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Blankety Blank 2021 - Season 5 Episode 5 - Julian Clary, Sophie Willan, Harry Pinero, Liza Tarbuck, Judi Love, Tom Allen
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00:00Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank
00:02Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank
00:04Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank
00:07Appearing tonight on Blankety Blank is
00:10Julian Clary
00:13Lisa Tarbuck
00:15Tom Allen
00:17Judy Love
00:21Sophie Willen
00:22and Harry Pinero
00:25Please welcome your host, it's me, Bradley Walsh
00:35Thank you. Thank you so much. Hello and welcome to Blankety Blank,
00:41the show that's been through more facelifts than our celebrities.
00:45Let's read it again. Hello, celebrities! Lovely to see you.
00:49First thing I've got to ask, do any of you know each other,
00:51worked with each other? Well, I've been in the same room as Tom before.
00:55LAUGHTER
00:57Jennifer Saunders dressing room at the Palladium.
00:59Oh, yes, that is a good name. Of course, a Christmas show, absolutely.
01:03But we've never worked together. No.
01:04I think because they don't normally let gays work together.
01:07LAUGHTER
01:08Unless it's on an aeroplane.
01:12Harry? I was on Cooking with the Stars with Tom.
01:14Yeah. Amazing. Yes.
01:17Kicks me out in the first round, though.
01:18LAUGHTER
01:19Well, I'm quite a matter of what a knee.
01:20I mean, I know.
01:21Tom does get about, cos... I know Tom as well.
01:25Yeah. We just get about.
01:26And we discovered today, you know, you have them boring chats in dressing room,
01:29right, that we're both, like, soft, cheap mattresses.
01:32That's it.
01:33LAUGHTER
01:34True.
01:35Judy, do you know you're the only one out of everyone that's ever been on
01:40that's done every single series of mine?
01:42Oh, my gosh. Thank you for having me.
01:44You really have. And do you know how you've done on the shows?
01:47Yeah, like, we don't need to go into that.
01:49LAUGHTER
01:50OK, let's bring on tonight's first pair of blankety-blankos.
02:06OK, do you know each other?
02:11Yeah, we're just black.
02:12LAUGHTER
02:13That's it. Simple.
02:14That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
02:19That's it, that's it, that's it.
02:20Literally, that's my brother.
02:21Yeah, OK.
02:22Don't know his surname, but that's it.
02:24It's what we do.
02:25Yeah, yeah.
02:25I'll see you.
02:26Welcome, welcome, welcome.
02:28Jane, tell us a bit about yourself.
02:29Go on.
02:30So, I'm Jane, I'm from Leeds, I'm just...
02:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:35Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
02:37Let's look put up with that all day.
02:38When someone mentions this out, let's not cheer and go mad.
02:40Just go, yeah, lovely, thank you.
02:43LAUGHTER
02:43OK, I'll start again, then.
02:44I'm Jane, and I'm from Leeds.
02:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:50Whoo!
02:51All right, OK, carry on.
02:53Tell them a bit about yourself.
02:54Erm, I've got a husband, a long-suffering husband...
02:58Called?
02:58Called David, and we've been together 38 years.
03:02Well, do you want to know the secret of a long and happy marriage?
03:04Not particularly, but you're going to tell us anyway.
03:07LAUGHTER
03:08LAUGHTER
03:11It's something that your wife does, actually,
03:13and you do a lot. What? What's that?
03:14Work away from home.
03:17I'm only in Maidstone, we live in Epping.
03:20LAUGHTER
03:20It's an hour.
03:22That's enough.
03:23If you were to win a prize today, what would you like it to be?
03:27I'd like it to be a world cruise...
03:30..with Dave.
03:31LAUGHTER
03:32Babe, you know what show this is, don't you?
03:34LAUGHTER
03:35I thought they might have upped the prizes since last series.
03:39The closest thing you'll get is a Monopoly board, babe.
03:42LAUGHTER
03:43Travel around that on a ship.
03:44Well, all right.
03:45Jane, everybody, there you go.
03:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:48All right.
03:49And we'd like to welcome Sammy to the show, everyone.
03:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:53Tell us a bit about yourself.
03:55What do you do, where you're from?
03:56Go, Sammy.
03:57Ipswich, 24.
03:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:00Come on!
04:01Ipswich!
04:04Ipswich!
04:05What do you do in Ipswich?
04:07I'm a personal trainer.
04:07I can tell that.
04:09You work out.
04:09Yeah, I'm a personal trainer.
04:11You know what I mean?
04:11Vives.
04:13Sweet.
04:14LAUGHTER
04:17Right.
04:17If you were to win a prize, Sammy, what would you like to do with it?
04:20I mean, not what would you like to do with it.
04:22LAUGHTER
04:24What would you...
04:25What would you want to win on blanksby blank?
04:27Recently got engaged.
04:28I won a holiday to celebrate me and my missus getting engaged.
04:32Yeah.
04:32Nice holiday, somewhere hot.
04:33Well, we hope...
04:34We hope that...
04:35We got no chance.
04:36LAUGHTER
04:37OK.
04:38Please, put your hands together.
04:40Jane and Sammy, everyone!
04:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:42Right.
04:43All you've got to do is match the missing blank with our celebrities,
04:46the one with the most matches, plays the Super Match Game,
04:49where the top prize on offer is a Wi-Fi-enabled washing machine.
04:54And not only that, we're throwing in a collapsible laundry basket!
04:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:00And that is an all, by the way.
05:02You can then go on to the grand final for an even bigger prize.
05:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:08Jane, you're going first.
05:09Would you like A or B?
05:11Remembering, of course, that some are more tricky than the others.
05:13What would you like?
05:14I'll go for B, please.
05:16B, OK.
05:16There it is.
05:17B it is.
05:18Right, everyone ready?
05:18Here we go.
05:19A genie granted me three wishes.
05:23One was to host Blankety Blank,
05:25two was to win a British Soap Award,
05:29and three was to have a lifetime supply of blanks.
05:33All right?
05:34Write down what you think of D.
05:36A genie granted me three wishes,
05:37one was to host Blankety Blank,
05:39two was to win a British Soap Award,
05:40and three was to have a lifetime supply of blanks.
05:44Tom, put your light on, mate.
05:46Tom.
05:47OK, here we go.
05:48Right.
05:48Are you ready, Jane?
05:50Yes, this is rubbish.
05:51OK.
05:52A genie granted me three wishes, don't you know?
05:54One was to host Blankety Blank,
05:56two was to win a British Soap Award,
05:57and three was to have a lifetime supply of...
06:01TV quiz shows.
06:03Oh!
06:04Wow!
06:06Yeah, good.
06:07It's good.
06:08It's good, that.
06:09It's good, that.
06:10Right, let's see who matches that.
06:12Julian, Claren.
06:13Well, I couldn't think of anything at all.
06:15I thought of what I might like a lifetime supply of.
06:21Shall I hold it up?
06:23That's great.
06:23Go on.
06:25Wishes.
06:26BUZZER
06:27BUZZER
06:30BUZZER
06:45BUZZER
06:45Same again.
06:47Wishes.
06:47Oh!
06:49Harry?
06:50Hair dye.
06:51Hair dye?
06:53You never know.
06:54You never know.
06:56Sammy, you'll go, mate.
06:57Julian Clary.
07:00Julian Clary got in trouble at a posh media do.
07:05Blanking during the drinks was not appreciated.
07:09Sammy?
07:10Julian Clary.
07:12Julian Clary got in trouble at a posh media do.
07:15Forgive me.
07:16Blanking during the drinks was not appreciated.
07:36All right, I've got a reason behind this.
07:39Sleeping.
07:40All right, hear me out.
07:41Hang on.
07:41Have you put sleeping?
07:42Yeah.
07:43That says slepping.
07:44Oh.
07:47Julian, what did you do?
07:48You'll kick yourself when you hear this, Sammy.
07:53MINCING!
07:54Oh, yes!
07:56Great answer.
07:57Great answer.
07:59OK, Lisa T.
08:00What have you put?
08:02Watching telly.
08:04Yeah.
08:04Oh, yeah.
08:05I couldn't think of a thing.
08:07Tom, what was he doing?
08:08Double dipping.
08:09Yeah!
08:09Very good.
08:11We've all done it.
08:12When the dip's great, you just want to go back in.
08:15Too deep.
08:16Singing.
08:17Oh.
08:19It's similar, I think, to mincing in a way.
08:22Rhythmic.
08:23And it's movement.
08:24Twerking.
08:25Ooh.
08:26Nice.
08:27Nice.
08:27Yeah, not with my back trouble.
08:28No, no, not with my back trouble.
08:30Harry?
08:31Yeah, for him.
08:32Hi.
08:32Plain and simple.
08:34OK, so we'll go Sammy first because it's a nil all.
08:38We're going again.
08:39A or B, Sammy?
08:40A for Arsenal.
08:42A local zoo ran out of zebras and didn't have any horses.
08:46So they panicked and painted a blank.
08:51You are.
08:53The local zoo ran out of zebras.
08:56Mm.
08:57And didn't have any horses.
08:58So they panicked and painted a blank.
09:01Well, you might as well say the local zoo didn't have any zebras or horses.
09:05So they painted a blank.
09:08Saved a bit of energy.
09:10I know, I'm sorry, Julian, but that's what it says on a card.
09:14OK, lights on.
09:15I'm lit.
09:15Right, here we go.
09:16And do you know, the local zoo, the local zoo ran out of zebras and horses.
09:21So they panicked because they didn't have any zebras and painted a blank, Sammy.
09:26A donkey.
09:27Yay!
09:28Oh!
09:29Good job.
09:30Good job.
09:30Good job.
09:31Good job.
09:33So they panicked and painted, Julian.
09:36I was close.
09:37Cow.
09:38Oh, yeah.
09:39Close.
09:39Painted, Lisa.
09:40A snake.
09:42My life's flashing before my eyes.
09:45Tom.
09:46Hippo.
09:47Could be.
09:48Could be.
09:48They'd have one of those in a zoo, wouldn't they?
09:49Judy, they panicked and painted a...
09:52White dog.
09:53Oh, what?
09:58You couldn't make this up, could you?
10:01Sophie.
10:03Cow.
10:04OK, Harry, what have you put?
10:05Bring some sanity to it.
10:06Cow.
10:07Yes.
10:08Jane, you're not going to believe this.
10:09You only need one.
10:12Right, here we go.
10:12Here's a tip.
10:14If you ever want to appear intelligent, just pretend you know a lot about
10:19blank.
10:26Lights on when you are done, Judy.
10:28That's well done, Sophie, when you're ready.
10:30Am I ready?
10:30I don't know.
10:31Yeah, very good.
10:31OK, here we go.
10:32Here's a tip, Jane.
10:33If you ever want to appear intelligent, just pretend you know a lot about...
10:38Literature.
10:39Literature.
10:40Oh, no.
10:41Literature.
10:41OK, you only need the one.
10:43So let's go to a tiebreaker straight away.
10:48Julian Cleary.
10:48Pretend you know a lot about...
10:51Lesbians.
10:53But there were plenty in literature.
10:56Lisa.
10:57Arts.
10:58Tom Allen.
10:59Anne Boleyn.
11:02Judy.
11:03The News.
11:04The News.
11:05Sophie.
11:07Chinese horoscopes or algebra.
11:11Only Harry Pinero stands between you and a place at the Supermax.
11:15Come on, Harry.
11:16I thought about you.
11:17Meats.
11:18Ah!
11:19Oh, that's a great one.
11:21All right.
11:22That bings that round to a grinding halt.
11:24A full stop.
11:26Have we laughed?
11:27Guess what, folks?
11:28We've got a tiebreaker!
11:30Come on!
11:33I am going to...
11:36I am going to give you a common phrase.
11:38That is a missing blank.
11:39You need to both write down what you think that blank could be.
11:43Then I'll ask the celebrities the same question.
11:45The first player to match goes through to the Supermatch game.
11:48All right, here we go.
11:51Potato blank.
11:52Write this down, you two.
11:53Oh!
11:54Potato blank.
11:55Keep it to yourself.
11:56Don't show each other.
11:57Brad, what happens if neither of them get this, though?
12:00We'll do it again.
12:02It's just that I have some dinner reservations.
12:05I'm having a nice time, but I didn't want it to drag on much longer.
12:09OK, here we go.
12:10So, Julian.
12:11Potato.
12:12Peeler.
12:13Potato peeler.
12:15Tarby.
12:15Potato.
12:16Head.
12:17Ooh!
12:19Tom Allen.
12:19Potato.
12:20Fries.
12:21Ooh!
12:22Julie Love.
12:23Potato.
12:24Chips.
12:25Yes!
12:25Yes!
12:26Woo!
12:29Julie, I love you!
12:31OK.
12:32Jane, you're free to the Supermatch.
12:33Come and join me, please.
12:35Sammy, Headfoot and Bash.
12:36Yeah.
12:40I've got to say thank you to Sammy, everyone, as well.
12:43You can't wait with a blank if you don't.
12:45Checkbook and pen, everyone.
12:46Thank you so much.
12:48APPLAUSE
12:50Supermatch Game.
12:51Supermatch Game.
12:51Supermatch Game.
12:54Supermatch Game.
12:55Supermatch Game.
12:56Supermatch Game.
12:58Supermatch Game.
12:59Supermatch Game.
13:00Supermatch Game.
13:00Supermatch Game.
13:01Well done, Jane.
13:01Right, this is the time of Supermatch Game.
13:04We ask members of the public to fill in the blank to a two-word phrase.
13:08If you match one of the three top answers, you'll win a prize.
13:12Have a look at this.
13:13Guess the third most popular answer and you'll win £500.
13:18The second most popular answer gets you £750.
13:20And the top answer wins you our Supermatch top prize,
13:24a Wi-Fi enabled washing machine with a second door
13:27so you can add extra clothes to a load, a heated hub to dry your clothes,
13:32plus a collapsible laundry basket.
13:35What is that?
13:38What is a Wi-Fi enabled washing machine, though?
13:40I think it's a washing machine that's enabled by the Wi-Fi.
13:43Yeah.
13:43Here we go.
13:45Why wouldn't you just use the buttons?
13:47No, it's for when you're out.
13:48I've got one of those.
13:49But I'm never out at a restaurant and I go,
13:50oh, I must just...
13:54I must just pop a spin cycle on, excuse me.
13:58All right, now, Jane, to make things easier for you,
14:01you can ask three of our celebrities for help
14:02or you can choose a suggestion of your own, of course.
14:05All right, now, here we go.
14:06Let's reveal the Supermatch, shall we?
14:08Here we go.
14:09It is summer blank, summer blank.
14:11Now, which three celebrities would you like to help you there?
14:14Jane?
14:14Well, of course, Judy Love.
14:16Judy, yes, Judy, yes.
14:18Tom Allen.
14:19Judy and Tom, yes, yes.
14:20Oh, stop it.
14:23And Harry.
14:24OK.
14:25Judy Love, Tom...
14:27Judy Love.
14:28OK, Judy.
14:29Summer...
14:30Holiday.
14:31Summer holiday.
14:32Tom Allen.
14:33Sorry, I just remembered I put some socks on.
14:38Summer camp.
14:39Oh, very good.
14:40Harry, summer...
14:41Summertime.
14:42Summertime.
14:43So we have summer holiday, summer camp and summertime.
14:45What do you think?
14:46I think I'm going to go with Judy again.
14:48Summer holiday.
14:49Yeah.
14:49Let's do that.
14:50OK, let's reveal the third most popular answer for £500.
14:54Summer...
14:55Loving.
14:56Oh!
14:57That'd be a blast.
14:58I did think of that, you know.
14:59Oh, my God.
14:59For £750.
15:01Summer...
15:03Holiday.
15:03Yay!
15:07Yay!
15:08750 quid.
15:09And now, tough answer, summer...
15:13...time!
15:14Yay!
15:16Yay!
15:19Yay!
15:19Have I won £750?
15:21Yeah.
15:22Oh, wow!
15:23Yay!
15:24Yay!
15:25Yay!
15:26Yay!
15:27Yay!
15:29Well, look, Jane, well done.
15:31We'll see you a little bit later on.
15:32Ladies and gentlemen, Jane, everyone.
15:34Well done!
15:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:40Let's bring on our next pair of blankety-blankers.
15:50MUSIC PLAYS
15:52WELLS
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16:12WELLS
16:13I'm a police community support officer, so I work for the police
16:15and engage with the community, which is fantastic.
16:17Are you one of the guys on the street with the kit on and all that?
16:21Yeah, so we walk the street, get into trouble with everybody.
16:23I put on fake voices to scare people, which is quite fun.
16:27Kian, when you're dressed up in your uniform as a community police
16:30officer, what sort of voice would you put on?
16:32Obviously, I come across as very camp, a bit like Tom, and so...
16:39And so I have to try and straighten it up a bit, so it's like...
16:42Oi, move!
16:43A bit more like that.
16:47Hang on, do you reckon you could do it?
16:51Oi, move!
16:54Oh, Julian, do you want to go?
16:56I'm going to take down your particulars.
17:02If you were to win a prize on blankety-blank, what would it be?
17:05I probably think the only thing I need in my life is a boyfriend.
17:07So, forget the prize, man.
17:10If you can offer a man, I'll take it.
17:13OK, there it is, Kian, everyone!
17:15Woo!
17:16All right.
17:19Welcome, welcome, Leona.
17:20Tell us a bit about yourself, where you from, what do you do?
17:22Hiya, I'm Leona, I'm 32, I'm from a wee town in Scotland called Alava,
17:27and I'm a single mama free.
17:29Woo!
17:30All right!
17:31All right!
17:31All right!
17:33So your mama free, so full-time mum?
17:35Full-time mum.
17:35Any hobbies at all?
17:37Well, I'm a self-taught baker.
17:38So I bake cakes, but I love a night out with the girls, eh?
17:41My wife gets me doing, but when I go, I'm a bit wild, so...
17:45Funny, I'm sat next to the police, I'll need to keep my cell right.
17:47LAUGHTER
17:50One of my last nights, it was one of my best pals' hen nights,
17:53and we ended up in the back of a police van, getting, er...
17:57I drived into the, er, Weaverly station in Edinburgh.
18:00So that was a good end to your hen night.
18:02Oh!
18:03Once you remember.
18:04Sometimes, I don't know if you've found it,
18:06it's just good to get in a bit of trouble to get a lift home.
18:08Exactly.
18:09I always got a lift home with a street sweeper, you know that one?
18:12LAUGHTER
18:13It was really slow.
18:14I was like, whoo!
18:16Hours, yeah.
18:17I wish you luck, I really do.
18:19There you are, that's Kian and Leona, everyone!
18:22APPLAUSE
18:24Don't forget, if you get through this round,
18:27you win this round, you go on to the supermatch,
18:28where you play for an amazing prize.
18:32Oh!
18:32A brilliant badminton bundle, including 100 shuttlecocks!
18:37Whoa!
18:38What about that?
18:39Listen, if you win the supermatch,
18:41there's an even bigger prize at the end of the show.
18:44All right, Kian, you're going first.
18:46Would you like A or B?
18:47Remembering, of course, some are more tricky than the others.
18:48What would you like to do?
18:49Erm, I'll go with A, please, Brad.
18:50A? Yeah, that's all right.
18:51You're welcome.
18:52Here we go.
18:53All right.
18:53Now, Harry Pinero, right, Harry told me I could make a killing
18:57creating content on YouTube.
18:59So, after this, I'm going straight home to film myself blanking.
19:03Ha!
19:07Ha!
19:11Ha!
19:18Ha!
19:18Ha!
19:53Ha!
20:17Ha!
20:18Ha!
20:30Ha!
20:30Ha!
20:30Ha!
20:31Ha!
20:32Ha!
21:00Ha!
21:00Ha!
21:00Yes!
21:01Has more feminine energy since the refurb.
21:02I'm starting a petition to rename it Big Blank.
21:07Lights on when you're done.
21:08We've got half a chance for this.
21:10If we get one, I've got everyone on there please.
21:11Come on, I've got your Gatman.
21:12I want everyone on!
21:13Those of you, if you're able to stand, stand up!
21:16Oh!
21:17Here you go.
21:18In my opinion, Leona,
21:19I think Big Ben has more feminine energy since the refurb.
21:22I'm starting a petition to rename it Big Bertha!
21:26Ha!
21:26Yes!
21:28Yes
21:33Big Bertha now since the refurb mild love I tell you I've got to start petition to rename it big
21:40I'm close
21:42Brenda either said Brenda. I'm starting a petition to rename at least big
21:57You
22:08Good night god bless
22:12Tom Allen big
22:14Brenda as well Brenda Judy love big baby boo big bird
22:19Baby boo big bird Sophie big band raw big beneath big Brenda. Okay, Harry big Vanessa
22:28Kian, I can't believe it you're behind, but don't worry. I'll be and I'll go with B, please. Okay. No
22:34worries
22:34Here we go Judy love such a diva before she arrived here today. She insisted her dressing room be filled
22:42with blank
22:44Judy love, you know such a diva before she arrived here today. She insisted her dressing room be filled with
22:51blank
22:51Right lights on when you're done
22:55Lights on when you're done
22:57All right, kid one to draw two to take the lead. Here we go
23:01Judy love such a diva don't you know before she arrived here today? She insisted her dressing room be filled
23:06with for a slightly classy lady champagne
23:08Oh
23:09Oh
23:11Judy love such a diva Julian before she arrived here today. She insisted her dressing room be filled with
23:26I'm
23:37I'm
23:38I'm
23:41I'm
23:42Sophie
23:43I'm
23:44I've got hot men are slippers
23:48Harry
23:48breath mints
23:51All right
23:52All right
23:53You only need one
23:54All right
23:55I'm such a regular at my local Italian. They've named a pizza after me
24:01The stuffed crust Bradley is extra thick and incredibly blank
24:26Okay lights on but here we go. I'm such a regular at my local Italian. They've named a pizza after
24:30me
24:30I'm such a regular at my local Italian. They've named a pizza after me. Don't you know the stuffed crust
24:34Bradley is extra thick and incredibly
24:43moist
24:52Tom Allen incredibly, but it's just a rumor I heard
24:55Meet
24:58to de evalu
25:04This wasn't an insult no change cheesy. Yeah gotta put cheesy. Okay. Harry
25:10Tasty!
25:11Yes!
25:13All righty-tighty.
25:15That means, Leona, you're joining me for the Supermatch.
25:19Come on, Leona, up you come.
25:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:24We have to say goodbye to Kian, but Kian does not go home empty-handed.
25:28He goes home with a blankety-blank checkbook and pen
25:30and our love, Kian, everyone!
25:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:36Well done, you. Congratulations.
25:42Well done, Leona.
25:44It is now time for the Supermatch game.
25:48Now, we gave members of the public, as I've said before,
25:51two-word phrase, ask them to fill in the missing blank.
25:53If you match with one of the three most popular answers,
25:56you will win a prize.
25:57Have a look at this.
25:59Guess the third most popular answer and you'll win £500.
26:02Guess the second most popular answer and you get 750 quid.
26:07And the top answer wins you our Supermatch top prize.
26:11This brilliant badminton bundle featuring badminton net,
26:14two badminton rackets, shuttlecock, feeding machine,
26:18virtual lessons with a professional badminton player,
26:21plus 100 shuttlecocks.
26:22There you go.
26:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:24You can ask for help from three-hour celebrities
26:27or make up your own answer if you wish.
26:29Are you ready? Mm-hm.
26:31All right, reveal the Supermatch. Here we go.
26:34Tooth-blank. Tooth-blank.
26:36Who do you want to play alongside out of all of our celebs?
26:39Judy, Julian and Sophie.
26:42OK, Judy, Julian and Sophie.
26:44Judy, uh, toothbrush. Toothbrush.
26:47Yeah. Thank you very much.
26:49Sophie.
26:49Fairy. Fairy.
26:53Tooth-fairy.
26:54Tooth-fairy.
26:55Tooth-fairy.
26:55Tooth-fairy.
26:56Toothache.
26:57Mmm.
26:58That's what I was thinking, Julian.
27:00I was thinking too fake.
27:01You can choose one of your own.
27:04Toothache.
27:05Toothache.
27:05That's what I was thinking.
27:06We'll go over that.
27:06OK, no, we're fair off.
27:07OK, let's reveal third place for £500.
27:13Toothpaste.
27:14Second place for £750.
27:16Tooth.
27:17Come on.
27:18Brush.
27:20Yes!
27:20Top answer is Tooth.
27:23Yes!
27:27Brilliant stuff.
27:29All right, congratulations.
27:31The whole badminton bundle is yours.
27:33Woo-hoo!
27:34Yes, it's now the head-to-head.
27:36So, let's bring back our first winner.
27:39It's Jane, everyone.
27:40Come on.
27:49APPLAUSE
27:54Very, very good.
27:55OK, welcome back, Jane.
27:56I'm going to give you both the same two-word phrase
27:59and ask you to fill in the blank.
28:01I'm also going to give the celebrity panel the same two-word phrase.
28:05The first player to match their answer with the celebrities
28:08will go on to the grand final
28:10for a chance to win this massive blankety-blank prize.
28:15Our star prize tonight
28:16is a Loch Ness monster hunting trip for two,
28:21including a four-night hotel stay in the Scottish Highlands,
28:25a Loch Ness monster hunting boat tour experience,
28:28a Michelin star meal made from locally foraged ingredients,
28:32plus two waterproof binoculars and a waterproof camera.
28:35What about that?
28:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:41Here we go.
28:42All right.
28:42Are you ready?
28:43I'm ready.
28:44Oh, hello.
28:46C, S-E-A, S-E-A, C.
28:48Blank.
28:49C, blank.
28:51Oh.
28:54Tom Allen, light on, please.
28:56Oh, sorry.
28:56Here we go.
28:58Julian.
28:58C, blank.
29:00Weed.
29:01Oh.
29:02Lisa, C.
29:04Urchin.
29:05Oh.
29:05No.
29:06Tom, C.
29:07Shells.
29:08No.
29:08Judy, C.
29:09Weed.
29:10No.
29:11Sophie, C.
29:12Side.
29:14Oh, yes!
29:17See what Harry put?
29:18C, lion.
29:20And what did you put, Leona?
29:21C?
29:21Life.
29:22Life.
29:23Oh, OK.
29:24Bad luck, indeed.
29:25All right.
29:26Congratulations, Jane.
29:27Come and join me here in the grand final.
29:32Thank you very much.
29:34All right.
29:34Bad luck, Leona.
29:35That's the way it goes.
29:37But look, you go away with a badminton bundle and a blankety-blank checkbook and pen.
29:42Leona, everybody.
29:43Thank you so much!
29:45APPLAUSE
29:45Blankety-blank, blankety-blank, blankety-blank, blankety-blank, blankety-blank, blankety-blank,
29:52blankety-blank, blankety-blank, blankety-blank, blankety-blank, blankety-blank, blankety-blank,
29:55blankety-blank.
29:57Well, I'm Jane.
29:58You are now playing in the grand final for the chance to win tonight's star prize.
30:02You wanted to cruise around the world.
30:04I did.
30:06You're going to Loch Ness.
30:09That's good.
30:10Here we go.
30:10Now, the way this works is that you are going to pick one and only one of our celebrities
30:14to play alongside.
30:15I'm then going to ask you both the same question.
30:17And if your answer matches theirs, you'll be going home with the Loch Ness Monster Package
30:22and the hunt and everything that goes with it.
30:24Are you ready?
30:25I am.
30:26OK.
30:26We now need to swap places in the medium of dance.
30:29Are you ready?
30:29Right, OK, then.
30:30Go.
30:30Oh, yeah.
30:41Right, here we go.
30:43Moody lighting, please.
30:45Ooh.
30:47Wow.
30:48Jane, who would you like to play alongside?
30:51Judy Love.
30:52Judy Love.
30:53I love Judy Love.
30:54I love Judy Love.
30:55Judy, you've been on every time and you've not been very good.
30:58No, I've won.
30:59I've won.
31:01Ready?
31:02Yeah.
31:03All right.
31:04I'm going to give you the two word phrase.
31:06Keep the answer to yourself.
31:06I need Judy to write it down and when she's ready, we'll go for it.
31:11Are you here?
31:11You ready?
31:12Here we go.
31:14Garlic blank.
31:15Keep it to yourself.
31:17Garlic blank.
31:18First thing...
31:19First thing that comes in...
31:20You think the first thing that comes into your mind?
31:22Garlic.
31:23All right, Jude.
31:27OK, here we go, Jane.
31:29Garlic...
31:30I couldn't remember the name of that thing where you do garlic press.
31:33Crusher?
31:33Yeah.
31:34Garlic press?
31:34Yeah.
31:35You say garlic press.
31:37Garlic press.
31:38Garlic press.
31:40Got to take it.
31:41Seriously, Jane.
31:42I think we've got half a chance of going to a long mess.
31:44I seriously do.
31:48Judy!
31:49Garlic...
31:50Bread!
31:50Bread!
31:51Oh!
31:53So close!
31:55So close!
31:58Look, you've still won 750 quid.
32:01Yeah!
32:02Yes, that's...
32:03Let's see what I do.
32:05And you've got a blankety blank, checkbook and pen.
32:08That's Jane, everyone!
32:10Oh, my goodness.
32:12And thanks so much for the celebrities who've been absolutely brilliant.
32:17Gillian Clary, everybody!
32:19Lisa Tarbuck!
32:21Tom Allen!
32:23Judy Love!
32:26Sophie Welland!
32:27And Harry Pinero!
32:30From all of us here, to all of you, goodnight, God bless.
32:32Goodnight!
32:34APPLAUSE
32:34Thank you very much!
32:35Thank you very much, thank you very much.
32:35ohne matte, 5000 jazz music,
32:52But thanks big.
32:52Thank you very much.
32:52Thank you, that's yoursabel as the only aspect of your life.
32:53Because, indeed, easily.
32:54And you are looking for our democracies with politics.
32:57To all of us, I want you to be taken by a calamity.
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