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00:02Happy Thanksgiving!
00:04Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
00:10I didn't see ya.
00:13I didn't see ya.
00:25Night-night.
00:30Wellesie?
00:34Wellesie?
01:00We can make it happen at my sex morning.
01:03What the fuck?
01:06You again.
01:07No, not me again. You again.
01:10Are you seriously hooking up on top of me?
01:12Well, this is my house.
01:13Yeah, where you presumably have a room.
01:15It's you from the bathroom.
01:16Yes, we've established. It's me.
01:18Did you follow me?
01:19I was here first.
01:21Well, it's not my fault. You won't leave me alone.
01:22Well, it's not my fault. You can't survive two seconds without sticking your dick in someone.
01:26Oh.
01:27No offense.
01:28All good.
01:29I take offense.
01:30No one asked you.
01:31You know, we don't really need him.
01:33You wanna go back to mine?
01:34Wait, wait, wait, wait. She's leaving in a second.
01:37And...
01:46Happy now?
01:47A little bit.
01:52Whatever.
01:56I'm going outside.
02:10So you're breaking up with your boyfriend?
02:12What?
02:13I'm not breaking up with him.
02:18You want to, though?
02:23You guys have been together since your freshman year.
02:25On and off.
02:26But now you're not sure about your future.
02:28Because the dude's gonna move to Vermont.
02:30And be a boring insurance salesman.
02:31And you...
02:32You want to act.
02:38How...
02:39You told pretty much everyone.
02:41Tonight at karaoke.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:49Okay, so...
02:50What are you gonna do?
02:52I don't know.
02:53This...
02:54This whole thing.
03:00I just...
03:02My dad gave up so much to be there for my mom when she...
03:08And I know that meant everything to her.
03:14Her relationship was beautiful.
03:17And I want that.
03:21I don't know.
03:21But...
03:22You don't want to move to Vermont.
03:24No.
03:26Okay.
03:27So...
03:27What do you want, Allie?
03:31I guess...
03:32I want to be in love.
03:35But I don't want that to make it impossible for me to, like, move to L.A.
03:39Or take a show to Edinburgh.
03:41Work my ass off on Broadway.
03:43You know?
03:44I want to be able to do it all.
03:46Even though I know it's more likely I'll succeed at none of it.
03:51It's dumb.
03:52Hell no.
03:54That's not dumb.
03:56If that's what you want, go after it.
03:58People who care about you will understand.
04:00And if they don't...
04:02They're not your people.
04:04Okay.
04:05Which one of your exes taught you to be so insightful?
04:09I don't have any exes.
04:11It's...
04:12The weed.
04:13Wait.
04:14Dean De Laurentiis has never had a girlfriend?
04:17I like being the casual sex guy.
04:20It's easy.
04:21I have heard you're easy.
04:28I'm Six Flags, baby.
04:31Everybody wants a ride.
04:32They come for a good time, not a long time, and that's fine by me.
04:36Is it?
04:48Looking at it won't make them text.
04:50No.
04:51No, you're so right here.
04:52Save me from myself.
04:58What?
04:59What are you...
05:00When you break up with this guy, which you will, you're gonna want a fun ride to distract you.
05:07Call me.
05:10Sorry, dude.
05:11I don't do roller coasters.
05:23Having to go on.
05:32Is it...
05:34The cold say?
05:34The cold say?
05:35The cold say?
05:35The '' whip'', the...
05:40The walls...
05:47September say...
05:51That's not a good time.
05:56Uh, what was I?
06:03Well, hello.
06:05Yeah, I know.
06:06You said I wouldn't call.
06:09And yet?
06:11And yet.
06:13You're calling.
06:16I broke up with Sean.
06:20I'm sorry.
06:23No, you're not.
06:25No, I'm not.
06:29I really want to call him.
06:31But you called me instead.
06:34I did.
06:35You lied.
06:38About what?
06:41You like roller coasters.
06:45No.
06:47I fucking love roller coasters.
07:06I just broke up with Sean.
07:08And I can't hurt his feelings.
07:11This is a one-time thing.
07:15Tell no one.
07:17I got it.
07:21I got it.
07:34I got it.
07:36I got it.
07:39I got it.
07:41OK.
07:42This is the last time.
08:02OK.
08:03Please, please, treat me like you need me
08:07Baby, let me see
08:08That's against the wall
08:10Baby, is it all?
08:13I wanna believe you
08:14Treat me like you need me
08:20Yeah, yeah, two seconds, put that second in the bathroom
08:27Hold on, hold on
08:28One second, alright
08:35Um, sorry, I just needed my...
08:36Yeah, no, it's fine, man, just...
08:38Just go!
08:39Okay, I'll go, I'll go
08:47That was absolutely the last of the time
09:00I just think this is really important to Garrett, that this goes well
09:03That's what relationships are for, honey bun
09:05Supporting each other, helping each other grow as people
09:10Can all be about sex and fun
09:14Shit, bus almost here, gotta go
09:16Well, no, Garrett can just drive you
09:18It's fine
09:18I love a bus
09:20You hate a bus
09:22It's fine
09:25Love you
09:27Happy Thanksgiving
09:27Happy Thanksgiving
09:44All roads lead back to Dean
09:46This has just arrived
09:48Allie, this is...
09:50Bo Maxwell
09:50Yeah
09:51Joanna Maxwell's little brother
09:52Oh yeah, you know Joe?
09:53Well, I don't know her know her
09:55But I know her in the way that she's like a god who walks among us
09:58She booked a Lynn Nottage play like a week after graduating
10:01And now she's in Dea's understudy in Oleana on Broadway
10:04Joanna Maxwell's like, iconic
10:05You're allowed to just call her Joanna, you know that
10:09Okay, sorry, I bet you're so sick of theater talk
10:11What, are you kidding?
10:12You're looking at the guy who skipped his midterm to go see Jay Groff and Merrilee
10:15No way
10:16Do these fit on you?
10:17Oh, don't get them started
10:18So much
10:19I was in like the sixth row
10:20Shut up
10:22Okay, favorite musical of all time
10:23Three, two, one
10:25In the Heights
10:26Fuck off
10:27Stop
10:27You guys just met
10:28Okay, okay, okay, second favorite
10:29Three, two, one
10:31Little Shop
10:32Oh my god, you guys
10:35What'd you say?
10:37What?
10:41Oh my god, oh my god, you guys
10:44What is this, hell?
10:44I'm about to buy Natalie
10:45You're receiving an educationmiÅŸ
10:46Here's
10:46the price Elk
10:48saw bright thru that sells her old lies What is
10:50this? It may
10:51be perfect for a blonde but I'm not that blonde I may
10:54be in love but I'm no stupid lady I got
10:57on Oh my
10:58god Oh good
10:59No good
11:00story on the sick Courtney,
11:02take a break No,
11:02no no no No,
11:03no, No, no Hey,
11:04hey. Don't listen to him, Allie. Alright? Dean was
11:07indoctrinated by Joanna just like the rest of us What?
11:10I don't know what you mean by that Yeah,
11:11you do Dean,
11:12you say?
11:12I absolutely know Dean was more of a dancer. Stop. Please tell me there's a video. Oh, there's a video.
11:20I will kill you
11:26Okay, the sunglasses are too good. Why were there sunglasses you asked? No reason no reason at all
11:31Okay, well you are sending this to me. No, you're not obviously you drive back Friday
11:36Do I get to DJ? Hell yeah, you get DJ as long as you exclusively play songs. It'll make me
11:41miserable
11:42On second time, I think you should take the bus. Oh, no, no, no, don't listen to him. Allie, he
11:45can hitchhike to New York
11:56See you Friday
12:04And she goes by Kiara now, it's like a whole thing
12:14Oh, um, no. Yeah, totally. Oh, okay. What what's going on? No, nothing. It's just like everyone's over
12:24Hey, Allie, hey, I can hear your nails. Who are you texting?
12:27What? Nobody. It's Sean. You're backsliding. I'm not
12:32Hey, it's okay. It's my dad. He um
12:36He can't find the remote again here. I swear he has ADHD, but his generation's undiagnosable
12:42Oh, okay. Okay. I should probably go help. Love you. Miss you. Gobble, gobble
13:07Hey
13:10Happy Thanksgiving
13:14Cute
13:15Cute. Yeah, my dad gets me one every year
13:20Holy shit
13:23I mean, I kind of hate you, but holy fucking shit. Thanks
13:37Oh, I mean seriously, it's like
13:39Gwyneth Paltrow's AD tour and the Guggenheim at a baby
13:47You said this wasn't a date. It's not
13:50Feels like a date. It's not
13:51It's a good bottle of wine my parents won't miss
13:55Happy Thanksgiving
13:58Happy Thanksgiving
14:04Okay
14:06Do you want the tour?
14:07Is it gonna make me hate you more?
14:11Probably
14:12Your sister's closet is the size of my bedroom. I could literally live in it
14:16I don't know why one person needs so many vintage bags
14:20Usually we have a Basque out there, but it's on loan to the Whitney
14:27Okay, let's see it
14:30What?
14:32Your big move
14:33Grand finale
14:34I don't know what you're talking about
14:40Fine
14:42There's a piano in the den and I usually end the tour there
14:45And I talk about the piano and then they ask if I play and then I say
14:50Kind of
14:52Kind of
14:52Exactly
14:53Then I sit down and I play Mad World
14:57Mad World
14:57It's the only song I know and it works
15:00It works, okay?
15:01Yeah, can you be normal?
15:03It's just me
15:04I am being normal
15:05No, you're not
15:07What would you be doing if I wasn't here?
15:15You play chess by yourself?
15:17I had to get better than Summer. She's a chaos monster
15:20My dad taught us when we were little
15:22It was a family tradition
15:24It's sweet
15:26It's cutthroat
15:28Where is your family now?
15:31St. Barts
15:33We have a place here
15:34Sounds terrible
15:36Doesn't it?
15:38You know, I'm so glad Jensen's making this practice on Friday
15:40Because otherwise I'd be
15:42You know, I'd be laying on a beach
15:44Day drinking with Nick and destroying summer and beach volleyball
15:48God, you lead a tough life dealer in us
15:50The worst
15:57Sorry you can't be with your family though
16:00Seems like you miss them
16:03I get to be here with you
16:10Also
16:10Shit
16:11Mine
16:12Never, ever, let the enemy distract you
16:19Kate?
17:04Never, ever let the enemy distract you
17:32I don't know.
17:35and they had told you to break apart.
17:40Hey, it's never too late to make love,
17:46but I don't wanna have to make up.
17:50No, I don't wanna have to make up.
17:53It's never too late to make love,
17:56but I don't wanna have to make up.
18:00No, I don't wanna have to make up.
18:04It's never too late to make love,
18:06but I don't wanna have to make up.
18:10No, I don't wanna have to make up.
18:14Ooh, tell you think about the way we used to feel.
18:21Feel me.
18:24Ooh, tell you think about the way we used to feel.
18:30Ooh, tell you think about the way we used to feel.
18:37Be honest.
18:38How many of your neighbors have seen you butt naked?
18:43Literally all of them.
18:50Sorry, it's the guys.
18:52Take it.
18:54Hey.
18:59Hello?
19:00Hey!
19:01What are you?
19:01Are you already asleep?
19:03It's called Trip to Fan, motherfuckers.
19:05Where are you?
19:06In fucking New York on Thanksgiving.
19:12Yeah.
19:14Yeah.
19:15Yeah.
19:15Okay.
19:15Well, at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink.
19:18Uh, so I took my apple and my hat.
19:21I'm gonna take a month.
19:22She's got her self job.
19:24Dean, do you never have a shirt on?
19:25Well, Dean, don't stick to the bubble.
19:29Happy Thanksgiving!
19:30Happy Thanksgiving!
19:31Happy Thanksgiving!
19:32Happy Thanksgiving!
19:33Happy Thanksgiving!
19:33Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
19:37Oh!
19:40I didn't see you.
19:44This just must be a one time thing.
19:47I mean, I came to stupid happy and Garrett's your friend.
19:49Like, I can't mess that up.
19:50How is this messing it up?
19:51By making her thing about me.
19:53She deserves this.
19:55The second people find out we're...
19:58They're gonna ask what this is.
19:59No, no.
20:00No one's gonna ask that.
20:01They're not gonna ask you that.
20:04And then people are gonna talk, and Sean will find out, and I can't hurt him?
20:09I called you, what, 36 hours after I broke up with him?
20:14That's less than 48.
20:15Oh, my God, I fucked you less than 48 hours after breaking up with Sean.
20:19We had fun.
20:20We were safe.
20:20We didn't hurt anyone.
20:21Yeah.
20:22So let's keep it that way.
20:24Allie, come on.
20:26I'm sorry.
20:27I have to go.
20:29Allie.
20:35There you stood, there you stood, regret the past, but, regretting all the things that
20:42passed, but, hey, how was practice?
20:47It was fine.
20:49Good.
20:51Are you getting, uh, practices downstairs?
20:53No, stay.
20:54I'm just gonna close my eyes.
20:58There you stood behind your glasses
21:03In a hazy yellow world
21:06Alone enough for me to ask just
21:11Alone enough to feel the heart
21:15The glow, the glow of starborn eyes reflect the sky
21:28Until I find I'm sinking into your yellow, yellow haze
21:42Linkering as you pour
21:49Why'd you stop?
21:50You're exhausted.
21:51No, I like listening to you sing.
21:53I like playing for you.
21:55What do you think?
21:56You sound beautiful.
21:58How about the song?
21:59The lyrics?
22:06You hate it.
22:07No, no, I don't.
22:09At all.
22:10I, I really like the melody.
22:12I just, I don't get it.
22:14I mean, well, maybe I'm just tired.
22:16No, no, it's okay.
22:17I don't get it either.
22:19What exactly is a yellow haze?
22:21Justin said something about the aura of falling in love.
22:24Oh.
22:25Is it getting worse?
22:26Well, have you talked to him about it?
22:27Yeah, I, I thought I could fix it, but, I mean, the showcase is in two weeks, and my gut
22:33is telling me you should just start over.
22:35I just can't figure out how to tell Justin his lyrics aren't working.
22:38Well, have you tried?
22:39Hey, asshole, this isn't working.
22:41Right?
22:42No.
22:43No.
22:44Never had a problem giving me shit.
22:45Yeah, well, this is different.
22:46This is his art.
22:48This is your art, too.
22:49And your showcase piece.
22:52Ah!
22:54You've got this.
22:55I believe in you.
23:01Justin, her song fucking sucks, and we're gonna lose the showcase.
23:06Ooh, you've got a winner here.
23:07Sounds so bad, so bad.
23:10Actually, you know what?
23:10Usually I like Gary and you sing, but...
23:12Oh, Gary hates my singing, but it's okay, because he loves me.
23:17Yeah, I do.
23:29I love you, Aussie.
23:34I love you, Aussie.
23:38I love you, too.
24:03You guys said I love you?
24:05Well, if you would have told me six months ago that I'd be hot and single, and you'd
24:10be abandoning me to go spend the night with Garrett Graham, I'd...
24:16Okay, I'm the worst.
24:18Being this happy when you're in a crisis, I'm unpacking.
24:21No, no, no, no.
24:22You're in love.
24:23Go be in love.
24:24No, you were texting Sean for Thanksgiving.
24:26You miss him.
24:28Actually, I was not.
24:30He's been giving me space.
24:32And that's freaking you out?
24:35Surprisingly, no.
24:36I'm enjoying the space.
24:38Well, that's great.
24:40Totally.
24:41Totally.
24:43Except, if I'm enjoying the space, then that means I'm a terrible, shitty person who hurts
24:49someone she supposedly loved, and then just moves on.
24:58This is about your mom.
25:02She said never give up on love.
25:05And when she got sick, my dad was there for her, you know?
25:09Like, every step of the way.
25:11Even when it got so hard.
25:13So then do I just call it quits with Sean because I'm not willing to put in the work?
25:20Did I give up on love?
25:22Of course not.
25:23If Sean's not the great love of your life, that's okay.
25:26You'll find another great love.
25:30Or, I mean, hear me out.
25:34A fling.
25:35Okay.
25:37Uh, flings have just not been super successful for you, historically speaking.
25:42No, what are you talking about?
25:43I can fling.
25:44Uh.
25:45I can.
25:46Remember after the second Sean breakup?
25:48All those dates with frat boys who didn't believe in soap?
25:53Yeah, okay, well, maybe that was my mistake.
25:56I don't need to date someone.
25:57I just need a distraction.
25:59The fuck, buddy?
26:02Okay, you know I love you, and I think you're perfect, and I will support you no matter what.
26:08But you, Allie Hayes, are a card-carrying member.
26:11I know, I'm a team boyfriend.
26:13Team boyfriend.
26:14You like snuggling and inside jokes.
26:17You want to tell a guy about your day and meet his mom and watch him run a 5K, and
26:22then complain about having to watch him run a 5K.
26:25It's a really stupid length for a race.
26:27Hey, look, this stuff with Sean is hard, but whether you move on or you get back together with him,
26:34bottom line is, I'm here for you.
26:37I'm team Allie.
26:38Just know that and believe that, and totally ignore this giant duffel I am packing to abandon you yet again.
26:47You're not abandoning me.
26:49You're going to have super hot sex all night with a guy who loves you.
26:56But you're not taking that.
26:58It's mine.
27:05Yeah, maybe All You Can Eat was not my most romantic idea.
27:09Wellesie, saw you guys on 5th line.
27:12Is Jules like...
27:13They're everywhere.
27:14Like God.
27:15We're supposed to be on a date.
27:17Oh, wow, you really splurged, G.
27:19This one was my treat.
27:20Oh, then rescinded.
27:24So, how was y'all's break?
27:27First time meeting Papa Graham, right?
27:29Yeah, it was...
27:30It was fine.
27:34Yeah.
27:36Family.
27:36Sucks.
27:37Um, do you at least get that signed jersey for the Hurricanes fundraiser?
27:41That Phil Graham merch room is legit.
27:43Uh, not this year.
27:46Uh, what's the Hurricanes?
27:48It's a local youth hockey program.
27:50We do a fundraiser for them every year.
27:52Logan was a little cane.
27:56Well, is that still happening?
27:58I thought the venue felt through.
27:59Yeah, well, they double booked.
28:00I'm trying to figure it out.
28:02Hey, we were really, uh, counting on that Phil donation.
28:05I...
28:05I can reach out.
28:06I'll sign a jersey and you can auction that.
28:09Okay, big shot.
28:10You're not in the pros yet.
28:11I didn't mean...
28:14I'm trying to help.
28:16Uh, what if you did it at Malone's?
28:21That's...
28:22Really?
28:22Yeah, I can run it by Della.
28:24I'm sure she'll be happy to help.
28:26What, uh, what kind of vibe were you thinking?
28:30I'll keep you my dirty little secret
28:34Dirty little secret
28:36Don't tell anyone or you'll need
28:39Just another regret
28:41Just another regret
28:43And hope that you can keep it
28:44My dirty little secret
28:46Dirty little secret
28:48Dirty little secret
29:09Give it up for After Hours, everybody.
29:12And a big round of applause to my buddy, John Logan.
29:15Putting on this killer event.
29:19Look at him.
29:20Doesn't get any better looking than that.
29:22And he's single ladies.
29:24And we've already raised 2,000 bucks
29:26For those little canes
29:27But we want to raise a hell of a lot more for those guys.
29:29So get drunk
29:30Hit up our silent auction
29:31And get some cool shit.
29:32Sadly
29:33The photo booth is out of order
29:34But
29:35There's still a lot of fun to be had
29:36The band is taking requests
29:38So scan those QR codes
29:39And let them know what songs you want to hear
29:41Alright, you guys ready?
29:44Let's have some fun
29:48Let me know what I've done wrong
29:51When I've known this all along
29:56So what'd you think?
29:58A dirty little secret?
30:00That was mine.
30:02Subtle.
30:03Just reminding you in case you forgot
30:04I can't keep a secret.
30:06I get that you're worried
30:07But there's no reason we can't
30:08Just keep doing what we've been doing.
30:09Hooking up all over campus?
30:10Having fun.
30:14Just meet me in the bathroom
30:15And let's say five minutes
30:16You're delusional
30:18Everyone we know is here
30:19And I'm not that kind of girl
30:22But you want to be?
30:28Take these
30:29To your void
30:32For the record
30:33I am not delusional
30:36I just know what I want
30:38Go
30:44You see how quick they are?
30:45They're going to capitalize on mistakes
30:47Okay, control is key
30:48Tucker, you cannot let them get a step on you
30:50Not a single one
30:51No, no, no, no
30:51Graham, I'm not having this
30:53Put that thing away
30:56We have St. Hayes tomorrow
30:57We don't go to bars to gripe and moan about hockey
31:00We go to bars to score
31:01Okay, what the fuck is wrong with your people?
31:02Tell us
31:04Thank the Lord
31:05Bo, tell them to stop talking hockey shit
31:07Oh, no, no
31:08Keep talking hockey shit
31:09That's why I came over here
31:11Why?
31:12Puck bunnies
31:12Eleven o'clock
31:29You need more pigs in a blanket
31:31Not pigs
31:32That really doesn't bother you
31:37I trust Garrett
31:38And the Puck bunnies are actually kind of cool
31:42Yeah
31:43You know what they want
31:46God, it's so hot
31:47And someone knows what they want
31:48If you really want a fling
31:50I think you should go for it
31:51You think?
31:52Yeah, you're single
31:54Embrace that
31:54Just pick someone
31:56Who will never catch feelings for you
31:57Someone down for anything
31:58Like the anti-Sean
32:00Yeah
32:01Yeah, you make a good point
32:02Yeah, someone has zero expectations
32:03You just want sex
32:05Just sex
32:09Alright, we got another request
32:13Someone goes out to Maverick
32:35I love a throwback
32:36Right?
32:38You don't know you won't mess with me tonight
32:41Just stop and take a second
32:44I was fine before you walked into my life
32:48Cause you know it's over
32:50Before it began
32:53Keep your dream
32:55Just give me the money
32:57It's just you and your hand tonight
33:15I'll get back to work
33:18I'll get back to work
33:19Yeah
33:19You can say what you want
33:21To your boyfriends
33:23Just let me have my fun tonight
33:26Oh, I
33:29Is that your answer?
33:31Take a look around
33:32Any girl would be happy
33:34To stick her tongue down your throat
33:35I don't want any girl
33:40Well
33:41Guess you're stuck with your hand
33:56Nice
33:59This next one
34:00For fans of One Direction
34:01Hey, Wosie
34:04I need those freshmen selling raffle tickets
34:06You're not listening to GHA over there talking strategy
34:08GHA?
34:10Uh, General Hardass
34:13What's so important about this game tomorrow?
34:16St. Anthony's
34:16Ever since they beat Eastwood
34:18They've been gunning for our top spot in the conference
34:20Are they close?
34:21They're on a ten game streak
34:23So they're close
34:24If we lose
34:26They'll be number one in the conference
34:27Shit
34:29That's what's in his head right now
34:30But
34:31There's nothing we can do about that tonight
34:33We need people drunk
34:34And happy
34:34And spending money
34:37Can you help?
34:39Aye, aye, Captain
34:41Thanks
34:42And, uh, thanks
34:45For
34:45All this
34:48And what are friends for?
34:49Oh, I just wanna take you anywhere
34:51Cause you like
34:52And we can go out
34:53Any day, any night
34:55Baby, I'll take you
34:57I'll take you
34:58It's where at least people are spending first
34:59I mean, there's only suffocating
35:01Uh, a little bird told me
35:03That you've rushed for me
35:04To get off your asses
35:05And go sell some raffle tickets
35:06It's Logan
35:07Was it Logan?
35:08It was Logan
35:12Okay, this is a party
35:15And?
35:15Parties are supposed to be fun
35:18So is winning
35:19Jensen wants me to step up more as captain
35:21So
35:22I'm stepping up
35:23Well, others have suggested
35:25He might be boring everyone to bet
35:27I'm guessing that was also Logan
35:30This fundraiser means a lot to him
35:31It's sweet
35:32Sweet doesn't win games
35:34Yeah, yeah, I heard carbs are good, though
35:37It's okay
35:38Thank you
35:43Can't be talking to him yet
35:47Uh, yeah, no, soundcheck didn't really seem
35:49Like a time to be
35:51Like, Justin, I don't like your lyrics
35:53Or our song
35:55Which, by the way, used to be about you
35:57But I don't have a crush on you anymore
36:00So I really don't know what it should be about
36:01But it should not be about yellow haze
36:06Well, maybe we work on
36:07Yeah
36:07Wording them
36:08Yeah
36:13Okay, party people
36:15A few of our silent auction items
36:17Are currently going for way under value
36:19So if you act fast
36:20You could get them for a steal
36:22A steal
36:23Now, um, I know there are mostly Austin fans in the house
36:27That's right
36:27Yeah
36:28And as a born and bred New Yorker
36:30I happen to think those people are living a sad, desperate existence
36:33That nobody
36:34New York
36:35Get out of here
36:37Hey, Delphi
36:38We love you
36:39But this one
36:40This one
36:42This one's part of the family
36:43I have box seats
36:45To a New York Rangers game
36:47And a meet and greet
36:48With the legend himself
36:50Phil Graham
36:54Yes, so don't be cheap
36:55It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
36:57For all the
36:57Beautiful
36:58Intelligence
37:01And that's right, Vegas fans
37:02I'm looking at you
37:03Garrett
37:05Did you call my fucking dad?
37:08Hey, I hope your son enjoys the camp
37:10Thanks
37:10Hey
37:13What the hell, dude?
37:14He just donated
37:14Did you call my dad?
37:17Look, Phil gives something every year
37:19Alright
37:19You obviously just didn't ask him right
37:21That's not
37:24He's
37:24A self-centered, pompous asshole
37:26Yeah, my mom was in rehab for the fifth time
37:28I get it
37:29Okay
37:29But who cares, alright
37:31It's for a good cause
37:32You don't know what you're talking about
37:33Never once considered why I didn't want you to call
37:35Are you kidding?
37:36All we ever do
37:37Is think about what you want
37:41Do you know how much hockey costs?
37:42Genuine question
37:43Because these kids need the money
37:45I needed the money
37:46This fundraiser is the only fucking reason
37:48I'm here
37:49It's not all about money
37:51Spoken like a person with a shit ton of it
37:53Back for a second set
37:56Ladies and gentlemen
37:56Give it up for After Hours
38:02Alright, we're gonna take a break from requests
38:05We're gonna play something brand new for you
38:07It's an original
38:08Written with the one and only
38:09Hannah Wells
38:19You didn't tell me he was going to sing your song?
38:24Oh, you didn't know
38:25Shit
38:27Hey, well on the bright side
38:28You're about to find out if it's any good
38:29Maybe people will love it
38:30Got you stood behind your glasses
38:33In a hazy yellow world
38:36I'm going
38:36Alone enough for me to ashes
38:39Alone enough to feel the hurt
38:43At those weaving through the walls here
38:45Keeping secrets in the night
38:48You're indivisible
38:50Together we're a number of mine
38:54We're gone
38:56Oh, oh, oh, oh
38:58Flowers of our eyes reflect the sky
39:02Until I fly and I'm sinking into your yellow, yellow haze
39:12Bling green as it was
39:15Yellow, yellow rain
39:18What was it all for?
39:20Yellow rain?
39:22Like tea?
39:24Yellow rain
39:25Sinking into your yellow, yellow haze
39:31No, it's catchy
39:49It's catchy
39:51There you are
39:54What'd you think?
39:56What?
39:57The song is not ready
39:59Well, I mean, I thought it went well
40:02No, it's supposed to grab people
40:04Like, make them feel things
40:07Yeah, they seem really into it
40:09The lyrics don't even make sense
40:10They're poetic
40:12No, we need to start again
40:14From the beginning
40:16No
40:17What?
40:18I'm trying to stop fucking with my head
40:20I made something I'm proud of
40:23I performed it
40:24I put my heart on the line
40:25No, you go on and on about how you don't feel it
40:28How you don't connect
40:28How the song doesn't sound like you
40:32Of course it doesn't
40:33Because you refuse to put yourself in this
40:37You
40:38You want to feel something, Hannah?
40:42Try writing your own lyrics
40:49I'm done
41:03And in first place
41:07Grace Ivers
41:10Please collect your prizes from Della at the barber
41:14Congratulations
41:16To all of our lucky winners tonight
41:19A lot of people got what they wanted
41:20But
41:22Not all of us
41:28So if there's any last minute requests
41:30Changes of heart
41:32Remember that the photo booth is
41:33Out of order
41:46Okay, yeah
41:47Good night
41:48Good night
41:54He's been weird tonight, right?
41:56So weird
42:13Change your mind
42:14No
42:16Maybe
42:17Just every time we do this
42:19I feel so
42:19Amazing
42:20Bad
42:21I feel bad
42:23Guilty
42:23Wait
42:24Are you Kathleen?
42:25No
42:25I'm just a girl
42:27I have to think about what everyone else feels
42:29Before I can figure out what I'm feeling
42:30And I can't even do that right now
42:32Because this fucking breakup
42:33Is totally messing with my head
42:36I don't even know what to think
42:37Then don't
42:38Don't think
42:41Tell me what you want
42:44Allie Cat
42:47Tell me what you want
42:50And this is not a relationship
42:51Okay?
42:52No strings
42:52No feelings
42:53Just sex
42:54Just fucking kiss
42:55Just fucking kiss
43:06Meet a man in an hour
43:26This is a party
43:29Parties are supposed to be fun
43:31Are you even fun?
43:32Not really
43:33You?
43:34Yeah not really
43:36Justin and I broke up
43:37Oh
43:37Not words I was expecting to hear from my girlfriend
43:40About another guy
43:41I have two weeks to write another song
43:44There's plenty of time
43:46You and Logan gonna be okay?
43:50We'll be fine
43:51Yesterday when he asked about your dad
43:53Could have been an opening
43:54To tell him
43:57Tell him what?
43:59About Thanksgiving
44:00What you told me
44:02Phil's a dick
44:04Phil's a dick
44:04Logan knows that
44:05Everybody does
44:07That's all they have to know
44:08Ew
44:08What happens when Phil shows up to a game?
44:10When I win
44:11He nods
44:13And when I lose
44:13He says nothing
44:15He won't be that hard to ignore
44:17I think you should tell someone
44:20Jensen, Logan
44:21I care about you
44:23I don't need them to know
44:26I mean that's why I have you
44:29I trust you
44:36You wanna go home?
44:37I wish
44:38Told Della I'd oversee clean up
44:40And I really should get started on the song
44:43Okay, you go
44:44I'm gonna stay at my place tonight
44:46You sure?
44:47Yeah
44:47You get some sleep
44:48For the game tomorrow
44:50Big scary game against big scary CNAs
44:53You scared the shit out of them, you know
44:56Look how hard they're trying to please you
44:57Oh, they're not trying to please me
44:59They're trying to win
45:01Which you will
45:02See you tomorrow, okay?
45:04Be in the stands with the sign that says
45:06I heart diagram
45:06Might be kind of hard to spot you
45:08There are a lot of those signs
45:11I hate you
45:11I love you too
45:15See you tomorrow
45:16Yeah
45:17Alright
46:08Fuck me
46:09Fuck me
46:09I love you too
46:13I love you too
46:32You how come down?
46:35I love you too
46:38You can
46:39I got a bar of clothes.
46:41Sorry, going.
46:58Okay.
47:02We saw them.
47:08Oh, shit.
47:09What?
47:11Okay, wait.
47:11You got to go.
47:12Like, right now.
47:12Hannah's coming home.
47:13I don't...
47:14Okay, it doesn't matter.
47:14You can't be here.
47:15Okay.
47:16Hustle!
47:18Hustle!
47:19You look so good.
47:20Shut up!
47:25Go.
47:25Okay, bye.
47:39Oh, shit.
47:44You forgot your check.
47:49Wow.
47:52Sean, I...
47:53We just broke up, Al.
47:56I wasn't.
47:56Yeah, you were.
48:01You really can't be alone, can you?
48:03No, Sean.
48:04It wasn't like that, I swear.
48:07Oh, come on.
48:07Sean.
48:11All right, night, guys.
48:13Good luck tomorrow.
48:13Thanks.
48:14Yeah, if you're on the ice with Delaney,
48:15you just got to do what Jesus says.
48:16He can't hold up against all the pressure.
48:18Who?
48:19St. A's News Center, Aaron Delaney.
48:21Dude's a beast.
48:23What?
48:24Oh, my.
48:24Oh, my.
48:25Oh, my.
48:42Oh, my.
48:43Oh, my.
48:53I've been alone, I'm dying to feel
48:57Touching a grave that isn't real
49:02Touching a ghost that I can't see
49:07But the ghost is me
49:11I'll take you to one piece of cake
49:17I can't tell from away
49:21There is a ghost that stares at you
49:26The ghost is me
49:30The ghost is me
49:45Under the floor, walk through walls
49:51Looking at pictures in the hall
49:55Stare at a mirror so I can see
50:00But the ghost is me
50:03The ghost is me
50:22The ghost is me
50:28The ghost is me
50:32The ghost is me
50:35The ghost is me
51:01The ghost is me
51:01The ghost is me
51:13The ghost is me
51:15The ghost is me
51:21The ghost is me
51:21The ghost is me
51:21The ghost is me
51:21The ghost is me
51:22The ghost is me
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