00:01Dear distinguished guest,
00:05you are cordially invited to a remarkable and exclusive evening that will forever change your life.
00:14So does anybody know each other? Or is... No.
00:17I bet I could guess everybody's jobs.
00:18Producer, actress, writer, bad actor, and directing duo.
00:23Yeah.
00:24Hey, hang on. What is that?
00:27It's a safe.
00:29Return the five awards to this self-locking safe by midnight tonight,
00:32and another hidden safe will be remotely open containing a life-changing amount of money.
00:36One million dollars each.
00:39Huh.
00:411400 Kings Road night.
00:44That's Jack Woodrow's house.
00:47Darth Vader of Hollywood.
00:48Mr. Widrow!
00:49We're gonna let the intruder pitch his movie,
00:52and if you get bored, I'll shoot him.
00:54Whoa, whoa, wait!
00:55Go!
00:55Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no!
00:57No, that's not...
00:57Everyone knows Jack Woodrow's awards mean everything to him.
01:01Everything.
01:02Thank you. He played with Jesus in Indiana.
01:05Yeah.
01:12This studio head didn't invite us here because we're on movie posters.
01:17We got invited here because Hollywood screwed us.
01:21So let's screw it back.
01:47Go!
01:48Go!
01:48We gotta go!
01:49New plan.
01:51Wait...
01:51Stop!
01:52He got shot throwing a heist.
01:54A heist?
01:55Do you know how to move a bullet?
01:56I'm not that kind of doctor.
01:57I'm a podiatrist.
02:00Whew!
02:01I am in!
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