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Your Friends Neighbors S2e10
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00:12THE END
00:12Are you sure he's dead?
00:16He has no pulse.
00:17Check again.
00:26Nothing.
00:27Is he breathing?
00:28He's not breathing.
00:30I don't have to check.
00:31Dead people don't breathe.
00:32I'm calling 9-1-1.
00:33No, hang on, hang on.
00:34Look, look, look, look.
00:35We need to make sure we get our story straight.
00:37There's no story.
00:38We gotta call 9-1-1 right now.
00:40Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:40The morning's right.
00:41I mean, this does not look good.
00:42Yeah, and the longer we wait, the worse it looks.
00:44It was self-defense.
00:45He pulled a gun.
00:46Hey, it was three against one.
00:47He had a fucking gun.
00:48Yeah, fine.
00:48I know.
00:49Just calm down, all right?
00:51What do you mean calm down?
00:52What we need to do is call 9-1-1 right the fuck now.
00:55Or should we call a lawyer?
00:57Kat Resnick.
00:58Yes.
00:58No, no.
01:00That's a bad idea.
01:00She beat a murder rap for you.
01:02Because I didn't do it.
01:02We didn't do this.
01:04We didn't not do it.
01:05Fuck this.
01:06I'm definitely calling 9-1-1.
01:07No.
01:08What the fuck?
01:09I am not getting arrested again.
01:12I almost went to prison for years,
01:16and I wasn't even there when Paul died.
01:18This time, I hate to break it to you,
01:20we were all in the room.
01:22It was an accident.
01:23Yeah, an accident with a gun.
01:25Nick, I'm sorry,
01:27but I am not going down for another death that is not on me.
01:32Nah, you sound crazy.
01:33He's crazy.
01:34He, you know he's crazy, right?
01:38He's not crazy.
01:39What?
01:40Cooper's handling his money.
01:42Ash was investing in your chip.
01:44We all, we all had dealings with him.
01:46So what?
01:47So it's not a slam dunk.
01:49And you're a celebrity.
01:50Again, so what?
01:50They'll go out of their way to make sure you don't get any special treatment.
01:54Me?
01:55Why me?
01:55You're the one who clocked him on the fucking head.
01:57You set him on fire!
01:58I set him on fire!
01:59I'm just saying hell of my walk.
02:01That's all I'm saying.
02:02Whoa!
02:03You know what?
02:04Fuck this.
02:05I'm out.
02:21Fuck!
02:23We have a decision to make.
02:30And once we make it, we have to stick to it.
02:33Coop's right.
02:34We get an aggressive, ambitious prosecutor.
02:36He won't care about the truth and care about getting a win.
02:40Nick, your being here changes this from a local story to a national one.
02:47The media will eat it up.
02:51Your TV career will be over.
02:53I'll be toast and cooped.
02:54Okay, we get it.
02:59We've all got a lot to lose.
03:05We're all in this together.
03:11You guys are my best friends.
03:16I'll stick to whatever you decide.
03:21But whatever we do here,
03:28we have to do it together.
03:36Okay.
03:40So anyone know where we can get rid of a body?
03:54Who will you got a body?
03:59You'll just they know I haven't seen the body.
04:00You know, how many do you get help?
04:02I we know it's warm.
04:03So none of theое is adore.
04:04I haven't seen anything.
04:19Oh, shit.
04:42Oh, shit.
04:56Coop, what's wrong?
04:57I was just thinking about his daughter.
05:00Oh, damn, I forgot about that.
05:02Yeah, she's a mouse tonight.
05:03She didn't want to be here for a date with Sam.
05:07She's gonna wake up without a father.
05:14If it means anything,
05:16I don't think they were very close.
05:21Yeah, that sounded shitty. Sorry.
05:26Does it really change anything?
05:34Maybe we should just leave him here?
05:36He was drunk and high, and he fell down.
05:38I don't know, man. We all fought with him.
05:40He'll find our DNA under his fingernails or something.
05:43We could put him in a bath.
05:44I don't think there's any version of this
05:46where he doesn't look like he's been killed,
05:47and I'm not leaving his body here
05:48for his daughter to find tomorrow.
05:50Okay, okay.
05:51So we take him out to Lewisboro,
05:53and we drop him in the river before the sun comes up.
05:56Damn.
05:58Yeah, that sounded shitty, too, okay?
06:02Let's go get him.
06:10You wanna jump in here?
06:13Grab a limb?
06:15I just had the vasectomy.
06:16I can't do any heavy lifting for a week.
06:19Seriously?
06:20Oh, I'm sorry.
06:21I didn't know we'd be moving a body tonight.
06:24All right, man.
06:26Wow.
06:28On three?
06:28Yeah.
06:30All right, ready?
06:31One, two, three.
06:34You good?
06:35All right.
06:35Barney, go get your car, pull it around.
06:37No, no, no, no.
06:37You know how absorbent that leather is?
06:39Are you serious right now?
06:41It's evidence, all right?
06:42I don't want his blood in my car.
06:44Well, mine is too small.
06:45What do you think we're gonna do?
06:46Call a fucking Uber?
06:47We didn't think this through.
06:48No shit!
06:49It's fine, we'll take Ash's Escalade.
07:01A paper shadow in a house of stone
07:06The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat
07:11I never knew how far the ride was gonna go
07:15Till I look back at the smoke
07:19You can't keep up with the Johnson
07:24Don't wanna run for the roses
07:38I don't wanna smell the losys
07:49I got my pocket full of the roses
07:53I don't wanna smell the dying roses
07:58Josephs.
08:28Ash is dead?
08:31Yes.
08:34Oh, my God.
08:36And you guys killed him?
08:37No, we didn't kill him.
08:38No, we didn't.
08:39Not on purpose.
08:40Oh, well, that's okay, then.
08:41Okay, hey, come on.
08:42Come on, get out of my window.
08:43Give me a second, please.
08:44I need to tell you what happened.
08:46No, you don't need to tell me what happened,
08:48because I don't want to know what happened,
08:50because if you tell me what happened,
08:52then that makes me complicit,
08:53or an accessory, or whatever.
08:58Oh, my God.
08:59Oh, my God, I'm gonna be a suspect.
09:01No.
09:02Of course I'm gonna be a suspect,
09:03because this is the second man I've been with
09:05who got killed.
09:06Well, technically, Paul killed himself.
09:07I mean, I think they're gonna arrest me,
09:09and I'm gonna have to go through this all over again.
09:11Okay, okay, you're freaking out,
09:12which is totally understandable.
09:12What is it about me that I keep getting myself
09:14into these messes?
09:15I mean, I'm not so different from everyone else, am I?
09:18I mean, why does every relationship I have
09:20lead to criminal charges?
09:22I mean, what am I doing wrong?
09:24I asked myself the exact same question.
09:27You're right.
09:28They're gonna look at you, too.
09:30And you actually did it.
09:31I didn't do anything.
09:32I saw you carrying the body.
09:33Well, I, I, yes, I did that,
09:35but there were mitigating circumstances, obviously.
09:37Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
09:38Can I just please say something?
09:39No!
09:41Okay, yes.
09:43What are you gonna tell me
09:44that will somehow make this better?
09:48Well, to find better.
09:49Well, to find better.
09:49Oh, my God!
09:51Listen.
09:53Hey.
09:55Listen.
09:57Look, he was high on coke and ketamine,
10:01and he tried to shoot me.
10:03Jesus.
10:04Yeah.
10:06Things got a little crazy.
10:09Anyway, he slipped and fell on his head.
10:12You didn't call any evidence?
10:14Well, we should've, yeah,
10:16but obviously things didn't look great for us.
10:20No, I guess not.
10:24I was actually coming here to break up with him.
10:27Well, uh, one less thing to worry about.
10:34They're gonna investigate me.
10:37I mean, I got a rap sheet.
10:39No.
10:40You didn't do anything.
10:41It doesn't matter.
10:42It's all I know we'll talk about.
10:44I just got out of exile.
10:47I just started getting listings.
10:50It's gonna be such a mess.
10:52Well,
10:54what if it never comes to that?
10:59Nobody,
11:00no suspicious murder.
11:04You're just a shady billionaire who went off and disappeared for his own shady reasons.
11:13Because what could possibly go wrong?
11:16I'm really hoping nothing more.
11:21How many terrible people go?
11:23I think I'm a good person, but maybe I'm wrong.
11:26I mean, maybe terrible people don't know they're terrible people,
11:30and then we live in this terrible town doing terrible things to each other,
11:33and that's our punishment.
11:35Punishment for what?
11:36For being terrible.
11:48Where are you gonna go with the body?
11:53Upstate, the river.
11:54The river's a bad idea.
11:56You got any better ones?
11:57The Crosby House on Sutherland.
11:59It's a knockdown.
12:00I brought Maggie and Suzanne there to do it.
12:02They dug the pool.
12:04They're pouring concrete next week.
12:07You bury them there.
12:09They pour the concrete.
12:12Oh.
12:15Uh...
12:16Thanks, Sam.
12:17Yeah.
12:19Don't mention it.
12:21Okay.
12:21Seriously.
12:22Like, ever.
12:26Okay.
12:27Yep.
12:27All right.
12:28Jesus Christ.
12:29You good?
12:30Yeah, I'm good.
12:31Good.
12:33Oh!
12:34Ow!
12:35What? What happened?
12:36It's my back.
12:37Jesus.
12:38Guess I'm moving three dead bodies.
12:41Jesus Christ.
12:43Oh, shit.
12:46Ah, fuck.
12:47Gah!
12:50Ah, fuck.
12:53No finances already returned.
12:57No, yes.
13:09Oh, shit.
13:09No, I'm coming back!
13:16I've got my consciences.
13:20What the fuck?
13:47Ah, ah, ah!
13:49Ah, ah, ah!
13:51Ah!
13:52Ah, ah, ah, ah!
13:54Get him, come on!
13:58Oh!
13:59Ah, ah, ah!
13:59Okay.
14:00Oh!
14:01Oh!
14:01Ah!
14:02Ah, ah!
14:03Ah, come on!
14:05Ah!
14:06Oh, shit!
14:07Oh!
14:09Oh!
14:11Oh!
14:12Oh, my God!
14:16Get the fuck out!
14:18Get out!
14:45Where's Barney?
14:47Barney?
14:48Barney!
14:49Fuck!
14:55Oh, shit!
14:56Oh, Barney!
14:57Jesus Christ.
14:59Okay, I got you.
15:02Ash?
15:04Is he safe?
15:05I don't think he made it out.
15:07Oh, shit. Come on.
15:09Get the fuck out of here.
15:11Yeah.
15:18You think anyone will find him?
15:22I mean, that was pretty deep.
15:25Maybe it really just ends here.
15:29I could be right.
15:32Even if they do find him,
15:34there's nothing to trace it back to us.
15:36He got fucked up
15:37and drove into a lake.
15:39Open and shut.
15:41Exactly.
15:43Except he's in the backseat.
15:59You're familiar.
16:01your faces worn out places worn out faces bright and early for the daily races going nowhere
16:17going nowhere the tears are filling up their glasses no expression no expression
16:31hide my head i want to drown my sorrow no tomorrow no tomorrow
16:42and i find it kind of funny i find it kind of sad the dreams in which i'm dying are
16:51the best i've ever
16:53had i find it hard to tell you i find it hard to take when people run in circles it's
17:02a very very
17:32mad
17:34like a fucking anvil.
17:38The three of us crossed a line that night,
17:40and we knew it.
17:41Whether or not we'd get away with it
17:42remained to be seen.
17:45We shared a secret now,
17:47a big one,
17:48and I was reminded of an old Ben Franklin quote.
17:52Three can keep a secret
17:55if two of them are dead.
18:04I find it kind of sad.
18:05The dreams in which I'm dying
18:08are the best I've ever had.
18:11I find it hard to tell you,
18:14I find it hard to take.
18:16The people run in circles,
18:19it's a very, very
18:23mad world.
18:28Mad world.
18:33I'm telling you someone killed him.
18:36I mean, who just disappears like that?
18:38Maybe we just need to get away
18:39from it all for a little while.
18:41I mean, don't you guys ever just want to
18:43not go home for a week or so?
18:45He wasn't married.
18:47Fair point.
18:48I just can't believe we're all sitting here
18:50dealing with another murder.
18:52Paul was a suicide.
18:53It's not the same.
18:54Well, no way it ashed himself.
18:57We don't know that he's even dead.
18:59He's got a teenage daughter.
19:01He wouldn't just leave her.
19:02Unless he was in trouble.
19:04I mean, I liked the guy and all,
19:06but he was a pretty shady character.
19:09I heard he was some kind of arms dealer.
19:11I heard that too.
19:14Anyone else here get a visit from the FBI?
19:17Yep.
19:17Oh, yeah, I did.
19:19Did you get that woman?
19:23Agent Isles.
19:25Yeah, me too.
19:26She was really obnoxious.
19:27Gretchen almost took a swing at her.
19:30I thought she was kind of hot.
19:32I can see that.
19:33Right?
19:36No, but seriously,
19:38Nash probably dealt with a lot of dangerous people.
19:40You guys were at his place in the Hamptons
19:41when the FBI raided it, weren't you?
19:43Yeah, it was something.
19:45He didn't seem too fazed by.
19:47What about you, Barney?
19:48Any theories?
19:50I think a guy with that kind of money
19:51wants to disappear.
19:52He can disappear.
19:54Or else it's karma.
19:56You don't get to be that rich and handsome
19:58without paying for it somewhere along the line.
20:01Well, whatever happens,
20:03it's gonna come out.
20:04It always does.
20:07It's getting too hot in here.
20:11Shit.
20:26What's with him?
20:28Hey,
20:29wasn't Ash gonna invest in his gems?
20:32He approached us about it,
20:34but I don't know how serious he was.
20:36Well,
20:37if she ever comes back,
20:39probably throw one hell of a party.
20:40That's for sure.
20:43He was insane.
20:45Remember the violin?
20:46Yeah.
20:47That was so funny.
20:53I haven't cried.
20:55Is that bad?
20:57No, it's not.
20:58There's no right way for you to be feeling right now.
21:02You...
21:03and your dad had a complicated relationship.
21:06It's a complicated situation.
21:09It's gonna take some time to process that, you know?
21:13I mean,
21:14I loved him because I had to,
21:15but
21:16was it the time I hated him?
21:19Well,
21:20a lot of teenagers hate their parents.
21:23Talk to my kids.
21:24This is different.
21:26I don't remember when I first realized,
21:28but
21:29I've known for a while now that he was a bad guy.
21:32He did bad things.
21:34I don't know if he was a bad guy.
21:36Maybe.
21:37But
21:38you know,
21:39that doesn't mean that you can't still love him
21:41or miss him.
21:43They won't even say he's dead.
21:45Well,
21:46they don't know.
21:47I do.
21:49If he was going on the run for some reason,
21:52he'd have taken me.
21:56I would have hated him for it.
21:58Listen,
21:58I know I'm a lot older than you,
22:00but I did just lose my dad, too.
22:02And it's
22:03the first thing I think about every day.
22:05I wake up thinking about it, in fact.
22:09That's grief.
22:10But it's also comfort.
22:12Because he's still with me.
22:14He's still in me.
22:18And that's the thing about parents, you know?
22:20Even when they're gone,
22:21they're still with you.
22:31Because I have to go.
22:34Yeah.
22:35Okay.
22:37Oh.
22:39Okay.
22:48I'm sure you have everything?
22:51Yes.
22:51Okay.
22:52Thank you for letting me stay here for so long.
22:55Of course.
22:55We loved having you.
22:57I mean,
22:57under the circumstances.
22:59And you're welcome here anytime.
23:00Call us if you need anything.
23:02Thanks.
23:03Passport.
23:04Ticket.
23:05Phone.
23:06You have everything?
23:06Okay, and I made you a lunch.
23:08Because, you know, plain food.
23:09It's in your carrier.
23:11All right?
23:12Thanks, Mel.
23:13Safe travels.
23:17I warned you she was going to be alive.
23:18She's fine.
23:20You should give her a break.
23:24I'll miss you.
23:26Me too.
23:29Are you going to be okay?
23:31Honestly, I've lived with my aunt more than my father.
23:34We have a good thing going.
23:36That's not what I meant.
23:37I know.
23:39I know.
23:43I know.
23:45I know.
24:02But I was in my father.
24:03I didn't have my father.
24:03I'm sorry.
24:03I know.
24:04I'm sorry.
24:04I know.
24:04I know.
24:05I know.
24:06I know.
24:08I know.
24:11I know.
24:14I know.
24:17Poor thing.
24:20Thanks for letting her stay with us.
24:22Yes.
24:23Think she'll be back junior year?
24:26Her aunt says she's open to it.
24:30What about you, buddy?
24:31How are you holding up?
24:33Okay.
24:36What do you think happened to her father?
24:41Oh, kiddo, I got no idea.
24:44Apparently, you have a lot of enemies.
24:48Who knows?
24:50Maybe he'll turn off?
24:53I think so.
24:58No, honey, I don't.
25:20You going somewhere?
25:24Does it have something to do with ash?
25:26Honestly, that was just the icing on the cake.
25:28Do you have any place in mind?
25:31I haven't gotten that far yet.
25:33First, I have to see what I can get for the suicide house.
25:36They say it shaves a quarter off the value.
25:39Are you sure?
25:40Yeah, well, there are some statistics that...
25:43No, no, no.
25:43I mean, are you sure about leaving?
25:45Oh.
25:46I'm not sure about anything these days.
25:48You ever hear the expression, we've just seen the elephant's tail?
25:53It's like the tip of the iceberg?
25:56No.
25:56No, I'm going to butcher it.
25:58But it's something like, if you see the elephant's tail, that means the elephant is almost gone.
26:02And who is the elephant in this parable?
26:04All the shit that you've been through over the last year and change.
26:07I mean, it feels like maybe you're leaving right when it's about to get good again.
26:12That is maybe the least cynical thing I've ever heard you say.
26:17Well, look at me.
26:19I don't know.
26:19You have a home here.
26:22You have people here, you know?
26:24Do I?
26:25I mean, do you?
26:26Do any of us?
26:28I mean, they were so quick to write me off.
26:31And not just me.
26:32My kids, too.
26:37There's something about this town that makes you feel like you're one crappy day away from being kicked to the
26:42curb.
26:43The only thing worse than living in the fishbowl is being tossed out of it.
26:47You really think it'll be better someplace else?
26:49I think maybe I'd be better somewhere else.
26:52Somewhere where the cost of entry isn't so steep you sell your soul just to get through the door.
26:57Is that how you really feel, that you sold your soul?
26:59At a discount.
27:02Don't you?
27:03I mean, maybe I pawned it a couple times.
27:11Well, let's see what I get for the house.
27:14Speaking of which, I may have found what you asked for.
27:17Oh, you found her?
27:19Yeah, well, only two one-bedroom apartments were rented this last month.
27:23Can you text me the cheaper of the two?
27:24You got it.
27:27You're welcome.
27:29I have to go.
27:35I'll see you.
27:39Hey.
27:42There's always another elephant.
27:45Tell me about it.
28:01Ash's death was a tragic accident, but it had given me a way out of the trap I'd been in.
28:09$600 million back to Ash's estate.
28:12I'd return the other $400 million once Jack got it out of Excelsior.
28:17If Sam was right that I'd sold my soul, I figured a billion dollars should buy at least a piece
28:23of it back.
28:33All right, you're right in here.
28:35Thank you so much.
28:37Hi.
28:38Hi.
28:39It was so good to see you.
28:40You look the same.
28:42Oh, my gosh.
28:42That's you.
28:44You look great.
28:45Listen, thanks for taking the time to be with me.
28:48I know how busy you are.
28:51Oh, come on.
28:52Never too busy for an old friend.
28:54Besides, I'm so excited to see you so passionate about writing again.
28:59Back in college, you were such a great writer.
29:02So, I read your chapters.
29:03It's the first draft, and I am working on restructuring it, and I will be quiet now.
29:09This is very well written.
29:11It is intuitive, it's smart, and it's boring.
29:16Well, don't sugarcoat it.
29:17It's just missing a reason to exist, you know?
29:22I had thought that books on menopause were all the rage.
29:25They were.
29:26No, they're not.
29:29Well, shit.
29:31Can I be blunt with you?
29:32That wasn't blunt?
29:34I know what you went through last year when they arrested Coop.
29:39I mean, the fear, the betrayal, the sexual politics of it all.
29:44Yeah, it was, it was a lot.
29:47And that's the book you need to write.
29:48What?
29:50Yeah.
29:52No, but that's my family.
29:55My life.
29:57Can't do that.
29:58True crime, sex, murder in the suburbs.
30:01That's an ardor, actually.
30:02I could sell the shit out of that book.
30:04Sorry.
30:06I can't do that.
30:09I get it.
30:11You might not have the stomach for it.
30:13Most people don't.
30:15But you're a good writer, Mel.
30:17If you change your mind, you know where to find me.
30:27Look, man, the cops are looking for ash.
30:29The FBI and Interpol are sniffing around.
30:31I'm not touching any of the Jim Accounting right now.
30:34No one's looking at your books.
30:35No, you don't know who's looking at what.
30:37Okay, but either way, the numbers aren't significant enough to generate any red flags.
30:41They were significant enough for you to want to hide them in there.
30:43As I said, it was an error in judgment.
30:45My company isn't your private bank, Barney.
30:48Okay, just hold on.
30:50Barney didn't take one cent out of the gym.
30:52And you're not going to now.
30:54Not until all this blows over.
31:03You know what?
31:04I'm going to go take a shower.
31:06Hey, we were going to go get dinner.
31:08You want to come?
31:09No, you guys go without me.
31:11Sure, buddy.
31:15Are you okay?
31:16He's pretty freaked out.
31:18What about you?
31:20I'm just doing what I always do.
31:22Just roll all my anxieties into a ball and push it deep down into my intestines and then
31:26do my best to pretend it's not fair.
31:27Hey, that's what I do.
31:28It's the best way.
31:29That's the only way.
31:30Hey, how'd it go?
31:32We are working on it.
31:35Great.
31:36I feel much better now.
31:37Look, until ash resurfaces, it's too risky to move that money.
31:41Well, what about the baseball card?
31:42Any dinner?
31:43Dios mÃo.
31:45You got me into this mess.
31:47Can you front me and then you can just keep it when you get it back?
31:50Yeah, I thought about that.
31:52But some that large, my wife will see it and then she'll want an explanation.
31:56You never lied to your wife?
31:57I'm a very bad liar.
31:59What about you?
32:00I'm a great liar.
32:02What?
32:02Come on.
32:03You and me are in the same boat.
32:04We're not in the same boat.
32:07Man, it must be nice to meet you guys.
32:10You just, you can't get your money so you just dip into your other pocket, grab a whole
32:14bunch of your other money until the first money's ready.
32:16There's no pockets.
32:17Fucking white people.
32:19I know, right?
32:20Oh, you're whiter than he is and that's saying something.
32:23Hey, Coop.
32:23What about all that ash money that didn't go into the front?
32:27Technically, you still have discretion, right?
32:29We could just grab a few hundred thousand and structure it as a loan, maybe?
32:33What do you mean?
32:36Oh, God.
32:37Tell me you didn't.
32:38I did.
32:39You sent back $600 million just like that?
32:43$600 million?
32:44You had that this whole time?
32:45It's actually a little bit over a billion.
32:47Are you kidding me?
32:47It wasn't my money.
32:48None of it's your money.
32:49We're fucking thieves!
32:50Hey, want to keep your voice down?
32:52What the fuck did you guys do to Nick?
32:53What?
32:54What do you mean?
32:55I mean, he's walking around like in some sad days, like he doesn't know what to do with himself.
32:59Well, he and Ash were really friendly.
33:01I think he's still grieving.
33:02You're right.
33:03You are a bad liar.
33:10I'm in trouble here, Coop.
33:13Look, Elena, we will get you your money.
33:16I promise.
33:16It's just going to take a little time.
33:18A lot of time.
33:29I don't care.
33:30I don't know.
34:22Are you kidding me?
34:24I was nowhere near your neighborhood.
34:30Come on.
34:31I just missed you.
34:32It's almost midnight.
34:34Yeah, so I knew you'd be up.
34:36How'd you find me?
34:38Sibling telepathy.
34:40Well, you should have called first.
34:42Yeah, well, you're not taking my calls.
34:44Well, exactly.
34:48You okay?
34:50Yeah.
34:52No, not really.
34:55Maid's day off, yadda, yadda, yadda.
34:57You want some tea or something?
34:59Sure.
35:01Oh, I don't have any.
35:04This is nice.
35:06You think so?
35:07I'm still putting it together.
35:09Is that dad's TV?
35:11Mm-hmm.
35:12Mom didn't want it.
35:19Do you want to talk about it?
35:22Not particularly, no.
35:28Every time I feel like I've found myself, I turn around and I realize I am more lost than ever.
35:35It's like I'm in this dream and I cannot wake up.
35:42Well, maybe it's just your turn to face the strange.
35:46What?
35:47You know.
35:49Turn and face the strange ch-ch-changes.
35:53That's that lyric?
35:54Seriously?
35:55Mm-hmm.
35:56I had no idea.
35:58Anyway, you've been living a very conventional life for a very long time.
36:02And no one gets through this without having to face the strange.
36:07You really find out who you are.
36:11And I guess now's your time.
36:15I know you're not a bad person, but it doesn't mean you couldn't be better.
36:20So much dad was here.
36:25Andy.
36:28Would it be okay if I just crashed here tonight?
36:31Yeah, I'll go and...
36:34I'll find you a blanket.
36:37Or a really big coat.
36:50Let's go.
36:59Let's go.
37:02Let's go.
37:03Let's go.
37:08Father's Day at the club.
37:09Father's Day at the club.
37:10It was amazing, and honestly a little demoralizing, how quickly this town could metabolize scandal
37:16and tragedy.
37:17A man we all knew had disappeared, was more than likely dead, and it was terrible and horrifying
37:23and inconceivable.
37:24And here we were, eating, drinking, and strutting our wares like our lives for a show.
37:30And come what may, the show must go on.
37:33Hey, Coop.
37:34Hey.
37:35How you doing?
37:35Good, good.
37:36Kids making in for Father's Day?
37:38Yeah, Mike's here.
37:40Lynn and Val couldn't come in from L.A., so...
37:42You can?
37:43Yeah?
37:44Yeah.
37:46Everything okay?
37:50Um...
37:50Yeah, can I talk to you for a second?
37:53Sure.
37:53Yeah.
37:54Mictors, please.
37:56McAllen, 2527.
37:57Sure.
37:57I, um...
37:59What's up?
38:00I don't know if I should be talking about this.
38:02Then maybe you shouldn't.
38:03I've been having an affair.
38:05Or, you know, just dive on in.
38:08Look, we've been very, very discreet.
38:10Yeah, I know.
38:11It's Diane Miller, right?
38:12Fuck.
38:13Fuck!
38:15How did you know?
38:16Oh, God.
38:17Does everybody know?
38:18Oh, buddy, no.
38:18It's just me.
38:21Can anyone have a damn secret in this town?
38:24How long you lived here?
38:26Too long.
38:27I just...
38:29I don't know what to do, Coop.
38:30I mean, this thing with Diane,
38:32it's taking on a life of its own.
38:33You're asking me for my advice?
38:35Yes, buddy, please.
38:37Stop fucking your friend's wife.
38:38I'm just gonna throw that out there.
38:40We love each other.
38:42You're in love with Diane Miller?
38:44Yes.
38:45No.
38:45What you love is fucking someone new.
38:47Someone who actually thinks it's exciting
38:49to fuck someone new, too.
38:51Right?
38:52It's exciting, and it's risky,
38:54and it's sexy, and it's wrong,
38:56but it's not love.
38:58Look, Lisa and I,
39:00we've been unhappy for a long time.
39:01Yeah, because Lisa's fucking intolerable.
39:04Oh, Jesus Christ.
39:05I'd be so divorced, sir.
39:06But don't blow up your friend's marriage
39:08along with it.
39:10You know, I thought maybe you'd be
39:12a little more understanding.
39:13Why?
39:14Because I'm the guy who gets to fuck new people?
39:16Come on.
39:16You know what I'm doing
39:17when I'm not fucking new people,
39:18which is almost every day, by the way?
39:19I'm sitting on my couch alone,
39:21watching movies that they don't make anymore,
39:24feeling sorry for myself
39:25and feeling like I could disappear tomorrow
39:27and it would take a few days for anyone
39:28to even realize that I'm gone.
39:30Jesus Christ, Coop.
39:32Look, there is no happy ending
39:34for you and Diane in this scenario.
39:36Do you understand?
39:37No.
39:37You can keep fucking each other
39:39until you get caught
39:39and you blow up both of your lives
39:41or you can grow up
39:43and chalk it up to temporary insanity
39:46and go back and figure out
39:48if you have a marriage worth saving.
39:50But you just said she is intolerable.
39:52Yeah, I'm not married to her.
39:56You asked me.
40:00I did.
40:02Easy.
40:05What's going on, buddy?
40:09I'm worried about Nick.
40:11Those FBI agents really got in his head.
40:14Well, they talked to everybody.
40:16They didn't single us out.
40:17Tell that to him.
40:21Can you go talk to him, please?
40:22I'll be there in a second.
40:23I'm really not his favorite person right now.
40:25Don't talk to him.
40:27He's your friend.
40:29Hey.
40:30Why are you so crazy?
40:31Dad.
40:35Hey, Nick.
40:36Hey.
40:38Want a drink?
40:40Did you leave Annie?
40:42Okay.
40:43I'm fine.
40:45You don't sound fine.
40:46What do you want me to say, Barney?
40:50We killed him.
40:51Not that.
40:53Starters.
40:53I haven't been able to sleep since that night.
40:56I'm in this with you, okay?
40:57So it's Coop.
40:58Oh, God.
40:59We're gonna get through this, but not if you get drunk.
41:02And do something crazy, right?
41:03You do that, it's game over for all of us.
41:06There's no way we're gonna get away with this.
41:07We will if we keep our heads.
41:10Our DNA is all over that house.
41:12I was looking at that house.
41:13Fibers, hair.
41:14I don't have any hair.
41:15Oh, fuck you.
41:15Trying to be funny right now?
41:17You were supposed to protect me.
41:18Hey.
41:19What happened that night was a little bit beyond my job description.
41:22Barney, I'm talking about the other thing.
41:25Fuck.
41:28Nick.
41:28You must think I'm really stupid.
41:31How many times can I apologize, huh?
41:34You have my word.
41:35I will never do anything like that again.
41:37I know you won't.
41:40What?
41:40Because you're fired.
41:47Well, now I think you're really stupid.
41:50They all know.
41:51What? Who?
41:53Everybody, they just all know about the DUI.
41:56Them?
41:57Yes.
41:58Come on.
42:00Fuck those guys.
42:01That's the thing about this place.
42:03Word travels fast.
42:05But take it from an expert.
42:07Next week, someone's gonna fuck their nanny,
42:09or sleep with a trainer,
42:10or go to rehab,
42:11or some stupid shit,
42:13and your little snafu will be conveniently forgotten.
42:18I think I made a mistake.
42:19You definitely made a mistake, kiddo.
42:21No, I mean with college.
42:23Oh, that.
42:25I just felt like everything was speeding up.
42:28Like it was all just coming at me so fast.
42:31I mean,
42:32couldn't get any time to think things through.
42:37No, I'm screwed.
42:39No, you're not.
42:41You woke up.
42:42You questioned your path.
42:43That's so much better to do now.
42:45When you're young,
42:46it gets a hell of a lot messier when you get older.
42:49Okay?
42:49You wanna go to college?
42:50You're gonna go to college.
42:51It might not be next year.
42:54It might not be Princeton.
42:56But you will get to where you wanna go.
43:00And if you don't wanna do it,
43:01you wanna do something else?
43:03We will figure that out too.
43:07I don't know how things got so fucked up.
43:09Tell me about it.
43:13Leave me alone, man!
43:14Hey! Whoa!
43:15Okay, what the fuck?
43:17Hey, guys!
43:19Seriously, you guys!
43:20Hey!
43:21Hey!
43:21Hey!
43:22Jesus Christ!
43:25Oh, my God!
43:31Oh, God!
43:34Really?
43:36The club had a three-page list of rules pertaining to decorum,
43:39but I don't think any of them really covered this sort of thing.
43:42Still, I was pretty sure we'd each be getting an official warning letter,
43:45along with a hefty fine.
43:48A little help?
43:48Oh, fuck you, Coop!
43:57This is another fine mess you've gotten us into.
44:02Drink?
44:05Absolutely.
44:16What was that with you and Nick?
44:18I don't know.
44:19He was drunk.
44:20I was trying to get him to step out before he embarrassed himself,
44:23which clearly didn't go according to plan.
44:25That was number three.
44:29Number three what?
44:31That was the third lie you told me.
44:33What are you talking about?
44:34What lies?
44:37I don't trust you, Barney.
44:38I'm gonna have a baby and I don't know who my husband is anymore.
44:42Grace, look, I don't know what you're thinking.
44:45I don't want to hear a fourth.
44:48No.
44:48Okay.
44:51Um, let's get the kids to bed and then we'll talk about this, okay?
45:00No.
45:02No.
45:02You're not coming home with us.
45:06What?
45:07I'll pack you a bag and leave it out front later.
45:09What are you talking about?
45:11Where am I supposed to go?
45:12Literally anywhere else.
45:16Grace.
45:18Grace, come on. Grace.
45:19Fingers.
45:23Grace.
45:23Right, okay?
45:26Let's talk about this, okay?
45:29The last thing I want to do right now is talk to you.
46:12What the fuck are you doing?
46:15This wasn't the deal.
46:19You're not gonna be able to sell that.
46:21They're too traceable.
46:22Don't be stupid.
46:26You got a better idea?
46:28Hmm?
46:31Okay.
46:32Those are worth a lot more than what I owe.
46:35Uh-huh, it is.
46:37Feli, just leave the ring.
46:39Okay, take the watch.
46:40Alright.
46:50Had to make it look real, right?
46:53Walked in and a burglar came and pow.
46:57Poor Lena.
47:00I'll probably give you a raise.
47:08Yeah.
47:08Oye, vamos.
47:09See ya.
47:11Got the watch?
47:11Yeah, I got everything.
47:13Okay, well.
47:22What the hell was that between Nick and Prince?
47:24Uh, Nick had a little too much to drink.
47:26When he tried to stop him, it did not go well.
47:29It was extra?
47:30Yeah, it was.
47:33I'm his grandpa.
47:37I do too, buddy.
47:39It's your first Father's Day without him.
47:41I'm sorry.
47:41Maybe we should have skipped the club this year.
47:46You know what?
47:47We still can.
48:00Woo-hoo!
48:01Woo-hoo!
48:05Wow.
48:06Come on!
48:07Wow!
48:08Hey, Papa.
48:12Hey.
48:20Penny for your thoughts?
48:24Do you ever wonder if we need all of this...
48:29the houses, the cars, the clothes?
48:31What are you talking about here?
48:32Do you think we're even capable of scaling back?
48:35Smaller house.
48:36Less debt.
48:37Do you not remember our apartment on Bank Street?
48:40I remember cockroaches.
48:43Okay, yes.
48:45It wasn't exactly a palace, but...
48:49When we were 25, I felt like we won the lottery.
48:53I didn't grow up with any of that stuff.
48:55You didn't either.
48:57My parents wanted me to be a professor, for price sake.
49:01You were ambitious.
49:03So?
49:04You went after it.
49:06And I love that about you.
49:08You're so bland.
49:14For me, it was never about the house,
49:18the jewelry, the car, the country club.
49:24It's about you.
49:29You think that's what ruined us?
49:32You think we're ruined?
49:34Come on.
49:35You know what I mean.
49:37All I know is I would have traded all of it to keep our family together.
49:45Okay.
49:46If you tell me we have to scale back, sell the house, move somewhere else,
49:50I will get with the program, but on one condition.
49:53What's that?
49:54You start telling me the truth.
49:58About what?
50:01Exactly.
50:10I need to, uh, deal with this.
50:13Mm-hmm.
50:15Excuse me.
50:16Shaved by a bell.
50:34Not a great time.
50:39No, I guess it's not.
50:40You hear anything about Ash?
50:45I did not.
50:46You think he'll be back?
50:49I think we both know he won't be.
50:56What's this?
50:58The flash drive with the video of you.
51:01Held up your end.
51:02There it is.
51:04Okay.
51:05Thanks.
51:07The money you sent back.
51:11No one told you to do that.
51:12Well, I figured it's Ash's money.
51:13You'd sort it out.
51:14It's not all Ash's money.
51:16Yeah? Whose money is it?
51:18That's a conversation for another time.
51:19The point is, I'm wiring it back into your account.
51:22Well, I don't want it.
51:22And I wouldn't have wanted it, even if you hadn't pulled that stunt with the van.
51:27What van?
51:27Come on.
51:28You're seriously gonna stand here and tell me that wasn't you?
51:31I thought I covered that with what van?
51:34Look, believe me or don't, it changes nothing.
51:38But you may want to consider the other possibility.
51:41Yeah, what's that?
51:44What, Cricket Birch?
51:46Bullshit.
51:47Why, because you fucked her?
51:49Grow up, Coop.
51:52You know, there's a version of this.
51:54Where I might turn out to be the only friend you have.
51:57Is this that version?
51:59Well, not soon enough, eh?
52:02You know, a little tip.
52:04Sometimes it helps if you just say the thing you're talking about.
52:23No matter how comfortable we get with them, there will eventually be a reckoning with all the lies we tell.
52:29The lies we've lived.
52:32The lies we tell to survive.
52:36The lies we tell our spouses.
52:41The lies we tell ourselves.
52:44But sometimes, in between all the lies, the truth still manages to shine through.
52:49The simple joy of bowling with my family on Father's Day.
52:52The laughter of my kids.
52:54The increasingly rare feeling of being exactly where I belonged.
52:58The idea that maybe I could somehow outrun all the lies and find a simpler and more honest way to
53:03live.
53:04Like my father.
53:07The ground was still shifting under my feet, but it seemed as if some bit of the clarity and purpose
53:12he possessed had been left behind for me.
53:14And in spite of everything, I was feeling hopeful again.
53:22But a smarter man would have looked at his own tapestry of lies and understood that it was only a
53:29matter of time before someone started pulling at a thread.
53:32It's a torture wanderer.
53:37The Unexpected Curve
53:38A��
53:38Oh Fiona! Take
53:45piloted. Tune
53:45in. Time seriously
53:45Can I go
53:45away? To be Nice.
53:51Where? Ah!
53:54Bart!
53:55I don't know.
54:30I don't know.
54:57I don't know.
55:24I don't know.
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