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00:13Hello? Is anybody home? Yeah, come on. We're freezing to death out here.
00:21Shut up. Thanks for brains. We agreed that I would do the talking.
00:28Hello. Lovely to meet you. It's a terrible night out, isn't it?
00:37Yup. Terrible. My friend and I are about two seconds away from freezing to death. Speaking of which, can we
00:50come in?
00:54Yeah, our car broke down just up the road from here.
01:01No, um, around the corner. You can't quite see it.
01:08And... I mean, your house was the only one with the lights on, so we figured you were the most
01:16likely to be awake.
01:19Any chance you could help out?
01:22It's just until the tow truck gets here.
01:28Please? I'd be so, so grateful.
01:36Oh, perfect. Thank you.
01:44This place is tiny. How does she stand it?
01:48Oh, shut it. I mean, stop being rude to our gracious host, you nincompoop.
01:56Besides, you say small and cramped. I say quaint and cozy.
02:03I didn't say cramped, but now that you mentioned it...
02:07So kind and wonderful human being who prevents us from freezing to death.
02:13What are you doing up at this hour?
02:16If you're hanging out with your girlfriend, for example, we'd sure hate to have interrupted.
02:26Oh, really? No girlfriend at all?
02:32That's... interesting.
02:34So does that mean you're alone?
02:36I mean, obviously there's no other humans here, but...
02:40What my friend means to say is people.
02:42And she doesn't know that, actually.
02:45How could she possibly know whether you were home alone or not?
02:49That doesn't make any sense.
02:53Oh, really?
02:56No one at all?
02:57Perfect.
02:59Aw, don't be scared of glowing eyes.
03:03Just look at me.
03:06And...
03:07Lights out!
03:09I like that.
03:18I still say we just kill it and move on.
03:21That'll send the same message.
03:23Only faster.
03:24Not yet.
03:26Keep it alive for the next few days.
03:29Has advantages.
03:31You can't be thinking of blackmail.
03:33No.
03:35Nothing so...
03:37Avert.
03:37What then?
03:40Look.
03:42If we kill it immediately...
03:47She'll just accept that it's dead and forget the whole deal.
03:52We don't get anything out of that.
03:55But if she senses it's still alive...
03:58Then we can drive her crazy as she tries to fear what happened.
04:03Precisely.
04:04But then we kill it afterward.
04:06As long as you make sure the head stays intact.
04:10After all, it still has to look pretty when we put it out on Spike.
04:15And you think she won't do anything about this at all?
04:19No repercussions?
04:20Of course not.
04:22Why would she?
04:23It's just a human.
04:26Even if she's taken a liking to it...
04:29She would look foolish in front of the court if she tried making a big deal out of one dead
04:34blood bag.
04:35And then, when she does nothing...
04:38She looks weak.
04:39And then...
04:40The shark starts circling.
04:43Drawn to the smell of blood.
04:45Heh.
04:46Blood.
04:46Uh-huh.
04:47And from there...
04:48Shh. It's waking up.
04:50Oh.
04:50So it is.
04:53Time to have some fun.
04:56Well, well, well.
04:58The queen's favorite human returns to the light of the living.
05:02So rude of us to leave it behind.
05:04I know, right?
05:05How inconsiderate.
05:08Now, human.
05:10What can she see in you?
05:13You're not...
05:14Much to look at.
05:19Don't play coy with me, blood bag.
05:22You know exactly who I'm talking about.
05:25So tell me.
05:27Why has she been visiting you?
05:30What makes you so special?
05:33I suppose it could just be the obvious.
05:36It may not look like much or have an excess of brain power, but Titans doesn't smell half bad.
05:44I'm getting curious.
05:46I'll tell you the truth.
05:48I have been considering that.
05:50It does smell better than your average...
05:53Human.
05:55I'm not sure if it's the right time yet, though.
05:58Oh, come on.
06:00What'd be the harm?
06:02You said yourself we need alive, not intact.
06:06Hmm.
06:07Well.
06:08Besides, wouldn't it be much nicer to look at with a few marks on its neck?
06:12I suppose we were going to, anyway.
06:16Enjoy, then.
06:17Finally.
06:18I'm starved.
06:22Well, human, you must be enjoying yourself.
06:26Tied to a chair while two gorgeous vampires talk about how good you'll taste.
06:34I'm told some humans pay for this kind of experience.
06:38But don't worry.
06:40The fun's only the beginning.
06:43Tilt your head for me.
06:46Tilt your head, or I'll break your neck.
06:51You know, humans can actually survive that.
06:55Not for very long, of course.
06:57And they're in constant agony all the while, but they're alive.
07:05Which is all I need from you.
07:07Now show me your neck before you make things even uglier.
07:14That's right.
07:16Obedience will make the remainder of your life so much less unpleasant.
07:23Well, parts of it, anyway.
07:26This will hurt whether you're obedient or not.
07:30Although, I'm told it hurts more if you struggle.
07:34So please, by all means, struggle.
07:42Can't you just feel the anticipation building?
07:45Will she bite me?
07:46Will I die?
07:48How much will it hurt?
07:50I personally just can't wait to find out.
08:10What the hell?
08:14This tastes like motor oil.
08:16What?
08:17What are you talking about?
08:18The human's blood is disgusting.
08:21Does the queen enjoy this?
08:23You're shitting me.
08:25I can smell it from here.
08:27Why are you lying?
08:29Do you think you're going to keep all of the blood for yourself?
08:33No.
08:34I'm being serious.
08:36Here, try it.
08:37Don't mind if I do?
08:40Shut up, human.
08:44Of course, you don't get a say.
08:57That's foul.
08:59What have you been eating, human?
09:01Told you.
09:02You never believe me.
09:04Because you always lie, obviously.
09:07Why would I?
09:11Oh, hush, human.
09:13It's just a couple of puncture wounds.
09:16You'll be fine.
09:17And if you faint from blood loss,
09:20we won't have to listen to you whining.
09:23Win-win.
09:23Besides, it's not like you haven't done this before.
09:29Ugh.
09:30This again.
09:31You're not fooling anyone.
09:33We know you've been meeting with the queen.
09:36Yeah, although now, we don't have any idea why.
09:41Maybe she likes this stuff?
09:44Here, try it again.
09:47Maybe it grows on you.
09:48You try it.
09:49I had too much already.
09:51Fine, then.
10:01Well, she can't have been drinking this.
10:11Uh, I just had a not good thought.
10:17What if we got the wrong human?
10:21It's being awfully insistent about that.
10:25We can't have.
10:26We got it from the right house.
10:29This is the human who lives there.
10:31No other sins except the queen's.
10:35It has to be lying.
10:40Shut up, human.
10:42This isn't about you.
10:44It probably should have told us the truth by now, shouldn't it?
10:48Why would it still be lying?
10:50Maybe it still thinks we let it go.
10:53Or maybe.
10:55Wait.
10:57Check its mind.
10:58What?
10:58Oh.
11:01Oh.
11:02You think?
11:04Find out.
11:07Hold still, human.
11:09Or this will hurt even more than I want it to.
11:23Anything?
11:24Hold on a minute.
11:25This isn't as easy as I make it there.
11:28Right there.
11:29Really?
11:30Yup.
11:30Fascinating.
11:31What do you think it means?
11:32Why would she...
11:35Quiet.
11:36I have to think about this.
11:38Well, have we messed up?
11:40What if this doesn't work?
11:42If she cares about the blood bag, then why...
11:44I said quiet.
11:47Human.
11:49Will you...
11:51You know what?
11:52No.
11:53I'm fed up with this piece of livestock.
11:57Cut its throat.
11:58What happened to keeping it alive?
11:59I don't care.
12:00And now I don't think it'll matter.
12:03Kill away.
12:04With pleasure.
12:08Oh, don't worry, human.
12:10If you hold still, it'll be practically painless.
12:14For me.
12:19Thanks for brains, you missed its arteries.
12:22Do I have to do everything myself?
12:25No, no.
12:25That was on purpose.
12:27This way I get to watch the light fade from its eyes.
12:31Nice and slow.
12:33Sadist.
12:33You know you love it too.
12:36Here.
12:37Come here.
12:37Look at that blood seeping.
12:40Doesn't it just look delicious?
12:41Not when I know what it tastes like.
12:44Yeah, but...
12:45The look of the thing.
12:47And the smell.
12:49Taste or no taste, it still smells good.
12:52Well...
12:53I can't deny that.
12:57Save your breath, human.
13:01You don't have many left.
13:03Aw.
13:04Look at it trying to.
13:07All right.
13:08Who in the hell...
13:09Oh, shit.
13:10What the hell is...
13:13No.
13:14She wasn't supposed to be able to find us.
13:16How is she here?
13:18What is he...
13:19What are you...
13:21Why is there so much blood?
13:24Well, now.
13:25Calm down, my lady.
13:26We're just treating on a human.
13:29Nothing wrong with...
13:30I'll kill you.
13:31What?
13:32Hold on, hold on a minute.
13:34I'll kill you.
13:36No, wait.
13:37This isn't...
13:39Human.
13:41Oh, God.
13:43Oh, God.
13:43Oh, God.
13:43That's too much blood.
13:45That's far too much blood.
13:48I don't...
13:51No.
13:52No.
13:53I have to stay calm.
13:55I can't help you if I'm not calm.
13:58I'll stanch the bleeding.
14:00I'm sorry, love.
14:03This will hurt.
14:05There.
14:09Don't worry.
14:15No.
14:16No.
14:16Don't worry.
14:18You'll be all right.
14:20I'll take you away from here.
14:22You'll be fine.
14:25You'll be safe.
14:29No.
14:30No.
14:31No.
14:31Don't try to talk.
14:33Don't move at all.
14:35It'll only hurt more.
14:37Just...
14:38Here.
14:39Look at me.
14:42Relax.
14:45Sleep.
14:52You will wake up.
14:54I promise.
14:59Rest.
15:01And dream of sunlight.
15:03I'm trying to do it, I'm trying to do it
