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Off Campus Episode 1
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00:06Thank you for listening.
00:57MUSIC CONTINUES
01:00MUSIC CONTINUES
01:58MUSIC CONTINUES
01:59MUSIC CONTINUES
02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no. I...
02:06Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
02:27MUSIC CONTINUES
02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:33That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still drop it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert
02:51to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:58Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like
03:11before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities
03:18to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I-I-I wrote in, like, an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered,
03:53anybody want to hazard a guess
03:55as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop.
04:04Dressed in coal's not my anything.
04:05It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy,
04:22and they weren't even good words.
04:23Hannah, you love his music,
04:25and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchakes at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:31Who-who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I-I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars,
04:47even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15Uh, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end,
05:18and your-your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top,
05:25help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Kate, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities
05:48that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20
05:58when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:01Same old conversation,
06:03all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it
06:08But I'm sick of everyone
06:09I need to sweat it out
06:12I need to have some fun
06:15Get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the club
06:18Go to the dance and the boys gonna love this
06:21I'm picking their lips
06:22Wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips
06:26Everybody's on some drugs
06:27Everybody wants some love
06:29I don't want shit
06:30I don't need to chase that hit
06:32As long as I got my boys and girls I'm rich
06:36Oh shit
06:37Oh shit
06:38Oh shit
06:40Oh shit
06:44Oh shit
06:54Oh shit
07:10Hey. Wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh. Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:24It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What? Budget cuts don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester. How... how can... no, no, they can't, no.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office. They can help.
07:41No, they're just gonna give me another work-study job. I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.
07:46Oh, my God. Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't stop breathing.
07:50You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money. Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:58Another classical composition scholarship?
08:02I could switch concentrations. Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:09And there's no money in classical.
08:10Well, jazz. Jazz. I could write jazz. Even less money, right? What do I do?
08:18And let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:22Hey, Hannah. We're gonna get through it, okay?
08:30I-I could write pop. First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but... You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:37Moments ago. And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory
08:43class freshman year. I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true. Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities
08:51in the work of One Direction. Yeah, see? Yeah, I can totally pop.
08:55How hard can it be, really? Famous last words.
08:58Because the competition, it's... it's pretty steep, Hannah.
09:00No, I can do this. I will do this.
09:06Okay. Bring some ideas into class. We'll talk.
09:11Okay.
09:25Dean! Dean! Where you at?
09:30Dean! Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:34He's taking the world's longest shower. Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan! Drains clogged again.
09:42No shit. Finish your fucking shower. I'll come fix it.
09:46Dean! Come help with the kegs.
09:48Told you. I'll be right down.
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:58Because I'll do it.
09:59You sure will.
10:00Never mind. Forget I have it.
10:04Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:10Guys?
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey!
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, bud?
10:25What up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening.
10:27We'll be in tomorrow.
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:31I'm a little experience.
10:33You in it?
10:34I don't know.
10:35I don't know.
10:36I don't know.
10:36I don't know.
10:37I don't know.
10:41It smells good, sir.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Say it, bro.
10:51I just fixed the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be any one.
10:59Fuck, dude.
10:59It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Hey, shower sex is hot.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house?
11:06You can fix it.
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making tuck?
11:15It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just...
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
11:22Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:24Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
11:27You walked into that one.
11:28Nothing for you, Logan.
11:29If you're gonna make all my food.
11:30Dude, you're beautiful, man.
11:31I look great.
11:33I'll be listening to.
11:39Here we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:49Nice.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham?
12:03Brought you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07Night before game.
12:09So strict.
12:11Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:19One, two, three.
12:28I'm so into you, I can barely breathe
12:34And all I wanna do is to fall in need
12:39Close ain't close enough till we cross the line
12:46So for your pop showcase tour de force
12:50Are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know, I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a GoPro
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor
12:59Yes I have
12:59With who?
13:03Okay, fine
13:04Exactly, you never have crushes
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Pol
13:09Is totally a sign that he's special
13:10So, be a tailor and do something about it
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to
13:29Fine, just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos
13:32Doesn't make him some untouchable rock god
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt
13:44And it goes terribly
13:45Or he's just not interested
13:47And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again
13:51Or maybe
13:59I'm not you, Ali
14:00I can't just find a husband day one of college
14:03I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked and then I fell which is my point
14:20I can't do this
14:23Okay, I have an idea
14:24Literally everyone's going to block party tomorrow
14:26Including Justin, probably
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:30Well, I don't like parties
14:32But you love music?
14:34No, I need to work on my showcase song
14:37That's an excuse, and you know it
14:39No, it's not
14:39I want to present a demo in my class next week
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter
14:43I think I'm spending the night at Shawn's anyway
14:45You'll have the place to yourself
14:47No, but I
14:47No, Hannah, I'm not letting you all fall out this time
14:50If you want to be a tailor
14:51You have to take a risk
15:14You have to take a risk
15:19But all the money in the world couldn't buy us this
15:22In case somebody else
15:24When we are in the streets
15:26Who are not going to work with them the same
15:29I don't have any money
15:30I don't have any money
15:31I don't have any money
15:32I don't have any money
15:44I don't think going to payeder
15:56Who is this?
15:56You are being the closest to a guy
15:57I don't have any collateral
16:00I have tooi
16:01To go by
16:02How to get started
16:06While we like
16:06I'm just a bite, so bite, bite, and bite on me.
16:12Feels down again, it might take you by surprise.
16:15My box of shorts are so scary, good driving.
16:19I change my hair, you change your clothes,
16:22my cheap tattoos, they feel like home.
16:25People talk, but I don't care,
16:28so then you run your thing is through my head.
16:31People talk, I know they do,
16:34just let them talk about me.
16:39Not a body, not a body,
16:42you're somebody to me.
16:51Oh!
17:05I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment, I just missed you.
17:28Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:31Wow, okay, guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What? That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game,
18:02how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay?
18:13I...
18:14I wanna be your girlfriend.
18:16Why?
18:19Why?
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major.
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe...
18:38You just wanna be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking
18:43that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:46But, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16And the Bruins are putting a lot of faith,
19:18a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential
19:22to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you've got a lady and you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She keeps me, you're not your man in game
19:42I'm gonna try and let her suck
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be
19:49You're the best old man
20:20Come on!
20:20Hey!
20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:39How says...
20:40Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:42Okay.
20:43Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I am a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour.
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini-fucking Phil Graham.
21:44Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris trophy or two, spend more time
21:50in your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36All right.
23:03You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Not since high school.
23:33I don't come back to you.
23:35I'm riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42Be nice to my friend, Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:52What if I write a terrible song, and I fail a pop showcase, and I can't afford my tuition
23:59next semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love, and
24:07life, and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're going to fall in love someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night, and I have literally no idea what
24:25it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:41Nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:47Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:56Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open at Malone's today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:07Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32Long time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know.
25:37I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:38No, no, I'm sorry.
25:40Sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41You left the game?
25:44Oh, yeah, you like it.
25:45You're not having a nice and you can borrow it.
25:50Ah, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, no, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18It's a uniform?
26:20Right.
26:23Carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I...
26:39Oh, my God.
26:40Yeah.
26:40Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:12Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23You could tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:28Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points at actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:17Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:25De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31You know, gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:40Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:47Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:57I saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:25Cindy and I are getting married.
29:30You've been dating for like two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see anything.
29:46I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a maid and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55For real.
29:56Boy.
29:57Boy.
29:58Boy.
29:58Boy.
29:59Boy.
29:59Boy.
30:00Boy.
30:07Boy.
30:27I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:35All right, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:56Derek Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game.
31:01He needs to be consistent.
31:07Hey, come on, bro. Get your head in here.
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:27Fuck!
31:28Oh!
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Derek Graham turns out to be.
31:56He said that?
31:58You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing.
32:02You've been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever. Good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:14Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:26Oh, my God.
32:30Oh, my God.
32:35Oh, my God.
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:15Hey, the game's not over!
33:41Hey, Garrett!
34:32Hey, Garrett!
34:35Hey, Garrett!
35:00Hey, Garrett!
35:02Hey, Garrett!
35:05Hey, Garrett!
35:06Hey, Garrett!
35:06Hey, Garrett!
35:06Hey, Garrett!
35:31Hey, Garrett!
35:40Hey, Garrett!
35:44Let's go!
35:55I need you!
35:59I need you!
36:06Coachup!
36:07Yeah, thought we lost you for a minute there.
36:53It's not on the one, it's not the mambo, it's a feeling, a heartbeat.
37:13What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie.
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this, you promised.
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us.
37:29No, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest.
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie.
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing.
37:36Hi, babe, good to see you too.
37:38Whatever.
37:39Hi, I love you.
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out.
37:41It's block party, Hannah.
37:42You know, if you don't give an ass, she'll just keep at it until you do.
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you.
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb.
37:50That doesn't matter.
37:51She's coming.
37:55I don't know what just happened.
37:57Justin Cole just happened.
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there.
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole.
38:01And he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in.
38:04No, no, I have nothing to wear.
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true.
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit.
38:10You just do your makeup.
38:11Let me try to look hot, Hannah.
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15You just look... Sean, help me.
38:18I plead the fifth.
38:20Fine, okay.
38:21I'll do your makeup too.
38:21Just hustle.
38:22Before Justin leaves.
38:45Oh!
38:46Ew!
38:47Yes, bitch!
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey!
38:51Hi!
38:52Okay, um, don't look now, but Justin is right over.
38:55I just said don't look now.
39:00Well, now you have to go over there.
39:02No, I-I talked to him earlier.
39:03He's not good.
39:04No, no.
39:05Stop thinking this.
39:06No, this is why we pre-game.
39:08Now, put on your big girl pants and go talk to him.
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl.
39:12Look how courage!
39:13Look at your pressure.
39:14How was that?
39:15Hannah's been in high school.
39:16I thought we'd be.
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public.
39:19You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole.
39:23Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, babe?
39:26Well, yeah, we can.
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party.
39:54The, uh, waitress from the lawns, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who?
40:05She has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:12All right, we're doing shots.
40:13We're doing shots, boys.
40:15All right.
40:15Come on.
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it right now.
40:17Give a shot.
40:18Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:19Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yep.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh, ooh.
40:26Hey.
40:28Oh.
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:32Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me.
40:36Here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:37Where by are you?
40:38That's her name.
40:39Come on.
40:40Good one, Dini.
40:41Get in here.
40:41Cheers, boy.
40:43Cheers.
40:43Say it with you
40:44And I think it's like you took my hair off
40:47But then you told me to leave
40:49And I don't want to leave
40:51And you lost a vision with you
40:54And you gave me a kiss
40:57I was gonna think of the show
41:00Oh, oh, oh, oh
41:04I don't want to leave it for you
41:08Oh, oh, oh, oh
41:13I don't want to leave it for you
41:16Say it with you
41:20Yes! Yes!
41:23Fuck yeah!
41:26Sugar and sound
41:28Crypto-rose
41:29Eating cabanas by myself
41:32And I remain by cocaine
41:35Closing the lobby waiting for me
41:38I'm on the list like no I can't
41:41Um, hello?
41:42Hello?
41:46All yours, princess
41:50All yours, princess
41:58Hey, what?
42:00Oh!
42:01It's just the color
42:02I can't
42:03Yes
42:04I am
42:04It's just the color
42:04I am
42:05I am
42:06I am
42:09I am
42:10I am
42:18okay you're ready no i'm not who are you we'll be watching perfect okay give me your code
42:28you got it
42:29you better go
42:36stop it
42:50yeah one two three got it
42:54hey you okay
42:55Are you all right?
42:58Yeah, uh, the, um, uh, the, uh, grand, um, stupid cheers.
43:05Okay.
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
43:10I'm a musician, too.
43:12Writer, not performer.
43:14You're sick, yeah.
43:15What kind of stuff do you like?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly.
43:20Yeah, classical.
43:21Yeah, but I'm trying out other styles, too, like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic,
43:29uh, but mostly pop, though, and...
43:33Wellesie.
43:33Classical.
43:35Garrett?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.
43:38You never do.
43:40Oh, no!
43:41No, no, no, no, no.
43:43What?
43:45Hey.
43:46I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you went out at Eastwood today.
43:49Yeah, thanks, man.
43:51No worries.
43:52What, you're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played.
43:56You know, nothing like Phil Graham, but, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
44:01Yeah.
44:03You're, uh, you're Hannah, right?
44:05Yeah.
44:07Hannah Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:14Officially.
44:16Oh?
44:18Okay.
44:19Hey.
44:19I don't play.
44:20I don't play.
44:20I don't play.
44:20I don't play.
44:21Sierra, huh?
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31For...
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has.
44:39Especially when that someone is a Briar U athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:50Oh.
44:52Fuck.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:21You, uh...
45:22You sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh...
45:31You love it.
45:32I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know.
45:41It's just something...
45:44I've always done.
45:45To impress my dad.
45:48And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:56What about your mom?
46:02She, um...
46:05Uh...
46:05She died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:11Oh.
46:13Look.
46:17I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I want to earn it.
46:26And...
46:26I'm pretty sure you're the only one who can help me do that.
46:31So what?
46:32I...
46:32I help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:42You'd still have to pay me.
46:44Obviously.
46:56Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space.
47:02This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours.
47:05You don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08That was my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:15Asshole!
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:18You're not interested in me and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional.
47:29So?
47:37Deal.
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
47:59If we're gonna be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa! Easy!
48:03I just met you.
48:04What are we gonna do?
48:05Hold hands?
48:06You seriously think that's gonna get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up.
48:24You can't blush whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself. I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:29Yeah.
48:32See? Nothing.
48:33Not bad.
48:38Me and you in the Bruins.
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh, my God. Justin's here.
48:47Be cool. You're with me.
48:50He is not just some random guy I wanna hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect.
48:56Why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
48:57Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player, not the punk.
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means, trust me.
49:25If I looked all over the world, and there's every type of girl.
49:32Once you're empty, I seem to pass me by.
49:36I'm dancing with myself.
49:37So let's sink another drink.
49:41It'll give me time to think.
49:44If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance.
49:48I am dancing with myself.
49:50Oh, oh.
49:51Dancing with myself.
49:54Dancing with myself.
49:57But there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove.
50:00I am dancing with myself.
50:02Oh, oh, oh.
50:04Swap!
50:05Swap!
50:05Swap!
50:06Swap!
50:07Swap!
50:08Swap!
50:10Swap!
50:12Swap!
50:13Oh, oh, oh.
50:14I looked all over the world
50:18And there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
50:24You left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink
50:30It'll give me time to think
50:33If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing, dancing
50:40Dancing with myself
50:43Dancing with myself
50:45If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:49If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:52If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
51:39And if I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
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