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Off Campus Episode 1
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00:06Thank you for listening.
00:57MUSIC CONTINUES
01:00MUSIC CONTINUES
01:58MUSIC CONTINUES
01:59MUSIC CONTINUES
02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no. I...
02:06Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
02:27MUSIC CONTINUES
02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:33That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still drop it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert
02:51to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:58Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like
03:11before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities
03:18to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I-I-I wrote in, like, an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered,
03:53anybody want to hazard a guess
03:55as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop.
04:04Dressed in coal's not my anything.
04:05It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy,
04:22and they weren't even good words.
04:23Hannah, you love his music,
04:25and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchakes at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:31Who-who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I-I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars,
04:47even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15Uh, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end,
05:18and your-your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top,
05:25help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Kate, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities
05:48that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20
05:58When I'm acting middle-aged
06:01Same old conversation
06:02All this small talk that I hate
06:05And I never thought I'd say it
06:08But I'm sick of everyone
06:09I need to sweat it out
06:12I need to have some fun
06:15Get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the club
06:18Go to the dance and the boys gonna love this
06:21I'm picking their lips
06:22Wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips
06:26Everybody's on some drugs
06:27Everybody wants some love
06:29I don't want shit
06:30I don't need to chase that hit
06:32As long as I got my boys and girls I'm rich
06:36Oh shit
06:37Oh shit
06:38Oh shit
06:39Oh shit
07:10Hey, wanted to talk to me?
07:13If this is about being late
07:14I have a new idea for a shortcut
07:19Oh, oh you have your bad news face
07:24It's your scholarship
07:26It's not happening this year
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester
07:34How, how can, no, no they can't, no
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office
07:39They can help
07:40No, they're just gonna give me another work study job
07:42I can barely do all my school work as it is
07:46Oh my god
07:47Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
07:49Don't stop breathing
07:50You need air to process and live
07:53Yeah, I also need money
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:58Another classical composition scholarship?
08:03I, I could switch concentrations
08:04Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist
08:08And there's no money in classical
08:10Well, jazz, jazz
08:12I could, I could write jazz
08:14Even less money, right?
08:17What, what do I do?
08:18And let's chat again on Monday
08:20After you've had a few days to sit with this
08:21Hey, Hannah
08:23We're gonna get through it, okay?
08:30I, I could write pop
08:31First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist
08:37Moments ago
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies
08:42In your music theory class freshman year
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding
08:46It's true
08:46Not many people can write so eloquently
08:48About the harmonic vocal identities
08:51And the work of One Direction
08:52Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words
08:57Because the competition, it's
08:59It's pretty steep, Hannah
09:00No, I can do this
09:02I will do this
09:06Okay
09:07Bring some ideas into class
09:09We'll talk
09:10Okay
09:22Dean
09:25Dean
09:27Where you at?
09:30Dean
09:31Do not give me the silent treatment
09:33He's taking the world's longest shower
09:35Still
09:36At least the door's shut this time
09:39Logan
09:41Drains clogged again
09:42No shit
09:43Finish your fucking shower
09:44I'll come fix it
09:46Dean
09:47Come help with the kegs
09:48Told you
09:50I'll be right down
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:58Because I'll do it
09:58You sure will
10:00Never mind
10:01Forget I have
10:04Maybe Garrett will help
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:10Guys
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett
10:20Hey
10:20Hey
10:23Yo, Garrett
10:24What's up, bud?
10:25What up?
10:26Can't wait for the easing day tomorrow
10:27Thank you, man
10:30Ladies
10:30Hey
10:31Hey
10:31I'm a look at Garrett
10:32You mean?
10:33I don't know
10:34I don't know
10:36I don't know
10:42I don't know
10:42Smells good, sir
10:42Thank you
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Say it, bro
10:51I just fixed the shower
10:53Again
10:54Give you one guess
10:55Oh, jeez
10:57Well, that could be anyone
10:59Fuck, dude
10:59It's obviously yours, bud
11:01Don't look at me
11:02What?
11:03Okay, shower sex
11:04What's the next time a drain
11:05gets clogged in this house
11:06You can fix it?
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever
11:07snaked a drain
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches
11:15You're making tuck
11:15It's a house party
11:16We need dippables
11:18I'm sorry, did you just
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh
11:21Dippables?
11:22Dippables
11:22Dippables
11:23Dippables
11:24Dippables
11:25Dippables
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay
11:26Okay, okay, okay
11:27Nothing for you, Logan
11:29If you're gonna make all my food
11:30Dude, that's beautiful, man
11:31I look great
11:33I'll be listening to
11:43Hey, can you play something
11:44from this millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic
11:54Would not have pegged you
11:56for an oldies guy
11:58Kendall
11:59Graham
12:03Brought you a refill
12:05One's my max
12:06My before game
12:09So strict
12:10Are you also strict about
12:12non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:47So for your pop showcase tour de force
12:50Are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a GoPro
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor
12:58Yes, I have
12:59With who?
13:03Okay, fine
13:04Exactly
13:04You never have crushes
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Cole
13:09is totally a sign that he's special
13:10So
13:11Be a tailor and do something about it
13:18Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to
13:28Come on
13:29Just because he can play the guitar
13:30and has tiny tattoos
13:32doesn't make him some untouchable rock god
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him
13:41and his accent makes me melt
13:43And it goes terribly
13:45Or he's just not interested
13:47And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again
13:50Or maybe
13:52Or maybe
13:59I'm not you, Ali
14:00I can't just find a husband day one of college
14:03I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower
14:09and I fell over a laundry cart
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked
14:18and then I fell
14:19which is my point
14:20I can't do this
14:22Okay, I have an idea
14:24Literally everyone's going to black party tomorrow
14:26including Justin, probably
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:30Well, I don't like parties
14:32But you love music?
14:34No, I need to work on my showcase song
14:37That's an excuse
14:38And you know it
14:39No, it's not
14:39I want to present a demo in my class next week
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter
14:43I think I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway
14:45You'll have the place to yourself
14:46No, but
14:47No, Hannah
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time
14:50If you want to be a tailor
14:51You have to take a risk
15:08I can't do this
15:08Oh, oh, idiot
15:09No, idiot
15:10I want you like the pills behind the counter that hit
15:13I want you so bad
15:15My fingers shook with it
15:16And we could have all of the money in the world
15:19But all the money in the world couldn't buy us this
15:23Can somebody else
15:24I'm not in the day
15:26I'm not in the day
15:27I'm not in the day
15:27I'm in my home the same
15:29Mindy, man
15:30I'm not in the day
15:31I'm in the day
15:32I'm in the day
15:33I'm in the day
15:34They don't know
15:34But we will
15:35But change my head
15:37You change
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What? That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay, I want to be your girlfriend.
18:15I don't want to be your girlfriend.
18:16Why?
18:19Why?
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major?
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you either.
18:36So maybe you just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:45But, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garen.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you got a lady and you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She keeps me, you're not your man in game
19:42I'm gonna try and let her suck
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be
19:49You're a bad old man
19:50Come on.
19:51Hey, baby.
19:52Gurney Deeds, time to have a treat
20:02Gotta go, gotta do it.
20:03Oh, I'll take it back.
20:10Move!
20:11Come on.
20:12Come on.
20:22Come on, honey.
20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:39House says...
20:40Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:42Okay.
20:43Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:55I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour.
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini-fucking Phil Graham.
21:44Yeah, man, I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris Trophy or two, spend
21:50more time in your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36Fine.
23:04You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter.
23:07In my room, I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you with riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42You're nice to my friend, Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't?
23:52I'll...
23:52What if I write a terrible song, and I fail a pop showcase, and I can't afford my tuition
23:59next semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love, and
24:07life, and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey.
24:09You are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're going to fall in love.
24:14Someday.
24:16Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night, and I have literally no idea
24:25what it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:41Nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open up alone.
24:59I'm not supposed to open up alone today, right?
25:04Shit.
25:07Shit.
25:10Shit.
25:12Shit.
25:16Shit.
25:17Shit.
25:22Shit.
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32Long time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:39No, no, I'm sorry.
25:40I'm sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41You left the game?
25:44Oh, yeah, you like it.
25:45You're not nice.
25:46I'm not really.
25:50Ah, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order, Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, no, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18It's a uniform.
26:20Great.
26:22I carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I...
26:39Oh, my God.
26:40Yeah.
26:40Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:12Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23It's a tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport
27:43that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points at actual strategies
27:48to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:17Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:25De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Hey, you know.
28:32Gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:40Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:47Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Yeah.
28:57I saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me
29:10or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier,
29:13but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for, like, two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see it, damn.
29:47I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55Real.
29:55Boy.
29:58Staring at fate.
29:58I'm in the lead and I'm breaking the waves.
30:00Please welcome your very own
30:05Ryder.
30:07Go!
30:09Go!
30:10Go!
30:11Go!
30:11Go!
30:11Go!
30:12Go!
30:14Go!
30:20Go!
30:28Go!
30:31I think he has the potential, honestly,
30:33to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right.
30:36I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:38Let's go.
30:39Staring at fate.
30:40I'm in there lean and I'm breaking away.
30:41If you're not working, you're taking up space.
30:43I'm at the table.
30:44I'm at the table.
30:45You got to see him now.
30:45This isn't a game.
30:47This isn't a game.
30:47It's right around the corner from me.
30:50I'm at the table.
30:53I'm at the table.
30:54I'm at the table.
30:55I'm at the table.
30:55You got to see him now.
30:55You got to see him now.
30:56Eric Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game.
31:01He needs to be consistent.
31:03What do you know, G?
31:07Hey, come on, bro.
31:08Get your head in here.
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal,
31:19and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:27Fuck!
31:37It's the border.
31:38I get it.
31:39I get it.
31:39Let's go, Graham.
31:40Get the ball.
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player
31:47Garrett Graham turns out to be.
31:56He said that?
31:58You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing.
32:02He's been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever.
32:03Good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:10Haha.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:15Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:27Oh, my God.
32:29No, my God.
32:36There's nothing for him.
32:58I
33:15The game's not over
33:52The game's not over
34:11The game's not over
34:48The game's not over
35:10The game's not over
35:23The game's not over
35:45The game's not over
36:32The game's not over
36:51The game's not over
37:21The game's not over
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us
37:29You know, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing
37:35Which means you're burrowing
37:36Hi, babe
37:37Good to see you, too
37:38Whatever
37:38Hi, I love you
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out
37:41It's block party, Hannah
37:42You know, if you don't give an out
37:43She'll just keep at it, she'll just keep at it until you do
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb
37:49It doesn't matter
37:51She's coming
37:55I don't know what just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole
38:01And he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in
38:03No, no, I have nothing to wear
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit
38:09You just do your makeup
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah
38:12Do I not normally?
38:15You just look
38:17Sean, help me
38:17I plead the fifth
38:20Fine, okay, I'll do your makeup, too
38:21Just hustle
38:22Before Justin leaves
38:47Oh, yes, bitch
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey
38:51Okay, um, don't look now
38:53But Justin is right
38:55I just said don't look now
39:00Well, now you have to go over there
39:01No, I talked to him earlier
39:03He's not good
39:04No, no
39:05Stop, stop thinking this
39:06No, this is why we pre-game
39:08Now put on your big girl pants and go talk to him
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl
39:12Look how courage
39:13Hey, don't get your pressure
39:14How is that?
39:14Hannah's friend in high school
39:15I thought we'd be
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public
39:18You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole
39:23Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, bro?
39:26Yeah, we can
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party
39:54The, uh, waitress from Malone's. What's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us, like, 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:12All right, we're doing shots. We're doing shots, boys.
40:15All right, guys. Come on.
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it right now.
40:17Give me a shot. Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:19Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yup.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh.
40:26Hey.
40:28Oh.
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:32Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me. Here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:37Where by are you?
40:38That's her name.
40:39Come on.
40:40Get one, Dini.
40:41Cheers, boy.
40:52Over one.
41:10Oh, dear.
41:12You think you could punch me out.
41:13Tell I wanna live by the
41:16Thank you so much!
41:19Yeah!
41:22Yeah!
41:23Fuck yeah!
41:26So good to sound, picked up a rose
41:29Eating Cabanas by myself
41:32And I'm in Maine, by cocaine
41:35Closing the lobby waiting for me
41:38I'm on the list, like though I can't
41:42Hello?
41:46All yours, princess
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not
42:21Who are you?
42:22We'll be watching
42:22Perfect!
42:23Okay, give me your coat
42:25Okay
42:26Thank you
42:28You guys, this is me
42:29I'll go
42:29You got it, go
42:36Yeah!
42:40Stop it!
42:40Steaming the shower
42:42Singing slide
42:43Washer bone
42:44And I
42:45Need a little bit
42:46More soul
42:50Yeah!
42:51One, two, two, one!
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:57You okay?
42:58Yeah, uh...
42:59Um...
42:59Um...
43:00Uh...
43:01The grand...
43:03Um...
43:03Stupid shoes
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier
43:09I'm a musician too
43:11Writer, not performer
43:14You're sick, yeah
43:15What kind of stuff do you add?
43:17Uh...
43:17Classical, mostly
43:20Yeah, classical
43:20Yeah, but I...
43:22But I'm trying out other styles too
43:23Like...
43:24Pop, folk, R&B
43:27Uh...
43:28Rock, electronic
43:30Uh...
43:30But mostly pop though
43:32And...
43:33Wellesley!
43:33Classical
43:35Garrett?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket
43:38You never do
43:40Oh, no!
43:41No, no, no, no, no
43:43What?
43:45Hey
43:46I'm a...
43:47I know you are, man
43:48Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today
43:49Yeah, thanks, man
43:51No worries
43:52What, you're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh...
43:55Yeah, my, uh...
43:55My dad played
43:56Nothing like...
43:57Phil Graham
43:58But, uh...
44:00Yeah, we'd watch together
44:01Yeah
44:03You're...
44:04You're Hannah, right?
44:05Yeah
44:07Hannah Wells
44:11Right
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you
44:14Yeah
44:14Officially
44:15Yeah
44:16Oh
44:18Okay
44:20Sierra, huh?
44:21Sweet
44:22Yeah
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it
44:29And you're welcome
44:31For...
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are
44:33Justin
44:34Whatever
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has
44:39Especially
44:40When that someone is a Briar U athlete
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight
44:52Oh, fuck
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:09I haven't been particularly nice to you
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram
45:22You, uh...
45:22You sort of disappear
45:25When you play
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way
45:29I mean, uh...
45:31You love it, I can tell
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know
45:41It's just something...
45:44I've always done
45:45To impress my dad
45:49And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him
45:53Not really
45:56What about your mom?
46:03She, um...
46:04Uh, she died
46:07A while back
46:09Can't say
46:12Oh, I...
46:14Look...
46:17I don't believe in favors
46:19Or shortcuts
46:21I don't wanna pass this class because somebody handed me the grade
46:23I wanna earn it
46:26And...
46:27I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that
46:31So what, I...
46:33Help you study for the midterm
46:34And you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that
46:42I ain't still have to pay me
46:45Obviously
46:56Don't forget...
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham
47:01This is my dance space, this is your dance space
47:03I don't go into yours, you don't come into mine
47:05You've seen Dirty Dancing
47:07It was my mom's favorite movie
47:12Still a dated reference though
47:15Asshole
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect
47:18You're not interested in me, and I'm not interested in a relationship
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional
47:27I'm going for my love vibration
47:29I'm dancing with myself
47:31So?
47:37Deal
47:39Dancing with myself
47:42Dancing with myself
47:45When there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove
47:48I'm dancing with myself
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it
47:59If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing
48:02Whoa, easy! I just met you
48:04What are we going to do, hold hands?
48:05You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09Nope
48:15He's looking now
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22If we're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't blush
48:25Whenever I come near you
48:26Get over yourself, I don't blush
48:28Oh yeah?
48:31See? Nothing
48:33Not bad
48:38Me and you in the Bruins
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends
48:43What's really going on?
48:46Oh my god, Justin's here
48:47Be cool, you're with me
48:50He is not just some random guy I want to hook up with
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect
48:55Why didn't you tell me what you think the song's about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you?
49:02She's not my girlfriend
49:03But you clearly want her to be
49:10You're not taking us this seriously
49:12Watch the player, not the punk
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means, trust me
49:33You're empty
49:33I seem to pass me by
49:35I'm dancing with myself
49:37So let's sink another drink
49:41It'll give me time to think
49:44If I had the chance, I ask the world to dance
49:47I am dancing with myself
49:51Dancing with myself
49:54Dancing with myself
49:56There's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove
50:00I am dancing with myself
50:02I am dancing with myself
50:04Swim! Swim! Swim! Swim! Swim! Swim! Swim! Swim! Swim! Swim! Swim! Swim!
50:13I looked all over the world
50:18And there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
50:24You left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink
50:30It'll give me time to fake
50:33If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing, dancing
50:39Dancing with myself
50:43Dancing with myself
50:45If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:49If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:52If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:58Oh!
50:59Oh!
51:22I think that one snack needs
51:23My food is really around and to listen to balance
51:23Yeah, all right?
51:23Okay, man, I can imagine
51:23That all the time has de Waif and Nancy
51:26And you need to dance
51:26And do everything and ask
51:32If everybody knows what's wrong
51:32But I'd ask spoke, if anybody has been
51:37Maybe nobody within the ocean
51:39sizzling light
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