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El regreso del Maestro de la Magia
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00:00:03Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:11Kill him!
00:00:16And you just saved me.
00:00:19You're going to let me walk home alone?
00:00:23The master of magic hasn't been seen in over a year.
00:00:26I've seen his skills.
00:00:27Show them.
00:00:28Show them what you can do.
00:00:31I bought the theater.
00:00:32Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:00:40You look a little nervous.
00:00:41You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:00:44This is what happens when you don't respect the crap.
00:00:47You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:00:49I swore off my old life.
00:00:51But I can't keep running forever.
00:00:53Who are you?
00:00:55I'm the master of magic, you mother f***er.
00:01:06You sure about this?
00:01:08I don't know if I'm ready.
00:01:09Relax, little brother.
00:01:11We'll never let anything happen to you.
00:01:12I don't know if I'm ready for you.
00:01:14I don't know if I'm ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic.
00:01:35Oh my god, it's him.
00:01:37It's the master of magic.
00:01:39The greatest magician of all time.
00:01:41You young lady, let's see your true self.
00:01:44Now I'm going to need a little help by my lovely assistant, Eric.
00:01:59And now my next volunteer.
00:02:02I don't care.
00:02:03I said short it.
00:02:05What the hell?
00:02:11How are they doing that?
00:02:13And now for my final volunteer.
00:02:19The most evil man in Vegas.
00:02:23You sure about this?
00:02:24He's dangerous.
00:02:25But I'm the master of freaking magic.
00:02:28Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie.
00:02:35And who the hell are you?
00:02:36Get these fuckers out of my way.
00:02:38Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women.
00:02:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:02:53You insult me in public?
00:02:55You know who I am.
00:02:57I can make you disappear.
00:02:59Okay.
00:02:59Well, we won't test Barry.
00:03:03So we're going to test his hotel instead.
00:03:10What do you think you're doing?
00:03:11We're going to make Barry's casino disappear.
00:03:20Holy shit!
00:03:24Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults.
00:03:27The police are already on their way to arrest you.
00:03:31Kill him!
00:03:35Kill him!
00:03:37Now for my final trick.
00:04:01What are you looking at me for?
00:04:03Get him!
00:04:041, 2, 3, 1, 1, 2, 1, 1...
00:04:15Oh!
00:04:18Oh!
00:04:20Oh!
00:04:21Oh, my God.
00:04:57Eric, no.
00:05:00Relax, little brother.
00:05:02Would never let anything happen to you.
00:05:05Eric, this is all my fault.
00:05:07God.
00:05:09I need you to do something for me.
00:05:11What?
00:05:12I need you to find me.
00:05:14The girl we grew up with in the orphanage?
00:05:16She's working in magic.
00:05:20Eric, help her.
00:05:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:05:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:05:28Just hang in there.
00:05:30You're going to be okay.
00:05:35Eric.
00:05:37Eric.
00:05:46My arrogance got you killed.
00:05:50If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:05:56I'll find Bri and help her.
00:06:01But not as the master of magic.
00:06:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:06:23Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:06:25Show opens this weekend.
00:06:27Got to be prepared.
00:06:29I put every cent I own into this show, but if it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage
00:06:34I grew up in before it's destroyed.
00:06:39All right, well, see ya.
00:06:45A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri, and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:06:52All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:06:53There it is.
00:06:54There's the Queen of Hearts, right?
00:06:55Just gonna follow the Queen, okay?
00:06:57Pick the Queen, follow the dream.
00:06:58There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:59What do you say?
00:07:01This one.
00:07:02That's the Queen of Hearts for sure.
00:07:03Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too, but hey, what do I know?
00:07:06Look at that.
00:07:07Oh, you know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll, but, you know, we still
00:07:13got to come with the payment.
00:07:14What do you say, huh?
00:07:18Um, I'm sorry.
00:07:19I was sure that I had cash on you.
00:07:25Looks like trouble.
00:07:27Typical dumb bitch.
00:07:28You want to play, you don't want to pay, right?
00:07:30I'll tell you what.
00:07:33I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:07:36Hey, give it back.
00:07:38Hey.
00:07:38That's important to me.
00:07:39Oh, is it?
00:07:40Really, yeah?
00:07:41Is it important enough to play again, hmm?
00:07:43Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:07:46What do you say, huh?
00:07:47Well, I'm here for this.
00:07:48Let's go.
00:07:49Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:07:51You're disgusting.
00:07:51I'm not doing that.
00:07:53You're not doing that.
00:07:54You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:58What do you say, baby?
00:08:00Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:08:03Take her.
00:08:07Ah, shit!
00:08:12Why don't you let me try?
00:08:15Here's the deal.
00:08:17I win, she gets her bracelet back.
00:08:20You win, you get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:08:27It's priceless.
00:08:28Daniel, you should just go.
00:08:30These guys are dangerous.
00:08:32I got this.
00:08:35This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card, Monty.
00:08:38You got it, hotshot.
00:08:40Let's play.
00:08:41You know the deal.
00:08:43Follow the queen, you get the win.
00:08:45You pick the ten of spades?
00:08:48Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:08:52You pick.
00:08:54You pick.
00:08:55Who's this guy?
00:08:56What a loser.
00:08:58She kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:09:01Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:09:03Absolutely.
00:09:05You got it.
00:09:23Damn, he got it.
00:09:24That's impossible.
00:09:28What the?
00:09:32Listen, you son of a bitch, I don't know who the hell you are.
00:09:34This bracelet, it's mine.
00:09:37Well then, why is it in my hand?
00:09:43You dirty thief.
00:09:52Are you looking for this?
00:09:54What the?
00:09:55Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:58Hey, man.
00:09:59It's all good.
00:10:01I was just messing around.
00:10:09Three-card Monty.
00:10:11It's always a scam.
00:10:12I know.
00:10:13I know.
00:10:14I just...
00:10:15I thought I could crack it.
00:10:17But I was screwed.
00:10:20Until you came along.
00:10:24This bracelet.
00:10:26Why is it so important to you?
00:10:28I was my childhood best friends.
00:10:31We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:10:34Well, he...
00:10:36He died.
00:10:38That's all I have left of him.
00:10:43Have a good night, Bri.
00:10:46Wait.
00:10:47You just saved me.
00:10:49You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:10:53Nice for dinner.
00:10:55That was amazing.
00:10:59I should probably get going.
00:11:01Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:11:05I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:11:08Bullshit.
00:11:09You have training.
00:11:11You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:11:14Just a light of hand.
00:11:18What?
00:11:18You're great.
00:11:23You know.
00:11:25Your hand saved me today.
00:11:29You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:11:34They, uh...
00:11:35Say you're welcome.
00:11:50You're welcome.
00:11:57Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:12:18Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:12:24Then who are you?
00:12:27I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:12:30I think.
00:12:32I think it's better if I left.
00:12:34Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:12:56Hey!
00:12:57Hey!
00:13:00What did I tell you?
00:13:02I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:13:04Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:13:05Just doing my job.
00:13:07No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:13:10See this stuff?
00:13:11This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:13:17Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:13:26But you're not a three-star magician.
00:13:28Are you?
00:13:30No, not.
00:13:32Not since I was 12.
00:13:34After becoming the world's first seven-star magician,
00:13:36the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:13:39Damn right you're not.
00:13:47You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:13:49And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:13:55Okay.
00:13:58What did you do to my deck?
00:14:02Nothing.
00:14:03I was just putting them away.
00:14:04Listen, fool.
00:14:05This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:08The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:14:11Actually, I prefer the Platinum deck.
00:14:13Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like
00:14:17they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:14:19Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:14:23You're fired!
00:14:26If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Brie.
00:14:30I need you to find Brie.
00:14:32Alprin.
00:14:34Yeah, look.
00:14:35I'm sorry.
00:14:35No, it's too late for that now.
00:14:37Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:14:47Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:14:49You're looking better, sir.
00:14:50I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:14:55But let this be a reminder.
00:14:57What we do is dangerous.
00:15:00Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:15:03I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:15:05What? Why?
00:15:06He's careless and cocky.
00:15:08He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:15:11I never said that.
00:15:13Mm-hmm.
00:15:13Mr. Kensington, Daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:15:17Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:15:22Daniel, is this true?
00:15:24Of course not.
00:15:25Sir, who are you going to believe?
00:15:26A common worker or a three-star magician?
00:15:29Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills.
00:15:32He would never damage a deck.
00:15:35Show them.
00:15:35Show them what you can do.
00:15:42Yeah, Daniel.
00:15:43Let's see it.
00:15:44Show us what you got.
00:15:45Do you even know a single trick?
00:15:47Tell you what.
00:15:48If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it, in 15 seconds, you can
00:15:55keep your job.
00:15:5615 seconds, that's impossible.
00:15:58I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:16:01But if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:16:10Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:16:11I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:16:17But sir, he...
00:16:18Rhi, it's okay.
00:16:2215 seconds.
00:16:23Yeah.
00:16:25You're on.
00:16:34The idiot.
00:16:35He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:16:38Ready to do this?
00:16:40Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:16:42Aw, the little prop boy has a cheering section.
00:16:45Now if I win, you're all gonna have to start treating Bri with more respect around here.
00:16:50It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:16:53Bri!
00:16:54Look at that.
00:16:55You got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:58Fine.
00:16:59Deal.
00:17:00It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:17:0215 seconds.
00:17:04Here.
00:17:05We.
00:17:06Go.
00:17:12What's he doing?
00:17:13What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:17:1610 seconds.
00:17:20Oh, wow.
00:17:22Giving up already?
00:17:23Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:17:25You said he was good.
00:17:26I thought he would at least try.
00:17:29Getting security on the phone to escort you out in...
00:17:325, 4, 3, 2...
00:17:58Absolutely impossible.
00:18:05How did you do that?
00:18:06There's no way.
00:18:07I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:18:09Nobody but the Master of Magic could have done this.
00:18:15No.
00:18:16No, no, no.
00:18:17You clearly switched out the deck while Bri was distracting us.
00:18:20I knew it.
00:18:21Yeah, of course.
00:18:21Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:18:23Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from a hack.
00:18:27Now.
00:18:29We've got a show to prep.
00:18:32Sophie, Eugene, stop gobbling out those cards and let's get to work.
00:18:35Come on.
00:18:39Samuel, you believe you really did it, right?
00:18:41I don't know what to believe.
00:18:45Well, come on.
00:18:47The show opens in a few days.
00:18:48We need to prep.
00:18:49Oh, you don't have to worry about threpping.
00:19:03This is not going to be a show.
00:19:06Who is this?
00:19:07It's Richard Kim.
00:19:09He produces every other magic show in town.
00:19:12Samuel hates him.
00:19:12Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:19:16Your theater.
00:19:18Oh, no, no, my little friend.
00:19:20This is now my theater.
00:19:22What the hell are you talking about?
00:19:24I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:19:28Which, as of this morning, is me.
00:19:30I bought the theater.
00:19:31Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:19:40You can't just buy the theater.
00:19:43I'm the biggest show in town.
00:19:45Used to be.
00:19:46You're past your prime.
00:19:47My new show will triple your numbers.
00:19:50The contract can't be canceled.
00:19:51I'll lose everything.
00:19:53If Brie loses this show, the orphanage that I grew up in, that saved my life as a child, will
00:19:59be destroyed.
00:20:00Hey, we still have a contract.
00:20:01You can't just kick us out.
00:20:02Hey, hey, hey, doll face.
00:20:04How about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk?
00:20:09I'm this show's producer.
00:20:11And if you cancel the show, I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:20:14Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:20:17I'll give you a chance.
00:20:19A head-to-head magical competition.
00:20:22Your old man and his team wins, you keep your contract.
00:20:26My team wins, your contract is terminated.
00:20:29And you go back to doing birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:20:34Deal.
00:20:36Mr. Kingsington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against.
00:20:40Great.
00:20:40The competition will be tonight.
00:20:43Tonight?
00:20:44His cast doesn't come off for another week.
00:20:46Not my problem.
00:20:47Hope you have a good backup team.
00:20:49Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:20:54Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for the epic no-holds-barred battle to see who will
00:21:00get this theater and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:21:07Don't worry.
00:21:08We have an ace of our sleeve.
00:21:11Daniel.
00:21:12You gotta be kidding.
00:21:13You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there.
00:21:16His best trick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear.
00:21:19Ha ha ha ha.
00:21:19It's all or nothing for us.
00:21:21All right?
00:21:21Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:21:23He's got world-class, real magicians.
00:21:27Yeah, no problem.
00:21:28I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kin sends to us.
00:21:30And now, the challengers.
00:21:33Richard Kin's latest sensation, Matt Van Buren.
00:21:50Oh, no.
00:21:52Oh, God, no.
00:21:54What?
00:21:55How did he get Matt Van Buren?
00:22:00He's the youngest magician to have five stars.
00:22:04He's one of the best in the world.
00:22:10That guy?
00:22:11Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass.
00:22:13Yeah.
00:22:13Bring him on.
00:22:14Now, for the first act, or should I say miracle,
00:22:19before each magician is a glass of water,
00:22:22the magicians must turn their water into wine
00:22:25in a way that our top judges can't figure out.
00:22:29The magician to stump the most judges wins.
00:22:33Matt Van Buren won the Grand Prix for Close-Up Magic last year.
00:22:37This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:22:39He's way beyond Xavier's league.
00:22:42We're going to lose.
00:22:50Maybe not.
00:22:51Showtime.
00:22:57Xavier!
00:23:02Not you.
00:23:04What?
00:23:14You should go out this round.
00:23:18What?
00:23:19He's not even a magician.
00:23:20He's just the guy that cleans up dust shit.
00:23:23Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:24Look, girl, I know you have a little crush on the little prop.
00:23:27I believe this is the real magician.
00:23:28Samuel, you can't seriously be considering this.
00:23:31I mean, that guy is going to piss himself out there.
00:23:34And the magician from the Kensington team.
00:23:46Maybe he's just the prop assistant.
00:23:49But I need a Hail Mary right now.
00:23:52Daniel.
00:24:00Oh, my God.
00:24:02You're prop boy.
00:24:03You're really going to put up the help against someone like Matt Van Buren.
00:24:07Don't worry, kid.
00:24:08This will be over real quick.
00:24:09And then you can run back to the shadows where you belong.
00:24:12It's a shame, though, because Matt's just my warm-up act.
00:24:16If you'll get beat so bad, you'll never see my big showstopper.
00:24:19Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:24:22He's one of the best in the world.
00:24:23I say he might even get a six star soon.
00:24:25There hasn't been a new six star magician in over a decade.
00:24:28No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing.
00:24:30Okay, he knows he doesn't have a chance, so he's already looking for excuses.
00:24:34When he loses, he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try.
00:24:38Boss, this guy is a hack.
00:24:40He's going to make a fool out of all of us.
00:24:42It's a two out of three competition.
00:24:44We need to judge their strength.
00:24:47Oh, I get it.
00:24:49You see, Samuel's sending Daniel out to get slaughtered.
00:24:52And then I come in and save the day.
00:24:54Worth that.
00:24:54He actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real magician.
00:25:00And you are...
00:25:02Daniel.
00:25:03Just Daniel.
00:25:05Nice coveralls, Daniel.
00:25:08I give my servants the same ones.
00:25:10Enjoy your moment, just Daniel.
00:25:12This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for.
00:25:15I can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician.
00:25:18It's like he's trying to be embarrassed.
00:25:20Sad.
00:25:21He really thought that he could hang with the pros?
00:25:23No.
00:25:24You're sure about this?
00:25:26Just trust me.
00:25:31Don't feel too bad.
00:25:32You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:25:36Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:25:37I was born ready.
00:25:39What about you, buddy?
00:25:41You look a little nervous.
00:25:43Maybe you should be.
00:25:46Because I'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you.
00:25:53He's frozen with fear.
00:25:55Come on, Daniel.
00:25:57Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:59Daniel, are you okay?
00:26:02Absolutely.
00:26:03Oh my God.
00:26:05What a shit show.
00:26:06He's not even prepping you.
00:26:08Hey, newbie.
00:26:09This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion.
00:26:12I'm good.
00:26:15No.
00:26:17I'm good.
00:26:18That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet and you have what?
00:26:23Cover alls covered in dirt and dove shit.
00:26:27Tell you what, it's not too soon to back out.
00:26:30If you do, I'll give you the honor of having my autograph.
00:26:34Are you ready?
00:26:35Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:26:37No, I don't need more time for this trick.
00:26:42Then first up is Matt Von Buren.
00:26:46Pay attention.
00:26:48This is where you learn to respect your betters.
00:27:04It's finished!
00:27:10That was seamless.
00:27:12Unbelievable.
00:27:13Even I don't know how he did that.
00:27:15There's no way Daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as Matt's.
00:27:22What do you think, judges?
00:27:24Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:27:26I have no idea how that was done.
00:27:29If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a miracle.
00:27:31I'm stumped.
00:27:32Well done.
00:27:33You're three for three.
00:27:36You have stumped our judges.
00:27:40Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:27:43Anyone?
00:27:48You have something to say, prop boy.
00:27:51I mean, your trick wasn't bad.
00:27:53I just know exactly how you did it.
00:28:01Sure you do.
00:28:03Please, enlighten us.
00:28:05Tell us all how I did my trick.
00:28:07All in good time.
00:28:09Idiot.
00:28:10Everybody knows that he's lying.
00:28:11Pathetic.
00:28:12Daniel?
00:28:13You're up.
00:28:23What's he doing?
00:28:24He's making a fool out of all of us.
00:28:26Hey there.
00:28:27Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright.
00:28:31This is what happens when you don't respect the craft.
00:28:34You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:28:37I think he can do it.
00:28:38It doesn't matter what you think, okay?
00:28:41You're not one of us.
00:28:43You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn.
00:28:46If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:28:56Looks like you're having some trouble.
00:28:59Here.
00:29:00Why don't you let me help you?
00:29:02Ooh, magic!
00:29:07Switch it now, prop boy.
00:29:10You need to end this.
00:29:11Now!
00:29:13You're...
00:29:16You're right.
00:29:20I swore off my old life.
00:29:31But I can't keep running forever.
00:29:39Ladies and gentlemen,
00:29:41are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:29:46Now, but first,
00:29:48I'm going to need some help.
00:29:50Bree,
00:29:51could you come here?
00:29:58What is he doing?
00:30:00You've got to be kidding me.
00:30:01This is just sad.
00:30:12You all know magic is an illusion.
00:30:15But still,
00:30:16you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:30:20you can never explain it in a million years.
00:30:23Well, isn't this like life?
00:30:25See, every day you experience your reality through your senses.
00:30:29But what if you couldn't trust your senses?
00:30:37Wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion?
00:30:43Don't blink.
00:30:44You'll miss it.
00:30:59That's it?
00:31:01Nothing happened.
00:31:03You're supposed to change the water into wine.
00:31:05Hey, Mr. Kensington.
00:31:06I told you,
00:31:07you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place.
00:31:10You should have respected my ranking.
00:31:12No.
00:31:12I think there's something else going on.
00:31:16Now, I apologize, ladies and gentlemen.
00:31:17I can't seem to complete my transformation.
00:31:21I knew it.
00:31:22This theater is mine.
00:31:24Without one final piece of equipment,
00:31:26which will be coming right about now.
00:31:41What's he doing?
00:31:42He's such a cake knife.
00:31:45He's going to shatter that glass all over the floor.
00:31:53How?
00:32:03Unbelievable.
00:32:04Amazing.
00:32:12Whoa, that is fast.
00:32:15There you go.
00:32:15Okay.
00:32:17My judges.
00:32:18You're a young man.
00:32:20That's incredible.
00:32:25The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce.
00:32:28Really good.
00:32:29I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:32:31The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was the master of magic.
00:32:43How is this possible?
00:32:51Now for the critical moment.
00:32:52Judges, what do you think?
00:32:54Do you know how he did it?
00:32:56I have no idea.
00:32:57Not a clue.
00:32:59And you, Jennifer?
00:33:01I'm completely stumped.
00:33:05Well, in the case of a tie, we turn back to the magicians themselves.
00:33:10Daniel?
00:33:11You said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick.
00:33:15Tell us.
00:33:16Yeah.
00:33:17Tell us.
00:33:19He dropped in edible iron filaments.
00:33:23Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron, ironizing.
00:33:28Turning the water red, giving it the earthy flavors of a wine.
00:33:34That's correct.
00:33:39Amazing.
00:33:40And Matthew, how did Daniel do his trick?
00:33:47I...
00:33:48I don't know.
00:33:51And with that, Daniel wins our first round.
00:33:54Oh!
00:33:57Oh!
00:33:59Oh!
00:34:00Oh!
00:34:01Oh!
00:34:02Oh!
00:34:03Oh!
00:34:07I need a knife.
00:34:09Let's give him cake.
00:34:12Well done, young man.
00:34:15The only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic.
00:34:24No!
00:34:24No!
00:34:25No!
00:34:25He didn't transform anything!
00:34:26He didn't even teleport!
00:34:28He must have cheated.
00:34:30There's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill!
00:34:33Exactly!
00:34:34Okay, he probably blackmailed the judges or something.
00:34:38How could you let him beat you?
00:34:40You embarrassed us with your performance.
00:34:42How was I supposed to know he was going to do that with the cop and teleport to the judges?
00:34:45Who is that guy?
00:34:50It doesn't matter.
00:34:52Get out of my face.
00:34:53It's time for the real magicians to get to work.
00:34:56You think you've won?
00:34:59You haven't won shit!
00:35:02It's time to bring out my A-team.
00:35:09Kate Barrow!
00:35:18Miss Barrow, thank you for joining us.
00:35:22That's Kate Barrow.
00:35:24She's the FISM world champion in parlor magic and an actual six-star magician.
00:35:30All right, who's ready for the headliner?
00:35:35Second round is quick change magic.
00:35:37That's Sophie's specialty.
00:35:38You had your little fun in the first round, but now watch an axle prep.
00:35:43A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges.
00:35:45Or cause some fake amateur distractions.
00:35:48A real magician doesn't need to because she has hard-earned skills.
00:35:53Now.
00:35:56Yeah!
00:35:57Get him, Sophie.
00:35:58Always nice to see a fellow female on stage.
00:36:00Too bad I'm going to crush you.
00:36:02Oh.
00:36:03You think so?
00:36:04Your rank is impressive, but it doesn't scare me.
00:36:07Oh, you think I brought in Miss Barrow just for her rank?
00:36:11You didn't?
00:36:12I brought in Kate Barrow because she was the protege of the master of magic.
00:36:20He taught me everything he knows.
00:36:23Funny.
00:36:24I don't remember training her.
00:36:26You were trained by the master of magic?
00:36:29Oh, she wasn't just trained by him.
00:36:31He realized that she was better than him.
00:36:33That's why he disappeared.
00:36:36That can't be true, right?
00:36:37Richard wouldn't dare make a claim like that if it wasn't true.
00:36:41So what you're saying is that we have to compete against somebody who's better than the master of magic?
00:36:47Oh, so what?
00:36:48I'll still destroy you.
00:36:49Sophie, shut up.
00:36:52Miss Barrow, it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber.
00:36:59I wish I could say the same, but honestly, it's an insult you're even trying to compete.
00:37:07So why are you here?
00:37:09To shatter my teacher's old records and publicly declare myself the new master of magic.
00:37:20Ladies and gentlemen, this next act is even harder than our first.
00:37:25It is all about quick change magic.
00:37:28Transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds.
00:37:32The world record is 17 changes held by the master of magic.
00:37:43Do you think you can beat that?
00:37:45That's a change every two seconds.
00:37:47There's no way you can beat that.
00:37:48I could beat that in my sleep.
00:37:54Hell, there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible.
00:37:57Only the master of magic would be able to do that.
00:38:00I know every one of his secrets.
00:38:03Are you saying you're going to break the master of magic's record?
00:38:07Who here would like to see me break the record?
00:38:12Then start the music.
00:38:24One, two, three, three, standard.
00:38:29Oh my gosh, her pace.
00:38:31How is she doing?
00:38:34She about to break the record?
00:38:35You're about to break the record?
00:38:36Oh my gosh.
00:38:38This is unreal.
00:38:40This is history.
00:38:43That is 18 changes.
00:38:45Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new world record and possibly a new master of magic.
00:38:52I can't believe she just did that.
00:38:54I've never seen anything like it.
00:38:56The concentration.
00:38:57The skill needed to do something like that.
00:39:00She had to learn it from the master of magic.
00:39:03I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes.
00:39:06For a second there, I thought she'd actually figure out my technique.
00:39:09But no.
00:39:10She's a fraud like the rest.
00:39:12Sophie, you can beat that, right?
00:39:15I can only manage nine or ten changes, but not 18.
00:39:22Well, are you even going to attempt to compete or do you just want to give me the theater
00:39:26now?
00:39:28No one can do that.
00:39:30We should just give up.
00:39:31Come on, Sophie.
00:39:32There has to be some chance.
00:39:33Okay, you don't know what you're talking about.
00:39:36I can't do that.
00:39:37No one can do that.
00:39:39You're just some dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic, but you don't know
00:39:42anything about magic.
00:39:44Can't you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake?
00:39:46Are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves, or can I get ready for my first
00:39:51photo shoot as the new master of magic?
00:39:55Come on.
00:39:56One of you at least has to try.
00:39:58I can't lose this contract.
00:40:00I have children that are my responsibility, and they will starve.
00:40:04Sophie?
00:40:06Eugene?
00:40:07Xavier?
00:40:08If I had my hand, I would try, but I don't even think I would stand a chance.
00:40:15Well, well.
00:40:16Looks like I won.
00:40:19Sir, are you hiring?
00:40:22Really?
00:40:23You're going to betray your boss right in front of him?
00:40:26Might as well.
00:40:27We can't go down with a sinking ship of losers.
00:40:29Sorry, Samuel.
00:40:30You should not put your faith in a stupid girl who doesn't understand the first thing about
00:40:33magic.
00:40:34It's over.
00:40:35The theater is mine!
00:40:39I failed them.
00:40:41I failed the orphanage.
00:40:44Might as well go with them, Daniel.
00:40:48Hey, watch.
00:40:48Where are you going?
00:40:52What is he doing?
00:40:55We still have a shot.
00:40:57I'm going to take it.
00:40:58Daniel, stop.
00:40:59You can't just go out there and embarrass yourself.
00:41:00I won't let you.
00:41:01Bree.
00:41:02Do you trust me?
00:41:07And with the Kensington team giving up, the winners are...
00:41:11Wait.
00:41:15The Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act.
00:41:19That's adorable.
00:41:21Do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:41:24I'll manage.
00:41:26Really, Samuel, you're sending out the help again?
00:41:29This loser has no chance of beating Kate.
00:41:31Sir, we tried to warn him, but Samuel just wouldn't.
00:41:34Listen, this worker conned him just like he conned the judges in the last round.
00:41:39Hey, that's not true.
00:41:40The only reason why he's here is because Bree has a little crush on him.
00:41:43That's enough.
00:41:44Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:46The producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show.
00:41:50That's really cute.
00:41:51I said that's enough.
00:41:53Daniel, are you ready?
00:41:57Your time starts now.
00:42:11We're waiting.
00:42:14Look at all these quick changes.
00:42:15He's going so fast, I can't keep track of them.
00:42:18What's he doing?
00:42:19I'm trying to shine.
00:42:20I'm trying to do his magic.
00:42:21Hey, honey.
00:42:22It doesn't look like magic's your thing.
00:42:25But I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry.
00:42:28What are you doing, boy?
00:42:31Just trust him.
00:42:32He has it under control.
00:42:33Are you kidding me?
00:42:34If he has it under control, I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:42:38Hey, Bree.
00:42:39You might want to turn around for this one, okay?
00:42:41Your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is.
00:42:46Okay, seriously, get off the stage.
00:42:47You look like a fucking ass.
00:42:50Yo, buddy, you're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:52Knock it out.
00:42:53Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:55Are you happy?
00:42:56You've embarrassed yourself and wasted my precious time.
00:43:05Time.
00:43:05Time.
00:43:06Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:43:09See, we always complain that time goes by too fast.
00:43:12But in moments like these, it's like time stands still.
00:43:20Your technique wasn't bad.
00:43:22Just wasn't the master of magic's technique.
00:43:27This is.
00:43:30What's he gonna do?
00:43:32I'm trying now.
00:43:37I'm blank.
00:43:47Congratulations.
00:43:48One change in 30 seconds.
00:43:50I win.
00:43:51But you can't call that a competition.
00:43:54What a waste of time.
00:43:55Sophie at least would have had a chance.
00:43:56Well, I think we know who won this contest.
00:44:00Are you sure about that?
00:44:02What?
00:44:04Oh, my shirt.
00:44:05Oh, my jacket.
00:44:06It's red.
00:44:07Oh, my shirt.
00:44:0876.
00:44:10What the fuck?
00:44:11Oh, my God.
00:44:20How did he do that?
00:44:2377.
00:44:2578.
00:44:33Ladies and gentlemen, we have 78 changes.
00:44:37I can't believe it.
00:44:38It's not possible.
00:44:39It's impossible.
00:44:42It's impossible for mere mortals,
00:44:45but not for the master of magic.
00:44:48Wait.
00:44:49Is he the real master of magic?
00:44:53The misdirect you used.
00:44:56Showmanship.
00:44:57The transformation on a massive scale.
00:45:01Ladies and gentlemen,
00:45:02you have just witnessed the return of a legend
00:45:04because this man is the master of magic.
00:45:08Oh, my God.
00:45:11Oh, my God.
00:45:21I just made an ax of myself
00:45:23in front of the real master of magic.
00:45:26With that question,
00:45:28I believe I see for all three judges
00:45:29to declare that Daniel
00:45:31is the winner of this competition.
00:45:34Ladies and gentlemen,
00:45:35you heard it.
00:45:35Daniel wins the competition.
00:45:37Woo!
00:45:40Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel.
00:45:48Please, please forgive me.
00:45:50I was just so inspired by your example growing up
00:45:52that I feel as if you've been with me every step of the way.
00:45:55How dare you lie to me?
00:45:57You swore to me you learned everything from him.
00:45:59You're nothing but a fraud.
00:46:01Get out of here.
00:46:06I've spent the last six years looking for you.
00:46:09I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic
00:46:12because I know that before you were the master of magic,
00:46:16you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:46:21Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino
00:46:24will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:46:26I'm pulling together an organization to take it.
00:46:29I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:46:32You'd make more in one night
00:46:34than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:46:37Here.
00:46:39Down payment to show you I'm serious.
00:46:42So what do you say?
00:46:44Ready to make some real money?
00:46:48I won both rounds of the competition, didn't I?
00:46:51Well, yes.
00:46:54Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater.
00:46:56That was the deal.
00:46:58Right, of course.
00:47:00But what do you think of my offer?
00:47:03What do I think of your offer?
00:47:11Why don't you get out of here
00:47:12before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:47:14Ah!
00:47:15Oh, no.
00:47:17That was so good.
00:47:22Wow.
00:47:23Everybody, give it up for the master of magic.
00:47:27Wow.
00:47:30You know, Daniel,
00:47:32when I first saw you,
00:47:33I knew that you were special.
00:47:35Yeah, of course.
00:47:36I mean, even an idiot could see
00:47:38that he was the master of magic.
00:47:40And honestly,
00:47:42I just feel so honored
00:47:44to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:47:48Wow.
00:47:50You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time.
00:47:53After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:55No, we were just joking.
00:47:58Right?
00:47:59Guys?
00:48:01You're going to stay with us.
00:48:03Right, Daniel?
00:48:04Yeah, of course he's going to stay with us.
00:48:06We were just, you know,
00:48:08showing him some love.
00:48:09Yeah.
00:48:10The three of you,
00:48:11your actions were a disgrace.
00:48:14Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:48:18I think Daniel should decide
00:48:20what your punishment is.
00:48:22Punishment?
00:48:22Punishment is a very strong word.
00:48:24No, you don't.
00:48:25First of all,
00:48:25I don't like that.
00:48:26You know.
00:48:28I do think
00:48:30maybe a little public humiliation
00:48:33will do you three some good.
00:48:40I know, I see it.
00:48:42That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen.
00:48:44Disgusting.
00:48:54So, you're really him.
00:48:58Master of magic.
00:48:59I don't feel I am worthy
00:49:02to be on the same stage as you.
00:49:04If you want to stay,
00:49:07I gladly open for you
00:49:09and give you the marquee performance.
00:49:12But whether you stay or leave,
00:49:14it's, you know,
00:49:15it's completely your decision.
00:49:19So, what do you say?
00:49:22If you knew how I'd let Eric die,
00:49:24you'd hate me.
00:49:27I'm not the master of magic.
00:49:30That may be true,
00:49:32but nobody else
00:49:34could ever do what you did up here.
00:49:40Daniel!
00:49:41Daniel!
00:49:44Daniel!
00:49:45Daniel!
00:49:46Daniel!
00:49:48Daniel!
00:49:48Daniel!
00:49:49Daniel!
00:49:50Daniel!
00:49:50Daniel!
00:49:50That bracelet...
00:49:52could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:50:05Daniel!
00:50:07All this time,
00:50:08and I didn't recognize you.
00:50:10Daniel Angier.
00:50:12And you're still the same.
00:50:13The older brother
00:50:14looking out for the smaller kid.
00:50:16Anytime Eric got hurt,
00:50:18he'd come running.
00:50:21When I mattered the most, I let him down.
00:50:28Eric knew what he was doing.
00:50:31And he was so proud of you.
00:50:33The only time you let him down was when you stopped being the master of magic.
00:50:39What?
00:50:40Eric believed in you.
00:50:42In your gifts.
00:50:44Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:50:46You're still the master of magic.
00:50:49You just have to claim it.
00:50:57Where'd he go?
00:50:58Daniel! Daniel! We want an interview!
00:51:00In here.
00:51:12I could have sworn he went this way.
00:51:13You just have to be here somewhere.
00:51:22You're friends.
00:51:24Ah, well that sounds...
00:51:27Awful.
00:51:28I can't do.
00:51:44You might see him.
00:51:45You're the old man!
00:51:46Okay, let's go.
00:51:46I'm just gonna die, man.
00:51:47Like, you're...
00:51:48Oh, that's a big part.
00:51:51Right.
00:51:55Oh, I'm so glad.
00:51:57Oh, my God!
00:52:03You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:52:10Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:52:15So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:52:33This looks way worse than the one when we were kids.
00:52:36No, you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:53What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:56Good business.
00:52:57That's what happened.
00:53:05This is Barry Carnegie.
00:53:07He owns the orphanage.
00:53:09You're supposed to be in jail.
00:53:10Ah, so you recognize me.
00:53:13Silly boy.
00:53:14Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:53:17I was out in two years.
00:53:19And I've already taken back my casino.
00:53:21As well as this place.
00:53:23It's mine.
00:53:24I bought it.
00:53:25And I've been using it for child labor.
00:53:27To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:53:29And funnel it into my casino.
00:53:31You're a monster.
00:53:32Nah.
00:53:33If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:37Oh, you can't.
00:53:39Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:42See this watch?
00:53:43This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:45So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:51I'm gonna get it.
00:53:52Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:55Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:58Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:54:03But you can't be serious.
00:54:05What about the children?
00:54:07Miss Anderson, what is he talking about?
00:54:10Are we gonna lose our home?
00:54:11Yeah, you are.
00:54:14But, listen.
00:54:17You can stay in my hotel.
00:54:19Ten grand a night.
00:54:21You got that kind of money, kid?
00:54:24I didn't think so.
00:54:27Let's go.
00:54:29Pay your wants millions for this place.
00:54:32I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:38You'll have your money.
00:54:40Oh, yeah.
00:54:43Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:45Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:51We're talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:54I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:55:18I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:55:24Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money.
00:55:28The top burglars in the world.
00:55:31Lily.
00:55:32System logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:37Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:43And Evita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:48They're good.
00:55:50Almost as good as me.
00:55:52Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:56:03So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vault as well.
00:56:13I'm just who you think you are.
00:56:14Idiot man with a dead fish.
00:56:16And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:56:19Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:56:22And then snip his manhood off.
00:56:25We don't need a knife.
00:56:26I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be big enough.
00:56:32Ladies, please.
00:56:34Let's make a deal.
00:56:40See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:44If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:53How did he do that?
00:56:56Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:58He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:57:00Give us a moment.
00:57:04Is nobody here?
00:57:07Maybe he could be our father.
00:57:08I like it.
00:57:09He's clearly in all these hands.
00:57:11It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming.
00:57:13We keep double-crossing easy.
00:57:17Alright.
00:57:18We'll let you help us.
00:57:20And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:57:23But you have to prove yourself first.
00:57:28I'm listening.
00:57:31You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:34Clear it out.
00:57:35Bring us the chips.
00:57:36You have five minutes.
00:57:38Do that and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:41Look at him.
00:57:43This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:46First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:48And you got that.
00:57:49A key.
00:57:52And then...
00:57:53Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:55Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:57You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:58:05Okay.
00:58:08He is stupider than I thought.
00:58:10He's going in the wrong direction.
00:58:11Completely unaware of his environment.
00:58:14Hopeless.
00:58:14This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:58:16Let's just get rid of him.
00:58:20Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:58:23Oh, I am so nervous.
00:58:24I need a drink of water.
00:58:26He's only going to slow a spell.
00:58:28Look at him.
00:58:33Oh!
00:58:34Are you serious?
00:58:35Jesus Christ.
00:58:35I am so nervous.
00:58:36I'm walking around and you can't watch him step.
00:58:37I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:39I am so sorry.
00:58:40Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:58:42No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:43Piece of garbage.
00:58:44Sorry.
00:58:45Yeah.
00:58:45Garbage.
00:58:46Just...
00:58:48He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:50He could grab the case.
00:58:52He's miserable failure.
00:58:53I have seen enough.
00:58:59You had your shot and you blew it.
00:59:02Like the same thief you are.
00:59:04Now you can go.
00:59:05You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:59:09Best in the world, huh?
00:59:12Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:59:26Impossible.
00:59:27He never even opens a chip card.
00:59:30Who is this guy?
00:59:31Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:34How...
00:59:35How did he do that?
00:59:37Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:41Ladies, those chips did not come from the card.
00:59:44No one is that girl.
00:59:46He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:49That makes sense.
00:59:50History in this like some little magic show.
00:59:52If he's clearly an amateur, which is good,
00:59:55we wouldn't want to double-cross it, bro.
00:59:56Is that perfect, don't you see?
01:00:00All right.
01:00:01We'll let you help us.
01:00:03But don't get in our way.
01:00:07Deal.
01:00:09Okay.
01:00:10Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
01:00:13Cuatro, cinco, seis.
01:00:14I count six guards at the vault.
01:00:16All six Slovakian mercenaries.
01:00:20Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
01:00:22This is a child's play.
01:00:24Easier than roping a legless mule.
01:00:26It's time for a distraction.
01:00:29When I walk past those guards,
01:00:32they won't be able to take their eyes off.
01:00:34Your plan is broken.
01:00:38What did you just say?
01:00:40I said your plan is broken.
01:00:42Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:45Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:49and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:51has a pheromone that completely
01:00:53takes over the male brain.
01:00:59That's what I thought.
01:01:00Finally, something makes it
01:01:02to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:01:04Now shut up
01:01:05and watch your professional work.
01:01:07Look, idiot.
01:01:09Watch her sway.
01:01:13It is already starting to fight.
01:01:26Her last conquest
01:01:27was the richest man in South America.
01:01:30She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:32And before that,
01:01:34the head of Monaco.
01:01:35So how exactly
01:01:37is her plan broken?
01:01:38You'll see for yourself
01:01:39in three,
01:01:40two.
01:01:43Oh my god.
01:01:45Can you smell that?
01:01:46Oh my god.
01:01:48Oh, that scent.
01:01:54I can't, it is east.
01:01:56HALT!
01:01:58HALT!
01:01:59Get back to your post.
01:02:00What are you doing?
01:02:03Damn it.
01:02:04The perfume does not work on dimmit.
01:02:06It's fine.
01:02:06I almost got them away from the vault.
01:02:08Like that stupid Captain Moody's
01:02:10that will try again
01:02:11and it will work.
01:02:12They do not have time.
01:02:13We need a new destruction now.
01:02:19What's in him?
01:02:20When he goes to destroy the guards,
01:02:22they will catch.
01:02:22We'll kill two birds with one stone.
01:02:27You go.
01:02:30Ay, ay, ay, ay.
01:02:31These vortex on our beach
01:02:32can't even try to be sneaky.
01:02:33I mean, just look at how
01:02:34he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:36Exactly.
01:02:37He'll get arrested
01:02:38and that will be
01:02:38the big distraction
01:02:39that we need.
01:02:40This snotty-nosed cult
01:02:42really thinks
01:02:42he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:44I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:52Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:54He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:57Maybe he's leaving,
01:02:59realizing it looks too bad for him.
01:03:04Is he going to gamble now?
01:03:06Is he serious?
01:03:07My priceless,
01:03:08one-of-a-kind,
01:03:09two-faced trick coin.
01:03:10It's hard to let go.
01:03:12But to save the orphans,
01:03:14I'd do anything.
01:03:16He's not even using
01:03:17Zindra's loot machines.
01:03:18He's gambling with the old ones.
01:03:20How is this going to be a distraction?
01:03:22Huh?
01:03:22How?
01:03:25This is ridiculous.
01:03:26We have to go in.
01:03:26He can't even distract the guards.
01:03:28He's not even smart enough
01:03:29to be a foul guard.
01:03:30My bedroom is ready.
01:03:31I'm going back.
01:03:32No way.
01:03:35I won't proceed and fail.
01:03:37Then,
01:03:38you forgot.
01:03:51No way.
01:03:56Oh my gosh!
01:03:57Amazing!
01:03:58On your first try?
01:04:00Jackpot?
01:04:01How did he do that?
01:04:02Oh, he can't.
01:04:03He probably just got lucky.
01:04:04That's not the real distraction.
01:04:17The slot machines are paying out!
01:04:20Oh, he can't.
01:04:28I'll we go.
01:04:29Count eleven.
01:04:30All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:32That's impossible.
01:04:33Why didn't Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:34Is he more good than anything?
01:04:36Ladies,
01:04:37are we getting played by him?
01:04:44No, probably just more beginner's look.
01:04:46Right.
01:04:46When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:50He's going in the vault.
01:04:52He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:59The same vault I broke into six years ago
01:05:02to steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:05:06Trying to go in without us.
01:05:08Don't think I want that little smokey here
01:05:10to take a piece out of you if you try to double-cross us.
01:05:13Didn't your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:05:18Hot blazes! How did that happen?
01:05:27You were going to pay for that!
01:05:29Don't worry, it'll wash out.
01:05:30And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:35That's right. We're too good.
01:05:37We are professionals.
01:05:38You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic tricks puts you in our league.
01:05:42Oh, whatever.
01:05:43Step aside.
01:05:44We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:45It is time for the professionals to work.
01:05:52Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:05:55She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all in one
01:05:59week.
01:06:00Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:06:02Just as I thought.
01:06:04Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:06:08No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:06:11Yeah, me.
01:06:13Fortunately, that one thief was me six years ago.
01:06:20Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:31One down.
01:06:32Three to go.
01:06:37Intruder alert.
01:06:39False entry detected.
01:06:41Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:43Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:45We have to make it stop.
01:06:46Just give me a minute.
01:06:47We don't have a minute.
01:06:48How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:50Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:52Somebody shuts me off.
01:06:54Eleven.
01:06:55Well, I'm just saying you've done this before, so...
01:06:58No problem.
01:06:58Stop bothering her with your questions and just stand in the corner like a good little boy.
01:07:02Five.
01:07:03Four.
01:07:05Three.
01:07:06Two.
01:07:08Three.
01:07:09Two.
01:07:12Intruder alert cancelled.
01:07:15Got it.
01:07:17Sure you did.
01:07:19How was I supposed to know?
01:07:20The interior had been modified to lock like an IBV international vault.
01:07:24You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:27Like I did.
01:07:28Uh, give me another second.
01:07:30Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:32Hold on.
01:07:34I'll give it a shot.
01:07:36You don't really think you can be faster than me.
01:07:38I am the one who cracks the safe, not you.
01:07:41Stop distracting her.
01:07:42This is a job for the pros.
01:07:44Alisa, you got this.
01:07:45No, she doesn't.
01:07:46What are you talking about?
01:07:48She won't get it open.
01:07:49The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:51You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:52You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:08:00Got it.
01:08:02She won't get it open.
01:08:04Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:08:09What is it?
01:08:10What's wrong?
01:08:13It's hollow.
01:08:14The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:08:17Look, the guard's almost here.
01:08:19I can help.
01:08:19I'm fine.
01:08:20Idiot, I almost found it.
01:08:21Alisa.
01:08:26Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:28And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him
01:08:30and then say that we stopped him from robbing the casino.
01:08:36Hold yours.
01:08:37Try not to screw up what I already started.
01:08:40Don't worry.
01:08:41We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:49What the hell are you doing?
01:08:51Is this idiota trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:54He's drunk.
01:08:55He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:56We're just seeing it now.
01:08:57Well, if he'd stop talking and listen,
01:08:59you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:09:02All security personnel,
01:09:03we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:09:06Thumbs up.
01:09:07Tickle him.
01:09:11Now for the magic words.
01:09:16Open sesame.
01:09:26How the hell?
01:09:27Impossible.
01:09:28Who are you?
01:09:30Are we in over our heads?
01:09:31Ladies, I suggest we get in.
01:09:42What the fuck?
01:09:46God damn.
01:09:47There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:50I am taking a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:52I am finally going to buy the mention of the Kiski and see.
01:09:56Oh, God damn.
01:10:03There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:10:04Bingo.
01:10:08Just what do you think you're doing?
01:10:11Just taking my share.
01:10:13You think you are so smart.
01:10:16Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:10:21We played you the entire time.
01:10:24And you didn't even notice.
01:10:25You see those cameras?
01:10:28They've been recording us the entire time,
01:10:30except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:34All of us.
01:10:35Except for you.
01:10:36You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:39You were just our folly.
01:10:41That is what happens when you try to run this to be gross.
01:10:44Enjoy prison.
01:10:46Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:48It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:53Oh, this is more than I even thought.
01:10:58Barry is so paranoid, he put all his valuables in here.
01:11:01Come on, ladies.
01:11:01We can't stand around.
01:11:02Pack up.
01:11:04Who's this?
01:11:05Oh, no one.
01:11:07A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:11:10We had him take the fall.
01:11:11He was easy.
01:11:12Almost a little too easy.
01:11:14It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:11:17Sorry, buddy, but you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:11:21I'll remember that next time.
01:11:25Wait.
01:11:26Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:28Who?
01:11:30Who are you?
01:11:33You know exactly who I am.
01:11:37You stupid broads!
01:11:38Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:40A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:42Hey, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:44He is a nobody.
01:11:44He's not a nobody, he's...
01:11:47Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:49He's just our patsy.
01:11:50We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:52It wasn't in your web.
01:11:54You were in his.
01:11:55You fools!
01:11:57Please.
01:11:59Please don't do this.
01:12:00Let us go.
01:12:01Relax, Richard.
01:12:02I can do anything crazy, like...
01:12:04reactivate the alarms.
01:12:06Oh, thank you.
01:12:08Because I already have.
01:12:13What?
01:12:18What kind of idiots are you?
01:12:20And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:12:23You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:25Steal my stash?
01:12:26No.
01:12:28Not here.
01:12:29Not on my turf.
01:12:32Oh, Jesus.
01:12:34The three links, huh?
01:12:36KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:40The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:43My pink ass.
01:12:45Oh, God.
01:12:45And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:48The geriatric hutster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:51Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:57And you.
01:12:59That mask.
01:13:02I know you.
01:13:03You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:13:08Well, too bad it didn't stick.
01:13:10Huh?
01:13:10But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:13:14I put him down like a dog.
01:13:17I should have put you down that night, too.
01:13:20Tell you what.
01:13:21We're gonna finish that job right now.
01:13:30Well, I knew it.
01:13:31You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:39That's not my blood.
01:13:46You're probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:50And you know why you didn't?
01:13:53You blinked.
01:13:54Get him!
01:13:58Sweet.
01:13:59You guys brought flowers.
01:14:16Freeze!
01:14:24That's enough.
01:14:31What?
01:14:33How did you do that?
01:14:35Lassoed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:38What the hell happened?
01:14:40Why am I tied up?
01:14:41Because the real police are on their way, and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:14:44Oh, and don't worry, it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:47I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:14:50Now, why would I go to prison?
01:14:52You're the thief.
01:14:53You're stealing from me.
01:14:55It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the United States.
01:15:01Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:15:05Because who the hell are you?
01:15:10I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:15:29You did it, Eric.
01:15:31Untraceable bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:15:33Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage and put those kids through college.
01:15:37We did it.
01:15:44and the kids just love all the colors in the same glass windows and the library
01:15:52we get brand new books every day thank you i still can't understand how you found the money
01:15:58to pay off all those loans you wouldn't believe me if i told you
01:16:05mommy daddy let's get ice cream for the show yeah ice cream read my mind you're like a little
01:16:12magician okay i guess we'll see you next day always looking forward to it let's go get that ice cream
01:16:24ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the angier magic team
01:16:30the one the only mistress of magic herself
01:16:40charity angier
01:16:50you
01:16:54you
01:16:55you
01:16:56you
01:16:57you
01:17:01you
01:17:12You
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