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00:00From USK to New Day, nerds are passionate about a lot of things.
00:03But there's one thing they love above all else,
00:05and that is correcting people.
00:06This is I'm Actually.
00:20Joining us on today's episode, we have Amy Dallin.
00:23Hello, you look good in that chair.
00:25Joan Ford.
00:26Hi, and I got a second that you look great in this chair.
00:29And Zach Oyama.
00:31If he looks good in the chair.
00:33And joining us as always from the fact checker room is Brian David Gilbert.
00:37Hi, hi.
00:38How's that jumpsuit feeling?
00:39I feel sleek like a porpoise.
00:42Sleek like a porpoise, okay.
00:44Also, you do look good in that chair.
00:45I say that to you before every episode.
00:48Yeah, that is our pre-show kind of ritual.
00:50Your chair pretty good too.
00:52All right, well, without the winningest champion, me as a reminder,
00:56in the pool of contestants, we need to find who our new champion is
01:00by a new metric that I've made up because I run the show now.
01:04As an anime fan, I've always loved a tournament arc,
01:07so welcome to the Tournament of Champions.
01:18We'll find out once and for all who is the principal pedant.
01:22You've all been on the show before, obviously, as your high win rate has brought you here to this tournament.
01:27But I will repeat the rules once again.
01:30I have here in front of me a stack of statements.
01:33These are incorrect statements about properties that you know and love.
01:36It is up to you to figure out what is wrong, buzz in, and correct me.
01:39You must start all your corrections off with I'm actually or I can't give you the point.
01:42As a matter of fact, someone else can buzz in, say I'm actually, and steal that point from you.
01:47You're free to interrupt me at any time, and that's about it.
01:50Are you really the winningest of all time?
01:53Yeah.
01:53That's so cool.
01:54Brennan has since, you know, tied, but I'm no longer in the pool, so there's no real...
01:59Do you feel it counts because you're not in the pool anymore?
02:02No, this has been pretty fun.
02:04It's been fun to be on the other side, see how the sausage is made.
02:07Let's begin with our first statement.
02:10One of Elden Ring's most beloved characters is an unusually gentle soul.
02:14Muriel, past her vows, is a giant talking beluga whale with a pope hat.
02:19Um, actually, they're a turtle with a pope hat.
02:22They're the turtle pope.
02:24That is correct.
02:26They're the turtle pope.
02:27Yeah, so you answered that quickly, so I'm guessing you're playing some Elden Ring?
02:31I was unemployed for a whole year, and most of it was spent playing Elden Ring.
02:35That's the perfect time to do it.
02:37Whenever you can, like, give yourself, like, a personal challenge when you're already in a difficult time,
02:43I think that that's, like, the best time to really dive into, like, a very masochistic video game.
02:48I really do think so.
02:49Okay, but, like, what is Muriel pastor of? Like, is there a congregation?
02:53They live in a dilapidated church that's kind of fallen down around them, but they are still there, like, kind
02:59of holding down.
03:01Did anyone see Turtle Conclave?
03:02No.
03:03Now that you're saying that, are Conclave and Elden Ring in the same universe?
03:07Like, that turtle.
03:09I think John Lithgow's running around like, ah!
03:10Yes, yes, yes.
03:13Yeah, that is a point for Joan as we move on to our next statement.
03:19The eponymous Battlestar Galactica was originally believed to be the only spaceship that survived the Cylon attack.
03:25But in season two of the show, Battlestar Pegasus is introduced.
03:29Commanded by Rear Admiral Helena Kane, the Pegasus escaped the 12 colonies by executing a blind jump out of its
03:36shipyard.
03:36Um, actually, is it the 13 colonies?
03:40No, it is the 12 colonies.
03:41That's just America.
03:42Okay.
03:44Um, actually, it is not Rear Admiral Helena Kane.
03:48It is Rear Admiral Helena Kane.
03:50Okay, okay.
03:52Amy.
03:52Um, actually, we're saying eponymous, it is a Battlestar, but the name is just Galactica.
03:58That is a very good super pedantic guess, but Battlestar Galactica, you know, it's part of the name, it's the
04:05whole name, you know?
04:06Um, actually, the Cylons were in, like, conjunction, like, working with some humans, so is it really fair to call
04:12it just a Cylon attack?
04:14Yes, it is fair to call it just a Cylon attack.
04:17All right, Amy.
04:18Um, actually, depending on when we're starting our count from, a lot of spaceships survived, because otherwise 33 would not
04:26have been very stressful to watch as they kept dying.
04:29But it was the only one like itself.
04:30That is correct.
04:32It wasn't the only ship to survive the Cylon attack.
04:35A ragtag fleet of civilian ships have accompanied the Galactica since day one.
04:40So that is a point for Amy.
04:43Great, yes.
04:4320-year-old spoilers for 33 is very stressful.
04:46I mean, yeah, if you don't watch the first episode.
04:50You see that in the first episode, right?
04:52That they all kicking it with it?
04:54Yeah.
04:54How do you feel about if you're one of the civilian ships and the TV show isn't named after you?
04:59It's just named after the Galactica.
05:00Also here.
05:01Yeah.
05:01And it should be Battlestar Galactica and pals, is what I'm thinking.
05:06Why don't we call it Shit Bucket?
05:08My ship.
05:09Yeah.
05:09Because my ship is cool.
05:11That should be the title of the ship.
05:12There's just a couple of us.
05:13That's something I've never seen is like the people on one of those little ships who think they're the main
05:17characters all this time.
05:19You know?
05:20And they should be.
05:20Somebody make that.
05:21Yeah.
05:22I feel like that's like food on the table, too, where it's like, oh, we're not going to name it
05:26so that if we want to do a spin-off where it's like, yeah, it's just Shit Bucket and Crew
05:30just rolling around.
05:31I would love to see what Tony Gilroy could do with Shit Bucket and Crew.
05:35That's the true challenge for Tony.
05:37Let's move on to our next statement.
05:39In the WonderSwan and Game Boy Advance versions of Final Fantasy, players can find a startling tombstone in Elfheim, also
05:46known as Elfland, that says, here lies Kirby in reference to Kirby's Dream Land.
05:50I'm actually, here lies Link is what it says.
05:54That is correct.
05:55That is a point for Zack.
05:58It says, here lies Link in most versions of Final Fantasy.
06:01And the original English localization had the epitaph read, here lies Erdrich, a reference to Dragon Quest.
06:08The first Kirby game wasn't released until five years after Final Fantasy.
06:12I'm currently, I'm trying to play through all the Final Fantasy games and sort of recently played like one through
06:18three.
06:19The first ones are pretty boring.
06:21And so that really stood out as an interesting one.
06:23Was it startling?
06:24Oh, that's kind of fun.
06:27That's a really damning thing to be like, yeah, one of the most interesting things is a random grave in
06:31this game that I read.
06:33Yeah, seven is the best.
06:34People will try and tell you six, but they are wrong.
06:37I love nine.
06:38Okay, so you're a weird boy.
06:39That's a ten.
06:40Hey, guess what?
06:40I'm a weird boy.
06:41So that is a point for Zack, meaning everyone is tied with one point as we move into our next
06:47statement, which is a fan submitted statement from Miss Cthulhu.
06:52LucasArts point-and-click adventure games like Maniac Mansion and its sequel Day of the Tentacle, Grim Fandango, and the
06:58Monkey Island games became legendary for their clever writing and humor.
07:03Another thing that also set them apart from their competitor Sierra was that they didn't want to punish the player.
07:08One example was by making it impossible to die in Secret of Monkey Island, which became the norm for all
07:14Monkey Island games.
07:16Um, actually, you can die in the Secret of Monkey Island.
07:20That is correct.
07:20It's actually possible to die at exactly one spot in the Secret of Monkey Island.
07:25It's when protagonist Guybrush is thrown into the water and failing to simply pick up the rock within ten minutes
07:32will cause Guybrush to drown.
07:34Now, was this before or after?
07:35Because the one I imprinted on was Loom, which you should not have been able to die in, but we
07:39did find the one way.
07:41Oh.
07:41There's exactly one way to die in Loom, which is, uh, you get a spell that opens and closes things.
07:46And if you ever find yourself in a void between worlds, maybe don't close all the doors.
07:51Okay.
07:51Ooh.
07:51It's not a good idea.
07:53I will remember that.
07:53It's just you and the void.
07:55Yeah.
07:55Um, but I missed this.
07:57I mean...
07:57You need to be incredibly patient for this one.
08:00You gotta be seeking it out.
08:01There's so many, like, things around you that are sharp that can cut you free, I'm pretty sure.
08:06I have not played this specifically, but it seems like you gotta really be like, yeah, I'm going to the
08:12bathroom right now and I'll come back.
08:13Exactly.
08:14That's what I say.
08:15It's like your mom calls you downstairs and you go down and she's like, why you ain't take the chicken
08:19out the fridge?
08:19And you're like, oh, cause I was playing Secret Monkey Island.
08:21And I was like, yeah, you're always on that damn game.
08:23That's why I tell you, stay off that game.
08:24Because I told you I asked to go ahead and get the chicken out the freezer.
08:27Now what are we gonna eat for dinner?
08:28And I was like, oh, maybe, and I'm trying to be cute, saying, McDonald's.
08:31It's like, oh, you got McDonald's money?
08:33I was like, no, mom.
08:34It's like, all right, then why the hell are you over here talking about my chicken?
08:36Yeah, and then I go back up and I'm dead.
08:39This actually, in Monkey Island, I feel like accidentally failing because you didn't think about the kids who forgot to
08:45take the chicken out of the freezer is a supremely LucasArts adventure game way for that to go wrong.
08:50So, yeah, they owe you money is what I'm saying.
08:52All right, that is a point for Zach.
08:56And this brings us to our first shiny question of the game.
08:59Shiny questions, just like shiny Pokemon, are worth the same, but they're just a little bit different and a little
09:03rarer.
09:04This one is called Tit for Tattoo.
09:11We're gonna show you a piece of art, and your job is to buzz in and tell us which fictional
09:16character has this art tattooed on their body.
09:19Whoever gets the most correct wins the point.
09:21Let's reveal it.
09:24Oh, Jones.
09:25Um, actually, that's Aang.
09:27Yes, that is Aang from Avatar.
09:29A full skull tattoo like that, that's unpleasant.
09:33Yeah.
09:34But they got that nice muted color, and it never fades, or like, you know, it just sort of really
09:40nicely carries through all of the dirt and snow and various things that they go through.
09:44Do you think that that is an air temple power?
09:47I was wondering also, like, obviously everyone, the person who tattooed him, definitely dead.
09:52Uh, he's been in ice for a hundred years.
09:54For a long time.
09:54But do you think the first time that that tattoo started glowing, they were like, shit, yeah, that rules, man.
10:00I didn't know where it was gonna start glowing from, but coming from the tattoo, that's cool as hell.
10:05Do you think other people went to that tattoo art as being like, give me the glow thing, bro?
10:08Sorry, it's kind of a last airbender sort of thing.
10:12Yeah, it doesn't really work for everyone, sorry.
10:14All right, let's show our next tattoo.
10:18Oh.
10:19Zach.
10:20That's Dr. Manhattan.
10:21That is correct, from Watchmen.
10:24These are the only two I'm gonna know!
10:25Yeah, and these are the most clothes we see him in ever.
10:29All right, let's see our next tattoo.
10:33Joan.
10:33Um, actually, is that Popeye the Sailor Man?
10:35That is Popeye the Sailor Man, that is correct.
10:38I hear he lives in a garbage can.
10:40Yeah, yeah.
10:42Let's look at your next tattoo.
10:46Zach.
10:47Is that Constantine?
10:48That is correct, that is John Constantine from Constantine.
10:52I remember that movie, whoa, I was like, damn, we're dark here.
10:57Angels are bad.
10:59All right, let's look at our next tattoo.
11:04Um, actually, that is a white guy dressed like Blade.
11:08That is not a white guy dressed like Blade.
11:11It's a Silver Samurai, I'm making this up.
11:14That is not a Silver Samurai, that's, it was a good, good guess.
11:17Um, actually, is it from Saints Row?
11:19That is incorrect, it is not from Saints Row.
11:22I will call it there, that's Jin Kazama from Tekken.
11:25Of course.
11:26Oh no, what?
11:26My good friend.
11:28Yeah.
11:28Let's look at our next tattoo.
11:32Um, actually, I was gonna say, is that a Targaryen?
11:35No, that is incorrect.
11:37Zach.
11:37That's the girl with the dragon tattoo.
11:39That is correct, this is Lizbeth Salander from Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
11:45Let's look at your next tattoo.
11:49Joan.
11:49Um, actually that's Snake from The Simpsons.
11:51Yep, Snake Jailbird from The Simpsons.
11:55Can I get some kind of honorary credit for being ten seconds behind on every one of these?
11:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:00Usually I just don't know and I'm fine with that.
12:01You're accruing interest in some way, yeah.
12:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:03I want you to notice how your opponents have their fingers above the button, Amy, and your...
12:08You know what?
12:09And your...
12:10Progamer stats!
12:11I had to think about it and then...
12:12Your thumb was off to the side, so that's more seconds it takes to bring it up here.
12:16You know what, I appreciate this.
12:18I got you, I got you.
12:19Let's reveal your next tattoo.
12:21You just gotta lock it, you know.
12:23Joan.
12:23Um, actually that is Mumra from the hit show Thundercats and Thundercats Roar.
12:30That is correct.
12:32I'm just gonna give a little brag and say this was easy for me because I did write for a
12:37Thundercats show at one point.
12:38That's so cool!
12:39Yeah, so finally, finally something from...
12:41And I'm sure that you also have that tattoo, everyone on the crew probably has.
12:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:46We were all forced to get it, I have one, yeah.
12:48Yeah, I can't tell it.
12:50So, uh, Zach, you had three correct.
12:53Joan, you had four, so that is the point for you.
12:57How many did I have?
12:58You just didn't even say.
12:59Um, zero, unfortunately.
13:00Oh!
13:01But some might say it was from your thumb being too far down on the buzzer.
13:05I guess that is what I can say on the internet later.
13:08Yeah, the sun was in your eyes, I've been there, the controller's not working.
13:11Okay, so that brings our score to Amy with one, Joan with two, and Zach with two, as we move
13:18into our next statement.
13:21In addition to Studio Ghibli's whimsical fantasies like Spirited Away and Kiki's Delivery Service, Hayao Miyazaki also directed movies more
13:29rooted in reality, like Grave of the Fireflies and Only Yesterday.
13:33Um, actually, he did not direct Grave of the Fireflies.
13:36That is correct.
13:38I hit the button.
13:39I did.
13:40I just want you to believe me personally.
13:42I believe you.
13:42I believe you knew that.
13:43Both Grave of the Fireflies and Only Yesterday were directed by Ghibli's second most prolific director, Esau Takahata.
13:51That is a point for Joan, bringing our scores to one for Amy, two for Zach, three for Joan Ford,
13:56and we move on to our next statement.
14:00Five teenagers and an alien seem like an unlikely group to save the world, but they were handpicked by the
14:06Elemis to be animorphs.
14:08Tobias is a son of an Andalite prince.
14:10Axe is that same prince's younger brother.
14:12Cassie is a temporal anomaly who can sense disruptions in the timeline.
14:18Marco is the son of Visser 1's host.
14:20Rachel is an extraordinary warrior whose strength is unmatched.
14:23And Jake's natural leadership skills and personal connection to each of the others ties the group together.
14:29Um, actually, is this not describing the Animorphs?
14:33Like, I feel like the Animorphs were all like teens at the mall or something.
14:37But Tyus and, like, the names are...
14:38Yeah.
14:39Well, these are things that are discovered as you go later in the books.
14:42Okay, okay.
14:42Yeah, yeah.
14:43But they were all, like, teens.
14:44Yeah, they were all teens.
14:45All teens, okay.
14:45These are all teens.
14:46But you find out that the reason the Elemis picked them were these reasons.
14:50Um, actually...
14:51Okay, well, you just said something that makes me feel like my answer's wrong, but they were not handpicked.
14:55They stumbled upon this.
14:57I would say you're close.
14:58Okay.
14:58Okay.
14:59Some were handpicked.
15:00Some weren't.
15:01Um, actually, Axe is not one of the handpicked crew.
15:06Axe is one of the chosen.
15:08Um, actually, Cassie is not one of the handpicked crew.
15:12Cassie is one of the handpicked crew.
15:14Um, actually, of course, Marco is not one of the handpicked crew.
15:19Marco is also one of the handpicked crew.
15:21Fuck!
15:22Um, actually, it kind of goes without saying, but Rachel is not one of the handpicked crew.
15:26Well, even though you picked that one, I was already going to call it there since we're just going to
15:30keep picking through the names.
15:32Okay, okay.
15:33I will give the point to Zach since Zach found out the thing that was wrong.
15:40I read most of the first book and then watched the first episode of the Nickelodeon show.
15:45I remember the kid who became a hawk forever.
15:48Yeah.
15:48Kind of scared the shit out of me, the idea of just being stuck as a hawk forever.
15:53Even though that's a cool thing to do.
15:54Yeah, I mean, pretty badass.
15:55I mean, for a while.
15:57Like, I think that's cool for like a day.
15:59And after that, you're like, oh, fuck.
16:01Did he still have like the brain of a boy?
16:02Yeah.
16:03It's a sad fate.
16:04It is.
16:04So here is the correction that we were looking for.
16:07Oh yeah, please.
16:07Is Rachel and Jake just happened to be with the other Animorphs when they gained their powers.
16:12Only Cassie, Marco, Tobias, and Axe were chosen by the Elemist.
16:17Which like, that should even piss Tobias off more.
16:19Like, I was chosen and they weren't the ones that got stuck as a hawk forever.
16:24We go shit on a car.
16:26Which you can do though, because you're a hawk.
16:28Yeah, totally fine.
16:29Alright, so that is a point for Zack.
16:31And let's move on to our next statement.
16:34Final Fantasy 7 is a beloved story full of unreliable narrators.
16:39Cloud, Zack, Tifa, and Sephiroth all tell different versions of what happened in Nibelheim.
16:44A town where Sephiroth makes a heel turn from legendary soldier to mad villain.
16:48Zack.
16:49Actually, Sephiroth is not a narrator in that.
16:53You see everyone else's versions.
16:56Sephiroth does give you his version.
16:58It's kind of when you kind of confront him around Genova when he sees like,
17:02yo, this is why I tripped out.
17:05I'm gonna be so mad at myself when this is wrong, but I feel like, um, actually, it's not Nibelheim.
17:09It is Nibelheim.
17:11Do we really need two Final Fantasy questions?
17:14Zack.
17:14Um, actually, Tifa is not an unreliable narrator.
17:18Tifa is kind of giving her own kind of spin of things.
17:21And you kind of find out hers is kind of different.
17:25Kind of like around the second disc, I think.
17:27Um, actually, we don't know Zack's perspective on Final Fantasy.
17:30That is correct.
17:32Zack's is the only perspective.
17:33We never hear his side of the story.
17:35He's left out of some tellings and central to the events.
17:39But he also is dead before the game begins.
17:42And Cloud's trauma response involved assuming his identity.
17:45Spoiler.
17:46Um, you have a point in the game where if you go somewhere,
17:50you have a flashback of Zack going through the story.
17:54You might be thinking of either the newer one and there is a crisis core which you play as Zack.
18:00I think in Final Fantasy 7, if you go back to Midgar or something, you have a flashback as Zack.
18:07But that might be because Cloud is taking on his persona.
18:11I think that that might be.
18:12Yeah, because there was a period where when Cloud kind of realizes what he did,
18:16there's these moments that you relive.
18:19Yeah.
18:19And it kind of morphs back into Zack.
18:22I think that might be what you're thinking about.
18:23That's what I'm remembering.
18:24You are.
18:25It's close.
18:26But again, like, I mean, this is classic Tetsuya Nomura stuff where it's like,
18:30yeah, maybe you could say it's that.
18:32But also, like, he kind of just kind of freewheels it.
18:35But also, there's still a weird dream.
18:37Yeah, you understand.
18:38Also, it must have been even wilder for you because if you change your Cloud's name to Zack,
18:43you know, you really...
18:45Did you?
18:46Did you?
18:46I did.
18:47I was Zack.
18:48But not spelled with a K.
18:50I can't even get in the headspace of a Zack with a K, to be honest.
18:54That's a completely different animal.
18:55Is this the game where Cloud dresses up like a girl?
18:58That's like the one thing I know about Final Fantasy.
19:00It's very memorable.
19:01Yeah, yeah.
19:02I'm very aware of that part of Final Fantasy lore and nothing else.
19:06That is a point for Amy.
19:07Bringing our scores to Amy with two, Joan with three, Zack with three.
19:12And it is time for our next shiny question, legal limit reversed.
19:20In the past, you've had to name songs played for just a few seconds.
19:24The amount that we're legally allowed to play, but today we're remixing that by playing these
19:29short clips backwards.
19:30We'll play a few reversed seconds of a beloved TV show's theme song and you buzz in and correctly
19:36name the show.
19:37Whoever gets the most correct wins the point.
19:40This is next level.
19:41Yeah.
19:41You can use that in the trailer.
19:42Yeah.
19:43Alright, let's start with our first theme song.
19:57Joan.
19:58X-Men.
19:58That is correct.
19:59Well done.
20:00Wasn't sure.
20:01Let's play our next sound.
20:10Lord of the Rings.
20:11Incorrect.
20:12Joan.
20:13Actually, Game of Thrones.
20:15Incorrect.
20:16That's Doctor Who.
20:17That is correct.
20:18Oh.
20:19Makes sense.
20:19Yes.
20:20It makes sense why I don't know this.
20:22Let's play your next theme song.
20:30Joan.
20:31Game of Thrones.
20:32That is correct.
20:33Nicely done.
20:33Next song.
20:41Succession.
20:41Correct.
20:42I didn't realize how many themes I know just by sound font.
20:46Yeah.
20:47Oh, yeah.
20:48I hear that little jiggly thing.
20:50I'm like, yeah.
20:50I get it.
20:51Succession.
20:51Next theme.
20:59Rick and Morty?
21:00Incorrect.
21:01X-Files?
21:02Incorrect.
21:03Bones?
21:04Incorrect.
21:06Fringe.
21:07Incorrect.
21:07We'll call it there.
21:08This was from Criminal Minds.
21:10You're telling me it's not bones?
21:11Yeah.
21:12That's basically bones.
21:13Matthew Gray Goobler.
21:15Yeah.
21:15The Goops.
21:16You mean Goobler.
21:17All right.
21:17Let's play your next theme song.
21:25X-Files?
21:26That is correct.
21:27The soundscape is so similar to Colonel Mike.
21:28Yeah.
21:29Yeah.
21:29I know.
21:30Let's play your next sound.
21:39That one is Rick and Morty.
21:40That is correct.
21:42That is correct.
21:43Let's play your next one backwards.
21:53Good hell.
21:54That is correct.
21:55Wow.
21:56That was a close one.
21:57Zach, if you would have got that, it was a tie.
21:58Damn it, Bobby.
21:59Point breakdown.
22:00Amy, you had one correct.
22:02Zach, you had two correct.
22:04And Joan, you had four correct, which means you get the point for that shiny question.
22:08At this point of the game, it's still anyone can take it.
22:12So, let's go ahead and jump into our next statement.
22:15Alexander Dumas' classic novel, The Count of Monte Cristo, is a thrilling tale about the charming young sailor Edmond Dantes,
22:22falsely accused by his rivals for conspiring to murder Marie Antoinette.
22:26In the timeless and influential tale, Dantes plans an elaborate revenge that has been adapted into several movies and even
22:33an anime.
22:34Um, Dantes is not accused of trying to murder Marie Antoinette.
22:40He's delivering papers for someone who wants Napoleon to come back and the non-Napoleon people are in charge.
22:46Very sorry, French history.
22:47She didn't say I'm actually.
22:49I'm actually!
22:50Oh, right.
22:51I'm actually.
22:52Of course.
22:53What I was just thinking of is that Edmond Dantes was not accused of trying to conspire to murder Marie
23:00Antoinette.
23:01He was accused of something else.
23:03Okay.
23:04Can you be more specific about that?
23:06Yeah!
23:06Yeah, I could.
23:08Conspiring to murder his wife.
23:12Okay.
23:12So, you did figure out what is wrong, but I will give the chance if someone can be more correct.
23:18Joan.
23:19He wasn't gonna murder Marie Antoinette.
23:21No, no, no.
23:22Uh, he was going to kill the king and take his place, face-off style.
23:29Incorrect.
23:30Face-off, sorry, face-off style.
23:31Face-off style.
23:32I do want to hear more.
23:33It's not the right answer.
23:34I do want to hear more about how this could be happening, face-off style.
23:36Yeah, the late reaction.
23:37You ever go to a pizza place and you get it face-off style?
23:39You get it face-off style.
23:39He was going to take the king's face and swap and face-off.
23:45Face-off.
23:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:45But like, it was gonna be like steampunk face-off.
23:48That's why Count of Monte Cristo is often referred to as steampunk, face-off.
23:53And Amy, can you tell us the reason?
23:55He was not in trouble for trying to kill Marie Antoinette.
23:59That's not a thing.
24:00He was suspected of trying to help Napoleon get back in power against whatever was going on.
24:06Sorry, French history fans at the time.
24:09And that was, they framed him for being like a Bonaparte guy.
24:12It had nothing to do with Marie Antoinette.
24:14That is correct.
24:15Amy, you get the point for that for knowing.
24:17In the novel, Dante is actually accused of conspiring to bring about the return of Napoleon Bonaparte, who was exiled
24:24at the time.
24:25The anime is quite dope and it's set in space.
24:28What?
24:29Yeah.
24:29Let's move on to our next statement.
24:32Luna the Cat guided Sailor Moon's reawakening and acted as her mentor and advisor.
24:37Her powers also enabled her to reawaken the other four members of the Inner Sailor Guardians, detect evil energy, and
24:43summon items such as the Guardians' transformation pens.
24:46Um, actually, she did not awaken all four other members of the Inner Senshi.
24:53That is correct.
24:55Thank God.
24:55Do you know which sailor was a sailor before the anime?
25:00It's gotta be V, right? Sailor V, Sailor Venus?
25:02That is correct, yes.
25:03Luna didn't awaken Sailor Venus.
25:05She was already active as a guardian before the start of the anime.
25:08She was awakened by a different cat, Artemis.
25:11It's actually wild.
25:12I don't know if y'all are Sailor Moon people, but the idea that you are a long lost, very
25:18special person, and you are the leader,
25:20but before you wake up, a random other one not only is, like, awakened, but is a minor celebrity.
25:26Um, and if I'm remembering correctly, has her own video game.
25:28Yeah, I think there's like an arcade game or something.
25:31I'm pretty sure.
25:32Because Sailor Moon is an arcade head.
25:33Um, and uh, yeah, I just find that historically fascinating.
25:37Like, if you put all the members of the Beatles to sleep and you wake them up,
25:41and like, only George Harrison wakes up first, and he's like the world's best known Beatle, you know?
25:46And then it's like, oh, John is here! You know?
25:47Yeah.
25:48Alright, so that is a point for Amy.
25:51This brings us to our final shiny question of the game.
25:55This one's called, Expansion Your Mind.
26:02The one thing nerds enjoy more than learning the rules to a new board game is learning more rules to
26:07play an old board game they already know about.
26:10That's why so many board game expansions exist.
26:13In this game, we have eight columns, each representing a board game that has several official expansions.
26:18You have an identical set of tokens that each have an expansion title written on them.
26:24Every game has at least one corresponding token.
26:26And before you, um, actually us, we've removed any references to the original games.
26:31For each correct placement, you'll get a point, and whoever has the most points wins.
26:37Alright, on your marks, get set, go!
26:40That's a good way to spread them out.
26:42Yeah.
26:43Yeah.
26:43A lot of these are just countries.
26:45Towers, definitely.
26:47Bridges, castles, and bazaars.
26:49Oceania is from 1984.
26:50That's not a thing.
26:51I'm just gonna hedge my bets and put both Europe and European here.
26:55One has to be right.
26:57Europa, 1912.
26:58I love Dominion.
26:58That's good.
26:59You're going fast.
27:00That's nice.
27:01Mummy's curse is, I know this.
27:03This feels like every test I've ever taken.
27:05Trains go through Nordic countries, why not?
27:07Anything water-related, Everdell from me.
27:10Okay.
27:10Oceania, shit.
27:11Okay, that's kind of a lot of water stuff.
27:13I feel like I gotta move some of these.
27:15Ticket to Ride can't be all about Europe.
27:17Adventuring party.
27:19There's a lot of trains here.
27:20Water, clank, clank, marauder.
27:22That sounds like something.
27:23Hinterlands.
27:24Hinterlands is a bar.
27:26Zach is working on a new technique of hiding the other contestants.
27:31It's a way to go, for sure.
27:32I think he would be mean enough to do this.
27:34Okay.
27:35Great work.
27:37So Root's expansion packs are Riverfolk and Marauder.
27:41Everdell's expansion packs are Mistwood and Pearlbrook.
27:45Dominion's expansion packs are Seaside, Hinterlands, Adventures, and Plunder.
27:51Wingspan's expansion packs are European and Oceania.
27:54Ticket to Ride's expansion packs are Europe, Nordic Countries, and Europa 1912.
28:00Small World's expansion pack is Riverworld.
28:03Carcassonne's expansion packs are The Princess and the Dragon, The Tower, Bridges, Castles, and Bazaars.
28:09Clank's expansion packs are Sunken Treasures, The Mummy's Curse, and Adventuring Party.
28:14So after tallying up all of the placements there, Zach, you had five correct.
28:21Oh, sorry.
28:22Joan, you had eight correct.
28:24And Amy, you had 12 expansions correct, which means you were the winner of this shiny question and get the
28:31point.
28:32Yay!
28:33So that brings us to Zach with three points, Joan with four points, and in the lead, Amy with five
28:39points.
28:39And now for our final statement, which is always concerns real life skills.
28:49In an up to code building by OSHA standards, you can be sure that the stairs will have a minimum
28:54tread depth of 9.5 inches, a maximum riser height of 9.5 inches, and a minimum tread width of
29:0019 inches or double 9.5 inches.
29:03For spiral staircases, the only dimension that has that same requirement is the maximum riser height of 9.5 inches.
29:11Zach.
29:11Um, actually, that is not the only dimension that has the same requirement. It also probably has to be wider.
29:18That is incorrect. That is the only dimension that has the same requirement.
29:22Joan.
29:22Um, actually, a maximum tread depth of 9.5 and a maximum riser height of 9.5. Two maximums.
29:30Those are the correct minimums.
29:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:32Okay, okay.
29:33Um, actually, they're not in inches. They're talking about a different unit of measurement.
29:38That is incorrect. These are inches.
29:41Um, actually, building codes are different from OSHA standards that govern workplace environments?
29:46Well, this is just by OSHA standards.
29:48Oh.
29:48So the correction that we were looking for was that OSHA regulations state the tread width for a straight staircase
29:55must be a minimum of 22 inches, unless you're on a ship where the minimum tread width is 18 inches.
30:02And that's this one.
30:03Yes.
30:04OSHA doesn't make things easy. They, it makes things safe. And that's important to remember.
30:08You just have to remember the other things. There's no easy way to remember it. You just have to know
30:11all of OSHA's things. That's all.
30:13I would say OSHA is joyless.
30:15Yeah.
30:16Yes.
30:16Yeah.
30:17Well, let's dojo.
30:18I'm very rarely casually making some stairs, so I feel like it's okay if I need to check some numbers.
30:23But, hey, aren't you glad that you now know this?
30:25Yes.
30:26Remember when you are making some stairs?
30:279.5, 9.5 and 22.
30:31Yes.
30:32Well, that is no points for anyone, which brings our final score to Zach Oyama with three, Joan Ford with
30:38four, and our winner who will be continuing on the Tournament of Champions, Amy Dallin with five points.
30:48Thank you all for playing so much. And thank you for watching. Join us next time for even more pedantic
30:54corrections here on Um Actually.
30:56All right. I don't know who I'm going to be back on this couch with, but I will bring victory
31:01with me. Probably.
31:04You heard it here first.
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