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00:21Do you know more than that?
00:23Yeah, it's just something I do.
00:25Reach me when I'm stuck.
00:27Keep going.
00:57How do you feel about your children?
01:08you make me nervous
01:14what is that?
01:53you make me nervous
02:14you can do it
02:15I know, I know
02:17but I'm going to
02:22are you almost there?
02:24I'm trying
02:26keep going
02:27I can do this
02:29I can do this
02:32can you?
02:56can you?
02:59well Z
03:00hey I'm on the way to you right now
03:01got my flashcards and everything
03:03actually about that
03:07I know we're down to the wire
03:09and I promise I'll have you ready for Tober tomorrow
03:12but
03:12but?
03:14but I can't meet right now
03:15because I have my first songwriting session
03:17with Justin
03:18I asked him for help with my showcase song
03:21like you said
03:21and you went for it
03:25hello?
03:28did I lose you?
03:30I'm here
03:31are you keeping up?
03:32calling to say that you were right
03:33it's usually where you hit me with some arrogant reply
03:36what can I say?
03:37I know my pretentious douches
03:39there he is
03:40okay anyway
03:41it's impossible to get a rehearsal space last minute
03:43but I got one
03:44so I have to push tutoring until later
03:47five-ish
03:48sure
03:50are you okay?
03:52yeah
03:52yeah why?
03:55because you're speaking in two and three word sentences
03:59no I'm not
04:01yes you are
04:03well Z I am thrilled beyond words
04:06that we have accomplished this
04:07key step in project lover boy
04:10and you are on the road to getting laid
04:13excuse me
04:14that's not what this is about
04:17Justin is not just some random guy I want to hook up with
04:20he is a talented musician who I respect
04:24and also want to hook up with
04:28well yeah
04:30oh my god
04:31oh my god I'm so nervous
04:35you're overthinking
04:36get out of your head
04:38you know your shit
04:39just do you
04:41yeah right
04:43me
04:46by the way
04:47he may not know it yet
04:48but you're the real catch
04:51so
04:52act like it
04:55thanks coach
04:57okay
04:59gotta go
05:10come on
05:12come on
05:14come on
05:19yes
05:20no
05:21no
05:21Dean De Laurentiis everyone
05:23losing to a girl
05:25sexist
05:25how is that sexist
05:27she is not a girl
05:28she's a person
05:29in a girl's body
05:30aww Dean
05:31mandy falls cannibal
05:33sorry
05:33you're good
05:34gee this is Lexi's friend Zoe
05:36Zoe
05:37ha
05:38Zoe
05:38two out of three
05:39okay
05:39let's go
05:40let's go
05:40Dean
05:41Dean chill
05:42Garrett needs to study
05:43and I need to live
05:44this is a living room
05:46hey Dean
05:47come on
05:47Garrett's bench
05:48if he doesn't pass this thing
05:49and then he's fucked
05:50then your whole line is fucked
05:50and the season's fucked
05:52I can't be the number one fan
05:53of a shitty team
05:53that's so embarrassing
05:55right guys
05:56I'm trying here
05:56rain fuel flying in cap
05:58we got you
05:59high in omega threes
06:01car Ford
06:02no keto bullshit
06:03thank you
06:03yes sir
06:04what is that
06:05more liquid IV
06:06I thought you passed
06:08on the sponsorship
06:08yeah I did
06:09they DM'd my dad
06:10some happy family
06:11marketing angle
06:12they want me to do
06:12the whole thing with him
06:13wait sorry
06:14that's it
06:15how much money
06:16did you leave on the table
06:16does it matter
06:17it's kind of his business
06:18y'all
06:18he's trying to study
06:20trust me
06:20no amount of money
06:21is worth it
06:22that's why uh
06:23taco shock
06:24is the ideal sponsorship
06:24no strings attached
06:26just carne asada
06:27all I'm saying
06:27is cash is better
06:28than tacos
06:29unless you don't need
06:30the cash I guess
06:30Jules
06:31what
06:31he knows he's a nepo
06:33okay you know what
06:33I need to focus
06:35jeez
06:35no
06:37seriously did
06:38I think he's coming
06:42back with that
06:50I mean it's just a start
06:52what I have
06:53it's rough still
06:56might totally suck
06:58that might suck
06:59might not
07:00it's a process
07:03yeah
07:13yeah I like this uh
07:15like this phrase here
07:17you do
07:17yeah
07:19these
07:20are these lyrics
07:21no
07:22uh
07:24maybe
07:24maybe
07:25they're my attempts
07:26um
07:27I haven't written lyrics
07:28since high school
07:29okay
07:30can you sing it for me
07:31oh no
07:32I'm not
07:32I'm not a singer
07:33sorry
07:34well
07:34I um
07:37I can't read your handwriting
07:38you know what
07:39that might be fine
07:40okay
07:41uh
07:43um
07:45why don't you
07:46why don't you tell me
07:46what you think the song
07:47is about
07:49yeah
07:49yeah sure
07:50um
07:52uh
07:52it's a love song
07:54I think
07:55um
07:57kind of wanted to use
07:58the cello here
07:59like a guitar
07:59kind of like a
08:00George Harrison vibe
08:02right
08:02um
08:03like a counterpoint
08:04to the vocals
08:05like they're having
08:06a conversation
08:08uh
08:08sorry
08:09but the lyrics
08:10um
08:11could be about
08:12like
08:13being in love
08:14with someone
08:14who doesn't see you
08:16and the cello's like
08:17hey
08:17I see you
08:18I'm into you
08:20you know
08:23yeah
08:26yeah
08:26I um
08:27I get what you're
08:28circling
08:28really
08:29hmm
08:32hey can I
08:32can I borrow this
08:35mess around with it a bit
08:36yes please
08:37of course
08:37take it
08:38sweet
08:38sweet
08:47your life is about to change
08:48it is
08:49yeah
08:50well
08:50you think my life's about to change
08:52hence
08:52your daughter therefore
08:53do you remember that agent
08:57I told you about
08:58the one that reps
08:59riger youth theater legend
09:00joanna maxwell
09:01mm-hmm
09:02well he came to see our town
09:03a couple weeks ago
09:04and he wants to sign me
09:06oh wow
09:08that's great
09:08it is
09:09like it really really is
09:11his agency has offices
09:13all over the place
09:14so this could mean
09:14film and tv work
09:16in la
09:16like stage work
09:17in new york
09:18like this is everything
09:20everything
09:21what happened in vermont
09:22I thought you'd join me there
09:23after you graduated
09:24my family
09:25my dad's insurance company
09:27vermont was summer
09:29vermont was the plan
09:33vermont was your plan
09:36maybe I have
09:37different plans
09:39it's just
09:42what are the odds
09:44what do you mean
09:46I mean what are the odds
09:47of you actually making it
09:48you know vermont
09:49we can build a life together
09:50great life
09:52that's stable and secure
09:53yeah and that is
09:54a great life
09:55but thank you so much
09:57I mean you can do
09:57all the summer stock
09:58you want
09:58you basically always
09:59get the lead
10:00which I know you love
10:01okay
10:02and what about fall
10:04and winter
10:05spring
10:06I guess
10:07I just thought you'd
10:09grow all this
10:12wow
10:13I didn't mean it like that
10:15Allie
10:16and then
10:18look I'm getting cold
10:20can we talk about this later
10:22are you done
10:27no I'm not
10:40hey you don't have to lock it
10:41you just leave it on the porch
10:43or actually you know
10:45I can leave it on the porch
10:46oh hi
10:47thanks
10:53what happened to your Subaru
10:54oh my Blue-Baru
10:58how do you know about that
10:59I fixed it
11:00freshman year
11:01you brought it to my family's garage
11:02just off Route 6
11:03that was you
11:04that was me
11:05yeah
11:05I love that car
11:07tragically she died
11:08oh shit
11:09sorry
11:09no no
11:10you gave my Blue-Baru
11:11six more months of life
11:12I had her my whole freshman year
11:14that was huge
11:14well
11:15if your bike ever
11:16needs to tune up
11:17I'm your guy
11:19okay
11:20I'm actually
11:20I'm serious
11:21I kind of made a
11:22little business
11:23out of fixing things
11:24doing handyman work
11:25whatever I can get around campus
11:27I'm actually
11:28currently
11:29on my way to
11:30hang Professor Weldon's
11:31new widescreen TV
11:32for
11:3225 an hour
11:34nice
11:35yeah
11:35I'm rolling it
11:37well I'm
11:38holding down
11:38three drops
11:39at the moment
11:39for
11:40wait for it
11:42minimum wage
11:43damn
11:43where's the Bentley
11:44come on
11:45I love
11:46riding my bike
11:46keeps me grounded
11:47you know
11:48really good for you
11:49I'm proud of you
11:50you're a hockey player
11:52I thought
11:52all you guys
11:53got free rides
11:54yeah well scholarship
11:54money only goes so far
11:56can't all be
11:57Gary Graham right
12:00anyway
12:00he is
12:02studying in his room
12:03it's the last door
12:04on the left
12:04I know
12:06right
12:07all right
12:23Garrett
12:25Garrett
12:28not sure how cherry pie
12:30is going to do to Phyllis
12:30oh my god
12:32sweet cherry pie
12:34sweet cherry pie
12:34sweet cherry pie
12:37Hannah wait
12:38you know
12:39locking the door
12:39is a thing that people do
12:41I'm sorry
12:41okay you know
12:42I plan these sessions for you
12:43and you're always distracted
12:44you're at the gym
12:45curling or pressing
12:46or whatever
12:47or sexting
12:48or
12:48god fuck
12:50actually having sex
12:51which by the way
12:52kind of blows up
12:53our entire story
12:53no it doesn't
12:54yeah
12:54it does
12:55we're supposed to be a couple
12:56yeah
12:57but we're not exclusive
12:58we talked about this
12:59well I know that nobody
13:00would believe that Mr. I don't do girlfriends
13:02would actually have
13:03a girlfriend
13:03that's not the point
13:05the point is
13:06that you're not taking us
13:08this seriously
13:09yes I am
13:10I was studying
13:10yeah studying what
13:11exactly
13:12okay no
13:13actually don't
13:14don't answer that
13:15Zoe offered to
13:16help
13:17you know
13:17take my mind off of things
13:18loosen up a little bit
13:19oh my god
13:20please stop
13:21you changed the study time
13:22yeah I changed it to now
13:24and you agreed
13:25okay hold on
13:25wait
13:27oh
13:28okay I'm sorry
13:30I want to learn this
13:31I do
13:32I
13:34I don't get
13:35how there can be
13:36two truths
13:36like
13:37shit's either true
13:38or it's not
13:39subjective
13:40objective
13:41I mean
13:41what the fuck
13:42Kierkegaard
13:46okay
13:46he believed
13:47that people
13:48needed to define
13:49truths for themselves
13:50like
13:51believing in god
13:53see this is why
13:54I need you
13:55that actually makes sense
13:56yeah what can I say
13:57I know my pretentious
13:59philosophers
14:01okay look
14:02I messed up
14:04can you please
14:05come back inside
14:05Tucker made salmon
14:07we can eat
14:08study
14:08okay you have a naked
14:09woman in your room
14:11oh
14:13shit I do
14:14uh that's okay
14:15just uh give me
14:16give me five minutes
14:19what
14:20uh
14:20Justin has some
14:22thoughts
14:23about the song
14:25all right
14:26well what about
14:27studying
14:27I'll send you a video
14:29on Kierkegaard
14:29that explains everything
14:30okay
14:31and I'll meet you
14:32tomorrow before class
14:34with your clothes on
14:56and then the cello part
14:58you wrote for the pre
14:58actually worked great
14:59as a vocal melody
15:00then I added another
15:01section before the
15:02call and response
15:02like um
15:03what was it all for
15:06hello hello pain
15:09sinking into your
15:12yellow yellow eyes
15:15yellow yellow
15:17and then your cello pop
15:22yellow yellow
15:24yellow yellow
15:31something like that
15:33you just came up
15:34with that
15:35what's your melody
15:36I just um
15:37just gave it words
15:39do you like it
15:41yeah
15:41yeah I do
15:43I really
15:44really do
15:45I mean I thought you
15:46would I'm just
15:46yeah I'm really glad
15:47you like it
15:52shit sorry
15:53do you always
15:57record yourself
15:58well you never know
15:58when inspiration might
15:59strike
16:00like if you see me
16:01around campus
16:01with my phone in the air
16:02it's because I'm
16:03recording
16:04like the sound of the
16:06wind or trees rustling
16:09or the strama clinking
16:10and malone
16:10such a specific sound
16:12such a specific sound
16:13yeah
16:14and then you use it
16:15yeah sometimes
16:16usually like really deep
16:18in the mix
16:18I'm trying to change
16:19things up
16:20Ben Folds does it too
16:21and Sharon Van Etten
16:22like Billy Irish and
16:23Phineas
16:23yeah yeah exactly
16:28let me um
16:29send you this file
16:30and we can
16:31we can riff on it
16:32are you a Pro Tools
16:33or a Logic girl
16:35Logic
16:36all the way
16:37right
16:39okay
16:41safe
16:45um
16:46so uh
16:47let me actually
16:48just
16:50shit it's um
16:51it's 7.30
16:51I've got to
16:52I've got to
16:53go
16:55okay
16:56yeah
16:56no problem
16:58I'll see you later
16:59yeah
17:00cool
17:01yeah
17:11fuck
17:33what am I doing now
17:35god
17:36can I catch
17:37my breath
17:38not even
17:39for a second
17:40she
17:41since then
17:42I'm in the wind
17:44and I
17:45obsessed
17:46I slow dreams
17:47with the tension
17:48can
17:49you taste it
17:50on my lips
17:51I'm so
17:52scared
17:53about him
17:55for a second
17:56I don't feel
17:58insane
17:59come
18:00medicate me
18:00I don't sleep
18:01at all
18:02yeah
18:02I've been
18:03counting sheep
18:04I look perfect
18:05on the surface
18:06but the nightmare
18:07underneath
18:08I got in good problems
18:10I say things
18:11that I don't mean
18:12some people
18:13pay for therapy
18:14I find it
18:15in the sheets
18:26hey let me
18:27send you this file
18:27and we can riff on it
18:30uh
18:30we could
18:31or
18:33oh
18:36baby
18:36baby don't make me
18:37spell it out
18:38for you
18:39all of the feelings
18:41that I've got
18:42for you
18:44can't be a dream
18:45but I can try
18:46for you
18:48baby don't make me
18:49spell it out
18:50for you
18:52you keep on
18:53asking me
18:53the same
18:54questions
18:55why
18:56things I can
18:57guess
18:57and all my
18:58intentions
19:00should know
19:00by the way
19:01I use
19:01my
19:02confession
19:04you got
19:04the answers
19:05to my
19:06confessions
19:08it's like
19:08I'm powerful
19:09with a little
19:11bit of tender
19:12and emotion
19:14no sexual
19:15bender
19:16mess me up
19:18yeah
19:18but no one
19:19does it better
19:20there's nothing
19:22better
19:22that's just
19:23the way
19:24you make me
19:25feel
19:27that's just
19:43what do you want
19:44wellsey
19:46wellsey
19:48wellsey
19:49wellsey
19:50sorry
19:51yes
19:52what
19:52what if she
19:53picks kirkagard
19:54I still don't get
19:56the two truths
19:56thing
19:57I'm so screwed
19:58if I get him
19:58no you're not
19:59you know everything
20:00on these cards
20:01I promise
20:04what if I forget
20:05or something
20:05you know
20:06I've been told
20:06her
20:06it kind of
20:07intimidates
20:07the fuck
20:07out of me
20:08okay
20:09well
20:09pretend
20:10she's a defenseman
20:11from Eastwood
20:12coming at you
20:13okay
20:13what would you do
20:15skate away
20:17hockey's easy
20:19okay
20:20well
20:20if you forget
20:21just
20:22look at me
20:23okay
20:24convince me
20:27isn't this
20:29fun
20:29huh
20:53Kierkegaard
20:54shit
20:55shit
20:56shit
20:56okay
20:57Mr. Graham
20:58your topic
21:00is
21:00ghosting
21:01would Kierkegaard
21:03argue ghosting
21:04is moral
21:04or immoral
21:05and why
21:07uh
21:08Kierkegaard
21:09would argue
21:10that
21:10ghosting
21:12someone
21:13is
21:14immoral
21:16uh
21:16because
21:17it is
21:19like
21:20um
21:21you know
21:22really wrong
21:22to do to
21:23somebody
21:24morally
21:25you know
21:33ghosting
21:33might sound like
21:35no big deal
21:35but
21:37Kierkegaard
21:38would say
21:38not only is it
21:40harmful
21:41to the victim
21:42it is
21:43an absolute
21:44abdication
21:45of selfhood
21:49while an
21:50objective truth
21:51is supported
21:51by facts
21:52Kierkegaard
21:53believed that
21:54as individuals
21:55we have a
21:56shared moral
21:57responsibility
21:57to be honest
22:00based on our
22:01own subjective
22:02definition of
22:03truth
22:05to suddenly
22:06disappear
22:06from someone's
22:07life
22:08without an
22:09explanation
22:09is basically
22:10like
22:11discarding
22:12their
22:12humanity
22:13ghosting
22:14is choosing
22:15comfort over
22:16courage
22:16despair
22:17over
22:18strength
22:18it is
22:19labeling
22:19another
22:20human being
22:21as unworthy
22:22and as
22:23Kierkegaard
22:24himself said
22:25once you
22:25label me
22:26you fucking
22:27negate me
22:32uh
22:33I'm paraphrasing
22:40we did it
22:40a fucking
22:41B
22:41plus
22:42don't forget
22:43the plus
22:43B plus
22:43yeah you are
22:44officially a
22:45professional
22:45bullshitter
22:46thanks to you
22:46oh
22:50what do you want
22:51wellzie
22:52um
22:54you can put me
22:55down now
22:55y'all know
22:56how much you can
22:56bench
23:01shit
23:02I think
23:02Justin saw
23:03me
23:07uh
23:07yeah he
23:08just waved
23:09at you
23:09crazy
23:12he's walking
23:12away now
23:14what's going
23:15on
23:16so embarrassing
23:18I think he
23:19saw my
23:19Justin Cole
23:20playlist
23:20you have a
23:21Justin Cole
23:22playlist
23:23hey don't
23:23make it
23:23worse
23:24are we
23:25talking like
23:25songs that
23:26remind you
23:27of him
23:27or
23:28his band
23:29stuff
23:31his band
23:32stuff
23:33and
23:34some solo
23:35stuff
23:35from high
23:36school
23:36wow you
23:37went down
23:37the fangirl
23:38rabbit hole
23:38hard
23:39that is the
23:40exact opposite
23:40of everything
23:41we've been
23:41working on
23:42okay I know
23:44oh my god
23:46he wants to
23:47know if I'm
23:47good
23:49what should I
23:49say am I
23:50good
23:50nope
23:51what are you
23:51doing
23:52you're not
23:52going to
23:52respond
23:53say nothing
23:54what
23:55hey fangirl
23:57start thinking
23:57like a fuck
23:58boy
23:59ghost his
23:59ass
23:59wait
24:00didn't you
24:00just give
24:01a whole
24:01impassioned
24:02argument
24:02about how
24:02ghosting
24:03is immoral
24:03but it's
24:04an abdication
24:04of selfhood
24:05that was
24:05to get
24:06me the
24:06grade
24:06this is
24:07to get
24:07you the
24:07guy
24:09you want
24:10that right
24:13yeah
24:14I do
24:14all right
24:15well then
24:15you're stuck
24:15with me
24:16because we've
24:16only finished
24:17half of the
24:17deal
24:17and uh
24:18oh shit
24:19haven't I
24:20been
24:20completely
24:21right about
24:21everything
24:22so far
24:22you are
24:23intolerable
24:24so you
24:25are not
24:26going to
24:26text
24:27justin
24:27you are
24:28going to
24:29put your
24:29phone away
24:30and come to
24:31Malone's with
24:32me and the
24:32guys tonight
24:32tonight
24:33you're not
24:33working are you
24:34no
24:34okay so you're
24:35coming
24:35to Malone's
24:36yes
24:36okay with all
24:37the guys
24:37we've established
24:38this
24:38Garrett
24:38Hannah
24:39do you know
24:39what tonight
24:40is
24:40hell yeah
24:41I do
24:42go on a
24:43karaoke night
24:44with Garrett
24:45Graham
24:45and the
24:45rest of
24:46the team
24:46and you
24:47if you're
24:48free
24:48maybe
24:51oh
24:53oh my
24:54slut top
24:56take it
24:57my boobs
24:58to yours
24:58okay what
24:59do you mean
24:59maybe
25:00stay in
25:01stay in
25:03Allie you
25:04didn't even
25:04stay in last
25:05year when you
25:05sprained your
25:05ankle
25:06you bedazzled
25:07your boot
25:07yeah
25:11what's going
25:12on
25:12I told
25:13Sean I got
25:14an agent
25:15and he got
25:16all like
25:16but what about
25:17the real world
25:17babe
25:18I'm sorry
25:18you got a
25:19what
25:19oh yeah
25:20no I got
25:20an agent
25:20yay
25:21oh my god
25:23you let me
25:23go on about
25:24my shit
25:24when you have
25:24news like
25:25that
25:25Allie
25:25this is
25:26everything
25:27every
25:28fucking
25:28thing
25:29oh yeah
25:29it like
25:30is
25:30everything
25:31right
25:34you're the
25:34best
25:35I love
25:36you
25:36I love
25:37you too
25:39okay
25:40screw him
25:41you're coming
25:42out with me
25:43and we're
25:43celebrating
25:44you
25:45I don't
25:46know
25:46it's karaoke
25:47night
25:47you really
25:48gonna rob
25:49the people
25:49of your
25:49talent
25:52take me
25:53for what I
25:55am
25:56who I
25:57was meant
25:58to be
26:00and if
26:02you
26:03give a damn
26:05take me
26:06baby
26:06or leave
26:08me
26:11she's really
26:12going at it
26:12the stage is
26:13our happy place
26:14hey
26:15who's next
26:16someone
26:17please
26:17save us
26:18from Adele
26:19Dazeem
26:19up there
26:20who's in
26:21your bed
26:21who's in
26:22your bed
26:23who's in
26:24your bed
26:28who's in
26:28well Z
26:28what you
26:29singing
26:29nothing
26:30come on
26:31it's karaoke
26:32yeah well
26:32sober karaoke
26:33is no fun
26:34I'm sober
26:34too
26:35game tomorrow
26:35yeah and
26:36what are you
26:36singing
26:37I don't know
26:37you guys will
26:38pull me up
26:38or something
26:39I'm good
26:40thanks
26:56you know
26:56you don't
26:57have to be
26:57sober
26:58if you
26:59don't want
26:59to be
26:59yeah well
27:00I don't
27:00drink it
27:01public
27:01no I
27:02know
27:03but
27:04do you
27:04want to
27:06want to
27:06what
27:07drink
27:09I told
27:10Ali
27:11I will
27:11look after
27:11Ali
27:12she's a
27:12no filter
27:13drunk
27:13gotta rein
27:14her in
27:14I can
27:15handle it
27:17and I will
27:18guard your
27:18drinks with
27:18my life
27:22I got you
27:22Mosse
27:25do you
27:25trust me
27:28yeah
27:28yeah
27:29I do
27:34okay
27:34I will
27:36have a drink
27:37a drink
27:38drink
27:38and what
27:39is your
27:39drink
27:40drink
27:40of choice
27:42I don't
27:42know
27:42well that
27:43is a fun
27:44problem
27:44to solve
28:05I think we
28:06find you
28:06drink
28:06drink
28:08yummy
28:11he thought
28:12I would
28:12outgrow
28:12acting
28:14like
28:14dude
28:15I would
28:15love
28:15to be
28:16your
28:16nurse
28:16number
28:16two
28:17with
28:17half
28:17a line
28:18John
28:18Hamm
28:19had
28:19one
28:19scene
28:20in
28:20Gilmore
28:20Girls
28:20I know
28:21he's
28:21the
28:21madman
28:23I'm
28:23like
28:23I get
28:24it
28:24there's
28:24no
28:25guarantee
28:25that
28:26I'll
28:26make
28:26it
28:26but
28:26isn't
28:27that
28:27kind
28:27of
28:27what's
28:27exciting
28:28about
28:28it
28:28like
28:29that's
28:29why
28:29they
28:29call
28:29it
28:29a
28:30dream
28:30but
28:30I
28:30do
28:31love
28:31him
28:31you
28:32know
28:32and
28:33and
28:33I
28:33know
28:34he
28:34loves
28:34me
28:35and
28:36like
28:38we're
28:38supposed
28:38to be
28:39together
28:43god
28:44we've
28:44broken up
28:45and gotten
28:45back together
28:46so many
28:46times
28:47it's like
28:47insane
28:48I mean
28:49that's gotta
28:49mean something
28:50right
28:51that we keep
28:51getting back
28:52together
28:55my mom
28:55always used
28:56to tell me
28:56never give
28:57up on
28:58love
28:59well
29:00that
29:00and
29:00love
29:00your body
29:01which
29:01I do
29:03my mom said
29:04the same
29:04thing
29:04oh my god
29:05really
29:08wait
29:08hold on
29:09the love thing
29:10or the body
29:10thing
29:15hang in there
29:15girl
29:26g-lo
29:29maverick
29:33i've got a
29:33boyfriend
29:34you know
29:34yeah
29:35i know
29:35i heard
29:35along with
29:36the rest of
29:37the ladies
29:38room
29:38doesn't sound
29:38like he's
29:39gonna last
29:39long
29:39though
29:39okay
29:40this is
29:41supposed to
29:41be like
29:42a sacred
29:42space
29:43who the hell
29:43hooks up in
29:44the ladies
29:44bathroom
29:44anyway
29:45sorry
29:46not you
29:47you're a
29:47sweetheart
29:48and you're
29:49disgusting
29:55well i walk
29:56into the room
29:57passing out
29:58hundred dollar
29:59bills
30:00and it kills
30:01and it thrills
30:02like the horns
30:02on my super
30:04auto grip
30:04and i fire the
30:06barred up
30:07around the crown
30:08and everybody's
30:09getting down
30:09in this town
30:10ain't never gonna
30:12be the same
30:14cause i
30:15stand and
30:15love my
30:16horse
30:17and i ride
30:18into the city
30:19i'm making
30:20a lot of noise
30:21cause the girls
30:22they also
30:23retain
30:24riding up
30:25and down
30:25broadway
30:26on my old
30:27star
30:27and the girls
30:29say
30:29save a horse
30:31ride a cowboy
30:33good
30:33you're here
30:34i'll put you
30:34and garrett down
30:35for summer nights
30:36i know that's a joke
30:37but i would
30:38kill sand
30:38you know
30:42i wasn't sold
30:43on them at first
30:43but i can see
30:44it now
30:44yeah
30:45sure
30:51hey
30:54you fixed
30:55my car
30:55you fixed
30:57my car
30:58you have
30:58a car
30:59no
31:00had
31:01a car
31:01great car
31:03i'm buying
31:04you a very
31:05special
31:05thank you
31:05drink
31:11okay
31:12you're
31:13gonna
31:13love
31:13it
31:13hannah
31:14has discovered
31:16the piña colada
31:17tonight
31:17i only had one
31:18or four
31:20is that what i'm
31:22doing too
31:22nope
31:25okay for my mechanic
31:27i call this
31:28the blue room
31:29see
31:29wow that looks like
31:31wiper fluid
31:32that might actually be
31:33wiper fluid
31:33it's mostly blue curacao
31:35with a secret ingredient
31:38or blue curacao
31:40i'm so excited
31:42i can't believe that
31:43hey g
31:43what's up
31:44brought you something
31:47thought you were looking a little parched
31:50i know
31:50nebo babies have feelings too
31:52sorry i was an asshole
31:53you're always an asshole
31:55there
31:55here goes
32:01save a horse
32:02hot cowboy
32:04this is pretty good
32:05they just keep sending you those for free
32:07yeah they still want them
32:08they want my dad
32:09wait
32:09you guys should just do it together
32:11i mean look at you
32:13best friends
32:14all right maybe we'll slow down on the piña coladas a little
32:16no i mean it
32:17screw your dad
32:18do it with logan
32:19you could be
32:21teammates
32:22spotting each other at the gym
32:24or
32:25besties
32:26wingmanning each other at the bar
32:28besties
32:28besties
32:29am i drunk or is she brilliant
32:31no i'm drunk
32:32and you're brilliant
32:33and i'm brilliant too
32:34it's not a bad idea
32:35thanks man but i don't need the charity
32:37yeah you do
32:38i mean seriously
32:39nobody wants to see oldie mcgold's fuck has been
32:42okay
32:43what's better
32:44than two
32:46hot young hockey players
32:48three
32:49hot young hockey players
32:51yeah
32:55Hannah Wells
32:56you're up bitch
32:57woo
32:58all right hold on
32:59wait i thought you weren't singing
33:00well that was before i found the perfect song
33:13oh shit girl
33:15you know this one
33:19she's my cherry pie
33:21cool drink of water
33:23such a sweet surprise
33:24tastes so good
33:25like a chrome man cry
33:27sweet cherry pie
33:31yeah
33:34woo
33:37listen
33:40well
33:40swingin' on the front part
33:42swingin' room alone
33:43swingin' what we want
33:45cause there ain't nobody home
33:46swingin' to the left
33:47and swingin' to the right
33:49think about hockey
33:50I'll swing
33:51I'm not
33:51yeah
33:53but come on
33:57swingin' in the living room
33:58swingin' in the kitchen
34:00most folks do
34:01cause they're too busy bitchin'
34:03swingin' in the X3 one
34:04eatin' in the theater
34:05so i'll mix up the batteries
34:06she'll eat the beat
34:08i scream
34:09you'll scream
34:09you'll scream
34:10i'll scream
34:10but
34:11don't even try
34:12cause you can't ignore
34:14oh
34:15oh
34:16oh
34:16oh
34:17oh
34:17oh
34:17oh
34:17oh
34:18oh
34:18oh
34:18oh
34:18oh
34:19oh
34:20oh
34:21oh
34:22oh
34:23oh
34:23oh
34:24oh
34:37oh
34:41oh
34:46kinda sweet isn't it?
34:48seeing Garrett being serious about someone
34:51do you think he's serious?
34:53everyone on fifth line seem to think so
34:55they get more likes than anything else I post
34:58swingin' in the bathroom
35:00swingin' on the floor
35:01just hangin' so hard
35:02forgets her lock the door
35:04ain't no one to daddy's only six foot four
35:06so jang
35:07gonna swing with my daughter no more
35:10she's
35:11my cheery heart
35:14such a sweet surprise
35:16she make a comment
35:18oh
35:19oh
35:20she's my cheery pie
35:23put a smile on your face
35:24ten miles wide
35:25love's so good
35:27bring your tears in your eyes
35:28sweet cheery pie
35:31sweet cheery pie
35:35oh
35:36oh
35:37she's
35:52she's
35:53she's
35:53so good
35:54you did good
35:55wazzy
36:52You guys, I forgot my purse at the bar.
36:55Your purse with my wallet and keys in it?
36:57We gotta go back.
36:58It's closed.
36:59What now?
37:03Next party.
37:13Night-night.
37:18Wellesie?
37:31Wellesie?
37:32Back of my mind, back of my mind.
37:36I'm a little scared, I'm a little wired.
37:40I don't wanna put my foot down right now.
37:42I stop it all happening.
37:44Back of my mind, back of my head.
37:48You look really nice, wanna share a bed.
37:52I don't wanna put my foot down right now, but it's happening.
37:56Don't kiss me.
37:58Time might end up on the ceiling.
38:01Way too hard to ever come down to reality.
38:06Back to my sanity.
38:08Guess it's too late for that now.
38:12Hope is a scary thing.
38:16Hope is a scary thing.
38:20Flying on temporary wings.
38:23Hope is a scary thing.
38:30I found something to sleep in.
38:32I can see that.
38:45Well, uh...
38:46But I'm a fuckbunny.
38:52You're a drunk bunny.
38:58Come here.
38:59Come here.
39:02All right.
39:22A fake relationship means we can fake sleep together?
39:26I don't think it's a great idea.
39:28I actually think it's my best idea.
39:33Well...
39:44Go to sleep, Mosey.
39:47Hey, we're not gonna remember any of this in the morning.
40:29Oh my god.
40:36Can you?
40:37I'm dead.
40:38Oh.
40:50Oh.
41:08Coffee?
41:13Oh, uh, uh, thanks.
41:27Morning.
41:28Morning.
41:31You were pretty drunk last night.
41:34How much do you remember?
41:36All of it.
41:37You tried to have sex with me.
41:39Yeah, I know.
41:41And now you're bringing me coffee.
41:45Yep.
41:49Okay, are you 100% awake?
41:52Because there's something really important that I need you to do for me.
41:56Oh.
42:05Okay.
42:09I need you to give me an orgasm.
42:18Oh, oh.
42:19Oh, no.
42:21I think I'm losing all my self-control.
42:24If it's right, I should go.
42:28But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
42:31Oh, oh.
42:33Oh, oh.
42:35No, no.
42:37Oh, oh.
42:38No, no.
42:40Oh, oh.
42:42Oh, oh.
43:09I mean, I don't even know what to say at this point.
43:23But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
43:25I'll give you a reason to live.
43:29Baby, I think it's for the win.
43:33Cut all ties with the old.
43:36And I'll give you something to miss.
43:39When the good gets harder to hold.
43:43Throw it all to the wind.
43:46For the wind, for the wind, for the wind.
43:50Don't notice to me.
43:52I'm losing my heart.
43:57Oh, oh.
43:58Oh, no.
44:00I think I'm losing all my self-control.
44:03If it's right, I should go.
44:07But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
44:29Bye.
44:29Bye.
44:31Bye.
44:38Bye.
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