00:00Bend or burn?
00:01Of course you burn. It would go up in flames as well.
00:02What was meant by that?
00:03No, no, no. I don't want to get into it.
00:05You're in here first.
00:06It's a bad reflection of my character.
00:07I'm working on it.
00:09So this is a game called Bend or Burn,
00:11where you can choose to bend or...
00:13Burn.
00:13What does bend mean?
00:14Keep.
00:15Yes.
00:15Well, what does bend mean?
00:18It's another show.
00:20Milk before water in your...
00:21Get out.
00:22Get out of...
00:23Town.
00:24Burn.
00:24No, burn.
00:26That's ridiculous.
00:27Taking your shoes off on the plane.
00:30Yes.
00:30Bend.
00:31Bend me.
00:32Why would you not?
00:33I'd burn.
00:34Bend with conditions.
00:35At least put your shoes on when you go to the bathroom.
00:37Yeah.
00:38Yeah, that's wild.
00:39Going off the grid.
00:40Bend.
00:41Bend.
00:41Bend.
00:42Bend, but if you're saying I'm going off grid...
00:45Yeah.
00:46...you're a wanker.
00:47Baby talk from adults.
00:48Burn.
00:49Burn.
00:49But what if they're talking to a dog?
00:51Or a baby.
00:52Baby talk between adults.
00:54Burn.
00:54Reading the comments section.
00:56Burn.
00:57For goodness sake.
00:57Burn.
00:58Jesus Christ.
00:59Burn.
01:00Every day of the week.
01:01You can't.
01:02Calling your significant other this one.
01:04Is that a thing?
01:05Is that a thing?
01:05This one?
01:06Oh, this one.
01:06This one.
01:07Oh, this one's a real...
01:08Sorry, but you're burned.
01:09Yeah, burned.
01:10Burn.
01:11What a chopper.
01:12Burn.
01:13What, this one?
01:16It's kind of good, actually.
01:18Splitting the G.
01:19On the Guinness.
01:20I'm actually quite good at this.
01:21Yeah.
01:21It's quite enjoyable to do when you get it right.
01:24It's a fun thing.
01:25Bend.
01:25Burn.
01:26I've never been able to do it, so I'd say burn.
01:29Impromptu FaceTime calls.
01:30Burn.
01:31Burn.
01:31Bend.
01:32Yeah.
01:33Depends if it's front, really, I guess.
01:34Dry toast.
01:35Is that toast with nothing on it?
01:36Yes.
01:37Burn.
01:38Burn that.
01:38Burn.
01:39Pointless.
01:40Horseback riding in armour.
01:42I couldn't possibly say.
01:44Indoor character.
01:46Indoor character.
01:46Indoor character.
01:46Not on this, but I have bulged a disc in my spine, so I'll go burn.
01:50Oh.
01:50Horseback riding in armour.
01:51Can fuck off.
01:52Not even burn.
01:54That can be incinerating.
01:56Cue culture.
01:57Bend.
01:57Burn.
01:58I'm a terrible cure.
01:59I'll do anything not to cue these.
02:01Movies that are more than three hours long, bend.
02:03If they're really good.
02:04Yeah, it depends.
02:04If they're excellent.
02:05It's kind of hard to say.
02:06Please know unless you're Olivia nominated and in one.
02:11Thanks, darling.
02:13Burn it down.
02:15Oh, I don't know, though.
02:18Yeah, burn.
02:18Ain't got time for that.
02:20It's just a bit of a wank-a-thon, isn't it?
02:22Brilliant.
02:23I love that one.
02:24We like that one.
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