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00:02Oh
00:34I
00:36Welcome to taskmaster
00:38The only show on television that conclusively proves that all of life's struggles are ultimately pointless and that the gods
00:44are just toying with us before death
00:47younger viewers
00:49The trials commence let's meet our five competitors from wildly different parts of the globe like the north of England
00:56Dublin the north of England the west of England and the north of England
01:18I'm sitting next to me a man who admitted to me that he photocopied an elderly relative's blue parking badge
01:24So that he could enjoy the Hollywood spaces near the entrance to Tesco
01:38I'm feeling good. I'm looking great. I think I've cracked it. I've got a new health regime. It's so simple.
01:43Honestly, I don't go to the gym
01:44It's just dog walking
01:4645 minutes a day dog walking so the opening section of the show is you you've walked your dog a
01:51bit and you feel like you've lost some weight
01:52No, not quite. No, no 45 minutes dog walking coming to show you. It's just it's like that
02:01Okay, I'm with the price task then jolly good. Yes, you've got it pop it and this week they've brought
02:09in
02:21the most fun thing to turn upside down so there will be five points for the most fun thing to
02:28turn upside down and all five fun things will go home with the episode winner who can keep them whichever
02:31way up they bloody well want
02:33Welcome contestants Steve start with you today. How are you? I'm very well. Thank you puppet. How are you?
02:42What have you brought me you can turn upside down that I'll have fun with a calculator
02:50Yeah, and I approve this message
02:53Do you know the number is eight oh oh eight it's five three one eight double oh eight and here
03:00it is
03:01Yeah, yeah, you turn that upside down. He's saying that I don't like I don't know
03:06Well, I thought you might find boobies a little bit limited so
03:12As well as your boobies well should you go for me I thought it might be nice to compose a
03:20calculator haiku
03:21Oh
03:22Um, so a haiku obviously is a japanese poem with five syllables seven syllables and five syllables we go to
03:28a haiku club every sunday
03:31So this is a calculator haiku big boss gobbles eggs
03:36His hole oozes shizzle
03:39gosh
03:41Beige blobs soil his shoes
03:49Thank you who's next sophie. What have you brought in that's nice turned upside down steak pudding
03:57It's one of a northern delicacies. It's very beautiful poppet
04:01You steam it it's got gravy in the center with steak chunks. Sorry. You ask sophie if she thinks I
04:09don't know what a pie
04:13I
04:14Think you may have missed the point of this
04:16You can't just tell me a thing you like eating
04:19Well, it's the most fun thing to turn upside down
04:22They're very satisfying to pull the tinfoil off. Yeah, thank you
04:26And if you had two of them at the same time
04:29boobies
04:34John
04:35Greg what have you bought us? I have brought in the chicago bulls logo
04:41Are familiar with that lovely big bull? Yes. Why is it going to be fun when I turn it upside
04:45down?
04:45I don't like to curse too much on telly at greg because my mum will be watching this
04:52There's no other way to describe this to you. What happens when you turn it upside down. Okay. It looks
04:57like a robot fucking a crab
05:02That's another of my fantasies
05:04There we go, okay
05:10I don't we watch the positioning it is a sad robot making sweet love to a crab from behind behind
05:18The robot isn't happy about this
05:22The robot is angry
05:26Initiate it because they're obviously moving left to right
05:30Maybe the robots angry because he's got a nasty case of humans
05:41Nick well if you bring up the picture then i'll be able to explain so a friend of my mum's
05:47at the church that she goes to
05:48went on holiday and
05:52Bought them all back these lovely vases
05:56My mum popped some flowers in watered the flowers
06:00And then the following week said to him he's like oh i'm so sorry it's just it is just leaking
06:04and he's like it is a drum
06:07This is a debate but i put it to you that there's not a person in this room who didn't
06:11think why someone put flowers in that drum
06:14That's the opposite of what she thought
06:17I don't know
06:17Joanne yes so you know the way bats they hang normally upside down but if you flip a bat around
06:23so it's facing up when it's upside down
06:26let's start again
06:29Bats sleep upside down bats sleep upside down traditionally what you're saying is if you flip a bat while it's
06:34sleeping
06:34So it looks like it's standing up but it's actually upside down yeah
06:37It looks like kind of a goth disco first of all this is what she's brought in which is a
06:41bat yeah
06:43But what this bat represents is a goth disco yeah demonstrated here by some bats
07:03In the machine
07:06Oh god i'm gonna actually have to think about the points
07:09You just pop pudding at the bottom
07:14I'm gonna give the crab three points and then i'm gonna give the drum four points because i just think
07:20it's adorable and uh the bats are just
07:24haunting and steve's genius should be rewarded for all that work so i'll give bats and steve five points
07:30Oh
07:31Right okay go on i'm steve if i can
07:35Okay let's get going what have you got for me alex a former romanian football player greg because the five
07:42competitors are about to try their hand at petrescu
07:46petrescu they're going to rescue a pet
07:52Oh
08:06Joanne
08:08it's like a fantasy of mine is it yeah well we do our best we did a lot of research
08:13I'm aroused he's quite tender that makes sense yeah yeah are they all in his bed at night yes
08:25this is the task no envelope missing rescue the cat goes by the name patatas goes by goes by the
08:36name of patatas as in patatas brevas the cat must come out of the top hole there's a hell on
08:43the top
08:43of the dam is there a claw do I have to man a claw it's up to you your head
08:49may not enter the dome
08:52the door must remain closed this door but I've got to keep my head out I don't know where the
09:00cat is
09:00amongst this lot right fastest wins your time starts now I suppose eh right okay I don't have
09:09a clue actually okay I'm ready I've always wanted to be in one of those machines have a swim yeah
09:18and
09:19then pulled out by a claw has anyone ever won any on one of those things never oh yeah quite
09:24often
09:26it's just technique and practice have you one on one of those things okay let's go let's see them
09:31trying to get patatas out of a big dome okay first up we're going to see Joanne fulfill her fantasy
09:36and
09:37Steve fulfill his contractual obligations here we go the door must remain closed oh my god it is a claw
09:49amazing oh patatas patatas have you definitely definitely read all the instructions uh yes uh yeah the door
09:56must remain closed I'm just seeing that the zip works all right okay let's do it now let's do it
10:02the hard
10:03way so I have to find I see the cat there god I wouldn't be rescuing that cat if it
10:10was mine it looks like a
10:11bad job a taxidermy okay so I'm assuming this is relevant in some way all right we've got an opening
10:21um now I thought I saw patatas but how do I encourage him to oh he's got to go out
10:28the top hole
10:29I'm going to try and fashion a noose for the cat's neck he didn't say it had to come out
10:34alive it just
10:35had to have to come out have you used a ladder before
10:44okay hold the ladder
10:49that's a big hook it's a big hook big hook for a big job okay come on patatas
10:55just be brave us where is he human if I grab the can and just throw it out the top
11:07okay if this goes back in now I'm just gonna throw myself in front of a car
11:22I can't go through it all again I've no hooks left I want you could I blow them over
11:32remember your head can't go in it's not in at the moment yes head not in come on patatas
11:39oh it's up patatas
11:45okay
11:54well i stopped the poxie
11:57yeah all right maybe i could drag it back over yeah
12:03oh this is actually quite good this thing should have gone with that at the start
12:09right there it is the cat must come out of the top of the hole
12:13like the other option is to put rope through the roof and tie it
12:19okay tie the rope really tight oh i've got an idea can it go in the top and then come
12:25back out
12:25it's just oh off we go if you fucking detach
12:39no
12:45i should acknowledge come on patatas be bravas
12:49thank you you see you're coming over to my side now i am not
12:55joanne you were very pleased when you came up with the rope idea i was yeah you were and i
12:59asked
12:59if we could just isolate um your facial expression when you came up with your rope idea
13:07if you didn't know what the task was that would be a very troubling still
13:15we're back into crab and robot tones
13:17how did joanne do the task was to rescue the can she did all that in 22 minutes 20 seconds
13:24oh right good i'd save your applause
13:28bear in mind that steve did it in two minutes 19.
13:34right time for some adverts now boring
13:50you have returned just in the nick of time there's a cat that needs rescuing and he goes by the
13:54name of patatas yes patatas keeps getting stuck in the dome poor thing and now it's time for nick
14:00and sophie to let the cat out of the bag okay now can i go and get some stuff okay
14:06uh i'm just off to
14:08a shed do you know what soda i'm just gonna go in that's sort of like a cat isn't it
14:12that fur
14:15that's actually a cat oh no it's a wolf
14:20i can i can see the cat oh yeah the idea is to sort of make a little whole thing
14:27i might just go with
14:29the panda you know oh there he is i can see him you found patatas i could make it like
14:36a really sticky end
14:38make a sticky end all right now we go and have a look in the fed i need a fishing
14:44rod it's about
14:45fishing it's about fishing okay this looks good this looks good right couple of magnets oh yeah couple
14:54of magnets and a sticky end i think couple of magnets and a sticky end right down we go in
15:04i'm so close to the bastard oh my god oh it's actually heavier than it
15:19it looks now if i was taller bigger huger
15:35thanks catats
15:39are you allowed to go in right i order you to go and pick him up and put him on
15:44my hook
15:47now my head my arm can go in can't it oh yeah between us we might do this oh my
15:53goodness
15:53oh my goodness i think i've done it gosh come on oh my god it's very heavy actually
16:00they didn't sit with me oh my god i can't believe it yes patatas right here we go so
16:14yes
16:22safe we've rescued the cat in the traditional method of flinging onto a roof
16:28yes you come on you little bastard come on he's nearly here come on
16:33whoo stop the clock good work
16:43i'm glad he rescued patatas yeah yeah you like him he's all right i feel a bit resentful but
16:49yeah thank you
16:53i got the impression that neither of you were particularly concerned about patatas welfare during
16:58that every man for himself i think isn't it every cat yeah did it say that we have to protect
17:06its welfare no i just think i expected sort of internal kindness from you
17:14what's nick's system called a couple of magnets and a sticky end
17:17ah yes and then you flung it through the hole the time was 14 minutes
17:22oh 14 minutes sophie took 10 minutes to spot to spot patatas
17:31she took 26 minutes and six seconds
17:36one person left famously cats catch robins but can robins catch cat
17:46this has got to be something hasn't it what's that for why is there that on the end
17:54ah that's good
17:58there we go
18:06patatas
18:10patatas
18:14patatas
18:15i've stopped the clock off
18:17bye bye
18:17bye bye
18:23can i just add that over the past few minutes of watching everybody else's i've been having a very
18:29slow level heart attack because i thought did you remember to take it out of the top hole
18:33you'll be thrilled here you did i did i miss yeah i'm panicking but unfortunately what i do
18:40do you have to disqualify you no what no i'm only joking oh my god i'm actually sweating
18:53there is there is slight extra news though no we did heavily edit that you got very suspicious
18:59first of all there was no cat at all then you thought the boxing glove might be a distraction
19:03then you opened the grabber then you went to the shed to look for a hook and then you came
19:06back
19:06your total time was three minutes 24 which is actually one minute slower than steve
19:13so the actual timings sophie gets one point obviously two to joanne three to nick four to john but
19:18five in the end of steve temberton
19:24scoreboard please yes well we have three people joanne nick and john all on seven points
19:29sophie's on two and steve's in the lead with ten points
19:31okay please may we have a team task alex oh yes good shout gregopotamus and whoops
19:41i think i think um whoopsie i think we've blown the visual fx budget for the whole series watch this
20:00hello
20:06jesus john
20:10i'm so sorry alex where's alex did we have to find him
20:22oh god
20:23oh dear
20:27a floating envelope and a floating head
20:29amazing oh i caught it well done
20:34oh
20:36oh
20:37oh thank you
20:39are you a green screen yeah i'm a green screen right do the most epic thing
20:47using green material and this green screen ones
20:51you have 30 minutes your time starts now why does it only green material though it turns everything
20:58invisible so i don't understand alex i think we're going to spend about 25 minutes working out what
21:02green screen is and then we're going to come back with a plan okay yeah my head's going to float
21:07away
21:07now is it really but no because it's not green behind you doesn't have to be doesn't it thank you
21:15well done alex see you later
21:25there's a certain little smug look you get on your face when you've when you've done a thing you
21:29like you like the floating head didn't you yeah i don't understand it either but it is because
21:33i couldn't see my body at all it's so weird
21:38okay shall we start let's go let's start with the crazy guys nick
21:41and steve and their epic vision
21:53pancakes pancakes
22:06fun
22:07fun
22:24fun
22:24fun
22:24fun
22:25fun
22:39fun
22:39fun
22:39fun
22:39fun
22:39fun
22:48fun
22:48fun
22:55fun
22:56lunge
22:56fun
22:57fun
22:57fun
22:57fun
22:57fun
22:57fun
22:57fun
22:58fun
22:59fun
23:00LAUGHTER
23:04How is it?
23:06Epic.
23:15Because it was supposed to be the most ambitious thing,
23:17I was thinking, you know, the scale of ambition
23:19perhaps could have been better until the mouth came out.
23:23Just the fact that a wormhole appears.
23:27If I may call your mouth that.
23:30LAUGHTER
23:30What's so much of a narrative, Steve, in your mind?
23:33I was just trying to give, you know,
23:35a man who's decided he wants pancakes
23:37and is conjuring them up somehow.
23:39I thought he seemed quite smug.
23:41Yeah, yeah.
23:41The pancake guy.
23:43Well, that's just a bit of me coming through.
23:45LAUGHTER
23:46Right, break time.
23:48Close your eyes.
23:49Count to 180 and those nasty little adverts will have disappeared.
23:52Ready?
23:52Go!
23:59APPLAUSE
24:03Hello, and a warm welcome back to part three of Taskmaster.
24:07We're in the middle of a task where they have to do some epic things.
24:10Yeah, man.
24:11While wearing green or blue onesies and using green or blue material,
24:15they can let their imaginations go wild with the endless possibilities
24:18of visual effects.
24:20For example, the team of two made pancakes.
24:23LAUGHTER
24:23Now, it's the other team's turn to blow us away with their epic visuals.
24:27It's John, Joanne and Sophie.
24:30It's very dull being a Tudor queen.
24:33I just wish something exciting would happen.
24:37Oh.
24:38Oh!
24:39Lick me.
24:40You are.
24:41Lick, lick me, I'm magic.
24:43You're magic?
24:44Oh, go on, then.
24:47Ooh.
24:48Ooh.
24:49Ooh.
24:51Ooh.
24:53Ooh.
24:53Oh, gosh.
24:54Ooh.
24:56Ooh.
24:56Floating clock.
25:00Ooh, God.
25:01Ooh, God.
25:02Ooh, bloody hell.
25:03It's an armless mannequin.
25:05What time is it?
25:06Ooh, God.
25:07I'm about to take flight, John.
25:10Can't see nothing.
25:11Ooh.
25:12Ooh, God, I am.
25:13I'm off.
25:13Ooh, blimey.
25:14Sorry, sorry, sorry, John.
25:18Fuckin' hell.
25:20Ooh!
25:21Ooh!
25:22Ooh!
25:22I'm having to fly!
25:25Ooh!
25:26I'm having to fly!
25:27Ooh!
25:27I'm having to fly!
25:27I'm having to fly!
25:28I'm flying!
25:29Oh, bloody no!
25:31Slow, slow, slow, but good fly!
25:34APPLAUSE
25:40Ah, the classic cry of the Tudor queen.
25:44Bloody Nora, I'm flying!
25:47Ah!
25:48It's actually much better than I remember.
25:50Is it?
25:51Yeah!
25:52If you'd want to see the state of us on the day, it was carnage.
25:56Can I just tell you what I saw as a viewer?
25:59Right.
26:00A Tudor queen.
26:02She licks a frog.
26:04Mm.
26:05Six unconnected objects float over her.
26:08Yeah.
26:09And she announces that she's going to fly off, and she does.
26:11She tells John she's going to as well.
26:13Yes.
26:15Also, the unconnected items, I would argue they're not as unconnected as you've said.
26:19We've got...
26:19There's no need to take that withering tone with me.
26:22We've got two different peppers.
26:25A red pepper and a yellow pepper to symbolise heat and the sun.
26:33And then we've got the armless torso to represent...
26:37Toxic masculinity.
26:39Exactly.
26:39LAUGHTER
26:45APPLAUSE
26:46Um, is there any part of you, Steve, that thinks that yours was more epic than the team of three?
26:52Um...
26:53No.
26:54Yours was more ambitious, more epic.
26:57Ours was more...
26:59better.
27:00APPLAUSE
27:03I'm going to score them both very highly, cos I enjoyed them both very much.
27:08I'm going to give the team of three one more point.
27:10I'll give them five points, and I'll give the beautifully done but sedate pancake journey four points.
27:17There we go. Congratulations everyone.
27:19APPLAUSE
27:23One more task, please, little Alex Horne.
27:25OK.
27:25And now it's time to get hot and sticky in the lab.
27:29Ooh.
27:41Ah, you again.
27:42Hi, John.
27:44Ah, OK.
27:45Yeah, I see what's going on here.
27:48Where is this?
27:49There's no task!
27:52What is this?
27:53Where is this?
27:54One thing I don't have...
27:57Jesus, you guys.
28:02Magnus.
28:05Stick the heaviest thing to the board using three of the ingredients on the shelves.
28:20Once you've chosen your ingredients, you may not change your mind.
28:24Heaviest thing that sticks to the board for at least one minute wins.
28:27Have you actually tested any of this, though?
28:29Am I elaborate again?
28:30You have 12 minutes, and you must choose your thing in the first two minutes.
28:35So you're looking for the heaviest thing to stick to the board, and it's got to stay there for a
28:40minute, and I've got to create some kind of...
28:44...unduant?
28:45Is that a word?
28:46Sounds good.
28:47Your time starts now.
28:49I have two minutes to decide what thing...
28:51Out of anything in the whole world.
28:53But anything in the whole world?
28:55That you can get within two minutes.
28:56OK.
28:58This is science, basically.
29:00This is science?
29:01This is Elon Musk shit.
29:02It really is.
29:11What do you say you want, Stephen? An unduant?
29:14Yes.
29:14I lost confidence in the word halfway through.
29:18Well, I asked Alex to look it up, and it means a lubricant for sores.
29:22A lubricant for sores?
29:24Yeah.
29:25What did I mean?
29:26I don't know. Maybe you were chafing that day.
29:30Who are we going to see now, Alex?
29:32First up, here is Sticky Steve, Stick Mohammed, and Joanne McTacky.
29:37Here we go.
29:41OK, I went for...
29:43...a big thing of water.
29:45I don't know which is heavier.
29:48There is a set of scales there, if that would help.
29:51Oh, shit!
29:53Are we going with David?
29:55Yeah.
29:55OK.
29:5676 grams.
29:5816 grams.
30:0083.
30:02I'll go with the fish.
30:02I've never adhesed anything before.
30:04Never at all?
30:05No, it's my first time adhesing.
30:07OK.
30:07I'm going to go with selotape, with Velcro.
30:11Marmite.
30:12The classic.
30:13What's this? Can I use this?
30:15What is it?
30:15Silicon.
30:18I'm going to use those.
30:19Velcro.
30:20That.
30:21Styling gel.
30:23And silicon.
30:25Selotape shouldn't do it.
30:27Bowl of toffees.
30:28Blue-tap.
30:29OK.
30:30So it's a toffee, blue-tap.
30:32And selotape.
30:32Yeah.
30:33Argh!
30:37OK.
30:38Here we go.
30:39OK.
30:40You've got five minutes, fifty.
30:41Ooh.
30:42That's satisfying, isn't it?
30:43Here you go.
30:46OK.
30:47So...
30:47I mean...
30:48I...
30:53There's only one bit of selotape that is...
30:56Ugh.
31:01Now, I don't know if this is allowed.
31:06But...
31:08I'll sort of put my...
31:11sock...
31:19Oh, my God.
31:20It's not going to work.
31:24It's not going to do it on its own.
31:28You buggers.
31:30Oh, come on!
31:31OK, actually, that's fine.
31:34I'm going to stick that there, just...
31:37So...
31:37Pretty good.
31:42Oh, he's an awkward bugger.
31:44It's absolutely no good.
31:47It's no good.
31:48I could use some of this.
31:55Are you going to use me, my mind?
31:57I don't think it's necessary.
32:00Start the clock.
32:01OK, the clock has started.
32:03OK.
32:04It looks quite calm.
32:08Um...
32:09This is...
32:10This is great television.
32:1215 seconds.
32:14Oh, God.
32:16Does the sock even stick?
32:21There you go.
32:22Leave that for a minute.
32:23Yeah.
32:2445 seconds gone.
32:26I'm pleased.
32:28Ten.
32:29Never spent this long looking at a naked man before.
32:32I thought I'd nailed it, if I'm honest.
32:37Joanne, it's now been there for a minute.
32:39You have succeeded.
32:41And that's a minute.
32:43OK.
32:45So...
32:46I'll see if I can find you a new sock.
32:51One.
32:52You've succeeded.
32:53Oh!
32:55Oh!
32:56Oh!
33:01So your technique would be, pick something relatively light...
33:05Yeah.
33:05And just smush it against the board with whatever.
33:07Yeah.
33:08Don't fuck with the system.
33:10Just get it done, get out.
33:12I could smell the lunch.
33:14LAUGHTER
33:16You relied on...
33:18Blu-Tack.
33:19Blu-Tack and a chewy toffee.
33:21And you think that gave extra stability to the statue of David?
33:24I...
33:24Yeah, I think so.
33:25I think that...
33:26That bit of toffee, right in his crack...
33:30..was the unjunct that he needed.
33:32That's...
33:33LAUGHTER
33:34From time to time on this show, we start out watching an adult
33:38doing a task.
33:39And what we end up witnessing is a full breakdown.
33:43LAUGHTER
33:43You abandoned your idea with a water bottle,
33:45you used Velcro to attach a sock,
33:48which was not the intended object.
33:49And more pertinently, not a heavy object,
33:52and it didn't stick anyway.
33:54No.
33:55Then you smeared hair gel and silicone at the sides of it.
33:58LAUGHTER
33:59And then that fell off.
34:00Now...
34:01LAUGHTER
34:02What...
34:02What part of that makes you think I'm mad?
34:04LAUGHTER
34:07I genuinely found myself feeling sorry for you.
34:09Like...
34:10In a way that would have...
34:10Get me some points?
34:12No.
34:13LAUGHTER
34:13Did he get it to stick for a while?
34:15Not the bottle, no.
34:16The bottle was...
34:17He chose the bottle, it didn't stick.
34:18I don't think he did the task.
34:20He didn't.
34:21Well, I imagine that Joanne's fish is as light as a feather.
34:25No, it's as light as four mice.
34:26I tell you, I lack ambition.
34:2886 grams, four mice.
34:29Steve's 33 and a half mice.
34:31713 grams.
34:32Nice.
34:33One part left to go, and in it, someone will go home with a biggish calculator.
34:39Come on.
34:39We'll see you in a minute.
34:41APPLAUSE
34:52Hello.
34:53And welcome back.
34:55And to our Welsh viewers, also hello.
34:58LAUGHTER
34:59There's a task in the lab which still needs completion.
35:02Sticky Alex?
35:03Oh, yes, Greg, but that's what happens when Daddy forgets to talc me.
35:06T-t-t-t.
35:07LAUGHTER
35:09Coincidentally, the task in play is also a sticky one.
35:11Finally, Sophie and John take to the board.
35:14Have you chosen your item?
35:16I've chosen my item and I'm now questioning it a lot.
35:18It's a star that's coming off the wall.
35:21Great.
35:22OK.
35:22OK.
35:23I'll select the thing.
35:24I'm going to go chopping board.
35:25That's a big star.
35:27Yeah.
35:27But I think the trick is something here, you see,
35:32that could actually...
35:34LAUGHTER
35:35Not gone well.
35:36Please don't hurt yourself.
35:37Not gone well.
35:38It's quite heavy.
35:39It's probably too heavy.
35:41Should have picked it up first.
35:43So we're starting with sell tape and velcro?
35:45Yep.
35:46OK.
35:46I think I went too big, didn't I?
35:48Well, it's massive.
35:49Yeah.
35:50I got greedy.
35:52Right.
35:53This is very silly, but I'm going to just try this
35:55because I wonder if you put enough of these on,
35:58whether it actually holds.
36:00I didn't think I was a competitive person,
36:02but something's happened to me over the time I've been doing this
36:06and I've fundamentally changed as a person, I think.
36:13Right.
36:16Surprising, isn't it?
36:18Right, let's give this a go.
36:20It's an initial...
36:22An initial go.
36:27Start the clock, please.
36:28Start the clock, please.
36:29Start the clock, please.
36:31The clock's gone.
36:34I've actually smashed the shit out of this.
36:37To be honest, we were all surprised.
36:40I wasn't expecting that.
36:43That is absolutely bloody fabulous.
36:47While that's happening, we're going to pick two more.
36:50Oh, but I haven't got any liquid.
36:52Son of a bitch.
36:55I'll just put some nice sweets around.
36:58For whoever might fancy one.
37:00That's lovely, isn't it?
37:02It is wonderful.
37:03We're just going to get the flour into honey.
37:06All right, we're going with flour, honey and blue tape.
37:10Oh, this might not be a bad idea, actually.
37:13This looks just like glue.
37:15There's engineers watching this going,
37:17he's absolutely nailed this.
37:19LAUGHTER
37:21For centuries...
37:23..humankind has been mixing.
37:25No, that's absolute crap.
37:27LAUGHTER
37:29It has been up there for a minute now.
37:32That's fantastic, isn't it?
37:33See you later.
37:34Bye-bye.
37:36All right, here's a case of dotting the paste.
37:39I think what I'm doing here is making the chopping board heavier.
37:43Five...
37:44Four...
37:46Three...
37:47Two...
37:48One...
37:49Start the timer, please.
37:54How long have we got now?
37:56Shit the bed!
37:57Shit the bed!
37:58Shit the bed!
37:59Shit the bed!
38:01APPLAUSE
38:08Well, you summed it up yourself, really, didn't you?
38:11Yeah.
38:11I've absolutely smashed the shit out of this.
38:13LAUGHTER
38:14I think my intelligence may lie in manual labour.
38:18LAUGHTER
38:19Structural integrity, I fucking knew.
38:22You're talking with the passion of a turn-of-the-century mill worker.
38:27LAUGHTER
38:28It was a very heavy start, it was 3.3 kilograms.
38:34APPLAUSE
38:36John, I had such hope for you.
38:38At one point, I thought,
38:39this man is going to be the face of Blu-Tack if people do this.
38:42LAUGHTER
38:43I think I forgot.
38:44You could pick anything in the world to stick to the whiteboard.
38:48Yeah.
38:48And I suddenly fixated on the stuff that was in front of me.
38:51LAUGHTER
38:51And solely the chopping board.
38:53And you used honey and flour to try and...
38:55Was it honey?
38:56Well, after the Blu-Tack failed, he said,
38:58we're now entering the world of paste.
39:01LAUGHTER
39:02Let's give some points out.
39:04Nick and John both chose heavy things
39:06but didn't manage to stick them on.
39:08So it's zero points to John and Nick.
39:09Joanne, you get a full three points for your 85 grand fish.
39:12Keep it simple.
39:14Steve, four points, but Sophie's was four times heavier than his.
39:17Wow.
39:17And she gets the full five points.
39:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:23Let's see a scoreboard, shall we?
39:25OK, well, Nick at the bottom, I'm afraid, with 11 points,
39:28and Steve at the top with 18 points at the moment.
39:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:34Very good.
39:35Right, can you please all head to the stage
39:37for the final task of the show?
39:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:44Hi there, baby cakes.
39:46That's me.
39:47Who's reading the task out?
39:49Sophie Willem.
39:50Guess the movie that your team-mate is saying.
39:53Your team-mate can only say the first three letters
39:56of each word of the movie title.
39:59Most movies in each round wins.
40:02One member of the team will go inside the movie booth
40:04and they'll pop their head through the little hole.
40:07I will show you some cards with movie titles in,
40:09and they will also have the first three letters of each word.
40:12So, if it said Jurassic Park, it will also say Jura-pa.
40:15And all you're allowed to say is Jura-pa, Jura-pa, Jura-pa.
40:19Three rounds.
40:20The team of two are going to go first.
40:21Nick, please enter the booth.
40:25APPLAUSE
40:26OK, good luck, everyone.
40:28Your time starts when I reveal the first card.
40:31OK, OK.
40:31Good luck.
40:32And off we go.
40:33The nut pro.
40:35The nut...
40:35The nutty professor.
40:36Yeah.
40:37Pulp fic.
40:38Pulp fiction.
40:40Or...
40:41Bam...
40:42Bambi.
40:43Fi...
40:44Clue.
40:46Fi...
40:47Clue.
40:48Big...
40:49Clue.
40:50Big...
40:51Clue.
40:52By Clue.
40:53By Clue.
40:54By Clue.
40:55By Clue.
40:56Yes.
40:57The...
40:57The sum...
40:59Apo...
41:00May.
41:00There's something about...
41:02There's something about Mary.
41:03Yes.
41:05Se...
41:05Pry...
41:06R...
41:09Se...
41:09Se...
41:11Pry...
41:12Se...
41:12Pry...
41:12Yes.
41:18They've scored a total of six movies.
41:21Not bad.
41:22Not bad.
41:28You're ready.
41:29Okay.
41:29Good luck, Sophie.
41:31Your time starts...
41:32Now.
41:33Goo.
41:34Goldfinger.
41:35Goo.
41:36Pass.
41:38The goo.
41:42The goo.
41:43The goo.
41:45The goo.
41:45The goo.
41:45The goo.
41:45The goo.
41:45The Goonies.
41:46Yes.
41:46The Goonies.
41:46The big boy.
41:49Titanic.
41:50One.
41:51One.
41:52Wonder Woman.
41:54What.
41:55One.
41:56One.
41:57One.
41:57One.
41:57One.
41:59One.
42:00One.
42:02One.
42:028
42:03The shower rod
42:05Yes
42:077
42:09The bull id
42:10The bull identity
42:18Only one class there
42:20It was Goodfellas
42:22That team scored a total of 8 movies
42:25Wow
42:271-0
42:28Time for C Penitent to enter
42:30And the length of the bulls
42:32LAUGHTER
42:36Steve, your time starts now
42:39The mate
42:41Matrix, Matrix
42:42The mum
42:44The mummy
42:44Braveheart
42:46Don
42:47Don
42:52Million dollar baby
42:56Miss imp
42:57Mr. Incredible
43:00Miss
43:02Imp
43:02Mission Impossible
43:07They scored
43:08Six movies
43:09There we are
43:12Go on, please
43:14Hello, Alex
43:16Hello, John
43:18Thor
43:19Thor
43:20Thor
43:21Thor
43:24Batsan
43:24Batsanta
43:26Snap
43:27Snatch
43:29Bat
43:29Beg
43:31Bat
43:32Big
43:33Batman
43:33Big Man
43:34Bat
43:35Big
43:37Bat
43:38Beg
43:38Batman begins
43:39The
43:40The
43:42The
43:43Bor
43:44Jum
43:46Jum
43:46Jum
43:49Jum
43:50Meet the
43:51Per
43:51Meet the
43:52parents
43:52The
43:53Us
43:53The Usual
43:55Suspect
43:57Mrs. Dow
43:59Don't lie!
44:01We've got eight!
44:02We've got seven, three!
44:05Well done!
44:07Can I ask which cinema I can see Batman Big Man in?
44:12And if that's sold out, can I see John Mungo somewhere?
44:16We are going to make it harder in round three.
44:18Oh, no. We're now going to say the last three letters of each movie.
44:22What?! Wow.
44:23Nick, please enter the booth for a second time.
44:25This is terrifying.
44:26The time starts now.
44:29Rob Roy?
44:31Roy.
44:33Roy.
44:34Roy.
44:35Roy.
44:36Roy.
44:38Ron Man.
44:40Ron Man.
44:41Something wrong, something man.
44:42Ron Man.
44:43Something...
44:44Iron Man!
44:44Yes!
44:46Eid.
44:48Eid.
44:49Eid.
44:50Eid.
44:50Eid.
44:51Speed.
44:51Yes!
44:52Old Talcat.
44:55Old Talcat.
44:56Old Talcat.
44:57Old...
44:58Old Talcat.
44:58No.
44:59Old Talcat.
45:01Ah!
45:02Old Talcat.
45:03Full metal jacket.
45:07Eid.
45:09They got three.
45:10They did not get Roy.
45:11Roy.
45:12It is Roy.
45:13Out you come, Nick.
45:14Out you come.
45:15Joanne, please enter the booth.
45:16So it's three to beat.
45:17If they do that, it's a whitewash.
45:19OK.
45:19Happy?
45:20Yeah.
45:20You don't look comfy.
45:23I'm glad you've got a body normally.
45:26It's a lot, the face on its own.
45:28It is a bit.
45:29It's the last three letters.
45:30Starting now.
45:32Iron...
45:33The...
45:33Sorry.
45:34Iron-ing.
45:36The...
45:36Iron-ing.
45:37The shining.
45:38No.
45:39Iron-ing.
45:41The...
45:41Pass.
45:44B.
45:45B.
45:46B.
45:47Speed.
45:48It's more difficult than speed.
45:49Try that one for a laugh.
45:53Erm...
45:53That was...
45:54I would say.
45:56This is...
45:57Ang-ang.
45:57Oh, kiss kiss bang.
45:58Yeah!
45:59They got one.
46:00That was amazing.
46:01That was a tough line.
46:03Yeah, the iron-ing.
46:05You will kick yourself.
46:05Steve's got it.
46:06The Lion King.
46:07The Lion King.
46:07The Lion King.
46:08And Barbie was B.
46:10Oh, come on.
46:12That means team three got two, the team of two got one.
46:17Come down and join me.
46:18We will have that to the final score.
46:25Very tight game in the end.
46:262-1.
46:26Well, they clawed one back.
46:27Five points to the team of three.
46:29Yes.
46:30Three points to the others.
46:31Which means...
46:32Nick?
46:33Yes.
46:34You came last.
46:36Tight at the top, though.
46:37Joanne, a massive 20 points.
46:39But the winner for a second week in a row is Steve with 21 points.
46:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:44He's running away with it.
46:47Steve Bromberton wins.
46:49Please head upside down to the stage and upturn your prizes.
46:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:11And visites.
47:19No one done at the next week.
47:24Thank you, buddy.
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