00:08Hey, Gav.
00:10Okay, we honestly don't need to pretend as if you're a hack-assie trick.
00:15Okay, so have you decided yet?
00:19Un-
00:19Come on, Gav, you know what I'm talking about.
00:21Don't call me Gav, you don't have that privilege.
00:23You're supposedly having my kid, so I think for the time being, you can have other privilege,
00:27don't you?
00:28Forget what this is supposed to be, stuff.
00:29Which brings me back to my question, have you decided on which way to do with me?
00:33Yeah.
00:34You know that?
00:35Yes.
00:38Neither of us have any plans on making this work.
00:42You don't want me?
00:43No, I don't want you to do it.
00:46Allegedly.
00:49Whatever, I-
00:52So, does that mean we decided on doing this or what?
00:54If anyone's gonna go up to anything, it's me, not me.
00:58Why don't you answer the damn question?
01:00Listen, I can get money and send a team by this weekend, and after that, I'll be with you.
01:04Alright, we-
01:06Oh no, don't mind me, just pretend I'm not here.
01:08I'm real good at that arm today, man.
01:10I take a gift as a girl.
01:12No, I mean, yes.
01:14Alyssa, what are you doing?
01:15How did you find me?
01:16How did I find you?
01:17How did I find you?
01:17I thought I would be stupid.
01:18And I know all about you and you're gonna spawn the same thing.
01:22Spawn the same thing?
01:23Yeah, meet Lucifer himself.
01:25Yeah, meet Lucifer himself.
01:26Hmm, clearly.
01:27I just came to wish you two a beautiful life together because you're certainly willing to-
01:31Come on, baby, listen, I can explain-
01:33Oh, can you?
01:33I would love to hear this.
01:35What happened exactly?
01:36Did you slip and fall into her vagina?
01:39Or-
01:40Did you even use protection?
01:41What-
01:41Don't answer it.
01:42I don't even want to know.
01:43Because now I'm holding back vomit.
01:45I thought it had brought up with some chick and it's slipping with me.
01:49This was so embarrassing.
01:51I think this is something she does.
01:53Oh, I see.
01:55This has happened before.
01:57Got you.
01:58You know what?
01:58I'mma leave y'all two alone because clearly y'all two still have something to talk about.
02:02Oh, no, no, no, honey.
02:03Please take him home with you because he's most certainly not coming home with me.
02:06But we don't have a place to live yet.
02:08Oh, I got a place to stay, alright?
02:09I am not broke.
02:10Ah, but you are single.
02:12I'll make sure of that.
02:14Bye, Damien.
02:15You know what?
02:15Yeah, bye.
02:31See someone's all packed?
02:33Yeah, man.
02:35Visit my family upstate for the weekend.
02:37This should be fun.
02:39Hey, bro, I know you're happy.
02:41You finally get the place to yourself again.
02:43Look, the first thing I'm doing is I'm walking around naked when you leave.
02:47Ah, thanks for the mental image, Travis.
02:50But nah, I think I'll probably just chill.
02:52I don't really have any plans in mind.
02:55Wait, wait, wait.
02:55You're not going to invite that girl Jasmine over for some good old Netflix and chill?
02:58Come on, man.
02:59You got the place to yourself.
03:00Have an orgy or something.
03:01Be in the door for once.
03:02I think I'll pass on the orgy, even though it's tempting.
03:05But I told Jasmine we should just play it cool for now.
03:08I took your advice.
03:10I gotta get rid of the dead weight, aka my ex, before I try to bring someone else into the
03:14picture.
03:14Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
03:15You talking about that shit that I was saying at the bar?
03:17Yeah.
03:18I was drunk.
03:19But you had some points.
03:21Look, I was just saying, don't put all your eggs in one basket.
03:24Come on, dude.
03:25Make up your mind.
03:26Look, I'm just saying, everybody's got a roster.
03:30What, you think you're the only guy that's just entertaining right now?
03:32Come on, man.
03:33We're all grown.
03:34All right, well, then call me naive.
03:36But she's a nice girl, and I want to see where it goes.
03:39And I'm not going to do that with my ex in the picture.
03:42Mm, fair enough.
03:44Me, personally, I say fuck it.
03:46But don't take my advice.
03:47I'm the single one.
03:48I'm single, too.
03:49Eh, judging by the way you start arguing with your ex, something's still there.
03:54But I'm heading out, man.
03:55I'll catch you later.
03:57All right.
04:19halo?
04:22Hey, what's up?
04:23Um, you busy tonight?
04:27Nah, just wanted to have a talk.
04:31face to face
04:35all right
04:36I know just what you've been thinking low-key
04:38no one could do it more deeper than me
04:41you should just come spend a weekend with me
04:43I give you my love make you weak in the knees
04:45girl you a beauty but boo I'm a beast
04:48know you've been working and doing no tea
04:50I work till it bursts on the surface
04:52may hurt but it's e-cricket letter
04:54this news
05:09Robin
05:11hey boo
05:13come in
05:18you look
05:20damn you look good
05:22oh this is nothing
05:24just that I look nice to the studio
05:26who knows who will be there
05:28studio
05:31hey
05:31are we going to the studio today
05:36oh no no I don't have a studio
05:40not like a traditional one at least
05:43huh
05:44what the fuck is this
05:49um
05:52what is
05:53this
05:56sorry
05:56it's my bad
05:57I should have been more clear
05:58when I told you I wanted to record with you
06:00it wasn't going to be like in an actual studio
06:02studio
06:03I make all my music with this
06:04I make all my music with this
06:07oh
06:08hmm
06:08this is
06:09too
06:11stupid
06:15look I
06:16if you have something else in mind
06:18like
06:19we can totally do that instead
06:20it's like not a big deal
06:24no it's
06:25it's fine
06:26I just thought we'd be going out
06:28maybe
06:29we can go to
06:30my sister
06:33okay about that
06:35we can totally do that
06:37just not today
06:38oh my god
06:39is he broke
06:40I uh
06:41just
06:42haven't gotten paid yet
06:44he's broke
06:45oh god
06:46the room's spinning
06:47oh
06:49it's
06:50it's fine
06:52it's no big deal
06:53really
06:58listen
07:01I feel like really bad now
07:03because like you look amazing
07:05and I look like a bum
07:06the shoe fits
07:08oh please
07:09I always look like this
07:13I bet
07:16you know what
07:17I
07:19cleared off my schedule
07:20so
07:21let's have some fun
07:25really?
07:27you okay with
07:28courting in my studio
07:31of course
07:36all right then
07:37cool
07:38let me just go
07:39cleaned up
07:40and we can listen to some tracks
07:41mm-hmm
08:04you like the place?
08:07oh
08:07I figured since you took me out
08:09you know last time
08:10I should return the favor
08:13oh so is this a pity date?
08:16quit playing
08:17you know I didn't mean it like that
08:18mm-hmm
08:20mm-hmm
08:21right
08:21I mean
08:22okay
08:23I'm kidding
08:23I'm kidding
08:24this place is pretty nice
08:26yeah
08:26see if someone's trying to make a good impression
08:28oh yeah
08:29is it working?
08:31we'll see
08:33that's all right
08:34I'm up for a challenge
08:36okay
08:36but
08:37excuse me for one moment
08:39I gotta go to the bathroom
08:40okay
08:41yeah go ahead
08:41I'll get the drinks
08:42all right cool
08:45mm-hmm
08:46mm-hmm
08:46girl
08:46what are you doing?
08:48don't pay for the drinks
08:49he took you out
08:50next thing you know
08:51he's gonna ask to split the bill
08:54bill
08:55Jesus
08:57shall I start you off with drinks?
08:58oh no thanks
08:59I'll wait for him to get the drinks
09:05headed to the game with Lisa Turtle
09:08who the fuck is Lisa Turtle?
09:11like what?
09:11is everything all right?
09:12oh yeah
09:13it's totally fine
09:14um
09:15so are you gonna get these drinks or not?
09:19yeah
09:19uh
09:20waiter
09:21waiter
09:21can I get uh
09:22two tonics
09:23vodka
09:27here we go
09:30thank you
09:31welcome
09:53see this is the type of romance I need
09:55you know that forbidden type love
09:59why does it have to be forbidden?
10:01because the more wrong it is
10:03the more intense it is
10:05see it's like having sex
10:05in somebody else's house
10:06you know you're not supposed to be there
10:08but that just makes it more exciting
10:09you have sex in other people's houses?
10:13no
10:16well actually maybe just one time at a party
10:18but it's not like I'm some malicious house fucker
10:20oh my god
10:20you need help
10:21okay Vanessa
10:23wait
10:25what about you Layla?
10:26are you into the whole forbidden love?
10:28oh
10:29I'm gonna have to pass them down
10:30sounds messy
10:34hey
10:35hey
10:35hi
10:36so
10:37how'd they go?
10:38went well?
10:39no
10:39we split the bill
10:41yeah that wasn't a date
10:42that was basically lunch with a co-worker
10:44nah see
10:45co-worker's supposed to buy you lunch too
10:46so I guess that wasn't that either
10:48never heard of a work husband?
10:50guys
10:50why was Ty out with some girl?
10:52wait
10:53who's the girl?
10:55her name is Lisa Turtle
10:57Lisa Turtle?
10:59from Saved by the Bell?
11:01no not that Lisa Turtle guys
11:02it was some Lisa with an E
11:05yeah
11:05Ty took some picture with her
11:07and then you know
11:08I tried to look her up on her profile
11:10but her profile was private
11:11oh
11:12please tell me you stopped there Melody
11:15I mean
11:16I might have kind of
11:17sort of looked them up on Twitter
11:19and switched her app names together
11:20and then I just kept going
11:22yeah
11:22see I don't blame you
11:24because you know these dudes
11:25will hide entire families
11:26so you gotta do your research
11:28ain't no wrong with that
11:29okay
11:29okay
11:30alright
11:32oh are you heading out?
11:34yeah
11:34my Uber's here
11:36I'm gonna go home
11:37and catch up
11:37and some reading
11:39okay
11:39catch you guys later
11:40good luck with Lisa Turtle
11:42okay bye
11:44bye
11:45bye
11:45that was pretty fast
11:48okay
11:49well then
11:50well you know what guys
11:52I really
11:52I don't even know
11:53what's going on
11:54like
11:54I don't even think
11:56I can juggle all these dates anymore
11:57so
11:58well
11:58I mean
11:59you shouldn't get attached
12:01not yet anyway
12:02right
12:04you should just keep
12:05casually dating
12:05and
12:06don't make Ty exclusive
12:07okay
12:09you're just friendzoning
12:10like Travis did Jasmine
12:12wait
12:12what?
12:14what happened?
12:15okay
12:15so
12:16Vanessa's exaggerating
12:18but
12:19Travis and I
12:20did speak the other night
12:21at the cocktail party
12:22and
12:23he decided
12:25that it was best
12:26if you know
12:26we just
12:27keep things easy
12:29cool
12:31so he friendzoned you
12:33girl
12:33yes
12:34I'm so sorry
12:36oh
12:37sorry
12:37I just feel like
12:38it's payback
12:39for the whole
12:39Adrian thing
12:42the universe is
12:43playing games
12:43well I mean
12:44at least you guys
12:45are still gonna talk
12:46so
12:47yeah but
12:47I don't need
12:48any more friends
12:50you guys are
12:51a headache as it is
12:53you love me
12:54you love us
12:55well I mean
12:56can y'all pour me a drink
12:57like let me tell y'all
12:58about this dumbass day
12:59you should just take hers
13:00because she's been
13:00babysitting it
13:01the whole night
13:02listen
13:03I'm washing my calories
13:04okay
13:10look at this
13:12sexy woman in here
13:14Chad are we going to get the game
13:16yeah we got time
13:17you're going to be there sooner
13:18if you're more busy
13:19moving up with your girlfriend
13:20yeah yeah yeah
13:21I'm just dropping by
13:22to say hi
13:22and hang out for a day
13:23is that a crime
13:26come on let's go
13:36I thought you couldn't stand me
13:43well
13:52isn't this interesting
13:57I'm not sorry
13:58cause
14:00I believe
14:01I believe
14:02I believe
14:03all of this pain
14:05in my veins
14:06you don't see
14:08constantly
14:09grinding out here
14:10for me
14:11when you can't see
14:13that I'm still trapped
14:14and I'm still
14:16hurting
14:18hurting
14:21I'm still trapped
14:22and I'm still
14:24hurting
14:26hurting
14:27hurting
14:28hurting
14:29I'm still trapped
14:30and I'm still
14:32hurting
14:34hurting
14:37hurting
14:38I'm still trapped
14:38and I'm still
14:40hurting
14:42hurting
14:44I got my guard up
14:46and I'm still tweaking
14:47wanted you as a friend
14:49and now I'm crossing
14:50in between
14:51me
14:52needing
14:53you
14:54craving
14:55you
14:56hiding
14:57praying
14:58hurts
14:58things
14:59beating
15:00you
15:00eating
15:00you
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