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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It
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00:00:06you sure about this i don't know if i'm ready relax little brother would never let anything
00:00:12happen to you it's showtime shit shit
00:00:26ladies and gentlemen are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic
00:00:35oh my god it's him it's the master of magic the greatest magician of all time
00:00:41you young lady let's see your true self now i'm gonna need a little help by my lovely assistant eric
00:00:59and now my next volunteer i don't care i said shorted what the hell
00:01:11how are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:20the most evil man in vegas
00:01:23you sure about this he's dangerous but i'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:27ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for mr barry carnegie
00:01:35and who the hell are you get these fuckers out of my way
00:01:38now barry here is a billionaire casino owner
00:01:41who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49are you ready to show them who you truly are
00:01:53you insult me in public you know i am i can make you disappear okay well we won't test barry
00:02:03so we're gonna test this hotel instead
00:02:10what do you think you're doing we're gonna make barry's casino disappear
00:02:24now i already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults the police are already on their way
00:02:29to arrest you
00:02:30you know
00:02:32kill him
00:02:34kill him
00:02:35kill him
00:02:37kill him
00:02:38kill him
00:03:02What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04Get him!
00:03:38What are you looking at me?
00:03:57Eric!
00:03:58No!
00:04:01Relax little brother, but never let anything happen to you.
00:04:05Eric!
00:04:06This is all my fault.
00:04:08God!
00:04:09I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:15Girl we grew up with at the orphanage?
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:29Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:38Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri and help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show, but if it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage
00:05:35I grew up in before it's destroyed.
00:05:40All right, well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:03That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:06:05But hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll.
00:06:12But, you know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on it.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:38Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:41Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really?
00:06:42Yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:48What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting.
00:06:53I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:00What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Take her.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:17Here's the deal.
00:07:19I win.
00:07:20She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:21When you win, you get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:30Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:34I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:43You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59She kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:05Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet is mine.
00:08:39Well then, why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:53Why are you looking for this?
00:08:56Why didn't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey, man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three-card Monty.
00:09:13That's always a scam.
00:09:14I know. I know. I just, I thought I could crack it, but I was screwed. So you came along.
00:09:25Miss Bracelet, why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends. We grew up in an orphanage together and, well, he, he died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night, great.
00:09:48Wait, you just saved me. You're going to let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner. That was amazing.
00:10:00Uh, I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn the tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:06Uh, I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit. You have training.
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh, just a light of hand.
00:10:20What? You're great.
00:10:25You know, your hand saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:34They, uh, they, uh, say you're welcome.
00:10:52Bring.
00:10:59Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:32I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I left.
00:11:36I'm the
00:11:49I don't know.
00:12:02I don't know.
00:12:05That finger's breaking my stuff.
00:12:06Well, I'm the prop assistant just doing my job.
00:12:09No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:14This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less
00:12:17than a three-star magician.
00:12:20Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:12:32No, not.
00:12:35Not since I was 12.
00:12:37After becoming the world's first seven-star magician,
00:12:39the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:12:42Damn right you're not.
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy
00:12:51and to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:12:58Okay.
00:13:01What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing.
00:13:05Let's just put him away.
00:13:07Listen, fool.
00:13:08This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:13:10The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:14Actually, I prefer the Platinum deck.
00:13:16Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly
00:13:19instead of throwing them on the table like they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:22Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:26You're fired.
00:13:29If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Brie.
00:13:33I need you to find Brie.
00:13:35Help, Brad.
00:13:37Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:13:38No, it's too late for that now because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:50Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:52You're looking better, sir.
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:58But let this be a reminder.
00:14:00What we do is dangerous.
00:14:02Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:14:06I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:08What?
00:14:08Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky.
00:14:10He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:14I never said that.
00:14:15Mm-hmm.
00:14:16Mr. Kensington, Daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:14:20Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:25Daniel, is this true?
00:14:26Of course not.
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe, a common worker or a three-star magician?
00:14:32Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills.
00:14:35He would never damage a deck.
00:14:37Show them.
00:14:38Show them what you can do.
00:14:45Yeah, Daniel, let's see it.
00:14:47Show us what you got.
00:14:48Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what, if you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it,
00:14:55in 15 seconds, you can keep your job.
00:15:0015 seconds, that's impossible.
00:15:01I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:15:04But if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:15:13Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:14I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:20But sir, he...
00:15:21Bree.
00:15:23It's okay.
00:15:2515 seconds.
00:15:28You're on.
00:15:37The idiot.
00:15:38He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:46Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:15:49Now if I win, you're all going to have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:15:54It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:57Bree, look at that.
00:15:59You've got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:02Fine.
00:16:03Deal.
00:16:03It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:0515 seconds.
00:16:08Here we go.
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:1910 seconds.
00:16:24Oh, wow.
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:28You said he was good.
00:16:30I thought you would at least try.
00:16:33Getting security on the phone to escort you out in...
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00:17:19no no no you you clearly switched out the deck while Briegel's distracting us
00:17:23I knew it yeah of course just some amateur trying something stupid nothing but a cheap
00:17:28lazy trick from the hack now it's got a show to print
00:17:36Sophie Eugene stop gobbling at those cards and let's get to work come on
00:17:42Samuel you believe you really did it right I don't know what to believe
00:17:49come on the show opens in a few days we need to prep oh you don't have to worry about
00:17:55prepping
00:18:06this is not going to be a show
00:18:09who is this it's Richard Kim he produces every other magic show in town
00:18:15Samuel hates him Richard get the hell out of my theater your theater oh no no my little friend
00:18:23this is now my theater what the hell are you talking about I have a three year lease with
00:18:31the owner which as of this morning is me I bought the theater which means you and your
00:18:36dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out
00:18:44you can't just buy the theater I'm the biggest show in town used to be you're past your prime
00:18:51my new show will triple your numbers the contract can't be canceled I'll lose everything
00:18:57if Brie loses this show the orphanage that I grew up in that saved my life as a child
00:19:02will be destroyed hey we still have a contract you can't just kick us out
00:19:06hey doll face how about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half
00:19:11let the adults talk I'm this show's producer and if you cancel the show
00:19:16I'll sue you into oblivion not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater
00:19:21I'll give you a chance a head-to-head magical competition your old man and his team wins
00:19:28you keep your contract my team wins your contract is terminated
00:19:32then you go back to doing a birthday parties for eight-year-olds
00:19:38deal
00:19:40Mr. Kensington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against
00:19:43great the competition will be tonight tonight his cast doesn't come off for another week
00:19:49not my problem hope you have a good backup team
00:19:58ladies and gentlemen are you ready for the epic no hold barred battle
00:20:04to see who will get this theater and who will be thrown out into the street
00:20:11don't worry we have an ace at first leave
00:20:15daniel
00:20:16you gotta be kidding you're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there
00:20:20his vestric is probably making a penny up here behind his ear
00:20:24it's all or nothing for us
00:20:25all right richard kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl
00:20:28he's got world-class real magicians
00:20:31yeah no problem I'm good enough to take on anyone that kin sends to us
00:20:35and now the challengers richard kin's latest sensation
00:20:40matt van buren
00:20:54oh no
00:20:56oh god no
00:20:58what
00:20:59how did he get matt van buren
00:21:05he's the youngest magician to have five stars he's one of the best in the world
00:21:14that guy
00:21:15xavier will wipe the floor with his ass
00:21:17yeah bring him on
00:21:18now for the first act or should i say miracle
00:21:24before each magician is a glass of water
00:21:27the magicians must turn their water into wine in a way that our top judges
00:21:33can't figure out
00:21:34the magician to stump the most judges
00:21:37wins
00:21:38matt van buren won the grand prix for close-up magic last year
00:21:41this plays exactly to his strengths
00:21:43he's way beyond xavier's league
00:21:47we're gonna lose
00:21:54maybe not
00:21:55showtime
00:22:01xavier
00:22:05xavier
00:22:06not you
00:22:08what
00:22:19you should go out this round
00:22:23what he he's not even a magician he's just the guy that cleans up dust shit
00:22:28yeah xavier's the best of all of us
00:22:29yeah
00:22:30look girl i know you have a little crush on the prop boy but leave this to the real magicians
00:22:34samuel you can't seriously be considering this i mean that guy is gonna piss himself out there
00:22:39and the magician from the kensington team
00:22:51maybe he's just the prop assistant
00:22:54but i need a hail mary right now
00:22:57daniel
00:23:05oh my god
00:23:07your prop boy
00:23:08you're really gonna put up the help against someone like matt van buren
00:23:12don't worry kid this will be over real quick
00:23:15and then you can run back to the shadows where you belong
00:23:18it's a shame though because matt's just my warm-up act
00:23:21you'll get me so bad you'll never see my big showstopper
00:23:25matt van buren's just the warm-up act
00:23:27he's one of the best in the world
00:23:29they say he might even get a six star soon
00:23:31there hasn't been a new six star magician in over a decade
00:23:34no it's obvious what samuel's doing
00:23:36okay he knows he doesn't have a chance so he's already looking for excuses
00:23:39when he loses he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try
00:23:43boss this guy is a hack
00:23:46he's gonna make a fool out of all of us
00:23:47it's a two out of three competition
00:23:50we need to judge their strength
00:23:52oh i i get it i get you see samuel sending daniel out to get slaughtered and then i come
00:23:58in and save the day
00:23:59where's that he actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real magician
00:24:06and you are daniel
00:24:09just daniel
00:24:11nice coveralls daniel
00:24:13i give my servants the same ones
00:24:16enjoy your moment just daniel
00:24:18this will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for
00:24:21i can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician
00:24:24he's trying to be embarrassed
00:24:26sad he really thought that he could hang with the pros
00:24:29no
00:24:30you're sure about this
00:24:32trust me
00:24:37don't feel too bad
00:24:38you should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:24:42gentlemen are you ready
00:24:44i was born ready
00:24:45what about you buddy
00:24:47you look a little nervous
00:24:49maybe you should be
00:24:53because i'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you
00:24:59god
00:25:00he's frozen with fear
00:25:02come on daniel
00:25:03was it stupid to pick him
00:25:05daniel
00:25:06are you okay
00:25:09absolutely
00:25:09oh my god
00:25:11what a shit show
00:25:12he's not even prepping it
00:25:14hey newbie
00:25:15this is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion
00:25:18i'm good
00:25:22no
00:25:23i'm good
00:25:24that's why i
00:25:25have a five star magician's amulet
00:25:28and you have what
00:25:30coveralls
00:25:31covered in dirt and
00:25:32dove shit
00:25:33tell you what
00:25:34it's not too soon to back out
00:25:36if you do
00:25:37i'll give you the honor of having my autograph
00:25:40are you ready
00:25:41or do you need more time to prepare
00:25:43no i don't need more time for this trick
00:25:49then first up is matt von buren
00:25:52pay attention
00:25:54this is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:10he's finished
00:26:17that was seamless
00:26:19unbelievable
00:26:20even i don't know how he did that
00:26:22there's no way daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as matt's
00:26:29what do you think judges
00:26:30did matt von buren's trick fool you
00:26:33i have no idea how that was done
00:26:35if i didn't know any better i'd say it's a miracle
00:26:38i'm stumped
00:26:39well done
00:26:40you're three for three
00:26:43you have stumped our judges
00:26:46does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick
00:26:49anyone
00:26:55you have something to say prop boy
00:26:57i mean your trick wasn't bad
00:26:59i just know exactly how you did it
00:27:08sure you do
00:27:10please
00:27:10enlighten us
00:27:12tell us all how i did my trick
00:27:14all in good time
00:27:16idiot everybody knows that he's lying
00:27:18pathetic
00:27:19daniel
00:27:20you're up
00:27:30what's he doing he's making a fool out of all of us
00:27:33hey there
00:27:34looks like your fellow's got some stage fright
00:27:38this is what happens when you don't respect the craft
00:27:41you're making a fool out of all of us
00:27:44i think he can do it
00:27:45it doesn't matter what you think
00:27:47okay
00:27:48you're not one of us
00:27:50you're just some dumb girl
00:27:52who had a little bit of money to burn
00:27:53if it weren't for you
00:27:54we wouldn't be in this mess
00:28:05looks like you're having some trouble
00:28:07here
00:28:08why don't you let me help you
00:28:11ooooh
00:28:13magic
00:28:16switch it now prop boy
00:28:18you need to end this
00:28:20now
00:28:20you're
00:28:25you're right
00:28:29i swore off my old life
00:28:40but i can't keep running forever
00:28:47ladies and gentlemen
00:28:50are you ready for something extraordinary
00:28:55now but first
00:28:56i'm gonna need some help
00:28:59brie
00:29:00could you come here
00:29:07what is he doing
00:29:09you gotta be kidding me
00:29:10this is just sad
00:29:14oh
00:29:21you all know magic
00:29:22you all know magic
00:29:23is an illusion
00:29:24but still
00:29:25you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:29:29you can never explain it in a million years
00:29:32well isn't this like life
00:29:34see every day you experience your reality through your senses
00:29:37but what if you couldn't trust your senses
00:29:46wouldn't your reality then
00:29:48just be an illusion
00:29:52don't blink
00:29:54you'll miss it
00:30:09that's it
00:30:11nothing happened
00:30:12you're supposed to change the water into wine
00:30:14hey mr kentington
00:30:15i told you
00:30:16you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up
00:30:18to take my place
00:30:19you should have
00:30:20respected my ranking
00:30:21no i think
00:30:23there's something else going on
00:30:25now i apologize ladies and gentlemen
00:30:27i can't seem to complete my transformation
00:30:30i knew it
00:30:31this theater is mine
00:30:33without one final piece of equipment
00:30:36which will be coming
00:30:37right about
00:30:39now
00:30:51what's he doing
00:30:52he's such a cake knife
00:30:54he's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:04what's he doing
00:31:10what's he doing
00:31:13what's he doing
00:31:23what's he doing
00:31:25there you go
00:31:25there you go
00:31:26oh great
00:31:26my judges
00:31:29my judges
00:31:29my young man
00:31:30that's incredible
00:31:31incredible
00:31:34cake
00:31:35the lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce
00:31:38it's really good
00:31:39i can't believe i'm eating cake
00:31:41the only person i've ever seen do a trick like this was
00:31:43the master of magic
00:31:54how is this possible
00:32:02now for the critical moment
00:32:03judges
00:32:04what do you think
00:32:05do you know how he did it
00:32:07i have no idea
00:32:07not a clue
00:32:10and you jennifer
00:32:12i'm completely stumped
00:32:16well in the case of a tie
00:32:17we turn back to the magicians themselves
00:32:21daniel
00:32:21you said earlier
00:32:23you know how matthew did his trick
00:32:25tell us
00:32:26yeah
00:32:27tell us
00:32:30he dropped in edible iron filaments
00:32:34then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron
00:32:37ionizing
00:32:39turning the water red
00:32:40giving it the earthy flavors of a wine
00:32:45that's
00:32:47correct
00:32:50amazing
00:32:50and matthew
00:32:52how did daniel do his trick
00:32:58i
00:32:59i don't know
00:33:02and with that
00:33:03daniel wins our first round
00:33:05oh
00:33:06oh
00:33:07oh
00:33:07oh
00:33:08oh
00:33:08oh
00:33:08oh
00:33:09oh
00:33:09oh
00:33:09oh
00:33:09thank you
00:33:14help
00:33:18i need a knife
00:33:20let's give him cake
00:33:23well done young man
00:33:26the only other magician
00:33:28that could have accomplished
00:33:29that transformation
00:33:30was the master of magic
00:33:35no no no he didn't transform anything he didn't even teleport
00:33:40he must have cheated there's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill
00:33:44exactly okay he probably blackmailed the judges or something
00:33:50how could you let him beat you
00:33:51how could you let him beat you you embarrassed us with your performance how was i supposed to know he
00:33:54was gonna do that with the cop and teleport to the judges
00:33:56who is that guy
00:34:02it doesn't matter get out of my face it's time for the real magicians to get to work
00:34:07you think you think you've won
00:34:10you haven't won shit
00:34:13it's time to bring out my a team
00:34:20Kate Barlow
00:34:29Miss Barlow
00:34:31thank you for joining us
00:34:33that's that's Kate Barlow
00:34:35she's the FISM world champion in parlor magic
00:34:38and an actual six star magician
00:34:40all right
00:34:41who's ready for the headliner
00:34:46second round is quick change magic
00:34:48that's Sophie's specialty
00:34:50you had a little fun in the first round
00:34:52but now
00:34:52watch an axle prep
00:34:55a real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges
00:34:57or cause some fake amateur distractions
00:35:00a real magician doesn't need you because she has hard-earned skills
00:35:05now
00:35:07yeah
00:35:08get him Sophie
00:35:10always nice to see a fellow female on stage
00:35:12too bad i'm gonna crush you
00:35:13oh
00:35:14you think so
00:35:15your rank is impressive
00:35:17but it doesn't scare me
00:35:19oh you think i brought in miss Barlow just for her rank
00:35:23you didn't
00:35:24i brought in Kate Barlow
00:35:26because she was the protege
00:35:28of the master of magic
00:35:32he taught me everything he knows
00:35:34funny
00:35:35i don't remember training her
00:35:38you were trained by the master of magic
00:35:41she wasn't just trained by him
00:35:43he realized that she was better than him
00:35:45that's why he disappeared
00:35:48that can't be true right
00:35:49richard wouldn't dare
00:35:51make a claim like that if it wasn't true
00:35:53so what you're saying
00:35:54is that we have to compete against somebody who's better than the master of magic
00:35:59oh so what i'll still destroy you
00:36:01Sophie
00:36:02shut up
00:36:04miss Barlow
00:36:06it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber
00:36:11i wish i could say the same
00:36:13but honestly
00:36:15it's an insult
00:36:16you're even trying to compete
00:36:18so why are you here
00:36:21to shatter my teacher's old records
00:36:24and publicly declare myself
00:36:26the new master of magic
00:36:33ladies and gentlemen
00:36:34this next act is even harder than our first
00:36:38it is all about quick change magic
00:36:40transforming outfits as many times as possible
00:36:43in 30 seconds
00:36:45the world record is 17 changes
00:36:48held by the master of magic
00:36:56do you think you can beat that
00:36:58that's a change every two seconds
00:36:59there's no way you can beat that
00:37:01i could beat that in my sleep
00:37:07hell
00:37:07there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible
00:37:10only the master of magic would be able to do that
00:37:13i know every one of his secrets
00:37:15are you saying you're going to break the master of magic's record
00:37:20who here would like to see me break the record
00:37:25then start the music
00:37:39you
00:37:48is she about to break the record
00:37:49you're about to break the record
00:37:52this is unreal this is history
00:37:56that is 18 changes ladies and gentlemen we have a new world record and possibly
00:38:02a new master of magic i can't believe she just did that i've never seen anything like it
00:38:10the concentration the skill needed to do something like that she had to learn it from
00:38:16the master of magic i wouldn't believe it if i hadn't just seen it with my own eyes
00:38:20for a second there i thought she'd actually figure out my technique
00:38:23but no she's a fraud like the rest sophie you can beat that right i can only manage nine or
00:38:31ten
00:38:31changes but not 18 well are you even going to attempt to compete or do you just want to give
00:38:40me the theater now no one can do that we should just give up come on sophie there has to
00:38:47be some
00:38:47chance okay you don't know what you're talking about i can't do that no one can do that you're
00:38:54just a dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic but you don't know anything about magic
00:38:58okay you put that guy on stage for beat's sake are you gonna come out here and embarrass
00:39:03yourselves or can i get ready for my first photo shoot as the new master of magic come on one
00:39:11of
00:39:11you at least has to try i can't lose this contract i have children that are my responsibility and they
00:39:17will starve sophie eugene savior if i had my hand i would try but i don't even think i would
00:39:28stand a
00:39:29chance well well looks like i won sir are you hiring really you're gonna betray your boss right in front
00:39:40of
00:39:40them might as well we can't go down with a sinking ship of losers sorry samuel you should not put
00:39:45your faith in your stupid girl who doesn't understand the first thing about magic it's over
00:39:49the theater is mine i failed them i failed the orphanage might as well go with them daniel
00:40:02hey what where are you going
00:40:06what is he doing
00:40:10we still have a shot i'm gonna take it daniel stop you can't just go out there and embarrass
00:40:15yourself i won't let you agree do you trust me
00:40:22and with the kensington team giving up the winners are wait
00:40:30the kensington team sold us to do their quick change act
00:40:34that's adorable do you even know what a quick change act is properly
00:40:39i'll manage really samuel you're sending out the help again this loser has no chance of beating kate
00:40:46sir we tried to warn him but samuel just wouldn't listen this worker conned him just like he conned
00:40:53the judges in the last round yeah that's not true the only reason why he's here is because brie
00:40:57has a little crush on him that's enough oh is that what's going on the producer's amateur boyfriend
00:41:03is trying to save the show that's really cute i said that's enough daniel are you ready
00:41:12your time starts
00:41:16now
00:41:27we're waiting
00:41:29look at all these quick changes he's going so fast i can't keep track of them
00:41:37hey honey it doesn't look like magic's your thing but i'm always hiring boys to do my laundry
00:41:44what are you doing boy just trust him he he has it under control are you kidding me if he
00:41:50has it
00:41:51under control i'm i'm freaking merlin himself hey brie uh you might want to turn around for this one
00:41:57okay your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is okay seriously get
00:42:02off the stage you look like a fucking ass yo buddy you're not getting 18 bro
00:42:09daniel what are you doing are you happy you've embarrassed yourself and wasted my precious time
00:42:22time time is a funny thing isn't it see we always complain that time goes by too fast
00:42:28but in moments like these it's like time stand still
00:42:36your technique wasn't bad just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:42:43this is what's he gonna do i'm trying not
00:42:53don't blink
00:43:04congratulations one change in 30 seconds i win
00:43:08but you can't call that a competition what a waste of time sophie at least would have had a chance
00:43:13well i think we know who won this contest
00:43:17are you sure about that
00:43:36how did he do that
00:43:40how did he do that 77 78
00:43:48i can't believe it it's not possible it's impossible
00:44:00it's impossible for mere mortals but not for the master of magic
00:44:06wait is he the real master of magic
00:44:11the mr wreck you used showmanship the transformation on a massive scale ladies and gentlemen you have just
00:44:20witnessed the return of a legend because this man is the master of magic
00:44:36oh god i just made an axe of myself in front of the real master of magic
00:44:45without question i believe i speak for all three judges to declare that daniel is the winner of this
00:44:51competition ladies and gentlemen you heard it daniel wins the competition
00:44:58daniel
00:45:06please please forgive me i was just so inspired by example growing up
00:45:11that i feel as if you've been with me every step of the way how dare you lie to me
00:45:15you swore to me you learned everything from him you're nothing but a fraud get out of here
00:45:24i've spent the last six years looking for you i'd almost given up hope i'd ever find the master of
00:45:30magic
00:45:31because i know that before you were the master of magic you were a world-class cat burglar
00:45:40tonight the diamond nebula casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year i'm pulling
00:45:46together an organization to take it i'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars that you'd make
00:45:52more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage here down payment to show you i'm serious
00:46:01so what do you say ready to make some real money i won both rounds to competition didn't i
00:46:10well yes the mr kensington gets to keep his theater that was the deal right of course
00:46:19but what do you think of my offer i think of your offer
00:46:30now why don't you get out of here before i conjure a horse out of your ass
00:46:37that was so good
00:46:43wow everybody give it up for the master of magic wow
00:46:50you know daniel when i first saw you i knew that you were special yeah of course
00:46:56i mean even an idiot could see he was the master of magic and honestly um i just feel
00:47:03so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now
00:47:07wow you guys are acting like you had his back this whole time after all the abuse you heaped on
00:47:15him earlier no we were just joking right guys you're gonna stay with us right daniel yeah of course
00:47:25he's gonna stay with us we're just you know doing some love the three of you your actions were a
00:47:32disgrace
00:47:34disrespecting the greatest magician of all time
00:47:38i think daniel should decide what your punishment is punishment is a very strong word
00:47:44no we don't
00:47:44first of all i don't like that you know
00:47:48i do think maybe a little public humiliation will do you through some good
00:48:02that's the most embarrassing thing i've ever seen disgusting
00:48:15so you're really him
00:48:18master of magic i don't feel i am worthy to be on the same stage as you if um if
00:48:26you want to stay
00:48:28i gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance but uh whether you stay or leave it's
00:48:35well it's completely your decision so what do you say
00:48:43if you knew how i'd let eric die you'd hate me
00:48:48i'm not the master of magic that may be true but nobody else could ever do what you did
00:49:10i'm not pure
00:49:11that bracelet could daniel be eric's brother
00:49:28hey all this time and i didn't recognize you daniel angier but you're still the same
00:49:35the older brother looking out for the smaller kid
00:49:38anytime eric got hurt he'd come running
00:49:50eric knew what he was doing and he was so proud of you the only time you let him down
00:49:57so when you stop being the master of magic eric believed in you and your gifts don't let your
00:50:06guilt take that away you're still the master of magic you just have to claim it
00:50:19where'd he go daniel daniel we want an interview i could have sworn you went this way to be here
00:50:36somewhere
00:50:45you're your friends ah well that sounds awful
00:50:56you
00:51:01you
00:51:02you
00:51:02you
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:33Well, you knew we could get together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:55This looks way worse than the one we were kids.
00:51:59Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:16What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:18Good business.
00:52:21That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:37Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor to squeeze every dime out of it and funnel it into my
00:52:54casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:56Nah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:06See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:27You can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what's he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:35Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay at my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:53Paying once millions for this place.
00:53:57I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah.
00:54:07Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:15I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:54:56Lily.
00:54:57System logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:02Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:08Anna Vita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:14They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:18Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:30So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:49And then snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be big enough.
00:55:58Ladies, please.
00:56:01Let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:23Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:25He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31Is nobody here?
00:56:33Maybe he could be our father.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in no reason.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it come in.
00:56:40We could double cross him easy.
00:56:44Alright.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:46And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:50But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see the cart of a deader boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:04You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:13First you're going to need a key.
00:57:15You got that.
00:57:16A key.
00:57:18And then...
00:57:20Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:25You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:42This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:57:50Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink with water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow a spell.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Oh!
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:03Jesus Christ.
00:58:05I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:08Here, let me just...
00:58:08Let me help you just wipe.
00:58:10No, no.
00:58:10Get off of me, man.
00:58:11This is garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:13Yeah.
00:58:13Garbage.
00:58:14Just...
00:58:16He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's out of a failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:29Like the same thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:55Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip cart.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing it?
00:59:03How...
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Like this?
00:59:10Those chips did not come from the cart.
00:59:12No one is that girl.
00:59:14He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:19He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21If he's clearly an amateur, which is good,
00:59:23he wouldn't want to double-class the girl.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:28All right.
00:59:30They'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:39Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:41Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:45All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:48Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's place.
00:59:53Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:55It's time for epistraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards,
01:00:01they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:18and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:20has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it look like Neanderthals scolable.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch her professional work.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:39Watch her sway.
01:00:42It is already starting so hard.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before then, the headluck monocle.
01:01:05So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself in three, two...
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:14Can you smell that?
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:19Oh, my God.
01:01:21Oh, my God.
01:01:23Oh, that scent.
01:01:24I get the disease.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:28Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Dammit.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on Dammit.
01:01:36It's fine.
01:01:36I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And that stupid captain means I will try again any real work.
01:01:42They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new distraction now.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to distract the guards, they will catch him.
01:01:52They'll kill two guards with one stomp.
01:01:57You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:01These vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:07He'll get arrested and that will be the big distraction that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:28Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:29Realizing it looks too bad for him.
01:02:34Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:37My priceless, one-of-a-kind two-faced trick coin.
01:02:41It's hard to let go.
01:02:42But to save the orphans, I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using Zindra slot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:51How is he going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough to be a foul guard.
01:03:00My bedroom is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No way.
01:03:21Oh my gosh!
01:03:28Amazing!
01:03:29On your first try!
01:03:30What?
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:32How did he do that?
01:03:33Oh my goodness, he probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real distraction.
01:03:49The slot machines are paying out!
01:03:59Code 11. All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:03That's impossible!
01:04:04Why did Sam Hill just have it?
01:04:05Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:07Ladies, are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginners look.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into six years ago.
01:04:33To steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in without us.
01:04:39Don't think I want that little smokey here to take a piece out of you if you try to double
01:04:43-cross us.
01:04:44Didn't your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:50Hot blazes! How did that happen?
01:04:58You were gonna pay for that!
01:05:00Don't worry, it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:07That's right.
01:05:08We're too good.
01:05:09We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic that excludes you in our league.
01:05:14Oh, whatever.
01:05:14Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It is time for the professionals to work.
01:05:23Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:05:27She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all in one
01:05:31week.
01:05:32Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:33Just as I thought.
01:05:35Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:40No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah.
01:05:44Me.
01:05:45Fortunately, that one thief lost me six years ago.
01:05:52Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03One down.
01:06:04Three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:11False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:16Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute.
01:06:20We don't have a minute.
01:06:21How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:24Somebody shut him up.
01:06:26Eleven.
01:06:27Well, I'm just saying, you've taught us before, so...
01:06:30No problem.
01:06:31Stop bothering her with your questions and just standing in the corner like a good little boy!
01:06:34Five.
01:06:36Four.
01:06:37Three.
01:06:38Two.
01:06:41Three.
01:06:42Two.
01:06:45Intruder alert canceled.
01:06:48Got it!
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:52How was I supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock like an IBV International vault?
01:06:57You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:02Uh...
01:07:02Give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:05Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:09You really think you can be faster than me?
01:07:11I am the one who cracks the safe, not to.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:15This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alisa, you got this.
01:07:18No.
01:07:18She doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:21She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:24You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:07:32Hmm.
01:07:34Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:37Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:46It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53Quiet, idiot.
01:07:54I almost found it.
01:07:55Alisa.
01:07:57What?
01:07:59Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him and then say that we stopped him from
01:08:06robbing the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up what I already started.
01:08:13Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:23What the hell are you doing?
01:08:25Is this idiot trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if you'd stop talking and listen, you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel, we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up.
01:08:41Pickle him.
01:08:45Now for the magic words.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:09:00What the hell?
01:09:01Impossible.
01:09:02Who are you?
01:09:04Are we in over our heads?
01:09:06Ladies.
01:09:06I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20God damn.
01:09:22There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:26I am finally going to buy the mention of the KISPNC.
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:48You think you are so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:09:56We played you the entire time.
01:09:58And you didn't even notice.
01:10:00And you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:02They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:05Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:08All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought you could hang with the three links.
01:10:14You were just our fault.
01:10:15That is what happens when you try to run this city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim.
01:10:22We got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:28Whoa.
01:10:29This is more than I even thought.
01:10:32Barry is so paranoid he put all his valuables in here.
01:10:36Come on, ladies.
01:10:36We can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:41A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall.
01:10:46He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:49It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy.
01:10:53But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that next time.
01:11:00Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:03Who...
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:08You know exactly who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads!
01:11:14Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:16A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:17Calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:20He's...
01:11:21He's not a nobody.
01:11:23He's...
01:11:23Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:26We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:28He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:31You fools!
01:11:33Please...
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:35Let us go.
01:11:36Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy like...
01:11:40reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:49What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:03No.
01:12:04Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh.
01:12:09Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:19My pink ass.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:24The geriatric huckster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:35That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick, huh?
01:12:46But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:12:50I put him down like a dog.
01:12:53I should've put you down that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:57We're gonna finish that job right now.
01:13:01BOOM!
01:13:02BOOM!
01:13:02BOOM!
01:13:06Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23You're probably thinking,
01:13:24I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:27And you know why you didn't?
01:13:29You blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:34Sweet.
01:13:36You guys brought flowers.
01:13:40You shouldn't have been a zombie!
01:13:44You haven't been a zombie but I've always been a zombie.
01:13:46No!
01:13:47No!
01:13:51No!
01:13:52No!
01:13:53No!
01:13:53No!
01:13:54No!
01:13:54No!
01:13:55No!
01:13:56No!
01:13:57No!
01:14:00No!
01:14:05No!
01:14:09What? How did you do that?
01:14:12Blassoed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened? Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police are on their way and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:14:22Oh, and don't worry, it's just a flesh wound. I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:14:27Now why would I go to prison? You're the thief. You're stealing from me.
01:14:32It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the United States.
01:14:39Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:14:42Guess who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:14:51No! No! No! No! No! No!
01:14:54It's out of here!
01:15:07We did it, Eric.
01:15:09Untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage and put those kids through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love all the colors in the stained glass windows.
01:15:27And the library.
01:15:30We get brand new books every day.
01:15:33I still can't understand how you found the money to pay off all those loans.
01:15:38You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
01:15:43Mommy, Daddy, let's get ice cream for the show!
01:15:46Yeah, ice cream.
01:15:48You read my mind.
01:15:49You're like a little magician.
01:15:50Okay, I guess we'll see you next week.
01:15:52Always looking forward to it.
01:15:54Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:02Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the Angier Magic Team.
01:16:08The one, the only, the only mistress of magic herself, Charity, Angier.
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