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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It
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00:00:05you
00:00:06You sure about this I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never let anything happen here
00:00:17It's showtime
00:00:26Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:35Oh my god, it's him! It's the master of magic! The greatest magician of all time!
00:00:41You young lady, let's see your true self. Now I'm gonna need a little help by my
00:00:46lovely assistant Eric
00:00:58And now my next volunteer
00:01:02I don't care. I said shorten. What the hell?
00:01:11How are they doing that and now for my final volunteer?
00:01:17Oh
00:01:19The most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23You sure about this? He's dangerous. I'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:28Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:35And who the hell are you?
00:01:37Get these fuckers out of my way. Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner
00:01:41who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:01:53You insult me in public? You know who I am. I can make you disappear
00:01:58Okay, well, we won't test Barry
00:02:03So we're gonna test his hotel instead
00:02:10What do you think you're doing?
00:02:11What do you think you're doing? We're going to make Barry's casino disappear
00:02:24Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:27The police are already on their way to arrest you
00:02:30No
00:02:31Kill him
00:02:37Now for my final trick
00:03:01What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04Get him
00:03:30Hey
00:03:57Eric, no!
00:04:01Relax, little brother.
00:04:02Would never let anything happen to you.
00:04:05Eric.
00:04:06This is all my fault.
00:04:08God.
00:04:09I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:14Girl we grew up with at the orphanage?
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:34Eric.
00:04:36Eric.
00:04:39Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri and help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show, but if it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage
00:05:35I grew up in.
00:05:37Before it's destroyed.
00:05:40All right.
00:05:40All right.
00:05:40Well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling.
00:05:53You know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01Hmm?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:02Oh.
00:06:03That's the queen of hearts, for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:06:05But hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll.
00:06:12But, you know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on you.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:30I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:37Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:40Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:47What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting.
00:06:52I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:59What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Take her.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:09Daniel!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win.
00:07:19She gets your bracelet back.
00:07:21You win.
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:29Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card, Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:42You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:46You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a idiot.
00:07:58What a loser.
00:07:59Should've kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:05Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn.
00:08:25He got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet is mine.
00:08:38Well then.
00:08:40Why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:54You're looking for this.
00:08:56What the fuck?
00:08:57Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey man, it's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three card Monty it's always a scam I know I know I just I thought I could crack it but
00:09:19I was screwed so you came along this bracelet why so important to you I was my childhood best
00:09:32friends we grew up in an orphanage together and well he he died it's all I have left of him
00:09:45have a good night great hey wait you just saved me you're gonna let me walk home alone
00:09:55nice for dinner that was amazing uh I should probably get going hey where did you learn
00:10:04those tricks you used on the scammers today I guess I must have picked it up backstage
00:10:11bullshit you have training you know maybe just a little uh just light of hand
00:10:24you know your hands saved me today you wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died
00:10:33because of me they uh say you're welcome
00:10:52rain
00:10:59do you want to see my magic check
00:11:20I'm not who you think I am
00:11:26then who are you
00:11:29I'm the bastard whose cockiness killed Eric
00:11:32I think I think it's better if I left
00:12:02what did I tell you I don't want your fat fingers breaking
00:12:06my stuff
00:12:06well I'm the prop assistant just doing my job
00:12:09no your job is to clean up dove shit see this stuff this stuff is to not be touched
00:12:16by anyone less than a three star magician correct me if I'm wrong
00:12:28but you're not a three star magician are you no not not since I was 12 after becoming the world's
00:12:37first seven star magician the society of magicians gave up trying to rank me damn right you're not
00:12:49you're lucky to be even our little prop boy and to be in the same room as us real
00:12:54magicians
00:13:00what did you do to my deck
00:13:03nothing
00:13:05let's just put him away
00:13:06listen fool this is my gold zephyr deck the master of magic himself use this type of deck
00:13:13actually I prefer the platinum deck
00:13:15well if they're so priceless maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like
00:13:20they're just some two dollar deck from the gas station
00:13:22oh you think ruining my deck is funny
00:13:25you're fired
00:13:29if i lose this job i won't be able to watch over brie
00:13:32i need you to find brie
00:13:35help right
00:13:36yeah look i'm sorry
00:13:38no it's too late for that now
00:13:39because here comes mr kensington
00:13:50hello mr kensington
00:13:51you're looking better sir
00:13:53i'll be good to go for the opening of the show
00:13:57but let this be a reminder what we do is dangerous
00:14:02sir that is exactly what i wanted to tell you about
00:14:05i've had to fire the prop boy over here
00:14:07what why
00:14:08he's careless and cocky
00:14:10he's a liability no matter how hot you think he is
00:14:14i i never said that
00:14:15mm-hmm
00:14:15mr kensington
00:14:17daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here
00:14:20sir sir he he nearly destroyed my gold zephyr deck
00:14:23daniel is this true
00:14:26of course not
00:14:27sir who are you gonna believe a common worker or a three-star magician
00:14:31look samuel i've seen his skills
00:14:35he would never damage a deck
00:14:37show them
00:14:38show them what you can do
00:14:45yeah daniel let's see it
00:14:46show us what you got
00:14:47do you even know a single trick
00:14:50tell you what if you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it
00:14:55in 15 seconds you can keep your job
00:14:5915 seconds that's impossible
00:15:01i don't even know if the master of magic could have done it that quick
00:15:04but if you can't
00:15:07i demand as a three-star magician
00:15:09that you fire him
00:15:12samuel this isn't fair
00:15:14i know
00:15:15but
00:15:15while i disagree with it
00:15:17xander has the right to challenge daniel
00:15:20but sir he
00:15:21brie
00:15:22it's okay
00:15:2515 seconds
00:15:26yeah
00:15:28you're on
00:15:37the idiot
00:15:38he's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance
00:15:41ready to do this
00:15:43daniel you really don't have to
00:15:45aww the little prop boy has a victory section
00:15:48now if i win
00:15:50you're all gonna have to start treating brie with more respect around here
00:15:53it's her money that's bankrolling this entire show
00:15:56hurry
00:15:57look at that
00:15:58got a knight in shining coveralls
00:16:02fine
00:16:02deal
00:16:03it's not like you have a chance in hell anyway
00:16:0515 seconds
00:16:07here
00:16:08we
00:16:09go
00:16:16what's he doing?
00:16:17what he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself
00:16:1910 seconds
00:16:24oh wow
00:16:24giving up already?
00:16:26clearly can't hack the big leagues
00:16:28you said he was good
00:16:29i thought
00:16:30he would at least try
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00:18:06this is not gonna be a show who is this it's Richard Kim he produces every other magic show
00:18:14in town Samuel hates him Richard get the hell out of my theater your theater oh no no my little
00:18:23friend this is now my theater what the hell are you talking about I have a three-year lease with
00:18:31the owner which as of this morning is me I bought the theater which means you and your dirty pack
00:18:37of
00:18:38magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out you can't just buy the theater I'm the biggest show
00:18:48in town used to be you're past your prime my new show will triple your numbers the contract can't
00:18:54be canceled I'll lose everything if Brie loses this show the orphanage that I grew up in that saved my
00:19:01life as a child will be destroyed hey we still have a contract you can't just kick us out hey
00:19:06doll face how about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half let the adults talk I'm
00:19:14this show's producer if you cancel the show I'll sue you into oblivion not if I can prove you're not
00:19:19worthy of this theater I'll give you a chance a head-to-head magical competition your old man and
00:19:27his team wins you keep your contract my team wins your contract is terminated then you go back to doing
00:19:34birthday parties for eight-year-olds deal mr. Kensington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up
00:19:43against great the competition will be tonight tonight his cast doesn't come off for another week not my
00:19:50problem hope you have a good backup team ladies and gentlemen aren't you ready for the epic no hold
00:20:03barred battle to see who will get this theater and who will be thrown out into the street
00:20:11don't worry we have an ace of our sleeve Daniel you gotta be kidding you're not seriously considering
00:20:19putting the prop boy out there his best trick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear
00:20:23it's all or nothing for us all right Richard Kim isn't sending lightweights to this brawl
00:20:28he's got world-class real magicians yeah no problem I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kim sends to
00:20:34us and now the challengers Richard Kim's latest sensation oh god no what how did he get Matt Van Buren
00:21:05he's the youngest magician to have five stars he's one of the best in the world
00:21:14that guy Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass yeah bring him on now for the first act or
00:21:21should I
00:21:22say miracle before each magician is a glass of water the magicians must turn their water into wine in a
00:21:30way
00:21:30that our top judges can't figure out the magician to stump the most judges wins Matt Van Buren won the
00:21:39Grand Prix for close-up magic last year this plays exactly to his strengths he's way beyond Xavier's League
00:21:46I think we're gonna lose maybe not showtime
00:22:03Xavier Xavier not you what
00:22:19you should go out this wrong
00:22:23what he he's not even a magician he's just the guy that cleans up dust shit yeah Xavier's the best
00:22:29of
00:22:29all of us yeah look girl I know you have a little crush on the little prop boy but leave
00:22:33this to the real
00:22:33shit Samuel you can't seriously be considering this I mean that guy is gonna piss himself out there
00:22:39and the magician from the Kensington team
00:22:51maybe he's just the prop assistant but I need a Hail Mary right now Daniel
00:23:05oh my god your prop boy you're really gonna put up the help against someone like Matt Van Buren
00:23:12don't worry kid this will be over real quick and then you can run back to the shadows where you
00:23:17belong
00:23:17it's a shame though because Matt's just my warm-up act you'll get beat so bad you'll never see my
00:23:24big
00:23:24showstopper Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act he's one of the best in the world I say he
00:23:29might
00:23:29even get a six star soon there hasn't been a new six star magician in over a decade no it's
00:23:34obvious
00:23:35what Samuel's doing okay he knows he doesn't have a chance so he's already looking for excuses when he
00:23:40loses he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try boss this guy is a hack he's gonna make
00:23:46a fool out
00:23:47of all of us it's a two out of three competition we need to judge their strength oh I I
00:23:53get it okay
00:23:54you see Samuel sending Daniel out to get slaughtered and then I come in and save the day worth that
00:23:59he
00:24:00actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real magician
00:24:06and you are Daniel just Daniel nice coveralls Daniel I give my servants the same ones enjoy your
00:24:17moment just Daniel this will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for I can't believe he actually
00:24:22went there as if he was a real magician he's trying to be embarrassed sad he really thought that he
00:24:28could
00:24:28hang with the pros no you're sure about this just trust me don't feel too bad you should be honored
00:24:39to be on the stage with me gentlemen are you ready I was born ready what about you buddy you
00:24:47look a
00:24:48little nervous maybe you should be because I'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you
00:25:00he's frozen with fear come on Daniel was it stupid to pick him Daniel are you okay
00:25:09absolutely oh my god what a shit show he's not even prepping it hey newbie this is when you're
00:25:16supposed to prepare your illusion I'm good no I'm good that's why I have a five star magician's
00:25:27amulet and you have what coveralls covered in dirt and dove shit you know what it's not too soon to
00:25:35back out if you do I'll give you the honor of having my autograph are you ready or do you
00:25:42need more
00:25:42time to prepare no I don't need more time for this trick then first up is Matt von Buren pay
00:25:53attention
00:25:55this is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:17that was seamless unbelievable even I don't know how he did that there's no way Daniel could do it
00:26:24a trick that's even as fraction as good as Matt's what do you think judges did Matt von Buren's trick
00:26:32fool you I have no idea how that was done if I didn't know any better I'd say it's a
00:26:37miracle
00:26:37I'm stumped well done you're three for three
00:26:43you have stumped our judges does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick anyone
00:26:55you have something to say prop boy I mean your trick wasn't bad I just know exactly how you did
00:27:01it
00:27:08sure you do please enlighten us tell us all how I did my trick all in good time
00:27:15idiot everybody knows that he's lying pathetic Daniel you're up
00:27:30what's he doing he's making a fool out of all of us hey there looks like your fellas got some
00:27:35stage
00:27:36fright this is what happens when you don't respect the craft you're making a fool out of all of us
00:27:44I think he can do it it doesn't matter what you think okay you're not one of us
00:27:50you're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn if it weren't for you we
00:27:54wouldn't be in
00:28:03this mess
00:28:05looks like you're having some trouble here why don't you let me help you
00:28:15switch it now prop boy you need to end this now you're
00:28:24you're right
00:28:28I swore off my old life
00:28:39but I can't keep running forever
00:28:47ladies and gentlemen are you ready for something extraordinary
00:28:55now but first I'm gonna need some help
00:29:00Brie could you come here
00:29:07what is he doing
00:29:08you gotta be kidding me this is just sad
00:29:21you all know magic is an illusion
00:29:24but still you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:29:29you can never explain it in a million years
00:29:32well isn't this like life
00:29:34see every day you experience your reality through your senses
00:29:37but what if you couldn't trust your senses
00:29:45wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion
00:29:52don't blink you'll miss it
00:30:09that's it
00:30:11nothing happened
00:30:12you're supposed to change the water into wine
00:30:14hey Mr. Kensington
00:30:15I told you
00:30:16you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up
00:30:18to take my place
00:30:19you should have
00:30:20respected my ranking
00:30:21no I think there's something else going on
00:30:25now I apologize ladies and gentlemen
00:30:27I can't seem to complete my transformation
00:30:30I knew it
00:30:31this theater is mine
00:30:33without one final piece of equipment
00:30:35which will be coming
00:30:37right about
00:30:39now
00:30:51what's he doing
00:30:52he's going to shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:03how
00:31:13unbelievable
00:31:14that's amazing
00:31:19whoa
00:31:23that is fast
00:31:24there you go
00:31:26my judges
00:31:30incredible
00:31:34cake
00:31:35the lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce
00:31:38I can't believe I'm eating cake
00:31:41the only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was
00:31:43the master of magic
00:31:54how is this possible
00:32:01now for the critical moment
00:32:03judges
00:32:04what do you think
00:32:05do you know how he did it
00:32:07I have no idea
00:32:07not a clue
00:32:10and you Jennifer
00:32:12I'm completely stumped
00:32:15well in the case of a tie
00:32:17we turn back to the magicians themselves
00:32:20Daniel
00:32:21you said earlier
00:32:23you know how Matthew did his trick
00:32:25tell us
00:32:26yeah
00:32:27tell us
00:32:29he dropped in edible iron filaments
00:32:34then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron
00:32:37ironizing
00:32:39turning the water red
00:32:40giving it the earthy flavors of a wine
00:32:45that's
00:32:47correct
00:32:50amazing
00:32:50and Matthew
00:32:52how did Daniel do his trick
00:32:58I
00:32:59I don't know
00:33:02and with that
00:33:03Daniel wins our first round
00:33:11you know you did it
00:33:13I need a knife
00:33:20let's give him cake
00:33:23well done young man
00:33:25the only other magician
00:33:28that could have accomplished
00:33:29that transformation
00:33:30was the master of magic
00:33:35no
00:33:35no
00:33:36he didn't transform anything
00:33:37he didn't even teleport
00:33:39he must have cheated
00:33:40there's no way
00:33:41an untrained worker
00:33:43has that much level of skill
00:33:44exactly
00:33:45he probably blackmailed the judges
00:33:46or something
00:33:49how could you let him beat you
00:33:51you embarrassed us
00:33:52with your performance
00:33:53how was I supposed to know
00:33:54he was going to do that
00:33:54with the cup
00:33:55and teleport to the judges
00:33:56who is that guy
00:34:01it doesn't matter
00:34:02get out of my face
00:34:04it's time for the real magicians
00:34:05to get to work
00:34:07you think you've won
00:34:10you haven't won shit
00:34:13it's time to bring out my A team
00:34:20Kate Barlow
00:34:29Miss Barlow
00:34:30thank you for joining us
00:34:32that's
00:34:34that's Kate Barlow
00:34:35she's the FISM world champion
00:34:37in parlor magic
00:34:37and an actual
00:34:39six star magician
00:34:40alright
00:34:41who's ready for the headliner
00:34:46second round is quick change magic
00:34:48that's Sophie's specialty
00:34:49you had your little fun
00:34:51in the first round
00:34:52but now
00:34:52watch an actual prep
00:34:54a real magician
00:34:55doesn't need to bribe the judges
00:34:57or cause some fake
00:34:59amateur distractions
00:35:00a real magician
00:35:01doesn't need to
00:35:02because she
00:35:03has hard earned skills
00:35:04now
00:35:07yeah
00:35:08get him Sophie
00:35:09always nice to see
00:35:10a fellow female on stage
00:35:12too bad I'm gonna crush you
00:35:13oh
00:35:14you think so
00:35:15your rank is impressive
00:35:17but it doesn't scare me
00:35:19oh
00:35:19you think I brought in
00:35:20Miss Barlow
00:35:21just for her rank
00:35:23you didn't
00:35:24I brought in Kate Barlow
00:35:26because she was the protege
00:35:28of the master of magic
00:35:32he taught me everything
00:35:33he knows
00:35:34funny
00:35:35I don't remember training her
00:35:38you were trained
00:35:40by the master of magic
00:35:41oh she wasn't just
00:35:42trained by him
00:35:43he realized
00:35:44that she was better than him
00:35:45that's why he
00:35:46disappeared
00:35:47that can't be true
00:35:49right
00:35:49Richard wouldn't dare
00:35:51make a claim like that
00:35:52if it wasn't true
00:35:53so what you're saying
00:35:54is that we have to compete
00:35:55against somebody
00:35:56who's better
00:35:57than the master of magic
00:35:58oh so what
00:36:00I'll still destroy you
00:36:01Sophie
00:36:02shut up
00:36:04miss Barlow
00:36:05it is
00:36:07an honor to compete
00:36:08with a magician
00:36:10of your caliber
00:36:11I wish I could say the same
00:36:13but honestly
00:36:15it's an insult
00:36:16you're even trying to compete
00:36:18so why are you here
00:36:21to shatter my teacher's
00:36:23old records
00:36:23and publicly declare myself
00:36:26the new
00:36:27master of magic
00:36:33ladies and gentlemen
00:36:34this next act
00:36:36is even harder
00:36:37than our first
00:36:38it is all about
00:36:39quick change magic
00:36:40transforming outfits
00:36:42as many times as possible
00:36:43in 30 seconds
00:36:45the world record
00:36:46is 17 changes
00:36:48held by the master
00:36:50of magic
00:36:55do you think
00:36:56you can beat that
00:36:58that's a change
00:36:58every two seconds
00:36:59there's no way
00:37:00you can beat that
00:37:01I could beat that
00:37:02in my sleep
00:37:06hell
00:37:07there's not a magic technique
00:37:08in the world
00:37:09that would make
00:37:09that trick possible
00:37:10only the master of magic
00:37:11would be able to do that
00:37:12I know every one
00:37:14of his secrets
00:37:15are you saying
00:37:17you're going to break
00:37:17the master of magic's record
00:37:20who here would like
00:37:22to see me break the record
00:37:25then start the music
00:37:38one
00:37:39two
00:37:40three
00:37:41standard
00:37:43oh my gosh
00:37:44her pace
00:37:44how is she doing
00:37:45is she about to break the record
00:37:49they're about to break the record
00:37:50oh my god
00:37:52this is unreal
00:37:53this is history
00:37:57that is 18 changes
00:37:59ladies and gentlemen
00:38:00we have a new world record
00:38:01and possibly
00:38:02a new master of magic
00:38:06I can't believe
00:38:07she just did that
00:38:08I've never seen anything like it
00:38:09the concentration
00:38:10the skill needed
00:38:12to do something like that
00:38:14she had to learn it
00:38:15from the master of magic
00:38:16I wouldn't believe it
00:38:17if I hadn't just seen it
00:38:19with my own eyes
00:38:20for a second there
00:38:21I thought she'd actually
00:38:21figure out my technique
00:38:22but no
00:38:23she's a fraud
00:38:25like the rest
00:38:25Sophie
00:38:26you can beat that
00:38:28right
00:38:28I can only manage
00:38:309 or 10 changes
00:38:31but not 18
00:38:35well
00:38:36are you even going to attempt
00:38:37to compete
00:38:38or do you just want to
00:38:39give me the theater now
00:38:43no one can do that
00:38:44we should just give up
00:38:45come on Sophie
00:38:47there has to be some chance
00:38:48okay you don't know
00:38:49what you're talking about
00:38:50I can't do that
00:38:52no one can do that
00:38:53you're just some dumb girl
00:38:55with money who tried
00:38:55to get into magic
00:38:56but you don't know
00:38:56anything about magic
00:38:58okay you put that guy
00:38:59on stage for Pete's sake
00:39:01are you going to come out
00:39:02here and embarrass yourselves
00:39:03or can I get ready
00:39:04for my first photo shoot
00:39:06as the new master of magic
00:39:09come on
00:39:10one of you
00:39:11at least has to try
00:39:12I can't lose this contract
00:39:14I have children
00:39:15that are my responsibility
00:39:16and they will starve
00:39:18Sophie
00:39:20Eugene
00:39:21Xavier
00:39:23if I had my hand
00:39:25I would try
00:39:26but I don't even think
00:39:28I would stand a chance
00:39:29well well
00:39:30looks like I won
00:39:32sir
00:39:34are you hiring
00:39:37really
00:39:37you're going to betray
00:39:38your boss
00:39:39right in front of him
00:39:40might as well
00:39:41we can't go down
00:39:42with a sinking ship
00:39:43of losers
00:39:43sorry Samuel
00:39:44you should not put
00:39:45your faith
00:39:46in a stupid girl
00:39:46who doesn't understand
00:39:47the first thing
00:39:48about magic
00:39:48it's over
00:39:49the theater is mine
00:39:53I failed them
00:39:55I failed the orphanage
00:39:59might as well
00:40:00go with them
00:40:00Daniel
00:40:02hey what
00:40:03where are you going
00:40:06what is he doing
00:40:10I still have a shot
00:40:12I'm gonna take it
00:40:13Daniel stop
00:40:13you can't just go out there
00:40:14and embarrass yourself
00:40:15I won't let you
00:40:16Bree
00:40:17do you trust me
00:40:22and with the Kensington team
00:40:23giving up
00:40:24the winners are
00:40:26wait
00:40:29the Kensington team
00:40:31sold us to do
00:40:31their quick change act
00:40:34that's adorable
00:40:35do you even know
00:40:36what a quick change act
00:40:37is prop boy
00:40:39I'll manage
00:40:40really Samuel
00:40:42you're sending out
00:40:43the help again
00:40:43this loser
00:40:44has no chance
00:40:45of beating Kate
00:40:46sir we tried to warn him
00:40:48but Samuel just
00:40:49wouldn't listen
00:40:50this worker conned him
00:40:51just like he conned
00:40:53the judges
00:40:53in the last round
00:40:54hey that's not true
00:40:55the only reason why
00:40:56he's here is because
00:40:56Bree has a little crush
00:40:57on him
00:40:58that's enough
00:40:58ooh
00:40:59is that what's going on
00:41:01the producer's
00:41:02amateur boyfriend
00:41:03is trying to save
00:41:04the show
00:41:05that's really cute
00:41:06I said that's enough
00:41:08Daniel
00:41:09are you ready
00:41:12your time starts
00:41:16now
00:41:27we're waiting
00:41:29look at all these
00:41:30quick changes
00:41:31he's going so fast
00:41:32I can't keep track of them
00:41:37hey honey
00:41:38it doesn't look like
00:41:39magic's your thing
00:41:40but I'm always hiring
00:41:41boys to do my laundry
00:41:44what are you doing
00:41:46boy
00:41:46just trust him
00:41:47he has it under control
00:41:49are you kidding me
00:41:50if he has it under control
00:41:51I'm freaking Merlin himself
00:41:53hey Bree
00:41:54you might want to
00:41:55turn around for this one
00:41:57okay
00:41:57your boyfriend
00:41:58is about to reveal
00:41:59himself for the fraud
00:42:00that he truly is
00:42:01seriously get off the stage
00:42:03you look like a fucking ass
00:42:05yo buddy
00:42:06you're not getting 18
00:42:07bro
00:42:07knock it off
00:42:09Daniel what are you doing
00:42:10are you happy
00:42:11you've embarrassed yourself
00:42:13and wasted
00:42:14my precious time
00:42:21time
00:42:22time is a funny thing
00:42:24isn't it
00:42:25see we always complain
00:42:26that time goes by too fast
00:42:27but in moments like these
00:42:29it's like time
00:42:31stand still
00:42:36your technique wasn't bad
00:42:38just wasn't the master
00:42:39of magic's technique
00:42:43this is
00:42:46what's he gonna do
00:42:48I'm trying now
00:42:53I'll blink
00:43:04congratulations
00:43:05one change in 30 seconds
00:43:07I win
00:43:08but you can't call that a competition
00:43:10what a waste of time
00:43:11Sophie at least would have had a chance
00:43:13well I think we know who won this contest
00:43:17are you sure about that?
00:43:20oh my god
00:43:21oh my god
00:43:34how did he do that?
00:43:3977
00:43:4078
00:43:49ladies and gentlemen
00:43:52we have 78 changes
00:43:54I can't believe it
00:43:55it's not possible
00:43:56it's impossible
00:44:00it's impossible
00:44:01for mere mortals
00:44:03but not for the master of magic
00:44:05wait
00:44:07is he the real master of magic?
00:44:10the misdirect you used
00:44:13showmanship
00:44:14the transformation
00:44:16on a massive scale
00:44:18ladies and gentlemen
00:44:19you have just witnessed
00:44:20the return of a legend
00:44:22because this man
00:44:23is the master of magic
00:44:26oh my god
00:44:28oh my god
00:44:29oh my god
00:44:32oh my god
00:44:33I knew it
00:44:33I knew it
00:44:34I knew it
00:44:35I knew it
00:44:35oh god
00:44:38I just made an axe of myself
00:44:41in front of the real master of magic
00:44:44with that question
00:44:46I believe I seek for all three judges
00:44:48to declare that
00:44:49Daniel is the winner of this competition
00:44:51ladies and gentlemen
00:44:53you heard it
00:44:53Daniel wins the competition
00:44:58Daniel
00:44:59Daniel
00:45:00Daniel
00:45:03Daniel
00:45:04Daniel
00:45:04Daniel
00:45:05Daniel
00:45:05Daniel
00:45:05Daniel
00:45:05Daniel
00:45:06please
00:45:07please forgive me
00:45:08I was just so inspired by your example growing up
00:45:11that I feel as if you've been with me every step of the way
00:45:13how dare you lie to me
00:45:15you swore to me you learned everything from him
00:45:17you're nothing but a fraud
00:45:19get out of here
00:45:24I've spent the last six years looking for you
00:45:27I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic
00:45:30because I know that before you were the master of magic
00:45:33you were a world-class cat burglar
00:45:39tonight
00:45:40the diamond nebula casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars
00:45:51you'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage
00:45:55here
00:45:58down payment to show you I'm serious
00:46:01so what do you say
00:46:03ready to make some real money
00:46:07I won both rounds of the competition, didn't I?
00:46:10well, yes
00:46:12then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater
00:46:15that was the deal
00:46:17right, of course
00:46:19but what do you think of my offer?
00:46:22what do I think of your offer?
00:46:30now why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass
00:46:33yeah
00:46:37that was so good
00:46:42wow
00:46:42everybody
00:46:43give it up for the master of magic
00:46:46wow
00:46:50you know Daniel
00:46:51when I first saw you
00:46:53I knew that you were special
00:46:54yeah
00:46:55yeah
00:46:55of course
00:46:56I mean even an idiot could see
00:46:57he was the master of magic
00:46:59and honestly
00:47:01um
00:47:01I just feel
00:47:03so honored
00:47:04to be standing in the same room as you
00:47:06right now
00:47:07wow
00:47:10you guys are acting like you had his back this whole time
00:47:12after all the abuse you heaped on him earlier
00:47:15oh no
00:47:15no we were just joking
00:47:18right
00:47:19guys
00:47:20you're gonna stay with us
00:47:22right
00:47:23Daniel?
00:47:24yeah
00:47:24of course he's gonna stay with us
00:47:26we're just
00:47:26you know
00:47:27showing him some love
00:47:29yeah
00:47:29the three of you
00:47:31your actions were a disgrace
00:47:34disrespecting the greatest magician of all time
00:47:38I think
00:47:39Daniel should decide what your punishment is
00:47:41punishment?
00:47:42punishment is a very strong word
00:47:44no you don't
00:47:44first of all
00:47:45I don't like that
00:47:46you know
00:47:48I do think
00:47:50maybe a little public humiliation
00:47:52will do you three some good
00:48:00I know I see it
00:48:02that's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen
00:48:04disgusting
00:48:07what are you thinking of
00:48:07go
00:48:08just go
00:48:08we have to go here
00:48:14so
00:48:15you're really him
00:48:18master of magic
00:48:19I
00:48:20don't feel I
00:48:22am worthy to be on the same stage as you
00:48:24if
00:48:26you want to stay
00:48:28I gladly open for you
00:48:29and give you the marquee performance
00:48:32but
00:48:32whether you
00:48:33stay or leave
00:48:35it's
00:48:35now it's completely
00:48:37your decision
00:48:39so what do you say?
00:48:43if you knew how I'd let Eric die
00:48:44you'd hate me
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic
00:48:50that may be true
00:48:53but
00:48:53nobody else
00:48:55could ever do
00:48:56what you did up here
00:49:00Daniel
00:49:03Daniel
00:49:04Daniel
00:49:05Daniel
00:49:08Daniel
00:49:09Daniel
00:49:09Daniel
00:49:10Daniel
00:49:10That bracelet
00:49:13Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:27Hey
00:49:29All this time and I didn't recognize you
00:49:31Daniel Angier
00:49:33And you're still the same
00:49:34The older brother looking out for the smaller kid
00:49:38Anytime Eric got hurt
00:49:39He'd come running
00:49:42When I met her the most
00:49:44I let him down
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing
00:49:53And he was so proud of you
00:49:54The only time you let him down
00:49:57Was when you stopped being the master of magic
00:50:00What?
00:50:01Eric believed in you
00:50:04And your gifts
00:50:05Don't let your guilt take that away
00:50:08You're still the master of magic
00:50:11You just have to claim it
00:50:19Where'd he go?
00:50:20Daniel!
00:50:21Daniel!
00:50:21We won an interview!
00:50:23In here
00:50:33I could have sworn you went this way
00:50:35You have to be here somewhere
00:50:45You're friends
00:50:47Ah, well that sounds
00:50:49Awful
00:51:00Awful
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:32Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:55This looks way worse than when we were kids.
00:51:59Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:15What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:18Good business.
00:52:20That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:36Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor.
00:52:51To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:52:53And funnel it into my casino.
00:52:54You're a monster.
00:52:56Nah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't.
00:53:02Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:06See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22Who are gonna tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:27You can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what's he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:36Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay in my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:53Pay your funds millions for this place.
00:53:56I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah?
00:54:07Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:08Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:15I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:54:56Lily.
00:54:57System logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:02Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:08Anna Vita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:17Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:29So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:36Hm.
00:55:39That's just what you think you are.
00:55:41Idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:48And then snip his man hood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be big enough.
00:55:58Ladies, please.
00:56:01Let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:22Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:24He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31There's nobody here.
00:56:33Maybe he could be our phone guy.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly a reason.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it come in.
00:56:40We keep double crossing easy.
00:56:43Alright.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:46And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:49But, you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see the cart over there, little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:04You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:13First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:15You got that?
00:57:16A key.
00:57:18And then...
00:57:20Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:24You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:41This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a haste?
00:57:50Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink of water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow us down.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Oh!
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:02Jesus Christ.
00:58:03I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:07Here, let me just...
00:58:08Let me help you just wipe.
00:58:09No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11It's a garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:12Yeah, garbage.
00:58:14Just...
00:58:15He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's a terrible failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:29Like the same thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:54Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:02How...
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies.
00:59:10Those chips did not come from his cart.
00:59:12No one is that girl.
00:59:14He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:18He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21He's clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:23We wouldn't want a double-classy bra.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:28All right.
00:59:30They'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:39Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:41Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:45All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:48Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:55So, it's time for a distraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards, they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:18and that perfume that she just sprayed on has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal skull of you.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch a professional look.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:39Watch her sway.
01:00:42It is already starting to hurt.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59Because she took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And, before then, the heathlethmonical.
01:01:05So, how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself.
01:01:09In three...
01:01:10Two...
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:14You smell that?
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:17Oh, my God.
01:01:18Oh, my God.
01:01:22Oh, that scent.
01:01:24I get the disease.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:28Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Dammit.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on Dammit.
01:01:35It's fine.
01:01:36I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And if that stupid captain means I will try again any real work.
01:01:41They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new destruction now.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to distract the guards, they will catch him.
01:01:52We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:01:57You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:01These vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:06He'll get arrested and that will be the big distraction that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:27Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:29Realizing it was too hard for him.
01:02:34Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:37My priceless, one-of-a-kind, two-faced trick coin.
01:02:40It's hard to let go.
01:02:42I'd like to save the orphans.
01:02:45I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using Zindu slot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:50How is he going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh? How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough to be a ball guard.
01:03:00My patrolman is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No, babe.
01:03:06I want to see him fail.
01:03:08Then, we will cut.
01:03:22No way.
01:03:26Oh, my gosh!
01:03:28Amazing!
01:03:29On your first try?
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:32How did he do that?
01:03:33Oh, my goodness.
01:03:34He probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not a real distraction.
01:03:48The slot machines are paying out!
01:03:59Code 11.
01:04:00All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:02That's impossible.
01:04:04Why did Sam Hill just have it?
01:04:05Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:07Ladies,
01:04:08are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginners, look.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall,
01:04:19he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into six years ago
01:04:33to steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in without us?
01:04:39Don't think I want that little smokey here
01:04:41to take a piece out of you
01:04:42if you try to double-cross us.
01:04:44Did your parents ever teach you
01:04:45not to play with those things?
01:04:50What blazes? How did that happen?
01:04:58You were gonna pay for that!
01:05:00Don't worry, it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:07That's right. We're too good.
01:05:09We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic tricks
01:05:12could see me in our league.
01:05:13Oh, whatever.
01:05:14Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It is time for the professionals to work.
01:05:23Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:05:26She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London,
01:05:29the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox
01:05:30all in one week.
01:05:32Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:34Just as I thought.
01:05:35Three lockers, mechanical combination,
01:05:38and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:40No wonder only one thief has ever been able
01:05:42to crack this safe.
01:05:42Yeah, me.
01:05:45Fortunately, that one thief was me six years ago.
01:05:51Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03One down, three to go.
01:06:05One down, three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:11False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:15Meep, meep.
01:06:16Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute.
01:06:19We don't have a minute.
01:06:20How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:24Somebody shuts me off.
01:06:26Well, I'm just saying, you taught us before, so...
01:06:30No problem.
01:06:30Stop bothering her with your questions
01:06:32and just standing in the corner like a good little boy.
01:06:34Five.
01:06:35Four.
01:06:37Three.
01:06:38Two.
01:06:41Three.
01:06:42Two.
01:06:45Intruder alert canceled.
01:06:48Got it.
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:52How was I supposed to know?
01:06:53The interior had been modified to lock like an IBV international vault.
01:06:57You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:02Give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:05Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:08You don't really think you can be faster than me.
01:07:11I am the one who cracked the safe, not you.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:15This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alisa, you got this.
01:07:18No, she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:20She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:23You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:07:32Hmm.
01:07:33Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:36Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:46It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53I'm fine.
01:07:53Idiot.
01:07:54I almost found it.
01:07:55Alisa.
01:07:57What?
01:07:59Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him and then say that we stopped him from robbing
01:08:06the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up what I already started.
01:08:13Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:22What the hell are you doing?
01:08:24Is this idiot trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if he'd stop talking and listen, you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel, we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up!
01:08:41Fickle him!
01:08:45Now for the magic words.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:09:00How the hell?
01:09:01Impossibile.
01:09:02Who are you?
01:09:04Are we in overhead?
01:09:05Ladies, I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20Ah, damn.
01:09:22There's gotta be near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking a decade-long spot dream.
01:09:26I am finally going to buy the mention of the Kiss PNC.
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:48You think you are so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:09:56We played you the entire time.
01:09:58And you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:02They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:05Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:08All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:14You were just our fault, right?
01:10:15That is what happens when you try to run this city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:28Whoa.
01:10:29This is more than I even thought.
01:10:32Barry is so paranoid, he put all his valuables in here.
01:10:35Come on, ladies. We can't stand around. Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:41A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall. He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:49It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy.
01:10:53But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that next time.
01:10:59Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:03Who...
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:07You know exactly.
01:11:09Who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads!
01:11:14Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:16A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:17Calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:20He's...
01:11:21He's not a nobody, he's...
01:11:23Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:26We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:28He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:31You fools!
01:11:33Please...
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:35Let us go.
01:11:36Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy, like...
01:11:41Reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:48What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:59You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:02No.
01:12:04No.
01:12:04Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh, Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:19My pink ass.
01:12:20Oh, God.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:23The geriatric hudster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:35That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick, huh?
01:12:46But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:12:50I put him down like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you down that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:57We're gonna finish that job right now.
01:13:07Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23You're probably thinking,
01:13:24I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:27And you know why you didn't?
01:13:29You blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:34Sweet. You guys brought flowers.
01:13:52Freeze!
01:14:00That's enough.
01:14:08What?
01:14:09How did you do that?
01:14:11I served like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police are on their way and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:14:22Oh, and don't worry, it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:14:27Why would I go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief.
01:14:30You're stealing from me.
01:14:32It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the United States.
01:14:39Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:14:42Who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:14:51No!
01:14:51No!
01:14:52No!
01:14:52No!
01:14:53No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54It's out of here!
01:15:07We did it, Eric.
01:15:08Untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage and put those kids through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love all the colors in the stained glass windows.
01:15:27And...
01:15:27The library.
01:15:29We get brand new books every day.
01:15:33I still can't understand how you found the money to pay off all those loans.
01:15:37You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
01:15:41Mommy! Daddy!
01:15:43Let's get ice cream before the show!
01:15:46Yeah!
01:15:47Ice cream!
01:15:47You read my mind.
01:15:48You're like a little magician.
01:15:50Okay, I guess we'll see you next week.
01:15:52Always looking forward to it.
01:15:53Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:01Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the Angier Magic Team.
01:16:09The one.
01:16:10The only.
01:16:12Mistress of Magic herself.
01:16:18Charity, Angier.
01:16:20Woo!
01:16:21Woo!
01:16:23Woo!
01:16:26Woo!
01:16:26Yahoo!
01:16:26Woo, yay!
01:16:28We've been here!
01:16:29Woo, yay!
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