated like?
09:12I'm actually never dating one who does it
09:13Because I'm like I can't cope with that
09:14I feel like people judge me
09:16Yeah
09:17Just based on how I look
09:18Yeah
09:18Like I'm a fuckboy
09:19Yeah
09:20Erm
09:21I do think you do give that
09:23I wouldn't say I am
09:24You do give
09:25Yeah
09:25Boy not gonna lie
09:29Do you want ice lolly instead?
09:30No thank you
09:37What's the Scottish lingo then?
09:39What's I then?
09:40Is that just like yeah?
09:41Yeah
09:41Aye
09:42What else is there?
09:43I'm trying to think
09:44What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like see that bit where the sink is?
09:49Yes
09:49See there
09:51What?
09:52Like that
09:53Oh what the bit in the middle?
09:54It's an island
09:55No
09:56Like
09:57What?
09:57What?
09:58What is that to you?
10:00Like a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen
10:02I don't know
10:03It's a
10:04What would you call it?
10:05Like
10:06Oh go put that on the
10:08Counter
10:08Counter yeah
10:10That's a bunker
10:11A bunker?
10:13Aye
10:13Aye
10:14Aye
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:17Yes
10:18Yes one
10:19I went
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah
10:26For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah
10:30Oh this is fresh
10:32Is it?
10:33Wash it out
10:33No I'm rinsing it
10:35They use the filter in the fridge
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie
10:39About 30 seconds before the sun came up
10:50As we saw on the main show it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous
10:58I feel like you're very promiscuous
10:58You could be like
10:59No not in a bad way
11:02No I mean like
11:03You are very sexy
11:05You're very sexy
11:06Promiscuous
11:07No maybe I use that word wrong
11:08I'm so far off of that
11:09You have no idea
11:11That's not promiscuous
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song
11:14Not maybe
11:15It should have been Man Eater
11:16Yeah
11:16Yeah not promiscuous
11:20You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst
11:23But au contraire
11:25Turns out he was just getting started
11:27A tart is a good thing
11:29It's like a
11:29Is it fuck?
11:31No
11:32It's bad
11:32It's whatever fault
11:33Aidan's a top tart
11:35Are we calling
11:36Are we calling
11:37Each other tarts?
11:38Yeah
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that bro
11:42This is lost on me
11:44I'm just not going to speak for the next
11:46You know he said I look promiscuous
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious
11:53No!
11:54That's what I thought
11:55No
11:55Do you know what it means?
11:57No
11:57No it's not
11:59Like you're like a hoe
11:59Yes that's what it means
12:00I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English dictionary definition of promiscuous
12:06But close enough Jasmine
12:14In this next unseen clip Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest
12:18My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant
12:21Yes
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know that's her
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right
12:27Can I have a look?
12:28Yes
12:29So
12:31I'm thinking
12:34What did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant
12:35Like the Mitchell brothers
12:42I've never heard of them
12:43The Extenders
12:44Oh Phil and Grant
12:45Okay
12:46Okay
12:48Alright
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant
12:51I don't think you can beat it
12:52It's an absolute belter
12:53Now everyone
12:54Does she actually like
12:55She doesn't actually say that though
12:57Like when you come downstairs
12:58She put it on her Instagram
12:59No
12:59No
13:00She put it on her Instagram story when I had
13:02It was the one year
13:03When you got it done then
13:03She went happy one year to Phil and Grant
13:05Hey look
13:05Magnificent
13:34Magnificent
13:35What is that though?
13:36I am a female
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah
13:37Okay I'm down
13:39It's not down
13:39It's out
13:40Round the end 25
13:42Yeah
13:42What about that I don't know
13:43What's your junction?
13:49What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one
13:5322
13:53How do you not know you come off on the junction?
13:56I know the motorway
13:56We're probably quite close junctions
13:58Yeah I think we are
14:00Yeah I feel like I'm 7 and I'm like 5 and you're like 7
14:04I don't know how do they work out where the junction is
14:06My way don't end
14:07Where does it restart and where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't
14:10If you've got London in the middle
14:11Right Hertfordshire is north east
14:14This is where I get a little bit lost so just slow it down
14:16I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets
14:19What are you finding lost? I just said London's in the middle
14:22Okay carry on
14:23Right London there
14:24This is London
14:25Where is it like just north of London?
14:28North west? North east?
14:30Yes Essex is literally
14:31Essex is near
14:32Right okay just simple simple wording
14:35So you've got north of London
14:36You've got Hertfordshire
14:37Then you've got Essex
14:38Yeah
14:38And then you've got Kent
14:39No?
14:40So you go round the M25
14:41And now he's talking
14:42Like er
14:43You go wrap it around
14:45Yeah so you go round the M25
14:46Ding
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it going
14:49No no no
14:50I know my maps
14:51Okay
14:51Do you actually
14:52Could be my maps
14:53Do you drive to
14:54We're like that?
14:55I drive in Scotland down for
14:58Alright
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:01No
15:02Is it?
15:03There's no way
15:04Do ya?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left hand drive?
15:07Left hand drive like normal
15:08No
15:08Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England
15:11Same as England
15:12Right
15:12Oh my god
15:13You never know because it's a different fucking land
15:15Do they have junctions though?
15:18Aye
15:18We do
15:19Dragons
15:20What junction are you?
15:21I don't know
15:22Oh
15:23No one knows their junction
15:24No one knows their junction
15:25I don't think it's a normal thing to ask to be honest
15:27I've never been asked
15:27Yeah I've never been asked
15:29Oh a great junction
15:30There's something different
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews to ask Opie what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all where I'm going to be uns uns all the time but I'm actually like
15:45Ah ran out of time we'll come back after to find out in his own words
15:49What's Opie like?
16:06Cheek
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits
16:09You break me higher than I've ever been baby
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa
16:17Here we go
16:18One, two, three
16:19I believe in cheese
16:22Can you stop please
16:24No my G
16:26Cause I'm rapping about cheese
16:28Anything you want from us girls?
16:30Go to the ends pose, come back and then I'll go
16:32If you say so
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need
16:41We've got hard hitting clips
16:43And again!
16:44And again!
16:45And full body flips
16:48Fantastic
16:49Just say it like it is
16:51Like a duffelmoza
16:52Duck to water
16:54It's the same thing
16:57This year's Islanders really are the GOAT
17:02Oh
17:04I'm not even trying that one
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject Opie
17:15But
17:16What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm all we are going to be uns uns all the time
17:22But I'm actually like uns uns
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's like again Opie is a different Opie
17:27Opie is a
17:28I'm like an onion
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion
17:31Opie is an onion
17:33Caption that
17:33Opie is onions
17:34Is that going to be there?
17:35Opie is onions
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea Opie
17:43But you do you
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier at Mallorca airport
17:56But not inside the villa
17:57Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah
17:59Is who?
18:00Shrek?
18:01Yeah
18:01It's just a wild comment to just whack out with
18:04That's a good point actually I didn't think of that
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Are you calling her Shrek?
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:34That was a fab impression
18:36Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aiden wasn't true love's first kiss
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way it
18:59could get any more blue
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series phone roulette
19:09One by one our islanders had to pick a phone out at random
19:13Hello random
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone
19:20Oh
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice
19:26Suck the toes
19:27Suck the toes
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see
19:37Samaraj
19:38Samaraj
19:39Oh here we go
19:41Okay
19:42Oh no
19:44I'd suck all the toes again
19:47Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed
19:53Oh
19:54Oh
19:55Oh my
19:57Oh no I'm scared
19:59You've got to lie down though
20:01And then put this leg over like this
20:03Oh my
20:05I like this
20:06Yeah
20:06I love that one too
20:10Great position
20:12Yeah does anyone know the actual leg name for that?
20:15It's called the Samaraj Special
20:20Lorenzo
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead
20:27Oh
20:29Good question
20:30The couple that I can't see working I'd probably say Sam and Robin
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola, I think Sam and Lola could be
20:38Ooh
20:40Could be a little vibe going on, yeah
20:42I think Robin should be with...
20:45I think she should be with George
20:48Ooh
20:49Cause she likes George
20:52Fucking hell
20:53Do you miss you?
20:56I like Robin so...
20:57Yeah
21:01Ellie
21:04Ding ding
21:07Ding ding
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most
21:12Oh
21:13That's a good one
21:14You haven't got to pick me
21:15Are you messing? This is your time to shine
21:17Do you fancy a kiss? Do you want it?
21:21Yes
21:21Right
21:33You can do it
21:34Where'd you go? Do you want it?
21:35You can just do it in here if you want
21:36Do it in here, look
21:38I don't know how to do it though
21:40Fucking hard
21:41Go, Finn, team
21:43Tom
21:45Yeah
21:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:48It's all in love, brother. It's all in love, man.
21:51How you doing? Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, matey.
21:54Next time, we'll do it without Ellie.
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking? No. No.
22:14No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally.
22:17Hands up for toe-sucking.
22:20Oh, there's more than before.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:25That's so hot.
22:27I've never really, like, let someone suck me too.
22:30That's hot.
22:30I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:32Jasmine, what do you like about it? What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting their toes sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:49Oh, not after that performance, though.
22:52I think, you can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:55Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe-sucking, or does the tongue, like, run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What did you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:09Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot, but I won't be like,
23:18oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:19Mmm.
23:21Like I said, I'm all about the arms.
23:23Have you ever said that?
23:24Like I say, it's like I'm supposed to know.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:28Skinny arms?
23:29Yes, I told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands,
23:35but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa
23:47and that a latte is a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:54Where's the ice?
23:59How many ice cubes do you want?
24:03One, two...
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:06It's going to fall out the carpet.
24:08Four.
24:08Four, please.
24:09So, making a coffee in the morning,
24:12basically, it instigates, you know,
24:14that things are quite serious, really.
24:16It means you have, you know,
24:18you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:20Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24What, do I say it's up?
24:25Just try that, try that,
24:27and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:38No.
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:41No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not, I'm going to just be caramel.
24:47Don't be fussy.
24:48Yeah.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning,
24:52I think is quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow,
24:58it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Aidan,
25:09I'll have a double shot, mocha chocka,
25:11defrocka frapper, nacka de Niro.
25:13Thank you, Aidan.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on.
25:24If you look at anything,
25:26your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you playing with me?
25:32No.
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, Grant,
25:36but I'm actually dead serious.
25:37Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:43That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it?
25:45That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:50Never knew that.
25:51Right.
25:52Any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:55It's time for a break.
25:56So, we'll have to come back later and find out
26:00what's the fun fact?
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits.
26:19So, let's get this party started.
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like to you, Sean?
26:24I'll give you a shot.
26:25OK, ready?
26:25Tuga-tun-tun.
26:26Tuga-tun-tun.
26:27Tuga-tun-tun.
26:28Tuga-tun-tun.
26:29Tuga-tun-tun.
26:29Tuga-tun-tun.
26:31Yeah, say that.
26:32That's me on the death race.
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey? Definitely in there.
26:48Mate, will God blow your nose? No, can you pick it out? Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:03That's the downward dog.
27:05You've dushed your head.
27:06Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Mads.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Any other fun facts? Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck is a platypus?
27:31Oh my god, a period of platypus. Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Yeah, so you do know.
27:35Yeah, yeah.
27:36So a platypus.
27:37Does it sweat water, blood or milk?
27:43Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk.
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53That's to be fair though, you're not a teacher.
27:54Yeah, I don't teach the kids that.
27:57Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read like chick flicks, you know, when they're like nothingy.
28:09They're not like, you're reading like psychological books.
28:12Like that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like...
28:13I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:15How do you like that?
28:16Look at my light.
28:17We're literally book club guys.
28:19Yeah, you're art out, BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29She does like murder mystery.
28:32Podcast.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35Nah.
28:36I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help because I lowkey know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like you should know this shit.
28:44Like who doesn't know this haram they're living their life not knowing this stuff.
28:46You just continue your book chats, I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying like, hey everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:56What are you girls chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books and I'm not going to lie, don't read.
29:00Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She was like, nah, forget this shit.
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:07Ah, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish kind.
29:12Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We were thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:19Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:22I don't mind not reading.
29:24I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation.
29:32Sorry.
29:33I'm actually just going to go sit myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions she signed up for.
29:44Robin may be a proud scouser, but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool actually is.
29:50You're going to have to teach me some slanking how serious.
29:53Mm-hm.
29:53Because when we get out and I come down and we have to go out.
29:56And when I have to go out and...
29:58Scotland's up with me.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up then.
30:07You come on right down.
30:09You come up.
30:10Well, when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:14Yep.
30:16When I come off.
30:18When I come off.
30:20You're fine.
30:21It's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something!
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like...
30:37Ah!
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No one's...
30:42No one's actually pulled me a...
30:43Butt.
30:45Can't go.
30:46Oh, my fuck.
30:47He likes you.
30:48Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like...
30:55A man.
30:57A man.
30:58A man.
31:00Like, honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I had...
31:02I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:04Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry, that is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I mean, it's probably just attractive.
31:08You've probably got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck.
31:10So...
31:11Oh.
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessing me.
31:17I need her to take one for the team.
31:18Ah!
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face.
31:23I just saw that happen.
31:25In 4K, what the hell?
31:27Oh, my God.
31:27That is a mess.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:30It literally landed on my face.
31:31You guys just slapped me.
31:32I love you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I can do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like, one day, I'll just come over and I'll give you...
31:38I brought you a gift.
31:39Just that.
31:41Get it off me.
31:42Ah!
31:46Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just wanna see what he's gonna do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the one.
31:51That was the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:01Whoa!
32:03Whoa!
32:03It just fell.
32:05Whoa, wait, take a picture of it.
32:06What is that?
32:06It's a beetle.
32:07Oh, it's islanders.
32:09Take a pic with something.
32:12I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:14Come on.
32:15And then I'm gonna take a pic of you taking a pic of...
32:17Me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:27We'll be fine.
32:27That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You just told me to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, just have my mind.
32:33Oh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:34Oh!
32:35We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:38Ah!
32:40I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:56Oh, yeah.
33:05And...
33:06Oh, yeah.
33:08It's over.
33:09It's over.
33:10You're right.
33:15You're right.
33:17You're right.
33:17It's over here.
33:21Yeah.
33:24How are you going to do it?
33:25Yeah.
33:25Yeah, yeah.
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold on, I'm going to pee quickly.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:40You can just take in stuff.
33:42Are you leaving me already?
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a way.
33:48Oh, yes sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest
34:24people to come out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:29Fucking worries.
34:31Disgusting.
34:33She's great that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:36Yeah.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her second of shit?
34:44No, I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did though.
34:47No.
34:47I'm going to sing Shea Lloyd by Shea Lloyd.
34:51LAUGHTER
34:52Are you doing re-enact me?
34:55F.
35:00Let's see.
35:00Let's see.
35:01No, I need to see it like front on.
35:03Are you messing up?
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So what character do you want first?
35:09The wee lassie.
35:10There's two?
35:10No, the one that sat and did nothing.
35:13Right, you ready?
35:15I'm going to sing Shea Lloyd by Shea Lloyd.
35:18LAUGHTER
35:21Right, ready?
35:25Right, okay.
35:27I'm going to sing Shea Lloyd by Shea Lloyd.
35:31LAUGHTER
35:34LAUGHTER
35:34This is like year 11 drama.
35:37So you're singing...
35:38Oh, no, sorry, sorry, sorry.
35:39Right, go, go, go.
35:41Right.
35:42Which one of yes has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say,
35:47what is that me?
35:47What is that me?
35:48What is that me?
35:49What is that fucking one of yes?
35:51Disgusting!
35:54Sorry.
35:56LAUGHTER
35:56Oh, good brother.
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No.
36:03LAUGHTER
36:03I don't.
36:03Are you ready?
36:04Go.
36:05LAUGHTER
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08They spit my heart.
36:09I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:11I think they can't...
36:12What's that funny?
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
36:15It's disgusting!
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37:56Everyone say cheese! Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:02Everyone say cheese! Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Bloody! Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:22Why don't you just put your hand on?
38:25Have I? Listen, that's the least of my problems right now.
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons, you can make lemonade.
38:35Fuck off!
38:36At last, a title that Opie hasn't mastered. It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:45I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying,
38:49That is what I'm out. I think it might have been something to do with this Unseen Bites.
38:54That looks good.
38:55Go on, Ramsay.
38:56Smells good too, doesn't it?
38:58Is this mine but yours?
38:59You're right.
39:00You're right.
39:01You're right.
39:02Are you joking me?
39:03Are you going to come and have a girls shower?
39:05Can we share it?
39:09Has this been robbed?
39:11It's just been robbed, mate.
39:12I know.
39:13It's all right.
39:13Make another one.
39:14Oh, it's a bit soggy on that.
39:16It's a bit soggy!
39:18It's got a soggy bottom.
39:20Don't moan, babe.
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here, then.
39:26Sorry, Aidan.
39:27It looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
39:30I want to give the girls...
39:31Oh, my God.
39:31Oh!
39:32Is it a sandwich?
39:33Can I have some?
39:34Oh, my God!
39:36That is the best thing I've ever tasted.
39:43That's so...
39:44I've got full on shivers.
39:48Do you want to have that?
39:49I would.
39:50She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:57That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:04I love you.
40:07Incredible from him.
40:11He's an amazing man.
40:12Mm.
40:12Well, this is a Love Island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa, the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:30Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday. They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Jasmine. It was funny. First, everyone pulled a funny face. And then there was
40:45this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Alien Samraj, it's not over yet. A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke, Samraj. I told you this was funny.
41:02The games have begun.
41:04I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells. So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates. And here are
41:14some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
41:18Nice!
41:18Lovely, innit?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21Cavan, yeah, the K. It's different, innit?
41:22Oh, Cavan?
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:24I sound horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from? You've got to be with an accent.
41:27Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:30No.
41:31No?
41:31Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:3350, thank you, innit?
41:3450, 50.
41:35I was going to say close enough, but it's a mile and a half.
41:38I'm a modder, darling. I'm used to the cameras. Make sure you get my good side, OK?
41:42Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:44Cheers.
41:45Indeed.
41:46Sorry.
41:47I just fall away.
41:49Yeah, I need to put this down. I actually can't see. I've been found.
41:52I should have got that baritone stand, cos I'm splitting that now, innit?
41:56Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that eating.
41:59It does look cheated.
42:00What's going to happen?
42:02What's going to happen? Come on.
42:02Let's go. Let's go.
42:03Let's go.
42:04It's fine.
42:07Pfft.
42:09You just hit my head.
42:16It's back! It's time for...
42:19Beach Up Bonanza!
42:22I asked our islanders to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I don't know.
42:29I could do the moonwalk.
42:34Mate, that was shit to be fair.
42:36I have the world's crappiest party tricks, which I'm going to show you guys, cos the world needs to see
42:43it.
42:57I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up, and a little like this, make it rain.
43:05So, this one beds a lot worse than this one, but this one's pure minging.
43:13Tense my abs. I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:24Oh?
43:24Huh?
43:26Maybe?
43:27I don't know.
43:32Oops.
43:33Looks like this.
43:50I've got really bendy, wendy hands, so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one, where I jump in the air and I grind on the floor.
44:00Oh, no.
44:03I think we're okay.
44:08Sorry.
44:08Is it alright?
44:10So I've got, is that one a rush to do it again?
44:11Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more Beach Up Banana!
44:24Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode,
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFT.com, let's have one last look.
44:35I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly how I am at home.
44:40I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:41Me and you!
44:44It's that time began.
44:47It's 100% they're going to use that shit.
44:49Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are ingesting time.
44:53It was a princess pop, it wasn't anything else.
44:55It wasn't a fart.
44:56We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin, thanks.
45:00See you next time, bye!
45:02Bye!
45:08Bye!
45:10Bye!
45:13Bye!
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