SpiderNoir Episode 7 Engsub

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00:08I'm leaving town.

00:09I'll be damned.

00:10It's Kat, isn't it?

00:12I'm really happy for you.

00:13I know about Winston.

00:15I know you set him up.

00:16And I know you did it for her.

00:17I didn't tell the boss because he would have killed the both of you.

00:19Every four years, I decide who sits in that chair.

00:23You just move on to the next guy and expect me to go quietly?

00:26My mutation is aging me at a dog's clip.

00:29Dr. Faber is my last chance to survive.

00:33Where am I?

00:34My private laboratory.

00:35This will all be a lot easier if you calm down and let me do my work.

00:39I believe that whatever process that allowed the mutation to stabilize within your body

00:43can be retrofitted to fully cure the other mutations.

00:49She's quite beautiful.

00:51The one who told me how to find you.

00:53Kat, I'm curious that now, if there are others like them.

00:57My God.

00:57These men was our comrades.

01:02Nothing here for us.

01:03Would you want to be cured?

01:05I was never a hero.

01:06I only did it for the thrill.

01:08Maybe you weren't then.

01:10But there's still time for you to become one.

01:30Flange, please.

01:31Stay away!

01:46What's left for us here?

01:49Ruby's gone.

01:50Flint's past helping.

01:51We're chasing ghosts.

01:53Or you and I could have something.

01:55If I tell you,

01:57do you promise you won't hurt him?

02:09I need a drink.

02:12Loody irony.

02:15A man controls the flow of alcohol for a city of seven million souls.

02:19And yet, my trout is as dry as a camel's hole in a sandstorm.

02:23What happened at the lab?

02:25Find anything interesting?

02:27Yeah.

02:28A lot of dead soldiers.

02:30Some of them old friends.

02:34The good doctor was making freaks in her basement.

02:38God damn abomination, if you ask me.

02:43That's all?

02:46She had nothing but a bunch of meat in big jars.

02:49So we burnt the place down.

02:52You burnt the place down?

02:53To the goddamn ground.

02:56What do you care?

03:01You're right.

03:02Why would I care about a mad scientist killing veterans?

03:05I'm just a pretty girl who likes to sing and dance.

03:08Well, I often wish you were.

03:10No, you don't.

03:11You'd have been bored of me after six months.

03:18Another round?

03:19It was the king lady's sister.

03:26What's the point?

03:27You drink the best whiskey,

03:29drive the best car,

03:31own the best club.

03:33What are you fighting for?

03:36Fighting is the point.

03:39So I'll give the whiskey its taste.

03:43Use that club its danger.

03:46If anything,

03:47I owe the mayor a debt of gratitude.

03:50I'll be sure to send flowers to his grave

03:52when I bury the bastard.

03:56Well, you boys have work to do.

03:58With the doctor out of the picture,

04:00we know the score.

04:01It's the three of you to the mayor's one.

04:02So go forth and maraud.

04:06Make some mischief and mayhem.

04:08Raid the mayor's piggy bank.

04:10Buy voters for Hudson.

04:12It's time to show that prick of a politician

04:14who's really in charge.

04:20You love it.

04:21You know what you do.

04:33The color's fading from the photograph.

04:36I could tell the story,

04:38but still you wouldn't know the hell.

04:41This love was brought to life from shots of glass.

04:44When you kiss me,

04:45there's a shifting in the sepia tone.

04:48Can't escape the madness, baby.

04:50Magnetism run away,

04:52but something pulls me back into it.

04:55Lately, I've been staring at a broken mirror.

04:58Needing someone to come out.

05:01Hey, lover,

05:04I need someone to save me now.

05:08For all the pain I suffer.

05:11Ain't that anyone that wears me now?

05:15Cause now all makes me

05:18is better to taste.

05:21But you can be my saving grace.

05:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

06:00Oh, oh, oh, oh.

06:06Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

06:07You see, now this, this is a nice establishment.

06:14Oh, no.

06:16Oh, no, it's the boys in blue.

06:18Oh, no.

06:22Hey, you seeing this shit?

06:26Now, folks, usually I would apologize for such a disturbance.

06:30But this is most likely the greatest day of your pathetic and miserable little lives

06:40What no applause

06:51You're the one in charge

06:57Anybody home

07:01Mr. Mobile is the head of this office, but I can help you with whatever you need

07:07I'm sure you can honey. Hey, hey relax

07:13We're just getting in the character ain't that right Alice Alice, and you don't scare me. Oh, I should

07:19Okay Alice

07:25Now if you wouldn't mind showing us where the mayor keeps all his dough that would be much appreciated

07:37Hey Alice, you know the deal nobody's supposed to be back. Don't blame Alice. This was our idea

07:45Come on looky looky

07:47You don't mind if we take some of these things do you? No?

07:51Good

07:52We're gonna spread the wealth to the people of New York

07:55Hey dirt

07:56Let's go to work

07:57Oh, and um when you see him tell our illustrious friend Morris tell him silvermane sends his regards

08:09Thank you very much

08:13Bye-bye

08:17Are you scared?

08:20Yes, you are

08:22Yes, you are

08:28Come in

08:32You took my boss and my business. What'd you forget?

08:36I'm just messing around

08:39Happy for both of you. Genuinely

08:43What's wrong?

08:44Have you seen him?

08:46What do you what do you mean he's meant to be with you?

08:49He never showed

08:49What?

08:51It's been days

08:53And you're only just now looking for him well, I don't know how it is with you

08:59But when men stand me up, I don't usually go about it. Yeah, say less

09:06You want a drink?

09:07There's probably a bottle still floating around somewhere. No, thank you

09:14When was the last time you heard from him?

09:15Uh, Saturday afternoon

09:18He showed up with an envelope full of cash

09:21That's what?

09:25It's just

09:27Ben's not exactly loose with his money. You're saying he's frugal?

09:31I'm saying it's not like him to dump a fistful of cash on my lap unless he really thought it

09:35through

09:36Then get cold feet

09:40No

09:43You know

09:43Now you wouldn't be here if that's what you thought was going on

09:46You're too proud for that

09:49So who is it?

09:52Silvermane?

09:53Morris?

09:54The doctor? Stop me anytime if I'm getting warm

09:56Your hands on the stove, but I don't know any more than that

10:06The Daily Bugle, please. Robbie Robertson

10:10And he can call or leave word in any way shape or form

10:14Yes, tell him Janet called, he'll know how to reach me

10:16Okay, thanks

10:21Listen, he's like a cat

10:27If you hear anything, you can reach me at the alcove

10:30Okay?

10:31Thank you

10:32Sure

10:43Damn it Ben, where are you?

10:46The Daily Bugle, please

10:48The Daily Bugle, please

11:01No

11:02No

11:03That's because they don't have any

11:05They're on a hydraulic system

11:07Shooting fluid to move their legs, as it were

11:10Their appendages are rather like straws and variable party whistles

11:16Yeah

11:20Well, she ain't love me

11:22That's okay

11:24Nobody has to love anybody, but to go behind my back like that

11:29With the doctor

11:30What the hell was that?

11:31I mean, that's worse than a betrayal

11:34That's adding insult to injury

11:40But Amen, I digress

11:42Because right here in the palm of my hand

11:46I hold the antidote to all of my problems

11:50Yeah, well, you ain't the first one to figure that one out, pal

11:53That's kind of how we stay in business

11:54Keep them coming, Amen

12:00There you go

12:18They're using my campaign money to fund my god damn opponent

12:23Please, help me to understand how a thing like this could happen

12:28I mean, give me something, anything

12:30Anything that enlightens me as to how it is that you're letting Silvermane run roughshod all over my city

12:37You mean other than the fact that he's got three guys on his side that can't be subdued by ordinary

12:42means?

12:43Two of my cops tried and got electrocuted

12:45Does that enlighten you, man?

12:51Fine

12:51You know what?

12:52It's done

12:53That's in the past

12:54But what I want to know is what you plan on doing about it now

12:59You're the goddamn chief of police

13:02And if you can't fix this, I will find someone who can

13:06Frankly, Mayor

13:08I don't think you're gonna be in the position much longer to do anything about it

13:15Are you threatening me?

13:18Take it however you like

13:21But without the spider

13:23You're a three-legged horse running in quicksand

13:27If he's such a good friend of yours

13:30Now's the time to ring him up

13:42Come on, come on

13:46That was wild

13:47How much did we get?

13:48At least $100, maybe $2

13:50Look at this

13:52Should I even ask?

13:53Nope

13:54You should've seen the name

13:55Two of them supers are standing in the corner

13:58Throwing him in the air

13:59Vote for Hudson, they're shouting

14:01Vote for Hudson

14:02Fellow, you keep chugging bills in there

14:03I'm gonna vote for the devil himself

14:05They ripped off Morris' campaign war chest

14:07And not a cop in sight

14:08What about the spider?

14:09The spider?

14:10Yeah, right

14:12Let's not hold a breath for that one

14:15What the hell is that supposed to mean?

14:17I mean, have you seen him?

14:19He looks like my mom after 10 loads of laundry

14:22I don't know what he's been up to for the past half a decade

14:25But the years haven't been good to him, I'm telling you

14:27He wasn't that great to begin with

14:29I didn't miss him

14:30He probably just came back to get his picture in the papers again

14:33He never missed a photo op, that's for sure

14:35That guy loves the spotlight more than Morris

14:37He may have missed the spotlight, but he didn't miss the field

14:40Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe the spider is a guy like anyone else

14:44You ever think about that?

14:46You ever wonder what his problems were?

14:49He's swinging around burning buildings, saving people

14:52Do you ever think he feels the heat?

14:54Or gets sad?

14:56Or tired?

14:57Or lonely?

15:07Jesus

15:07Where the hell did you find this guy?

15:09Oh, whoa, it's me, I'm the spider

15:12Why it was so hard?

15:14Oh, look at me on my little mask

15:16Hey, mommy, I'm a big boy

15:18Goodbye

15:21I'm a big boy

15:23I'm a big boy

15:26I'm a big boy

15:32I'm a big boy

15:33I'm a big boy

15:34I'm a big boy

15:35I'm a big boy

15:36I'm a big boy

15:37I'm a big boy

15:38I'm a big boy

15:42I'm a big boy

15:46I'm a big boy

15:54Hey, you're... you're the spider!

16:11You like that, huh?

16:17We...

16:18Sway with me along

16:21When we dance, clap away with you

16:25Stay with me, Sway with you

16:29Other dancers may be on the floor

16:34Dear, but my eyes will see only you

16:38Only you have that magic techie

16:42When we square-eye throw

16:47They're pummeling them all, and they're just pummeling it.

16:50You've got to wonder if they left something in the tank for today.

16:57I can hear the sound of violins.

17:01Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire.

17:14Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire,

17:24fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire,

17:26fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire

17:48Oh, shit.

17:49What the hell are you doing?

17:51China's got me looking all over the city for you.

17:56I'm drinking.

17:57What's her look like?

17:59Come on.

17:59Let's go.

18:00You shouldn't be in here like this.

18:01Well, you don't want the spider here.

18:04They don't want the spider.

18:06And guess what?

18:07I don't want the spider anywhere.

18:09But you know what?

18:11I can remedy that.

18:15What is that?

18:16It's a little concoction.

18:18Faber cooked up.

18:20Churned supers into run-of-the-mill schmucks.

18:23Like these clowns.

18:29What the hell are you doing?

18:30Caring myself.

18:31Who the hell are you?

18:32Hey!

18:33Give it back.

18:34No.

18:35Give it back, Robbie.

18:37Now.

18:38No.

18:40And I know that even in the state that you're in,

18:43if you felt right about drinking this,

18:45you would have taken it from me and finished it by now.

18:49All right.

18:50All right.

18:51All right.

18:53Let's go.

18:57And so, the lady, Judas, betrayed me.

19:05That's a tough one, man.

19:06I'm sorry.

19:09What about everyone else?

19:12What about everyone else?

19:15The rest of New York.

19:17You fell for a woman and she didn't fall back.

19:20Not sure why that means that the whole city should lose the one guy who can help them.

19:24Why should I care?

19:26I've risked my life for them for years, and the second I don't do exactly what they say,

19:33they hate me for it.

19:35I never hated you for it.

19:38When you quit, I lost everything, and I never asked you to come back.

19:43You see, you were my friend, and I understood the price you were paying to be a hero.

19:49Maybe I had it all wrong.

19:50Maybe you did it to be praised.

19:53Some hero.

19:55I am so impressed.

19:56I-I-I didn't do it to be a hero.

20:00I did it because at the time, it made me feel good, but it doesn't anymore, okay?

20:06Well, then maybe you should think about why it made you feel good.

20:10And then answer this question.

20:12Will you sleep better if you take the antidote after having done nothing,

20:16or if you take it after you've helped cure Lonnie and Flint?

20:20You see, those men are soldiers just like you.

20:23Men who are suffering just like you.

20:26But unlike you, those men are gonna die.

20:31So what makes you deserve this antidote any more than they do?

20:34And what makes your life more important than those assholes at the bar?

20:40There's a blood feud going on between Silvermane and Morris.

20:43People are gonna die.

20:46But I guess they're not worth saving because they don't make you feel good anymore.

20:55So if you're gonna take this just to be the same Ben you've been for the past five years,

20:58then I'll be honest.

21:01I don't really want to be around for that.

21:04Come on.

21:04You've been in a hole ever since Ruby died, and you've never stopped digging.

21:09This is your chance to put that shovel down.

21:15You couldn't save Ruby because you didn't know.

21:18This time, you have a choice.

21:21You just have to make it.

21:34Oh my god, where have you been?

21:36He's drunk.

21:37That looks like shit.

21:38I know.

21:40Wait.

21:42Are you yellow?

21:44What do you mean yellow?

21:45You mean like a coward?

21:47No, like a banana.

21:48What the hell happened to him?

21:50Well, you see, Janet, first cat double-crossed me,

21:54then an old man named Ogden drugged me

21:56and took me to see Dr. Faber, who sliced me open and cut up my guts.

22:00Oh, and the old man was actually Faber's son, but she cured him.

22:05She made him young again.

22:07Then Silvermane and his goons turned up.

22:10I escaped.

22:11They tore us the laboratory, and I got plastered.

22:15And you beat up some guys in a bar.

22:16And I beat up some guys in a bar.

22:19Why did Faber kidnap Ben?

22:21Uh, because I'm the spider.

22:28Oopsie poopsie.

22:29I shouldn't have told you that.

22:31You already did tell me that.

22:35Ah!

22:38I'm a spider, Janet.

22:41I'm a spider.

22:47The spider's busy, Janet.

22:50Can't you see that the spider's busy?

22:53Fuck him.

22:54Loving one who loves you, and then taking that vow.

23:01Nice work.

23:03I'm your spider.

23:04Be my spider.

23:07To be real.

23:14You knew.

23:17And you knew that she knew.

23:19What, you're going to get mad about us keeping secrets?

23:22Well, maybe you should have told me that.

23:27I figured you'd worry less if you didn't know I knew.

23:31Plus, it's not like you've been very spidery lately.

23:41What's that for?

23:45What's that for?

23:55Well, are you aware of this the first time I saw you?

24:02I can't believe you remember that.

24:05I remember a lot of things.

24:06Well, do you remember how shy you were at first?

24:10How it took you a year just to say hello to me?

24:12Well, I wasn't shy.

24:14I was scared.

24:18There wasn't a single German in the war who scared me as much as you did.

24:23That's ridiculous.

24:24Well, that's the truth.

24:25Before you, I didn't think women like you even existed.

24:30Tell me more.

24:32Yeah.

24:35I don't know.

24:38You know, beautiful women, you see them around.

24:41Smart women, too.

24:42Tough ones.

24:44Talented ones.

24:45Classy.

24:46Sexy.

24:47Funny.

24:48Confident.

24:50Determined.

24:53But all of it, all at once, Sid.

24:57I didn't think that would ever happen.

25:00And then there you were.

25:02And then for you to pick me out of all the men in the war.

25:05For you to see something in me that I couldn't even see in myself.

25:09And do you know why I let you in?

25:15I don't know.

25:17Because anyone could see the good in me.

25:21But you knew I could also be mean.

25:24And angry.

25:25And cold.

25:27You loved me at my worst.

25:30And you pushed me to be better.

25:34I love you.

25:36Why can't you get that through your head?

25:40Don't you get it?

25:42I do believe you.

25:45But there's no coming back from this.

25:47You can't touch the sun and then come back down to earth again.

25:51It's life.

25:54It's got no taste now.

25:55It's got no feel.

25:57Without you.

25:58But I'm right here.

26:00Yeah.

26:00I'm standing right in front of you.

26:02And I'm long gone.

26:03We went to the doctor's lab.

26:06We saw the truth.

26:08There's no way out.

26:09There was never going to be a way out.

26:10You don't know that.

26:12Listen.

26:13Stop.

26:15I don't care if I die.

26:16No.

26:17That's not what hurt me.

26:19What hurt me is that you couldn't even wait for the dirt to hit my casket before you went off

26:23with that private dick.

26:26You took him to the old theater, where I saw you for the very first time, wearing this very dress.

26:35Yeah.

26:45I ain't going to tell Silvermane, but he's smart.

26:49He's going to find out what you did eventually.

26:53And I can't protect you when I'm dead.

27:06I'll have to stick them all.

27:10Once they're free and clear, it'll be my turn.

27:13Well, that's a plan.

27:14Yeah, a terrible plan.

27:16Thanks for the confidence.

27:17I think it's a great plan.

27:18What do you want us to say?

27:20Nothing.

27:20I just want you to know that this is the end of the story.

27:24No more sick veterans.

27:26No more suffering.

27:31No more spider.

27:37You thought this over?

27:41For a long time.

27:45You're a good man, Ben Riley.

27:47You are.

27:49Look at you.

27:50You're helping people again.

27:51That's not why I'm doing it.

27:53Then why are you?

27:58Because with no power, there's no responsibility.

28:02Ladies and gentlemen, we have more breaking news to report.

28:05We have just learned that the Silvermane gang is still at it.

28:08This time in Harlem, where they've been seen pillaging a police warehouse,

28:12stealing back all the confiscated hoots from Morris' big sting operation.

28:16And the cops are standing around doing nothing.

28:18Who's in charge of the city in the morning?

28:22Harlem.

28:23Say, do me a favor.

28:25Just let me talk to you before you swoop in and make it a fight.

28:30You think I want to fight?

28:31Look at me wrong.

28:36Take a bottle on your way out and vote for Hudson.

28:40Vote for Hudson and Silvermane.

28:42Vote for Hudson.

28:43Vote for Hudson.

28:47Vote for Hudson.

28:48Thanks, man.

28:49Come on.

28:50You're welcome.

28:51Silvermane.

28:51What, you a child?

28:52Take it.

28:53Take it.

28:54Go.

28:55Go.

28:56Get out.

28:58Alani.

28:59I just want to talk.

29:01Say good breath.

29:02I've picked my side.

29:03This is how it is now.

29:05But why?

29:06What are you getting from all this?

29:09The soft day.

29:11Hot meals.

29:12More than I've had in a long time.

29:14And since I ain't got much of that left,

29:17I'm going to enjoy whatever it is I do have.

29:19Come on, Alani.

29:21Come on, man.

29:22I know you better than this, brother.

29:24This ain't...

29:25Back off!

29:28Whatever your angle is.

29:30Come on, Alani.

29:31Come on, Alani.

29:35Alani.

29:36Robby's just trying to help you.

29:38I'm trying to help you, too.

29:40This doesn't have to be a fight.

29:42Well, it's gonna be.

29:44Okay?

29:45Not the response I was looking for.

30:06You trying to hurt me?

30:07You should know I live for the pain.

30:09I eat it up.

30:33Uh-oh.

30:41No!

30:43No!

30:47Yeah!

30:55No!

30:58No!

30:59No!

31:01No!

31:04You should have just let me be.

31:13Hey! Hey!

31:16Hey!

31:17Hey!

31:35You're so tough now, are you?

31:44Oh, no, no, no, not now. Come on, come on.

32:02Get in!

32:04Come on!

32:04Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!

32:27Wanna know why I'm helping you out?

32:29Mm-hmm.

32:31I owed you one.

32:33Now we even.

32:37What about him?

32:41We don't have time to get into all that.

32:43We gotta ditch the car and get him somewhere safe.

32:46We'll take him back to my place.

33:01Let's go, let's go.

33:04Let's go.

33:05Let's go.

33:07Let's go.

33:11Let's go.

33:12Shouldn't we get him a doctor?

33:15Or a priest?

33:17He just needs to rest.

33:23Oh, no. Are we still fighting?

33:26No. We're good.

33:29What's happening?

33:31We are at my place.

33:32You need to rest.

33:35I can't. I need to rest.

33:41Who is he?

33:45He's just a guy.

33:48Why'd he do it?

33:50Why'd he risk his life trying to help me?

33:54He was trying to save me.

33:56I almost killed him.

33:58Because despite what he wants everyone to believe,

34:03he's a good person.

34:18What the hell is that?

34:20I don't know.

34:22But I know who's gonna wanna know.

34:31Son of a bitch.

34:35Ah, shit!

34:39Mr. Mayor, the police chief is on his way.

34:42He's got news.

34:43Who cares?

34:49So, where are you gonna go?

34:51I don't know.

34:54My mom's always wanted to see Niagara Falls.

34:58Sounds as good a place as any.

34:59Mm-hmm.

35:00You like maple syrup?

35:01As much as the next guy.

35:02Yeah.

35:06So, listen.

35:07I wish I could do more.

35:08I'm good.

35:11Yes, you are.

35:18We're good.

35:20Everything you've done for me.

35:22Not a lot of guys that have went through the trouble.

35:26And everything you did to get your job back at the Bugle,

35:30I hope they understand what you're worth.

35:33This city needs men like you

35:36just as much as it needs a guy like him.

35:41Brother.

35:43My man.

36:11Something needs to be taken tanking.

36:12You see he's gone now.

36:15He hasn't been looking forateur ya saludable.

36:15He didn't even want your ochre inside yet.

36:15In the meantime.

36:16He's going to be a Arab man.

36:17No way, why?

36:18I'm not going to draw and drink it here all the time.

36:34When?

36:35A few hours ago.

36:37Which one?

36:39Lonnie Lincoln.

36:41Is this true?

36:42We lost Lonnie.

36:44That's right.

36:45We've seen it with our own four eyes.

36:48How?

36:49The spider showed up out of nowhere.

36:52The spider was there?

36:53The spider?

36:54Lonnie was going to kill him dead until that reporter jumped in and jabbed him or something.

37:00Jabbed him or what?

37:02I have some goddamn specificity when you talk to me.

37:08Stuck him with one of these.

37:11Right in the eye.

37:12Whatever it is, brought the big fella down.

37:15Had him on his hands and knees, sobbing like a baby.

37:18Raise out the written troubles of the brain.

37:21And with some sweet, oblivious antidote, cleanse the stuffed bosom of that perilous stuff which weighs upon the heart.

37:36Looks like the good doctor wasn't so crazy after all.

37:40So Faber managed to give some of that stuff to the spider.

37:43What are we going to do, boss?

37:48What are you thinking?

37:49We'll tell you what we're going to do.

37:51We are going to find a spider.

37:54Get me Ben Reilly.

38:13We'll tell you what we're going to do.

38:38We'll tell you what we're going to do.

38:39We'll tell you what we're going to do.

38:40We'll tell you what we're going to do.

38:41We'll tell you what we're going to do.

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38:43We'll tell you what we're going to do.

38:44We'll tell you what we're going to do.

38:45We'll tell you what we're going to do.

38:46We'll tell you what we're going to do.

38:49We'll tell you what we're going to do.

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