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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Slow-ass sea slug!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
00:35Slow-ass sea slug!
01:03Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:09the surface. Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired, don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else, don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:05Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:09Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34FIGHT!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry! I didn't mean to-
03:50Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:58He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
04:02Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:26I die. I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more. A lot more.
04:55Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:06What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:19Damn it. He tracked me.
05:34Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:39Get away! Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?!
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:26Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him. But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:19Those assholes are back already.
07:21What are you talking about?!
07:29Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough! Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:42Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide bur-
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:14Who the hell are you?!
08:26Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:34Nothing.
08:35Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:04Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him. I just hope you
09:26two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dylan. Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:21So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura? She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
10:46Mommy?
10:48Mommy? Mommy?
10:57Mommy?
10:58Mommy?
11:02It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:06I'm just...
11:20Somebody help me!
11:35Give me a name Leora
11:36Who did this
11:38I'm going to tear them apart
11:41It was
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago
12:06You're my fiance, my property
12:08You filthy whore
12:10Spread your legs for some stray dog
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:24No, let go
12:27With nymph blood in my veins
12:29Even Olympus will bow to me
12:39I got careless
12:42Diving near a shipwreck, my fault
12:44Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Leora
12:48Someone did this to you
12:53You're just a regular guy
12:55Stay out of it
12:56Boss
12:58Soup's ready
13:04If I don't make it
13:07Promise me you'll take care of Lily
13:09She's all we have left
13:12She's safe
13:13Now drink
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack
13:23Jack
13:24Jack, you
13:27Ambrosia residue
13:28Golden apple sap
13:29I studied this in grad's time
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More
13:38Try it
13:50These ingredients
13:51Where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting daddy
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26What a lively little snack
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around
14:46This guy's luck is insane
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria
15:02We've got a kid together now
15:05I'm not letting anything touch
15:07You or Lily
15:10Jack, I'm grateful but I
15:12Daddy, help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me
15:19Lily's in trouble
15:27I'm not tasty
15:28My mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31Please don't eat me
15:37Divine power runs through this girl
15:40Devour you
15:42And I might even claim the sea king's throne
15:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:49Ha ha ha ha ha
16:01Whew
16:19You disgusting freak!
16:21What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:26I've got you, baby.
16:29Touch my kid again!
16:32And I'll rip your head off your shoulders!
16:34Ha!
16:35You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait.
16:40The baby mama herself.
16:43Perfect.
16:48Two courses for the price of one!
16:57You bitch!
17:03Jack, take Lily and run!
17:05Go!
17:06Go!
17:11Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:23You, Poseidon?
17:25That kid's his.
17:27No wonder the power's so pure.
17:29That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:32If I stay, I'm dead.
17:40What the hell just happened?
17:42It ran?
17:43Damn, Leoya.
17:45Your powers are badass.
17:47You straight up scared the monster off.
17:49Me?
17:50No way.
17:51Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:53I'm still recovering.
17:55Wait.
17:56Maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault?
18:01Whatever.
18:02Let's get home.
18:03That thing might circle back.
18:08About that monster.
18:14Failed at the perfect time?
18:15Figures.
18:16He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:32He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:36He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:36He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:36He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:36He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:37He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:37He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:38He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:38He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:39He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:42He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:59my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear
19:39listen to me if any of you take one step near my daughter again i will skin you alive
19:46now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my leash
20:02my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food
20:25in some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:42the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:47who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
21:02poseidon
21:13is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:21who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:29i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:39you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
22:07little fish
22:16headied staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out
22:56in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:26everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:31every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:36yes boss
23:43poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:59easy pickets let's move
24:14we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:23a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:31who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:39mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding this forest is locked down
25:16surrender now i'll go with you on one condition
25:21let my daughter go no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:37kids mine you die
25:42you poisoned me
25:47my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:52give up
25:54you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded poisoned done
26:07the kid's coming with me
26:11don't touch her come at me
26:13feisty one dylan wants you dead but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:27such a pretty face all mine now
26:34let my mommy go you bastard
26:43lily lily
26:45lily run get out of here
26:51serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:55leave me well and i might let her run a little longer
27:23lily
27:24lily
27:24lily
27:25touch my woman you're a dead man
27:33jack what the hell just happened
27:39you okay babe so you're the boyfriend too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
28:01jack
28:03keep lily safe
28:04as long as i'm here you don't lose
28:07shut up and go
28:08now
28:20if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:25run all you want my pack tears you both apart
28:41you
28:42you
28:42you
28:43you
28:43you
28:43you
28:46you
28:47you
28:56you
29:00you
29:02you
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29:12you
29:13you
29:15you
29:16you
29:31you
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29:32you
29:32you
29:33you
29:35Hand over the kid!
29:37I'll make your death quick!
29:46Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:58You are the best!
30:09You are the best!
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die!
30:15You're not human! Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's gonna help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right
31:06back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:23That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:31So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die!
31:46Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:54For Jack and Lily. Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:01No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid? Some guy took the brat.
32:15Huh. Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just... let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all wanna come at once? Then die together! Pick your graves!
32:46Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:52Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
33:13You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
34:13You're half dead already! How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:23This... can't be.
34:24What should I do?
34:37What should I do?
34:40What should I do?
34:43What should I do?
34:49Ancient Ekethra.
34:51The coastal legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:58Our boss has real backing!
34:59He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:02No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me.
35:21Jack, stay behind me.
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack.
35:27Look around.
35:27We're surrounded.
35:28We could actually die here.
35:36My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson.
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand.
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:01Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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