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00:02You

00:03Don't look away

00:16I might just do this all day

00:36I sweat I sweat when I eat I sweat when I sunbathe I sweat when I you know when I

00:42sweat

00:44But most important of all I sweat the small stuff the decisions that will make or break the spirits of

00:50a comedian

00:50So put some more water on the sauna coals and bring me some lemons because things are about to get

00:57hot

01:00Please welcome Amy Gledhill

01:17A man who told me recently in confidence that whenever he walks a dog in his local neighborhood

01:22He never cleans up her poo and I quote him. What do I care if people get poppy shoes?

01:28They should watch where they're walking

01:44Okay for a little team bonding activity up for that. Yeah, just drink it how I drink it ready. Yep.

01:50Here we go. Hit it

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15:51Well, it's time for the final attempt. On the big screen, Kamel has played a genetically engineered cosmic powered near

15:56immortal superhero in a global franchise. He's also spent 20 minutes doing this.

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23:18Do you want me to tell you who was the slowest?

23:24Yes.

23:25The slowest just was Kamel 35 minutes 56 seconds 35 minutes I did that and 56 seconds and weirdly you've

23:35done it pretty well

23:39Amy asked twice as many questions as you but she asked a question every 11 seconds

23:4633 minutes and 25 seconds

23:48Wow

23:49Well now for two super switched on guys there are Mando and Joel

23:55Is it

23:57Is it meat?

23:58Is it bird based?

24:00It is yes

24:02Is it an egg?

24:04No

24:04Wait, wait, what did you say no to?

24:06Wait, what did you say? Wait, wait, wait, wait

24:08What did I ask?

24:09Have you ever thought about simplifying the rules?

24:11Yes cabbage

24:16Is it chips?

24:18Yes

24:19What was my last one?

24:21Yes, it's chips

24:21Is that a question?

24:23Is it trifles?

24:24Yes

24:24Is it ice cream?

24:26Nothing to do with trifles

24:29It's trifle then

24:30No similarities

24:35What put it back on you still don't know exactly exactly what it is keep going

24:39Do you enjoy them with vinegar?

24:44Yes, it's chips still

24:46It's chips

24:48Yes

24:51No, what are you doing?

24:53Oh, what?

24:54I thought I was supposed to say what it was in an opelish

24:57You have seen it now

24:59No, I haven't

25:00Will this stop if I

25:10Is it custard?

25:11No, if you stab your eye with a fork we'll carry on

25:20Oh

25:42Oh

25:43God

25:47It's custard in one bowl and mustard in another bowl

25:50Yes

25:50Oh

25:57it's custard and mustard is this a floor no it's definitely not so so that's yes so

26:03it's mustard and custard you can now open the cloche and eat it i've stopped the clock

26:14oh i think i need to like seriously go back to school or something

26:25what i don't understand was it got harder after i'd seen it

26:31you were both quicker than the outside too

26:34they looked at the food yeah exactly yeah armando looked at it after 10 minutes and got it right

26:40after 21 joel looked after six minutes and got it right after 26 and a half

26:49now neither of them got it right then they both looked again to get it right so they get nothing

26:53i imagine so time for a break put that phone down no doom scrolling stand up stretch your legs go

26:59into

26:59the garden and shout i am alive into the night sky i mean it do it now

27:15hello yes it's part three and it's an incredibly irritating task of play all the contestants have

27:21to do is work out what food is under the cloche whereas i have to answer their

27:24previous question incorrectly hashtag hard for horn and there's just

27:31one person left it's the final page it's joanna right there's got i can lift it and see how heavy

27:39it is oh it's very light i can smell it i can smell it it's savory is it savory is

27:49it sweet

27:50no yes it's savory

27:55i don't like it it's not that nice is it runny yeah is it hot oh no

28:06no well that means it's half and half then is it is it is it

28:12yellow yes is it cheese no what the hell is yellow and runny is it custard yes um baked beans

28:23no don't lift up the cloth it's custard it's custard but there's some other thing with it which is

28:29savory but it smells it smells horrible it smells of a bit like salad cream i'm just going to say

28:36some things you're right it's mustard or something oh you just said something i've been saying custard and

28:44you just said mustard i'm making a guess it's custard and mustard you may open the cloche

28:53but you managed to stack them god it stinks will you hold my nose for me please i'd love to

29:01you okay okay okay one two three go oh my god i roll them up oh my god i did

29:06you

29:07i'll stop with that

29:16yeah i mean let's say it as it is someone fucked up

29:21he sabotaged it i was doing so well no he gave you the answer he didn't sabotage

29:26the shaking system was good yeah the shaking was a good strategy when you know what was a better

29:31strategy having you tell her the answer i mean we're gonna have to allow it because it's his

29:37mistake not joanna's so but how did she do she won she did really well well done joanna yeah

29:43i mean we're gonna have to do is ask one question yeah because i had to answer every question

30:06incorrectly if you'd asked me what wasn't under the cloche i would have told you there was mustard

30:10and custard done doesn't matter alex

30:17alex you must fuck yourself

30:46alex hello there

30:50okay

30:53oh jeez that filled with that one two tasks

31:05if you opened this task first you must pop the balloon then open another task am i allowed to

31:11open this because you've got a choice of three to open if you open this task first you must spin

31:17three sixty degrees ten times then open another task well i'm not going to do that if you open this

31:23task

31:23first you must completely cover the balloon in tin foil

31:28then open another task what are you thinking i'm not really i think i've uh realized that's not really my

31:39vibe

31:46okay well first just like my third favorite battery it's double a armando and

31:51amy and just so you know my second favorite battery is a c because they're manly and my

31:55it's a triple a because they're cute here we go yeah i'm going to do the balloon first

32:00complete all three tasks fastest wins and you must inflect your voice at the end of every sentence you

32:05say fastest wins and you must end every sentence with the word mate your time starts now mate

32:12if you open this task first you must pop the balloon then open another task mate pop the balloon and

32:18then open another task top top open another task i'm scared of popping balloons mate all right

32:27mate oh mate if you open this house second you must put the tin foil and all the dice in

32:37the jar seal

32:37the jar then open another task okay mate yeah yeah yeah i've not quite got the inflection i've not

32:47quite got the inflection inflection two tasks done done two tasks done ah

32:57if you're the miss task third you must eat a yellow sweet then you are finished mate a yellow sweet

33:03then you're

33:03finished

33:07oh you fucker mate is it one of these dies it probably would be wouldn't it hang on i'll do

33:14this a bit more

33:15carefully

33:22does it look like a yellow dice dice dice is nice

33:33oh

33:38okay i have to eat the whole thing yeah don't choke okay mate

33:43let's get in the loop for a yellow sweet

33:51i've got the point mate

33:56where did you go uh i i can't remember but the good news is i found a yellow sweet

34:02so uh i'll just i'll just eat that

34:07where did you find it wrapped around a banana

34:22i thought until you found the sweet amy i thought we'd finally broken you

34:27there was one mate that i said not in my accent and that's when i knew i was angry because

34:32i said mate

34:34what did armando eat at the end it was a yellow sweet i mean well you said it was previously

34:40wrapped around a banana it was it was banana flavored yellow it scrapped banana skin off and tried to

34:45pass it off as a sweet wait so that was not a sweet it looked like a sweet didn't it

34:50yeah

34:51what was it it was a sweet it was banana it was it was banana skin why did you not

34:57take a piece of the

34:58actual banana why is it the only non-edible part i'll tell you this you could make an argument that

35:07i

35:08should disqualify him for that but i'm not going to because the whole thing broke my heart

35:16two more two more and now it's two stars from the 2020 film doolittle it is joanna and kamel who

35:22were both in doolittle i'm gonna just do this fine yeah complete all three tasks fastest wins and you

35:31must say i am kamel nanjiani at the end of every sentence that comes very naturally to me i'm kamel

35:37nanjiani and you must exhale and shake your head at the end of every sentence you say your time

35:45starts now if you open this task first you must spin 360 degrees 10 times then open another task

35:53you must completely cover the balloon in tinfoil then open another task i'm kamel nanjiani

35:57one two three four

36:04cool one done i'm kamel nanjiani

36:10okay i'm gonna go for this one

36:14if you open this task second you must spin 360 degrees 20 times then open another task i'm kamel

36:27all the dice in the jar oh my god i'm assuming

36:39one two three four five oh and i've just found a sweet but it didn't say to put the sweets

36:45in

36:45so i'm keeping that because i probably need that for later on

36:49i'm kamel nanjiani i'm kamel nanjiani

36:55right if you open this task third you must wrap the yellow sweet in the tin foil then you are

37:07finished you must eat a yellow sweet then you are finished i'm kamel nanjiani

37:16oh that's not a yellow sweet is it i'm kamel nanjiani

37:20it's a pink sweet right right so i'm gonna suck this one because it might be a changing one

37:28where is there sweet there's a sweet somewhere but where

37:34where is it

37:42even an idiot would have to agree that's a yellow sweet i'm kamel nanjiani

37:48this is weird

37:52all right i'm gonna take this apart oh my god i'm sorry i'm quite astounded by my own thinking

38:00i am absolutely and utterly chuffed i've stopped the clock

38:04flipping it i'm chuffed are you chuffed are you chuffed i'm chuffed

38:13quite tired what sort of mood joanna was in at the end of that

38:16yeah it was at her relief yeah yes i think i went in like cameramen's pockets and stuff i was

38:23searching like everyone kamel

38:26greg were you asked to say your name in the style of roger moore

38:30i can't help it i'm kamel nanjiani

38:35okay time for the final ad break today's episode will end with somebody celebrating on stage

38:41with a jammy kebab and a prosthetic tongue oh i love jam he does he loves you

38:58i'll see you in a bit

38:58hello it's the final part of the show and we need to finish what we started in the lab

39:03our guys had to complete three tasks which they could tackle in whichever order they liked

39:08one person left he's part man he's part egg he's joel domilet

39:17complete all three tasks fastest wins and you must repeat the last two words of every sentence you

39:23say you say your time starts now starts now must pop the balloon then open another task another task

39:33you must eat a red sweet and then open another task another task red sweet

39:40red sweet is there a red sweet in here if you're looking for a red sweet i'm looking for a

39:45red sweet red sweet

39:50you're thinking about eating a little wax i'm thinking about eating the works the wax

39:56that's your red sweet is it

40:02that nice

40:04mmm okay we're saying you've done two tasks yeah can't wait for that waxy poop

40:09if you open this task third you must spin 360 degrees 30 times then you are finished yes i love

40:16this stuff

40:16here we go

40:20just in the red sweet

40:28one two three four five six seven eight you know four two six thirty five twenty six twenty seven

40:39twenty eight i'm getting fast 29 30. okay i can't stop i can't stop

40:51you started so fast i know

41:00look this episode i think we've we've learned there's a lot of things i'm not good at

41:07and spinning i'm good at that you were really good at it i mean you were so good you spun

41:11more

41:11than 30 times but did you have to say the last two words for the whole thing he was meant

41:16to you're

41:16right camo and after eating the wax seal he stopped saying the end of the sentence again but i

41:21imagine greg didn't mind because he liked the spinning so much i'll just check in he just

41:25do you mind about him not repeating the words i don't mind because he um spanned so many times

41:31so it doesn't matter if you do the task or not not really okay

41:38here are the scores joanna you were actually the slowest 11 minutes 30 so it's one point

41:43for you armando next nine minutes 12 including banana skin

41:48we'll allow it amy gets three points six minutes five seconds so it's between kamel and joel

41:54one of you took five minutes 40 the other four minutes 57

42:02joel you get five points

42:17oh that does seem grossly unfair please make you wait to the stage for the final dance of the show

42:34well then my boy who will be reading out the task i'm your baby boy amy clad hill thank you

42:40baby boy

42:42be the first to communicate the item to your team

42:47you must not make any noise you must use your pencil and ball and you must stare at both throughout

42:55you must stay on your spots at all times best team of communicators after five rounds wins

43:03fantastic okay is this is this a task where we have to follow the rules

43:10we're going to come over and show amy and joanna the first item this is the first one ready

43:17it's like charades it is charades

43:21so remember no noise you must use your items and stare at them ready ready

43:31don't roll it

43:32dogs right oh right it's a quick one and they're one of the rocks

43:37yeah good

43:40okay ready

43:46don't look right

43:49different reactions

43:51round two one nil to the team of two remember shout it out

43:54canoe rowing

43:56or um

43:57a gondola

43:59gondola

44:00gondola

44:01canoe

44:02ship

44:02canoe

44:03fennesse

44:04pirate ship

44:05sea

44:05sailing

44:06the ocean

44:10ocean

44:11ocean

44:12ocean

44:13she's out of us

44:16the gallery are actually checking it because here we're all about the rules

44:24we have analyzed the footage and the fastest team was

44:29joanna and armando

44:33so please put it around again

44:35you're tuning it up one more will get you the win but how big will the win be

44:39oh hello again hello i'm bad at this thank you no you won't be

44:43you're in movies you can do this

44:46i'm sure you can all know

44:48ready go

44:55stay on your spot come out the rules

44:58corn corn sweet corn corn cup nice and silent

45:01straw

45:02straw

45:02see there at night

45:03fork nice food

45:05what nice food

45:06supply

45:06sugar

45:08there are your items please

45:09Er, it's peas.

45:11Tink food.

45:12Food.

45:12Erm, spaghetti.

45:13Yes, it is spaghetti!

45:15Oh!

45:15Incredible.

45:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

45:19Amazing, guys.

45:20Just enough.

45:21That's great.

45:21All right, switch round.

45:22It's 2-1, they're back in it.

45:23Switch round again.

45:24Back in it.

45:25OK. Hello, Armando.

45:27Hi, Alex.

45:27Don't give anything away when you see it.

45:29Is that all right?

45:36OK.

45:40Please look at your items.

45:42Oh!

45:42Greg Davis!

45:43Yes!

45:46It's 2-2!

45:47Oh!

45:49Amazing!

45:51Wow!

45:53Back in the game.

45:55OK, well, it's the final one.

45:56OK.

45:58We can do this.

45:59We can do this.

46:00We can do this.

46:01OK.

46:04OK.

46:05Whoever gets this wins the task.

46:09WHISTLE BLOWS

46:10WHISTLE BLOWS

46:12WHISTLE BLOWS

46:30WHISTLE BLOWS

46:32WHISTLE BLOWS

46:33WHISTLE BLOWS

46:59WHISTLE BLOWS

47:02APPLAUSE

47:04How's that affected the final scores?

47:05Well, Armando, you won't believe it,

47:07is in last place with ten points.

47:09The other two boys are at the top.

47:11Kamel's got 18 points, but the winner of this episode,

47:13the first time he's won a show is Joel Dobbin!

47:15No way!

47:18Joel Dobbin wins!

47:22Please go and have your celebrations

47:24with the best combination!

47:35APPLAUSE

47:37APPLAUSE

47:47APPLAUSE

47:48APPLAUSE

47:53MUSIC

47:55MUSIC

47:56MUSIC

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