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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:11For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules!
00:00:20Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:29The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:32was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:37I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:40Clean it up, maid.
00:00:49I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:52Do it yourself.
00:00:54That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:59You're paid to serve me.
00:01:01Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:08Can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:12I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:14Right, Emmett?
00:01:16Yeah.
00:01:16She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:25Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:01:29at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:35Am I dreaming?
00:01:37No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:43What the hell's going on?
00:01:48Nova?
00:01:49What the hell's going on?
00:01:50Uh, Jules came in here to work
00:01:53and she started being really disrespectful
00:01:55and she grabbed me
00:01:56and then when I pulled my hand away,
00:01:58she just, she just fell.
00:02:00Destiny?
00:02:01Hmm?
00:02:02Is that what happened?
00:02:03That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:05Shut the fuck up
00:02:06or you're going to end up being an outcast
00:02:08from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:11Why do you even care?
00:02:13She released a video of you two having sex
00:02:15and I had to jump in
00:02:16and save your reputation
00:02:19before things got out of hand.
00:02:23Mia?
00:02:24Hmm?
00:02:25Give me your phone.
00:02:26What?
00:02:27Give me your phone.
00:02:28No.
00:02:29It's right here.
00:02:29I got you.
00:02:33I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:35Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:39If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:02:42they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:43No.
00:02:44Open.
00:02:50What are you doing here?
00:02:52What, are you losing your mind?
00:02:53This is my house, Jules.
00:02:55Whoa.
00:02:58Whoa.
00:02:59Uh.
00:03:01Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:05Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07All right, somebody call the police.
00:03:08Dude, we can't.
00:03:09Yes, we can.
00:03:10No, we can't.
00:03:11This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:12Why would we do that
00:03:13when she's obviously just faking it
00:03:14for attention?
00:03:16Wake up, slut.
00:03:17Show's over.
00:03:18Mia, if you're not going to help out,
00:03:19then just fuck off, all right?
00:03:20Fine by me.
00:03:21I'll be by the pool.
00:03:22Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:25I'm it.
00:03:29I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:03:31but she used to be my friend, too.
00:03:34You have to save her.
00:03:38Jules?
00:03:39Jules!
00:03:39Come on!
00:03:41Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:42What do I do?
00:03:43Mouth to mouth.
00:03:44Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:51You okay?
00:03:54Thank God.
00:03:56All right, um, let's get you up.
00:03:59I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:04:02but I need to get back to work.
00:04:03Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:06I'm fine.
00:04:07Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:08You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:04:11of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:13What, are you a stripper?
00:04:15I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:17You know, last time I saw you,
00:04:19you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:04:22and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:23And now you come to my summer house
00:04:26with a bunch of people who hate your guts,
00:04:28and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:32What are you trying to do?
00:04:34Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:35Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:36You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:38I'm here to clean your toilets
00:04:40and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:44You know what I think?
00:04:46I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:51Why would I want you back
00:04:52after everything you've done to me?
00:04:54Because I'm the best sex you've ever had,
00:04:56and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:57And you know what?
00:04:58I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:00So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:03You still want me.
00:05:05Is he coming on to me?
00:05:09In your dreams.
00:05:12Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:14We've been over this a million times.
00:05:16I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:17Yes, you did.
00:05:18And when you did,
00:05:19you cost me my job opportunities,
00:05:21and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:23Well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:26Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:05:29and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:31And you let her.
00:05:33Did someone say my name?
00:05:35Hmm.
00:05:38You two are hooking up?
00:05:40We're not hooking up.
00:05:41Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:47We're not hooking up.
00:05:49Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:52Be so fucking for real.
00:05:55Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:05:58It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:01Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:04How convenient.
00:06:06Let the girls talk.
00:06:14After everyone saw your tits online,
00:06:17I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:24Hey, Noah.
00:06:25Congrats on your downgrade.
00:06:28You think I'm the downgrade?
00:06:31Mm-hmm.
00:06:32Oh, you're just a washed-up little wannabe.
00:06:35So is that why you want to be me so bad?
00:06:39Everything you've ever had
00:06:41loved or wanted
00:06:43is mine.
00:06:45And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:49Especially Noah.
00:06:52Oh!
00:06:54Ow!
00:06:56Noah!
00:06:57Did you see that?
00:06:58She shoved me!
00:06:59Oh, my God.
00:07:00Yeah, like, Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:02I'm always honest.
00:07:05You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:11Thanks, Noe.
00:07:14Fire her.
00:07:23Fire her.
00:07:27Do you really think firing her
00:07:29would be the best option?
00:07:31I think it'd be more of a punishment
00:07:32if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:35Noah, she shoved me.
00:07:37And this is my rental, too.
00:07:41So what I say goes.
00:07:51Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:07:55So you should probably go.
00:07:59I wish things could be different,
00:08:01but I'm not going to beg you to stay.
00:08:04Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:11Jules.
00:08:14Look, I know things have probably been really tough
00:08:18since your dad died last summer.
00:08:23I want you to take this.
00:08:25Okay?
00:08:26It's what you would have made
00:08:27if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:29I don't want your pity check.
00:08:32My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:35This is too humiliating.
00:08:36I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:08:51What are you doing home?
00:08:52I lost my job at the summer house.
00:08:55No, no.
00:08:57That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:08:59Jules, when your father died,
00:09:00he left us in $100,000 in debt.
00:09:03I know, but I was working for Mia,
00:09:06and she fired me.
00:09:07Mia?
00:09:08Her father owns the hospital
00:09:10that put us into this debt.
00:09:12But her father said that
00:09:13if you worked at their summer house,
00:09:15he would forgive our debt.
00:09:17Jules, if you don't get this job back,
00:09:19we will lose everything.
00:09:21Everything.
00:09:27I'm so glad you took out the trash,
00:09:30my little knowy.
00:09:32Please don't call me that.
00:09:35You're really proving yourself
00:09:36to be marriage material.
00:09:38I'm going to call Daddy
00:09:39and have him send you some money
00:09:40so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:42Mia?
00:09:44Slow down, okay?
00:09:45We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:49What?
00:09:49You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:53I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:09:55Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:09:58Why not?
00:09:59That grubby little maid
00:10:00ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:03I'd rather be a grubby maid
00:10:04than a frigid bitch.
00:10:06What are you still doing here?
00:10:08You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:10Tell me this.
00:10:11Are you genuinely stupid,
00:10:13or do you just not get it?
00:10:15Nobody wants you here.
00:10:17I can't back down.
00:10:19Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:22I'm not talking to you.
00:10:24I'm talking to you.
00:10:26I need this job.
00:10:28I need you to choose me.
00:10:30After everything that happened between us,
00:10:32I shouldn't want her.
00:10:34But I do.
00:10:37What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:40What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:43I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:47No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:51Tell her, Noah.
00:10:53Prove it.
00:10:57I'll work harder than I ever have before,
00:11:00and I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:03Okay.
00:11:05Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:08And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!
00:11:11You're my friend!
00:11:12Mia!
00:11:14I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:16Alone.
00:11:18Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:26She really has you by the balls.
00:11:29Don't insult me.
00:11:31Or what?
00:11:33You'll spank me?
00:11:35You can leave now.
00:11:39You won't let me work here
00:11:41because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:47You're right.
00:11:49Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:53You're fired.
00:11:57You're right.
00:11:59Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:03You're fired.
00:12:09You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:12Yeah, I know.
00:12:13It's part of my charm.
00:12:14Hey, where are you going?
00:12:15Jules, you can't just leave.
00:12:17Jules!
00:12:19You can't just leave.
00:12:22You fired me.
00:12:23I can do whatever I want.
00:12:28You're so hot.
00:12:29You're so hot.
00:12:30I love it when you're ticklish.
00:12:35Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:39Does it look like she's drinking alcohol?
00:12:48Tell Noah about this and I will fucking kill you.
00:12:52Tell me what?
00:12:56Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:12:58Don't be prude.
00:12:59It's just a handjob.
00:13:01You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:05Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:09Call him, Alia, and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:24What are you doing?
00:13:35What the fuck are you doing?
00:13:42You want your job back?
00:13:44Fuck me.
00:13:48Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:13:51Play along.
00:13:53Why would I do that?
00:13:54You want your job back?
00:13:56You've got to earn it.
00:13:58Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:04Okay, fine.
00:14:05Go ahead.
00:14:10You're crazy.
00:14:12I'm committed.
00:14:16Yeah, baby.
00:14:17Give it to me.
00:14:20You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:23I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:28Noah, come out right now.
00:14:33Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:34Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:35Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:14:38Oh, come on, baby.
00:14:41Show me what you got.
00:14:46Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:14:47Hand me your shirt now, now, now.
00:15:03Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:07Yeah.
00:15:08Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:12You fucking bitch.
00:15:13You can't stay here.
00:15:15You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:16Take it up with Noah.
00:15:19This isn't over.
00:15:21If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:15:28I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:37Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:40You know what?
00:15:40I should thank you.
00:15:41Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:44Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:47Oh, wait.
00:15:48I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:52You know what?
00:15:53Let's make a bet.
00:15:54Yeah, me and you.
00:15:55Let's make a bet.
00:15:55We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:15:58Yeah.
00:15:59What about it?
00:16:02If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:06Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:16:09Internship will be yours.
00:16:11Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this
00:16:15house.
00:16:16You're on.
00:16:24We need to talk.
00:16:29Emmett, get out.
00:16:35Did I get my job back?
00:16:37Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:41To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:46What do you mean?
00:16:48I mean, play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer.
00:16:52Just like you played along when you were pretending to have sex with me.
00:16:57Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:17:00Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:17:02Well, I changed my mind.
00:17:04Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:08Done.
00:17:10Pull this off with me and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:18Give me that.
00:17:19Not yet.
00:17:27I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:32But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:36This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:42I'll do it.
00:17:45Great.
00:17:50Let's seal the deal.
00:17:56Let's shake on it.
00:18:05All right.
00:18:07Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:18Rule number one.
00:18:20No boners.
00:18:22You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:25You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:28Yeah.
00:18:29Just one.
00:18:32No feelings.
00:18:33I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:37You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:44Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:48Yeah, I do.
00:18:50I have one.
00:18:53No one touches you with me.
00:18:58You don't own me.
00:19:00Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:02While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:07So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:11Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:13Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:15Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:20Let the show begin.
00:19:26I'm not having dinner with her.
00:19:28I'm not having dinner with her.
00:19:28There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:31You kicked me out.
00:19:33Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:37Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:41At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:46Mia.
00:19:48Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:19:52This is my house.
00:19:54And Jules is my...
00:19:59I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:01I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:06Hey, Mom.
00:20:08Jason!
00:20:10Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:14Dinner...
00:20:15is served.
00:20:20Let fucking go!
00:20:23Yay!
00:20:31Oops.
00:20:32I spilled.
00:20:35Emmett?
00:20:36You want to help?
00:20:38Yeah?
00:20:48Look at Jules squirm.
00:20:52Oh, she can release a sex tape, but can't take a body shot.
00:21:00Noah, are you thirsty?
00:21:08Jules, take your shirt off.
00:21:15I'm sorry.
00:21:16I'm sorry.
00:21:18I'm sorry.
00:21:19I'm sorry.
00:21:21I'm sorry.
00:21:23I'm sorry.
00:21:25I'm sorry.
00:21:25Hey.
00:21:25Dad.
00:21:25I'm in mode again.
00:21:26I'm in beast mode.
00:21:28I'm on ghost.
00:21:28Got to troll again.
00:21:29Where I been?
00:21:30That shit's never no.
00:21:31Trophy's rolling in.
00:21:32Look at school.
00:21:33Losers gotta go.
00:21:34I'm on ten again.
00:21:35I can't stop, no I can't, no
00:21:38Oops
00:21:40Spilled a little
00:21:42Jules
00:21:44I'm still thirsty
00:21:55Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:57I have to go
00:22:08If you're so thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me
00:22:14Choke on it
00:22:19Don't run away from me
00:22:24Why did you kiss me out there?
00:22:27It was an act, Jules
00:22:29And you agreed to be a part of it
00:22:32You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:36Yeah, I know
00:22:38Now you're gonna strip from us?
00:22:40You're shivering
00:22:43Come here
00:22:56Bed's yours tonight, I'll take the couch
00:23:01I
00:23:05I
00:23:15I
00:23:16I
00:23:16I
00:23:21I
00:23:21What are you doing here? And where is Noah?
00:23:27I
00:23:29Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:32Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:34Whatever.
00:23:36I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:23:40Mia's your best friend.
00:23:41Yeah.
00:23:42She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:44People contain multitudes.
00:23:47Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:49She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah,
00:23:52and she's jealous of you still.
00:23:56It looks like YouTube got a little catching up to do, if you know what I mean.
00:24:10Like what you see?
00:24:16Nothing I haven't seen before?
00:24:36What are you doing?
00:24:38Taking a shower.
00:24:42Remember, no going in.
00:24:45You wish.
00:24:49You wish.
00:24:54Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:56I got some friends coming over.
00:24:58Meet me at the pool.
00:25:11What's with this guy?
00:25:13One minute, he's ice cold.
00:25:15Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:25:23Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:34Ignore her.
00:25:35It will only make her crazier.
00:25:40I'm not going to let jewels ruin my summer.
00:25:43Everyone's paying attention to her, when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:48Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:50You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:54You're right.
00:25:55It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:03Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:26:07Everyone must decide right now whether Jewel stays or I do.
00:26:13Mia, would you relax?
00:26:15We're not taking a vote.
00:26:16We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:26:20What's Survivor?
00:26:21A show for old people.
00:26:22Ew!
00:26:23It's so boring.
00:26:25I'm kidding.
00:26:27Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:26:30Gosh.
00:26:32What game is she trying to play?
00:26:34Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:40Wow, not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:26:43That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:26:46Oh, honey, you don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:26:53It's time to find out what Jewel's really said about all of you behind your back.
00:26:59What are you talking about?
00:27:01I never said anything about it.
00:27:04Herf's right here.
00:27:07And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:27:11Don't you want to know what Jewel said about you?
00:27:16I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:27:21I think everyone should find out what Jewel's really said about them.
00:27:27Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:27:30Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:27:35They can?
00:27:37I never said that.
00:27:39Mia did.
00:27:40She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:27:43Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:48Hey, I made good money for these.
00:27:52Mia, would you knock it off?
00:27:53Jewel's will never say any of those things, all right?
00:27:55Really?
00:27:56Because this one's about you, Noe.
00:27:59She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:28:02Noah is arrogant?
00:28:04He's cocky and needs to be the best at everything.
00:28:08Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:28:10You said that about me?
00:28:13I can explain.
00:28:14Save your breath.
00:28:27Mitch!
00:28:29Don't touch me!
00:28:30Get off of me!
00:28:43You're so hot.
00:28:45Say that again with your shirt off.
00:28:46Yeah.
00:28:48I can explain.
00:28:52I can explain.
00:28:55I can explain.
00:28:59I can explain.
00:29:03I can explain.
00:29:09Yo!
00:29:11Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:29:15No, no, no way, dude.
00:29:17Like, I'm just going to distract myself,
00:29:19screw around a little bit,
00:29:20still come crawling back.
00:29:24Speak of the devil.
00:29:30You hooked up with Jules?
00:29:33Dude, look.
00:29:34You hooked up with Jules?
00:29:36I don't know what's going on.
00:29:37What do you mean, dude?
00:29:38It's pretty fucking clear.
00:29:39You hooked up.
00:29:42Fuck.
00:29:43Yeah, you're fucked.
00:29:45Emmett, stop.
00:29:47Fuck you, dude.
00:29:47Stop.
00:29:52Did you post this?
00:30:03Jules, did you post this?
00:30:10I don't know.
00:30:11Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:30:14What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:19How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:30:22Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus
00:30:23than let everybody at this party know
00:30:25that we just had sex.
00:30:27You know what?
00:30:28Everyone was right about you.
00:30:30You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:30:33Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:30:35Lose my number.
00:30:37I never want to see you again.
00:30:39Fine.
00:30:40Feelings mutual.
00:30:45Great.
00:30:46You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for
00:30:48since freshman year.
00:30:52Mia, thank God you're here.
00:30:55Listen, Jules,
00:30:56none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:30:59You're a skank.
00:31:01So get out and don't come back.
00:31:31You saved me?
00:31:46That feels better,
00:31:47doesn't it?
00:31:49And now since I saved you,
00:31:52maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:55Emmett,
00:31:57don't even think about it.
00:31:59Go on, Jules.
00:32:00Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:32:02Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:32:03We have to talk.
00:32:09Emmett, thank you for saving me,
00:32:11but I got it from here.
00:32:18One step closer to making her mind.
00:32:27Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:29I can explain everything.
00:32:31Good, explain.
00:32:32Now.
00:32:39You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:42Takes one to know one.
00:32:44Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:54You're right.
00:32:55We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:33:00Trust me.
00:33:02We won't stay secret for long.
00:33:05I couldn't keep you to myself,
00:33:06even if I tried.
00:33:19You know, once we make this official,
00:33:20I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:33:22That way everyone can see it.
00:33:24But for right now,
00:33:27it's party time.
00:33:35OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:39I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:43How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:46You don't know him like I do.
00:33:48If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:51Ew, spare me the visual.
00:33:53I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:56Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:59He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.
00:34:03But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:34:06More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:09The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:14Except for the one about you.
00:34:16I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:18That's true.
00:34:23Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:36Is that true?
00:34:40It's true.
00:34:41I liked you.
00:34:44Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:46I mean, really.
00:34:50Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:52So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:54Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:35:01I guess you can't.
00:35:03There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:12I know it was a really long time ago.
00:35:14But when I really think about it,
00:35:16I really liked you, Jules.
00:35:18I really did.
00:35:24I give those two until the end of today.
00:35:26To what, Bone?
00:35:29They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:31It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:34I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:40Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:46Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:35:49You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:51When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:36:22She never kissed me like that.
00:36:24My turn.
00:36:36No smoke.
00:36:37Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:43Rude.
00:37:02Keep the circle moving.
00:37:05If you want to really piss me off,
00:37:08kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:15Get off.
00:37:17Dude, I took her virginity.
00:37:19What's a little pack?
00:37:22Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:24Remember that six pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:37:32Hey, Jules.
00:37:33Jules.
00:37:34You're a pig.
00:37:35Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:37:37He's lying.
00:37:38I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:37:39But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:44You have feelings for me?
00:37:50I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:37:52But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:55You have feelings for me?
00:37:56Yes, Jules.
00:37:57I have feelings for you.
00:37:58You do?
00:38:00Yeah, I have all the feelings.
00:38:03Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:38:06For a dip.
00:38:06Yeah, but you know what?
00:38:07Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:38:11Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:38:14I broke your trust.
00:38:15And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:38:21What do you mean?
00:38:22I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:38:24And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:38:29Do you want to get back together?
00:38:32You said no feelings.
00:38:35Yeah, you're right.
00:38:38So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:40Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:38:42Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:44Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:53Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:38:56Ew, why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:59Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:39:01I didn't know she was poor.
00:39:03Mm-hmm.
00:39:06Parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:39:09And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes
00:39:13money to.
00:39:14Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:18Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:21Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:39:22You should go do that right now.
00:39:23Yes!
00:39:30It's not that easy.
00:39:32Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:34I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:36Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:39:41What do you mean?
00:39:43I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:39:47Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:50She was about to answer a very important question.
00:39:52I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him
00:39:57I don't have feelings for him.
00:39:58Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:40:02We can talk later.
00:40:04I promise.
00:40:16The girls go shopping.
00:40:18Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:22Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:40:25I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:30Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:34It was tailored for Sigmas, like me.
00:40:37The internship is mine.
00:40:39Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:42Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:40:53If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:40:56Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:41:00Oh my God, it's gorgeous!
00:41:02Yes, I'm going to go try this on!
00:41:12You ordered the wrong size!
00:41:15Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:41:17No, you didn't!
00:41:18That's impossible!
00:41:19It doesn't fit!
00:41:20Maybe the zipper's stuck!
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:24I'm shopping?
00:41:26Do you not remember me?
00:41:28I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:30Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:33She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:35But what Mia says goes.
00:41:37So your money's no good here.
00:41:40You know what?
00:41:41You're right.
00:41:42I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:47Oh, that's it.
00:41:48You're out.
00:41:50Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:41:51Excuse me.
00:41:52I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:41:54Trash?
00:41:55Yeah.
00:41:56That's my girlfriend.
00:41:57Oh.
00:42:02Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:42:06See this car?
00:42:09Has no spending limit.
00:42:11My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:42:14And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:42:17No way, this is mine!
00:42:18Oh, are you going to purchase it?
00:42:20No.
00:42:21Not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:23Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:39What do you think?
00:42:44Noah?
00:42:46Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:50Of course.
00:42:57You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:43:00Is it too expensive?
00:43:02No.
00:43:04It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:43:13Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:43:23Thank you, Noah.
00:43:26You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:30Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:37Put the dress on my card.
00:43:41Excuse me, um...
00:43:43I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:48I bet she stole it.
00:43:50I would never.
00:43:51Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:55Fine.
00:43:56Whatever, Mia.
00:44:18I don't know how that got there.
00:44:21Well, she stole it.
00:44:23And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:28Call the police.
00:44:31Don't call the police.
00:44:33This is all my fault.
00:44:34No, it's not.
00:44:35Yes, it is.
00:44:37I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:41But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:44You can't do this.
00:44:45It's a waste of money.
00:44:47Neither of us want me to win.
00:44:50It's worth it, trust me.
00:44:52And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:55Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:56Please and thank you.
00:45:05There he is.
00:45:12Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:45:15Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:17Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:45:26Watch your mouth.
00:45:28Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:31Okay, dude.
00:45:32Jules is mine first.
00:45:33I dumped her, okay?
00:45:35It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:38Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:45:42Okay.
00:45:43All right.
00:45:44Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:45:46Yeah?
00:45:48I get Jules' panties off.
00:45:49By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer house.
00:45:53Hmm?
00:45:54Fine.
00:45:54And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of
00:45:58the summer, okay?
00:45:59I don't even want you looking at her.
00:46:01Deal.
00:46:07You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:46:10Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:46:19Eat shit.
00:46:20Hey.
00:46:23Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:26Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:46:28Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:46:40Hey.
00:46:46Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:48Uh, I don't know.
00:46:49Jules.
00:46:51You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:46:53About what?
00:46:55The music in here?
00:46:57Because I think it sucks.
00:46:59Jules.
00:47:00Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:47:02For real.
00:47:04No contracts and no money.
00:47:05I mean it.
00:47:08I need Jules to come with me.
00:47:10Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:47:12Like I care.
00:47:13I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:47:17I'm sorry.
00:47:19We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:21Have fun.
00:47:23Here.
00:47:23Put this on.
00:47:25I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:47:36I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:47:59You're crazy.
00:48:01Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:48:07You're on.
00:48:15Follow me.
00:48:20Let the show begin.
00:48:32You think you're hot shit?
00:48:34Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:48:38Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:48:41Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:48:47The rules are simple.
00:48:50Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:55And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:48:59Cool.
00:49:00Wow.
00:49:01Another thing.
00:49:13Yeah.
00:49:15Yeah.
00:49:17Yeah.
00:49:18Come on.
00:49:19Yeah.
00:49:20Come on.
00:49:20Come on.
00:49:22All right.
00:49:24Come back.
00:49:25Come back.
00:49:25I'm Jack, girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:49:30To give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:49:33Now, when you're weighing on me, anticipate
00:49:36Take your mind to a mask
00:49:38I'm Jack, girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:49:42To give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:49:45Now, when you're weighing on me, anticipate
00:49:58Top that.
00:50:14Top that.
00:50:19Top that.
00:50:27You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:50:31Show them all.
00:50:35But I won't be around when you cry.
00:50:40I won't be around when you cry.
00:50:44The tears on your face are falling in vain when you cry.
00:50:51The same moment swings.
00:50:55I left you home.
00:51:03Yo.
00:51:04Jason.
00:51:05Dude.
00:51:06I need the lady killer special.
00:51:08Now.
00:51:09Yeah?
00:51:10I got you.
00:51:15Visit that.
00:51:16And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:51:28Mia!
00:51:30Woo!
00:51:34As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:51:39I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public hurtbreak.
00:51:46Here we go!
00:51:48Jules, wait!
00:51:53You look upset.
00:51:56What are you, my therapist?
00:51:59Fuck off!
00:52:00No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:52:05Jules.
00:52:07I have something that can make you feel better.
00:52:13What is that?
00:52:14Oh, we got time.
00:52:16Come on, Jules.
00:52:17You want to have some fun?
00:52:22No, thanks.
00:52:23Oh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
00:52:24Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:52:28Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:52:32Better play along.
00:52:43Bottoms up.
00:52:46Cheers.
00:52:50Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:52:52Come on.
00:52:53I'm gonna go change.
00:52:58Destin, have you seen Jules?
00:53:00Uh, I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:53:02Emmett was with her.
00:53:06That little shit!
00:53:14Don't move.
00:53:20What do you think you're doing?
00:53:22Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:53:25Both know you want this.
00:53:27Be gentle.
00:53:28Just like our first time, remember?
00:53:31Back off.
00:53:33Relax, baby.
00:53:34Let that e-kick in.
00:53:35You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:53:38Oh.
00:53:39I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:53:41Let go of me!
00:53:42This is just gonna take a minute.
00:53:48Emmett, let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:53:51Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:53:53Jules?
00:53:55Jules, are you in there?
00:53:56Noah!
00:53:57Help me!
00:54:02Noah!
00:54:03Help me!
00:54:05Emmett!
00:54:07Get off of her!
00:54:09You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:54:11What's the big deal now, huh?
00:54:16Emmett!
00:54:16She doesn't want you!
00:54:18What are you doing?
00:54:19She wants me so bad, dude.
00:54:21Even if she won't say so.
00:54:29Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:54:30I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:54:35Wait! Stop!
00:54:36Stop!
00:54:43This asshole isn't worth it.
00:55:01You look like shit.
00:55:04Jules just kicked my ass.
00:55:06All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:55:09Hey!
00:55:11Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:55:18Leah, stop.
00:55:21This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:55:25Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:55:27Be so fucking for real.
00:55:28Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:55:30You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:55:35And, you know what?
00:55:38He's coming back to the house with me.
00:55:40Tonight.
00:55:42Mia!
00:55:42Sit down!
00:55:44Emmett!
00:55:45If you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you!
00:55:49Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:55:51Let's go!
00:55:56I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:56:07Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:56:11Ow!
00:56:12You're hurt.
00:56:13Let me help you.
00:56:21I'm a big girl.
00:56:24I can handle myself.
00:56:39I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:56:42I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:56:44Really.
00:56:45I didn't take them.
00:56:48You didn't take the pills?
00:56:54You know, I got something better than E.
00:56:57It's twice as fun.
00:56:59And I've been saving it just for you.
00:57:09What are you trying to give me?
00:57:15Rocky Road.
00:57:18Oh!
00:57:19Hey, I got you ice cream and this is how you repay me?
00:57:22How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:57:27I'm not an asshole.
00:57:29No.
00:57:30You're the king of assholes.
00:57:33You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but...
00:57:38whatever.
00:57:44I gotta show you something.
00:57:55I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:58:03And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:58:10It worked.
00:58:24I've wanted you all summer.
00:58:27Stop waiting.
00:58:29Mom.
00:58:30I need you.
00:58:32Now.
00:58:32No.
00:58:39What if somebody sees?
00:58:41Everybody's at the club.
00:58:44I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:47Oh, my God.
00:58:48See you, I am so yepy.
00:58:50I'm so no idea what to do.
00:58:59What is my biggest thing to do?
00:59:12I don't know where to do work.
00:59:15I'm so nervous.
00:59:15I don't know where to take this ball.
00:59:21Hi, this is Alan. It's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
00:59:27He was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for it.
00:59:34Okay, bye.
00:59:49Hey, sleepy little.
00:59:52What are you doing up so early? I thought I wore you out last night.
00:59:56I'm ready for another round.
00:59:59Hey, can you knock?
01:00:00Can you put your boner away?
01:00:03Get up! Get up! Get up, get up, get up!
01:00:06Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:00:08It's worse than a fire!
01:00:12Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:00:22You're fucking with me.
01:00:23What's the big deal?
01:00:24Uh, there's the drugs.
01:00:25And the mess.
01:00:26And you.
01:00:26What about me?
01:00:27She, like, totally thinks you're a slut. But, like, in a bad way.
01:00:30Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:00:35I need to get out of here.
01:00:37I'll hide Jules.
01:00:37I'll distract Mom.
01:00:42Yo, Jason. I'm gonna go hide Jules. Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:00:52Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:00:53Got it.
01:01:03Get your brother.
01:01:05Now.
01:01:12Mommy!
01:01:13Noah!
01:01:19My baby boy!
01:01:21Mom!
01:01:22Hi!
01:01:23Hey!
01:01:23Mom!
01:01:24I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:01:27Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:01:30To propose!
01:01:36Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:01:44None of your business.
01:01:46Okay.
01:01:47Well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:01:54I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:01:58What is that slut doing here?
01:02:04You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:02:06Get out of this house.
01:02:08Mom.
01:02:08Noah.
01:02:09A little help.
01:02:10Uh, Mom.
01:02:11Uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:02:18Uh, yes.
01:02:20It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:02:24Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:02:29Lisa.
01:02:30My second mommy.
01:02:33We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:02:35Oh, yes we do.
01:02:39You're marrying Mia now?
01:02:41I have no idea what got into her head.
01:02:43I am so sorry, okay?
01:02:44But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:02:47Look, just play along for a couple of hours, okay?
01:02:50Please?
01:03:00My head hurts.
01:03:02Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:03:05Yeah.
01:03:05I have some in my purse.
01:03:06Oh, thanks.
01:03:13She's prepared.
01:03:22Water.
01:03:24Water.
01:03:24I need water.
01:03:27Jules?
01:03:28What did you give my mom?
01:03:31Aspirin.
01:03:32Aspirin?
01:03:33Woo!
01:03:34It's so hot in here.
01:03:38Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:03:42Oh no.
01:03:44Woo!
01:03:45Hey, I have an idea.
01:03:47Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:03:50I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:03:52Wow!
01:03:53Oh, that's enough.
01:03:54Uh, I gotta talk to you.
01:03:55Let's go.
01:03:56Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:03:59Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:04:01No way.
01:04:02You gave her those?
01:04:04I didn't gift them.
01:04:05She found them.
01:04:06Should we call an ambulance?
01:04:07Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:04:10She hates you already.
01:04:11What is she gonna think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:04:15Where did she go?
01:04:31Mom, get out of the pool.
01:04:33No way!
01:04:34It feels so good.
01:04:39Oh wait, no.
01:04:41Help!
01:04:43Help!
01:04:43I'm drowning!
01:04:44Mia, save me!
01:04:47Oh, absolutely not.
01:04:49I'm not going in there.
01:04:51Help!
01:04:53Help!
01:04:56Help!
01:04:58Help!
01:05:16can you save me?!
01:05:21Here, I brought you some tea.
01:05:29I was wrong about you.
01:05:31I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:05:42Thank you for taking care of her.
01:05:46I hope I was a good maid.
01:05:48Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:05:50Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:05:54You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:06:00I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:06:04No feelings, remember?
01:06:12I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:06:16I'll tear it up right now.
01:06:18I mean it.
01:06:22I need that money more than I want you.
01:06:26When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:06:31If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:06:36So it was really always just about the money?
01:06:39Really?
01:06:40When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:06:43But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:06:55Come with me.
01:06:56Come with me.
01:07:02I want to give you the money.
01:07:04Not as your boss.
01:07:06As your boyfriend.
01:07:08Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:07:12I don't know what to say.
01:07:17Just let me take care of you.
01:07:24And tell me that you love me.
01:07:46I don't think I can say it.
01:07:51Well, let me take care of you.
01:07:53It's the least you can do.
01:07:57Fine.
01:07:59You can take care of me, okay?
01:08:02And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:08:05I know you do.
01:08:10Good morning, everyone.
01:08:12Oh, my God.
01:08:13Lisa, you're okay.
01:08:14Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:08:20I was just leaving.
01:08:21You're not leaving, Jules.
01:08:23We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:08:29After your little sex video was released,
01:08:32at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:08:37But after you saved me,
01:08:40all I can say is,
01:08:43welcome to the family.
01:08:48Wait.
01:08:49You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:08:52That was before you left me to drown.
01:08:56I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:09:08I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:09:12Good luck with that.
01:09:14I don't need luck.
01:09:16I have a really big brain.
01:09:24There must be something incriminating in here.
01:09:31What is this?
01:09:38Ew.
01:09:40What died in here?
01:09:42My manhood.
01:09:45Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:09:47Really?
01:09:51I don't like to read.
01:09:53It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:09:56They're faking their entire relationship
01:09:58so he can get that stupid layman internship.
01:10:01That's cheating.
01:10:02Oh, great.
01:10:04You finally figured it out.
01:10:05Good boy.
01:10:07I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:10:16I thought this was summer vacation.
01:10:18I know.
01:10:19I know.
01:10:21But I've got to work on my presentation
01:10:23for the Lehman internship.
01:10:27What up, lovebirds?
01:10:30Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:10:32You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:10:38Who are you?
01:10:40I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:10:51Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:10:53What are you doing here?
01:10:55Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:10:59I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:11:03The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:11:06I'd like to be your friend.
01:11:11I have enough friends.
01:11:13Thanks.
01:11:16Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:11:20I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble
01:11:23and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:11:27The next intern for Lehman Corp
01:11:30will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:11:33And I get bored easy.
01:11:37Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:11:44Interview starts now.
01:11:45Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:11:49Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:11:52Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:11:54That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:12:04That's the guy you want to work for?
01:12:06He's a total clown.
01:12:09Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:12:14And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:12:16But don't you already have enough money?
01:12:19Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:12:21I was the captain of every sports team I was on
01:12:24and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:12:26I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:12:29and have my own career.
01:12:31And then our sex tape got released.
01:12:34And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:12:37The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:12:41Jules, I need this internship.
01:12:43And so do you.
01:12:44Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:12:47I'm sorry.
01:12:51You lied to me.
01:12:53No, I didn't lie to you.
01:12:54I just...
01:12:55I just didn't tell you everything.
01:12:58I'm sorry.
01:13:02Everybody!
01:13:04Let's get the party started!
01:13:06Woo!
01:13:07It's over!
01:13:10Grab your bag.
01:13:14Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:13:20I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:13:23There's something special about you.
01:13:26You're so...
01:13:27beautiful.
01:13:29Thanks.
01:13:30But I'm taken.
01:13:32I'm not trying to marry you.
01:13:35Noah.
01:13:35Noah.
01:13:36Tell me.
01:13:38Who snatched this hottie up?
01:13:40That'd be me.
01:13:43You're a lucky man.
01:13:45I know.
01:13:49How long is he gonna be here?
01:13:52I'll protect you.
01:13:54And look at here.
01:13:56The happy little couple.
01:13:59From full mates to soul mates.
01:14:06Emmett?
01:14:07Noah and I are talking.
01:14:09Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:14:12Yeah, well I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:14:15Yeah.
01:14:16He's finally gonna win our bet.
01:14:18What bet?
01:14:22What bet?
01:14:24I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer, I would drop out of the internship
01:14:28pool.
01:14:30But that's not true.
01:14:32Yeah, it is.
01:14:33I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing.
01:14:38You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:14:44I don't want to hear it.
01:14:46Yeah.
01:14:47I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:14:51Hmm?
01:14:52I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:14:56I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:14:58I was nothing but a check to you.
01:15:02Both of you can fuck off.
01:15:08Chicks, dude.
01:15:10I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
01:15:12I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:15:15I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:15:19You're pathetic.
01:15:21Bitch.
01:15:23Whatever, dude.
01:15:27What were you thinking?
01:15:29That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:15:33I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:15:38You're a sexy girl.
01:15:40We could have a lot of fun.
01:15:42I don't have time for that shit.
01:15:44Then make time.
01:15:45There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:15:47The boys share their toys.
01:15:51And I want to play with you.
01:15:53I don't want to be played with.
01:15:55If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:15:59The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:16:03Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:16:06What do I have to do?
01:16:09Let me borrow you for the night.
01:16:31What would I have to do?
01:16:37Mia.
01:16:38You know where Jules is?
01:16:40Ugh.
01:16:40You're still caught up on that skank?
01:16:43Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:16:45Mia.
01:16:47A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:16:49Get it through your head.
01:16:51I want to be with Jules.
01:16:53Why do you like her so much?
01:16:55I don't like her.
01:16:58I love her.
01:17:02You know, I feel sorry for you for falling in love with such a liar.
01:17:07You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:17:09Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:17:11Found your girlfriend.
01:17:25If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job.
01:17:28Yes.
01:17:29And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:17:31We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:17:35My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:17:38Wait.
01:17:40Now I know where I recognize you.
01:17:42Damn.
01:17:43You were great.
01:17:45Just one kiss.
01:17:47That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:17:59Wasn't that easy?
01:18:00How about another?
01:18:05Get off of her.
01:18:11Get off of her.
01:18:13Let me have my fun.
01:18:14Then you can take your turn.
01:18:15If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:18:18You wouldn't dare.
01:18:21You little shit.
01:18:23You'll never work for Lehman.
01:18:25Yeah, well looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:18:26Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:18:32You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:18:34You want to mess with me?
01:18:36You want to mess with me?
01:18:36Yeah, why don't you sue me and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:18:40who's chasing young girls around.
01:18:43You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:18:45Please, don't tell my wife.
01:18:47Get out of my face, old man.
01:18:59How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:02How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:04It wasn't what it looked like.
01:19:06Don't lie to me.
01:19:07I saw you kiss him back.
01:19:15I should be the one that's mad.
01:19:17You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:19:20You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:19:24Tell him that he's a good kisser, and you want him right now.
01:19:29Tell him you love him.
01:19:30It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:19:42You're fired.
01:19:44Get out of my house.
01:20:00You're gone for good, bitch.
01:20:06You never belonged with us, and now it's your turn to go.
01:20:12I played you, and I won.
01:20:15This has nothing to do with you.
01:20:19Oh, honey, this has everything to do with me.
01:20:27I planted the camera in your room,
01:20:30and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah,
01:20:34and then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:20:42You thought you were better than me,
01:20:45but I always win.
01:20:48All I fucking do is win.
01:20:55A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:21:07Mom, I saved the house.
01:21:11It's too late.
01:21:19Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:21:22No, someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:21:27That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:21:29You lose everything.
01:21:44Can I help you?
01:21:46What are you doing in that uniform?
01:21:49My dad cut me off after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.
01:21:53I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so...
01:21:58Do you need anything?
01:22:10Here's five bucks.
01:22:11You need it more than I do.
01:22:14I need it more than I do.
01:22:15I need it more than I do.
01:22:15I need it more than I do.
01:22:19You're very good.
01:22:19This money feels dirty.
01:22:20I never want to see this check again.
01:22:34Miss me?
01:22:39Miss me?
01:22:48Get lost.
01:22:50I deserve that.
01:22:54Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:22:57And I think you'll really like it.
01:23:03Is this the deed to my house?
01:23:05Yeah.
01:23:06This morning I bought it.
01:23:10You bought my house from under us?
01:23:12Look at the name on the title.
01:23:16Oh my god.
01:23:18You put it under my name.
01:23:21It's yours, Jules.
01:23:22It's all yours.
01:23:25But, I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:23:29Another condition?
01:23:32What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:23:35Sleep with your boss?
01:23:36Drug your mom?
01:23:37No.
01:23:40But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:23:49And at 8pm.
01:23:51And I want you to wear this.
01:24:06What are you doing here?
01:24:08Noah told me to come.
01:24:10Really?
01:24:10Oh, how pathetic.
01:24:13Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:24:18He's proposing to you?
01:24:21When did you two get back together?
01:24:22Well, it's not official yet.
01:24:25But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:24:28And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:24:32I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you, Noah decided it was time to be
01:24:37with the best.
01:24:41Mia! Jules! I am so happy that both of you were here.
01:24:45Why did you invite me here?
01:24:47To watch you propose to Mia?
01:24:50Propose?
01:24:51Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:24:53Oh, please. The big question.
01:24:57Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:25:00Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:25:05Uh...
01:25:06How did you know about that?
01:25:08Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:25:10And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:25:13You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
01:25:17Okay.
01:25:19Fine.
01:25:20Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:25:24But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:25:28What are you gonna do? Arrest me?
01:25:30Actually, that's my job.
01:25:31Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:25:35What?
01:25:35You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:25:37These are not what they're for. Call my dad!
01:25:41Daddy!
01:25:42Bye, Mia.
01:25:45If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:25:50That's not why I invited you here.
01:25:56Everybody!
01:25:58What is he doing?
01:26:03I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:26:10And here are my secrets.
01:26:14I scream when I see spiders.
01:26:16I do.
01:26:18And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:26:25And I cannot tell my lefts from my right.
01:26:28Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:26:30And I have one more secret.
01:26:34Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:26:41And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:26:43Right here in front of everybody.
01:26:45I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:26:55Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:26:58I didn't.
01:26:58I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:27:02Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:27:13Of course I do.
01:27:15Now, let's party.
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