00:01Dear distinguished guest,
00:05you are cordially invited to a remarkable
00:09and exclusive evening that will forever change your life.
00:14So does anybody know each other or is...?
00:16No.
00:17I bet I could guess everybody's jobs.
00:18Producer.
00:19Actress.
00:20Writer.
00:20Bad actor.
00:22And...
00:22Directing duo.
00:23Yeah.
00:24Hang on, what is that?
00:27It's a safe.
00:29Return the five awards to this self-locking safe
00:31by midnight tonight,
00:32and another hidden safe will be remotely open
00:34containing a life-changing amount of money.
00:36One million dollars each.
00:39Huh.
00:411400 Kings Road night.
00:44That's Jack Woodrow's house.
00:47Darth Vader of Hollywood.
00:48Mr. Woodrow!
00:49We're gonna let the intruder pitch his movie,
00:52and if you get bored, I'll shoot him.
00:54Whoa, whoa, wait!
00:55Go!
00:55Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, no!
00:56No, no, that's not you.
00:58Everyone knows Jack Woodrow's awards mean everything to him.
01:01Everything.
01:03He played with Jesus and Indiana.
01:05Yeah.
01:12This studio head didn't invite us here
01:15because we're on movie posters.
01:17We got invited here because Hollywood screwed us.
01:21So let's screw it back!
01:24So let's screw it back.
01:39Yeah.
01:43Here's to be a millionaire.
01:47Go, go, go, go, go.
01:48We gotta go.
01:50New plan.
01:51Wait, stop.
01:52Oh, he got shots during a heist.
01:54A heist?
01:55Do you know how to move a bullet?
01:56I'm not that kind of doctor.
01:57I'm a podiatrist.
02:00Woo, I am in.
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