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The Boys Season 5 Episode 8 Engsub
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00:00:07Scorched Earth, shock and awe, blood and bone, and in the end, only one of us left standing.
00:00:24To fucking Roy.
00:00:32Easter is just around the corner.
00:00:34How perfect would it be for your second coming to come on the day of Jesus' resurrection?
00:00:39You got the president killed.
00:00:40I didn't have a choice.
00:00:41It's over.
00:00:42You will never hear from me ever again.
00:00:45She's using you!
00:00:46You shut the fuck up!
00:00:50You step one foot in the water anywhere, we're gonna kill you!
00:00:54Why would Holander be bringing together the world's most dangerous psychics?
00:00:58They're all thaw police.
00:00:59There is no room for heresy.
00:01:01I really did care.
00:01:03I was just like you.
00:01:04Be the annoying, goody-two-shoes asshole that you are.
00:01:07What do you want?
00:01:08Your help?
00:01:09You see, Billy had no conscience.
00:01:11He will ask you to pull him back.
00:01:14But the truth of the matter is, is you are fucked when you get in this way.
00:01:17Because anyone who's ever loved you, you end up getting them killed, don't you?
00:01:20I set the Doppler system on the roof to detect unexplained objects.
00:01:26Thank you for saving me.
00:01:30Monka, you saved me.
00:01:34No, no, no.
00:02:08I, Serge Emelian Lesant, being of unsound mind and haggard body, declare this my last will and testament, though I
00:02:18have no worldly possessions to bequeath.
00:02:20But as I composed this letter on cardstock smuggled into the freedom camp, within the anus of a rotund guard
00:02:30with colitis named Bert, I am reminded that I do have something to give you.
00:02:35The knowledge that I have seen each and every one of your assholes.
00:02:39Excuse me?
00:02:42It says what it says.
00:02:44Um, Butcher, I installed the toilet cam once, purely for science.
00:02:49Long story.
00:02:50And it inadvertently captured yours.
00:02:52Huey and M.M., as we were bent over and searched for contraband in the camp, Annie, I accidentally walked
00:02:59in on you and Huey, plumbing each other's depths, but you did not notice me.
00:03:03I, I am, I'm just gonna skip ahead.
00:03:05Yeah, if that's a good idea.
00:03:06Some refer to it as a mud dungeon chestnut balloon knot.
00:03:11Okay.
00:03:13All right, he drew, he drew sketches.
00:03:15This is mostly asshole related, but, um, okay, yeah, I think he's getting to his point.
00:03:19Um, we've been through so much together.
00:03:23The best and worst of times.
00:03:25And I've become closer to all of you than my own blood.
00:03:30And so close that I've seen all your assholes.
00:03:34And that, to me, is a true mark of family.
00:03:38You are my family.
00:03:39I cannot know if I will have wiped my own slate clean enough to enter the kingdom of heaven.
00:03:44But fear not, I am at peace.
00:03:47Because for a moment, I knew heaven on earth.
00:03:52In your arms, Monka.
00:04:13Here's to the Mavericks.
00:04:15The Radicals.
00:04:17The Revolutionaries.
00:04:18Because the ones strong enough to change the world are the ones who usually do.
00:04:24Easter Sunday, 4 p.m. live from the White House.
00:04:29Homelander reboots the universe.
00:04:32Streaming on Thoughtbook, Thought 2.
00:04:41It's all right.
00:04:44I'm not here to hurt you.
00:04:46You mean like last time?
00:04:48Look at you.
00:04:49No harm done.
00:04:51How'd you find me?
00:04:52Crime analytics got wind of a young man flying outside Culverede.
00:04:58Tends to draw attention.
00:05:00I don't want your help.
00:05:02I know.
00:05:03You made that very clear.
00:05:05But you're also the son of God.
00:05:07And you should not be sleeping in a barn.
00:05:10You can have a whole floor of the tower.
00:05:12Do what you want with it.
00:05:13Come and go as you please.
00:05:15I don't want to be anywhere near you.
00:05:19Everything is different now.
00:05:22I've ascended.
00:05:24I'm immortal.
00:05:25Then why do you give a shit about what happens to me?
00:05:27Because we're family.
00:05:28We have the same blood pumping through our veins.
00:05:31Yeah, well you got your shitty racist dad.
00:05:33So you don't need me.
00:05:34Oh, soldier boy doesn't matter.
00:05:37You and I.
00:05:39That's all that matters.
00:05:43I know you.
00:05:46Because I am you.
00:05:50And you're me.
00:05:57Dad.
00:06:05Get fucked.
00:06:08I am nothing like you.
00:06:11You were already the most powerful person on earth.
00:06:14And you were a lonely, miserable piece of fucking shit.
00:06:18Throwing tantrums when you think of what you want.
00:06:22Why the fuck would more power make you any better?
00:06:25It's just going to make you an even more lonely, miserable piece of shit.
00:06:31Scaring people into calling you God.
00:06:36Doesn't make you God.
00:06:41And deep down you know that.
00:06:49It's okay.
00:06:58You don't know what's going on.
00:07:00It's okay.
00:07:08But you will.
00:07:14She won't talk.
00:07:15Or she can't talk.
00:07:17I don't know.
00:07:19That girl's got a real, uh...
00:07:21I'm gonna rip your arm off and fist you with that energy.
00:07:24She's been through a lot.
00:07:27What's Sage saying?
00:07:28Is there any sign the experiments worked?
00:07:30Nope.
00:07:31Which means Frenchie died for nothing.
00:07:36Alright, when you get to where you're going...
00:07:38Make sure you change that dress now.
00:07:40Okay.
00:07:41When are we leaving?
00:07:45That's a good question.
00:07:46I told you we're not running.
00:07:48I'm not asking you to run.
00:07:50I'm asking you to save these people.
00:07:52Save them?
00:07:53From the guy who's hogged they were drooling to suck literally yesterday.
00:07:56I have a home leader as a weird dick.
00:07:59We can do more.
00:08:00We want to do more.
00:08:02Saving these people is the best any of us can do.
00:08:04Just get them to Canada.
00:08:06Hook up with the rest of your team and keep helping people one at a time.
00:08:10While you die on some suicide mission?
00:08:13Do you even have a plan?
00:08:14I mean, suicide versus Canada.
00:08:16Through a horse race.
00:08:17Am I right?
00:08:19Gotcha.
00:08:20Ernest o'clock.
00:08:21I'll fuck myself right out.
00:08:26When I joined the Seven, I was so excited to meet Queen Maeve.
00:08:33But never meet your heroes.
00:08:36She was bitter.
00:08:37She was checked out.
00:08:38She just...
00:08:40She gave away so many parts of herself.
00:08:42There was nothing left.
00:08:43And I was such an annoying little shit just running around saying there's always something worth fighting for.
00:08:51I swore to myself I would never let that happen to me.
00:08:57But it did.
00:09:00Not anymore.
00:09:04I'm not on a suicide trip.
00:09:06It's not a lost cause.
00:09:08It's not even about winning.
00:09:09It's...
00:09:11It's about keeping the light burning as long as we fucking can.
00:09:18So thank you for being my annoying little shit.
00:09:26I don't know about never meet your heroes, by the way.
00:09:32It worked out okay for me.
00:09:55Happy anniversary, Mr. First, gentlemen.
00:09:59I had it custom-made from turbine-grade titanium.
00:10:05The straps are reinforced ballistic Kevlar.
00:10:09No matter how much I defile you, this one will never explode.
00:10:16Oh, baby.
00:10:18I lucked out when I arranged marrying you.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:27Hmm.
00:10:30You need more time?
00:10:31Ain't enough time in the world for that one.
00:10:33What's the problem?
00:10:35Oh, don't get me wrong.
00:10:37I am honored to be writing Homelander's speech heralding the coming of our new lord.
00:10:44What?
00:10:45Guess I just didn't expect so many people would, uh...
00:10:52doubt...
00:10:55Homelander's godhood.
00:10:57Do you still have that 95 Chateau, Margot?
00:11:00The one you took from that pedo priest at Immaculate Conception?
00:11:04Mm-hmm.
00:11:05Let's crack it open.
00:11:06Great idea.
00:11:13Look, I know you're pissed at me, but I really need you right now.
00:11:17What is he thinking?
00:11:20If I press him, will he flip on Homelander?
00:11:25Oh, for fuck's sake, is this the eighth grade?
00:11:33So all those people who are gonna doubt, what if you did something about it?
00:11:37What do you mean?
00:11:40I think you know.
00:11:42No, I don't.
00:11:44Well?
00:11:55I just mean, how can we help Homelander make the world believe?
00:12:01I ponder that every day.
00:12:08I...
00:12:13Yum.
00:12:16Yum.
00:12:27when i was a little girl i had this doll peaches she died i was riding the school bus that
00:12:32ran her
00:12:33over so messy and i carried her collar with me for weeks you know anything to remind me
00:12:42of the pet i love so much that's what you're doing yeah you let everyone think that you were
00:12:48the stray that frenchie took you in when you know it was really the other way around
00:12:54he was your pet your lap dog really yeah you strung him along but you kept his leash tight
00:13:00because you loved using him oh you got off on his devotion and just when it looked like he
00:13:06might move on with someone else you finally fucked him anything to keep him from being happy
00:13:15when he would have done anything for you even throw his life away
00:13:25and you let him you wanted him to do it
00:13:43oh boy easy does it listen to me soldier boy has to be f**king fuming for his blast to work
00:13:49all
00:13:49right i thought you might be the same so we spilled a bit of tea on you but it were
00:13:54nothing personal
00:13:54god's honest oh now forever farewell farewell the the the what
00:14:03f**k you on about othello i knew it by heart but now it's it's gone my brain was so loud
00:14:14and now it's
00:14:19it worked it worked i'm f**king stupid like you guys
00:14:29thank you
00:14:36cool cool cool so we're all getting pretty radiated right now which is fun
00:14:45what matters is frenchie did it it works yo i did stuff too i mean i knew you'd make a
00:14:54bloody
00:14:54good weapon but never my wildest then i think you'd be this good so what's the plan homeland is using
00:15:00easter to announce he's god almighty so we know where he'll be and when and if it's anything like
00:15:04that vod studio s**t as soon as he's done he's sick and his thought police on america
00:15:09and he's a people that are gonna die so just to state the obvious we're talking about breaking
00:15:14into the white house yeah and we have to assume homelander knows we're coming i got it you wear
00:15:19disguises you dress up like those those soldiers with the the furry hats
00:15:26that's england ignore me and how do we get in underground tunnel the afterbooks one that jfk used
00:15:34to shake maryland we have to imagine the secret presidential f**k tunnels must be pretty secure
00:15:38true but i still got the blueprints from last year and we did protection for singer
00:15:42every door code every entrance smart so how about it you lon
00:15:49one last go
00:16:03i'll take that as a yes
00:16:05f**k no y'all are dumb as f**king s**t
00:16:10homelander's gonna kill you and he'll find me so the rest of the time i got
00:16:16i'm going to harry potter world in orlando who's with me
00:16:23winds up bitches sage out
00:16:41i'm a disruptor i disrupt and i was thinking why can't starlighters work in my factory as
00:16:47non-compensated employees so slaves home blender glad you're here i'd love to bend your ear about
00:16:56white fertility rates oh why don't you wait for us in the garden we just need a moment right right
00:17:00this
00:17:02way who the f**k is that gunter van ellis world's richest man 17 children amateur astronaut so he
00:17:11represents a consortium of billionaires and they have a few requests i don't have time for this well
00:17:17they are the ruling class of america to build your church will need their support
00:17:26is he a believer or any of them or are they just scared of me even thomas doubted with enough
00:17:33time
00:17:34the gentlest water can wear down any stone patience wherever you're going get there faster i believe we
00:17:42should consider postponing out of the question you saw butchers lab if he managed to figure out soldier
00:17:48boy's blast or if there were even the slightest chance that he might render you powerless you think
00:17:53i'm afraid of william butcher no no of course not of course not we've taken the necessary precautions
00:17:59we moved the venue here we just don't want any distractions on your blessed day and it will give
00:18:05me more time to do what i do best convert more souls to your righteous banner your eminence
00:18:15not now deep not your call prophet bro hamid look you don't need the seven anymore genius move as
00:18:21always but i've been thinking what you do need is a crusader yeah like one of those yoke knights from
00:18:26the
00:18:26olden days crack some skulls lay down your holy law where did you learn about the crusades um the bible
00:18:32ever heard of it it's not in the bible uh let me guess indiana jones what no robin hood prince
00:18:39of
00:18:39thieves that's not a documentary no she's sherlock
00:18:47what did you he's an astronaut i took him to space now listen to me i don't need anyone
00:18:53anymore i don't need billionaires i couldn't agree more sir and i don't need perverted fish
00:18:58fuckers who debased themselves endlessly for mere drops of my affection
00:19:04so would you think of me since the day we met i have never had less respect for anyone in
00:19:13my life
00:19:13in fact kevin the only reason that i haven't killed you is that i want you to feel deep in
00:19:22your heart
00:19:23how truly worthless you really are
00:19:32huh are the sidekicks in place nationwide good the second the light broadcast is over
00:19:41i want the wheat separated from the chaff those who don't accept my truth will be the first to burn
00:19:47and my holy fire smile father one way or another it's going to be a beautiful day
00:20:18yeah that can we go butchers wrong you are not just a weapon
00:20:27from the start frenchie saw who you were because he saw it we saw it just because he's gone
00:20:36doesn't mean all that's gone too
00:20:40all right this should be a bit of a fucking laugh come on in
00:21:06you know it would be super helpful right now is if you would talk to me
00:21:10bitch what was that nothing i'm just super psyched to hear your speech babe i'm sure you crushed it
00:21:20we're live in five four three
00:21:30my fellow americans
00:21:35happy easter a day commemorating jesus who as we all know was tortured stripped of his dignity
00:21:43and killed and that's all well and good but you're americans you deserve a god who doesn't die
00:21:52a god who fights back a god you can believe in well today i bring you good news
00:22:02recently i was visited by an exquisite angel bearing the gift of revelation
00:22:11yep smells exactly how i thought a secret tunnel would smell as i bathed in her light
00:22:17her heavenly lips spilled sweet truth into my ear and i was awakened to my true purpose not just to
00:22:25be
00:22:25the world's greatest hero but to save all humanity to be
00:22:35the second coming but in a way really i'm the first coming america
00:22:47i am the lord your savior
00:22:53i am your god
00:22:55and as such i'm going to usher this world into a new golden dawn an age in which your god
00:23:02moves among you
00:23:03seen and heard your prayers are truly answered when you visit homelander.church
00:23:10and all i ask for in return
00:23:11president there is a threat on the building a small group has infiltrated the tunnels
00:23:15it's butcher and his team don't worry we're ready take it to the secure facility
00:23:24hang about there weren't no door here on them blueprints no that's new
00:23:34what the fuck
00:23:37hey hey hey hey what's going on
00:23:40fucking silk dog whistle
00:23:58Fuck my fucking life.
00:24:02Run and push it!
00:24:27Right, go right.
00:24:29Fucking finally, you judgmental cunt.
00:24:39I need to flick your clip, so I'll take it out of there!
00:24:41Move!
00:24:59Homelander's in the Oval Office.
00:25:00Good, lead the way.
00:25:02Fuck no, he would rip my tits out through my vag.
00:25:05But I'm sure you'll be fine.
00:25:09It's that way.
00:25:09Okay.
00:25:11Break a leg.
00:25:21Uh, left.
00:25:25Oh, shit.
00:25:28I'm proud of you, bitch.
00:25:35Oh, shit.
00:25:37Oh, shit.
00:25:41Proud of you, bitch.
00:25:47Oh, shit.
00:25:55You've been crying?
00:25:59No.
00:26:01Starlight.
00:26:02It was all a test.
00:26:04Yes!
00:26:05This universe is rewarding me for my loyalty, just like Sean Connery rewarded Costner at the end of robbing a
00:26:10Prince of Thieves.
00:26:11Sweet Jesus, you're a moron.
00:26:15I'm gonna kill you.
00:26:17I'm gonna kill you.
00:26:18And then Homelander will finally see.
00:26:20I got him.
00:26:22Keep going.
00:26:37I just want Butcher and the girl.
00:26:40The rest of you can go in peace.
00:26:45No, no, no.
00:26:45We don't have time.
00:26:46You have to get Kimiko to Homelander before he fucks off.
00:26:49I got this.
00:26:50Yeah, now you're gonna manage that.
00:26:53That is an Ansel IGS 300.
00:26:57I mean, you have your thing.
00:26:59I have mine.
00:27:07Oi.
00:27:08Come on.
00:27:09This way.
00:27:14Oi.
00:27:15This shot is diabolical.
00:27:30Why are you doing this, huh?
00:27:32We're seeing your life.
00:27:33For a man who wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fire.
00:27:36I'm his right hand bro.
00:27:37He'll piss on me whenever I want.
00:27:39Listen.
00:27:40I know you're scared.
00:27:41I'm not scared as shit.
00:27:42Deep, Kevin.
00:27:44I can see it in your eyes.
00:27:46Homelander terrifies you.
00:27:48But he sure as fuck doesn't respect you.
00:27:51Don't you want to be free of it?
00:27:53Of him?
00:27:56That fucking mouth of yours.
00:27:57This isn't about me.
00:27:58Of course it is!
00:28:01I used to have it all.
00:28:03Hail power.
00:28:04Respect.
00:28:05A top 50 star meter on IMDB Pro.
00:28:08But all the bad shit started when you showed up.
00:28:10I lost everything!
00:28:12You made those fucked up choices.
00:28:14You ruined your own life.
00:28:16You're not a fucking baby.
00:28:17For once, take some responsibility for yourself.
00:28:23No!
00:28:30Fuck.
00:28:31There's no way out.
00:28:33What the fuck?
00:28:35Where's Butcher?
00:28:50I really need a new job.
00:28:53I simply ask that you open your hearts and put your faith in me.
00:28:58Those who accept my truth will be welcomed into a land of milk and honey.
00:29:04For I am your f-
00:29:05F-
00:29:13I am mine.
00:29:19But no matter what I do, some of you people will never accept me into your hearts.
00:29:25Never love me.
00:29:27Never believe in me.
00:29:31And to such heretics I offer.
00:29:33Oblivion.
00:29:34And those who seek to destroy me.
00:29:37You will die the most horrible of deaths, as befits your wickedness.
00:29:42My reign will last forever and when this world is cold and dead, I shall remain.
00:29:51Eternal.
00:29:53God of the ashes.
00:30:03Evening cunts.
00:30:07Daddy's home.
00:30:13William.
00:30:17I was starting to think you weren't going to hold up your end of our deal.
00:30:21Ah.
00:30:26Scotched Earth.
00:30:30Shame about the French one.
00:30:33How's your little science experiment going without him?
00:30:38Let's find out.
00:30:53Myィcki.
00:31:03I'm just trying to find out.
00:31:04I'll find out.
00:31:07Let's get out of here.
00:31:11What can you do?
00:31:13You're not going to do this much.
00:31:14You're not going to do it.
00:31:15You're not going to do this much.
00:31:16What can you do?
00:31:19I wonder who's doing it.
00:31:22Oh, my God.
00:31:51Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. I'm so sorry.
00:31:55Fuck. Fuck. Stay away from me.
00:32:03Say her name.
00:32:09I'm sorry.
00:32:10Shit.
00:32:21Huh.
00:32:23Oh, my God.
00:32:41Barsakhan!
00:32:44No, no, no, no.
00:33:27You little piece of shit.
00:33:41Everyone dies starting with you.
00:33:54The fuck you waiting for now, goddammit?
00:34:10What is wrong?
00:34:27Why not?
00:34:56Why not?
00:34:58It has never been more, girl.
00:35:02It has always been yours.
00:35:31It has never been yours.
00:35:38It has never been yours.
00:36:21It has never been yours.
00:36:51It has never been yours.
00:36:55It has never been yours.
00:37:30It has never been yours.
00:37:37This is for Frenchy.
00:37:55It has never been yours.
00:38:08I'll give you a lot.
00:38:11You can do whatever you want with it.
00:38:13Okay?
00:38:14I'll...
00:38:17Becca!
00:38:18You want your wife back?
00:38:20I'll have your shapeshifter.
00:38:22Beat her.
00:38:24Just tell me.
00:38:26I'll fucking suck your dick, please.
00:38:28I'll do anything.
00:38:30You want me to eat shit?
00:38:31I'll eat your fucking shit.
00:38:33I'll eat your fucking shit.
00:38:35I'll eat your fucking shit.
00:38:35I'll eat your fucking shit.
00:38:36I'll eat your fucking shit.
00:38:36I'll eat your fucking shit.
00:38:38I'll eat your fucking shit.
00:38:39I'll eat your fucking shit.
00:38:41I'll eat your fucking shit.
00:38:42I'll eat your fucking shit.
00:38:43I'll eat your fucking shit.
00:38:44I'll eat your fucking shit.
00:38:45I'll eat your fucking shit.
00:38:46I'll eat your fucking shit.
00:38:48I'll eat your fucking shit.
00:38:57I'll eat your fucking shit.
00:38:58No, you ain't nothing.
00:39:02And this...
00:39:05This is for my beggar.
00:39:07No, no...
00:39:42No, no, no, no...
00:40:06No, no, no.
00:40:11No, no, no, no, no...
00:40:29I got you, kid.
00:40:33Easy, all right?
00:40:39Just take it easy.
00:41:10Confirmed that the shocking footage out of the White House is legitimate.
00:41:14Homelander, the world's most prominent superhero,
00:41:17was killed today after proclaiming himself a so-called god.
00:41:21Oh, I can't .
00:41:23I'll eat your shit on Live TV.
00:41:25And Homelander was deeply unwell.
00:41:28I would like to thank the brave men and women of the CIA
00:41:31who, on my direct orders, dealt with this terrifying threat to democracy.
00:41:36And to those of you speculating, I want to say no.
00:41:40I am not going to resign.
00:41:42I did absolutely nothing wrong.
00:41:44That was former President Ashley Barrett,
00:41:47who, by an unprecedented unanimous vote in Congress,
00:41:50was impeached this afternoon and immediately removed from office.
00:41:54So ends the scandal-plagued tenure of America's first female president.
00:42:00Here you go.
00:42:03My brother.
00:42:05Oh, nice one.
00:42:07Ooh, can I try that?
00:42:09You did good today, kid.
00:42:11Here you go.
00:42:13I just wish...
00:42:14Frenchie could have seen you.
00:42:18He did.
00:42:24Oh, it tastes like dirty cock.
00:42:27Is this so rich men can taste dirty cock?
00:42:29Mm-mm.
00:42:29Mm-mm.
00:42:30Mm-mm.
00:42:31Yeah.
00:42:43Mm-mm.
00:42:44Listen, mate, huh?
00:42:49There ain't nothin' I can say to...
00:42:52that make this any easier.
00:42:55That you'd done what you had to do.
00:42:57You'd done the right thing, Ryan.
00:43:07Anyway...
00:43:07We can put all this shite behind us now.
00:43:11We ain't got no powers no more.
00:43:13We're just...
00:43:15ordinary blokes.
00:43:17They could find somewhere quiet.
00:43:20Start again.
00:43:21Just you, me, and Terra.
00:43:24I reckon your mum would like that.
00:43:30I know what my dad was.
00:43:33And it's better that he's gone.
00:43:37But you're not a good person, either.
00:43:42I didn't choose you over him.
00:43:47I chose myself.
00:43:50I'm sorry, but...
00:43:51I don't want a fresh start with you.
00:43:55I want this to be the end.
00:44:15Well, it's just you and me now, Terra.
00:44:26Terra?
00:44:53That's so...
00:44:53I knew.
00:45:04Your mom should be lying.
00:45:04That's a great thing.
00:45:04That's when possible.
00:45:04OK.
00:45:04Theyокой不意.
00:45:05Well, I guess they've lain.
00:45:05What am I feeling?
00:45:25for too long the worst behavior of superheroes has gone unchecked if my months of imprisonment
00:45:31that homelander's hand has taught me anything it's the need for a complete rethinking of our
00:45:37relationship with superheroes that's why i've agreed to return to vaught as its interim ceo
00:45:44a steady hand is just what our shareholders need in a time of crisis to start the process of
00:45:50rebuilding i believe vaught's greatest most profitable days are ahead of it it's time for
00:45:57vaught to do some listening hey butcher i sorry buddy
00:46:32so
00:46:39so
00:46:45so
00:46:52so
00:47:02so
00:47:11so
00:47:16so
00:47:18so
00:47:19so
00:47:20so
00:47:21so
00:47:48traffic
00:47:50what a fucking army no if you were gonna release the virus you would have done it already
00:47:54unless i'm waiting for all the soup comes to clock in for the day shift
00:48:03not much point shooting spunk until an empty fucking building now is it
00:48:09okay well now i kinda wish i brought an army
00:48:15where's the virus butcher
00:48:19i dumped it in the sprinkler tank
00:48:22frenchies
00:48:23frenchies idea
00:48:25god rest the mad bastard
00:48:29all i gotta do
00:48:31is pull this trigger
00:48:33and it rains kill juice on all 99 floors
00:48:36shit will be worldwide within a couple of days
00:48:38why
00:48:40i mean
00:48:42we already won
00:48:43one
00:48:45no we just gave him a black eye
00:48:48as long as there's vaught there'll be soups and sooner or later some cunt that's already
00:48:52out there becomes the next omelander and you fucking know it
00:48:59no
00:49:02we need to end the whole bloody notion of soups
00:49:10and we need to make it
00:49:13permanent
00:49:15i mean you can see it right
00:49:19this is it this is
00:49:21the moment
00:49:22you drag me through fucking hell
00:49:25for this
00:49:26for now
00:49:29to be your
00:49:32canary
00:49:34or your kessler
00:49:37or
00:49:38or lenny
00:49:40but here's the thing
00:49:41you don't need me for that
00:49:43you never did
00:49:44it's already in you
00:49:45i can see it
00:49:46you might have a broken fucking heart
00:49:48but you have one
00:49:51you are not
00:49:52a monster
00:49:54butcher
00:49:57it just hurts to be human
00:50:03i'm sorry mate
00:50:08superheros
00:50:10are done
00:50:20i can't let you do it
00:50:22let's eat yui
00:50:25and his gun
00:50:27take some big bollocks to pull a trigger on a man
00:50:34i will if i have to
00:50:38nah
00:50:39you ain't got the
00:50:46stay down
00:50:47stay down
00:50:49no
00:50:52no
00:50:53no
00:50:55no
00:50:55no
00:50:55no
00:50:56no
00:50:56no
00:50:57no
00:50:57no
00:50:57no
00:51:06no
00:51:07argh
00:51:07hahaha
00:51:36Gah!
00:52:03I'm sorry.
00:52:05I didn't want it.
00:52:07I didn't want to do that.
00:52:09I'm going to call an ambulance, okay?
00:52:14I wouldn't bother.
00:52:19It's all right, Ewing.
00:52:22I gave you no choice.
00:52:25I wasn't going to stop.
00:52:30All the blood inside I put you through.
00:52:37And none of it made a blind bit of a difference.
00:52:44You stayed yourself.
00:52:47No matter what I've done.
00:53:00I don't know what to do.
00:53:02You don't need to do anything.
00:53:16You really are...
00:53:21that's better, Lenny.
00:53:51I...
00:54:10If you were here, he'd probably give a shit for crying over him, but, I mean, he's
00:54:17dead, so, you know. Fuck him. I mean, he was nothing but flaws and bad choices, but he never
00:54:30gave up hope that he could stop Homelander, and then he actually did it. Love him or hate
00:54:37him, he made the world a safer place, which makes him a hero. And I bet he's in hell.
00:54:47Right now, flashing that smile, and kicking the fuck out of the devil.
00:55:00Yeah, that's it.
00:55:06I think it's good that he's next to my mom.
00:55:11It's where he always wanted to be.
00:55:24Bye.
00:55:25Bye.
00:55:42Huey. Let's go, kid.
00:55:51Are we really about to go to a...
00:55:53Topless Steakhouse in Reno? Yes, we are. I promised.
00:56:03He would have liked us.
00:56:08Definitely.
00:56:33It's nine o'clock on a Saturday.
00:56:38A regular crowd shuffles in.
00:56:41There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.
00:56:59He says, son, can you play me a memory? I'm not really sure how it goes.
00:57:07But it's sad and it's sweet, and I knew it complete, when I wore a younger man's clothes.
00:57:17Sing us a song, you're the piano man. Sing us a song tonight.
00:57:23Well, we're all in the mood for a melody, and you've got us feeling all right.
00:57:32You've got us feeling all right.
00:57:53Hello?
00:57:54Hugh Campbell, it's Bob Singer.
00:57:56Uh, Mr. President, uh, hi.
00:57:59Campbell, the nation owes you and your team a huge debt.
00:58:04But I'm gonna skip all the dick tickling, all right?
00:58:06I certainly wouldn't want the president to tickle my dick, sir.
00:58:10Vought is a clusterfuck right now.
00:58:13All those beat-up nut jobs they cooked up are running loose doing God knows what.
00:58:18So we're putting the Bureau of Soup Affairs back on its feet.
00:58:21We need someone to run it.
00:58:23So what do you say, son? You'll be reporting directly to me.
00:58:26That's, wow, that's, uh, that's an honor, sir. It's just, um, no thank you?
00:58:36No thank you?
00:58:37I really appreciate the offer. It's just I actually have my own startup venture I'm working on.
00:58:44Fucking private sector.
00:58:46Offer stands if you change your mind.
00:58:55Okay, got you ginger beer, ginger candies, and saltines.
00:59:04Saltines. Give me the saltines.
00:59:06So, what'd I miss?
00:59:09I puked. Um, and then I had to pee.
00:59:12But I got there a little bit too late, and then I puked again.
00:59:14And then my mom called.
00:59:16And I assume that was the worst part.
00:59:18She spent 30 minutes straight just bitching about us not getting married.
00:59:21Look, we can go down to the courthouse right now if that's what you really want.
00:59:25No, no I can't because these are the only shoes that fit me.
00:59:30Hey.
00:59:32I would 100% marry you in those.
00:59:41There's construction on the parkway. Backup's gonna be a minute. You feeling up to it?
00:59:45Yeah, but I'm not changing my shoes.
00:59:56Take care of your mom, Robin.
01:00:01Sing us a song, you're the piano man.
01:00:05Sing us a song tonight.
01:00:08Well, we're all in the mood for a melody.
01:00:12And you've got us feeling all right.
01:00:16And you've got us feeling all right.
01:00:42Don't you have gone from my life?
01:00:45You said that it would.
01:00:47Now everything should be all right.
01:00:53She says,
01:00:55I'm okay.
01:00:57I'm all right.
01:00:59Don't you have gone from my life?
01:01:03You said that it would.
01:01:05Now everything should be all right.
01:01:11Yeah, it should be all right.
01:01:32Hey, up there, up there.
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