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Spider Noir Episode 8
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00:09You
00:10What is that?
00:11Turned Supers into run-of-the-mill schmucks!
00:14You've been in a hole ever since Ruby died, and you never stopped digging. This is your chance to put
00:20that shovel down!
00:21I'll have to stick them all once they're free and clear. It'll be my turn.
00:26No more sick veterans, no more suffering, no more spider.
00:32What is all this? They're all dead?
00:34We went to the doctor's lab. There was never gonna be a way out.
00:37You don't know that.
00:39I ain't gonna tell Silverman, but he's smart. He's gonna find out what you did eventually.
00:52No, not now! Come on out!
00:57What?
00:58Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
01:02Shouldn't we get him a doctor?
01:04Yeah. He just needs to rest.
01:06What the hell is that?
01:07Whatever it is, it brought the big fella down.
01:09What are we gonna do, boss?
01:10We are gonna find a spider.
01:13Cut me by the way.
01:29Look at these saps.
01:32Lost.
01:34No, I was like them once upon a time.
01:38They're blind, they don't even know him.
01:41Day after day, man, follow the leader.
01:45Crash, do you ever shut up?
01:46No.
01:48Why would I deny the world the moment of my grand deal?
01:51Yeah, well, the crash is coming, you just can't feel it yet.
01:55Speak for yourself.
01:57I'm only getting stronger.
02:05Times like this.
02:08Give me a chance to reflect.
02:11I don't do it much.
02:13Not usually the self-congratulatory type, but...
02:17God, if you knew where I grew up.
02:20The hunger.
02:22The scarcity.
02:25I lost two brothers before I was even born.
02:29It was madness what I experienced.
02:35Do you know the difference between me and the countless other degenerates that came out of that time?
02:40A gambler's heart.
02:41Simple as that.
02:43It's not strength.
02:45Our guile, our ruthlessness.
02:49It's just courage.
02:55And restlessness.
02:56It was never enough.
02:58I could never stop.
03:00Never get comfortable.
03:07That's my advice to you.
03:14Never get comfortable.
03:15Never be satisfied.
03:18Don't accept what you're giving.
03:20Because nobody's going to give you what you want.
03:22They're going to give you what they want to give you for their own reasons.
03:32That's enough of that.
03:33Story time's over.
03:37Need to take a leak.
04:00It's Kat.
04:00I need to see you.
04:07It's Kat.
04:08I need to see you.
04:17Thank God.
04:18Thank God.
04:19I was worried you weren't going to...
04:21That's for Ben.
04:23I deserved that.
04:26And that's for me.
04:28Ben put everything on the line for you.
04:30And you used that to betray him.
04:32That doctor cut him to pieces.
04:35I swear I didn't know she was going to hurt him.
04:38I thought it was for the best.
04:40Ben told me himself he didn't want to be...
04:43Oh.
04:44Oh, so now you care about keeping a secret?
04:48Telling Faber about Ben wasn't your call to make.
04:52I can make it up to him.
04:54Well, that's rich, honey.
04:55No, I promise.
04:55You just have to trust me.
04:57Yeah, I already tried that.
04:58You're a liar.
05:00A manipulator.
05:01I did it for love.
05:03For whose love?
05:06Flint.
05:12But Ben is a good man.
05:16I promise I can make it up to him.
05:19How?
05:21If he gives me the antidote, I can inject Flint and Dirk with it.
05:25I can get close to them without causing any suspicion.
05:29And it's not your choice to make.
05:31Ben can decide for himself.
05:38Well, I've been thinking.
05:40Who asked you to?
05:42See, that there's the problem.
05:44Why are we running errands for this old man?
05:47When we're the ones with all the powers?
05:50What do we need him for?
05:52I suppose you don't believe in loyalty.
05:54Loyalty.
05:55Loyalty.
05:57What you call loyalty, I call manipulation.
06:02What does Serving Silverman get us versus what it gets him, huh?
06:07How loyal would he be to you if you didn't follow his orders?
06:12You know what?
06:13Don't answer that.
06:14I'll just ask your old pal Winston.
06:17Oh, wait. We can't. He's dead.
06:21Huh?
06:23Isn't that his secretary?
06:25Oh, yeah. She's nice.
06:38Where you been? People have been looking all over for you.
06:41People have been, and which people specifically?
06:45Robbing people for starters. Ben's over at his place.
06:48Robbie says he's been running through the ringer.
06:51He has been. He has been.
06:54What?
06:56Make up your damn mind.
07:02Riley Investigation.
07:03Janet, honey.
07:04Oh. Hey, Hank.
07:05You didn't hear from me.
07:06But your boss, Riley, is in hot, hot water.
07:08I don't know what he done, but every precinct in the city is looking for the guy.
07:12You have to come straight from the mayor.
07:14You watch yourself, honey.
07:15Thank you, Hank.
07:17Stop it and stay.
07:30Now, if I was given stage direction, I'd call that in a rush to meet someone.
07:50How's the patient?
07:52Alive.
07:52But he still doesn't have his powers back. He needs more rest.
07:56Still look like a banana. An overripe banana. Those bruises are really settling in, huh?
08:02Yeah, sure.
08:04How do you feel?
08:05Well, worse than I look.
08:07How's the other guy?
08:08On his way to Niagara Falls.
08:09With his mother.
08:13Listen, I have to tell you something.
08:16Cat asked me to meet her.
08:17What?
08:18When?
08:19This evening.
08:20She wants you to give her the antidote so she can inject Flint.
08:22And the other one, Layden.
08:24She says she can get close enough and they wouldn't see it coming.
08:27Fool me once.
08:28I don't know.
08:30It's not such a bad idea.
08:32How many times have Lonnie hit you in the head?
08:34The woman just finished betraying you.
08:35And why do you think she did?
08:36For Flint.
08:37She told me herself.
08:38That's right.
08:39She wants to save Flint.
08:40If she believes this will help her, you can bet she'll do it.
08:46Who is it?
08:47Little pigs.
08:48Little pigs.
08:49Layden.
08:50Let me.
08:51What's he doing here?
08:52For a luffa.
08:54Enda la puffa.
08:56Enda below your house.
08:57Now.
09:07You look like shit.
09:09What of it?
09:09Yeah, what of it?
09:10Tell that to Gielgud.
09:12I said I got the chin like a donkey's asshole.
09:17Why do I feel like I've met you before?
09:20Because we have.
09:21A few nights ago at Solar Maid's penthouse, I sang you the acting song.
09:25What's the matter?
09:25You didn't like it?
09:26No, no, no, no.
09:27I mean before that.
09:29Maybe you slept with the wrong guy's wife.
09:33So what the hell happened to you?
09:34I took pictures of the right woman's husband.
09:38What do you want?
09:40Him.
09:41On your feet.
09:42The boss wants to talk to you.
09:45Talk to me?
09:45Talk to me?
09:46Or just talk to me?
09:47I want to know what kind of goodbye I should give my friends.
09:50I don't think you need to divvy up your three worldly possessions just yet.
09:54Now get up.
09:59All right.
10:00I'm coming.
10:00I'm coming.
10:01I'm coming.
10:01Just want to grab my coat first.
10:12Don't worry, we'll keep you nice and toasty.
10:14I'm coming.
10:16I'm coming.
10:27I'm coming.
10:32I'm coming.
10:43I'm coming.
10:47I'm coming.
10:54I'm coming.
10:56And a broken mirror
10:57Needing someone to come out
11:00Hey, lover
11:03I need someone to save me now
11:07For all the pain I suffer
11:11And the heavy one that weighs me down
11:14Cause now all this sweet
11:18Is better to taste
11:20But you can be my saving grace
11:23And you can be my saving grace
12:06Hey, Riley
12:08Are you listening to me?
12:10The thing is
12:11You could have just asked
12:13I thought we were friends
12:14Of course we are
12:15But it was a matter of some urgency
12:19I can't have your friend
12:20Running around the city
12:22Neutralizing my advantages
12:23So I'll kindly ask you
12:25To lift the phone
12:26And call your spider friend
12:38No, I don't think I will
12:40Excuse me
12:42I'm not in the mood
12:43To talk to the spider
12:44The truth is
12:44He's kind of hard to talk to
12:46Especially on the phone
12:48Hey, buddy
12:48Can you remove the mask
12:49So a guy can actually hear?
12:52Is this some kind of joke?
12:53A piece of humor
12:55I'm not grasping
12:55No, I mean it
12:56I genuinely can't understand
12:58Half of what comes out of his mouth
13:00What you've seen
13:01And he wears a stupid sock
13:02On his head
13:03I told you when we first met
13:05That your mouth
13:06Might get you killed one day
13:09Today might just be that day
13:11No, you need me
13:14This is a negotiation
13:15You need the spider
13:16Ipso facto
13:17You need me
13:18Res
13:19Ipso locutor
13:21I mean, I don't speak Latin
13:23Besides, we're on the street
13:25As Mayor Morris
13:26Is interested in
13:27Signor spider as well
13:28So gee whiz
13:29Deep pockets on all sides
13:31What's a down on his luck
13:32Private investigator to do?
13:39Okay, then
13:40Five hundred
13:41Oh, the number I'm thinking of
13:43Starts with a five
13:44But it don't end with a hundred
13:47Careful, my friend
13:49You want me to pay you
13:50Would you want to continue
13:51Living after the fact?
13:53And that's exactly right
13:54I want to live
13:55As in live, live
13:56And that costs money
13:57At first I was thinking
13:59Santorini
13:59But no
14:00Now I'm thinking
14:01France feels romantic
14:03And safe
14:03Even for a guy
14:04With a mouth like mine
14:05A thousand
14:06You wouldn't even miss it
14:08If I said ten
14:09It's the principle, fella
14:10Like you say
14:11We're negotiating
14:12Three
14:13Two
14:13Deal
14:15Okay
14:15Now that that's settled
14:16Cap
14:17Be a diamond
14:17And pour Mr. Burnham
14:18Myself a glass
14:19Of the green spot
14:21Get this man a telephone
14:29I would have done it for one
14:31Would have happened
14:31He paid your ten
14:37It's ringing
14:38Yeah, hi, it's Ben
14:39Yeah, I know
14:40I know
14:41I'm sorry to call so late
14:42I
14:42What?
14:44You did what?
14:46That's fantastic
14:48Okay
14:48Well, listen
14:48I'm here with Silvermane
14:50Tell him
14:50No hard feelings
14:51About the other day
14:52Bygones should be
14:53Allowed to be themselves
14:54Tell him
14:55He says
14:55He wants you to know
14:56That there are no hard feelings
14:58About the other day
14:59Tell him the bygone thing
15:00And that bygone
15:01Should be allowed to be
15:04Something
15:04And I
15:04Tell him
15:05I just want
15:06Have a little chat
15:07He just wants
15:07To have a little chat
15:08Tell him
15:09Oh, you know what
15:10Tell him yourself
15:15Mr. Spidersore
15:19Mm-hmm
15:20Uh-huh
15:21Well, that is something
15:22To consider
15:23In regard to
15:24All here to floor
15:25Relevant
15:26Ascertained
15:27Information
15:28Why the hell
15:29Are you talking like that?
15:30I'm doing Ben
15:34The life of Ben Reilly
15:35And what else?
15:36I don't want you
15:37To overestimate
15:38The importance
15:39Of that relationship
15:43Huh
15:45Okay, fair enough
15:48I'll be there
15:51What?
15:52He wants the antidote
15:55But he wants the spider
15:56To bring it to him
15:58He's on his way
15:59Great
16:00And now, sir
16:00If you don't mind
16:01I'll take my two G's
16:03Or, as they say
16:04In France
16:04I'll have my Cecil B
16:05D'Ire
16:06Good one
16:07But the money was
16:09For delivery of the spider
16:10And not for the phone call
16:11All right
16:12Well, in that case
16:12How about another round?
16:14Oh, what else
16:15You got back there
16:16That normal people
16:17Can't afford?
16:18How about something
16:18American this time?
16:19Maybe some bourbon
16:20Or is that not
16:21Fancy enough for you?
16:22Three to one
16:23The spider doesn't show
16:24I mean, why is
16:25Not two minutes for showing?
16:26Why do you want
16:26The spider anyway?
16:27He's kind of over the hill
16:29Don't you think?
16:29I don't know what makes you say that
16:31I think he looks remarkably fit
16:32Besides, he handled that soft clown
16:34No problem
16:36Tell us
16:37Do you think the spider
16:38Would have any interest
16:39In working for me?
16:41I wouldn't hold it against him
16:42That he backed the wrong horse
16:44I haven't the faintest idea
16:46The spider tends to do
16:47What the spider wants to do
16:48He's actually extremely annoying
16:53What the hell is going on?
16:54I'm earning myself
16:55Some traveling money
16:56I'd invite you to join me
16:57But we know how that goes
16:58Well, I could have told
17:00Silverman that you're the spider
17:01And I could have told him
17:02You're his rap
17:03I still can
17:05Guess we've cut each other
17:06Brother throats then
17:07Rare
17:10When the spider comes
17:11The two of you are not to make a move
17:13Until I say so
17:15I swear I've met that guy somewhere
17:18Pay attention
17:19Nothing happens until I give the go ahead
17:23Understood?
17:25Aye, aye, mon capitaine
17:27So are you going to give me the antidote?
17:29You're the perfect distraction
17:30I can do it right now
17:31The thing is
17:32I believe you
17:33But I don't have it
17:34Are you serious?
17:35What are you two yammering on a bill?
17:38Well, I was just telling Kat
17:39About the French island
17:40Where I intend to spend
17:41The traveling money
17:42You're about to pay me
17:43Beautiful sandy beaches
17:46Lush valleys
17:47Hilltop villages
17:49Sounds tall
17:50Agreed
17:51Perfect place to be alone
17:53Cheers
17:56That's where I know you from
17:58France
18:00I don't have a clue
18:01What you're talking about, buddy
18:02And I'm a detective
18:03So buzz off
18:05No, no, no, no
18:06I'm sighting of it
18:07Moos are gone
18:09You got a fella
18:10That saved us
18:11From that BLW camp
18:13Hold on
18:14You two know each other?
18:16Yeah
18:17Flint knows them too
18:19You guys are drunk
18:21Never touched a drop in my life
18:23Let me get this straight
18:24Our private detective friend here
18:26Was in the same POW camp
18:28As the two of you
18:29Lonnie do
18:30And Addison
18:33In other words
18:34This man
18:35Was at the site
18:36Where all of you
18:37Got experimented on
18:39And this very same man
18:41Just happens to be
18:42Best friends with the spider
18:44I think the spider
18:45Hasn't walked through that door yet
18:47Because
18:47He's already sitting right here
18:49At my table
18:55You guys are grasping at straws
18:58The reason why I'm chummy
18:59With the spider
19:00Is because
19:05Because
19:06And
19:06I saved his ass
19:08And muse are gone
19:09Yeah, that's right
19:10I mean, this isn't
19:11Some grand conspiracy
19:13Is that so?
19:15It is so
19:21What is this?
19:23Parlor trick?
19:24You're gonna focus your mind
19:25Stick your finger in your ear
19:26And peer into my soul?
19:28No
19:28I don't think we'll be needing any magic
19:31Save that for the children's birthday parties
19:33Well then what?
19:33You wanna check my pockets
19:35For unmarked bills?
19:36Here, I'll make it easy for you
19:37I've got, uh
19:37A nickel
19:39And, uh
19:40Oh, not one
19:41But, count them
19:42Two
19:43Sticks of gum
19:45Ah, you're a cool customer
19:48But here's the thing
19:49I'm a bit like you
19:51A detective
19:53I watch
19:54I listen
19:55I keep track of things
19:57Up here
20:00Another drink
20:01Would you dare?
20:03Absolutely
20:09I'm just like you
20:10The only person
20:12That I'm truly loyal to
20:13Is me
20:15So, if I know a way
20:17To find out decisively
20:18Whether or not you
20:20Ben Reilly
20:21Are the spoiler
20:22I'll do it
20:23No matter the consequences
20:24Do you understand
20:25What I'm saying?
20:26I can't say that I do
20:28Sit
20:31Now
20:32Here's how I see it
20:33Ben Reilly
20:35Is a private dick
20:36Who doesn't care about
20:37Anybody else
20:38Except himself
20:39But the one thing
20:40I know about the spider
20:41Is he cares
20:42He's never been passive
20:44About innocent deaths
20:46Not on his watch
20:47Not if there's anything
20:48He can do about it
20:49I wouldn't know
20:51I would
20:52Give us your gun
20:56The one you think
20:57Nobody knows about
21:00So
21:02I'm
21:03Convinced
21:04But I'm not certain
21:05Sure
21:06I'm convinced
21:07We're all gonna die
21:08But
21:08There's only one way
21:10To be certain
21:10Yeah
21:11Exactly
21:12Quite clever
21:13Now I look around
21:15This room
21:15And I see
21:16A bunch of
21:17Tough elements
21:18Gangsters
21:19Mobsters
21:20Hardened criminals
21:21Not exactly the type
21:23That the spider
21:24Would lose any sleep over
21:25Right?
21:26But there's one exception
21:28One innocent
21:29Bystander
21:30One person
21:31That the spider
21:32Simply could not
21:34Sit back
21:34And allow to die
21:36Cut it out
21:37I'm not in the mood
21:38Well I wouldn't think
21:39You would be
21:40I mean it
21:41It's not funny
21:42Far from it
21:44It's tragic
21:45If I lose you
21:46Bad for business
21:47Bad for my heart
21:50You know how much
21:51You bring me joy
21:53But the way I see it
21:56This is the only way
21:57That I can be certain
21:59Let go of me Finn
22:00Now
22:02My gun
22:03Is the best damn show in town
22:06So
22:07If I kill her
22:08Then you're just Ben Royley
22:10A clever private investigator
22:12Who doesn't care about anybody
22:13But himself
22:13Or
22:14You really are the spoiler
22:16And you'll stop me
22:17Before I pull this trigger
22:26Listen
22:27He's not going to save me
22:30But not because
22:31He's a bad man
22:32So why then?
22:35It's okay dear
22:35Absolution awaits
22:38Because I broke his heart
22:44Why did you do that?
22:45You know why
22:48I wanted to hear you say it
22:52Because I'm in love with Flint
22:55I'm in love with him
22:57And I wanted to save him
22:58And I didn't care who I heard
23:00In the process
23:04Well
23:05At least she admits it
23:07That's right
23:08I admit it
23:09I'm tired of hiding
23:10And I'm tired of lying
23:13You want the rest of it?
23:14Okay
23:15Don't
23:15I did it because
23:16I wanted to save Flint
23:18And I wanted to kill you
23:21Desperately
23:21So you're the one
23:23Who hired Addison
23:24Yes
23:25You're the one
23:26Who told the mayor
23:27About my booze delivery
23:28Yes
23:29You're my Judas
23:30That's right
23:31So go ahead and kill me
23:33But do it because
23:34You want me dead
23:36Not because you think
23:37It'll prove something
23:38About Ben
23:38The only thing he's guilty of
23:40Is being in way over his head
23:45You see Royley
23:46That's the difference
23:49Between convinced
23:51And certain
23:52Whoa whoa whoa whoa
23:55Whoa
23:58Did I come at a bad time?
24:00Not at all
24:02Silvermane was just teaching us
24:04A lesson about
24:04How to kill a defenseless woman
24:06Sorry about that
24:07Go to hell
24:09Well
24:10Is this a pleasant surprise?
24:13Well
24:14That's close enough for my taste
24:16How's it going, Riley?
24:17Peachy
24:18Look
24:18He wanted me to come
24:19So I came
24:20What do you want?
24:21I like that
24:22Straight and to the point
24:25Let's talk business
24:26Yeah, let's
24:27I don't believe for a second
24:29That you're working for the mayor
24:31You're too bright
24:32And he's too dumb
24:35So why don't you come work for me?
24:37If you can't beat us
24:39Why not join us?
24:41Who says I can't beat you?
24:43Me
24:43For what?
24:44I'll second that
24:46I'm sorry
24:47Are you forgetting
24:48That I'm the spider
24:50And I can kick both your asses?
24:52Actually, not to overstep
24:54But I suggest you hear
24:55Mr. Burnout
24:58I'm sorry
24:58You want me to listen
24:59To Silvermane?
25:00I'm merely saying
25:02If we're being honest
25:03You're not as young
25:04As you once were
25:07Oh, actually in great shape
25:09Yeah, fit as a fiddle
25:10Downright's frog
25:11I'm merely suggesting
25:12That you might not want
25:14To leap headlong
25:16Into confrontation
25:17So soon
25:17After your big battle
25:19With Lonnie Lincoln
25:21Oh
25:22Yeah
25:22You might want to take a break
25:24You know
25:24Rest up
25:26Right
25:28So why don't you give him the answer
25:29And you give me my two G's
25:31And we can all be on our merry way
25:32Yeah
25:34My, oh my
25:36How interesting
25:38So many plot lines to follow
25:41How about we have one more?
25:44Found her skulking around outside
25:46I'm so sorry, Ben
25:47I shouldn't have
25:48Quiet, lady
25:51Look what you had on her, boss
25:57What?
25:59You want me to just bring this stuff in here?
26:01Seem dumb
26:01You're right
26:02This is
26:03Much
26:03Better
26:10So
26:11This is what the fuss is all about, huh?
26:14Bring it here
26:15Yeah, yeah
26:16Just give me one second
26:20How's that feel?
26:23Why the hell did you do that?
26:26Just want to see if it worked
26:31Yeah, seems like it does
26:33Give it here, buddy
26:34Want these?
26:36Yeah
26:36No games
26:37Oh
26:38But what if I want to play a game
26:42And let's call it
26:44Why should I?
26:46I'm not in the business of explaining myself
26:49Not to you
26:50Not to anybody
26:52They'll hand it over
26:54Your spider's no threat now
26:55So I'm wondering
26:57Why is it that you're so keen
27:00On having whatever's in these syringes?
27:03You see
27:04I think
27:05It's because you want to control us
27:08You
27:09Want to have power
27:11Over us
27:12Flint
27:13Take care of this guy for me
27:15Otherwise
27:15Why don't I just smash these last two vials
27:19And we'll just
27:19Call it a day
27:21Flint
27:21You're still with me, son
27:23You both are
27:25You know I would never touch a hair on our heads
27:28You know what to do
27:30Does he?
27:32Now his girlfriend
27:33She knew what to do
27:35You
27:37Just didn't
27:38Have
27:39The pulse
27:41Careful
27:43He's not your friend, Flint
27:44He's not even your boss
27:49He's your puppet master
27:52Pulling on your strings
27:53And making you dance
27:58But why let him
28:00Look at him
28:01He's not special
28:05He's just an old man
28:07In an expensive suit
28:09Fighting to stay relevant
28:12Consider your words carefully, my boy
28:14They may be our last
28:21Now
28:22Let's see who's behind the mask
28:37What the hell?
28:38The reporter
28:48Holy shit
28:54No
28:55No
29:01Papi
29:02Come on
29:03Hijos de tu madre
29:30I'm behind you
29:33No
29:34No
29:36No
29:36No
29:37No
29:38No
29:39No
29:40No
29:41No
29:41Robby
29:43Robby
29:43Is she okay?
29:44Yeah, I think so
29:47I get why you don't like this job
30:03Hey fellas
30:04Can I get you a drink?
30:06Don't send me a nick
30:08No
30:10No
30:35He just
30:47What's going on yet?
30:49The gray man washed the spider out.
30:54Looky, looky.
31:07All right, here goes nothing.
31:15Come and get it.
31:36Oh, no.
32:16Go, go, go.
32:33Let's go.
32:55After all I did for you, it makes my heart that you'd betray me like that.
33:00No, it breaks her heart that you didn't see was me.
33:04Is this because of that dentist?
33:06You'd never have been happy with him.
33:08Filling cavities in some New Jersey somewhere.
33:11I saved her life when I got rid of him.
33:15First a dentist and Flint.
33:18You sure can't pick them, can't you?
33:20That's right.
33:21I can pick my men, I can pick my dresses, and I can pick my songs.
33:29Liar, you loved being kept.
33:32You loved being cared for.
33:35Bed, dressed, painted head to toe.
33:38Not a hair out of place.
33:40Not a care in the world with a perch on the stage.
33:43Focus of all admiration.
33:47Never be satisfied.
33:48Is that what you said?
33:50Don't accept what's given to you.
34:00My one regret...
34:02is I only get to kill you once.
34:15The truth is, my love.
34:18I'm happy it's you.
34:21No.
34:40I'm happy it's you.
34:45I'm sorry.
34:47You're right.
34:49I'm sorry.
34:53oh come on you know i suppose i should thank you for saving your life back in france if we're
35:01being honest i have regrets no no no no for giving me the one thing i always want look at
35:11me now
35:13i'm a star you're not a star but you are sick and the stronger your power becomes
35:20the sicker you get but i can help you no thanks pal save your care for the sad
35:43that's not good
36:05spider looks more like a dog to me
36:22some hero you turned out to be
36:24i think you've proved your point you're kidding me i've waited my whole life for this
36:31my star turn on broadway a sold-out show packed house standing room
36:38only oh boo yourself say goodbye to the spider everyone
37:00oh honey i don't believe for one second you're gonna pull that trigger
37:08what a shame
37:23well well well ladies and gentlemen you are in luck tonight will be a double bill
37:30featuring me your leading man megawatt versus the sandman
37:42no i don't think he likes his new nickname
37:49it seems like our show has reached its final
37:53good night sweet prince and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest
38:13good night
38:16good night
38:26good night
38:31good night
38:41Come on, come on!
38:57Come on, come on!
39:06Come on, come on!
39:09I still have one left.
39:18Why?
39:19You know why.
39:23So does he.
39:41I appreciate it.
39:44Come on!
39:46It's all.
39:47Thank you, sir.
39:54Digitor officium ut es mortat.
39:59May Finn and Silvermane burn rest in peace.
40:04I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
40:04I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
40:23You're looking well.
40:25Thanks to you.
40:29Can we have a moment?
40:31Yeah.
40:37I love Flint.
40:40But in a different world, I really would have run away with you.
40:45You know that, right?
40:47It's one thing to use a guy.
40:50It's another to try and keep him on the hook
40:53after you've set sail for shore.
40:56Go to hell, then.
40:58I have.
40:59Keeping it warm for you.
41:00Bye-bye.
41:09Bye.
41:20Bye.
41:21Bye.
41:23Bye.
41:25Bye-bye.
41:27Thank you!
41:29Thank you, Julio!
41:36I still don't know if he's a Republican or a Democrat.
41:40What'd it say on the little box when you voted for him?
41:42I put the X where it said vote for crap.
41:48You see that? You see how it wobbles? Let's have it not do that.
41:52You heard the lady. No wobbling.
41:54How's a guy supposed to do his geometricals on a wobbly desk?
41:59Well, back to the salt mines.
42:02So, after all that, I get a newspaper to run.
42:05Morris wins, Flint gets the girl, and Janet gets a new office.
42:10What do you get?
42:13A new lease on life?
42:15I'll just settle for a really good hot dog.
42:22Paperweight labs.
42:28Riley Ruiz investigations.
42:30Mm-hmm.
42:32Oh, absolutely, we're open. I can slot you in at...
42:36You know what? You're in luck. We just had a cancellation for 2 p.m.
42:40Great.
42:42See you then.
42:44Why two?
42:45Makes us seem busy.
42:47Also, I want that hot dog. Robbie's buying.
42:51What? You're running your own newspaper now.
42:54Yeah, things worse than the bugle.
42:59Come on, Robertson. You don't want to buy me a hot dog?
43:01Hand me your stellar and fly.
43:05By the time I'm out the door, you tear me down like Roger Moore.
43:13Oh, I cheated myself.
43:18Like I knew I was.
43:23I told you I was trouble.
43:28You know that I'm no good.
43:47You know that I'm not gonna be a hot dog.
43:53You know that I'm not having fun.
43:58You know that I'm not helping myself.
43:58You know that I'm not having fun.
44:00You know that I'm not having fun.
44:01was a ghost
44:02run out to meet
44:05your chips and pitta
44:07you say when we
44:09married cause you're not
44:11bitter
44:11there'll be none of him
44:15no more
44:16I'll cry for you
44:18while the kitchen floor
44:20I cheated
44:23myself
44:25like I knew
44:27I would
44:30I told you
44:31I was trouble
44:34you know
44:36that I'm no good
44:40I cheated myself
44:44like I knew
44:45I would
44:48I told you
44:50I was trouble
44:52yeah you know
44:55that I'm no good
44:59I'm no good
44:59I don't SHE
44:59I'm no good
45:17I'm no good
45:18I'm no good
45:47I'll see you next time.
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