ESP A los 65 me volví inmortal

WesternWilds

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00:00:09这是哪儿?

00:00:15老子的帅脸啊!

00:00:17怎么变老灯了?

00:00:21难道我穿越了?

00:00:26谁他没有说男人过了二十五九六十的?

00:00:28老天爷啊,快把我变回去!

00:00:35玄天大陆,世人以修仙为使命,王家独子王泉瑶,耕骨卓绝,五岁被灵山宗宗主称为关门弟子,六岁修为达到炼器十层,远超铜位,被宗门视作天交,七岁遭人暗算。

00:00:56修为停滞不前,直到六十五岁寿源将近,修为始终停留在炼器十层。

00:01:10博物到王家独子罗屋被抛尸乱赞杆。

00:01:12原来这老灯和我同名同姓,修仙六十年,归来仍是练器器,快死了还被人抢屋抛尸,真够惨。

00:01:22等会,我刚穿过来就要死了,穿越者应该都用系统才对,出来吧,我的系统。

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00:01:43双犬正确,九转大黄丹系统正在绑定。

00:01:51双犬正确,九转大黄丹系统正在绑定。

00:01:54双犬邨 sert九转大黄丹,功夫重业无实冲。

00:01:59上至顶门弄完功,下至脚板有血穴,

00:02:03楼破肾水入滑池,甘甜不得微微热,

00:02:07瓶轮潭湖用强河,铃 Space DOA,

00:02:09金屋鞋

00:02:12九转大完蛋

00:02:14你只说我能像八戒那样才应不一样

00:02:16双修续命

00:02:17没错

00:02:18宿主今晚受损

00:02:19寿源仅是三日

00:02:21请宿主尽快双修续命

00:02:23先发放新手礼帮

00:02:24解读完一枚

00:02:26就一颗破药丸

00:02:28还不如直接送我个老婆划算

00:02:31早说嘛

00:02:33一两银子一个敲老婆

00:02:34宿主要几个呢

00:02:36先来三个长长剑

00:02:38万一你骗我怎么办

00:02:40老婆已发放

00:02:42请宿主到山下邻居

00:02:54这还是国内吗

00:02:55给我丢棉北了

00:02:57系统你个骗子

00:02:59把老子的钱还回来

00:03:03我去

00:03:04真有三个老婆

00:03:12老子还有钱

00:03:14系统再给我来十个

00:03:16新手福利已过

00:03:18祝祝我海负为之

00:03:21算了

00:03:22好歹有三个陪我双修

00:03:24小娘子

00:03:25我来咯

00:03:26你是何人

00:03:28再敢向前一步

00:03:29休怪我不客气

00:03:32我不是坏人

00:03:33二姐

00:03:35你怎么了

00:03:36快醒醒

00:03:37二姐

00:03:38二姐

00:03:40不好

00:03:41树莫正毒过深

00:03:43光靠船工怕是无法抑制

00:03:45除非有解毒丸

00:03:46否则

00:03:47解毒丸

00:03:48可是传说中的神医啊

00:03:50我们该上哪找啊

00:03:54原来这是系统帮我攻略美女的道具

00:03:57死老头

00:03:58你给我二姐吃了什么

00:04:00中毒记性

00:04:01正在缓解

00:04:03是解毒丸

00:04:04如眠

00:04:05快住手

00:04:06什么

00:04:07她居然有解毒丸

00:04:09如眠无礼

00:04:11恩公莫怪

00:04:14不怪不怪

00:04:16相逢即是圆

00:04:17以后咱们就是一家人了

00:04:19恩公莫说下

00:04:21我去河边

00:04:23给二姐打些水来

00:04:28如玉

00:04:30多谢恩公事的

00:04:34好香好软

00:04:36宿主与恋性心理接触

00:04:37寿源增加十分钟

00:04:39吃福里还能长寿源

00:04:47如梦姑娘这伤看着有些古怪

00:04:48怎么中得多

00:04:54恩公有所不知

00:04:57我柳家为是城南修仙世家

00:04:58可前日一群邪修闯入府中

00:05:03将柳家上下三十亿口全部屠杀

00:05:07唯独我们三姐妹死里逃生

00:05:08如梦是被贼人暗散的

00:05:11如玉娘子放心

00:05:14如我在以后没人敢欺负你们

00:05:17柳家灭门大仇我王权也要帮你报

00:05:19恩公此话当真

00:05:21绝无喜言

00:05:25等我恢复修闻就替你把那些贼人全灭了

00:05:26恩公

00:05:29我相信恩公

00:05:30我家就在附近

00:05:31你们如不嫌弃

00:05:33可以嫌到我家中养伤

00:05:35恩公虽老

00:05:36修闻也只有练气器

00:05:38可他身怀解毒神丹

00:05:39正是隐藏身份的高人

00:05:41我们无处可去

00:05:43也唯有依靠他了

00:05:44那便有劳恩公了

00:05:46恩公大德

00:05:47如玉定当永泉相报

00:05:49亲密接触手缘加五分钟

00:06:07亲密接触手缘加十分钟

00:06:14一次带三个老婆回家

00:06:16我在蓝星都没这么干过

00:06:18双羞就在眼前

00:06:20老子马上就能逆天改命了

00:06:22谁敢传老子家

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00:06:29忘了这茬老子家被抢了

00:06:31鬼啊

00:06:34爹怎么了

00:06:38爹大哥

00:06:40缘回来寻仇了咋办啊

00:06:42等等

00:06:42她是活着

00:06:47你这老东西

00:06:49命挺大呀

00:06:51还敢回来找死

00:06:52老王你厌服不浅了

00:06:56还带回三个美娇娘

00:06:58这样吧

00:06:59你把女人留下

00:07:01老子饶你一命

00:07:02恩公

00:07:04这是怎么回事

00:07:05小事儿我昨天出门一趟

00:07:08家宅被这群地皮占了

00:07:10莫皇带我教训他们

00:07:12把这窝房子还想抢我女人

00:07:16老子今天就教你做人

00:07:17这狗骨头一天不见

00:07:19这么运气了

00:07:23生死了

00:07:26恩公

00:07:30我知道这把老骨头飞

00:07:31没想到这么飞啊

00:07:32就凭你这半截入土的老东西

00:07:34还想教训我

00:07:37你敢伤害恩公

00:07:39小娘子还挺烈

00:07:41这老灯硬都硬不起来

00:07:43你图她什么

00:07:44就是

00:07:44跟了我们一人仨

00:07:45保准你天天快活

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00:07:48臭婆娘娘你敢伤我爹

00:07:51她她是女兄

00:07:56爹快跑

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00:07:59恩公你怎么样

00:08:04牙龈出血不碍事

00:08:05宿主重伤寿缘简为五十五小时

00:08:09什么我刚赚的寿缘全赔光了

00:08:14进去吧

00:08:17先把如梦安顿好

00:08:19恩公她

00:08:20真的没事吗

00:08:22转的手缘全没了

00:08:24我这把老骨头要怎么攻略三姐妹

00:08:27完成双丘

00:08:28任务完成

00:08:29奖励美容单

00:08:30是否领取

00:08:31有这好东西啊

00:08:33领取

00:08:49我的帅脸真的回来了

00:08:50先去赚点寿缘

00:08:53领贼

00:08:55还敢来

00:08:56别打别打

00:08:59是我

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00:09:02王全尧

00:09:04恩公你真是恩公

00:09:07莫非先前的老者是恩公使的障缘法

00:09:11小法叔不值一提

00:09:13我给你们炖了鸡汤补一补

00:09:15恩公果然是高人

00:09:16不仅心上长相更是俊俏

00:09:19如梦你醒了

00:09:22多谢恩公相救

00:09:23待如梦伤玉

00:09:25定会好好报答恩公

00:09:26报恩的事以后再说

00:09:28先把伤养好

00:09:29给恩公添麻烦了

00:09:31我有个法子

00:09:32不仅能输金活络

00:09:33还能活血化鱼

00:09:35此法名曰大宝剑

00:09:37你们可愿一试

00:09:38大宝剑

00:09:40如玉学医多年

00:09:42为何从未听闻

00:09:44莫非是高等医术

00:09:46恩公

00:09:47能让如玉先感受一下吗

00:09:50少月再一分钟

00:09:52少月再一分钟

00:09:53哦

00:09:56哦

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00:10:25二姐你之前见过这种疗法吗

00:10:32多谢恩公大宝剑果然有效

00:10:35按完之后全身很是畅快

00:10:41大宝剑可是我在蓝星把妹的绝火必须管用

00:10:44如梦姑娘你要不也试试

00:10:56虽说只有练气修为但她的疗伤手法着实了得

00:10:59而且还生得那样俊俏

00:11:05若我从未与陈北徐家定亲就好了

00:11:06恩公她确实值得托付终身的良人

00:11:10累死我了一次按三个属时有些吃不消

00:11:18大宝剑才赚了四个小时

00:11:19得找个机会和他们摊牌啊尽快双修续命才好

00:11:25流霸

00:11:31完蛋这下解释不清了我的双修不会又要泡汤了吧

00:11:43你你想干什么谋杀亲夫

00:11:47恩公你醒了太好了是如梦不懂事你别往心里去快赶紧给恩公道歉

00:11:56我没错他这种道貌安然的货色与那些溃人隐私的淫贼有什么两样

00:12:02尔妹恩公有神的救你你怎能这般污蔑他

00:12:06救我又如何太若光明磊落为何要脱开我沐浴

00:12:14而且恩公兴许是无意的

00:12:16如梦姑娘昨夜确实是个误会我原是去竹林劫首没想到你会在温泉疗伤

00:12:23你就是故意的别以为救了我就能随意摆布我

00:12:29我柳如梦绝不会因欠了人情就甘愿卖身为奴

00:12:37宋主圣元仅剩一小时

00:12:40什么一小时我竟昏睡了两天

00:12:50如梦被我惹哭如鱼还误会我是色狼

00:12:53老天你为什么要捉弄我我才二十五岁我只是想活命啊

00:13:02什么狗屁的才一不洋寿元只剩半个时辰我怎么双修

00:13:05让我死快了

00:13:07什么恩公心结可血是因为寿元将近

00:13:12无论如何他都是我柳家的恩人而且还如此俊强

00:13:17倘若真的帮恩公续命

00:13:20还剩三十分钟寿元了宿主你也太废物了吧

00:13:23要不是你让我穿成这废物老头老子早就靠着盛世美颜双修成仙了

00:13:28人家猪八戒是头猪等的双修成功你好歹是个人太久多恋啊宿主

00:13:33滚等我死了找你的新宿主去吧

00:13:37事宜至此泡个澡吧死也死得舒服点

00:13:45倒计时五分钟

00:13:49倒计时五分钟

00:14:08尔公

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