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Meu Cara Certo
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00:00Three months' salary on the small fonds, hen.
00:03Right or better about this Valentine's Day gift.
00:08Hey, tell me, tell me I'm a good boy.
00:11Yeah, yeah, I am...
00:14What the fuck are you doing?!
00:21I'm not fucking eating this shit!
00:25No, no, no, no.
00:26Fucking stepsister.
00:30Fucking asshole.
00:33This is all fucking bullshit!
00:50Welcome back, boss.
00:51So, three days from now, you're officially the boss of Vanderbilt Group.
00:54As per your dear grandpa's orders.
00:56Mr. Vanderbilt, that is.
00:58Ready for all the fun that comes with it?
01:04You find her yet?
01:05Not yet, boss. I'm...
01:07I'm still on it.
01:16By the way, boss.
01:18About your engagement with the Parkers...
01:21I told you!
01:22It's her or no one!
01:23Pull over!
01:35Where is she?
01:38Where is she?
01:48Where is she?
01:51Ugh!
01:52Get out of the room!
01:55Ugh!
01:56Look at you all lovey-dovey and shit.
01:59I didn't even get a kiss today.
02:01I...
02:02I lost a guy before he could even kiss me.
02:07So, yeah.
02:09Happy fucking Valentine's Day to me!
02:14What am I gonna find?
02:16My mystery, right?
02:21Hello?
02:23Anyone up there?
02:37Holy shit!
02:38It's her!
02:44Oh!
02:45Gotta express!
02:50Are you my mystery?
02:53Will you marry me?
02:56I do.
03:07Ready to go in?
03:11Uh...
03:12Look, sir.
03:13I...
03:14I'm sorry about earlier.
03:15I was wasted.
03:16I'm sober now.
03:17And I said yes without really meaning it.
03:19I don't really do the whole marrying strangers thing.
03:23Strangers?
03:25She doesn't remember me?
03:27Yeah.
03:27So, I just got out of a breakup.
03:29I'm not really looking to get into a new one.
03:31And look, I get it.
03:32I'm cute.
03:33Guys drop on their knee all the time.
03:34But I'm just not that type of girl.
03:36So...
03:38I...
03:40Oh!
03:42Hello?
03:47Ms. Parker, congratulations.
03:50You've won the first prize in the castle off of Valentine's Day raffle a luxurious mansion.
03:55No way!
03:57Are you...
03:58Are you for real?
03:59Absolutely.
04:00Just bring your husband and your marriage certificate to claim it.
04:03Hell yeah.
04:04Fuck that cheating, ex.
04:06I just want a damn mansion.
04:11Wait...
04:12Husband and marriage certificate...
04:18Hey!
04:19Wait!
04:19Mister!
04:22Hey!
04:22Wait!
04:23I missed her.
04:26So...
04:26Why do you want to marry me?
04:29She doesn't remember me at all.
04:31If I tell her I've been looking for her for ten years, she'll think I'm nuts.
04:36My family is pressuring me for marriage.
04:40Perfect!
04:41A fake marriage.
04:42We both get what we want.
04:44I play the doting wife.
04:45You play the smitten husband.
04:46Let's do it!
04:52Mom!
04:54Dad!
04:55Look at what Olivia did to me!
04:57You have to do something about this!
05:01Well, if you hadn't stolen her boyfriend, she wouldn't have thrown coffee on you.
05:06What the hell are you saying?
05:08Your little brats fucked up my daughter's face!
05:11Are you happy now?
05:13Exactly!
05:14How am I supposed to marry the Vanderbelts now?
05:16Huh?
05:18That engagement was set up by Diana.
05:20For Livia.
05:22Not you.
05:23Stop it!
05:24Your dead ex-wife doesn't run this household anymore!
05:26I do!
05:28So go get your little princess so I can put her in her place.
05:35That mansion's basically mine.
05:38That mansion's basically mine.
05:51I have to go, but we'll pick up the prize tomorrow.
05:54Okay?
05:57Hey!
05:58What prize?
06:00Olivia, I'll make you remember me.
06:05Dale!
06:07I got married.
06:09Send some gifts to my wife's family.
06:14Daddy, Mom, are you okay?
06:16You little tramp.
06:18Finally come home to face the glory.
06:20Look what you've done to my daughter's face.
06:26You helped them trick me?
06:28Honey, you shouldn't have thrown your coffee out, Bianca.
06:32Just apologize to her.
06:34No, Deb, she deserved it!
06:36What the fuck did you just say?
06:40I said you deserved it.
06:42You slept with my boyfriend and now you're acting like a victim.
06:44You little bitch.
06:46Mr. Vanderbilt's back and Bianca's marrying him.
06:49So if you run your mouth off outside this house, I'll rip your tongue out!
06:53You two are really shameless.
06:56That engagement was set up by my mother for me before she died.
07:02Why does it belong to Bianca?
07:04Olivia, just do what Vivian says and don't bring up your mom.
07:09You've failed her.
07:12And you've failed me too.
07:14Ever since you cheated with this...
07:16this homewrecker.
07:20Mom and I have...
07:21stopped being part of your family.
07:26You know what?
07:28Doesn't matter.
07:30Because I'm getting married.
07:32What?
07:36Starting tomorrow I'm moving out.
07:40Wait.
07:41Who would marry you?
07:43Did you find some homeless guy on the side of the walk or...
07:46Wait, wait, wait.
07:48Did you trick a blind guy to it?
07:50Shush!
07:58Wedding gigs from Vanderbilt's Tamil.
08:02Could you help yourself?
08:09Why are you hurt me?
08:18Is it a girl?
08:18Don't!
08:19No, I'm not.
08:22It's not me, I'm not.
08:27No!
08:27There's loads of time.
08:29I'm telling you!
08:29It's okay.
08:30No, I'm sorry.
08:30I'm sorry.
08:31said he wouldn't marry her, but he's already sending wedding gifts? What the hell is he
08:35playing at? Yes, everything you see here is for Miss Parker, all personally selected by
08:42Mr. Vanderbilt. Do thank him for these exquisite gifts. They've just been so quickly after he
08:51returned. Our families will definitely be doing big dealings in the future. Yeah, well, since
08:57the gifts have been delivered, we will be on our way.
09:07Oh my! You see, any of these is worth more than whatever trash you married could ever, ever afford.
09:21Who cares? My husband's hot as hell. Go find Mr. Vanderbilt or something a little
09:27risky. Hook him and you're set for life. Yeah, good luck with that. Mr. Vanderbilt doesn't
09:35date. Wonder. Maybe he's one of those guys that can't get it up.
09:48Why's my ear burning? Feels like somebody's talking shit.
09:58What are you doing here? Baby, I just couldn't wait to see you the second you get back.
10:03Uh, don't baby me. We've spoken like what? Three times?
10:07Come on, baby. I even got a little surprise for you. I just can't wait to be with you.
10:15I can't wait to be doing something naughty with you.
10:32From now on, no more random guests allowed. Yes, sir.
10:44Playing hard to get? You should send me a fortune in gifts. You totally want me, man.
11:06Welcome to your castle of love, grand prize mansion. You're telling me this place is all mine?
11:14You're telling me this place is all mine? That's right. Have a seat.
11:21For the agreements, you and your husband live here together for 90 full days.
11:27Then, this mansion is yours forever. If we find any fraud during this period,
11:32it will charge you 5 million penalty.
11:365 million? I couldn't pay that even if I emptied my organs on eBay.
11:41Uh, wait, I have to live here with him? For 90 days?
11:47Yes, exactly. You two are married. Of course, you are living together, right?
11:52Uh, unless this marriage isn't real?
11:56Oh, no. Of course it's real. I am fine with it. But my husband? It's just he has a problem.
12:04Oh, I'm totally more than fine. One of a kind grand prizes. A huge honor.
12:12My wife and I are going to live here sweetly. Forever.
12:15Oh, great. If there are no issues, then sign the hairpiece.
12:24There you go. Darling.
12:26Thank you, darling.
12:30Perfect. Enjoy your new married life.
12:36Listen, this is a fake 90-day marriage.
12:39Day 91, we divorce.
12:42Okay?
12:49Sweetheart, right now, you're the one begging me.
12:52And that's not how you ask for a favor.
13:01Okay. 90 days with a guy this hot. I might not hate my life.
13:06Damn. This pic's real.
13:09Oh, God. What are you doing?
13:12Hands off.
13:13Fia, hands off.
13:17You're right.
13:18I'm the one that needs this.
13:21So when we divorce, I will give you half of the mansion.
13:24Okay?
13:24Okay.
13:26Bye.
13:27So, she's actually kind of fun.
13:36This place is huge.
13:38I could totally get lost in here.
13:41What's this room for?
14:00His body is insane.
14:05I like what you're saying.
14:06I-I-I didn't mean to.
14:28I-I didn't mean to.
14:37Oh, my God.
14:38So, this is my first kiss.
14:41This is what it actually feels like.
14:43Warm, dizzy.
14:45Wow.
14:46He's stupidly hot.
14:48The lips.
14:49The lips.
14:50The chest.
14:50The abs.
14:51The abs.
14:52Okay.
14:52Yeah.
14:54He really knows what he's doing.
14:55He really knows what he's doing.
14:59Yeah.
15:02Olivia, Olivia, Olivia.
15:04Now, I heard you won a big ol' prize.
15:07That's none of your business.
15:10Babe.
15:11Listen.
15:12That day was a misunderstanding.
15:16A bummer.
15:18Babe?
15:19Babe?
15:25That was so rude.
15:31No wonder she's rushed into marriage.
15:34She must have done it for the price.
15:36And probably grabbed some hobo off the streets to do that.
15:41You know what?
15:42Once I can prove it's fake,
15:46the five million dollars penalty will bury her.
15:50If you handled things better in the first place,
15:54that mansion would be my-I mean, ours.
15:59Righter.
16:00Think bigger.
16:02Never mind a mansion.
16:03Once I marry the Vanderbilt group,
16:08we'll be rolling in gold.
16:11You are so naughty.
16:14Show me how good and naughty you are.
16:27Everyone, start from today,
16:30Mr. Vanderbilt officially takes over the group as CEO.
16:37As his secondary and his future wife,
16:41my words are his words.
16:43Meow.
16:45Of course, Mrs. Vanderbilt,
16:48we are all yours.
16:50That's right.
16:51We're all on your side.
16:53Okay.
16:54Mr. Vanderbilt is gonna be here any minute now.
16:57So, everyone, chop chop,
17:01get your project ready.
17:03You're gonna be reporting to the CEO.
17:05Yes, ma'am.
17:08You.
17:10Come here.
17:12Me?
17:13Yeah, you.
17:14Here.
17:17What can I get for you,
17:19Mrs. Vanderbilt?
17:21Let's see.
17:22Get me a coffee
17:23and make sure it's scalding hot.
17:26Okay.
17:27Sure thing.
17:28Shh.
17:35Here you go, Mrs. Vanderbilt.
17:37Here you go, Mrs. Vanderbilt.
17:37Here you go.
17:47Ow, no, Mrs. Vanderbilt.
17:49Please don't.
17:51Knew you'd pull this crap.
17:52Idiots.
17:54Coffee's roomed hell.
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