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00:00:12so nice to finally meet you
00:00:14hey please lower your expectations
00:00:15i'm way more charming on email
00:00:19well i'm glad you asked me out
00:00:21finally you know i'm a cardio girl
00:00:23i don't normally just hang out by the
00:00:24waves i do not normally lift that much
00:00:26it was either ask you out or get a
00:00:27hernia trying to impress you
00:00:29so okay why did you leave london for
00:00:31new jersey it was a job opportunity i'm
00:00:33an in-house lawyer at aircruise oh i
00:00:35love aircruise thank you always on time
00:00:37great snacks cheers i love your
00:00:40commercials i'm not just the ceo of aircruise
00:00:43i'm also a pilot i hate doing those my
00:00:46dad used to do them and then when he
00:00:47retired i had to do them it's worst part
00:00:49of the job you're great my ex-wife is
00:00:52going to be so jealous that i'm on a date
00:00:53with the aircruise lady oh this is not a
00:00:56date this is a work dinner well
00:00:59little birdie told me that you're single
00:01:01and so am i legally now oh that's six
00:01:05months of my life
00:01:07i'm here to talk business sorry you're
00:01:08right yeah trust me the last thing i want
00:01:10to talk about is my ex-wife
00:01:13okay stacy oh well wait wasn't that like a
00:01:16huge demotion oh um i don't know uh
00:01:19practicing international law on a global
00:01:20scale is rewarding but today at aircruise i
00:01:23did resolve a dispute between a passenger
00:01:24and an emotional support doc so
00:01:26oh you're hiding something thank you why
00:01:30did you really leave did you quit or did
00:01:32you get fired you can tell me anything i'm
00:01:34like a vault like my ex-boyfriend gave me
00:01:35scabies and i didn't tell us all well
00:01:39done aircruise is expanding into
00:01:41dallas fort worth it's huge for us
00:01:43dallas and i'd like the lounge there to
00:01:45reflect and be kind of like a cathedral
00:01:47for
00:01:49larry
00:01:51oh uh excuse me um stacy's from dallas
00:01:56oh that's where we met
00:02:06are you crying crying
00:02:13i'm sorry should we get some food let's get
00:02:16some food i had a protein bar earlier you
00:02:19know i come here for these bad boys for
00:02:21sogo right coming to taste the tequila
00:02:23right oh but it's in there it is it's
00:02:25definitely in there shall we get some
00:02:26water oh my god we're playing my little
00:02:28favorite song oh my god i love this song
00:02:30it's a good song we have to dance no we
00:02:33don't we absolutely don't you just dance
00:02:35no no absolutely not it's a it's a
00:02:36restaurant it's not a dance oh okay you
00:02:38want to see it
00:02:41i'm begging you
00:02:47what the fuck sit down or my boyfriend will kick your
00:02:51fucking ass hey hey tanya i am so sad to be clear no one will be kicking your ass
00:02:54i do apologize everyone dessert is on me oh shit and then we stopped sleeping together
00:03:06she uh she thought it was her fault but honestly it was mine and now i masturbate to her
00:03:17i jerk off to my ex-wife i mean is that fucked up and that's my cue okay excuse me
00:03:31i had a really nice time tonight good night tanya well not on the first date huh
00:03:38you are a gentleman well until next time
00:03:47good night good night god you're such a pussy
00:03:51mom i'm home
00:04:00jackie uh i just want to apologize again uh i'm really sorry you should call stacy
00:04:09she might be home thinking about you too and masturbating goodbye larry
00:04:28doctor
00:04:29you
00:04:48you
00:05:07All right, Frederick. Here we are. Finished last night.
00:05:10If you could get that to Mr. Vance when he gets in, please.
00:05:11That was fast. You can take more time if you want.
00:05:15Mr. Vance will be mad if there are mistakes, so...
00:05:18Um, there are no mistakes.
00:05:22All right, Claire?
00:05:23Ugh, no. It's freezing outside, and then it's like a thousand degrees on the train,
00:05:26so I sweat all the way through my thermal underwear,
00:05:28but then that sweat froze on my walk to work,
00:05:30and now I have this, like, insane rash behind my knees.
00:05:34Oh, dear.
00:05:35What about you? What did you get up to last night?
00:05:36Oh, nothing.
00:05:38No, you did something. What was it?
00:05:41Just something personal.
00:05:43Like what?
00:05:44I'm sorry. I think this might be a cultural difference.
00:05:46Um, discussing personal things with a co-worker seems inappropriate or rude to me.
00:05:51Oh.
00:05:51So when I say all right, Claire, I'm not really asking if you're all right.
00:05:54I'm just saying hello.
00:05:56Oh, because for me, if you ask me a question, then I answer it,
00:05:58because that is how a conversation works.
00:06:00Right.
00:06:01Well, for example, yesterday, when you...
00:06:03Good morning.
00:06:04When you told me your IBS was intense,
00:06:08that's a personal issue for your personal life. Do you see?
00:06:11What do you want me to say?
00:06:12Just all right.
00:06:13I say all right, and you say all right, and we go about our day.
00:06:15But I'm not all right.
00:06:16No one's all right, Claire. We just say it.
00:06:22Good morning, Miss Cruz.
00:06:23Good morning.
00:06:27Good morning, Miss Cruz.
00:06:28Good morning.
00:06:29Good morning, Miss Cruz.
00:06:30Good morning, Miss Cruz.
00:06:31Mind me, we need to get up.
00:06:34Hey, hey. How'd it go last night?
00:06:36Nightmare.
00:06:37Who told Larry I was single?
00:06:38Who doesn't know that you're single?
00:06:40Fair.
00:06:41I'm so sorry.
00:06:41Meaning that he hit on you?
00:06:42And then he cried.
00:06:43I'm gonna scream.
00:06:44It makes me so angry when people cannot separate their business life from their personal life.
00:06:48Except in your case, which is business life and business life.
00:06:51Hey, I don't need anybody else in my life right now.
00:06:53I'm focused on work.
00:06:54I hear that, sister.
00:06:56Okay.
00:06:57I know I'm not supposed to ask this, but how are you even walking right now?
00:07:01You're actually not allowed to ask that.
00:07:02Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:02Go ahead.
00:07:03No.
00:07:03I have to steer your airline.
00:07:04You.
00:07:04Okay.
00:07:05Seriously, shouldn't you be home or in a hospital giving birth?
00:07:08Yeah, I'm gonna go to the hospital when the baby comes, then I'll resume work the next
00:07:10day.
00:07:11You're kidding, right?
00:07:12We have maternity meetings.
00:07:14I'm worried about you.
00:07:14Hey, Marcus.
00:07:15Yeah?
00:07:16Get this down to legal.
00:07:16Miss Cruz?
00:07:17Yeah, right away, Miss Bloom.
00:07:19Right away, Miss Bloom?
00:07:20So, you all set for the deposition?
00:07:22Mm.
00:07:23Nervous.
00:07:24No.
00:07:24Look, this is nothing.
00:07:26It's nothing.
00:07:26If the biggest airline on the planet is not suing somebody somewhere, their dicks get soft.
00:07:30Sydney.
00:07:31What?
00:07:31You can't say that.
00:07:32The tour's open.
00:07:33Well, it's true.
00:07:33For fuck's sake.
00:07:34It's gonna be fine.
00:07:35Vance is gonna destroy them.
00:07:37He is, isn't he?
00:07:38Yes.
00:07:38I buy a ticket to see this one.
00:07:40Peter Vance is going to eat those assholes for breakfast.
00:07:44Jonderson, Peter Vance here.
00:07:46What is this horseshit about moving up the deposition?
00:07:52Huh?
00:07:54Oh, fuck you.
00:07:56Oh, God, listen, asshole.
00:07:58If that's the only time in your CEO's precious schedule, I'll depose his ass, too.
00:08:02Yeah.
00:08:03Yeah, I fucking can.
00:08:05Check your email, dipshit.
00:08:07Guess what?
00:08:10I can be there.
00:08:14What's going on?
00:08:15No!
00:08:16Ah!
00:08:17I don't know if it was beef or churrito.
00:08:19All right, Claire?
00:08:21No, not at all.
00:08:22Mr. Vance choked on his breakfast burrito.
00:08:24Oh, my God.
00:08:25You're gonna have burritos for breakfast?
00:08:28I'm so sorry.
00:08:29Is he okay?
00:08:29He has a tube down his throat, but he is using hand signals to sue the food truck for a
00:08:32recklessly
00:08:32large sausage chunk.
00:08:33Is this him?
00:08:34Are you Blanche Flower?
00:08:35Yes, Daniel Blanche Flower.
00:08:36Well, the general goes down.
00:08:37Time to bring in the colonel.
00:08:38Vance says you're hot shit, so you're on the Falcon Airlines deposition.
00:08:41You need to be in Miss Cruz's office in five minutes.
00:08:42I'll be there.
00:08:47Why are you all looking at me like that?
00:08:49Have you met Miss Cruz?
00:08:51No, Rachel, I've not yet had the pleasure.
00:08:54Pleasure.
00:08:55So you enjoy feeling dumb and scared?
00:08:59She's tough.
00:09:00Don't babble, but don't say nothing.
00:09:02Just speak the exact right amount.
00:09:04And do not compliment her shoes.
00:09:06Oh.
00:09:06It was the worst elevator ride of my life.
00:09:08She likes the smell of lavender.
00:09:09Try to smell like lavender.
00:09:11She hates the sound of breathing.
00:09:12Don't breathe.
00:09:13But if you have to breathe, try to take a quick gasp through the side of your mouth like
00:09:16this.
00:09:16Pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft.
00:09:31Go right in.
00:09:32She's expecting you.
00:09:33Good luck.
00:09:50You're very, um, impressive.
00:09:58You glow, you.
00:10:01Wow.
00:10:03You're the new lawyer?
00:10:05Yes.
00:10:05Um, sorry.
00:10:06I am he, Daniel Blanchflower.
00:10:10Nice shoes.
00:10:12Fuck.
00:10:12Sydney?
00:10:13Yes.
00:10:16This is the guy?
00:10:17Yeah, this is, um, I literally already forgot it.
00:10:20Blanchflower.
00:10:20Blanchflower.
00:10:21Blanchflower.
00:10:21Blanchflower.
00:10:22That's what I said.
00:10:22Can we postpone the deposition?
00:10:24No, it'll look like we're hiding something.
00:10:26Um, Ms. Cruz, I can assure you I am quite capable and happy to help with whatever you may
00:10:33need help with, um, shoes or law, probably more law-based help, I imagine you need actually
00:10:39from me.
00:10:41Pfft.
00:11:05Good morning, I'm Daniel.
00:11:06Vanessa, nice to meet you.
00:11:07Nice to meet you.
00:11:08Okay, well, let's begin.
00:11:11Ms. Cruz, four months ago, on July 25th, Falcon Airlines had a verbal agreement with the board
00:11:16of the Dallas-Fort Worth Airport to acquire 10 gates in their new terminal.
00:11:19Are you aware of all this?
00:11:20Yes.
00:11:21But on July 26th, the very next day, you flew to Dallas on your personal private jet,
00:11:26Cruise One, to meet with Charles Johnson, the chairman of the Dallas-Fort Worth board.
00:11:30And after your evening together, Mr. Johnson just changed his mind, decided to give the
00:11:35gates that he had already given to Falcon Airlines to you.
00:11:38Is that correct?
00:11:38Yes.
00:11:39Would you care to tell us what happened that evening between you and Mr. Johnson?
00:11:48We had dinner.
00:11:49Did you go anywhere else after dinner?
00:11:50Back to your hotel?
00:11:52Back to his place?
00:11:53No.
00:11:54Maybe the ATM?
00:11:56You aren't aware that Mr. Johnson, days after your dinner, bought himself a brand new boat.
00:11:59Okay, which is it?
00:12:00Did I bribe him or did I sleep with him?
00:12:02You tell us, Ms. Cruz, because that's what we're here to find out.
00:12:05I need a moment to confer with my attorney.
00:12:06Ms. Cruz, the brakes are at a set time.
00:12:11What the fuck are you doing?
00:12:13What would you have me do?
00:12:14Vance would be in there fighting every word coming out of his creepy little mouth.
00:12:17Object!
00:12:18I won't do that.
00:12:20Do it.
00:12:20No.
00:12:21Do it.
00:12:21Ms. Cruz.
00:12:22Do it or I'll fire your ass.
00:12:23Then fire me.
00:12:26Look, I know I didn't make a great first impression, but to be fair, you do glow in those
00:12:29are amazing shoes.
00:12:32I have done this before.
00:12:34Look, you better fucking show me something in there.
00:12:42And finally, Ms. Cruz, after your evening together with Mr. Johnson, the two of you
00:12:46met for breakfast the next morning.
00:12:47Is that correct?
00:12:48It was coffee.
00:12:49We didn't have breakfast.
00:12:50Fine.
00:12:52Coffee.
00:12:53Thank you for everything, Jackie.
00:12:54I'm done with her.
00:12:55Are we going to take a break before we depose, Mr. Button?
00:12:57No, no, I only have a question or two.
00:12:59It shouldn't take long.
00:13:02So, for the record, you are William Button, CEO of Falcon Airlines.
00:13:07I am, but you can call me Bill.
00:13:08Wonderful.
00:13:09So, Bill, you seem to know an awful lot about the time Ms. Cruz spent with Mr. Johnson.
00:13:15I guess I do.
00:13:15You know when they went to dinner?
00:13:18You know where they went to dinner?
00:13:20You know what they ate?
00:13:21She had the filet and he had the Chilean sea bass.
00:13:24Right.
00:13:26So, for me, I think the question is quite simple.
00:13:30How do you know all this?
00:13:36Uh, the information was given to me by an interested party who happened upon the knowledge of the facts.
00:13:49I'm so sorry.
00:13:50I didn't quite get that.
00:13:50Vanessa, would you mind reading that back?
00:13:52No, you don't have to.
00:13:53Yes, I do.
00:13:53He asked me to do it.
00:13:54It's my job.
00:13:55Okay.
00:13:56The information was given to me by an interesting person, interested party,
00:14:00who happened upon the knowledge of the, uh, facts.
00:14:05That's what he said.
00:14:06Thank you, Vanessa.
00:14:07I am curious.
00:14:09Who was the interested party?
00:14:13Paul?
00:14:14Paul something?
00:14:15I forget.
00:14:15Paul Huntingford.
00:14:17Yes.
00:14:17Mr. Johnson's personal assistant.
00:14:19Yes.
00:14:19Did you pay him or did you just sleep with him?
00:14:21So, we're going to call him right there.
00:14:22I'm sorry to cut this off.
00:14:23The breaks are at a set time.
00:14:24Yeah, we'll be in touch.
00:14:27Thank you, Vanessa.
00:14:28Good job, Daniel.
00:14:39Heather?
00:14:39Yes, Miss Groves?
00:14:40Can you ask Mr. Blancheflower to come up here, please?
00:14:43Absolutely.
00:14:45Yeah, and then you can go home for the day.
00:14:47Okay, good night.
00:15:01Miss Groves?
00:15:03Close the door, please.
00:15:04Have a seat.
00:15:16Well, this is my least favorite thing to do, but I'm sorry.
00:15:24Are there more words to that sentence?
00:15:26No.
00:15:28I hate apologizing, so please just accept it.
00:15:32I do.
00:15:33You did great today.
00:15:35Well, I had familiarized myself with the case.
00:15:37You read all that on the off chance that your boss would choke on a sausage chunk the morning
00:15:42of the deposition.
00:15:43Well, you'd be amazed the amount of high-powered lawyers who choke on sausage chunks.
00:15:46The numbers are frankly staggering.
00:15:49Well, it's nice to meet someone who gives a shit.
00:15:52It's rare.
00:15:54You know, for most people, work is something that you have to endure until the weekend.
00:15:57But for me, this is the best part.
00:16:01Well, I get that.
00:16:03So thank you for being one of us.
00:16:08You're welcome.
00:16:13Whoa!
00:16:14I am so sorry.
00:16:15What the fuck, dude?
00:16:16Please, can I assure you this is not my truth?
00:16:17Get the fucking fuck out of my fucking office!
00:16:18Yes, of course!
00:16:19Dear God, I'm so sorry.
00:16:20I would like to explain.
00:16:21I think this was caused by a variety of stimulus or stimuli.
00:16:24Never mind.
00:16:24Why is it still here?
00:16:25I do not know, and I wish it would go away, and I'm leaving right now.
00:16:27I'm so, so, so, so sorry.
00:16:46Holy shit.
00:16:50Holy shit.
00:16:57All right, Daniel?
00:16:59Claire, I will be in my office with the door closed for quite some time.
00:17:01Potentially several weeks.
00:17:02Are you okay?
00:17:02What's wrong?
00:17:08Might make you feel better if you talk about it.
00:17:10It's my business, Claire.
00:17:11My personal business.
00:17:13Miss Cruz would like to see you in her office immediately.
00:17:20Well, why didn't you start with that?
00:17:23You hadn't hurt my feelings yet.
00:17:28You wanted to see me?
00:17:29No.
00:17:30I...
00:17:31He was talking to me.
00:17:32Please come in and shut the door, Mr. Blancher Hour.
00:17:37So, with Peter in the hospital, I'd like you to take over the day-to-day operations of the legal
00:17:41department.
00:17:44That is, if you're...
00:17:46up for it.
00:17:49Of course.
00:17:51Shouldn't be too...
00:17:53hard.
00:17:57Okay, thank you.
00:17:58You can...
00:17:59Could you close the door when you leave?
00:18:00Actually, stay.
00:18:01Sidney, we can finish this up later.
00:18:03Can we?
00:18:04I'd like to have a few words with Mr. Blanchflower.
00:18:06Yeah.
00:18:06Okay.
00:18:09Great job.
00:18:11Can I help you with this?
00:18:12Whoa, absolutely not.
00:18:13Don't do that.
00:18:14Are you kidding me?
00:18:151952?
00:18:16I think maybe turn around.
00:18:17It's the quickest human way to move across your room.
00:18:19Uh, you want the door open or close?
00:18:21Close, please.
00:18:21Open.
00:18:22Close.
00:18:22You know what?
00:18:23I'm going to close it.
00:18:26Please have a seat.
00:18:33So, moving forward, I'm hoping we can work together without any further incidents.
00:18:40Of course.
00:18:41And I do apologize again for my...
00:18:43I'm putting it behind me.
00:18:46Let's move on.
00:18:46Please.
00:18:47Okay.
00:18:50I do hope you know I would never consciously entertain the thoughts of anything like that,
00:18:54even if your company didn't have a zero-tolerance policy on inter-office relationships.
00:18:59Well, don't shit where you eat.
00:19:00That's Captain Jack's number one rule.
00:19:02That's my dad.
00:19:03Oh, I'm well aware of the famous Captain Jack Cruz.
00:19:06War hero.
00:19:07Entrepreneur.
00:19:08Hell of a storyteller.
00:19:09That's him.
00:19:11And still on the board.
00:19:12Is that honorary?
00:19:14No.
00:19:15He's still in there every board meeting.
00:19:17If not, they would have replaced me by now with some prep school Ivy Leaguer.
00:19:20But aren't you doing incredibly well?
00:19:22Yes, we are.
00:19:24I think they'll always just see me as Daddy's little girl.
00:19:27That sounds...
00:19:29not frustrating.
00:19:33Well, if I don't see you again, have a nice weekend.
00:19:36Oh.
00:19:36No.
00:19:38See you Monday.
00:19:38See you Monday.
00:19:39Can't wait.
00:19:39Me too.
00:19:40I mean...
00:19:41For work.
00:19:41For work.
00:19:47Cheerio.
00:19:48Yes, a cheerio.
00:20:00You okay?
00:20:01Quick question.
00:20:02Yeah?
00:20:02Is Miss Bloom still staring me down and rubbing her belly like a Bond villain strikes a cat?
00:20:07Yes.
00:20:08It's not good news.
00:20:11Okay.
00:20:12Good luck, man.
00:20:20Slow down, I think.
00:20:22He's come back to the floor and skipped past Kovacic.
00:20:24Did that really nicely.
00:20:26Madison Tappara can take ridiculous passes.
00:20:28That's really good!
00:20:29Yes!
00:20:39Go home, it's Saturday.
00:20:41If you are here, I'm here.
00:20:43Just to be clear, you are going to take a week off when the baby comes, right?
00:20:46If I can lay in a bed, I can sit at a desk.
00:20:49Work is my priority.
00:20:50Hmm.
00:20:51Lots of people say that before they have kids.
00:20:52Well, I'm not going to be one of those people!
00:20:53I'm so sorry for shouting to you, Jackie.
00:20:55I just, I was artificially inseminated to avoid the distractions of a relationship, so
00:20:58the only people in my house are going to be me and my army of manis.
00:21:00Oh, God.
00:21:01And the, um, baby.
00:21:03Please feel free to reconsider on the day.
00:21:04Hey, before you go, Falcon Airlines, um, fucking God Christ, are we still waiting to hear
00:21:10if this fucking judge thinks this bullshit lawsuit has merit?
00:21:13Yeah, um, Daniel says that it's ridiculously frivolous and we should be fine.
00:21:17Okay.
00:21:19Um, you know, the, um, the other night, um, after the deposition.
00:21:27Uh-huh.
00:21:29What?
00:21:29Um.
00:21:32Why?
00:21:33Nothing.
00:21:34What's happening right now?
00:21:35Jackie.
00:21:35It's nothing.
00:21:36Woman.
00:21:36Go home.
00:21:37Jackie!
00:21:42It's nothing.
00:21:44No.
00:21:58It's nothing.
00:21:59It's nothing.
00:22:00Okay.
00:22:00Okay.
00:22:13You sure you're okay alone in here with her?
00:22:16She's my sister.
00:22:19And she's handcuffed to the table.
00:22:22Be careful.
00:22:24She's my sister.
00:22:25She's handcuffed to the table.
00:22:27Where are you from, Buckingham Palace, you prick?
00:22:30You know, I have to talk like this, Lizzie.
00:22:31I can't go into court and say,
00:22:32Oi, objection, fuckface.
00:22:38What's going on with the birds?
00:22:39Absolutely nothing is going on with the birds.
00:22:41I worry about you.
00:22:43It's been so long since you've got lazy balls.
00:22:44Must be like watermelons.
00:22:45That isn't how balls work, Lizzie.
00:22:47Worry about yourself.
00:22:48I've never had more sex in my life.
00:22:49I swear it's the accent.
00:22:50The birds fucking love it.
00:22:51Some days I don't even wear pants.
00:22:52Elizabeth.
00:22:53Daniel, go back home.
00:22:55I don't need my little brother to babysit me.
00:22:58You're never going to find anyone here.
00:22:59These Americans aren't your type.
00:23:02What's that?
00:23:03Nothing.
00:23:04It was fucking something.
00:23:06Nothing.
00:23:11It doesn't matter.
00:23:12There is someone I like, but we can't be together.
00:23:14Too big.
00:23:15Big old unit.
00:23:15No, Lizzie.
00:23:16Hairy belly.
00:23:17Lizzie.
00:23:18Is it me?
00:23:19You sick fuck?
00:23:19I'm your sister.
00:23:19Jesus Christ, Lizzie.
00:23:20It's my boss.
00:23:22Is she fit?
00:23:23It isn't actually like that.
00:23:24She's smart.
00:23:27She's dynamic.
00:23:29She's like...
00:23:31She's incredible.
00:23:32Is she fit?
00:23:33We shook hands and I got a boner.
00:23:35It was so bad.
00:23:37Fucking hell.
00:23:38We'll ask her out then.
00:23:40I can't.
00:23:41You don't shit where you eat.
00:23:43I do.
00:23:43I shit where I eat.
00:23:45Where I sleep, where I read books, where I wank.
00:23:46I can't.
00:23:48Really, I can't.
00:23:49I know ethics isn't your thing, Lizzie, but I'd be disbarred.
00:23:53I'd...
00:23:54I'd lose my visa.
00:23:55And I'm not going home without you.
00:23:57You're a fucking idiot.
00:23:59You're a fucking idiot, you prick.
00:24:01Oh, my God.
00:24:05Oh, my God.
00:24:08Oh, my God.
00:24:11Oh, my God.
00:24:12There he is.
00:24:13Robert.
00:24:14Yeah.
00:24:16Welcome back, Peter.
00:24:17Did you hurt your legs?
00:24:18No, Rachel.
00:24:19I left the hospital before they released me.
00:24:22Meaning if I fell, I would be legally obliged to see the airline.
00:24:25No.
00:24:26That's not happening.
00:24:29Oh, shit.
00:24:36Welcome back, Peter.
00:24:37How are you?
00:24:39Fantastic.
00:24:40I bankrupted the bastards, and then I took their food truck as an extra fuck you for almost killing me.
00:24:45It was a good day.
00:24:46Lovely stuff.
00:24:47Um, would you like an update on Falcon Airlines?
00:24:50No need.
00:24:51I'm going to get that bullshit thrown out with a summary judgment so big the judge is going to choke
00:24:55on it.
00:24:57If I may, I'm not so sure that's the...
00:24:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:25:00A little puppy.
00:25:00I'll take it from here.
00:25:02Big dog is back.
00:25:06That's very good.
00:25:07All right.
00:25:09Oh, it doesn't stop.
00:25:10Okay.
00:25:11I love it!
00:25:12I love it!
00:25:28What the fuck is this?
00:25:29This is Vance's insane, insane 200-page document urging the judge to throw out the lawsuit.
00:25:34What did he do?
00:25:35Did he track down every guy I dated in the past 10 years?
00:25:38I guess he was hoping to establish a pattern of behavior in which you don't have sex, which you really
00:25:42don't.
00:25:43Uh, you were artificially inseminated.
00:25:45I fuck.
00:25:46Fuck.
00:25:46Uh, Jackie, the last guy to swear under oath that you had sex was four years ago?
00:25:52That can't be true.
00:25:53Look, I've been busy.
00:25:54My poor sweet little baby.
00:25:55You wanted to see me?
00:25:56No.
00:25:56He's talking to me!
00:25:58Have you read this?
00:25:59I read it twice.
00:26:00Why twice?
00:26:00It's my job.
00:26:01As mortifying as this is, do you think it will work?
00:26:05I think this is a conversation for Mr. Pace.
00:26:06No, you work for me, okay?
00:26:08Not Peter.
00:26:09Tell me what you think.
00:26:10Tell me the truth.
00:26:11This was a huge mistake.
00:26:13We had a great argument that didn't hinge on the fact that you're a, um...
00:26:17Ah, a sexless freak.
00:26:18Okay.
00:26:19I was going to say, um, odd prude.
00:26:21Don't love that.
00:26:22Uh, an Amish widow.
00:26:23Hate that even more.
00:26:24A choosy queen.
00:26:28I'm sorry.
00:26:36What?
00:26:37You two fucking?
00:26:38No!
00:26:38Jackie, you're in the middle of a lawsuit that hinges on whether or not you slept with a business associate.
00:26:42I am very well aware of that.
00:26:44If you fuck an employee, you will lose your airline over that shit.
00:26:47We are not sleeping together.
00:26:48Our board is looking for any excuse to throw you out.
00:26:50Don't give them the excuse.
00:26:51Sydney, I have sworn affidavits to say I'm not fucking anybody.
00:26:54Okay, good.
00:26:55Plus, you are way out of this guy's league.
00:26:57It would be like Helen of Troy having sex with Mr. Bean.
00:27:00Thank you?
00:27:01What do you want to do about Vance?
00:27:03Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
00:27:04Bring it.
00:27:05Yeah, see you there.
00:27:08We're, uh, going to trial.
00:27:10Ugh, whoa.
00:27:11From now on, Daniel will be running point on Falcon Airlines.
00:27:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you can't do that.
00:27:16Peter?
00:27:17You can't devote me.
00:27:18I put too much work, too many goddamn marriages into this airline.
00:27:21Peter, let's just take a breath.
00:27:22I will handle this case for you.
00:27:24I will win this case for you, or I quit.
00:27:35Ugh, God.
00:27:45Good morning, you're on a bell bell bell.
00:27:47Good morning, Daniel.
00:27:49It's me, Jacqueline Cruz.
00:27:51Miss Cruz, of course, your name came up.
00:27:53Thank God nobody stole your phone.
00:27:57What can I do for you?
00:27:58Emergency board meeting about Peter Vance at 8 a.m.
00:28:00I need you there.
00:28:01Absolutely, I'll be there.
00:28:02Great, thank you.
00:28:04Okay.
00:28:06Bye.
00:28:07Bye.
00:28:09Bye.
00:28:12Bye-bye.
00:28:18This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:28:21Peter Vance is an old friend.
00:28:22More importantly, a damn good lawyer.
00:28:24And he messed up.
00:28:25I'm sure you all read his document,
00:28:27the details of which were wildly false.
00:28:29So you just replaced Peter Vance with some new guy.
00:28:32Daniel Blancheflower, sir.
00:28:33Young man, when I'm talking to you,
00:28:35you'll be the first to know it.
00:28:36Eye contact would be a dead giveaway.
00:28:38Mr. Blancheflower, despite his recent arrival,
00:28:41is the best person for the job.
00:28:42And it's my call.
00:28:43I'm CEO.
00:28:43At our pleasure, Miss Cruz.
00:28:45Your rash emotional decision has given us further doubt
00:28:48you're the best man for the job.
00:28:49Hot damn.
00:28:51Got here just in time for the fireworks.
00:28:53Captain Jack.
00:28:56Hola, Francisco.
00:28:57Ladies and gentlemen, good morning.
00:28:58Good morning.
00:28:59Cordita, how you doing?
00:29:02Dad?
00:29:03Is Cordita like a little cutie?
00:29:05A little fatty.
00:29:06Jesus.
00:29:06Why the hell did you replace Peter Vance
00:29:08with a guy who's still unpacking his office?
00:29:10That about catch me up?
00:29:12Mm-hmm.
00:29:12The board is not happy with my decision.
00:29:14Hmm.
00:29:15We work for them, honey.
00:29:16Not the other way around.
00:29:17Jack, we do not like this decision
00:29:19and hate not being consulted.
00:29:21I get it.
00:29:22Cordita, you did what you thought was right,
00:29:24but now it's time for cooler heads to prevail.
00:29:27Now, the kid can second chair this if that's what you want,
00:29:30but Peter's our guy.
00:29:31This is too important.
00:29:32I know how important Peter is to this company.
00:29:34It was never my intention for him to quit.
00:29:36Then call him up and apologize.
00:29:38Boom.
00:29:38Job done.
00:29:39Jack, I'm sorry we keep coming back to this,
00:29:42but we feel it's time to bring in an experienced CEO.
00:29:45It's time to make a change.
00:29:47It is absolutely not the time.
00:29:51Daniel Blountflower.
00:29:52Tried to introduce myself earlier,
00:29:54but you were rude.
00:29:58Peter Vance is a good man
00:29:59who made a terrible mistake.
00:30:02And as for me,
00:30:04frankly, I'm overqualified to be here.
00:30:06I'm like Jude Bellingham playing right back
00:30:08for your Sunday league pub team.
00:30:11Football.
00:30:12Soccer.
00:30:14Pub team?
00:30:18Jude Bellingham.
00:30:18Great midfielder.
00:30:22Miss Cruz made the right decision,
00:30:23just like all the decisions she has made
00:30:25that have made you all millions and millions of pounds.
00:30:28Shit.
00:30:28Dollars.
00:30:28I'm genuinely very good.
00:30:30If I were you,
00:30:31I would keep trusting her decisions
00:30:32until she surprises us all by making a bad one.
00:30:41May I say,
00:30:42I do not like this man.
00:30:44God, really at all.
00:30:45Thank you, Sydney.
00:30:46But I do agree with what he just said.
00:30:47Miss Cruz,
00:30:48she knows what she's doing.
00:30:49And I know better than to disagree
00:30:51with a pregnant woman.
00:30:52So, for now,
00:30:54we stick with Cordita and the Brit.
00:30:56Yes?
00:30:57Yes.
00:31:08We need to talk about the direct operating costs
00:31:10of padding escape at Dallas.
00:31:11There's an additional large fleet,
00:31:13so we're going to need to factor in
00:31:14pirates and white attendants,
00:31:16maintenance contracts for the aircraft,
00:31:17and, of course, insurance.
00:31:19I'll return to the queen of spades,
00:31:21talk with my chain of made,
00:31:23because she knows that I'm not afraid
00:31:24to look at her...
00:31:26You guys!
00:31:27She is good to me,
00:31:29and there's nothing...
00:31:30She doesn't see how she knows
00:31:31who I'd like to be,
00:31:32but it doesn't matter.
00:31:35I want you.
00:31:36I want you.
00:31:38I want you so bad.
00:31:42Honey, I want you.
00:32:13Hey, Henry,
00:32:14you're an absolute cunt.
00:32:20Your turn.
00:32:21It was a compliment.
00:32:23Not a compliment.
00:32:24You can't say that word in this office.
00:32:25You just can't say that word.
00:32:26George, I understand that now,
00:32:27but it is important to me
00:32:28that you understand where I'm from.
00:32:30Cunt is not a bad word.
00:32:31Ah, but ganoush.
00:32:32We use cunt for everything.
00:32:34Yeah, okay.
00:32:34All the time.
00:32:35Ah-ha.
00:32:35Like, if you got a parking ticket,
00:32:36you might be like,
00:32:37you fucking cunt.
00:32:38Don't need exactly that.
00:32:38But if you saw an old friend,
00:32:40you'd be like,
00:32:40cunt!
00:32:41Ah...
00:32:41Because you like them.
00:32:42If your team scored a goal,
00:32:43you'd be like,
00:32:44get in, you cunts!
00:32:45Cunt!
00:32:45And if a mouse ran across
00:32:46your kitchen tabletop,
00:32:48you'd be like,
00:32:48you cheeky cunt.
00:32:49Bring it down.
00:32:49It's how we process
00:32:50the five stages of grief.
00:32:52Cunt!
00:32:52Cunt!
00:32:53Cunt!
00:32:54Cunt!
00:32:55Cunt!
00:32:57Honestly, George,
00:32:58I'm not a cunt.
00:32:59Stop!
00:33:00Stop!
00:33:02Please,
00:33:03I want to get on my hands and knees
00:33:04and beg you to not say
00:33:05that word ever again in this office.
00:33:06And I'm sorry,
00:33:07I'm going to have to write you up
00:33:07for this incident
00:33:07because that was a lot coming at me.
00:33:09I understand.
00:33:10Yeah.
00:33:11Yeah.
00:33:11Thank you, George.
00:33:12You're a good...
00:33:14man.
00:33:15What's it got?
00:33:21While I'm here...
00:33:23I'm good.
00:33:24Our zero-tolerance dating policy...
00:33:26Yeah.
00:33:26Don't you think it's a little...
00:33:28unrealistic?
00:33:30It seems very difficult
00:33:31to stop people
00:33:32from being attracted to each other.
00:33:34And if the relationship
00:33:35were consensual
00:33:36and if the behavior
00:33:37remained professional...
00:33:39Yeah.
00:33:40Shouldn't that be okay?
00:33:42I...
00:33:43No.
00:33:47Daniel.
00:33:48Miss Cruz.
00:33:50Good day to you?
00:33:51And a good day to you, too, sir.
00:33:57Hey, George.
00:33:59You got a minute?
00:34:00Miss Cruz.
00:34:00Yeah, of course.
00:34:01Hello.
00:34:01So, this, um...
00:34:03Zero-tolerance dating policy...
00:34:05Yeah.
00:34:06Don't you think it's a bit...
00:34:08unrealistic?
00:34:10Hmm?
00:34:11So, good news, bad news.
00:34:13Bad news is you're being deposed again.
00:34:15The good news is
00:34:15it's a different lawsuit.
00:34:17A passenger that we were removed
00:34:19from a flight
00:34:19is suing you,
00:34:20and this judge is insisting
00:34:21that you go to them
00:34:22and carve out two days.
00:34:24Absolutely not.
00:34:25It is in the Dominican Republic
00:34:26where it's currently 86 degrees.
00:34:28When do I leave?
00:34:30I'll take Cruz one.
00:34:31Good.
00:34:32Um, two days in paradise.
00:34:33Nobody deserves it more.
00:34:34Um, uh, who do you want from legal?
00:34:36Rachel?
00:34:37I think probably you should take Rachel.
00:34:38Oh, totally.
00:34:39Rachel would be good.
00:34:39Rachel is the best.
00:34:40I love her.
00:34:41Daniel?
00:34:43Sorry.
00:34:44I...
00:34:45Are you asking me
00:34:46if you should take me?
00:34:47Or are you asking me
00:34:49if you should take Rachel?
00:34:50I don't have a preference.
00:34:51Nor should you.
00:34:52I mean, you'd be great.
00:34:53Oh, he would be the best.
00:34:54Oh, my God.
00:34:55Get it all done.
00:34:56Rachel is also great.
00:34:57I would agree.
00:34:58She would be so fun to travel with.
00:35:00But Daniel is the deposition king, right?
00:35:03True, I've done it.
00:35:04He rules.
00:35:05He wins.
00:35:05Win, win, win.
00:35:06For sure, for sure, for sure, for sure.
00:35:07I just wonder,
00:35:08with Daniel's new responsibilities,
00:35:09maybe this assignment
00:35:10is beneath his talents.
00:35:12Hmm.
00:35:13No, that's a good point
00:35:14because that might be embarrassing.
00:35:15Would that be embarrassing
00:35:15for him to be there?
00:35:16He's doing so much already.
00:35:17It's kind of weird.
00:35:18Are we overthinking this?
00:35:20You're totally right.
00:35:21As you say that,
00:35:22I realize we are overthinking it.
00:35:24I can't believe we're still talking about it.
00:35:25I don't mind either way, of course.
00:35:26I'll take Daniel.
00:35:27I'd be delighted to go.
00:35:28Happy to go.
00:35:29I would be okay to go.
00:35:31And I'm okay for you to come.
00:35:36Okay.
00:35:36Okay.
00:35:37Wow, what a nightmare.
00:35:37Next item.
00:35:38Daniel and Jackie will go
00:35:39to the Dominican Republic.
00:35:40Moving on.
00:35:46Um, excuse me, sir.
00:35:48What's up, brother?
00:35:49Uh, who's won?
00:35:52Who's won?
00:35:53The plane that started it all.
00:35:56Oh, God.
00:35:57It's a baby plane.
00:35:59Thanks.
00:36:10Welcome aboard.
00:36:11You're flying the plane?
00:36:13Surely you knew.
00:36:14I'm not just the CEO of Air Cruise.
00:36:16I'm also a pilot.
00:36:17I will admit,
00:36:17I did think that was just a
00:36:19public relations thing
00:36:20and you didn't actually fly planes.
00:36:24But seriously,
00:36:26you do fly planes?
00:36:27It's been a while.
00:36:28But I do use the simulator
00:36:30all the time.
00:36:30Although I have to be honest,
00:36:31I think that they might put it on easy
00:36:33because I'm the boss.
00:36:36Fuck!
00:36:36Jesus.
00:36:37Whoops!
00:36:37Sorry.
00:36:38My bad.
00:36:40Here we go!
00:36:48We're flying!
00:36:50Oh, jeez!
00:37:05Hello, this is your captain speaking.
00:37:07Flight time is four hours.
00:37:09A little bit longer
00:37:10if we run into any grumpy weather.
00:37:12You can stay back there
00:37:13all by yourself for the whole flight
00:37:14or you can join me up here.
00:37:16No, I don't want to be a distraction.
00:37:17You keep focusing on what it is
00:37:19you're doing, my job, please.
00:37:20I can't hear a word you're saying.
00:37:22You're going to have to come
00:37:23put on one of these
00:37:23if you want to talk.
00:37:38Hi.
00:37:39Hi.
00:37:43Is that you and Captain Jack?
00:37:45Yeah, my first solo flight.
00:37:46Solo?
00:37:47I was 13 years old.
00:37:49What?
00:37:49I learned how to fly
00:37:50sitting right up here on his lap.
00:37:54You know, sometimes I think
00:37:55we spent more time together
00:37:56up here than we ever did
00:37:57on the ground.
00:37:59And then we realized
00:38:00that if we just had some rich dude
00:38:01right in the back,
00:38:02we could pay for gas and repairs.
00:38:04Wow.
00:38:05From that,
00:38:06a whole airline.
00:38:10Amazing.
00:38:20So, how'd you get into the law?
00:38:22Um, well,
00:38:23I wanted to be despised
00:38:25by the entire planet
00:38:26and Traffic Warden
00:38:27didn't pay enough.
00:38:34Did your simulator do this?
00:38:36Daniel, I am an honest-to-God pilot.
00:38:38I've flown through
00:38:39much worse than this.
00:38:40I've been through blizzards
00:38:42and lightning storms
00:38:43and hurricanes.
00:38:44You name it.
00:38:53Hey, look at me.
00:38:55I got you.
00:38:57I will not let you
00:38:58fall out of the sky.
00:39:01That last bit
00:39:02kind of made it sound worse.
00:39:26Thank you, Miss Cruz.
00:39:28Call me Jackie.
00:39:32Jackie.
00:39:49Miss Cruz,
00:39:50as you know,
00:39:51my client was judged harshly
00:39:53and without trial
00:39:54by the
00:39:56court of social media
00:39:58in a post
00:39:59featuring a...
00:40:00featuring a video
00:40:03that completely
00:40:05misrepresented
00:40:05why my client
00:40:07urinated on the cockpit door.
00:40:17Dinner?
00:40:18What'd you say?
00:40:19Oh.
00:40:20Doesn't matter.
00:40:21No, I didn't hear what you said.
00:40:23I wasn't reacting to what you said.
00:40:25It's not.
00:40:26Never mind.
00:40:27Sorry.
00:40:29Want to have dinner?
00:40:32Yes.
00:40:54Well, can I get you to something to drink?
00:40:57Piña colada?
00:40:59Um...
00:40:59No, thanks.
00:41:00No.
00:41:01Um, but I will have the
00:41:02mahi-mahi
00:41:03and instead of vegetables
00:41:04I'll have fries.
00:41:05Uh, and please grab the steak
00:41:07but instead of the fries
00:41:08I'll have the vegetables.
00:41:08That's it.
00:41:09We can just switch.
00:41:10Yeah, we'll switch.
00:41:11The perfect couple.
00:41:13No, no, this is just
00:41:14a work dinner.
00:41:15It's a work dinner.
00:41:15Ah.
00:41:16But you know what?
00:41:17Just one drink.
00:41:19One drink?
00:41:20Yeah.
00:41:21Dos piña colada.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:22Piña colada.
00:41:23I like her.
00:41:24That's fine.
00:41:26So, work.
00:41:29Dim all the lights,
00:41:30darling,
00:41:31cause tonight
00:41:31is all the way.
00:41:36Yes.
00:41:37Gracias.
00:41:38No.
00:41:39Yes.
00:41:40No.
00:41:42I am literally
00:41:43your boss.
00:41:47Okay, go.
00:41:52First time!
00:41:54I'm undefeated.
00:41:56Mmm.
00:41:57Oh, I used to love this song.
00:41:59That is a fucking banger.
00:42:03Let's dance.
00:42:05Come on.
00:42:07Come on.
00:42:08We found the perfect love
00:42:11And I like a cup
00:42:13Come fill me up
00:42:15Give all the lights,
00:42:17darling
00:42:17Cause the night is on the way
00:42:19Oh, baby
00:42:21Turn off the old control
00:42:23I'm gonna dance
00:42:24the night away
00:42:25Keep from dancing
00:42:26Come on.
00:42:27Don't tell me
00:42:27a lot of people
00:42:28who never dance.
00:42:28I am trying my best
00:42:30to do the right thing.
00:42:31We're done dancing!
00:42:33Come on.
00:42:33The last you've done
00:42:34I'm gonna dance
00:42:35the night away
00:42:37Woo!
00:42:38Ha ha ha!
00:42:42Fuck!
00:42:44Fuck!
00:42:45Fuck!
00:42:46Fuck!
00:42:46Fuck!
00:42:47Fuck!
00:42:48Fuck!
00:42:55I want to hold
00:42:57the hand inside you
00:43:02I want to take a breath
00:43:05that's true
00:43:10I look to you
00:43:11and I see nothing
00:43:17I look to you
00:43:19to see the truth
00:43:35I really love working with you
00:43:38and I would hate to fuck that up
00:43:44I feel the same way
00:43:45I think it's strange
00:43:48I think it's strange you never knew
00:43:52I think it's strange you never knew
00:44:19I don't know what you want to do
00:44:30you think it's strange you never knew
00:44:30I think it's strange you never knew
00:44:36I don't know what you had to do
00:44:38I didn't know what happened
00:44:38And I normally just lie very still and apologize the whole time.
00:44:42Yeah, right.
00:44:43Well, this new thing is working for you.
00:44:47Can I say something?
00:44:48Yeah.
00:44:49That was exactly what I imagined it would be like.
00:44:52Not that I've thought about it every second.
00:44:54There would be a single day at work or anything like that.
00:44:55No, of course not.
00:44:56Me either.
00:44:57Woo, service!
00:44:58Breakfast.
00:45:02Anyone in there?
00:45:03Coming!
00:45:06Coming, coming, coming.
00:45:07Oh, shit.
00:45:10Hi.
00:45:11You'll have to excuse my lazy husband.
00:45:14He's just getting out of bed.
00:45:15Oh, no judgment.
00:45:16I've walked in on everything.
00:45:20Orgies, suicides, pornos, births, cockfights, circumcisions, you name it.
00:45:25Woo!
00:45:27Coffee, my angel?
00:45:28Yes.
00:45:28You know how I like it.
00:45:29Oh, yeah.
00:45:31I gave you extra bacon strips.
00:45:33They say it causes cancer, but you only live once.
00:45:35Oh, yeah, sure.
00:45:36I'll get that.
00:45:39Oh, my goodness.
00:45:40I can retire.
00:45:43Cheers.
00:45:48You two really have something special.
00:45:50I mean it.
00:45:51Yeah.
00:45:52That means a lot.
00:45:52Okay.
00:46:01Um, this never happened.
00:46:03Yeah.
00:46:03Right?
00:46:04I mean...
00:46:04Right.
00:46:05I can't.
00:46:06No.
00:46:06And you can't, so, you know, we...
00:46:08Mm-hmm.
00:46:10Can't do it.
00:46:11Correct.
00:46:14And this can never happen again.
00:46:17Absolutely not.
00:46:19No.
00:46:42I called my landlord, but they said they can't deal with the smell until they figure out where...
00:46:46Good afternoon, Miss Cruz.
00:46:48Afternoon, Claire.
00:46:49Before I signed this contract, I wanted you to approve it from a legal standpoint.
00:46:52Of course.
00:46:53Can I play this?
00:46:58Um, yes, I think that works.
00:47:01Outstanding.
00:47:03You can breathe now, Claire.
00:47:07What is going on?
00:47:09Why are you in the legal department?
00:47:10I...
00:47:10And you were smiling.
00:47:10Why were you smiling in the legal department?
00:47:12Sydney, you have way too much going on to worry about every step I take at the...
00:47:15Come on, Dad.
00:47:15I'm sorry.
00:47:16You want to stick the elevator?
00:47:17I am perfectly capable of going up a flight of stairs.
00:47:20Okay.
00:47:27Will you please go home?
00:47:29You have been acting strangely ever since the Dominican Republic.
00:47:35I'm so hot to you.
00:47:41Mmm.
00:47:44What's that?
00:47:45What?
00:47:46This.
00:47:47Oh, that's my delicious happy food dance.
00:47:50Oh, right.
00:47:51Doesn't everybody dance when their food is delicious and they're happy?
00:47:54Well, they should.
00:47:57I am starting to see why you like eating in the cold.
00:48:01Yeah.
00:48:02I like to keep an eye on my competition.
00:48:04Mm-hmm.
00:48:05You know, I grew up looking over at that city thinking one day I'll be good enough to be one
00:48:09of them.
00:48:11Fuck them.
00:48:13Manhattan couldn't handle you.
00:48:15Plus, I like it here.
00:48:18New Jersey.
00:48:20It's the most beautiful place on earth.
00:48:32Where's the restroom?
00:48:33Oh, first door on the way.
00:48:34Just be a second.
00:48:40Left!
00:48:41I meant left.
00:48:44Holy shit.
00:48:45Okay.
00:48:46Don't just forget about that.
00:48:47It's nothing.
00:48:47Oh, no.
00:48:47Excuse me.
00:48:48I would love to see you.
00:48:48It's okay.
00:48:49If you wouldn't mind.
00:48:51What the actual fuck?
00:48:55It's a joke.
00:48:56It's all a joke.
00:48:57It's like British stuff.
00:48:59It's, you know, because my father was stationed there when I was a kid.
00:49:01And I go there all the time.
00:49:02And each time, you know, I just pick up a little something from the airport.
00:49:06And after a while, I just had all this British stuff laying around.
00:49:10And Sidney was like, you should have a room of British stuff.
00:49:13So, I made one as a joke.
00:49:17And you cannot sit there.
00:49:18I'm sorry.
00:49:19That's just for royalty.
00:49:20My apologies.
00:49:20And then every, you know, birthday and Christmas, Sidney would buy me more British stuff.
00:49:25Only because it was so funny to have a British room.
00:49:30As a joke.
00:49:30So, you have a thing for British guys.
00:49:37I'm your kink.
00:49:40Absolutely not.
00:49:42It's a fun thing.
00:49:43It's like, it's, it's, it's nothing.
00:49:45It's not a thing.
00:49:47It's, it's no thing.
00:49:49It's the opposite of a thing.
00:49:52Hmm.
00:50:00I love how your eyes grow whenever you kiss me.
00:50:07And when I'm away from you, I love how you say this day.
00:50:15Oh.
00:50:19It's not a joke, is it?
00:50:23It's okay.
00:50:25I have a fetish for powerful women with perfect buns.
00:50:31So, you know how this works, right?
00:50:34Go on.
00:50:36You have to stand at attention.
00:50:38And you cannot move.
00:50:41No matter what I do.
00:50:46Hmm.
00:50:52Fuck.
00:50:54Shh.
00:50:55Mm-hmm.
00:50:55You have to protect the queen.
00:50:57Oh, my God.
00:50:59Oh, my God.
00:51:07Oh, my God.
00:51:07Oh, my God.
00:51:07Then you kiss me.
00:51:09And when I'm away from you,
00:51:11keep that hat on.
00:51:12As you wish, ma.
00:51:13Yes, I do.
00:51:17Do you believe in reincarnation?
00:51:19I wish it.
00:51:20And I must have done something pretty incredible in my last life
00:51:23to end up here with you.
00:51:24Like, I must have been...
00:51:27candy or something.
00:51:29I do worry.
00:51:30That means I have to come back as a worm in my next life
00:51:32just to balance things out.
00:51:35What about you?
00:51:36I want to come back as a cat.
00:51:38You know, just, like, laying around all day
00:51:40trying to find the sunny spot.
00:51:42Being all cold and mean to my owners
00:51:44when they're feeling needy.
00:51:46You'd make a great cat.
00:51:48Yes, absolutely.
00:51:50You'd make a very sexy worm.
00:51:54Fuck.
00:51:55Do you believe in magic?
00:51:58Like, Gandalf?
00:51:59No, like magic.
00:52:00Like, fate and destiny.
00:52:02That kind of thing.
00:52:04Honestly, since I first walked into your office,
00:52:06I believe in everything.
00:52:08What about you?
00:52:10I believe you're trying to make your way back
00:52:11into this bed one day.
00:52:13Is it working?
00:52:15Like magic.
00:52:22Do you believe in true love?
00:52:26Not until very recently.
00:52:32So I guess we're doing this.
00:52:37Absolutely.
00:52:41Okay, but no fooling around at the office.
00:52:45Never at the office.
00:52:48I mean it.
00:52:49If we got caught,
00:52:50it could destroy everything I built.
00:52:53Your life's worth.
00:52:54And it would be so tacky.
00:52:57Oh, so very tacky.
00:53:02Good day, Jackie.
00:53:03Miss Cruz.
00:53:04Jackie's fine.
00:53:05Everybody calls me Jackie.
00:53:06Bye, guys.
00:53:07Bye, Jackie.
00:53:07Bye, Jackie.
00:53:08Bye, Jackie.
00:53:09Bye, Jackie.
00:53:10Bye, Jackie.
00:53:11I've never called her Jackie before.
00:53:13She is not Jackie.
00:53:22It's been very difficult to top this,
00:53:24but it's my turn to take you for dinner.
00:53:27Well, you fly millionaires around for decades
00:53:29and you learn a few nice spots.
00:53:31Oh, my God.
00:53:32I have so much sand in my butt.
00:53:34You turn me over,
00:53:35you can tell time.
00:53:37You're very strange.
00:53:38Oh, thank you.
00:53:40No, I mean,
00:53:42at work,
00:53:43they're terrified of you.
00:53:44They tell ghost stories about you.
00:53:48Why don't you let them see you?
00:53:49The real you,
00:53:50Sandy Bum and all.
00:53:51I don't know.
00:53:52I...
00:53:53I did once.
00:53:54And I married him.
00:53:56And then he preferred to see his secretary.
00:53:59And the whole office knew,
00:54:01and that sucked.
00:54:02So I just...
00:54:03I guess I went into my shell
00:54:05and I stayed there.
00:54:09What about you?
00:54:10Never married?
00:54:11No.
00:54:13Why is it catch like
00:54:14you never settled down?
00:54:19Nothing dramatic.
00:54:22The usual.
00:54:24So, where to now?
00:54:25We have the whole weekend.
00:54:26We can go to Puerto Rico, Miami.
00:54:28But you can keep your last shell.
00:54:30I can fly us in and out of Cuba.
00:54:34Shit.
00:54:34I can't.
00:54:35I have something tomorrow morning.
00:54:37What?
00:54:38Just, um,
00:54:40personal stuff.
00:54:42Oh.
00:54:44I could come over tomorrow afternoon.
00:54:46We can go anywhere in the world.
00:54:47I just...
00:54:48have to be back tonight.
00:54:50Right.
00:54:52Everything okay?
00:54:53Yeah.
00:54:54Just something I have to do.
00:54:56Something personal.
00:54:59Right.
00:55:00I won't ask any more about it then.
00:55:03I appreciate that.
00:55:37You shagged her, didn't you?
00:55:39We've been at it non-stop.
00:55:40My dick hurts.
00:55:42My man.
00:56:02Hello?
00:56:03Hello?
00:56:04Can I help you?
00:56:06Sure can.
00:56:08How are you today?
00:56:09Stan?
00:56:11You know my name?
00:56:12Of course.
00:56:14Yeah.
00:56:14Uh, Daniel told me to ask for Stan.
00:56:18You know Daniel.
00:56:19I know Daniel.
00:56:21Well, I'm here to do exactly what Daniel is here to do.
00:56:23You're here to see his sister?
00:56:25His sister?
00:56:26Yes.
00:56:27You're not on the list.
00:56:28You've got to be on the list to see a prisoner.
00:56:29Right.
00:56:30No problem.
00:56:31I'll get going.
00:56:31Thank you so much.
00:56:32Can you open the door?
00:56:34Now, don't even sweat it.
00:56:36If you know Daniel, I'm sure it's okay.
00:56:37No, it's okay.
00:56:37I don't want to get anybody in trouble.
00:56:38You just press the button.
00:56:39Just press the button.
00:56:39We're good.
00:56:40Just sign right here.
00:56:42Okay.
00:56:52Hi.
00:56:54Jackie Croves.
00:56:56Yeah, how did you know?
00:56:57She just know things.
00:56:59My brother didn't tell you where he was sneaking off to this morning, so you followed him.
00:57:03Your fucking mentor.
00:57:06I love it.
00:57:07Take a seat.
00:57:08John, coffee for tea?
00:57:09No, Lizzie.
00:57:10I'll tell you what to do.
00:57:16When I got arrested, he dropped everything.
00:57:18Gave up his huge job, moved out of here.
00:57:20I'd be on death row if it wasn't for him.
00:57:21Death row?
00:57:22Wow.
00:57:24I dropped a guy's head off with a machete.
00:57:26Oh.
00:57:27Jesus.
00:57:28Fucking hell.
00:57:30Why?
00:57:31I didn't like the cunt.
00:57:33Sorry, cunt's not a bad word where I'm from.
00:57:34No, Daniel keeps telling me.
00:57:36Well, the point is, that's how good a lawyer my brother is.
00:57:38Instead of getting the electric chair, I'm up here with these posh birds absolutely cleaning up.
00:57:43That's so nice.
00:57:45He's a good boy.
00:57:46Yeah.
00:57:49You're shooting right, you get me?
00:57:52Yes.
00:57:54Of course.
00:57:55Cross my heart and hope to die.
00:57:58I don't want to die.
00:57:59Well, cheers to that.
00:58:01Cheers.
00:58:07Whoa!
00:58:07God!
00:58:08What the hell are you doing?
00:58:11You were being so weird and so vague that I just let my imagination run wild.
00:58:16So you followed me?
00:58:17I'm sorry.
00:58:18That's insane.
00:58:19Lizzie understood?
00:58:20Lizzie's insane.
00:58:21You encourage me.
00:58:23Greatly encourage me to be more open and vulnerable.
00:58:26How can you do that when you're hiding things from me?
00:58:27There is a vast difference between hiding things and being private.
00:58:31I am a private person.
00:58:32Hey, I'm private.
00:58:33But you and I stopped being private the minute that you came in my hair.
00:58:36That was a mistake and I apologize at the time.
00:58:37You lied to me.
00:58:39Repeatedly.
00:58:40God, I hate being lied to.
00:58:43It's like when someone doesn't have the balls to tell you that they've fallen in love with someone else.
00:58:46They lie to you.
00:58:47They tell you everything's fine.
00:58:48And it's not until years later that you realize that when you surprised him on that work trip that the
00:58:52reason that you didn't fuck is not because he was sick.
00:58:54It was because there was a woman under the bed.
00:58:55Or in the closet.
00:58:57Or in the bathroom.
00:58:57I don't know where she was.
00:58:58But she was there when I knocked on the door wearing nothing but knee-high boots and a raincoat.
00:59:02Like an absolute fucking jackass.
00:59:06Jesus.
00:59:07Always tell me the truth.
00:59:08I didn't lie to you.
00:59:10You lie by omission.
00:59:12Okay, you were being shady.
00:59:14You spied on me.
00:59:15That is the shadiest shit.
00:59:18Okay, you know what?
00:59:19I gotta go.
00:59:21Jackie, come on.
00:59:23Jackie.
00:59:27We're doing great.
00:59:28Things couldn't be better.
00:59:30And I'm truly excited about our future together.
00:59:34A profitable future that may sound like a dream, but I assure you is much closer to being a reality.
00:59:48Courtney Armour, Wall Street Journal.
00:59:50Ms. Cruz, a lot of shareholders have valid concerns about how the pending lawsuit from Falcon Airlines will affect this
00:59:56profitable future.
00:59:57Our chief legal officer can best comment on that.
01:00:03Oh, yes.
01:00:05Absolutely, I can.
01:00:08This lawsuit is beyond frivolous and frankly offensive, and I have zero doubt we will prevail.
01:00:19Falcon Airlines seems to think that Ms. Cruz obtained the gates in Dallas through an improper relationship.
01:00:24You see, that's ridiculous.
01:00:25I understand the difference between my professional life and my personal life, and I would never cross that line.
01:00:31I would never sleep with a colleague.
01:00:33I would never sleep with an employee, and I would never sleep with my lawyer.
01:00:39Exactly.
01:00:41She is a woman of integrity.
01:00:48What the fuck just happened?
01:00:49I don't know.
01:00:50I think I blacked out.
01:00:52Super, is that insane?
01:00:53Yeah, it seems pretty insane.
01:00:54Jesus Christ, we are fucked.
01:00:55We are fucking fucked.
01:00:56Hey, what's up?
01:00:57Um, are you good?
01:00:59Super good.
01:01:00You guys, that was amazing.
01:01:02Oh, thank you.
01:01:03This was nothing.
01:01:03Incredible.
01:01:04Extraordinary.
01:01:04So good.
01:01:06We're going to just go over this one little legal thing.
01:01:08Sure, yeah.
01:01:11Well, that's it.
01:01:15That's it.
01:01:16What's it?
01:01:17We can't be together.
01:01:19I mean, we couldn't be together before, but now?
01:01:21If somebody found out now?
01:01:22Right.
01:01:23No, of course, you're right.
01:01:24Besides, attraction is probably just pheromones, you know, like, the excitement of, like, sneaking around.
01:01:30That stuff wears off.
01:01:33We're not worth your company.
01:01:37Right.
01:01:39Right.
01:01:43I mean, you don't tell me shit.
01:01:44I don't know anything about you, who you are, what you want.
01:01:46Am I supposed to want?
01:01:48Such an American thing to ask.
01:01:50I don't want, I survive.
01:01:54I carry on.
01:01:59I want to get my sister back home.
01:02:02And I want to try to get her help.
01:02:06And I want to do a good job at work.
01:02:10What else am I supposed to want?
01:02:16Nothing.
01:02:18Sounds like you're all set.
01:02:21So, we agree.
01:02:24This is, we're done.
01:02:29Moving forward, I hope we can continue to work together with that time here.
01:02:35You'll have no issues with me.
01:02:38Like we never happened.
01:02:58Uh, they said it would take a couple weeks.
01:03:00I told them to just get it done in one.
01:03:02Okay, let's get this over with.
01:03:03It's not the sexiest topic, but brand positioning and marketing.
01:03:05Thank you for joining us, Mr. Blanchflower.
01:03:07So sorry.
01:03:08Falcon Airlines filed an injunction to freeze the gates in Dallas until after the trial, but...
01:03:12We're up in 31 days.
01:03:13We've sold tickets, hired staff.
01:03:14I just bought 40 planes.
01:03:15This will bankrupt us.
01:03:16You have to put a stop to it immediately.
01:03:17I already did.
01:03:18I filed an opposition and the judge denied the motion.
01:03:21That's why I was...
01:03:22Oh, God.
01:03:23Oh, one minute late.
01:03:27Well done, Mr. Blanchflower.
01:03:29Just doing my job, Miss Cruz.
01:03:36Thank you, Claire.
01:03:39Any plans for tonight?
01:03:42It's okay.
01:03:44I did ask.
01:03:46Going to dinner with my mom and her new boyfriend, Kenny.
01:03:49She was really worried I wouldn't like him, but he was really nice.
01:03:52I think he's good for her.
01:03:53I'm glad to hear it.
01:03:56I love being in each other's lives.
01:03:58Mm-hmm.
01:04:00Good night, Claire.
01:04:09Ah!
01:04:09When did you and Jackie stop fucking?
01:04:12Excuse me?
01:04:13Anyone can hide being in love, but nobody, nobody can hide being in a fight.
01:04:17Well done, Mr. Blanchflower.
01:04:18Well, just doing my job, Miss Cruz.
01:04:20I am struggling to follow this, Sydney.
01:04:21Do you have any idea how hard it's been for Jackie to run this company?
01:04:23How much she's sacrificed?
01:04:25Of course I do.
01:04:25You know nothing.
01:04:26Jackie made all of this happen because nobody works harder than her.
01:04:29Except, God, what is that one girl's name?
01:04:30Oh, yeah, me.
01:04:31And you are not going to be the reason that all of that hard work and dedication.
01:04:37Shit.
01:04:39My water broke.
01:04:40Oh.
01:04:41Hold on.
01:04:41Let me call the number.
01:04:43Shit.
01:04:44What's the number for emergency?
01:04:45Get up.
01:04:46Get down.
01:04:46What the fuck are you doing?
01:04:48Is a joke in your town?
01:04:49What is a joke?
01:04:49What is a joke in your...
01:04:50911!
01:04:51911!
01:04:51Yes.
01:04:51911 is a joke in your...
01:04:53Yes.
01:04:54There is a lady in Labour, Air Cruise Headquarters.
01:04:56Ah!
01:04:57Sydney, please.
01:04:58Please take a seat.
01:04:58Oh, no, it's happening now.
01:04:59It's happening now.
01:05:01It's happening now.
01:05:04Can you see?
01:05:05How is happening?
01:05:06Wow.
01:05:07Okay, there is a huge bulge.
01:05:09I fear we need to remove your underpants.
01:05:12Take them off!
01:05:13Okay, I will, but I won't look.
01:05:15Sorry, I have it for the bin.
01:05:17Who the fuck cares?
01:05:21I think I have to look now.
01:05:25Do I have your consent to look?
01:05:26Stop being so fucking British.
01:05:27Okay, then.
01:05:28Well, now I'm going to be looking.
01:05:29Are you ready?
01:05:30I'm looking now.
01:05:31Oh, dear.
01:05:32The head is there.
01:05:33I'm looking at a head.
01:05:35Way more hair than I was expecting on the baby.
01:05:37Sydney, I think it's just one push.
01:05:39Come and look at this head.
01:05:40There's a whole head here.
01:05:40Look at this head.
01:05:41Oh, my God.
01:05:42It's so hairy.
01:05:42The baby.
01:05:43It looks like it's just a big push.
01:05:45Just one push.
01:05:46One big push.
01:05:47We're here with you.
01:05:48Yes.
01:05:48It's okay.
01:05:49You can do this, Sydney.
01:05:50Ready?
01:05:50Oh, God.
01:05:52Are you two in love with each other?
01:05:54What?
01:05:55Sydney!
01:05:55Sydney, our relationship is completely professional.
01:05:57Something happened in the Dominican Republic!
01:05:59Nothing happened.
01:06:00Oh, my God.
01:06:01Please, please.
01:06:02I will not push until you confess.
01:06:04Okay, Sydney.
01:06:04I love you and I support you.
01:06:06But right now, you need to shut the fuck up.
01:06:08Oh, my God.
01:06:09Until you admit it.
01:06:10No!
01:06:12You're right.
01:06:12We had sex.
01:06:13It happened.
01:06:14We fucked our brains out, all right?
01:06:15I knew it.
01:06:16I knew it.
01:06:19Oh, my God.
01:06:21Oh, my God.
01:06:22Oh, my God.
01:06:22Oh, my God.
01:06:22It's screaming.
01:06:23Oh, my God.
01:06:26It's a girl.
01:06:27Yes, I suppose it is.
01:06:28It's a beautiful baby girl.
01:06:29Oh, my God.
01:06:31Oh, my God.
01:06:34It's in.
01:06:36Oh, my God.
01:06:43You can stop looking now.
01:06:45Absolutely, yes.
01:06:46I'd love to, actually.
01:06:46Thank you very much.
01:06:50Hang on.
01:06:51So, Sydney just waltzed in on you and Daniel and gave birth?
01:06:54Oh, no.
01:06:54Daniel was in there alone.
01:06:56And then I came in there after, separately.
01:06:58I swear, I have never seen any...
01:07:00Oh, God.
01:07:02Oh.
01:07:03Hi.
01:07:04Good morning.
01:07:04Good morning.
01:07:05Sydney.
01:07:06Yeah.
01:07:06No.
01:07:07Well, come on.
01:07:08Women all over the world go right back to work the day after they gave birth.
01:07:11Yes, but they shouldn't.
01:07:12No, I'm fine.
01:07:14Oh, my God.
01:07:15Can I force you to go home?
01:07:16No, you can't.
01:07:17Actually, I could sue you.
01:07:18It's a legal matter.
01:07:19You know who we should ask?
01:07:20Daniel.
01:07:20Oh, Daniel.
01:07:22I'm going to take her to the water.
01:07:23She needs to rest.
01:07:24Well done.
01:07:25Girl, Mom.
01:07:30You wanted to see me?
01:07:31No.
01:07:32Oh, what are you doing here?
01:07:34You thought this was a booty call?
01:07:35What?
01:07:35No, we broke up.
01:07:36You gave birth yesterday.
01:07:38Yeah.
01:07:39Oh, my God.
01:07:40We just did a whole thing, okay?
01:07:41She's staying.
01:07:42I do need to talk to both of you, though, professionally.
01:07:45Of course.
01:07:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:07:49William Button from Falcon Airlines has asked to meet with me.
01:07:53Who?
01:07:54A dinner.
01:07:56Any ideas why?
01:07:57I'll go.
01:07:58I think he's throwing in the towel, right?
01:07:59People hate bullies, and maybe it's, you know, this whole lawsuit is making Falcon Airlines
01:08:03look like Regina George on Pink Day.
01:08:10From Mean Girls.
01:08:11The movie Mean Girl.
01:08:12The film with, um, what's her name?
01:08:14Oh, no, that's not, don't look at that.
01:08:15Cindy, would you please go home?
01:08:16No, no, I just need to pump.
01:08:17Daniel, what do you think?
01:08:17I think you should go home to your child.
01:08:18Oh, I'm not going to.
01:08:19So, what do you think about the Falcon Airlines thing?
01:08:21I agree with Sidney.
01:08:22I expect he wants to withdraw the lawsuit whilst also making an offer to buy the airline.
01:08:28I mean, that is what they do.
01:08:32You should prepare yourself.
01:08:34It will be a good offer.
01:08:36You could live the rest of your life doing whatever you want, wherever you want, with whoever
01:08:42you want.
01:08:47Okay, that's it.
01:08:48I'm taking her home.
01:08:49That's good.
01:08:50That's it.
01:08:50Okay.
01:08:51Baby needs you.
01:08:51It's fine.
01:08:52Everything's fine.
01:08:59Thank you for joining me, Miss Cruz.
01:09:01It's my pleasure, Bill.
01:09:03What's up?
01:09:04Yes.
01:09:05Let's get right to it.
01:09:06I want you to release those gates back to DFW.
01:09:08Who will then give them to me?
01:09:12Never going to happen, Bill.
01:09:14This silly lawsuit is not going to work.
01:09:16Yes, Charles Johnson and I had dinner and coffee the next morning.
01:09:19And all I did was tell him that I'd get more flights in and out of his airport, more people
01:09:23in and out of his bars and restaurants.
01:09:24I didn't bribe him.
01:09:25I didn't sleep with him.
01:09:26All I did was tell him the truth.
01:09:28We're the better airline.
01:09:31You're right about the lawsuit.
01:09:33It won't work.
01:09:34I knew that.
01:09:37That's why I had a backup plan.
01:09:44You recognize my private investigator?
01:09:46Julie Schatz.
01:09:47She's been following you for months to get something I could use against you.
01:09:49And boy, oh boy, did she.
01:09:50I'm sorry, but it's the only thing I'm good at.
01:09:53Believe me, if I could tap dance, we wouldn't be here right now.
01:09:55But you two really look good together.
01:09:57That was not a lie.
01:10:00That's a good old Julie Schatz.
01:10:02Saved me a fortune on my divorce.
01:10:04Says.
01:10:05Ah, I'll have the, um, McCallum 30.
01:10:09I'm celebrating.
01:10:10All right.
01:10:11And for you?
01:10:16He'll release the pictures, which will get me fired for sleeping with an employee.
01:10:19Unless I release the gates, which will get me fired for being a shitty CEO.
01:10:23Am I missing a non-shitty option?
01:10:25Sorry, Jackie.
01:10:26Jackie, I, I don't see a scenario where you keep your job here.
01:10:30Oh, 6-11.
01:10:32Manna from heaven.
01:10:336-11.
01:10:35This is the best breakfast burrito I've ever had.
01:10:37It's because there's love in that burrito.
01:10:40This, this is my true calling.
01:10:416-12.
01:10:43Give him out, 6-12.
01:10:44I can't believe that Peter Vance is running a food truck.
01:10:47Nah, I just work here.
01:10:48I live in service now.
01:10:50I gave Enrique his truck back.
01:10:51He taught me how to cook, how to chew my food properly.
01:10:54Gracias, Enrique.
01:10:57He's the best.
01:10:59You know you were the one I always ran to when I needed advice.
01:11:03Got any now?
01:11:05You just gotta figure out what's most important to you.
01:11:09There's a voice inside you, Jackie.
01:11:12Took me 40 years to hear mine.
01:11:16All you gotta do is listen.
01:11:23It's our fucking burrito ever.
01:11:25You got that right.
01:11:266-13.
01:11:28Lean and lean.
01:11:30Vaya con Dios.
01:11:34Okay, the equipment is just sitting there for the taking.
01:11:36At that price, someone else is gonna grab it.
01:11:37Whoa, whoa, gordito.
01:11:38Slow down.
01:11:39Here, here.
01:11:40Thank you, Captain Jack.
01:11:41Okay.
01:11:42Okay, Daddy.
01:11:43We'll wait.
01:11:44Good girl.
01:11:48Do you have a second?
01:11:50Of course.
01:11:51Come in.
01:11:55My, uh...
01:11:56My letter of resignation.
01:11:58Whatever you do, you're gonna need someone to represent you,
01:12:00and after those pictures, it obviously can't be me.
01:12:04Back to London?
01:12:06Manhattan.
01:12:08Big firm, reputable, probably absolutely teeming with dickheads.
01:12:13Good luck.
01:12:14I wish you the best.
01:12:17And please tell Lizzie that it was your fault that we broke up.
01:12:21Already done.
01:12:21You're good.
01:12:22Thanks.
01:12:24Thank you, Jackie.
01:12:26It has been a pleasure.
01:12:29All of it.
01:12:35Before I go, there is one thing.
01:12:42You are an exceptional CEO.
01:12:47Which is why I cannot understand why you will let one man tell you what to do.
01:12:52He's got pictures, Daniel.
01:12:53I'm not talking about that prick.
01:12:55I'm talking about your dad.
01:12:56What?
01:12:57Come on, Jackie.
01:12:58Next to you, he's nothing.
01:12:59He's a joke.
01:13:00He's a fucking mascot.
01:13:01That's my father that you're talking about.
01:13:02I know.
01:13:03And it's bullshit you let him push you around.
01:13:04Nobody pushes me around.
01:13:05Come on, Jackie.
01:13:06It's the only thing standing in your way.
01:13:07You know, we're done here.
01:13:09Dad, I knew you would leave.
01:13:11Good luck in Manhattan.
01:13:16Okay.
01:13:30Morning.
01:13:31Morning.
01:13:38Nights we've fallen down the skies.
01:13:44There's no luck in your heart.
01:13:52Come back.
01:13:56What's up?
01:13:58Have a seat.
01:14:02You've been cleaning up my messes since you were old enough to push a broom.
01:14:06Since Mom left and Dad took it out on us.
01:14:09For once, in your tight-ass life, look after yourself.
01:14:12What do you want?
01:14:13I don't know.
01:14:16I think I fucked up her whole life.
01:14:19Not sure I can do anything now.
01:14:22You've made huge sacrifices for me and this company.
01:14:28And I am so grateful.
01:14:32Okay, am I about to get fired?
01:14:34No.
01:14:37I'm resigning.
01:14:40This place gives you a lot of time to think.
01:14:43I've spent many nights going over and over what I did to put me in here.
01:14:47And if I could erase it.
01:14:50And do it again.
01:14:54I would.
01:14:55I'd cut his fucking head off.
01:14:56Is he?
01:14:56Well, it still makes me happy when I think about it.
01:14:58So whatever you decide,
01:15:00make sure you can live with it locked up in a box for the rest of your life, yeah?
01:15:03Come back.
01:15:11Come back.
01:15:17Come back.
01:15:18Come back.
01:15:31A Sidney Bloom is here to see you?
01:15:33She brought a baby.
01:15:36Sidney, what a pleasant surprise.
01:15:37You made me just not asleep.
01:15:38We have to fight quietly, you chicken shit.
01:15:40Milk-tossed piece of crap.
01:15:41You're going to make Jackie do this alone?
01:15:43What is your fucking fault she's doing?
01:15:45Sidney, you're no longer pregnant,
01:15:46so I don't have to put up with your shit anymore.
01:15:48Trust me, sir.
01:15:49You have not begun to see my shit.
01:15:51How could you do this to her with your mayonnaise ice cream face?
01:15:54What are we talking about?
01:15:55Faces, I have a very long list of things I would like to say about your face,
01:15:57but I won't do it.
01:15:57Cut from marble.
01:15:59Perfect.
01:15:59Michelle Pfeiffer on steroids.
01:16:01Benedict Cumberbatch in a porn wig.
01:16:03Sidney, for the love of God,
01:16:04would you please tell me what it is you're actually referring to?
01:16:07Yes.
01:16:12Right.
01:16:12Yeah.
01:16:15How's the baby?
01:16:16Incredible.
01:16:17Resigning for personal reasons.
01:16:20Well, shit, gordita.
01:16:23You sure?
01:16:25Then you can't use those stupid pictures.
01:16:28Aircruise keeps the gates, keeps growing.
01:16:31I realize that that's what's most important to me.
01:16:34Company.
01:16:36I've worked too hard to just let it all fall apart.
01:16:39So I'll resign.
01:16:44Trust me, the board will be thrilled.
01:16:46Fuck the board.
01:16:47Don't do that, okay?
01:16:50You love this.
01:16:51This is great for you.
01:16:52You get to swoop in and save the day
01:16:53and take over until they find a replacement for me.
01:16:56Why are you being like this?
01:16:57You know the only thing I will not miss from my job?
01:17:00Is standing in front of the board with that frozen smile while you belittle me.
01:17:03They see me kicking your ass, then they don't have to do it.
01:17:04Okay, that's a bullshit.
01:17:06How about nobody kicks my ass?
01:17:08How about nobody calls me fucking going to be that at work?
01:17:11It's a term of affection.
01:17:12And it keeps them thinking I'm the same little girl sitting on your lap while you do the actual flying.
01:17:16Then we both know who did what, Dad.
01:17:19Hold yourself right there, lady.
01:17:21Wait.
01:17:23Let's get one thing straight.
01:17:24I started this.
01:17:26This is my airline.
01:17:27And you were going bankrupt.
01:17:30Or you were thinking about taking on crop-dusting jobs.
01:17:33I said go bigger.
01:17:34I went out and got the money to get more planes.
01:17:36I pushed to go commercial.
01:17:38Why is it so hard for you to acknowledge what I did?
01:17:41Come on.
01:17:42I've always said that you're a great CEO.
01:17:44I mean, I've always said that.
01:17:46Not once.
01:18:00At the top of the hour, Air Crew CEO, Jacqueline Cruz, will be making an announcement and investors are watching
01:18:06closely.
01:18:07The company declined the comment ahead of time, but expectations are high that this could signal a meaningful change for
01:18:13the airline.
01:18:14Stay tuned for that.
01:18:14When she's done, do me a favor, Oya.
01:18:16Remind me to send some flowers.
01:18:17Now, back to John General Hunt.
01:18:19To myself.
01:18:21I don't expect much pushback.
01:18:23Because, quite frankly, they can't afford it.
01:18:26Huh.
01:18:27I see our good friends at Sandlake's Pharmaceuticals are being sued again.
01:18:31I think this is one for you, Mr. Blanche Flower.
01:18:36Mr. Blanche Flower.
01:18:38Jesus, it's like talking to my own kids.
01:18:40Daniel!
01:18:43I'm sorry, sir.
01:18:45I think you need to get someone else.
01:18:47I'm very grateful for the job you gave me, but I...
01:18:55Quit.
01:18:56Excuse me?
01:18:57You can't just up and quit.
01:18:59Please forgive me, but I have 45 minutes to get to New Jersey to stop the woman I love from
01:19:03making a terrible mistake.
01:19:04Good luck defending the billion dollar pharmaceutical company!
01:19:10Pick up.
01:19:10Pick up.
01:19:11Pick up.
01:19:11Pick up.
01:19:19Yes, I will leave a message, and the message is this.
01:19:22I always thought you were a gutless bitch, but I secretly hoped you weren't.
01:19:25Hold, please.
01:19:26Jackie, is there anything that I can say to convince you not to go through with this?
01:19:29Let's just get this over.
01:19:30I could pull the fire alarm after I set fire to the building.
01:19:34Wish me luck.
01:19:37If you are not here in 30 seconds, I will crush your skull with my bare hands and then shove
01:19:41it right up your...
01:19:42CUNTS!
01:19:44You wrote about your cunts!
01:19:46The bad kind!
01:20:05Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, here it comes.
01:20:08Shad, turn it up.
01:20:09Turn it up!
01:20:10Thanks!
01:20:11Good morning.
01:20:14I want to welcome our colleagues and our guests, and thank you all for taking the time to be here
01:20:20today.
01:20:25I know most of you are expecting me to announce our expansion into Dallas-Fort Worth.
01:20:32But that's not what I'm...
01:20:35Jackie!
01:20:40I'm about fucking time.
01:20:46Oh, what I'm here to tell you is that I've made a decision.
01:20:52And I am stepping down.
01:20:53I am so sorry I'm late.
01:20:55The Holland Tunnel was bumper to bumper.
01:20:56It's insane to me that that's how you lot get around.
01:20:59Two lanes.
01:21:00If one bad thing happens, two cities shut down.
01:21:02Mr. Blanchflower, we are in the middle of a press conference here.
01:21:06Miss Cruz, I needed to tell you something before you did this.
01:21:09Could we...
01:21:09Could we please take a moment outside?
01:21:12Do you have everybody's attention?
01:21:14If you have something to say, just say it.
01:21:19But it's private.
01:21:22Right.
01:21:25Well, then it's going to have to wait.
01:21:30Please excuse the interruption.
01:21:32As I was saying, I have made the decision, and I am stepping down.
01:21:37Miss Cruz and I slept together.
01:21:38What the fuck?
01:21:41There.
01:21:42I said it.
01:21:43Now everyone knows.
01:21:46And he can't do anything with those stupid pictures, in which you look really beautiful.
01:21:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:21:51Miss Cruz and I violated this company's zero tolerance policy on inter-office relationships.
01:21:57But our relationship wasn't inappropriate.
01:22:00It was appropriate and magical.
01:22:07We did try to be professional.
01:22:09We really did, but I got a boner in her office just talking to her.
01:22:13I mean, you've seen her.
01:22:13She's so fit.
01:22:14It's unbelievable.
01:22:14Okay, Daniel, that actually was private.
01:22:16Some things are private.
01:22:18I'm sorry, this is all new to me.
01:22:18I don't know where the line is.
01:22:19Well, I do now.
01:22:19Boner is too far.
01:22:20Yes, anything below the way is too far.
01:22:23Understood.
01:22:25Jackie, my God, it's hot in here.
01:22:27It was freezing outside, and it's boiling in here.
01:22:32Let's fight him, Jackie.
01:22:34That's what I would have said to you 15 minutes ago if the Holland Tunnel had more than two fucking
01:22:38lads.
01:22:38It's honestly the maddest thing I've ever seen.
01:22:40You should have taken the bridge.
01:22:42You're right.
01:22:43You're always right.
01:22:44You're undefeated.
01:22:47Don't quit, Jackie.
01:22:49You're too bloody good at this.
01:22:53The Brit's right.
01:22:55He's finally talking sense.
01:22:57She's the brains behind this operation.
01:23:00Always has been.
01:23:02And if she goes, I go.
01:23:05You knock me out.
01:23:07Miss Cruz.
01:23:15It took me 30 years, and a very polite British lawyer, to finally stand up to that man.
01:23:23Thank you, Daddy.
01:23:25You're welcome, baby.
01:23:27Oh, God, that was meant for him.
01:23:28I'm so sorry.
01:23:29Of course it was.
01:23:29My apologies, sir.
01:23:30Do forgive me.
01:23:34Jackie.
01:23:36You once told me to always tell you the truth.
01:23:40So here's the truth.
01:23:45I love you.
01:23:48I do.
01:23:49I love this woman.
01:23:52I love you, and I want to work with you, and I want to spend the rest of our lives
01:23:57together
01:23:57for all the days we have left until we die and come back as a worm and a cat.
01:24:03Psst.
01:24:04Press conference.
01:24:07We're currently at a press conference.
01:24:08Right.
01:24:15No.
01:24:18I'm not stepping down.
01:24:21It's my name on the side of that plane in a graphic I designed in crayon sitting on the
01:24:26floor of my dad's office.
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