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Celebs Go Dating - Season 15 Episode 20
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00:03Tonight, it's the end of agency party, with unexpected arrivals, so buckle up for a bumpy ride.
00:15I'm just sat here now, like, what's going on?
00:18No idea, because so far the mission to lock in a plus one has proved a proper bum fight.
00:25Stephen called it quits with Clara.
00:27There's so much confusion in me. I don't know my ass.
00:31Loose lady Colleen met mischief maker Mike on a blind date.
00:35Oh, there you are. Colleen.
00:37But he's still not guaranteed a closing night callback.
00:41Queen of Aussie posse vibes Lucinda found snogs but no sparks until Oli got her chakras aligning.
00:48You do have quite a relaxed zen energy.
00:52But has he manifested a plus one?
00:55For celebs OG David, dishy daddy Anthony changed everything.
01:01But could their countryside curveball cost them?
01:04Do you want heads?
01:04I'm not really sure about the answer to that question.
01:07Ouch.
01:08James picked up the ball and ran with it.
01:11But only one match converted his interests, banter babe Dottie.
01:15Don't say get down with.
01:17Spending time with you is such a confidence boost.
01:19PK the player couldn't shake old habits.
01:22Like that?
01:23Yeah, I do like that.
01:24Until Joan rocked his world.
01:26If I kiss you, I don't know where life will be.
01:29Oh, please.
01:31Gabby arrived looking for a man.
01:34Shit.
01:35But toy boy Joelle loved a spanner in the works.
01:38You've got a great body.
01:39I'm old.
01:39So who will rock up with who as for one last time, our celebs?
01:43I'm just going to kiss you, Alan.
01:45Go!
01:46I don't want to give false hope to me, am I?
01:48Dating!
01:49Is that too much for you to be able to move into something serious?
02:08Welcome to the celebs go dated end of agency party.
02:11And by the looks of this sophisticated riverside venue, Tom's played an absolute blinder.
02:17I just want to fill the space.
02:19Come on, Tom.
02:20Those mini scotch eggs won't lay out themselves.
02:22Oscar, it's wondrous here.
02:24You're just expanding.
02:25How can you work here and not growing in?
02:27Depends how aroused you get around houseplants, I guess.
02:31Right, fix up incoming arrival.
02:33Threesomes don't come sexier than this.
02:35Oh, yes.
02:36It's the agents.
02:37Nothing turns me on like the curves on that spectacular shining dark.
02:41I'm home.
02:42Paul's Bonts, of course.
02:43Not the O2.
02:45Oh, I say.
02:48Oh, welcome, darlings.
02:51Oh!
02:51You've just outdone yourselves.
02:53I mean, how do you do this every time?
02:55Well, I always have something in my arsenal, darling.
02:58I thought he was dancing funny.
03:00Mainly for you.
03:02I'm so excited about today.
03:04For some celebs, we have a clue as to who they could be bringing.
03:08For others, we have no idea.
03:10And we've invited some special guests to really test the strength of the relationship some of our celebrities have made.
03:18Cheers, guys.
03:18Love you.
03:19Always a pleasure.
03:21Always a pleasure.
03:22See the sun go down again.
03:25So who's going to be leading the charge on today's festivities and arriving first?
03:30Flaunted in full throttle like the freight trainer flirtation he is, is David.
03:34But after some recent farmyard friction with Anthony, is he riding solo?
03:42Oh, get in, David, son.
03:45Bravo, you two beautiful bastards.
03:47Hello, baby!
03:50Howdy, people!
03:52I can't even hear you.
03:54Howdy, people!
03:56I'm glad that I've made it here with Anthony.
03:59But to be honest, I am putting on a brave face because there have been a few red flags over
04:03the past few days.
04:04I really need to get myself together with the agents to sort my head out.
04:08Oh, shit.
04:09He hasn't even had a canapé yet.
04:10The big revelation.
04:11Yeah.
04:12You've turned up to the finale with Anthony.
04:15Don't look too happy about it, lads.
04:17How are you feeling?
04:18Because it's quite a daunting process.
04:19Yeah, I think as this is coming to, like, the close now, I'm probably feeling a bit like,
04:23oh, my God, about it.
04:24But, yeah, no, it's great.
04:26I'm having a great time.
04:27What does he mean, coming to a close?
04:30He's making me feel like he doesn't even like me.
04:32Grab yourselves a drink and enjoy.
04:37I felt we were having to heavy lift that.
04:39Oh, yes.
04:40Yeah.
04:40For sure.
04:41Yeah, and we never have to do that.
04:43Well, after that positive start, who's rocking up next?
04:47I wanna sing.
04:48I wanna shout.
04:50Oh, it's Stephen.
04:52Hello.
04:52Is that a date?
04:53I see you smiling out on your right.
04:56What?
04:57Lucinda?
04:58Where's Ollie?
05:00If those two are banging, then I'm writing to Ofcom.
05:03Where was the trigger warning?
05:05Oh, wow.
05:06Yes.
05:07A dynamic duo.
05:08I don't know if that brought anyone.
05:11Lucinda, you've arrived solo without Ollie.
05:13Yeah, look, you know, it's a big one.
05:15I think in order for me to have an international relationship with all the logistics, I would
05:21have needed to have felt that as a full-blown yes.
05:25I really adore Dolly, and I have invited him here today, because I didn't get the chance
05:29to say, you know, really enjoyed you, but, you know, not quite for me, but come and have
05:34a drink.
05:34So far, we've got one potential break-up and one definite break-up.
05:39Great party, guys.
05:40Stephen, can we talk about your journey a little bit?
05:42It definitely has been a learning curve, and I feel like I've gained some insight, which
05:46was the least I wanted to gather from this, and I'm happy with that.
05:50Both of you are perhaps feeling in a better position to leave your time in the agency,
05:54ready for what might happen when you meet someone, 100%.
05:57And all the more ready to have all the awkward conversations.
06:00As long as I don't have to watch it, fill your boots some.
06:02I think this will be an incredible night.
06:04Yes.
06:04But in particular, we're hoping that we get blessed by one of the greatest MCs.
06:09Aye!
06:10Yee!
06:11How exciting!
06:11Out of the UK.
06:12Is Stormzy coming?
06:13We're hoping.
06:14I'm just grateful for having a real reason to be here.
06:17Oh, my God!
06:20Wow!
06:21Thank you, Stephen.
06:22Come on, party people!
06:23Hi, Ant.
06:24Hi, Gordon.
06:25How are you going?
06:25Good to see you.
06:27So, with three celebs added to the party mix, it's time to introduce our next special
06:32ingredient.
06:33PK.
06:34But is our Rasta Romeo riding solo?
06:37Maybe it's the loving in your heart.
06:39Of course he's not.
06:40He's with straight-talking statesider, Joan.
06:45P.K.
06:46Hogan!
06:48You two!
06:50Oh, don't they look lovely?
06:51Well, she does.
06:52He looks like a flasher in waiting.
06:54P.K.
06:55and Joan.
06:55What a vision!
06:56I like the trench.
06:57I like everything.
06:58Inspector Gadget.
06:59I dread to think what gadgets he's got under there.
07:02Was it an easy yes coming today with PK?
07:04Yeah, it was a very easy yes.
07:06You've been to a few good dates together now.
07:08Have you guys sealed the deal with a kiss?
07:12No.
07:13Not yet.
07:14Gotta be intentional.
07:15Yeah.
07:16Paul's just got a boner.
07:17Gotta make sure we're both on the same page.
07:20Wow, these new gums have got him talking like an agent.
07:23With Joan, I've done things differently.
07:25I've been mature, taken my time.
07:28So I haven't kissed her yet.
07:30And I want to get to know her more.
07:33I'm intrigued.
07:34There's something in there that's making me put on my binoculars
07:37and say, you know what?
07:39I need to zoom in.
07:40I'd be careful getting binoculars out in that coat.
07:43Joan, have you been impressed with PK?
07:45I have been impressed by him.
07:46I was shocked by him.
07:47I was expecting more of a menace than I got.
07:50And he was actually very much of like a gentleman.
07:53Surprisingly so.
07:54However, PK looks as surprised as the rest of us.
07:56Joan, can we just say thank God you joined this agency.
07:59Absolutely putting him where he needs to be.
08:01Great.
08:02We would love you to go grab a drink.
08:03Go and see the guys.
08:04And get stuck in.
08:06I've done awesome toys.
08:08You guys look so cute.
08:10I saw you there.
08:12Oh, you look amazing.
08:13You do too.
08:15And next into the fun house is Liverpool's fittest export
08:19since Stevie G's butcher's dog.
08:21Gabby.
08:22But is she running solo?
08:27Is she fuck?
08:29She's brought walking six-pack Joelle.
08:34Oh, my God.
08:36Joelle and Gabby.
08:38Hi.
08:40Hello.
08:42So how are you feeling, Gabby, about this whole journey?
08:45It's definitely been a roller coaster, I think.
08:47Of just stressing about things that weren't actually there.
08:50I was just creating problems because of one thing.
08:54The main thing is every time that I asked him to show up and prove
08:57that he was mature enough and basically deliver.
09:01And he did it every time.
09:02I think also what's underrated in this experience is how hard it is
09:05for the deities.
09:07Yeah.
09:07Right.
09:07And Joelle, we really give you your kudos.
09:09You really stepped up.
09:12Have fun at the party.
09:13Bye.
09:14This is a couple.
09:16Yeah.
09:17Yeah.
09:18Next in, he's traded rocks for remixes, but can he mix himself a
09:22match when it matters?
09:29Of course he can.
09:31Never in doubt when Dottie's about.
09:33Oh.
09:34Wow.
09:36Hot couple alert.
09:38James and Dottie.
09:40Steady on Ant, you're already on thin ice with Dave.
09:42Dottie, you're looking banging.
09:44James, you're not scrubbing up too bad yourself as well.
09:48And I appreciate you.
09:49You guys have been on a few dates now.
09:51How are you feeling?
09:52Good.
09:52Yeah, really good.
09:53Yeah, we had a lot of fun.
09:54I mean, we got on really well.
09:55We've obviously had a really good connection.
09:57We've laughed a lot.
09:58So much.
09:59We had a kiss.
10:01So, yeah, we're doing all right.
10:03Look at that.
10:03Look at that smile.
10:04We want you to have a fabulous time.
10:06So get on in there and enjoy.
10:08Thank you for your help.
10:08Appreciate you guys.
10:09See you later.
10:13And finally, last into the shindig, it's the darling of
10:17daytime TV, Colleen Nolan.
10:19But the big question is, has grey-haired grafter Mike done
10:23enough to earn himself an invite to the top table?
10:27Cause he has.
10:32What a couple.
10:33Simply oozing grace and dignity.
10:36Oh, shit.
10:37Well, that didn't last.
10:40That was so cute though.
10:46He's got you.
10:47He's got you.
10:48Mike is such an amazing guy.
10:49We get on so well.
10:51Makes me laugh.
10:52Am I getting butterflies in my stomach?
10:54No.
10:54That hasn't happened for me yet.
10:56But I'm not willing to throw the towel in like I normally would.
10:59I think we just have to see how it goes.
11:02Look at you both.
11:04A vision of beauty.
11:05You know, Colleen, how does it feel to have Mike here by your side?
11:10Oh, it's great.
11:11We've had the best time actually since we met every date we've been on.
11:14It's just been so relaxed and fun.
11:16Mike, we'd love to know how you feel about Colleen.
11:20I love Colleen.
11:22Steady on.
11:22And being with Colleen.
11:23And actually each time more and more so, I get to know you more and more.
11:27Is that what you told me to say?
11:28Yeah.
11:29It's well worth ÂŁ20.
11:3020 quid in this economy?
11:32Go and grab yourself a drink.
11:34Go and enjoy, guys.
11:35I'm going to look forward to seeing you later.
11:36Thanks so much.
11:37So good to see you.
11:40I really like Mike.
11:42Oh, Mike's sweet.
11:49So, with all our famous faces suited, booted and fully accounted for.
11:53This is hot property.
11:55I can tell you.
11:56It's time for the agents to drop their ceremonial curveball.
11:59If I can get your attention, can I give you a very big and final welcome
12:03to all of our wonderful celebrities and datees.
12:07Thank you for being here.
12:08Woo!
12:09Yay!
12:10Yes!
12:11Yes!
12:13Now, listen, guys.
12:14Look, we know that love cannot survive in isolation, right?
12:17Okay?
12:17Our partners, let's be honest, they must fit in with our lives
12:20and, of course, the important people in them.
12:23So, this is why...
12:24Here it comes!
12:28We've invited your closest friends and family to join us today.
12:32And there it is.
12:34You might want to get to the bar sharpish before the queue forms.
12:38Oh, for fuck's sake.
12:39I don't believe this.
12:40I have no idea who they're going to bring into this mix.
12:44Neither do I, but if it's Richard Maidley, they might as well give us the BAFTA now.
13:01Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where the feel-good vibes at the end of Agency Bash have just fizzled
13:07out like a cheap firework.
13:09We've invited your closest friends and family to join us today.
13:15Now get another Brissacca, I think.
13:17Until now, the celebrities have been dating in isolation.
13:20So having their friends and family join them will be the true test of the connection they think they've made.
13:26So get ready to have a mingle.
13:29It's at times like this that I'm glad my family all hate me.
13:33Are you guys kidding me? This game was already stressful, you know?
13:38Here they come, dressed and kill with a licence to grill.
13:44Mrs. H, legend!
13:49So James is going to introduce Dottie to his mum for the first time.
13:54Cannot wait for this.
13:55So, Dottie, this is my mum Susie.
13:57Lovely to meet you.
13:58You look gorgeous.
13:59You look pretty good yourself.
14:03Is this making you nervous?
14:04I mean, look, things are going really well with Dottie.
14:08I'm having fun.
14:10But rule number one is your partner has to get on with your mum.
14:13Otherwise the wheels come off.
14:15That's only the half of it, big guy.
14:17Because you've got to impress Dottie's BFF Kinvara too.
14:21How are you doing?
14:21Good. How are you?
14:22Very well, thank you.
14:23Let the double-sided grill fest commence.
14:26James has always, always brought home girlfriends.
14:31Always.
14:32Good luck, Dottie.
14:33But I'm very interested to meet Dottie.
14:36Brace yourself.
14:38Incoming.
14:39Has he been good?
14:41That's the thing.
14:42Because he can be a bit, mm-mm.
14:44Plot twist.
14:45Mrs H has turned her sights on Jimbo.
14:48No, it's been good fun.
14:49I think I challenge him quite a bit.
14:52He does need challenging.
14:54Because he needs a bit squashing actually.
14:56Because the ego is nearly as cold as him.
15:00I love this woman.
15:02I don't think I've rubbed your ego at all, have I?
15:04No, I think I've been on Best B.
15:05I think we've had a lot of fun.
15:06We've laughed a lot.
15:07We laughed so much we cried.
15:09We did.
15:10Yeah, yeah.
15:11James' humour, which might take ten words.
15:16Your brother Edward will kill you in three words.
15:20I think we know who Susie's favourite child is.
15:23And, I'm not saying you can't.
15:25Yeah.
15:25But your brothers are much better cooked than you.
15:28Yes, but has he played rugby for England and DJs in Ibiza, Mrs H?
15:32Mum, thanks for turning up.
15:34What's her negative part?
15:36She's a green flag all the way.
15:37Okay.
15:38She's the most loving, caring, funny.
15:40You'll never meet anyone with more drive.
15:42Also.
15:45So, voila.
15:47Have you passed the mum test?
15:48I've passed the mum test.
15:48It sounds like you haven't even passed the mum test yet, Jimbo.
15:52Edward, on the other hand.
15:53Every time we get sweeter.
15:59Talking of motherly love, Colleen's son Shane Ritchie Jr. has yet to give his full approval
16:04for her Silver Fox mic, despite him already having shoveled shit on the family farm.
16:09Great to see you.
16:10Great to see you again, Mike.
16:12How are you doing, mate?
16:12Yeah, good.
16:13How are you, Mum?
16:13I'm all right.
16:14I'm so glad you're here.
16:15I know.
16:16Right, let's dig into you two a bit more.
16:18I want to know a bit more.
16:19Oh, God.
16:20Here we go.
16:20Play nice, Shane.
16:21Can he put up a fence?
16:23Calm down, check-a-trade.
16:24He's looking to snog your mum, not get work.
16:27It'd just be nice that someone could do something so I'm not spending loads of money.
16:32That's a diss to you, Shane.
16:33Get your toolbox out, you lazy bastard.
16:36Well, it's nice to meet you.
16:36We'll give you a call.
16:40Any odd jobs.
16:41Yeah, yeah.
16:41We'll call you.
16:43But not for any odd jobs.
16:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:45Just for someone odd.
16:47Yeah.
16:49Oh, Jesus.
16:50I like that, eh?
16:50You can take a joke.
16:51That's good to be in our family.
16:52Oh, nice one.
16:54Mike's slow and steady wins the race.
16:56Shane and Mike get on so well.
16:59I think they've got that same kind of cheeky sense of humour.
17:02And that's a real big plus sign.
17:05Because you always want whoever you're with to get on well with your kids.
17:08And he's smashed it.
17:11Would you like to know my two pence?
17:13Yeah.
17:13Yes, please.
17:14You both get on really well, like I see.
17:16You both have a laugh.
17:17My mum always says you've got to be able to have a laugh before.
17:20Yes.
17:20And I'm a firm believer, actually, that you can laugh anyone into bed, but don't even think about it.
17:24Nothing would make me laugh that much.
17:27It's being laughed out of bed that I hate.
17:33No time for lols for these three pros, though, because they've still got work to do.
17:37Tying up any loose ends with some on-site consultations.
17:40And first up, it's Lucinda.
17:43Hello, you guys.
17:43The light of our lives, Lucinda Light.
17:45Is this the last time I'm going to see you guys?
17:49I'm going to miss you all, I mean that.
17:51Math star Lucinda came to the agency looking to say, I do, again.
17:55And she wasn't shy of suitors wanting to take her up the aisle.
17:59Mmm, hairy.
18:01A double rejection at the stick, sir.
18:03I would respectfully decline.
18:05I also chose to not go on another date.
18:08Added to old insecurities.
18:10It's a continual journey to exempt a bigger body.
18:16Come on. It's okay. Let it out.
18:20But the arrival of Olly lifted her spirits once more.
18:24I mean, you couldn't script it, could you?
18:27You are radiant.
18:28You have brought so much light and relentless hope to the agency.
18:33Still got up. Absolutely.
18:34Even though I'm walking out as single as I walked in, it doesn't matter.
18:38I will never give up on love.
18:40Listen, what has surprised you the most about this process?
18:44I've been surprised that some of these lovely men have been really up for it.
18:50You know, locking lips and like talking about, oh, could we?
18:53You know, and that's given me a lot of confidence.
18:57These have been really divine mirrors that have reminded me, you know, that I'm worthy, I suppose.
19:10It will come when it comes. You know, I really believe that. I'm so emotional.
19:16It's okay.
19:20You know, we all want to be seen and be seen by others, I suppose, yeah.
19:26We see you.
19:27We see you, for sure.
19:29Taking that in. Thank you.
19:31I feel so tender talking to the agents.
19:34These guys have been such a beautiful cheer squad, you know, showing me that I'm dateable and that I'm worthy.
19:41And I walk away with a grateful and happy heart.
19:46So, Ollie.
19:47Mm-hmm.
19:47Oh, what a dear heart.
19:49You have invited Ollie here today with you.
19:51I wanted him to come and party.
19:53You know, he's a beautiful man.
19:55But I'd be fooling and pretending if I was going back to Australia next week and going, yeah, let's get
20:02logistic about that and have a relationship.
20:04It's important to not lead somebody on or do something for the sake of it, to say, actually, right now,
20:10I'm not in the position to move forward in my place.
20:13Thanks, Anna. I don't want to give false hope to anyone.
20:15Right, right.
20:15This is classic, lovely Lucinda, inviting Ollie to the finale, even though she is not inviting him in a plus
20:22-one capacity.
20:23She clearly knows where she's at, but does Ollie.
20:26So, it's really important that she has a clear conversation with him today so they both know the full picture.
20:32Thank you for everything that you've brought to us at the agency.
20:35Hey guys, thank you so much.
20:37I mean that.
20:38Aww.
20:40I love you guys.
20:41Thank you so much.
20:44Oh, our Lulu.
20:45Always the warrior.
20:52Hello.
20:53Oh, right on cue, Ollie's rocked up.
20:55But before that awkward chat, Joelle's got one to face himself as he meets Gabby's friend Tyler for the first
21:01time.
21:03Hello, what's your name?
21:04Tyler.
21:04Nice to meet you, Tyler.
21:06Nice to meet you, Joelle.
21:06Nice to meet you, Joelle.
21:07Tyler's opinion is paramount right now because I fancy Joelle so much.
21:11She knows me inside out and she will be brutally honest.
21:15Well, she won't be the only one dropping truth bombs as Joelle's got his mate Josh with him too.
21:20Nice to meet you, Josh.
21:21Nice to meet you.
21:22Gabby.
21:23I hope we've heard lots of things about me.
21:25I have.
21:25I have.
21:25I have.
21:25I have.
21:26I have.
21:26I have.
21:27I think he has.
21:28First of all, what's the tea?
21:29What's been going on?
21:30I want to know the energy between you.
21:33Tyler's not messing about.
21:34So I know a big factor for her was my age.
21:36Because how old are you?
21:3825.
21:38Yeah.
21:40It doesn't really mean anything.
21:41As long as I can bring what I need to bring to the table.
21:44Which is?
21:45Just ability, laughter.
21:48I know Gabby's looking for a bit of fun for our whole life.
21:51What's your idea of fun?
21:53Oh my God.
21:55What are your intentions?
21:56To get out of this conversation alive?
21:58My intention is to be that supporting factor.
22:02In what sense?
22:04Come on, Joel, you got this.
22:05I don't think he has, actually.
22:07I know that you're a great support network, but I'm trying to be part of that as well.
22:11So if you're not available, she always knows she can come to me.
22:14I think Tyler will decide who Gabby goes to.
22:16Thank you very much.
22:18What do you think?
22:19First impressions?
22:21Yeah, you're doing quite well.
22:22I did have my hesitations, if I'm honest.
22:25Yeah.
22:26Only because...
22:27He is there, you know.
22:28Because of the age.
22:30Yeah, we're all thinking it.
22:31We're all older.
22:32Do you think he would fit in the group?
22:33Yeah.
22:34I really, I actually think he would.
22:36Do you think it's good for me?
22:38Oh, the tables have turned.
22:40This is it, Josh.
22:41Don't hold back.
22:45I'm happy.
22:45I'm happy with what I can see.
22:47That's what I'm saying.
22:48You look happy.
22:49You look happy.
22:50He could not give less of a shit.
22:53Cheers to that.
22:54Cheers to that.
23:01Someone happy to be on their own today is Stephen, but just when he thought he was safe,
23:05looks like he's about to get a probing from Tom.
23:08Hello.
23:08How are you?
23:09I'm all right.
23:10I'm all right.
23:11Yeah.
23:11Well, I've been very impressed by you, because you've always been candid.
23:16Yeah.
23:16You've been candid with the agents, you've been candid with me.
23:18I've been candid with a couple of the people I've been on dates with as well.
23:22There you are.
23:23But that's been a lesson as well.
23:25Yes.
23:25To have conversations that you probably wouldn't normally be avoided and would probably create
23:31more confusion.
23:31So that's been, you know, that's been a lesson though.
23:34Long may this continue, I say.
23:37Not too long.
23:38Not a single bit.
23:39At least too flirty.
23:41But that's nice.
23:42At least you leave sort of optimistically thinking, I might not be finishing the process with
23:47somebody, but I finish the process perhaps a bit more ready.
23:51Absolutely.
23:52I think in a place where whoever I end up bumping into, I will be a better person for them.
23:59That's my hope anyway.
24:01Yes, I think so.
24:02Thank you so much.
24:03Oh, Tom.
24:05You're proper.
24:06Oh, Tom.
24:07You're proper.
24:08It's fine.
24:10So as Stephen and Tom hug it out, PK's hoping his best buddy Tyreek will welcome new girl
24:16Joan with open arms.
24:20You changed.
24:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:21You're wearing trench coats.
24:22All right then.
24:23No fuzz.
24:24Yeah.
24:24See, look, this is piece three.
24:25I'm saying he dressed up for me on our last date.
24:27I was shocked.
24:28Tyreek knows me well, and I'm scared that he could either jeopardise me or he can help me.
24:34If he likes Joan's vibe, he's going to tell us the good stuff about me.
24:38Right, Tyreek?
24:39Best behaviour.
24:40Is he romantic, would you say?
24:43Ah, very.
24:44Very?
24:45Very.
24:45R&B, flowers, the whole show, bang.
24:48You know what's so crazy?
24:49He did say that he would have brought me flowers and no flowers showed up.
24:52Yeah, that keeps happening to my wife too.
24:54I think there must be some sort of flourish strike.
24:57Is he your type though?
25:00He is.
25:01He's like just my type.
25:02Are your fingers drawn?
25:03You're already smitten.
25:04What?
25:05Got it.
25:06Where are you going for the boring guy?
25:07You're going to be bored.
25:08He's talking.
25:08You're just trying to snore.
25:09You're thinking about, bro.
25:10You might as well just be here.
25:11It might seem a little bit dangerous.
25:12It is dangerous.
25:13Yeah, it might be.
25:13But you like danger, Joan.
25:14I can see it.
25:15I don't know what you were worried about, PK.
25:17This guy's the ultimate hype man.
25:19Wait, I've got one question.
25:20See how you guys are so lovey-dovey.
25:21Yeah.
25:22Have you kissed?
25:25Oh, shit.
25:26It was going so well.
25:27Mm-mm.
25:28If it feels right, just go for it.
25:30Life is short.
25:31Yeah.
25:31You know what it is?
25:32I'm a shy guy.
25:34The roster king's now too shy to snog.
25:37Amazing what having some actual feelings can do to a guy.
25:45Over to a man who's been feeling all the emotions today.
25:48Hi, guys.
25:49Hi, guys.
25:50As David gets ready to unload onto the agents.
25:54David returned to the agency looking to make a genuine connection.
25:58I'm ready for someone to put a bloody ring on it.
26:00But he soon slipped back into some bad dating habits.
26:04What, you got a spicy ball?
26:05Spicy ball.
26:06I'm ready, baby.
26:08Then after opening up to the agents.
26:10I genuinely want to find love.
26:13Erm, sorry.
26:15David met Anthony.
26:17Oh, I'm having a really good time, thank you.
26:18Oh, no, me too.
26:20Yes, she was.
26:21Yes.
26:21And all was rosy...
26:24..until things got messy on a double date at Colleen's farm.
26:28You're not sure, are you?
26:29No.
26:30OK, he's not sure.
26:31Is he not sure?
26:32He's not sure.
26:32And he's been in a proper funk ever since.
26:36I'm in a bit of a predicament, guys.
26:38Oh.
26:39There's been a bit of a situation since the farm.
26:42Oh, go on.
26:43Erm, and he sent me a couple of texts this morning
26:46and it was just like, oh, excited, final day.
26:50We've had so much fun together and it's a shame it has to end.
26:56OK.
26:57I'm just thrown, guys.
26:58Did you respond to that text?
27:00I didn't respond to the last one.
27:02I'm just sat here now, like, what's going on?
27:05And I'm getting a bit upset about it because I don't really know
27:08where I stand in this situation.
27:10I don't want to go through this again where I'm getting hurt
27:13and I'm like, someone just switches on me last minute.
27:16Like, I don't want that.
27:21I'm sick of boys not knowing what they want, you know?
27:24Everybody feels it sometimes.
27:42Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where David's been laying himself bare to the agents
27:47as he shares his concerns about Anthony's true feelings.
27:50You need to know where Anthony stands.
27:53You need to find out the answers to how he feels about you
27:58and, crucially, what he wants moving forward and what he's able to give.
28:03In this moment, truly, what are you most scared of?
28:09I'm most scared of putting myself out there again to just...
28:12it come crumbling down.
28:14It's just like a failure.
28:17Another situation where I thought something was going to happen
28:21and it just hasn't.
28:22When you are left on a question mark,
28:25that is the shit that eats us up
28:28because we're then left wondering.
28:31Yeah.
28:31One thing's for sure.
28:32If you don't have that conversation today,
28:35it sounds like you and Anthony are done.
28:38I think both of you deserve answers.
28:40So, I think that's what you should do.
28:43Oh, guys.
28:50So, while David delays a difficult conversation,
28:54there's nowhere to hide for Lucinda
28:56as she gears up for a decoupling with Oli.
28:59Isn't this amazing?
29:00Poor geezer.
29:01Yes.
29:01Isn't it amazing?
29:02It's like, literally, it was planned for this day.
29:05Oh, God, I can't watch.
29:07I feel really nervous speaking to Oli.
29:10I've actually been sweating on this all week,
29:12you know, just to sit down and share my heart and where I'm at.
29:16And I really hope that he understands and takes it well.
29:19I've had a big think about our connection and you've definitely been my favourite of all the dates.
29:25That old chestnut, butter him up before you batter his dreams.
29:28But I think, you know, coming here, I needed, like, that blow-off-your-socks connection
29:36to have an international relationship with all the logistics.
29:42You know, I'm going back to Australia next week and it just wasn't quite that.
29:47But it just didn't feel right not to say it to you.
29:53I mean, how does that land? I just wanted to be really direct.
29:57Well, it lands perfectly because it's the truth.
30:00It's my, yeah, it's my dream.
30:01It's the truth.
30:02And you've had a good chance to think about it.
30:03I have.
30:04And if nothing happens, I hope we have a lovely friendship.
30:07You're such a cool cat.
30:09You're, like, fine with that, which is bloody great.
30:12I've just met a very grounded, wonderful, giving, genuine, authentic human.
30:18And I'm thrilled to have met you.
30:20And good to know you.
30:21Don't have to, but you're so welcome to come and join the party.
30:24I would love to.
30:25Yeah.
30:25Let's go and celebrate life.
30:27I love that you're a yes man on that.
30:30He's also not stupid enough to turn down a free bar.
30:33Now go and get shitfaced, Ollie.
30:42Hopefully it's not last orders for Mike,
30:44as Colleen tries to figure out if he's Mr. Right or just Mr. Nice.
30:49It's all been good though, hasn't it?
30:50Yeah.
30:51We've had some good dates.
30:52Yes.
30:53Every single time.
30:54Getting better.
30:55Yeah, we're all really good.
30:56Like, we get on great.
30:57You're just such a great guy.
30:59And we laugh.
31:00And I feel so at ease with you and all of those things.
31:03Oh, God.
31:04Is this going to be one of those butts that hits him straight in the nuts?
31:07But I'm not going to force it.
31:09It just takes time, doesn't it?
31:11Just get to know each other better.
31:13Yeah.
31:13See, I've immediately fallen for you without a doubt.
31:16And each time I've left any of these dates, I go home and buzz in the head spinning.
31:20Just thinking of you.
31:21Just can't stop thinking about you each time.
31:23Oh, Mike.
31:25I would definitely, definitely be interested in meeting again and see where it goes.
31:31Go on, Colester.
31:32Mike is such a nice bloke and I am so, so happy I've brought him.
31:37And regardless of what happens now with Mike, I've loved every single minute of it.
31:42And I wouldn't change a thing.
31:45It's an expression I've never liked, but it's growing on me.
31:48It's to go with the flow.
31:49Let's go with the flow.
31:50Let's go with the flow.
31:51Look at him.
31:52He's writing her a follow-up to his Radiant Eyes song, As We Speak.
31:55Heavenly Hair.
31:56So let's enjoy the rest of the night.
31:58Right.
31:58Let's do it.
31:59Let's do it.
32:00Let's link.
32:01So, while Colleen's found her missing link in Mike.
32:05I've run away, I've run away.
32:08Massive mammal Jane still seems to be impressing Dottie,
32:11despite taking some hefty sibling swipes from Mama Haskell.
32:16How do you find me at my mum?
32:17She's a legend.
32:18She's great.
32:19Yeah, I can see where Edward gets it from.
32:21I never ask, because once this is finished, we've got to work out what we're going to do next.
32:25I mean, we obviously haven't had three dinner dates.
32:28Yeah.
32:28Is that the kind of date you like, or is it something else you want to do?
32:30Yeah, I wanted, like, I think we can do something different.
32:34What would you like to do?
32:36Do something fun.
32:38So it's fun?
32:39It's something fun?
32:40Oh, God.
32:41Because in the first three days, I was trying to make them not fun.
32:44Oh, you said fun, Dottie.
32:46Oh, no.
32:52But yeah, we got to a good place, so I'm very excited about the whole process.
32:56I think I've done well.
32:57His mum had a point about that ego.
32:59Cheers.
33:00Cheers.
33:09I've had an amazing time with Dottie.
33:11I'm really glad I'm ending this whole process with her.
33:15I'm really excited to see what the future holds.
33:18Cheers to us.
33:19Cheers.
33:19Cheers.
33:20Cheers.
33:24So with kisses and chemistry for James, back inside it's mixed messages and mystery for David,
33:30as he still tries to figure out whether Anthony is in it for the long haul,
33:34maybe their respective best friends Ellie and Fiona can help them clear the air.
33:38So how's it been?
33:39Yeah.
33:40Yeah, it's been good.
33:41No, it has.
33:41It's been good.
33:42It has been.
33:42We've had such an amazing time.
33:44Like, just fun laughing.
33:46Yeah, we've had like really fun dates.
33:48What's the feeling?
33:49What's the vibe?
33:51Romantic.
33:52That's it.
33:52Don't beat around the bush, Ellie.
33:53Yeah, there's a vibe.
33:54What does he mean?
33:55A vibe?
33:56A vibe is me going to my mum's for a roast dinner.
33:59Like, I'm really worried now that this guy is just not telling me the truth.
34:04I really need to speak to him.
34:06Like, obviously you've known him a long time so you've seen him with a lot of other people.
34:10Married twice.
34:11Yeah, alright Fiona.
34:12You're meant to be fighting his corner here.
34:13Married twice.
34:14Have you seen him like this before?
34:16Like, does he seem excited?
34:18Yeah.
34:18Very excited.
34:19Really?
34:20I've seen more excited funeral directors.
34:22I think Anthony is always very cautious now because I think having been married twice.
34:28Yes.
34:28Jesus.
34:29Who invited the divorce police?
34:31Definitely.
34:32It makes you think more carefully before you jump straight in.
34:36You're going to see each other more then?
34:37Yeah.
34:37Here we go.
34:38Moment of truth.
34:41David?
34:43Anthony?
34:45Anthony?
34:47David?
34:47What did?
35:01Welcome back to the CelebsGo dating end of agency bash and away from the fun and frolics…
35:07Hello.
35:09Hello, hello, hello, hello.
35:10P.K.'
35:11P.K.'s catching up with the agents.
35:12Look at that cheeky little chappie.
35:14There he is.
35:16P.K. arrived at the agency brimming with bravado.
35:20Yes, I've got a roster of over 20 girls.
35:23Which did not impress P.Dog.
35:25All the stuff about the women, like, at best, is immaturity.
35:30At worst, it's misogyny.
35:32And after a string of first dates...
35:34She just kissed me.
35:36Oh, OK.
35:37A-dubs called him out again on his immaturity.
35:39You're a terrible dater.
35:41Don't be a fuckboy.
35:43The arrival of Joan on the scene saw the Joker finally get serious.
35:47I know what I want.
35:48I need real love.
35:50Prompting hopes that P.K., the player, might finally be hanging up his boots.
35:54You're good looking.
35:56You're the best.
35:57Quite honestly, from the first session that you had with Dr. Tara and myself,
36:01I thought, oh, here we go, we have a player.
36:03But very quickly, you implemented change.
36:06I've been getting a lot out of this.
36:08Because I think I hide everything with vibe.
36:12I'm still finding out some of my core values.
36:15Like, I ain't got it all figured out.
36:17And it's one of them things where, like, slowly working on myself,
36:20I know I'm going to figure it out.
36:22And it's no rush.
36:23I think that's beautifully honest.
36:25Well done, P.K.
36:26He finally does seem humble.
36:28You're here with Joan.
36:29So what are your intentions with her?
36:31All right, Paul, you're not her dad.
36:32I feel like my intentions are just to continue to see where things go.
36:37And I feel like that's probably one of the reasons why I probably haven't kissed her.
36:42Because I know there's sexual chemistry there.
36:45But I feel like once you put a kiss into the equation, you're taking it to that next level.
36:50I don't want to do things the way I've done things before.
36:53Like, because it hasn't worked for me, clearly.
36:57Joan's just such a nice person.
36:58The romance is on.
37:00Cupid is just there like this.
37:04I feel like the agents have liquidated the roster.
37:07They've done what no one else has been able to do.
37:10I'm actually roster free.
37:12Look, P.K., we're just delighted to see that there's a lot more to you than you first gave us
37:18when you came into the agency.
37:21Time to party.
37:22So as P.K. heads back out, still biding his time for that first kiss.
37:26Bye, P.K.
37:28Over to a couple who've been tickling each other's tonsils since the Tenerife trip.
37:32It's Gabs and Joelle.
37:34Are you excited?
37:35I am excited.
37:36Are you excited?
37:36I'm nervous.
37:37Because I feel like we're being released into the wild life.
37:41Calm down, Michaela Strachan.
37:42You're in Greenwich.
37:43We've kind of been protected by the agency and by Tom and just like by them planning things and knowing
37:50who we are and what we want.
37:51But now it's like we're in it on our own.
37:55So this is where the real work happens.
37:58But as long as communication stays key and you don't go back into that mindset.
38:03Like we said, we've banned all that speaking about age and all that stuff.
38:06Yeah, yeah.
38:06That's banned.
38:07Yeah, yeah.
38:08I feel like I've had a proper journey in the agency.
38:12But being here right now with Joelle feels like the best possible outcome.
38:16You've literally done everything right.
38:19You are just a walking green flag.
38:20This is what we want.
38:22Just follow suit.
38:23Okay.
38:23We're all good.
38:31Okay, let's go.
38:32Bloody hell, she'll have him in Reigns next.
38:35And just kiss me.
38:38There's nothing left to lose.
38:41Right then.
38:41I don't know about you, but I've had enough of PK and Joan holding back.
38:45Surely a romantic trench coat convention and that backdrop will do the trick.
39:17So it's all for me.
39:21I don't know about you.
39:21I'm just going to kiss you.
39:23I'm just going to kiss you.
39:23Go, go Gadget Lips.
39:25You've got to get up and come get me.
39:27Come get you?
39:28Mm-hmm.
39:28I might just lift you up.
39:29Yeah?
39:30Can you lift me?
39:31Can I lift you?
39:32Yeah.
39:32Yeah.
39:33Yeah.
39:33Let me show you.
39:34Let me show you.
39:35I can lift you up.
39:36Let me see.
39:37Whoa.
39:39And I'm missing y'all.
39:42I wake up with strangers, kissing and kissing strangers.
39:45Feeling every other is just feeling anxious.
39:50Yes, PK.
39:51Saliva successfully delivered.
40:02Not everyone's loving life as much as PK because David still needs to confront Anthony about
40:08the mixed messages of the last few days.
40:10Shall we have a little sit down?
40:12How nice is this?
40:16Are you okay?
40:17Yes, I'm really good.
40:18I know I have to talk this out but I am so nervous to find out where Anthony's head
40:23at.
40:23I just don't want to get hurt.
40:26I'm going to be honest.
40:27Yes.
40:29Erm...
40:29For, like, since we were at the farm, I felt kind of like you was either backing off or
40:35your energy had changed.
40:36And, like, obviously, like, this morning when you messaged me and stuff, I was like,
40:39oh, it's the final day.
40:41And then it's a shame it's over.
40:43And because I didn't know how you was feeling over the past couple of days, I thought you
40:47meant, does he want this done?
40:49Right.
40:53Like, this is going to be a process for us to work through for me because, unfortunately,
40:59I probably am a bit damaged and probably need to fix that.
41:04In the past, I've been hurt.
41:06Erm, I've been cheated on.
41:08And that's not your fault.
41:10And I need to learn a way to put that in a box and put that in the past and
41:14move forward
41:14in my future.
41:15But you don't even have to do that because I am a very supportive person.
41:19What I need to know from you is the things that you need to work through, is that too much
41:26for you to be able to move into something serious?
41:34For me personally, I think I want to carry on.
41:37In a way, it blows my head that I've come onto this experience and already you mean the world to
41:43me.
41:43You do.
41:44I think the world of you.
41:47And I will try and look after you as best I can and do my best.
41:51Like, I will be there for you.
41:53Like, I will.
41:54Yes.
41:54And if you're feeling like a shit about something, just tell me.
41:58Like, I'd rather know than not know and think, why is he being quiet?
42:02Like, why is he not to be like...
42:03Do you know what I mean?
42:04And I need to learn not to be like that and talk and communicate more.
42:09I feel like we get on so well.
42:12Do you know what, though?
42:13I will say, I have this massive love for you.
42:15Holy shit.
42:16You just dropped the L-bomb.
42:18You are amazing.
42:19So, yes.
42:20Like, you're my sexy daddy.
42:23Can I give her your kiss?
42:24Absolutely.
42:26Come here.
42:27Mmm.
42:29Mmm.
42:29Mmm.
42:29So, what's it gonna take for you to call me?
42:33And give it all I miss you.
42:35Cheers.
42:36Cheers.
42:37Oh, we're back in love, right?
42:39I just wanted to...
42:43Now I'm gonna have a bit of a...
42:45Shall we go and party?
42:46Yeah.
42:46Yeah.
42:47Come on.
42:47Let's go back in.
42:48Let's go and party, baby.
42:49Oh, nice one, you two.
42:51It's bloody freezing.
42:52Yeah, they really ought to invent some sort of clothing for legs.
42:56So, with love in the air and the bar tab fully spunked...
42:59Ladies and gentlemen.
43:00Ladies and gentlemen.
43:01Ladies and gentlemen.
43:01The agents have gathered the gang for a few important words.
43:08Congratulations from graduating from the dating agency.
43:11Yeah.
43:12Legal disclaimer.
43:13Not a formal qualification of any kind.
43:15You've all come on in leaps and bounds over the last few weeks.
43:18And we hope that you take our advice on board as you move through the world of dating.
43:22And to our deities.
43:24Thank you for putting up with them.
43:28Nah, bollocks to them.
43:29They got free champers out of it.
43:31Everyone has brought their own unique outlook to this process.
43:34And although you're all very different, we are incredibly proud of everyone here.
43:42What a way to go out, guys, with a huge bang.
43:45Someone better tell Dr. T she doesn't mean a group shag.
43:49Many of us know him by the name Steven.
43:52Oh!
43:54But many others know him by the multi-platinum artist Professor Greene!
44:00Yes!
44:01Finally time for the big man to shine.
44:04Good evening.
44:04My name is Professor fucking Greene.
44:10Just be good to him.
44:12Just be good to him.
44:14All I need is a way to be good to me.
44:16I'm an easy man.
44:18I'm easy, please.
44:19So you provide me with everything that I need.
44:22Fantastic.
44:23Wasn't it?
44:23Wonderful, wasn't it?
44:25Every single part of it.
44:26So good.
44:28Thank you for choosing me.
44:29You made the right choice.
44:30Oh, that's so nice.
44:31I mean, there wasn't a lot of competition to be fair.
44:34I blame the agents, lazy bastards.
44:36That walk street with you.
44:38Talk deep with you.
44:40Even sick.
44:41Spend no week with you.
44:42Green flags.
44:43You were literally just a green flag.
44:46Head over heels over here.
44:47Oh, wow.
44:48Happy wife, happy life.
44:50I wish I could keep my wife happy like that.
44:52Stop.
44:52My mum king is not ever his war in one.
44:55I've enjoyed my experience.
44:56I feel like I've learned a lot about my soul.
44:59Love is crazy.
44:59Do you like me?
45:00Do you feel it in your intestines?
45:01I do.
45:02Actually, I do.
45:03I'm going to make you feel something in your belly.
45:05That'll probably be Tom's Undercooked Chicken Bites.
45:12We've had ups, we've had downs, we've had lasts, we've had rights.
45:16It is a rollercoaster.
45:17But we love a good ride.
45:27You surprised me.
45:29Perfect.
45:30That was not my words to your words, but I'll tell you.
45:33Don't encourage him.
45:35I have had the most awesome time at this agency.
45:44Look, I may not have found love, but I think I'm edging closer to her.
45:48You know, I've dusted off the cobwebs and I'm ready to take it down under.
45:52Hello.
45:52Toadfish Rebecca's ears have just pricked up.
45:58I think there's been a lot that I can take from this process, but I don't feel hurried to rush
46:04into seeking more people to date.
46:07Performing Just Be Good to Green about being a bad boy and thinking, hmm, I was actually behaving like that
46:12at that point in my life.
46:13And not anymore, eh?
46:15Well, that's it for the class of 26.
46:17In a world run by lies and lunatics, this lot followed their hearts and only dropped truth bombs.
46:22Just trying to just be close to me.
46:25And I'd suck a fart out of all of their arseholes.
46:28Line them up.
46:30And I'd say, hmm, I can do this for the class.
46:37Hoping to be a bad boy.
46:41So I can do that for the class of 26.
46:44I can do that for the class of 26.
46:47In a world run by lies and tumultuous.
46:47You can do that for all of your eyes.
46:49And then, I'm going to try and get out of all of my eyes.
46:50And then, I'm going to be happy with my eyes to see where I'm out of my eyes.
46:50And, I'm going to try and get out of my eyes.
46:51You can do that for the class!
46:52And I'm going to try and get the way to meet my eyes.
46:54So I'm going to say just be close to the class of 26.
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