00:00Quick, get that chair against the door because the aliens burst through!
00:06Wow, they're gone.
00:07Could be bad work.
00:09Bought us some time at best.
00:11How much time?
00:12Like, an hour and 34 minutes?
00:15Alex, for the last time, we're not watching your stupid movie.
00:17It's called 127 Hours, and you know that.
00:21Typical.
00:22Whenever you guys pick a movie for movie night, it's boots down.
00:25But when I pick something, there's always an excuse.
00:29Aliens are trying to abduct us!
00:31Well, I wish Aliens had come last week when we were watching Hamnet.
00:36I liked it.
00:37Yeah, I thought it wasn't too bad.
00:39They're on the roof.
00:40Okay, I'm gonna go check.
00:42If I'm not back in five minutes, go.
00:45Ben, I'll press play.
00:47No, that's not what I meant!
00:49You need to move on.
00:51Why?
00:52Because James Regan was such a bad guy!
00:55Is he?
00:55Yes, but sometimes you have to separate the art from the artist.
00:58Alex, we don't have time for this!
01:01Oh!
01:02Shit!
01:03Whoa!
01:04He's being sucked off.
01:07Not what they call it.
01:08We need help.
01:10Tom, my phone is dead!
01:12Mine too.
01:14Mine's working!
01:16Yeah?
01:16Wait, do you have a signal?
01:17Yeah, yeah.
01:183G.
01:18Enough for Tubi!
01:20Oh, come on now.
01:20We have to watch the ads.
01:21Oh, you're right.
01:24Do you understand what is happening right now?
01:26Yes, I understand what is happening right now!
01:30You two don't appreciate James Franco vehicles.
01:34Just like last week when I suggested Pineapple Express and you all ditched me for your grandma's funeral!
01:40Alex, that's insensitive.
01:42Oh yeah, is it?
01:43Because as I recall, Nona loved 21 Jump Street.
01:47That was day, Franco!
01:51They cut the lights!
01:52They cut the lights!
01:54The TV's not working!
02:05What's happening?
02:06Well, James Franco has his arms stuck between the boulders.
02:09I do not know how he's going to get out of this.
02:12Okay, now I'm talking about the alien, stupid!
02:15Gah!
02:15Gah!
02:17Gah!
02:18Gah!
02:19Gah!
02:20Gah!
02:20Gah!
02:21Gah!
02:22Gah!
02:22Gah!
02:23Gah!
02:24Gah!
02:24Gah!
02:26Gah!
02:26Gah!
02:27Gah!
02:29Gah!
02:36Gah!
02:38My arm's stuck!
02:39Can we open the door or the alien's gonna get through?
02:42Well, well, well.
02:45If only there was a scene in Hamnet that would have told us what to do in this exact situation.
02:57Quick!
02:59Someone throw water on it!
03:00Maybe it'll kill it like in Signs!
03:03You guys watch Signs without me?
03:06That's it.
03:07I'm fucking out of here.
03:16So you guys want to get sucked off?
03:18I think this is a good one for you.
03:21I'm happy to see you all.
03:23Bye!
03:24I'm fucking out of here.
03:25I'm happy.
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