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00:02Delaney with the puck. He's trying to fend them off.
00:05Delaney shoots. He scores!
00:08Fred the win! Fred the win!
00:14Hannah.
00:16Hannah.
00:18We won.
00:30We won.
00:35Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:37The UN has declared an international band emergency
00:39and they say that my dad is the only man for the job.
00:42An international band emergency? Have they called Prince?
00:45They tried, but he's famously dead.
00:48Good God, this is worse than I thought. Sorry, guys.
00:52You're so weird.
00:54Also, can we head Dairy Queen on the way home?
00:56What?
00:57Are you saying the international band emergency was a ruse?
01:00Is Prince even dead?
01:02Anne, honey, you were phenomenal.
01:06Uh, how was I?
01:08You were okay, too.
01:10Oh, yes.
01:13Okay, can I help you?
01:14I just want to know how your new song is coming along.
01:19Must be going well because you missed three cues tonight.
01:22The muse waits for no one.
01:24Oh, does the muse play clarinet?
01:25Because we're looking for a new alternate first chair.
01:32Just right, Hannah.
01:43Hannah, I'm gonna skip the game today.
01:46That extra monster could be blown.
01:49Hannah?
01:51Babe, you okay?
01:54Yeah, yeah, sorry.
01:56I'm...
01:57I'm not super hungry.
01:59Uh, don't worry about me.
02:00I'm-I'm good.
02:02Okay. Love you.
02:24Look at those smug motherfuckers.
02:27The ten game streak ends now.
02:30Not if their new center has anything to say about it.
02:32Please, he's been skating in fucking cornfields.
02:35Iowa hour.
02:35Whatever.
02:36Indiana.
02:37Kids fast as fuck.
02:38Physical, too.
02:38Doesn't matter, nothing's getting past us.
02:42Yeah, see, Sims gets it.
02:44Come on, boys.
02:45Let's get it.
02:46Fuck yeah, let's go.
02:52He also doesn't back down from right now.
02:55Sims got it.
02:56Shit.
02:57Papa Graham's mad early.
02:58No pressure, man.
03:09Garrett.
03:10Good to see you.
03:16Looks like you got a tough one out there today.
03:18Feeling good?
03:19Yeah, you know what?
03:20Don't worry about me.
03:21I'm ready.
03:22Sorry.
03:23I left my phone in the car.
03:24It's okay.
03:25Hi, Garrett.
03:31Cindy?
03:33Good luck out there today.
03:37Yeah.
03:39Thanks.
04:16Sean, I am so sorry that you had to find out like that. I never meant to hurt your feelings.
04:20But also, literally, how dare you suggest that I'm incapable of being alone? Like, so fucked of you, Sean. So
04:25fucked.
04:27Again, could not be more sorry. Please just like, call me back or text me or-
04:32Please hang up or press one to rerecord.
04:38Bo!
04:39Allie, what are you doing here?
04:40Uh, this is the drama building. I'm in the correct place. What are you doing here?
04:44This is perfect. You're not busy, right? I need a huge favor.
04:47No, sorry. I can't take on anyone else's stress today. I'm emotionally wrong. I'm the shell of a woman.
04:53Okay. Thank you, Ira.
04:56You too, Ira.
04:58Hi, Ira.
05:00Sorry about that. Ira is not great at ending conversations.
05:04Joe, this is Allie. Allie-
05:05You're Joanna Maxwell.
05:06Yeah, Allie's a fan.
05:08Nice to meet you.
05:10Wait, are you Allie Hayes? Don't we have the same agent?
05:14You know who I am.
05:17Joanna Maxwell knows who I am.
05:18Go ahead.
05:19Well, you can just call me Joe.
05:20Yo, respectfully, there is literally no way I can make that happen.
05:23Joanna's back here doing a masterclass with the seniors because she's so famous.
05:27Definitely not famous.
05:28And because she's so famous, she has this big self-tape.
05:30It's a same-day audition.
05:32Last time I read with Joe, I got in trouble for my voice being stiff and distracting.
05:36Well.
05:36So I thought that maybe you could read with her, Allie, so I could go do literally anything else.
05:42What?
05:43Bo?
05:44Uh-huh?
05:44You don't just ask someone to be your reader.
05:46There's an etiquette fool.
05:47Mm-hmm.
05:48Sorry about him.
05:49I couldn't ask you to do that.
05:50It would derail your entire day.
05:51No, no, no.
05:52Derail it.
05:52Please.
05:53Like, seriously, it is not a problem.
05:55I would be honored to read with the Joanna Maxwell.
05:58Well.
06:03This is it, folks.
06:05The start of our long-awaited game with St. A's and their new center, Aaron Delaney.
06:13And we're underway here in the first.
06:15Hawks take possession.
06:19Oh, shit.
06:21Brutal hit from Aaron Delaney.
06:22Seems the new guy is fitting right in with St. A's legendary trash-talking bullies.
06:30Whoa.
06:31How is that not a penalty?
06:33Hawks regain possession.
06:34Graham strikes out from behind his own net and...
06:36Oh!
06:37Delaney says nope.
06:40He shoots and beats Sims.
06:42Block your side to the goal.
06:45Come on, Graham.
06:46It's not fun if you don't fight back.
06:47Fuck you.
06:49Take it easy, princess.
06:53Hey!
06:53Come on, Bo.
06:55Shake it off.
06:55You got this.
06:58Wellesley, where are you?
07:17Just right, Hannah.
07:27Just right, Hannah.
07:34Come on.
07:57Are you kidding?
08:03The Vipers are relentless.
08:04That's a slashing penalty on Sainé's 29.
08:07Just right in.
08:08There's Delaney again.
08:09Let the action be possible.
08:11Delaney shoots.
08:17Well, that wasn't the first period I was looking for.
08:20Graham, Delaney's shadowing you.
08:22Move the puck.
08:23Look at Bertie and Dean.
08:24You got two periods left.
08:25Your turnovers are killing us.
08:27Don't worry about us.
08:28We're good.
08:28Fuck that.
08:29I'm not good.
08:30Let's just work as a team and try not to do it all ourselves.
08:33No more one-on-one sloppiness.
08:35I got it.
08:35Okay, fine.
08:36Hey, cut the attitude, Graham.
08:39I mean it.
08:43Hey.
08:45Delaney's trying to take you out of the game, so take the defenders out, too.
08:47As soon as the puck comes near, you just get rid of it.
08:48Who died and made you coach?
08:51I'm out there, too, man.
08:52Okay, then worry about yourself, right?
08:54Okay, fine.
08:57I don't know what your problem is,
08:59but I suggest you do whatever it takes to work it out.
09:02Fucking quick.
09:03Fuck.
09:04Come on.
09:05Fuck.
09:09Fuck.
09:14Fuck.
09:23Fuck.
11:07Sorry, sorry.
11:09I couldn't be in my room, so I came and I heard.
11:15Who was that you were playing?
11:18It's actually an original.
11:21Part of a series I wrote when my son first went off to daycare.
11:26Kind of exploring the emptiness of time.
11:29Wow, you're incredible.
11:33Ah, I would hope so.
11:36That's why I'm here, right?
11:41You okay?
11:43Yeah, I finally get it.
11:45When you said, right, music that lets people in?
11:48Like, just now, I didn't know it was about your son, but I felt it.
11:55That's a sweet compliment.
11:57I'm just having a hard time taking it because of the general melancholy.
12:05It's just, I don't think I could ever write anything that comes close to doing that.
12:10Come on, that's not true.
12:12No, it is.
12:15I can't do what you do.
12:18Letting people in.
12:19Anna.
12:20No, it's okay.
12:21I made a mistake trying to do this.
12:24Anyway, it's been an honor to be a part of your class.
12:28I really hope we can keep in touch.
12:29Not on my student email, because if I don't do the showcase, then I won't be here next semester.
12:34But, um, I'll send you my old one.
12:36It's a Yahoo for some reason.
12:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up.
12:39Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah.
12:41Just, if you don't come back here right now, okay?
12:46I'm still your advisor for as long as you're here.
12:49So, talk to me.
12:51Get your money's worth.
12:54I have been doing this a while.
12:59I mean, it's...
13:02Like, doesn't it hurt?
13:04Doesn't what hurt?
13:05Like, ripping yourself open?
13:08Over and over again?
13:11Letting people see all the weird, jagged pieces of you?
13:15Is that what it feels like?
13:17Yeah, well, it doesn't feel good.
13:19I don't subscribe to the notion that art has to be painful.
13:23In fact, if done right, allowing people into our truth, that can even be healing.
13:30I don't know about that.
13:35In my experience, whenever I tell someone my truth, it ends badly.
13:46Well, that doesn't mean we have to close ourselves off for good.
13:49It doesn't?
13:50No, but that just means we have to cling to the people who see us and smile.
13:56There has to be someone like that in your life, right?
14:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, there is.
14:08Then, with love?
14:10What the hell are you doing here talking to me?
14:12It's taking up my rehearsal time.
14:15Yeah, you're right.
14:16Sorry.
14:18I'm gonna...
14:23Thank you, Daveed.
14:24Hey, Tom.
14:32Hey, hey, it's me.
14:34Are you okay?
14:36Or did I do something wrong?
14:38Just, you said you were coming, and you're not here.
14:41And I really wish you were here.
14:46You always help me get out of my head, and I could just really use a Coach Welles' pep talk
14:54right now.
14:55So, yeah.
14:58Just, if you could just let me know you're okay.
15:03I'm here.
15:07Okay.
15:11Heavy into the second.
15:12Briar's trailing 3-1.
15:14You can tell Graham is frustrated with his incessant coverage.
15:17Move it!
15:18Fuck you!
15:19Fuck you!
15:21You got Logan!
15:22Come on, man, get rid of it!
15:23You got Logan! Move it!
15:24You got me!
15:26Can't keep up, Daddy, boy?
15:27Fuck!
15:28Ooh, someone pulled Garrett's hair back, because he is getting sloppy.
15:33Go, go, go!
15:35Delaney banks the puck to himself past Graham, and breaks up the ice.
15:38No!
15:38Fuck!
15:39Delaney sends the puck behind the Hops' net.
15:41The Hops are on their heels again.
15:42The pass comes out front to Delaney, and...
15:52Can I run in the trailer?
15:56What an absolutely brutal hit from Delaney, and a brutal end to the second period for the Hops.
16:02Birdie sure got his bell rung.
16:03Get out of the way!
16:04Let's hope he's okay.
16:08How are you doing, Birdie?
16:10Everything's so fucking bright.
16:12Okay.
16:13You're not going back in.
16:14Rogers.
16:15You're up.
16:16I'm gonna put you on D for the third.
16:19Me?
16:19Yeah, just keep your feet moving.
16:21Can we rent this?
16:22Yeah, I'll look out for him, coach.
16:28Fuck Aaron Delaney, man.
16:29There's no way that was an accident.
16:30He knew exactly what he was doing.
16:32Okay, guys, anything can happen in 20 minutes.
16:34Maybe we switch to a one-two-two trap
16:36to really cut off their outlets, amp up the pressure?
16:39That won't work.
16:41It doesn't matter what we do.
16:42We were already getting our asses kicked
16:43before Bertie got domed.
16:45We know what the problem is.
16:46You got something to say?
16:48You know you're locked off.
16:49I told you to get rid of it.
16:51Come on, bro.
16:51No, everyone is thinking it.
16:53Garrett Graham's got to do it all by himself,
16:54and now we're down by two.
16:55Stay in your lane, John.
16:57Guys, come on. It's not that deep.
16:58No, it fucking is for some of us, Dean.
16:59It is that deep.
17:01I'm not gonna let us lose this game
17:03because Phil Graham's son gets to do whatever he fucking wants.
17:08You don't know the fuck you're talking about.
17:09Hey, come on, man.
17:10You gonna fight me now?
17:10Hey, hey, hey.
17:11Calm down.
17:13We're on the same team, G.
17:15Don't you get that?
17:17You're not the only one who can play hockey.
17:20You're not the only one who's been busting their ass,
17:22and you're not the only one who wants to beat these motherfuckers.
17:28We are on the same team.
17:30Logan, just give him a second to calm down, okay?
17:32I need to fucking help, Tucker.
18:00Hey.
18:04Need a pep talk?
18:06Shh.
18:06What's going on?
18:08Are you okay? Where were you?
18:09I'm fine.
18:10I called, but you didn't...
18:11No, I know. I'm...
18:13I'm sorry. I should have texted.
18:14I-I was dealing with something that kind of took over for a minute there.
18:18Um, but I'm-I'm here now.
18:20You're dealing with what? Are you okay?
18:21Yeah, I'm fine.
18:23Okay?
18:24Just...
18:25You know, it didn't matter as much as being here.
18:27For you.
18:32Please just text me next time.
18:34I was worried about you.
18:36I know.
18:37I know.
18:38I-I know.
18:43Okay.
18:44Focus up.
18:45Graham?
18:46What's going on out there?
18:47Everything.
18:49I'm playing like shit.
18:51Getting pressured like crazy.
18:52Making stupid mistakes.
18:54Everybody's counting on me to be in control.
18:56But I just got in a stupid fight with Logan.
19:00Because...
19:02Your dad's here.
19:06With Cindy.
19:12We can't let him win.
19:14It gives him power.
19:16Okay? This is how we win.
19:17We just-we show up and we live our lives.
19:19Okay? We can do that.
19:21Right?
19:23Yeah.
19:25And as for everything else,
19:26we can just start with the small stuff and work your way up.
19:29Small stuff?
19:30Yeah, of-of whatever that means for hockey.
19:32I guess the small stuff could be stop playing like shit.
19:36Okay. Yeah.
19:37I can do that.
19:39Delaney's kicking my ass though.
19:40Guy's a fucking monster.
19:43Hmm.
19:48Wellesie.
19:51Are you sure you're okay?
19:54Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm-
19:59I'm good.
20:01I promise.
20:05Okay.
20:18Hey, Graham.
20:25I love you.
20:28I love you.
20:29I love you too.
20:31I love you too.
20:48Yeah.
20:49I love you too.
21:02Graham & Delaney meet center ice.
21:04Ready to start the final period.
21:12What? Nothing to say this time?
21:27Hey, that hit was bullshit, man. You all right?
21:30Yeah, yeah. Let's go.
21:31I got you.
21:35I got you.
22:10Okay, Briar. Looks like we've decided to get off our knees and stop sucking.
22:28And cut.
22:30Wow. Okay.
22:31Holding back tears? I mean, it's such a smart choice.
22:35Beau wasn't kidding. You really are a much better reader than he is.
22:39And you have cuter clothes. Thank you for this, by the way.
22:42Oh, of course.
22:44God, it is just so fun to be hanging out with someone who's, like, actually doing the thing, you know?
22:50You're auditioning for a TV show on your day off from Broadway. It's so chic.
22:54Oh, I think you'd feel differently if you saw me hiding my pin curls under an old baseball hat with
22:59my falsies barely hanging on.
23:01Come on.
23:01You've got to know how cool that sounds.
23:04Broadway's hard, dude.
23:05It's, like, I know I'm super lucky. But, oh my God, I'm also so exhausted.
23:14I don't have time for anyone. My dating life isn't shambles.
23:18But that I can relate to.
23:20Ooh. I smell token straight boy drama in the theater department.
23:25Yeah, it's, like...
23:30Okay.
23:31Can we still be peers in the industry, even if I tell you all my messy bullshit?
23:34Oh, that's literally the only way we'll be peers in the industry.
23:39My ex, like, found out I hooked up with someone and just got, like, all scrunch-faced and, like,
23:46just basically accused me of not being able to be alone.
23:49Ugh.
23:50Boys are so silly.
23:52So you fucked a little.
23:54It's not like you're in a new relationship.
23:57I've hooked up with this new guy a couple of times.
23:59But this isn't about him. It's about me.
24:02I am capable of being single.
24:03Yeah. I mean, you're sleeping with other people, too, right?
24:09Totally.
24:14Except.
24:15Except you're not.
24:17It's okay.
24:18It'd be different if you and this new guy were texting all the time or had, like, cute, gross nicknames
24:23or something like that.
24:29Oh, no. You do.
24:31So how long have you been hooking up with new guy?
24:34Like, a month.
24:38Ish.
24:38Bitch, I hate to break it to you.
24:40You're in another relationship.
24:41Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
24:44Hey, I can see I've caused some turmoil here.
24:48We need to get off campus.
24:50Somewhere with alcohol.
24:58Hey, could I do an old-fashioned?
25:05Nice fake.
25:07Excuse me?
25:09Just saying, it's not the worst one I've seen.
25:12Oh, no.
25:13No, this is real.
25:15Please.
25:16I work at a bar.
25:17I can spot one, like, five booths away.
25:18Well, maybe you need me glasses, because it's definitely not fake.
25:26Your name is Carter St. James.
25:28The Fifth.
25:30Hmm.
25:31Yeah.
25:32Nobody's named that.
25:34That's a name from Glee.
25:36Well, I guess I'm lucky they don't ask too many questions here.
25:39There you go.
25:40I guess I am, too.
25:45All right.
25:48What are you doing?
25:50That guy was hitting on you.
25:52So?
25:55Look, you want to prove you're not in a relationship?
25:59Best way to do that is to sleep with someone new who you'll never see again.
26:03I don't think, uh, hopping to yet another man is the answer.
26:06You're a relationship, girly, right?
26:09Best way to get over that is to have no strings attached fun.
26:12But there legit has to be no strings.
26:14And that guy has no fucking strings written all over him.
26:24I don't know.
26:26Having sex with someone and not getting to know them at all?
26:28Like, doesn't that feel a little...
26:31Slutty.
26:33Yeah, that's part of it.
26:34I was gonna say meaningless.
26:36Allie, you're in college.
26:38You have the rest of your life to have meaningful sex.
26:40Don't you want to know what being single and slutty has to offer you?
26:48Hey, you with the cheekbones?
26:51Hey, hey, hey.
26:52What are you doing?
27:00What's up?
27:01If my friend wanted to have really hot, meaningless sex with you,
27:04but the only caveat was that you couldn't learn anything about each other
27:07and you had to promise not to call her after her.
27:11Would you be cool with that?
27:12Oh, yeah.
27:13Most definitely.
27:15Great.
27:16Buy her a drink.
27:17This one's mine now.
27:24What do you say?
27:25Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight.
27:30Coming out of the last timeout with two minutes left,
27:32it's looking real good for the Hawks.
27:34Graham and Logan have been having a blast out there.
27:36We love that for them.
27:37And more importantly, we love it for me.
27:53That's what I'm talking about.
27:54Let's fucking go, baby.
27:55Can you find the words of wisdom, Cap?
27:56Let's win this fucking thing.
27:57Let's go!
27:59This is it, folks.
28:00It's looking like the last face-off of the game.
28:03Hey, man.
28:05Everything they say is true.
28:07Playing against you has been really fun.
28:10Yeah, all right.
28:15Graham, you know what's going to be even better than me beating you?
28:18What's that?
28:27I'm beating you in front of that lying slut.
28:48I'm beating you in front of that lying slut.
28:57I'm beating you in front of that lying slut.
29:00I'm beating you in front of that lying slut.
29:03I'm beating you in front of that lying slut.
29:05I'm beating you in front of that lying slut.
29:06I'm beating you in front of that lying slut.
29:08I'm beating you in front of that lying slut.
29:10I'm beating you in front of that lying slut.
29:10I'm beating you in front of that lying slut.
29:10I'm beating you in front of that lying slut.
29:10I'm beating you in front of that lying slut.
29:12I'm beating you in front of that lying slut.
29:13I'm beating you in front of that lying slut.
29:15I'm beating you in front of that lying slut.
29:21Oh, my God.
29:52What are they going to do?
29:54The NCAA?
29:57Guess we'll find out.
30:01Aren't you going to yell at me or something?
30:03Why would I yell at you if I need you to actually hear me?
30:09Coach.
30:09Garrett, you're on the brink of greatness.
30:13But I can't help you get there if you're not in it for the right reasons.
30:18And after that hot-headed bullshit, I'm not sure that you are.
30:26Either way, I won't condone that kind of behavior on my eyes.
30:31As of now, you're suspended for four games.
30:50I don't know.
30:51I don't know.
30:51I don't know.
30:52I don't know.
30:52I don't know.
30:59It's ready for five minutes.
31:10Garrett.
31:10No, we have an agreement.
31:12I don't win, you don't talk to me.
31:14Clearly this is an exception.
31:16Move.
31:16No, hang on.
31:17Just listen.
31:19I'm proud of you.
31:30What?
31:30That was some tough old-school hockey.
31:34I just got suspended.
31:37Four games.
31:38Yeah, that is not ideal.
31:41But hey, it happens, right?
31:42You get worked up, you lose your cool.
31:44Part of the game.
31:45But shit will rain down, though.
31:47NCAA will be on your ass.
31:49But don't worry.
31:50I'll call the Bruins.
31:51I'll take care of this.
31:53No one will keep Phil Graham's son off the ice.
31:59So that's it, huh?
32:03Excuse me?
32:04As long as I have Graham on my back, I can just beat people up with no consequences for the
32:11rest of my life.
32:13Like you.
32:17I don't know what you're talking about.
32:20Yes, you do.
32:25You know, I don't remember you complaining about being a Graham when you landed the best coaches, when you got
32:30on the best teams, with the best equipment.
32:32With the best bruises?
32:34Right?
32:35Easy to write it off when your kid plays such a violent sport.
32:38I did what I had to.
32:39That's fucking bullshit.
32:41That's fucking bullshit.
32:41And you know it.
32:42I don't want to hear what a terrible dad I was for making you tough.
32:45For wanting you to have the best.
32:47Oh, fuck you.
32:48You don't want the best for me.
32:49It was never about me.
32:50Of course it was.
32:51You're about to play for the Bruins.
32:53I made that happen.
32:55You can hate the name on the back of your jersey all you want, but it doesn't make you better
33:00than me.
33:01It just makes you ungrateful.
33:04I will never be like you.
33:10You already are.
33:15Stay the fuck away from me.
33:18Stop calling.
33:20Stop coming to my games.
33:22We're fucking done.
33:49What the hell, Garrett?
33:50I really can't do this right now.
33:51Can you please just get in the car?
33:53No.
33:53What was that?
33:54Are you serious?
33:56You're mad at me?
34:01You lied to me, Hannah.
34:03I didn't lie to you.
34:04You did.
34:04You looked me in the eye and you told me you were okay.
34:06You promised me you were okay.
34:08You just had to make it through one game.
34:10Oh, my God.
34:10No, one hour.
34:12That's it.
34:14I had to go back out there and play against that piece of shit.
34:18Do you not trust me or what?
34:19Garrett, you lost your shit on him.
34:21You didn't hear what he said.
34:21I know what he fucking said.
34:27What?
34:27Did he call me a whore?
34:29A liar?
34:29That I wanted it?
34:31Who cares?
34:32I heard it every day in high school.
34:34I wasn't just going to stand there and listen.
34:37I was fucking defending you.
34:39Well, I didn't ask you to do that.
34:41I didn't want you to.
34:42I didn't want anyone to.
34:46People in ransom didn't just turn on me, Garrett.
34:49They turned on my family.
34:51My parents lost friends.
34:52My dad got fired.
34:54You want to know why I didn't tell you?
34:56It's because every time I tell someone the truth,
34:58it fucks everything up.
34:59It ruins people's lives.
35:01And it happened again.
35:03No.
35:03My life isn't...
35:04No, tell me you didn't just put your season at risk.
35:07Your future with the Bruins.
35:11How do you think that makes me feel?
35:13You blow this all up for me.
35:14What do you want me to say, Hannon?
35:15Do you want me to apologize?
35:16Say I'm sorry?
35:17I'm not.
35:17I could face that asshole a hundred times and one hundred fucking times.
35:20I would beat the shit out of him again.
35:22Yeah, well, that scares me, Garrett.
35:26It scares me that you would risk everything for me when I'm telling you it's not what I want.
35:31I worked so fucking hard to put it all behind me.
35:38I scare you?
35:41What?
35:42No, what?
35:43Of course not.
35:44That's what you said.
35:45Garrett, you're not listening to me.
35:47Fuck.
35:51My dad was right.
35:53You're what?
35:55This is who I am, Hanna.
35:59This is just how I'm programmed.
36:01No, you're not.
36:02You're not Phil.
36:03I am.
36:04I fucking am.
36:06Do you think I like being like this?
36:15No, you know, maybe not right now, but someday, you're gonna look at me the same way Cindy looked at
36:22me.
36:25And that would kill me, Hanna.
36:29Garrett.
36:31Garrett!
36:31No, no.
36:33I'm not good for you.
36:37You shouldn't be.
36:39This is over.
36:46This needs to be over.
36:55No!
37:09No!
37:12No!
37:13No!
37:14No!
37:37I don't know.
37:46I don't know.
38:41I just want you to write down what happened.
38:46In your own words, okay?
38:55I don't know.
39:05I don't know.
39:11I don't know.
39:36Oh.
39:38Han, honey, I'll tell you what.
39:40I am missing my euchre partner right about now.
39:42Honey, save me.
39:44I bet the house.
39:45Dad says hi.
39:47What's up?
39:49Mom.
39:53Han?
39:54Is something wrong?
39:57Yeah, my bike.
39:59My bike is wrong.
40:02Okay.
40:03We can fix the bike.
40:08I don't think we can, Mom.
40:10Is she okay?
40:16Okay.
40:17Tell me.
40:17Why can't we fix your bike?
40:23Because, because, um, because I lost my scholarship.
40:28I'm going to need you to connect some dots, honey.
40:31No, I wasn't going to tell you because I wanted to figure it out on my own.
40:36Um, so I was, I was going to win the pop showcase and get another scholarship.
40:41But Garrett and I broke up because he played St. Aids and he got into a fight and it's all
40:47my fault and now I have to walk home.
40:49Okay, okay, breathe.
40:54Breathe.
41:01So, a lot to unpack there.
41:05Let's start with the small stuff and work our way up.
41:09Okay?
41:11First off, let us figure out the money.
41:14We always do.
41:16Don't worry about the grant.
41:18We will find a way for you to be at Briar next semester.
41:21How can I not worry about it when it's my fault?
41:26I'm the reason that you can't afford it in the first place.
41:30Like, I'm the reason for the therapy bills and the lawyer.
41:33Garrett, I ruined your lives.
41:35And I'm sorry.
41:37I'm so sorry.
41:39I'm sorry.
41:42What did you do wrong?
41:50Well, if you're feeling guilty, then it must mean that you did something wrong.
41:59So, what is it exactly?
42:11You went to a party, sweet pea.
42:14You were a high school kid who had a drink.
42:16That's all.
42:18You didn't do anything wrong, Hannah.
42:23That night and everything that happened after, that is not on you.
42:28There's nothing that you could have or should have done.
42:34And as far as ruining our lives, I am fine and so is your dad.
42:40Despite being terrible at you, girl.
42:47Yeah, he really, he really is so bad.
42:50He's the worst.
42:53But I love him.
42:55And we love you.
42:57So will you let us do our jobs and take care of you?
43:04Are you nodding?
43:07Yeah, yeah, I'm nodding.
43:11Good.
43:19So how's your ice?
43:21Oh, uh, yeah, it's good.
43:24Good ice.
43:26Okay, did you change your mind?
43:28It feels like you changed your mind.
43:29No, no, no.
43:30I'm super into this.
43:32Okay.
43:33Promise.
43:33Right.
43:38You're kind of a shit liar.
43:40Look,
43:41the benefit of being strangers is you don't owe me anything, right?
43:45You know.
43:47It's really not you.
43:49I, you are very charming and have the kind of body that suggests you work out on federal holidays.
43:56Well, I take Memorial Day off.
43:57Only human.
43:59All right.
44:00All right.
44:02It's just, it has recently come to my attention that I'm a serial monogamist, um, which I don't
44:08want to be.
44:09You know, I, I love love, but I also love sex.
44:12And, and I don't want to not have one just because I'm waiting for the other.
44:14Sure.
44:15Which is why I became involved with someone.
44:20You have a boyfriend.
44:21Oh, oh my God.
44:22No, no.
44:22Can you imagine?
44:24But we are at the very least something like some weird baffling thing.
44:31More weird or baffling than this conversation?
44:35Okay.
44:35Well, I am trying to explain myself to you, Carter St. James.
44:38Sorry, sorry.
44:39Continue.
44:40I want to have hot, meaningless sex.
44:43I do.
44:43Hmm.
44:44But the last time I tried, I just ended up hurting someone that I really care about.
44:50So, I just, like, I want to do it the right way this time.
44:55Yeah, I get that.
44:56You do?
45:02God.
45:02You know, I'm going to have to go back and tell the living theater legend that I'm not fun and
45:06I can't be slutty.
45:12Okay.
45:14Here's what's going to happen.
45:15I'm going to kiss you.
45:17You're going to kiss me back.
45:18Pull my hair, just really sell it.
45:20And then you can go back to your clearly very invested friend.
45:28And you can brag about how hot, meaningless it was.
45:33Okay?
45:34One kiss and I'm bragging.
45:36Oh.
45:37It's going to be a really good fucking kiss.
45:42Bullshit.
45:44Only one way to find out.
45:51I'm going to kiss you.
45:57You can happy be here.
46:05I'm going to kiss you.
46:07I can laugh.
46:07Yeah.
46:08I'm drinking love, how come we're never taking care of you?
46:14When I stood by myself, they gave us a reason.
46:19Why did you love us in the evening?
46:23Were you in the morning for the taking?
46:28I can't make you love me, no, I can't make you love me, baby.
46:33I can't make you love me, no, I can't make you love me.
46:37Go the fuck off.
46:40Making out with a hot stranger at the bar?
46:42Who is she?
46:43I am she. She is me.
46:45I'm actually so proud I could cry.
46:48You have to admit, you had fun.
47:25I'm out four games.
47:31Yo, what's going on with you, bro?
47:35Where'd that come from?
47:39I don't want to talk about it.
47:42You never do.
47:48Yeah, I just thought that, you know, maybe...
48:04You know, for a second there, I thought we were on the same team again.
48:20You never do.
48:25You never do.
48:36On your bar cart
48:39Couldn't make a grand off of the chain you bought me
48:44But goddamn, it's not for sale
48:49When someone asks me who's my favorite bad man
48:53I'll think of you and say Christian, babe
48:58As long as I live, I'll remember the names of your favorite beers
49:05And your video games
49:07The look on your face when you turn 26
49:11And your dad got too stoned
49:14Yeah, that one's gonna stick
49:16You broke me to pieces
49:19But I root for you even
49:21Thought everything went up in flames
49:25I'll never forget how I root for your gazer
49:31And your wall of guitars are your video games
49:35All your video games
49:39All your video games
49:45Pick up your phrases
49:47Now I say it's aces
49:50But it always sounds so fake
49:54I wonder if your tongue is turning over
49:59Anything I used to say
50:04It's getting darker
50:06So I turn you down
50:08But I can't turn you up
50:12Oh, oh, oh
50:14As long as I live, I'll remember the names of your favorite beers
50:20And your video games
50:22The look on your face when you turn 26
50:27And your dad got too stoned
50:29Yeah, that one's gonna stick
50:32You broke me to pieces
50:34But I root for you even
50:37Though everything went up in flames
50:40I'll never forget how I root for your gazer
50:46Your wall of guitars are your video games
50:50Oh, you're video games
50:54Oh, you're video games
51:23At least I'm treading water
51:26You're not about to drown
51:28I'm not trying to find you
51:31Baby, you're just around
51:33Everything reminds me
51:35Are you even now?
51:38Even now?
51:39Even now?
51:41As long as I live, I'll remember the names of your favorite beers
51:48And your video games
51:50Fire in my gut that I've chased ever since
51:55You said the bar
51:58You're gonna stick
52:26It's coming
52:54It's a thing
52:54Until tomorrow
52:55It's a thing
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