- 3 weeks ago
Bad Behavior HD ( Horror, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Thriller )
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00:00:00What is your deal?
00:00:10I got a big game on Friday. I mean...
00:00:16Look, it's no good. I need my fluids.
00:00:20Your fluids?
00:00:22Yeah.
00:00:24Hey, Mary Jo, I'm curious.
00:00:28Why would you do something like that?
00:00:32Why not?
00:00:34It's self-mutilation, really.
00:00:42Self-mutilate this, fluid boy.
00:00:58Good find, girl.
00:01:02Yeah, good find.
00:01:04Who's that?
00:01:06Who's that?
00:01:18Oh, shit.
00:01:20Oh, shit.
00:01:44You slut.
00:01:50Hey, Andy.
00:02:02Wanna step out for a minute, Andy?
00:02:06You know, you kids shouldn't be out past curfew.
00:02:08Andy Efkin. Toast with the most.
00:02:12So, you like our chances against Knight's Ridge on Friday?
00:02:16You should do fine.
00:02:18Whew.
00:02:20Thrown for a loss.
00:02:22How's that arm of yours? Okay for the game?
00:02:24It's good.
00:02:26That offensive line up the park?
00:02:28Son of a bitch.
00:02:30Andy!
00:02:32Huh?
00:02:34Fuck.
00:02:36Easy, Ef. Easy, buddy.
00:02:40I need my fluids.
00:02:42Give me the gun.
00:02:44Get out of here, Ef. Now!
00:02:48Get out of here, Ef. Now!
00:03:00You gotta be shittin' me.
00:03:04Mac Joe.
00:03:08Hey, Carice, it's boxing.
00:03:10You got a wet one out here on the bluff.
00:03:12Hey.
00:03:14I can't wait, Steve.
00:03:16I just can't wait.
00:03:18To do what?
00:03:20To see my new room.
00:03:22My new school.
00:03:24My new everything.
00:03:26I can't wait, Steve.
00:03:28I just can't wait.
00:03:30To do what?
00:03:32To see my new room.
00:03:34My new school.
00:03:36My new everything.
00:03:38Yeah, new everything.
00:03:40It's gonna be awesome, Steve.
00:03:42It's gonna be better.
00:03:44Way better.
00:03:46Come on.
00:03:50Come on.
00:04:08Come on.
00:04:30Oops!
00:04:32Looks like you're moving to Cradle Bay.
00:04:34Sure are.
00:04:36Sure you're gonna like it here. You never want to leave. Have a good one.
00:04:40You hear that?
00:05:06Hey you. I thought you were gonna help me. Huh?
00:05:18Come home. Come on. Bridge? Yeah?
00:05:31You all right?
00:05:33Yeah. Just, uh, trying to put some of this stuff away.
00:05:39Nervous? About what? First day of school.
00:05:52Dad?
00:06:03What are you doing, dipshit, huh? Don't worry about snakes in the garden when you got spiders in your bed.
00:06:13And I had been so innocent and little there, and all beyond was so unknown and great.
00:06:23Very good, Trent.
00:06:39To wit, when Pip says this, Dickens is speaking of the joy of discovery, of newness, of change.
00:06:47Mr. Clark, perhaps you can relate.
00:06:49Mr. Clark is new to us from Chicago. Do they read Dickens in Chicago?
00:06:54Dickie Atkinson.
00:06:58Welcome.
00:07:00Tell us why you're late. Trouble with a can shaft?
00:07:04Like you know what one is.
00:07:06Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the carburetor this morning.
00:07:10The peckerhead.
00:07:14What is, if I may be so forthright in displaying my ignorance, uh, uh, peckerhead?
00:07:20What you laughing at, Waylon?
00:07:23Nothing, Richard.
00:07:25I was just thinking how ignorance kills.
00:07:28What does that mean?
00:07:30Exactly.
00:07:31You ass kissin' little fuck!
00:07:35Boys! Boys! Boys!
00:07:38Dickie! Dickie!
00:07:41Perhaps Mr. Atkinson yet another little sojourn to the principal will serve you well?
00:07:46Wanna know what a peckerhead is?
00:07:51That's a peckerhead.
00:07:53Thank you for the clarification.
00:07:55Please send principal letters our hosannas!
00:08:05Youth is wholly experimental.
00:08:08Robert Louis Stevens.
00:08:11It's so hot.
00:08:13Oh, it's so hot.
00:08:14Oh, it's so hot.
00:08:15Oh, it's so hot.
00:08:16Oh, it's so hot.
00:08:20Ow!
00:08:30I know, what did you do?
00:08:31Yeah.
00:08:32I know, what did you do?
00:08:33Yeah.
00:08:34The seat's taken here.
00:08:52No, go ahead.
00:08:55Hi, I'm Gavin. This is U.V.
00:09:07I'm Steve.
00:09:09Munchies.
00:09:13U.V. here has some primo weed.
00:09:17We smoked a fatty during gym.
00:09:20Check him out. He looks almost tan, don't he?
00:09:25Hello, Lorna. How are you today, my dear?
00:09:28Drop dead.
00:09:29Contact.
00:09:31Who's that?
00:09:32That, my boy, is Lorna Levitas Longley.
00:09:36Fire of my loins, purvey of my every masturbatory fantasy.
00:09:43The entire female gender is separated into two groups.
00:09:46Lorna comprises one group. All of womankind comprises the other.
00:09:51You ever take her out?
00:09:55Alas, Lorna is largely untouchable for someone in my social standing.
00:10:00What do you mean?
00:10:01It's a class system here at CBI, Stevie Boy.
00:10:05Check it out.
00:10:07There you got your motorheads.
00:10:09Car jocks. All the world's a gasket and a lube job and a pack of luckies.
00:10:13Music of choice, positraction, overdrive.
00:10:16Classic rock. Skinner, the almonds.
00:10:18Bruce. Drug of choice, beer.
00:10:20Miller Genuine Draft. Peggers can't be choosers.
00:10:24Freaks who fix leaks.
00:10:27Oh, over here you have your micro geeks.
00:10:30Nerds, whiz kids in various other bottom feeders.
00:10:34Music of choice, sound of an athlete PC being booted up.
00:10:38Drug of choice, Stephen Hawking's brief history of time.
00:10:40A cup of jasmine tea on a Saturday night.
00:10:43Freaks that go squeak.
00:10:45Over there, you have your skaters.
00:10:49Riffing, raging kids and their ramp tramps.
00:10:51Baggy pants, sticky wools.
00:10:53Doing 50-50 grinds with an ollie grab finish on a homemade half-pipe in the woods.
00:10:57Music of choice, thwack of the hacky sack.
00:11:00Drug of choice, ecstasy.
00:11:02E-tab, baby, longer loving through science.
00:11:05Freaks in sneaks.
00:11:08Here's where it gets really nasty.
00:11:11Lorna runs with that group over there.
00:11:13Blue Ribbons.
00:11:15What's that?
00:11:16It's a community group.
00:11:17Good kids have bake sales, car washes, kiss a lot of adults, speak to...
00:11:21Blue Robots.
00:11:22Hear, hear.
00:11:24Those three guys, Cradle Bays answered to Manson, McVeigh, and O.J.
00:11:28Trent Whalen, Andy Efkin, Robbie Stewart.
00:11:32Hey, I bet you didn't know that toast came in three flavors.
00:11:36This group's music of choice, the hum of perfection, the buzz of ambition,
00:11:40drug of choice, life, pursuit of clean living.
00:11:43At the expense of all who sniffle at the hem of their gowns.
00:11:46Freaks so chic.
00:11:50Then you got kids like me and UV here.
00:11:53Lames who like our metal heavy.
00:11:55Marlboro slight.
00:11:56Music of choice.
00:11:57Carpenter of sorrow, language of the mad.
00:12:02Drug of choice.
00:12:04What do you got?
00:12:05Freaks all week.
00:12:07That's it.
00:12:12Lesson over.
00:12:13Class dismembered.
00:12:16Welcome to Cradle Bay High, Stevie boy.
00:12:19Welcome to my nightmare.
00:12:20I'm here.
00:12:30No, wake up!
00:12:31Why can't we help you with your math, Johnny?
00:12:49Just leave me alone.
00:12:51Hello.
00:12:54Hey.
00:12:55Phlegm.
00:13:02Phlegm.
00:13:03Phlegm.
00:13:04P-H-L-E-M-G-H.
00:13:07Phlegm.
00:13:08Wrong.
00:13:09I see that.
00:13:11What are you two girls doing?
00:13:13We're having a spelling bee against Hustle Junior High.
00:13:16Oh.
00:13:17Brother Allen was the best for her.
00:13:20I thought your name was Steve.
00:13:22It is.
00:13:24Um, Allen's my brother who died.
00:13:28Oh.
00:13:29I have a grandfather who died.
00:13:31Why don't we change the subject?
00:13:35Pass your plate.
00:13:37Why?
00:13:38You know why.
00:13:39Me neither.
00:13:44Tell me, Shannon, do you get yelled at if you talk about your dead grandfather?
00:13:47Steve!
00:13:48Because around here people go crazy if you talk about her dead brother.
00:13:54There's a real boy in Dallas.
00:13:55He wasn't sure.
00:13:56If you look real-by-market aren't fine.
00:13:57We don't get any people yet.
00:13:58I'm sure you'll need him be a kid.
00:13:59I'm here for the Mustang parts.
00:14:29What the fuck?
00:14:32What are you doing here, man?
00:14:36The troops shall set you free.
00:14:47What do you guys want?
00:14:49Sweet Dickie, we want you.
00:14:51We've got it for you, Richard.
00:14:53We've got all the winning numbers.
00:14:56Oh, yeah, this is your skill.
00:14:59How the fuck are you doing here?
00:15:01What the fuck, man?
00:15:02What the fuck, Dickie?
00:15:04Poor Dickie.
00:15:09We'd like to welcome all new students, Stephen.
00:15:11Standard procedure.
00:15:11Sure.
00:15:12And as soon as Dr. Caldecott arrives, we can begin.
00:15:17Dr. Caldecott?
00:15:18He's the resident faculty fellow.
00:15:20He's an outstanding educator.
00:15:22He's been with us, what, almost two years now?
00:15:24Mm-hmm.
00:15:25Works with the students in the counseling capacity.
00:15:27I think you'll like him.
00:15:31I'm sorry I'm late.
00:15:32Hi.
00:15:34Edgar Caldecott.
00:15:34It's nice to finally meet you.
00:15:35Everything okay?
00:15:38Fine.
00:15:39Have you given any thought to extracurricular activities or sports?
00:15:44Not really.
00:15:45There's the Blue Ribbons.
00:15:48The Blue Ribbons?
00:15:49Yeah.
00:15:50They help each other study and practice.
00:15:52It's a team effort.
00:15:54It's a motivational workshop, really.
00:15:56The Blue Ribboners have truly been making the great,
00:15:59and they're doing wonderful things in the playing field.
00:16:02Stephen.
00:16:02All of us here are aware of the tragedy back in Chicago.
00:16:08We want you to know if there's anything we can do to mess it.
00:16:11Everything's fine.
00:16:15Stephen.
00:16:17We know how tough it can be.
00:16:19So whether or not you want to be involved with the school,
00:16:22we want to be involved with you.
00:16:23That's really all the meeting's about, okay?
00:16:26Okay.
00:16:27So I'll go make some new friends.
00:16:32I am young.
00:17:02But a fool
00:17:04I am stupid
00:17:07But I'm cool
00:17:10I am kind
00:17:13But I'm weak
00:17:16Like that?
00:17:19What is it?
00:17:22It's Bonafide Jitterbug.
00:17:24It's my buddy Rachel.
00:17:26Cooks rich trash.
00:17:28She's a great chick, don't get me wrong.
00:17:30It's Cooks rich trash.
00:17:33Come on.
00:17:37Hey there, dancing queen.
00:17:40Rachel, this is Stevie Boy, good man.
00:17:43Stevie Boy, this is Rachel, Cooks rich trash.
00:17:46Bite me.
00:17:48Hey.
00:17:50Hey.
00:17:56Wow, appropriate sparks are flying.
00:17:58Somebody cued a power ballad.
00:18:00I failed to be a tumor, Gavin.
00:18:04What do you say we cruise town,
00:18:08chase the case,
00:18:09hit the bluff,
00:18:10and drink some beer.
00:18:13You know, consecrate Stevie Boy's arrival
00:18:15to this new and pathetic tank town.
00:18:18You down?
00:18:19Sounds razor.
00:18:21Stevie Boy?
00:18:24Sure.
00:18:25Excuse me, sir.
00:18:33I'm wondering if you can help me out.
00:18:35What?
00:18:35I'm trying to buy some beer.
00:18:38I have the money and everything.
00:18:40I'm just, I'm a month from...
00:18:42Get off my case, kid, okay?
00:18:43You know, the problem with America
00:18:50is mankind's abject unwillingness
00:18:55to contribute to the delinquency of minors.
00:19:00I'm just like the tent guy.
00:19:01Hey, Rachel.
00:19:08Chuck.
00:19:09What are you doing?
00:19:11Jason.
00:19:12Nobody's willing.
00:19:14Yeah?
00:19:15Hello, Charles.
00:19:16Cycle any anabolic goodies lately?
00:19:20You're funny, Strick.
00:19:22Thanks.
00:19:23Me all week.
00:19:25Anyways, Rachel,
00:19:25there's a couple of us guys
00:19:26going to the yogurt shop later
00:19:28if you want to come by.
00:19:29The yogurt shop?
00:19:30Yeah.
00:19:32You want to make an active culture joke here, Stevie Boy,
00:19:35or should I handle this one?
00:19:38See you later, Rachel.
00:19:40Bye.
00:19:42Ow.
00:19:51What?
00:19:52What?
00:19:53You were actually flattered
00:19:55that that barn door has a thing for you.
00:19:57Oh, shit.
00:19:58All right.
00:19:59There's for the syrup.
00:20:11Is that the right one for the orange juice?
00:20:13I don't know what I did
00:20:14with the one with the deodorant.
00:20:16It's here somewhere.
00:20:19What's hooker say
00:20:21after 12 hours of the job?
00:20:22What?
00:20:22What?
00:20:23I don't know.
00:20:23I don't know what this was.
00:20:24Man.
00:20:26What?
00:20:26Clean up on our floor.
00:20:28What the heck?
00:20:29I don't know.
00:20:32I know you're not a neighbor,
00:20:34but I found that.
00:20:34I forced it.
00:20:44What?
00:20:45I'm not afraid.
00:20:46Oops. Sorry.
00:20:56Come here!
00:21:07Son of a!
00:21:09Man! Man! Man!
00:21:10Man! Man!
00:21:11Man! Man!
00:21:13Oh, Jack! Easy, easy.
00:21:16Fuck! You blue ribbing shithead!
00:21:28Hey, Jack.
00:21:30What was that all about?
00:21:32Toxic jog syndrome.
00:21:36Where's my shake?
00:21:43So what the hell would make a kid freak out like that?
00:21:52It's gotta be a steroid thing.
00:21:54All those jockos are into it.
00:21:56Kelly Conner said she saw Andy Efkin bite the head off a kitten in a fit of rage.
00:22:00No way.
00:22:01Serious?
00:22:02I don't think it's bullshit, though.
00:22:04No, it is not bullshit.
00:22:06It's not steroids.
00:22:08Here we go.
00:22:09What?
00:22:10Gavin thinks some sinister force is taking over the cradle bay meatheads.
00:22:14No, you know what it is.
00:22:15You know.
00:22:16A sinister force?
00:22:18You know, evil.
00:22:19No way to turn.
00:22:20No one to trust altogether.
00:22:21Uki.
00:22:22Fail to be a bimmy bitch, Rachel.
00:22:23Fail to be a pucker ass ass.
00:22:25What?
00:22:26Nothing.
00:22:27What?
00:22:40Nothing.
00:22:41Andy killed her.
00:22:57Everyone's saying she ran away.
00:23:00I saw her dead body.
00:23:02I can't prove it.
00:23:04God, those fuckers.
00:23:06So why didn't you go to the police?
00:23:08Cox was there, man.
00:23:09The cop, he didn't do shit.
00:23:14Fuck, nobody listens to me.
00:23:18The cancer corner.
00:23:20This place in the school by far to sneak smoke.
00:23:22What are you shitbirds doing down here?
00:23:44Relax, Mr. Newberry.
00:23:45You ain't supposed to be down here.
00:23:47Relax.
00:23:48This is my friend, Steve.
00:23:50He's new to the bay.
00:23:51New to the bay.
00:23:53Gnaw, gnaw, gnaw.
00:23:58Rattis.
00:23:59Rattis.
00:24:01Aha!
00:24:02Excreta.
00:24:05Drag marks.
00:24:07Drag marks of a rat's tail.
00:24:10What is it you got there?
00:24:13It's an erraticator.
00:24:14Sounds are supposed to scare the rats away.
00:24:22You hear that?
00:24:25Yeah.
00:24:26Scary, ain't it?
00:24:28Piece of crap.
00:24:30Doesn't work worth spit.
00:24:34A dollar for everything that didn't work worth spit.
00:24:37Mr. Newberry here's got the full-on Boo Radley village idiot Quasimodo thing going, don't you, Mr. New?
00:24:44What?
00:24:45And he's currently involved in a war against the rodent population of Cradle Bay.
00:24:55Gotta fight him.
00:24:57Gotta fight him!
00:24:59That's from the bay.
00:25:01That's from the bay!
00:25:03Incoming!
00:25:03You think you can run, but you can't, huh?
00:25:08Oh, my God!
00:25:09Holy moly!
00:25:11No, man!
00:25:13Day at the master races.
00:25:16Check that out.
00:25:19Jesus.
00:25:21Is that Dicky?
00:25:23What is he doing?
00:25:25He's one of them now, bud.
00:25:27He's a blue robot.
00:25:30Watch and learn!
00:25:31Watch and learn!
00:25:32What the fuck?
00:25:38They're peckerheads.
00:25:40Now look at him.
00:25:41He's killing his hard arm.
00:25:44Maybe he turned over a new leaf.
00:25:47I would like to own the new leaf concession here in Cradle Bay.
00:25:54Did you tell Steve about the murders?
00:25:57Steve is a disbeliever.
00:25:59They're about the mysterious disappearance of Mary Jo Copland and Officer Kramer.
00:26:04This lady accuses me of being paranoid.
00:26:07Denial ain't just the river in Italy, bud.
00:26:13Check your weed, boys.
00:26:15You are beige, boy.
00:26:18See you, Rachel.
00:26:19Bye.
00:26:19Here's your chocolate sundae.
00:26:36I hope you guys can...
00:26:38Can I help you?
00:26:45Steven.
00:26:47Good to see you, brother.
00:26:49Hey, Trent.
00:26:50Come sit down.
00:26:56Steven.
00:26:57This is Kathy, Andy, Tom, Randy, Lorna, Chug, you know Robbie, and Dickie.
00:27:08This is Steven.
00:27:09Sit down.
00:27:10Steven's new to the bay from Chicago.
00:27:14So do you like it here?
00:27:16Yeah, it's okay.
00:27:17You have friends in Chicago?
00:27:21Yeah.
00:27:22You can have friends here.
00:27:32Didn't you guys get in a fight in English?
00:27:35We've made peace, Steven.
00:27:37That's what separates us from the animals.
00:27:40Uh-oh.
00:27:41Dirtbag alert.
00:27:47Steve.
00:27:49Hey, I gotta talk to you, man.
00:27:51Easy, slick.
00:27:52Steven's relaxing.
00:27:59This place, the yogurt shop.
00:28:02Yogurt shoppy.
00:28:03What the fuck is a shoppy?
00:28:04Why didn't you make like a tree and leave?
00:28:07Clever girl.
00:28:09What, Steve?
00:28:10What is it?
00:28:10We get in one argument and we go bond with these guys?
00:28:14Hello, Charles.
00:28:16Hey.
00:28:16What happened to you, man?
00:28:17Did you eat too much flank steak?
00:28:21Let's go.
00:28:29You don't have to go anywhere, brother.
00:28:34I'm not your brother.
00:28:35All right, you said you want to tell me something?
00:28:47Here I am.
00:28:48What?
00:28:49They're hypnotized.
00:28:53What?
00:28:53Yeah, but they're maybe not hypnotized.
00:28:55They're brainwashed, lobotomized, programmed.
00:28:57You want proof?
00:29:00Here.
00:29:01Here's proof.
00:29:04Look.
00:29:05It's Robbie, Randy, Trent.
00:29:08They used to be my friends.
00:29:12All right, well, maybe they got sick of your rap.
00:29:14I can relate.
00:29:15See, I thought you'd say that.
00:29:16That is the purpose of tonight's excursion.
00:29:19After tonight, you will strap on a hog and be a man.
00:29:26The past following the effort to do is to do this.
00:29:29It's always been a role, and it's something that benefits everybody.
00:29:33The Vespian Society, for example...
00:29:35The Ribbon Meeting.
00:29:37Every Monday.
00:29:38This is where the shit goes down.
00:29:40Listen.
00:29:40And by conducting the bake sale in conjunction with the pep rally,
00:29:44we can be selling cakes and cookies at a time when school's spirit is at its optimum level.
00:29:49Well, I had no idea the evil was this pervasive.
00:29:54Yeah, Jan, what's on your mind?
00:29:56This may sound kind of strange, but...
00:29:59although we couldn't be more pleased with Andrew's improved studies,
00:30:03he's become somewhat...
00:30:05different...
00:30:07since returning from your weekend enlightenment seminar.
00:30:10Different how?
00:30:12He seems...
00:30:14unkind to almost everyone outside of the club.
00:30:17Okay, well, I can understand your concern, and let me address it.
00:30:20Kids being kids have, you may have noticed, a tendency to overreact.
00:30:26And we found they go through a brief period of being, shall we say, snobby.
00:30:31But what it really is, is a feeling that's new to them.
00:30:36And the feeling is pride.
00:30:39They're improved.
00:30:40When you soar with the eagles, sometimes the pigeons below tend to look a little pedestrian.
00:30:45Just give it a little tuck.
00:30:47Okay.
00:30:48Now, a new candidate has been nominated.
00:30:51His parents have been counseled and consented.
00:30:53So, Colleen, if you will.
00:30:59Male, 17 years old, spending four times last school year.
00:31:04Parents feel Candidate is depressed, spending far too much time listening to rock music and masturbating.
00:31:10Candidate has a history of curiosity and general lack of direction.
00:31:15Candidate is a C-minus student, yet has A-plus potential.
00:31:22So, all in favor?
00:31:28Great.
00:31:29February candidate confirmed.
00:31:31Training to begin ASAP.
00:31:33Oh, shit.
00:31:34What?
00:31:35Now, joining us in welcoming into our circle of friends, Ernest and Lucille Strick.
00:31:39The parents of our next superstar, Gavin Strick.
00:31:43So, they want you to join their club.
00:31:47Shine them on, you blow them off.
00:31:49What are they going to do?
00:31:50No, you still don't get it.
00:31:52You still think this is about blood drives and bake sales.
00:31:58Wait a second.
00:32:01Maybe you should lay off that shit.
00:32:02Maybe you should eat me.
00:32:04Yeah, okay.
00:32:05Look, this is huge, Steve.
00:32:09Why don't you see this?
00:32:10This is so fucking huge.
00:32:11Gavin.
00:32:12Don't fucking Gavin me.
00:32:13I'm a dead man.
00:32:15My parents sold me out.
00:32:16And you saw it.
00:32:17You were there.
00:32:18Why don't you see this?
00:32:22Look, why don't you stay with my house tonight?
00:32:27No.
00:32:29I have to go home.
00:32:31When I get there, they're waiting for me.
00:32:34I'm going to smoke them all.
00:32:36You hear me?
00:32:36Everyone who's at my house.
00:32:38Robbie, Whelan, Caldicott.
00:32:40Even my olds, man.
00:32:42Give me the gun.
00:32:43No fucking way.
00:32:49What the fuck happened?
00:32:50No, you're fucking losing it, Gavin.
00:32:53You're going to wind up shooting a paperboy.
00:32:57Just go home.
00:32:58Give me my fucking gun.
00:32:59Hey.
00:33:04Hey!
00:33:05Good night, Gavin.
00:33:07Give me my fucking gun!
00:33:09Don't leave me alone like this!
00:33:15Hey!
00:33:17Stevie boy!
00:33:21I'm a smoked ball.
00:33:22Where do I even need to know what to do?
00:33:23Oh, when do I have to?
00:33:24I have to.
00:33:26Help me.
00:33:34Fuck me.
00:33:36Fuck.
00:33:39Fuck.
00:33:41Fuck.
00:33:44Fuck.
00:33:45Fuck.
00:33:46Fuck.
00:33:46Fuck.
00:33:48Fuck.
00:33:49Wait a minute.
00:33:57What is this?
00:34:05Wow.
00:34:06It's showtime.
00:34:15Who put the acid in my spam?
00:34:19Rachel.
00:34:31Gavin.
00:34:33Hello, Rachel.
00:34:34What is up with this?
00:34:36I just want to apply myself.
00:34:38I think I'll get better results on this side of the calf.
00:34:40Why don't you beat it, honey?
00:34:42This is rarefied turf.
00:34:44This lets me not apply.
00:34:46Gavin.
00:34:47Later.
00:34:48Here, Rachel.
00:34:55Oh, it's sad, man.
00:34:56I thought you were crazy.
00:35:01How much do I owe you for this?
00:35:03Treat yourself.
00:35:05Indeed.
00:35:06Where are you going?
00:35:15You want to talk to Gavin?
00:35:19You're not wanted, Stephen.
00:35:20Just leave him be.
00:35:21You're not allowed.
00:35:22I don't want to talk to Gavin.
00:35:23I don't want to talk to Gavin.
00:35:23I don't want to talk to Gavin.
00:35:23You're not allowed for the fuck off, man.
00:35:25Hey, guys.
00:35:28Come on.
00:35:28Just hang on.
00:35:29What's your maladjustment, Afton?
00:35:33Come on, let's go.
00:35:35Come on, let's go!
00:35:36Go!
00:35:37Go!
00:35:38You OK?
00:35:42Steve!
00:35:46Stop it!
00:35:50Stop it!
00:35:55Stop it!
00:36:03That's enough!
00:36:20What happened to you?
00:36:22We shall overcome, Steven.
00:36:28You okay?
00:36:29Oh, man. Fantastic.
00:36:43You'll see.
00:36:44I'll get out of here.
00:36:50Get out of here.
00:36:52This is a little ball.
00:36:54Come on, come on, come on.
00:36:56Come on, come on, come on.
00:36:58Come on, come on.
00:37:00Come on, come on.
00:37:02Retard.
00:37:03Retard.
00:37:06You okay?
00:37:09Come on.
00:37:11Come on.
00:37:13Come on.
00:37:15Come on.
00:37:17Come on.
00:37:18Come on.
00:37:20You do it.
00:37:21You do it.
00:37:26Yeah?
00:37:28Oh, oh, Mr. Gavin's straight.
00:37:58What are you doing here? You're not supposed to be here.
00:38:08I hate the calf.
00:38:10Everybody hates the calf.
00:38:13The ketchup. I got it.
00:38:16Oh, that's not good.
00:38:20It doesn't even look like ketchup.
00:38:24Slaughterhouse-Five?
00:38:26Give me that. Forgive me that.
00:38:28What the hell's the matter with you?
00:38:33You rats from the bay.
00:38:35You rats!
00:38:37You have rats everywhere.
00:38:39You kids are so smart, you think you know everything.
00:38:41You don't know nothing!
00:38:43Forget the rats. It's all an act, isn't it?
00:38:45You don't know...
00:38:46It's an act, isn't it? It's all bullshit.
00:38:47Will you get away from me?
00:38:51Paul!
00:38:53Brother!
00:38:56hell I can do that.
00:38:57No...
00:39:11I have no idea.
00:39:13I think, you want to figure it out.
00:39:15Wait!
00:39:16Mr. Vonnegut?
00:39:31I don't get it.
00:39:35Didn't you ever want to just disappear, lunch boy?
00:39:40Proof you're gone?
00:39:42You'd be surprised how interesting people become
00:39:47when they think you're really stupid.
00:40:12Where are you going, Stephen?
00:40:22Who is it?
00:40:23Calm down, Stephen.
00:40:33Where are you going, Stephen?
00:40:35There's nothing to be afraid of, Stephen.
00:40:37Don't go.
00:40:38There's nothing to be afraid of, Stephen.
00:40:40There's nothing to be afraid of, Stephen.
00:40:41There's nothing to be afraid of, Stephen.
00:40:46Hello, Stephen.
00:40:47What are you doing here?
00:40:48I'm helping Lindsay.
00:40:49I'm tooting her in algebra.
00:40:50Where is she?
00:40:51Shhh.
00:40:52Where's my sister?
00:40:53She's upstairs sleeping.
00:40:54One of my parents.
00:40:55At a meeting.
00:40:56At a meeting.
00:40:57At what meeting?
00:40:58Stephen, you're hurt.
00:40:59I'll live.
00:41:00Let me put something on that.
00:41:02It's fine.
00:41:03Maybe you should go.
00:41:04I mean it.
00:41:05If that's what you want.
00:41:06Yeah.
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:08Can I go to the bathroom first?
00:41:09Sure.
00:41:10It's around the corner.
00:41:11I know where it is.
00:41:12Stephen, you're hurt.
00:41:13I'll live.
00:41:14Let me put something on that.
00:41:17It's fine.
00:41:21Maybe you should go.
00:41:24I mean it.
00:41:25If that's what you want.
00:41:29Yeah.
00:41:30Can I go to the bathroom first?
00:41:33Sure.
00:41:35It's around the corner.
00:41:36I know where it is.
00:41:37Of course you do.
00:41:39Everyone knows where everything is around here.
00:41:40Stephen, your sister's a great kid.
00:41:43She's very special.
00:41:44So.
00:41:46Let's go.
00:42:16Hello, Steven.
00:42:39What are you doing?
00:42:44Not sure, really.
00:42:46Go home, Lerner.
00:42:51You don't even find me slightly attractive?
00:42:55I find you very attractive.
00:42:57It's just that you're a blue ribbon and I'm not, so...
00:43:00Wait a second.
00:43:07I know I'm not supposed to be doing this.
00:43:14It's bad.
00:43:16Wrong.
00:43:18Wrong.
00:43:19Bad.
00:43:20No, it's not bad.
00:43:21It's...
00:43:21Jesus Christ.
00:43:22Wrong, bad, bad, wrong, wrong, bad, bad, wrong, bad, wrong, bad, bad, wrong.
00:43:36I have to go home.
00:44:03I have a big physics test tomorrow.
00:44:06I have to go home.
00:44:07I have to go home.
00:44:18After extracting the implant, I tested its integrity to the optic nerve, and it was intact.
00:44:23The chip is functioning properly, but what I did find is that excess stimulation to the pineal gland caused the dopamine levels to go through the roof.
00:44:32Every time one of these kids gets a hard-on, they go out and beat somebody with it.
00:44:37We could do a singlotomy.
00:44:39No, just cut a craniotomy flap. I'll get elbow deep, see what happens.
00:44:42What?
00:44:43I've got to cut the bruises out of the banana.
00:44:46What about her parents?
00:44:47Just tell them she'll be missing cheerleading practice this week.
00:44:50Well, you know, once you've all settled in and you give her a little bit of time, I'm sure she'll fit in just fine.
00:45:02Well, thanks.
00:45:03Hey!
00:45:04Come on, let's go.
00:45:05I've got to sell this bud. I've got like two customers left. If this keeps up, I'm going to be the 7-Eleven guy.
00:45:09I'm going to have to go grab this thing.
00:45:11I've got it. Come on, man.
00:45:12I've got to sell this bud. I've got like two customers left. If this keeps up, I'm going to be the 7-Eleven guy.
00:45:22I'm going to have to go grab this thing.
00:45:27I promise you.
00:45:32Come out, come out, wherever you are.
00:45:55I'm sorry to come down here, Rachel. Look, I just want to ask you something.
00:46:00What do you want, Chuck?
00:46:15I just want to know. It's me asking my friends, not Rachel. Will you go out with me?
00:46:29You're kidding, right?
00:46:33Will you? Please?
00:46:37No, Chuck.
00:46:39Why not?
00:46:44How about this? You couldn't repulse me more if you were made out of equal parts of shit and maggots.
00:46:48Yeah?
00:46:49Yeah. Yeah.
00:46:50Yeah.
00:46:51Yeah.
00:46:52Yeah.
00:46:53Yeah.
00:46:54Yeah.
00:46:55What do you think will happen if you do, huh? I'm a Blue Ribbon, baby. Team captain. You're not the one that trashed that dude loved all.
00:47:01Come on, Ray Ray. Give up the plate for Chuck, huh? Come on.
00:47:07I'm good.
00:47:08Oh, fuck!
00:47:09Oh, fuck!
00:47:11Ow!
00:47:12Stop!
00:47:13Oh, fuck!
00:47:14Oh, fuck!
00:47:15Ow!
00:47:16Oh, fuck!
00:47:17Fuck!
00:47:18Ow!
00:47:20Oh, fuck!
00:47:22Oh, fuck!
00:47:24Oh, fuck!
00:47:30Stop it!
00:47:52What you looking at, retard?
00:48:15Wow.
00:48:17I guess I just think that you should try and fit in, Steve.
00:48:23We're gonna be here for a long time.
00:48:25You, me, Mom, and Dad.
00:48:28I'm Chip and Dale.
00:48:30Chip and Dale.
00:48:32Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
00:48:34Ow!
00:48:35What is this?
00:48:36What?
00:48:37This. Where did you get this?
00:48:38I got it at school. They were handing them out.
00:48:40We all got one.
00:48:47Go inside.
00:48:49Why?
00:48:50Hi, Lindsay.
00:48:52I said go inside.
00:48:54Spaz.
00:49:17Uh...
00:49:18We should talk.
00:49:19Yeah.
00:49:20There's something you need to see.
00:49:24Ray...
00:49:25You're ready?
00:49:26You're ready?
00:49:27You're right.
00:49:28I left!
00:49:29Uh, no one's right or no one's right.
00:49:30Oh, yeah.
00:49:31You can go inside.
00:49:32You're ready?
00:49:33Yeah, okay.
00:49:34You're ready.
00:49:35Uh...
00:49:36Uh...
00:49:37We should talk.
00:49:38Yeah.
00:49:39There's something you need to see.
00:49:41There's something you need to see.
00:49:44Ray...
00:49:46Ray, Gavin Strick here.
00:49:57I'm live and unplugged.
00:50:01I guess if you found this, then you know
00:50:04my hanging with Trent and Robbie and the rest of the robots.
00:50:13God, I hope not.
00:50:16I hit the vents tonight when I split up with Stevie Boy.
00:50:21He doesn't believe.
00:50:24I went back to school and I overheard Caldicott talking to some wonk.
00:50:30Mentioned Bishop Blatt's 11.
00:50:33Caldicott called them his children.
00:50:36And then he freaked out on the guy and kicked him out of his office.
00:50:39So, you know, I figured something's up with that, right?
00:50:42Keep an eye on UV for me, though.
00:50:48Though I doubt that they'll want him.
00:50:50I doubt that they're interested in the pigmentally challenged.
00:50:54It's not their style.
00:50:55I'm going to go get paranoid.
00:51:03Gavin Strick reported live in my reconstruction.
00:51:08I pulled this off the AMA database.
00:51:19Caldicott's last place of employment was just across the bay in Bishop Flats at a place called
00:51:24the Belknap Psychiatric Facility.
00:51:26He spent seven years doing neuropharmacology.
00:51:30Mind control.
00:51:31Next ferry's at six.
00:51:39Bishop Flats?
00:51:40You down for it?
00:51:49Razor.
00:51:50Let's go.
00:51:51I miss Gavin.
00:52:00It was almost like a...
00:52:01A brother?
00:52:05Yeah.
00:52:07Exactly.
00:52:16I had a brother.
00:52:20Sorry.
00:52:22His name was Alan.
00:52:23He was a couple years older than me.
00:52:27If he would have made it through his teens, he would have been something amazing.
00:52:31But he was...
00:52:33He was always in pain.
00:52:39In eight months to the day he shot himself,
00:52:42Dad said we were moving to Cradle Bay.
00:52:48Where everything was going to be all right.
00:52:51I'm sorry.
00:52:56No.
00:52:57I don't.
00:53:01Let's go.
00:53:02You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea.
00:53:25Think of it as our first date.
00:53:26What?
00:53:27I don't know.
00:53:36Money.
00:53:38Maybe.
00:53:46What?
00:53:47$50,
00:53:47Oh, my god.
00:53:47I don't know.
00:53:47I don't know.
00:53:49I don't know.
00:53:49Hey.
00:53:49Okay.
00:54:19That's what I want to lose the clip.
00:54:33Be pretty.
00:54:35And do it just right.
00:54:40Be pretty.
00:54:42Hey!
00:54:44Children!
00:54:49Children!
00:54:56Meet the musical little creatures that hide among the flowers.
00:55:02Meet the musical little creatures that hide among the flowers.
00:55:09Meet the musical little creatures that hide among the flowers.
00:55:15Meet the musical little creatures that hide among the flowers.
00:55:21Meet the musical little creatures.
00:55:24Meet the musical little creatures that hide among the flowers.
00:55:39Shh!
00:55:40Little creatures!
00:55:41Save them!
00:55:54Let's get out of here.
00:56:05It's Caldicott's daughter.
00:56:08The musical little creature that hide among the flowers.
00:56:15Everybody's coming to get me
00:56:16Just say you never met me
00:56:18I'm running underground with a mosa
00:56:21I love it
00:56:24But I'm not well
00:56:27Cause I'm in heaven
00:56:30His daughter.
00:56:32His own daughter!
00:56:33His daughter. His own daughter.
00:56:37How can nobody not know that there's something fully fucked up in Bishop Platts?
00:56:40Shit, his own daughter was in there. Nobody's safe.
00:56:53Listen, the last fairy leaves at 11.30.
00:56:56Just tell me you have a razor prime.
00:56:58I am making this shit up as I go.
00:57:02Great.
00:57:03Shit.
00:57:32Shit.
00:57:32Hi, Officer Cox.
00:57:34Losing time, Frankie.
00:57:36Yeah, it's getting late.
00:57:39Must be cool.
00:57:44Past curfew.
00:57:46She's just driving me home.
00:57:50From?
00:57:51Studying.
00:57:52Where are you books?
00:57:55Evening, Officer.
00:58:09What are you doing?
00:58:13I'm getting rid of rats.
00:58:14I'm getting rid of rats.
00:58:26Pink eyed, vermin.
00:58:28I can't see for spit.
00:58:30A quarter of a rat.
00:58:32Town council gives me a quarter of a rat.
00:58:36I'm going to be rich at this rate.
00:58:39I'll be on lifestyles.
00:58:41Get rid of her.
00:58:42For a rat.
00:58:42Hey, man.
00:58:42And a witchy, I think.
00:58:45Help.
00:58:45Where are you going?
00:58:49Can we go now?
00:58:50Step out of the truck.
00:58:52Now.
00:58:53What are you doing?
00:58:55Hey!
00:58:57Hey!
00:58:59Let her go!
00:59:01What do you want from us?
00:59:03Get in.
00:59:09That's a big ride.
00:59:13Come on! Get out of there!
00:59:15What are you waiting for?
00:59:17Come on!
00:59:19Get out of there!
00:59:21What are you waiting for?
00:59:23Get! Get! Get! Get!
00:59:25Come on!
00:59:31Let's get out of here.
00:59:43Come on, Steve.
00:59:47Come on.
00:59:51Come on.
00:59:55I'll tell you everything. You're gonna have to trust me for now.
00:59:59You trust me, don't you?
01:00:03Steve!
01:00:05Where are you going?
01:00:07I'm taking Lindsay away from here.
01:00:09We're going back to Chicago.
01:00:11Don't do this, Steve. You're scaring me.
01:00:13I'm scared too, Mom. Believe me.
01:00:15Look, Steve. You have to know that we're here for you.
01:00:17No matter what.
01:00:21Oh, God.
01:00:23Do you really mean that?
01:00:24Of course we do.
01:00:25Okay, then let's all go home.
01:00:27Steven.
01:00:29You are home.
01:00:31Cradle Bay is where you belong.
01:00:33Here with your family.
01:00:35You signed me up for the program.
01:00:37We want what's best for you.
01:00:38What about what I want?
01:00:39Look, Steven, do you really like the way you feel?
01:00:42Oh, shut the fuck up.
01:00:45You sold me out.
01:00:47No, we didn't. We just want you back.
01:00:49Steven, please.
01:00:50Steve! My name is Steve, okay?
01:00:51Nobody calls me Steven except for them.
01:00:53Come on, Linz.
01:00:58Steve.
01:01:14May I have this dance, Steven?
01:01:16Where's Rachel?
01:01:17She's gone to an institute of higher learning, Steven.
01:01:20Steve!
01:01:22Steve!
01:01:23Help!
01:01:24Steve!
01:01:25Help!
01:01:26Steve!
01:01:27Help!
01:01:28Who's your dad, huh?
01:01:47Respect yourself, Steven.
01:01:49Nice ice, buddy.
01:01:52It's not what you think, Steven.
01:01:54It's a new kind of cool.
01:01:55You feel better, freer.
01:01:56I've never felt so alive in my life.
01:01:58It's humanity's sacred essence.
01:01:59And then find our age.
01:02:00Go forward.
01:02:02Be the ball.
01:02:03Be the ball.
01:02:04Oh.
01:02:05Oh.
01:02:06Oh.
01:02:07Oh.
01:02:08Oh.
01:02:09Oh.
01:02:10Oh.
01:02:11Oh.
01:02:12Oh.
01:02:13Oh.
01:02:14Oh.
01:02:16Oh.
01:02:17Oh.
01:02:18Oh.
01:02:19Be the ball.
01:02:49People are going to know when I get out of here.
01:03:08That's right, Steven. They will know.
01:03:11They'll know because you'll be better.
01:03:15Adolescence is a minefield.
01:03:19Soon, you'll be fully equipped to walk right through it.
01:03:24Yeah. Straight A's in a leather jacket,
01:03:27and every now and then you rape and kill.
01:03:29Cure cancer, you gotta kill a few white mice.
01:03:32Meet the musical little creatures that hide among the flowers.
01:03:40That's a battle I didn't win.
01:03:45You'll be different.
01:03:49Because I know so much more now.
01:03:54She wasn't that bright to begin with.
01:03:57Be a man.
01:04:07Stop.
01:04:09Let the light in.
01:04:11Let the light in.
01:04:13Let the light in.
01:04:17No!
01:04:18No!
01:04:20No!
01:04:22No!
01:04:23No!
01:04:24No!
01:04:25No!
01:04:26Excellent.
01:04:27You're so happy.
01:04:28Live.
01:04:29Come on, let's go.
01:04:31You won.
01:04:32Excellent.
01:04:33You won.
01:04:35Excellent.
01:04:38You won.
01:04:41Excellent.
01:04:43You won.
01:04:45You won.
01:04:47You won.
01:04:50Ugh!
01:04:52Nice.
01:04:53Yeah.
01:04:54Next.
01:04:55Next.
01:04:57Next.
01:04:58Ugh!
01:04:59Ugh!
01:05:00Next.
01:05:01Ugh!
01:05:02Ugh!
01:05:03Ugh!
01:05:04Ugh!
01:05:05Ugh!
01:05:07Ugh!
01:05:08Ugh!
01:05:09I mean, I'm not gonna do that stuff.
01:05:10Ugh!
01:05:11Ugh!
01:05:12Ugh!
01:05:13Ugh!
01:05:14Ugh!
01:05:15Ugh!
01:05:16Ugh!
01:05:17Ugh!
01:05:18Ugh!
01:05:19Ugh!
01:05:20Rachel, Ray, Ray, you'll be okay, you'll be okay, Rachel.
01:05:50Going somewhere with my custard there, Steven?
01:06:03Let's go, Chuck.
01:06:07That's my girl you got there, Steve.
01:06:10I can't let you take her now, can I?
01:06:20Come on, Ray, Ray, give up the plate for old Chuck, huh?
01:06:50Come on.
01:07:09Lindsey!
01:07:10Hey, not so fast.
01:07:11What?
01:07:12Where's the capital of North Dakota?
01:07:15How the fuck should I know?
01:07:17Okay, you're cool.
01:07:19Get in.
01:07:20We got a book.
01:07:21Early bird fairies in 20 minutes.
01:07:38Oh, shit, man.
01:07:47It's time to leave mediocrity behind, Steven.
01:08:03Step up on the bus.
01:08:06There we go.
01:08:07There we go, Mr.
01:08:12What is it?
01:08:42Come and get it, you blue bastards!
01:08:53What is going on?
01:08:56Come on.
01:08:59Get him to the ferry.
01:09:02I'll meet you down there.
01:09:08Don't leave without me.
01:09:12Hey, lunch boy! What are you doing?
01:09:22We can't very well have these shit birds.
01:09:27Graduating and going off into the world, can we?
01:09:31Maybe they can be helped.
01:09:33No, they can't. And neither can I.
01:09:37Do good things, lunch boy.
01:09:41Hey!
01:09:47Hey!
01:09:51Do good things, lunch boy.
01:10:10Hey, teacher!
01:10:13Leave those kids alone!
01:10:16No!
01:10:21It's over, you son of a bitch.
01:10:37It's finished.
01:10:39Finished.
01:10:41I'll always be other towns and other troubled teens
01:10:46and other worried parents.
01:10:48Science is God.
01:10:51Oh!
01:10:53Oh.
01:10:54Oh!
01:10:55Oh!
01:11:07Oh!
01:11:13Jesse!
01:11:15Jimmy.
01:11:18Be the ball.
01:11:48What happened?
01:12:13We're the only ones left.
01:12:18So what do we do now?
01:12:25We go home.
01:12:28Where's that?
01:12:32Wherever.
01:12:35Wherever we are.
01:12:41Whoa, appropriate sparks are flying.
01:12:44Somebody cue up the power ballad, man.
01:12:51All right, now settle down.
01:12:57Turn that damn thing off.
01:12:59Now y'all got a new student teacher starting today,
01:13:01and I want you to show him a little bit more respect than the last one.
01:13:18Speak of the devil.
01:13:22Hmm?
01:13:33Say hello to your new student teacher class.
01:13:40I love you.
01:13:48Hello class.
01:13:49Welcome.
01:13:50Welcome.
01:13:58Welcome.
01:14:00Welcome.
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