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00:025 p.m. Tuesday.
00:04Rehearsal.
00:042 p.m. Thursday.
00:06Class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:087 a.m. Tuesday?
00:09Practice.
00:107 a.m. Wednesday.
00:11So practice.
00:12See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:14You're busy. I'm busy.
00:15It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:16The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:18Well, passing this class is mine.
00:22Give me your phone.
00:23What?
00:25Just...
00:25Thanks.
00:30All right. 9 p.m. of the night.
00:32After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:36It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh.
00:40That's cool.
00:41All right. Phone?
00:42Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay. Now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:56Whoa! Easy!
00:57Wellsy, you're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
01:00It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellsy.
01:01We're going to have to take that again.
01:03Okay. No, we don't.
01:04You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:08If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:12So what are we going to do? Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:18Well, why not?
01:19Because we have to make him jealous.
01:20I know guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:27Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:33Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:36How have you never...
01:37It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey-themed shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:46Trust me.
01:46If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:49Ew.
01:50My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:57No, okay, I get it.
01:58But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:00They don't do fake gossip.
02:03Like, for this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first-period strategy.
02:14Maintain possession of the puck and establish a ring.
02:16Throw your opponent off his game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:18Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesie.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:23Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebounds, totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship in front of crowds, in front of Justin, and especially in front of Jules, whenever we
02:40can.
02:41And phase three?
02:42We break up, you cry.
02:44You expect me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesie, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life will never be the same again.
02:52And then, Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:56You're gonna fake cry over me, too, right?
02:58Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59Well, that part I like.
03:01Well, you gotta admit, it's kind of genius.
03:10So, when do we start?
03:13I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:44I told you, I told you, I told you.
03:46I told you to pause it.
03:48There's no pause in hockey.
03:50Bullshit, you get gassed after like a minute.
03:52You guys take pauses all the time.
03:53I'm the one out there all the time.
03:54To be fair, you just stay in one spot.
03:58Got to work on your transitions, bro.
03:59Honestly, I'm doing better without you, so...
04:01Fuck you, I'm carrying your ass.
04:04No, no.
04:05Hey.
04:07I'm Jules.
04:08Hello, Chuck or sibling.
04:12Who are you?
04:14What's your deal?
04:15Careful.
04:15Don't tell Jules anything.
04:17You went with the whole school knowing.
04:18I only report the facts.
04:21Well, Z.
04:24Hey.
04:27We can study in my room.
04:31Down here is fine.
04:33No, no, it's better up there.
04:35No worries.
04:44Jules?
04:47No, come on.
04:49Semi-nunity was not part of the deal.
04:51Oh, please.
04:52Don't flatter yourself.
04:53It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
04:56Dean.
04:57Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man.
04:59We have company.
05:01Sorry about him.
05:02This is even.
05:03This is me.
05:04This is even.
05:06This is me.
05:20Okay.
05:21Uh, for your oral presentation, you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints of one of our first
05:26unit philosophers and how they relate to modern society.
05:31What was that?
05:34Oh, nothing.
05:35Just a snap from a puk bunny.
05:37That's not what you actually call women.
05:39They call themselves that.
05:41Wait, are people gonna think I'm a puk bunny?
05:43No one is going to think you're a puk bunny.
05:47Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.
05:52Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
05:56Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual.
06:00God is dead, or whatever.
06:01Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself.
06:05What the duties and obligations of the individual were to begin with.
06:11J.P., I know that already.
06:13Why do you need my help?
06:13Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
06:16What I don't understand is how they can be saying different things and both still be right.
06:22It's not about being right.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:29Okay.
06:32This is Garrett's tutor.
06:35Please leave him alone.
06:36He'll fuck you later.
06:39Damn.
06:40Now I have to fuck her later.
06:41Oh, only if you believe in obligations.
06:47You want my head where?
06:48Just in between my, uh...
06:51Wait, is that even your head?
06:53It doesn't matter.
06:54I'm not doing August 19th.
06:56Okay.
06:59Uh...
06:59Ooh, June 28th is kind of hot.
07:02You can do a backbend?
07:04No, you're doing backbends.
07:07I don't know about this.
07:10Okay.
07:11Um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.
07:13No, I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions.
07:20Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:23No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different.
07:28You know, I just, after two years, I don't want us getting boring.
07:33Are sexes boring?
07:35No.
07:35No, I didn't...
07:37We're just a little predictable, Saul.
07:40I mean, like, we do the same things, and we see the same people, and we break up and get
07:45back together.
07:45Like, I'm just trying to shake us out of our routine here.
07:49I like our routine.
07:51Okay, not a break apart, but the rest of it is...
07:56We see the same people because we're in college.
07:58We eat at the same places because we're in college.
08:00Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al.
08:02Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in the back of an
08:07Uber.
08:07We're not those people.
08:08No, but we could be.
08:10Right?
08:14Don't you want more?
08:23Okay, let me see August 19th again.
08:27No, no, it's fine, fine.
08:31The usual stuff's fine.
08:35I can put a pillow under your butt.
08:37You said that felt good last time, right?
08:41Yeah.
08:42Yeah, let's just do that.
09:03Okay, what did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:08Come on, it's Hannah's first time going for the Pop Showcase.
09:11How do we help make it stronger?
09:13We're classical comp majors. We don't do pop.
09:16I commend your intellectual flexibility.
09:19Truly.
09:20Anyone?
09:23It's a nice melody.
09:24There we go, thank you.
09:25Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:27I haven't finished it yet.
09:28Hannah.
09:28Just, uh, try to listen.
09:34Okay.
09:35I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism.
09:40Honestly, sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work.
09:43Background music for someone else's story.
09:46Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about.
09:53Just right, Hannah.
09:56I am sure it went better than you think it did.
09:59No, it really didn't.
10:01Cutting it close, Mr. Graham.
10:03Sorry.
10:04Had to stop and grab coffee from my girl.
10:13What's in this?
10:13I think you meant to say.
10:15Thanks, baby.
10:16Baby?
10:17So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention.
10:20Drink the damn coffee.
10:22I'm lactose intolerant.
10:23Just pretend.
10:25What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
10:28Hannah.
10:31Pretend you like me.
10:37Is he looking or he can't tell?
10:41Nope.
10:44Okay.
10:44Okay.
10:46What about now?
10:50No.
10:53Okay, well, I can't take notes like this.
10:56Nobody said you had to.
11:01Whatever.
11:13And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption.
11:22He's looking now.
11:26Don't miss.
11:28Don't miss.
11:29I ain't gonna miss.
11:29Don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss.
11:32Oh.
11:33Fuck you.
11:34Told you not to miss.
11:36Come on.
11:37It wasn't that bad.
11:39It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano and then fell down the stairs loudly.
11:44Please.
11:50Hear me, hear me.
11:52We have a proclamation.
11:53Stand by for the proclamation.
11:55The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities will take place this year at the Maxwell Summer Home in Cape Cod.
12:02Woo-hoo!
12:04As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth, the theme shall be two-fers.
12:09So please, come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo.
12:13After us, of course.
12:14The party bus departs shortly after the team bus, which shall bring ye there and bring ye back the following
12:19morning.
12:19So be there.
12:21Or be there.
12:22There is no other option.
12:24Drum roll, please.
12:24Yes.
12:38That is all.
12:39That is all.
12:41That was a lot.
12:43That's Dean and Bo for you.
12:45They do the same kind of thing every year.
12:50Wait.
12:51Justin is in Bo's fret.
12:59I got it.
13:01Gonna need more words?
13:03I'll give you two.
13:05Hard launch.
13:14I would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged plan and I'm obsessed with it.
13:18And you.
13:19None of the hockey people know?
13:21Hockey people?
13:22Jules can't know.
13:23This has to seem real.
13:28Okay.
13:29Well, you've convinced half the theater department.
13:32We could be Beetlejuice.
13:34What?
13:34No, you need to show up as someone hot.
13:36How dare you?
13:37Winona Ryder is beautiful.
13:39Yeah, but she's not hot.
13:40Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?
13:42You mean fuck me boots?
13:44We wear those when we don't feel like shaving.
13:46Haha.
13:47Well, I'm just saying.
13:48You've got it, so flaunt it.
13:51Okay, don't talk about my it.
13:52Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze.
13:55Yeah, but the women I'm with do.
13:56Okay, enough.
13:57Listen, hockey man.
13:58Let's just get one thing straight.
14:00My best friend is right about literally everything always now until the end of time.
14:04But in this case, you do gotta whip them thighs out.
14:07Judas!
14:08But if you want to get Justin's attention, we have to be boy hot, not girl hot.
14:11Wait, we?
14:13Oh, yeah.
14:14Sean and I are coming.
14:15I just decided.
14:16A wild hockey party is exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk.
14:20You're already in the funk again.
14:21You just got back together.
14:22Even soulmates have ruts.
14:24Or a series of ruts.
14:27Okay, well, it'll be more fun to drive out to the party with you anyway, so.
14:30Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.
14:32That wasn't part of the deal.
14:33Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey.
14:36I just got a point.
14:37Well, and besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:39For fake sex reasons?
14:40Yeah, fake sex.
14:42So much fake sex.
14:43Ugh.
14:43I don't want to be having fake sex.
14:45You're having real sex.
14:46Whatever.
14:47My point is, fake is fun.
14:49Um, okay, what's my deadline for this costume?
14:52Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves at 4 p.m. Saturday.
14:54You said I'm not a Puck Bunny.
14:55You're not.
14:57Doesn't mean you can't act like one.
14:59Ooh.
15:04Come on.
15:05We dominated the Frozen Four last year, and the year before that, and the year before that.
15:09All the cocky sons of bitches out there think they can beat us.
15:12I'd like to see you give 110%.
15:14Brackets out of 110.
15:16Read each other's minds.
15:17What are you doing tonight?
15:18You want to give 100% and then, um, give 10 more?
15:23I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
15:25How do you plan to adjust to the challenge of being Briar's new captain?
15:28I don't think there's a need to change anything.
15:30My teammates expect the best out of me, and, uh, that's not a problem.
15:34I expect the best of myself.
15:36Do you have any other pregame rituals or superstitions?
15:39Yeah, I'm pretty particular.
15:41You know, I need my locker to be in.
16:08You know, I need my locker to be in.
16:10Hey.
16:11Can I help you?
16:13Uh, no, I'm here for Garrett.
16:16Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch.
16:18Uh, definitely not a girlfriend.
16:20Um, I'm his philosophy tutor.
16:23Well, then you can stay.
16:25Hey.
16:28You're not going easy on him, are you?
16:29No, sir.
16:30Good.
16:31Do your best.
16:32We need him out there.
16:34I'm sorry, can't you just speak to his professor, or Dean?
16:39Or whatever.
16:40If it's so important that he play, I mean.
16:42He didn't want me to.
16:44What?
16:44Why?
16:47Do you know who his dad is?
16:50He's a hockey player?
16:52One of the best defensemen in NHL history.
16:56Garrett's last name carries weight.
16:58He knows the spotlight's on him.
17:00So he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place.
17:11Hey!
17:12Thought we had a session.
17:13Weight room.
17:18You better hurry.
17:19Garrett's tutor.
17:20All right.
17:25Yeah.
17:28I must admit.
17:30I can't explain.
17:32Any of these thoughts racing through my brain.
17:35It's true.
17:37Baby, I'm calling for you.
17:39Hey.
17:40You know I don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes.
17:43I'm sorry.
17:44Sitting down for that long must be so draining.
17:46We'll reschedule.
17:47Okay.
17:48Okay.
17:48Hold on.
17:49Hold on.
17:49I can multitask.
17:51I'll just be, uh, blocking out while studying lock.
17:55Really?
17:56You can?
17:57I've got a lot to cover and I've never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at
18:00once.
18:02Well, then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys, Wilson.
18:08That was a joke.
18:11Jesus.
18:12You know, if we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't freak out when
18:15I tease you.
18:17We need to practice.
18:18Practice what?
18:19Teasing?
18:21We'll be fine as long as you stop force feeding me dairy products.
18:23Forget your oat milk.
18:24This is serious.
18:26You blush whenever I come near you.
18:29Get over yourself.
18:30I don't blush.
18:32Oh, yeah?
18:50See?
18:51Nothing.
18:53Not bad.
18:55But what about when we kiss?
18:58You're very sure of yourself.
19:01Oh, right.
19:02Your terms.
19:03No kissing.
19:10What's wrong, Graham?
19:12I thought you said we needed practice.
19:28Don't.
19:29Blush.
19:38No.
19:57No.
19:57Uh, yes.
20:01He was just trying to prove a point.
20:03It kind of feels like I just did.
20:08And now it's my turn.
20:15I'm going to kiss you.
20:19Okay.
20:30Am I blushing now?
20:46It's here, folks.
20:47Our first away game of the season.
20:49The Briar Hawks have dominated the Chatham Plovers in the past.
20:52But since it's Dealer Wendt's birthday today,
20:55we all know his mind is already on the after-party.
20:57Am I right?
20:59But we've got a good crowd here tonight.
21:02Briar's most faithful bunnies in attendance, as always.
21:14First game?
21:17Yeah.
21:18I know we can seem like a lot, but we don't bite.
21:21I swear.
21:22Oh, please.
21:27Just stick by Jules.
21:29I mean, their play-by-play was a lifesaver in my first time.
21:32Thanks.
21:36Hey, here we go.
21:37You got me, boys.
21:38Come on, now.
21:39This is a tough game for the Plovers, folks.
21:42Hey, hey, hurry up, hurry up.
21:44Let's just fucking go.
21:45Let's get it.
21:47Come on, baby.
21:48Hey, hey, G.
21:49Hey, here we go.
21:51The Briar has control of the Puff.
21:52Logan, Logan.
21:53There you go.
21:53Logan back to Graham.
21:54Move it, move it.
21:55Move it, move it, move it.
21:55I'm over it.
21:56Back to Logan.
21:57These two are passing it back in force like Chlamydia during a welcome wake.
22:00Come on, guys.
22:01Let's get someone else out of turn.
22:02It's only fair.
22:03Come on, baby.
22:07Nine.
22:07Damn, so close.
22:10Chatter tries to get the Puff the fuck out of town.
22:12Get him, baby.
22:13Graham, she's right there with the interception.
22:15Come on, G.
22:15Pass it up.
22:17Yeah, I got it.
22:18Good.
22:18Take it up.
22:19Take it up.
22:19Graham takes the loan in.
22:22Yes!
22:23Oh!
22:25Cool.
22:27Puff's absolutely pounding the Chatham Clovers.
22:31All day.
22:32All day!
22:34He's good.
22:35Yeah.
22:37The problem is, he knows it.
22:39Puff the fuck, Puff, Puff, Puff!
22:41Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff!
22:44Puff, Puff, Puff!
22:46Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff!
22:47Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff!
22:49Puff, Puff, Puff!
23:10Puff!
23:12Puff!
23:13Puff!
23:14Puff!
23:15Puff!
23:16Puff!
23:17Puff!
23:17Puff!
23:18Puff!
23:18Puff!
23:18Puff!
23:19Seriously, hey, waste not lest he be wasted
23:23Come on
23:23Okay
23:41Moose, Maverick
23:42Come on, come on, baby
23:44Oh, boy
23:52Please, I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love
23:58In love with you
24:01Yes, ma'am
24:04Oh, yeah
24:09Well, I heard you might have found somebody new
24:13I still can't swallow
24:15What?
24:16Holy shit, I mean...
24:19You totally nailed boy hot
24:20Good, because I feel like an absolute cliche
24:24Any sign of Justin?
24:26No, not yet, but he'll be here
24:28Sigtau takes birthdays very seriously
24:30Oh, hey, thanks, man
24:33No, thanks, I don't drink at parties
24:36Oh, yeah?
24:37No worries, I'm not a big drinker either
24:38One-on practice nights, five after a game
24:40No exceptions
24:41Seems pretty strict
24:42Do you think I was born with these apps?
24:46So what's next?
24:47It's your favorite, actually
24:48Are you ready for this?
24:58Hockey shots
25:00Hockey shots
25:01Hockey shots
25:01Oh, shit
25:02Yeah, get it now
25:04You're not a vampire
25:05I am
25:06Yeah, sorry, Garrett's a tutor
25:08But, uh, you're all cute, but we need you
25:09Let's go
25:10It's a starting line tradition when we win
25:11Bad luck if we don't
25:13Exactly, so we're doing it
25:14Because tonight we beat Chatham's ass
25:15That's right
25:16Let's go
25:17Alright, come on
25:17Come on, come on
25:19Yes, sir
25:19Sorry
25:21It's okay
26:09not a vampire
26:12what Garrett we all thought he was just a very bad vampire but here you are
26:16looking like Elle Woods and your Peter Pan shadow
26:20yeah Peter's around here somewhere there's just one thing I can't quite
26:25figure out Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends dynamic duos not his style
26:31even when it is a theme so Garrett's tutor what's really going on
26:38come on it's gonna be fucking hard
26:43someone already blocked me in
26:45come on it looks so fun
26:53wait babe where's your Duncan cup
26:56I'm still locked in the car
26:57okay well without the cup you don't look like Ben Affleck
27:00you just look like some sad guy from Boston
27:02so Ben Affleck
27:04babe get the cup so he can dance
27:07do we have to
27:08yes I mean come on a house like this a floor like that
27:12a dress like mine
27:14come on
27:16okay I'll find the cup
27:17thank you
27:22you know it started with cheatering but I mean have you looked at him
27:25I mean he's John's best friend so not really
27:29John
27:30my brother
27:31John Logan
27:33right um but I mean objectively
27:35Garrett's a reasonably attractive looking human being and sparks flu as they do when
27:41people um
27:43sorry what what what don't you get
27:45any of it really
27:47because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me
27:50oh my god no you're just
27:51different
27:53not what I would have expected for Garrett
28:00so you guys like
28:02dating dating
28:03well I mean we're not
28:04like exclusive or anything
28:06and she's cool with that
28:07yeah man I guess so
28:11it's just that last week you didn't even know her name right
28:15yeah you know I don't know sometimes people sneak up on you
28:21Jesus
28:21Jesus do you see anything non-alcoholic
28:23it's for Hannah
28:25she doesn't drink
28:26she said not at parties
28:28huh
28:34cute uh
28:37here try this
28:40clothes cans are safer bro
28:45thanks
28:47brought me the hero
28:52I can say this because Garrett's basically my brother
28:55but he can be kind of a dick sometimes
28:57you know that right
29:00yeah but he's also funny
29:02and really hard working
29:04kind of nice
29:04when he wants to be
29:07hey uh sorry that took so long
29:08confining mixtures but
29:10I thought maybe
29:12I don't know
29:13you know in case you change your mind
29:15no pressure though
29:17yeah actually thanks
29:31okay
29:32that was totally cute
29:36my single ass needs another drink
29:39bye Jules
29:41good work
29:42it's weird
29:45hmm
29:46It's getting over here, it's getting over here
29:49The far is getting dry, and we're staring at the sunrise
29:53But you're thirsty over there, but you're thirsty over there
29:57Cause you're an animal, an animal
30:01And you're closing in on me
30:05Yeah, you're an animal, an animal
30:09But it just can't be this way
30:25Yo, Dean, can you do me a favor and take one of these off my hands?
30:34Who is that?
30:37Well, I don't know her personally, but I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo
30:42That's really helpful
30:42Yeah, I got an idea
30:51Oh my god, wait, this is me!
30:53No!
30:58He says you're struggling with your assist, huh?
31:02I can still change the song, dick
31:04This is to my party people in the club
31:10If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor
31:13If you're a party, speak and step on the floor
31:17If you're an animal, then tear up the floor
31:21Break the sweat on the floor, yeah, we work on the floor
31:25Don't stop, keep it moving, put your drinks up
31:29Pick your body up and drop it on the floor
31:32Let the rhythm change your world on the floor
31:36You know we're running tonight on the floor
31:39Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza
31:43Straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa
31:47Dance the night away
31:49Live your life and stay young on the floor
31:55Dance the night away
31:56Grab somebody, drink a little more
31:59I've seen me
32:01I've seen me
32:02I've seen me dance
32:03I've seen me dance
32:04I've seen me dance
32:06I've seen me dance
32:07I've seen me dance
32:19Should we dance or what?
32:33Oh my god, Justin's here
32:35Okay, be cool
32:36You're with me
32:39Hey, he's just another guy
32:41Right?
32:49Is he looking?
32:54Oh yeah
33:05Come on
33:07Come on
33:08Come on
33:08Come on
33:17Okay
33:20Where are we going?
33:21He needs to see us
33:22And he has
33:23You've got him interested
33:24Now we gotta go
33:28Nobody's talking to someone
33:32Hey
33:34Watch the player
33:34Not the puck, Wellesie
33:35What the hell does that mean?
33:38It means
33:39Trust me
33:53This is the part
33:55Where I tell you
33:56All the things I want to do to you
33:58When we're alone
34:05Now
34:06You can wash
34:14Okay
34:15Get lost in all these streets
34:17See my soul
34:18But it's not me
34:19I'm with the crowd
34:21I cannot breathe
34:22My baby's no good for me
34:24No good for me
34:25No
34:35Oh, thank God I'm exhausted
34:41You're not letting me take the bed
34:46Nope
34:47Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman
34:49Apology accepted
34:50I'm not sleeping on the floor
34:55Well
34:56That really sounds like a pickle
34:57You can't just decide
34:59It's funny
35:00Seems like I just did
35:01Oh my God
35:01You're so stubborn
35:05You know the bed is big enough for two
35:09Absolutely not
35:09Okay, you're lost
35:14Whoa
35:15You're pizza shit
35:17Am I?
35:19Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed
35:22No, okay
35:23You're right
35:24You should take the bed
35:28Wait, no
35:30No?
35:30No, you're just giving me
35:31The bed because you feel bad for me
35:33Get back on the bed
35:34I'm taking the floor
35:35I don't need your pity
35:37It's all yours
35:37See you in the morning
35:38You just collapsed on it
35:39Two seconds ago
35:39Take it
35:40I am perfectly capable
35:41Of sleeping on the floor
35:42So am I
35:56What?
35:59Eh, nothing
36:00You can't actually laugh out loud
36:02And not share the goods
36:23Impressive
36:24Bruins should hire him
36:24To be their mascot
36:27Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:30Nah
36:31You get used to it
36:33Hurt more when I was starting out
36:35How old were you?
36:37When I started playing
36:38Hmm
36:40Well, I don't know
36:41As soon as I could walk
36:41My dad put skates on me
36:44There's a lot of pressure on a kid
36:48I mean, skating was the fun part
36:52Pressure was
36:55Getting measured once a week
36:57To make sure that I was growing fast enough
37:02Chugging protein shakes
37:03And
37:06Lifting weights
37:08Missing birthday parties
37:10Because my dad
37:12Wouldn't let me skip practice
37:15And his fucking
37:18Whistle
37:18Whenever I
37:20Made a mistake
37:23Why do you still do it?
37:29I guess
37:33I wouldn't know who I am without it
37:37Spent my whole life
37:38Training for a dream
37:40And now I'm so close to it
37:41If I stopped
37:41I
37:44I don't know
37:47It makes sense
37:48Seems like you never really had a choice
37:54Yeah, right
37:56Fuck that
37:59Yeah
38:01Yeah, fuck that
38:07You gotta practice with the Bruins?
38:11They let me run a drill
38:12For fun
38:13Wasn't that big of a deal
38:14You stalker
38:24Oh my god
38:24No
38:25Turn that off
38:26That's so embarrassing
38:53Did you write this?
38:55It's incredible
38:56In high school
39:07They're really good
39:08Two hearts beating as one
39:12Run right into the sun
39:17Oh what would I give to go back
39:24Octopage
39:30I gotta tell you something
39:34The other night
39:35At the Eastwood game
39:37I was
39:40Struggling
39:42And then
39:44I heard someone singing
39:48Elton John
39:49Right
39:52I followed your voice
39:54Through the tunnels
39:57I saw you in the green room
40:01Saying it out loud
40:02I realized
40:04That sounds creepy
40:05But
40:08You were
40:09So
40:11Like genuine
40:12You know
40:15Free
40:20You centered me
40:28You centered me
40:29Jules posted us
40:32Wait what did they say
40:34Actually hang on
40:35Let me see
40:43We did it
40:44Yeah we did it
40:47Wait I have just the thing
40:48Have you heard Miley's cover
40:49Of the bitch's back
40:50Yeah of course
40:51I'm a man of taste
40:52Wellesie
40:52Okay well what about
40:53Billy Porter's version
40:55Who's Billy Porter
40:59Gonna pretend you didn't
41:00Just say that
41:00Come up here
41:09Will you show me
41:10Something of yours
41:11Well like a classical piece
41:13No like the one
41:14On your Instagram
41:16Um no
41:17I don't write like that anymore
41:21That's crazy
41:23Why not
41:26It's like scary
41:29Telling the world
41:30Something I'm not ready
41:31For it to know
41:33Uh but I am working
41:35On something at the moment
41:36For the pop showcase
41:38But it's not there yet
41:40Lyrics are hard for me
41:43It'll get there
41:45It has to
41:46I need to win
41:47You hate losing that badly
41:49Huh
41:49I do
41:50When it means that
41:51I can't afford to go to
41:52Briar anymore
41:53Which is what will happen
41:54If I don't get a scholarship
41:56And the only way
41:57To get a scholarship
41:58Is to win
42:10Do you have to write the lyrics yourself
42:12Like can you collaborate
42:14Yeah sure
42:14As long as it's still mine
42:34I mean there's your answer
42:38Justin
42:39Yeah
42:39I mean just ask him for help
42:41Pretentious douches
42:42Love that shit
42:44He is not a pretentious douche
42:48Okay yeah
42:48Whatever you say
43:01Wait have you heard of the beaches
43:04Their Coachella set will change your life
43:07Huh
43:07Haha
43:08Haha
43:27You're not like
43:28cette cheque
43:28You're BECOME
43:30The Se interns
43:30Who vissent
43:30I just don't, you're like
43:30That and Justice
43:30I don't know
43:30Who is TP
43:30But
43:31You're fø
43:31You're like
43:36You're
44:47Hi.
44:48Hey.
44:49Justin.
44:50Yes.
44:52Is the seat taken?
44:53No.
44:54Yeah?
44:55Cool.
44:55Yeah?
44:59Yeah.
45:02Yes.
45:16Yeah.
45:26Yeah.
45:27Yeah.
45:28Yeah.
45:29Yeah.
45:29Yeah.
45:30Yeah.
45:30And I wanna be close to the heat
45:32I don't want to get burned
45:34I don't want love like that
45:36But I can't go any further
45:39Till I start coming back
45:41I'm a rock star
45:42And I'm never around when you need
45:45Like a race car
45:48Driving away from the scene
45:50Does she want me to stay?
45:52Does she want me to pack?
45:55You can't push me any further
45:57Till I start coming back
45:59Turn me around
46:02Ride up
46:03Side out
46:04Spin me like a bird
46:07And drop your finger on me
46:08I feel so far
46:11You're home
46:12I wanna spin me
46:14Like a bird
46:16And drop your finger on me
46:17They push me in circles
46:19To the edge of the earth
46:21Where I can't go any further
46:24Till I start coming back to you
46:26I'm an addict
46:28I'm addicted to her and to me
46:31She's a magnet
46:34Pulling me under the sheets
46:36If it holds you too close
46:38Will the good things do grow
46:40Don't matter what happens
46:42Wherever we end up
46:43We'll come right back
46:44Turn me
46:46All around
46:48Ride up
46:49Side out
46:50Spin me like a bird
46:52And drop your finger on me
46:54I feel so far
46:57You're home
46:58I wanna spin me
47:00Like a bird
47:01And drop your finger on me
47:03They push me in circles
47:05To the edge of the earth
47:07Where I can't go any further
47:09Till I start coming back to you
47:29Turn me
47:31All around
47:32Ride up
47:34Side out
47:35Spin me like a bird
47:37And drop your finger on me
47:39I feel so far
47:41You're home
47:43I wanna spin me
47:45Like a bird
47:46And drop your finger on me
47:48Turn me
47:49All around
47:50Ride up
47:51Side out
47:53Spin me like a bird
47:55And drop your finger on me
47:57I feel so far
47:59You're home
48:01I wanna spin me
48:03Like a bird
48:04And drop your finger on me
48:06They push me in circles
48:08To the end
48:09To the end
48:09To the end
48:47Good night
48:47Bye
48:49Bye
48:49Bye
48:49Goodbye
48:49Bye
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