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00:00:06you sure about this i don't know if i'm ready relax little brother would never let anything
00:00:12happen to you it's showtime shit shit
00:00:26ladies and gentlemen are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic
00:00:35oh my god it's him it's the master of magic the greatest magician of all time
00:00:41you young lady let's see your true self now i'm gonna need a little help by my lovely assistant eric
00:00:59and now my next volunteer i don't care i said shorted what the hell
00:01:11how are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:20the most evil man in vegas
00:01:23you sure about this he's dangerous but i'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:27ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for mr barry carnegie
00:01:35and who the hell are you get these fuckers out of my way
00:01:38now barry here is a billionaire casino owner
00:01:41who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49are you ready to show them who you truly are
00:01:53you insult me in public you know i am i can make you disappear okay well we won't test barry
00:02:03so we're gonna test this hotel instead
00:02:10what do you think you're doing we're gonna make barry's casino disappear
00:02:24now i already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults the police are already on their way
00:02:29to arrest you
00:02:30you know
00:02:32kill him
00:02:37and now for my final trick
00:02:49and now for my final trick
00:03:01What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04Get him!
00:03:57Eric!
00:03:58No!
00:03:59Eric!
00:04:01Relax, little brother, but never let anything happen to you.
00:04:05Eric, this is all my fault.
00:04:08God!
00:04:09I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:15Girl we grew up with at the orphanage?
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:37Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family,
00:04:54I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri.
00:04:59And help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Got to be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show, but if it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage
00:05:35I grew up in.
00:05:37Before it's destroyed.
00:05:40All right.
00:05:40All right, well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling.
00:05:54You know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen.
00:05:58Follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01Hmm?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:02Oh.
00:06:03That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too, but hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll, but, you know, we still gotta come with
00:06:14the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19Um, I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on it.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play?
00:06:30You don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:38Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:41Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really?
00:06:42Yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:48What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting.
00:06:53I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:00What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Pick her.
00:07:09Ah, shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try.
00:07:17Here's the deal.
00:07:19I win.
00:07:20She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:22You win.
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:30Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:34I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:43You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59Should've kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:05Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn.
00:08:25He got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch, I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet...
00:08:37It's mine.
00:08:39Well then...
00:08:40Why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief!
00:08:54Were you...
00:08:54Looking for this?
00:08:56What the?
00:08:57Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey, man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three card Monty.
00:09:13It's always a scam.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:15I just...
00:09:17I thought I could crack it.
00:09:19But I was screwed.
00:09:21Until you came along.
00:09:26This bracelet...
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30I was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:36Well, he...
00:09:37He died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night, great.
00:09:47Hey, wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:57That was amazing.
00:10:01Uh...
00:10:01I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07Uh...
00:10:08I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:16Just a light of hand.
00:10:20What?
00:10:21You're great.
00:10:26You know...
00:10:27Your hand saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:37They, uh...
00:10:38Say you're welcome.
00:10:52Great.
00:10:59Do you wanna see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not...
00:11:21Who do you think I am?
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard whose cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:33I think...
00:11:34I think it's better if I left.
00:11:59Hey!
00:12:00What did I tell you?
00:12:04I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:12:06Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:12:08I'm just doing my job.
00:12:09No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:14This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:12:20Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:12:32No, not.
00:12:35Not since I was 12.
00:12:36After becoming the world's first seven-star magician,
00:12:39the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:12:42Damn right you're not.
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy
00:12:51and to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:12:58Okay.
00:13:01What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing.
00:13:05Let's just put him away.
00:13:07Listen, fool.
00:13:08This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:13:10The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:14Actually, I prefer the Platinum deck.
00:13:16Well, if they're so priceless,
00:13:17maybe you should put them away properly
00:13:19instead of throwing them on the table
00:13:20like they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:22Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:26You're fired!
00:13:29If I lose this job,
00:13:31I won't be able to watch over Brie.
00:13:33I need you to find Brie.
00:13:35Alprin.
00:13:37Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:13:38No, it's too late for that now.
00:13:40Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:50Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:52You're looking better, sir.
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:58But let this be a reminder.
00:14:00What we do is dangerous.
00:14:02Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:14:06I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:08What? Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky.
00:14:10He's a liability,
00:14:11no matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:14I never said that.
00:14:15Mm-hmm.
00:14:16Mr. Kensington,
00:14:17Daniel's been nothing but a professional
00:14:19since he's worked here.
00:14:20Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:25Daniel, is this true?
00:14:26Of course not.
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe?
00:14:29A common worker or a three-star magician?
00:14:32Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills.
00:14:35He would never damage a deck.
00:14:37Show them.
00:14:38Show them what you can do.
00:14:45Yeah, Daniel.
00:14:46Let's see it.
00:14:47Show us what you got.
00:14:48Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what.
00:14:51If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit
00:14:54without damaging it,
00:14:55in 15 seconds,
00:14:58you can keep your job.
00:15:0015 seconds, that's impossible.
00:15:01I don't even know if the Master of Magic
00:15:03could have done it that quick.
00:15:04But if you can't,
00:15:07I demand, as a three-star magician,
00:15:10that you fire him.
00:15:13Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:14I know, but while I disagree with it,
00:15:18Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:20But, sir, he...
00:15:21Bree.
00:15:23It's okay.
00:15:2515 seconds.
00:15:28You're on.
00:15:37The idiot.
00:15:38He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:46Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:15:49Now if I win,
00:15:50you're all gonna have to start treating Bree
00:15:52with more respect around here.
00:15:53It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:57Bree, look at that.
00:15:59You got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:02Fine.
00:16:03Deal.
00:16:03It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:0515 seconds.
00:16:08Here we go.
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:1910 seconds.
00:16:24Oh, wow.
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:28You said he was good.
00:16:30I thought you would at least try.
00:16:33Getting security on the phone to escort you out in...
00:16:365...
00:16:384...
00:16:403...
00:16:412...
00:17:04Absolutely impossible.
00:17:09How did you do that?
00:17:10There's no way.
00:17:11I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:17:13Nobody but the Master of Magic could have done this.
00:17:19No! No, no, no, you...
00:17:21You clearly switched out the deck while Brie was distracting us.
00:17:24I knew it!
00:17:25Yeah, of course. Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:17:27Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from the hack.
00:17:32Now, it's got a show to print.
00:17:36Sophie, Eugene, stop goggling at those cards and let's get to work! Come on!
00:17:42Samuel, you believe he really did it, right?
00:17:45I don't know what to believe.
00:17:49Well, come on. The show opens in a few days. We need to prep.
00:17:54Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping.
00:18:06This is not gonna be a show.
00:18:09Who is this?
00:18:11It's Richard Kim.
00:18:12He produces every other magic show in town.
00:18:15Samuel hates him.
00:18:17Richard, get the hell out of my theater!
00:18:20Your theater?
00:18:22Oh, no, no, my little friend.
00:18:23This is now my theater.
00:18:26What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:28I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:18:32Which, as of this morning, is me.
00:18:33I bought the theater.
00:18:35Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:18:44You can't just buy the theater.
00:18:47I'm the biggest show in town.
00:18:49Used to be.
00:18:50You're past your prime.
00:18:51My new show will triple your numbers.
00:18:54The contract can't be canceled.
00:18:55I'll lose everything.
00:18:57If Brie loses this show, the orphanage that I grew up in, that saved my life as a child, will
00:19:03be destroyed.
00:19:04Hey, we still have a contract. You can't just kick us out.
00:19:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, doll face.
00:19:08How about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk?
00:19:13I'm this show's producer.
00:19:15And if you cancel the show, I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:19:18Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:19:21I'll give you a chance.
00:19:23A head-to-head magical competition.
00:19:26Your old man and his team wins, you keep your contract.
00:19:30My team wins, your contract is terminated.
00:19:32Then you go back to doing birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:19:38Deal.
00:19:40Mr. Kingsington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against.
00:19:43Great.
00:19:44The competition will be tonight.
00:19:47Tonight?
00:19:48But his cast doesn't come out for another week.
00:19:50Not my problem.
00:19:51Hope you have a good backup team.
00:19:53Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:19:59Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for the epic no-holds-barred battle?
00:20:04To see who will get this theater and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:20:11Don't worry. We have an ace at first leave.
00:20:15Daniel.
00:20:16You gotta be kidding.
00:20:17You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there.
00:20:20His vestric is probably making a penny up here behind his ear.
00:20:23Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:20:24It's all or nothing for us.
00:20:25All right, Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:20:28He's got world-class, real magicians.
00:20:31Yeah, no problem.
00:20:32I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kin sends to us.
00:20:35And now, the challengers.
00:20:38Richard Kin's latest sensation.
00:20:41Matt Von Dier!
00:20:55No.
00:20:57Oh, God no!
00:20:59What?
00:21:00How did he get Matt Van Buren?
00:21:05He's the youngest magician to have five stars.
00:21:08he's one of the best in the world that guy Xavier will wipe the floor with his
00:21:17ass yeah bring him on now for the first act or should I say miracle before each
00:21:25magician is a glass of water the magicians must turn their water into
00:21:29wine in a way that our top judges can't figure out the magician to stump the
00:21:36most judges wins Matt Van Buren won the Grand Prix for close-up magic last year
00:21:41this plays exactly to his strengths he's way beyond Xavier's League we're gonna lose
00:21:54maybe not showtime
00:22:19you should go out this round what he he's not even a magician he's just the
00:22:26guy that cleans up dust shit yeah Xavier's the best of all of us yeah look girl I
00:22:31know you have a little crush on a little prop boy but leave this to the real
00:22:33much of shit Samuel you can't seriously be considering
00:22:36this I mean that guy is gonna piss himself out there and the magician from the
00:22:41Kensington team
00:22:51maybe he's just the prop assistant but I need a Hail Mary right now Daniel
00:23:05oh my god your prop boy you're really gonna put up the help against someone like Matt Van Buren
00:23:12don't worry kid this will be over real quick and then you can run back to the shadows where you
00:23:17belong it's a shame though cuz Matt's just my warm-up act you'll get me so bad you'll never see
00:23:23my big
00:23:24showstopper Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act he's one of the best in the
00:23:28world I say he might even get a six-star soon there hasn't been a new six-star
00:23:32magician in over a decade no it's obvious what Samuel's doing okay he knows he
00:23:37doesn't have a chance so he's already looking for excuses when he loses he'll
00:23:40say it's because he gave a nobody a try boss this guy is a hack he's gonna make a
00:23:46fool out of all of us it's a two out of three competition we need to judge their
00:23:51strength oh I I get it okay you see Samuel sending Daniel out to get slaughtered and
00:23:58then I come in and save the day where's that he actually thinks he's out there
00:24:01he has a shot at being a real magician and you are Daniel just Daniel nice
00:24:12coveralls Daniel I give my servants the same ones enjoy your moment just Daniel
00:24:18this will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for I can't believe he actually
00:24:22went there as if he was a real magician he's trying to be embarrassed sad he
00:24:27really thought that he could hang with the pros no you're sure about this trust me
00:24:37don't feel too bad you should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:24:42gentlemen are you ready I was born ready what about you buddy you look a
00:24:48little nervous maybe you should be because I'm about to embarrass the living
00:24:55shit out of you
00:25:00he's frozen with fear come on Daniel was it stupid to pick him Daniel are you okay
00:25:08absolutely oh my god what a shit show he's not even prepping it hey newbie this is when you're
00:25:16supposed to prepare your illusion I'm good no I'm good that's why I have a five star magician's
00:25:28amulet and you have what coveralls covered in dirt and dove shit tell you what it's not too soon to
00:25:35back out
00:25:36if you do I'll give you the honor of having my autograph
00:25:40are you ready or do you need more time to prepare no I don't need more time for this trick
00:25:49then first up is Matt Von Buren pay attention this is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:17that was seamless unbelievable even I don't know how he did that there's no way Daniel could do a trick
00:26:24that's even his fraction as good as Matt's what do you think judges did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you
00:26:33I have no idea how that was done if I didn't know any better I'd say it's a miracle I'm
00:26:38stumped well
00:26:39done you're three for three you have stumped our judges does anyone here know how he accomplished his
00:26:49trick anyone you have something to say prop boy I mean your trick wasn't bad I just know exactly how
00:27:01he did it sure you do please enlighten us tell us all how I did my trick all in good
00:27:15time idiot
00:27:17everybody knows that he's lying pathetic Daniel you're up
00:27:30what's he doing he's making a fool out of all of us hey there looks like your fella's got some
00:27:35stage fright
00:27:38this is what happens when you don't respect the craft you're making a fool out of all of us I
00:27:45think
00:27:45he can do it it doesn't matter what you think okay you're not one of us you're just some dumb
00:27:51girl
00:27:52who had a little bit of money to burn if it weren't for you we wouldn't be in this mess
00:28:05looks like you're having some trouble here why don't you let me help you
00:28:15switch it now prop boy you need to end this now you're
00:28:25you're right
00:28:28I swore off my old life
00:28:39but I can't keep running forever
00:28:47ladies and gentlemen
00:28:50are you ready for something extraordinary
00:28:55now but first I'm gonna need some help
00:29:00Brie could you come here
00:29:07what is he doing
00:29:09you gotta be kidding me this is just sad
00:29:21you all know magic is an illusion
00:29:24but still
00:29:25you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:29:29you can never explain it in a million years
00:29:32well isn't this like life
00:29:34see every day you experience your reality through your senses
00:29:37but what if you couldn't trust your senses
00:29:46wouldn't your reality then
00:29:48just be an illusion
00:29:52don't blink
00:29:53you'll miss it
00:30:09that's it
00:30:11nothing happened
00:30:12you're supposed to change the water into wine
00:30:14hey Mr. Kensington
00:30:15I told you
00:30:16you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up
00:30:18to take my place
00:30:19you should have respected my ranking
00:30:21no
00:30:22I think there's something else going on
00:30:25now I apologize ladies and gentlemen
00:30:27I can't seem to complete my transformation
00:30:30I knew it
00:30:31this theater is mine
00:30:33without one final piece of equipment
00:30:36which will be coming
00:30:37right about
00:30:39now
00:30:51what's he doing
00:30:52he's such a
00:30:53a cake knife
00:30:54he's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:03how
00:31:12unbelievable
00:31:14amazing
00:31:20whoa
00:31:23that is fast
00:31:25there you go
00:31:25my judges
00:31:29incredible
00:31:34cake
00:31:35the lava is a chocolate wine
00:31:37reduction sauce
00:31:38I can't believe I'm eating cake
00:31:41the only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was
00:31:44the master of magic
00:31:54how is this possible
00:32:02now for the critical moment
00:32:03judges
00:32:04what do you think
00:32:05do you know how he did it
00:32:07I have no idea
00:32:07not a clue
00:32:10and you Jennifer
00:32:12I'm completely stumped
00:32:16well in the case of a tie
00:32:17we turn back to the magicians themselves
00:32:21Daniel
00:32:21you said earlier
00:32:23you know how Matthew did his trick
00:32:25tell us
00:32:26yeah
00:32:27tell us
00:32:30he dropped in edible iron filaments
00:32:34then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron
00:32:37ionizing
00:32:39turning the water red
00:32:40giving it the earthy flavors of a wine
00:32:45that's
00:32:47correct
00:32:50amazing
00:32:50and Matthew
00:32:52how did Daniel do his trick
00:32:58I
00:32:59I don't know
00:33:02and with that
00:33:03Daniel wins our first round
00:33:05oh
00:33:06oh
00:33:06oh
00:33:07oh
00:33:07oh
00:33:08oh
00:33:08oh
00:33:08oh
00:33:09oh
00:33:09oh
00:33:09oh
00:33:09oh
00:33:10oh
00:33:12oh
00:33:12oh
00:33:12oh
00:33:12oh
00:33:14look at your health
00:33:18I need a knife
00:33:20let's give him cake
00:33:23well done young man
00:33:26the only other magician
00:33:28that could have accomplished
00:33:29that transformation
00:33:30was the master of magic
00:33:35no
00:33:35no
00:33:36he didn't transform anything
00:33:37he didn't even teleport
00:33:39he must have cheated
00:33:40there's no way
00:33:42an untrained worker
00:33:43has that much level of skill
00:33:44exactly
00:33:45he probably blackmailed the judges
00:33:47or something
00:33:50how could you let him beat you
00:33:51you embarrassed us
00:33:52with your performance
00:33:53how was I supposed to know
00:33:54he was gonna do that
00:33:54with the cup
00:33:55and teleport to the judges
00:33:56who is that guy
00:34:01it doesn't matter
00:34:03get out of my face
00:34:04it's time for the real magicians
00:34:05to get to work
00:34:07you think you've won
00:34:10you haven't won shit
00:34:13it's time to bring out my A team
00:34:20Kate Barlow
00:34:29Ms. Barlow
00:34:31thank you for joining us
00:34:33that's
00:34:34that's Kate Barlow
00:34:35he's the FISM world champion
00:34:37and parlor magic
00:34:38and an actual
00:34:39six star magician
00:34:40alright
00:34:41who's ready for the headliner
00:34:46second round is
00:34:47quick change magic
00:34:48that's Sophie's specialty
00:34:50you had a little fun
00:34:51in the first round
00:34:52but now
00:34:52watch an actual pro
00:34:54a real magician
00:34:56doesn't need to bribe the judges
00:34:57or cause some fake
00:34:59amateur distractions
00:35:00a real magician
00:35:01doesn't need to
00:35:02because she
00:35:03has hard earned skills
00:35:05now
00:35:07yeah
00:35:08get him Sophie
00:35:09always nice to see a fellow female on stage
00:35:12too bad I'm gonna crush you
00:35:13oh
00:35:14you think so
00:35:15your rank is impressive
00:35:17but it doesn't scare me
00:35:19oh
00:35:19you think I brought in
00:35:20Miss Barlow
00:35:21just for her rank
00:35:23you didn't
00:35:25I brought in Kate Barlow
00:35:26because she was the protege
00:35:28of the master of magic
00:35:32he taught me everything
00:35:33he knows
00:35:34funny
00:35:35I don't remember training her
00:35:38you were trained
00:35:40by the master of magic?
00:35:41oh she wasn't just trained
00:35:42by him
00:35:43he realized
00:35:44that she was better than him
00:35:45that's why he
00:35:47disappeared
00:35:48that can't be true right?
00:35:49Richard wouldn't dare
00:35:51make a claim like that
00:35:52if it wasn't true
00:35:53so what you're saying
00:35:54is that we have to compete
00:35:56against somebody
00:35:56who's better
00:35:57than the master of magic?
00:35:59oh so what?
00:36:00I'll still destroy you
00:36:01Sophie
00:36:02shut up
00:36:03ah
00:36:04Miss Barlow
00:36:06it is
00:36:07an honor
00:36:08to compete
00:36:08with a magician
00:36:10of your caliber
00:36:11I wish I could say the same
00:36:13but honestly
00:36:15it's an insult
00:36:16you're even trying
00:36:18to compete
00:36:19so why are you here?
00:36:21to shatter my teacher's old records
00:36:24and publicly declare myself
00:36:26the new master of magic
00:36:33ladies and gentlemen
00:36:34this next act
00:36:36is even harder
00:36:37than our first
00:36:38it is all about
00:36:39quick change magic
00:36:40transforming outfits
00:36:42as many times as possible
00:36:43in 30 seconds
00:36:45the world record
00:36:46is 17 changes
00:36:48held by the master
00:36:50of magic
00:36:56do you think
00:36:57you can beat that?
00:36:58that's a change
00:36:59every two seconds
00:36:59there's no way
00:37:00you can beat that
00:37:01I could beat that
00:37:02in my sleep
00:37:07hell
00:37:07there's not a magic technique
00:37:09in the world
00:37:09that would make
00:37:09that trick possible
00:37:10only the master of magic
00:37:12would be able to do that
00:37:13I know every one
00:37:14of his secrets
00:37:16are you saying
00:37:17you're going to break
00:37:18the master of magic's record
00:37:20who here would like
00:37:22to see me break the record
00:37:25then start the music
00:37:28you're going to break the record
00:37:49you're about to break the record
00:37:50oh my god
00:37:52this is unreal
00:37:54this is history
00:37:56that is 18 changes
00:37:59ladies and gentlemen
00:38:00we have a new world record
00:38:01and possibly
00:38:02a new master of magic
00:38:06I can't believe
00:38:07she just did that
00:38:08I've never seen anything like it
00:38:10the concentration
00:38:11the skill needed
00:38:12to do something like that
00:38:14she had to learn it
00:38:16from the master of magic
00:38:17I wouldn't believe it
00:38:18if I hadn't just seen it
00:38:19with my own eyes
00:38:20for a second there
00:38:21I thought she'd actually
00:38:22figure out my technique
00:38:23but no
00:38:24she's a fraud
00:38:25like the rest
00:38:26Sophie
00:38:26you can beat that
00:38:28right?
00:38:29I can only manage
00:38:309 or 10 changes
00:38:31but not 18
00:38:35well
00:38:36are you even going
00:38:37to attempt to compete
00:38:38or do you just want
00:38:40to give me the theater now?
00:38:43no one can do that
00:38:44we should just give up
00:38:46come on Sophie
00:38:47there has to be some chance
00:38:48okay you don't know
00:38:49what you're talking about
00:38:50I can't do that
00:38:52no one can do that
00:38:53you're just some dumb girl
00:38:55with money who tried
00:38:55to get into magic
00:38:56but you don't know
00:38:57anything about magic
00:38:58you put that guy
00:38:59on stage for Pete's sake
00:39:01are you going to come out
00:39:02here and embarrass yourselves
00:39:03or can I get ready
00:39:05for my first photo shoot
00:39:06as the new
00:39:08master of magic
00:39:09come on
00:39:10one of you
00:39:11at least has to try
00:39:12I can't lose this contract
00:39:14I have children
00:39:15that are my responsibility
00:39:16and they will starve
00:39:18Sophie
00:39:20Eugene
00:39:22Xavier
00:39:23if I had my hand
00:39:25I would try
00:39:26but I don't even think
00:39:28I would stand a chance
00:39:29well well
00:39:30looks like I won
00:39:33sir
00:39:34are you hiring?
00:39:37really?
00:39:38you're going to betray
00:39:39your boss
00:39:39right in front of him
00:39:40might as well
00:39:41we can't go down
00:39:42with a sinking ship
00:39:43of losers
00:39:43sorry Samuel
00:39:44you should not put your faith
00:39:46in your stupid girl
00:39:47who doesn't understand
00:39:47the first thing about magic
00:39:48it's over
00:39:49the theater is mine
00:39:53I failed them
00:39:55I failed the orphanage
00:39:59might as well go with them
00:40:00Daniel
00:40:02hey watch
00:40:03where are you going?
00:40:06what is he doing?
00:40:10we still have a shot
00:40:12I'm going to take it
00:40:13Daniel stop
00:40:14you can't just go out there
00:40:15and embarrass yourself
00:40:15I won't let you
00:40:17Brie
00:40:17do you trust me?
00:40:22and with the Kensington team
00:40:24giving up
00:40:24the winners are
00:40:26wait
00:40:30the Kensington team
00:40:31sold us to do their
00:40:32quick change act
00:40:34that's adorable
00:40:36do you even know
00:40:37what a quick change act is
00:40:38prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage
00:40:40really Samuel
00:40:42you're sending out
00:40:43the help again?
00:40:44this loser has no chance
00:40:45of beating Kate
00:40:46sir we tried to warn him
00:40:48but Samuel just wouldn't
00:40:49listen
00:40:50this worker conned him
00:40:52just like he conned
00:40:53the judges in the last round
00:40:54that's not true
00:40:55the only reason why he's here
00:40:56is because Brie
00:40:57has a little crush on him
00:40:58that's enough
00:40:58ooh
00:40:59is that what's going on?
00:41:01the producer's amateur boyfriend
00:41:03is trying to save the show
00:41:05that's really cute
00:41:06I said that's enough
00:41:08Daniel
00:41:09are you ready?
00:41:12your time starts
00:41:16now
00:41:27we're waiting
00:41:29look at all these quick changes
00:41:31he's going so fast
00:41:32I can't keep track of them
00:41:37hey honey
00:41:38it doesn't look like
00:41:39magic's your thing
00:41:40but I'm always hiring
00:41:42boys to do my laundry
00:41:44what are you doing boy?
00:41:46just trust him
00:41:48he has it under control
00:41:49are you kidding me?
00:41:50if he has it under control
00:41:51I'm freaking Merlin himself
00:41:53hey Brie
00:41:54you might want to turn around
00:41:56for this one
00:41:57okay
00:41:57your boyfriend
00:41:58is about to reveal himself
00:41:59for the fraud
00:42:00that he truly is
00:42:01seriously get off the stage
00:42:03dude you look like a fucking ass
00:42:05yo buddy
00:42:06you're not getting 18 bro
00:42:07knock it out
00:42:09Daniel what are you doing?
00:42:11are you happy?
00:42:12you've embarrassed yourself
00:42:13and wasted
00:42:14my precious time
00:42:21time
00:42:22time is a funny thing isn't it?
00:42:25see we always complain
00:42:26that time goes by too fast
00:42:28but in moments like these
00:42:29it's like time
00:42:31stand still
00:42:36your technique wasn't bad
00:42:38just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:42:43this is
00:42:47what's he gonna do?
00:42:48it's my nap
00:42:53I'll blink
00:43:04congratulations
00:43:05one change in 30 seconds
00:43:07I win
00:43:08but you can't call that a competition
00:43:10what a waste of time
00:43:11Sophie at least would have had a chance
00:43:13well I think we know who won this contest
00:43:17you sure about that?
00:43:34how did he do that?
00:43:4077
00:43:4078
00:43:51ladies and gentlemen
00:43:52we have 78 changes
00:43:54I can't believe it
00:43:55it's not possible
00:43:57it's impossible
00:44:00it's impossible for mere mortals
00:44:03but not for the master of magic
00:44:05wait
00:44:07is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11the misdirect you used
00:44:13showmanship
00:44:15the transformation on a massive scale
00:44:18ladies and gentlemen
00:44:20you have just witnessed the return of a legend
00:44:22because this man is the master of magic
00:44:38I just made an axe of myself
00:44:41in front of the real master of magic
00:44:44with that question
00:44:46I believe I speak for all three judges
00:44:48to declare that
00:44:49Daniel is the winner of this competition
00:44:52ladies and gentlemen
00:44:53you heard it
00:44:54Daniel wins the competition
00:44:58Daniel
00:44:59Daniel
00:45:00Daniel
00:45:03Daniel
00:45:04Daniel
00:45:04Daniel
00:45:05Daniel
00:45:05Daniel
00:45:05Daniel
00:45:06please
00:45:07please forgive me
00:45:08I was just so inspired by example growing up
00:45:11that I feel as if you've been with me every step of the way
00:45:14how dare you lie to me
00:45:15you swore to me you learned everything from him
00:45:17you're nothing but a fraud
00:45:19get out of here
00:45:24I've spent the last six months
00:45:25six years looking for you
00:45:27I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic
00:45:30because I know that before you were the master of magic
00:45:33you were a world-class cat burglar
00:45:40tonight
00:45:40the diamond nebula casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars
00:45:51you'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage
00:45:55here
00:45:58down payment to show you I'm serious
00:46:01so what do you say
00:46:03ready to make some real money
00:46:07I won both rounds to competition didn't I
00:46:11well yes
00:46:12then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater
00:46:15that was the deal
00:46:17right
00:46:17of course
00:46:19but what do you think of my offer
00:46:22what I think of your offer
00:46:30now why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass
00:46:37that was so good
00:46:43wow everybody give it up for the master of magic
00:46:47wow
00:46:50you know Daniel
00:46:51when I first saw you
00:46:53I knew that you were special
00:46:54yeah of course
00:46:56I mean even an idiot could see
00:46:58that he was the master of magic
00:46:59and honestly
00:47:01I just feel
00:47:03so honored
00:47:04to be standing in the same room as you right now
00:47:07wow
00:47:10you guys are acting like you had his back this whole time
00:47:12after all the abuse you heaped on him earlier
00:47:15oh don't
00:47:16no we were just joking
00:47:18right
00:47:19guys
00:47:21you're gonna stay with us
00:47:22right
00:47:23Daniel
00:47:24yeah of course he's gonna stay with us
00:47:26we're just you know
00:47:27killing him some love
00:47:29yeah
00:47:29the three of you
00:47:31your actions were a disgrace
00:47:34disrespecting the greatest magician of all time
00:47:38I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is
00:47:41punishment
00:47:42punishment is a very strong word
00:47:44no we don't
00:47:44I don't like that
00:47:46you know
00:47:48I do think
00:47:50maybe a little public humiliation
00:47:53will do you three some good
00:48:01I know I see it
00:48:02that's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen
00:48:05disgusting
00:48:06what are you doing here for
00:48:08go
00:48:08go
00:48:08we have to go here
00:48:14so
00:48:15you're really him
00:48:18master of magic
00:48:20I
00:48:21don't feel I
00:48:22am worthy to be on the same stage as you
00:48:24if
00:48:26you want to stay
00:48:27I
00:48:28gladly open for you
00:48:29and give you the
00:48:30marquee performance
00:48:32but
00:48:32whether you
00:48:34stay
00:48:34or leave
00:48:35it's
00:48:36completely
00:48:37your decision
00:48:39so what do you say
00:48:43if
00:48:43if
00:48:43you knew how I'd let Eric die
00:48:45you'd hate me
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic
00:48:51that
00:48:51may be true
00:48:53but
00:48:53nobody else
00:48:55could ever do
00:48:56what you did up here
00:49:01Daniel
00:49:10That bracelet
00:49:13could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:28hey all this time and i didn't recognize you daniel angier but you're still the same
00:49:35the older brother looking out for the smaller kid anytime eric got hurt he'd come running
00:49:42but when i mattered the most i let him down
00:49:50eric knew what he was doing and he was so proud of you the only time you let him down
00:49:57is when you stopped being the master of magic what eric believed in you and your gifts
00:50:05don't let your guilt take that away you're still the master of magic
00:50:11you just have to claim it
00:50:19where'd he go daniel daniel we want an interview in here
00:50:34i could have sworn he went this way you have to be here somewhere
00:50:44your friends
00:50:46ah well that sounds awful
00:50:54so
00:51:00so
00:51:26you know eric told me to find you
00:51:33well you knew we could get together
00:51:37so
00:51:38are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again
00:51:56this looks way worse than when we were kids
00:51:59now you see why i was so desperate to get the money
00:52:16what happened to this orphanage
00:52:19good business that's what happened
00:52:29this is barry carnegay he owns the orphanage
00:52:32you're supposed to be in jail
00:52:34ah so you recognize me silly boy jail and laws are only for the poor i was out in two
00:52:42years and i've already taken back my casino as well as this place it's mine i bought it
00:52:49and i've been using it for child labor to squeeze every dime out of it and funnel it into my
00:52:54casino
00:52:55you're a monster
00:52:56nah
00:52:57if i'm such a monster why don't you buy the orphanage from me huh
00:53:00oh you can't because you're poor and pathetic
00:53:06see this watch
00:53:07this is worth more than the whole place
00:53:09so
00:53:10you either give me the money for the orphanage
00:53:12or you get the fuck out
00:53:15i'm gonna get it
00:53:16well babe you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow
00:53:20because that's when the dozers start up
00:53:22who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino
00:53:27you can't be serious
00:53:29what about the children
00:53:31miss anderson what's he talking about
00:53:34are we gonna lose our home
00:53:36yeah you are
00:53:38but listen
00:53:41you can stay at my hotel
00:53:43ten grand a night
00:53:44you got that kind of money kid
00:53:48i didn't think so
00:53:51let's go
00:53:53pay your funds
00:53:54millions for this place
00:53:56i mean how am i gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon
00:54:02you'll have your money
00:54:04oh yeah
00:54:07where are you gonna get it
00:54:09tonight
00:54:09the diamond nebula casino
00:54:12will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year
00:54:14i'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars
00:54:18i'm gonna rob your casino
00:54:43i'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory eric
00:54:50oh i see richard got the three links to try to steal the money
00:54:53top burglars in the world
00:54:56lily
00:54:57system logistics and camera espionage
00:55:02alisa
00:55:03who cracked the kremlin's most secure vault
00:55:06three times
00:55:08anna vita
00:55:09who can seduce anyone with a pulse
00:55:13they're good
00:55:15almost as good as me
00:55:17fortunately
00:55:18i can use that to my advantage
00:55:30so i gather you three are here to rob the diamond nebula vault as well
00:55:39i'm just who you think you are
00:55:41idiot man with a dead fish
00:55:43and tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer
00:55:46maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit
00:55:48and then snip his manhood off
00:55:52we don't need a knife
00:55:53i'm sure a pair of tweezers would be big enough
00:55:58ladies
00:55:59please
00:56:01let's make a deal
00:56:07see if i can help you i take a share of it
00:56:10if i can't i take nothing
00:56:20how did he do that
00:56:22well this is vegas
00:56:24he's probably just some lucky trickster
00:56:27give us a moment
00:56:31is nobody here
00:56:33maybe he could be our father
00:56:35mmm i like it
00:56:36he's clearly in all reasons
00:56:38it's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming
00:56:40we keep double crossing easy
00:56:44all right
00:56:44we'll let you help us
00:56:46and we'll even let you in all the cash
00:56:49but
00:56:50you have to prove yourself first
00:56:55i'm listening
00:56:58you see that cart of a deader boy
00:57:01clear it out
00:57:02bring us the chips
00:57:03you have five minutes
00:57:05do that
00:57:06and we will know that you can be a part of this heist
00:57:08look at him
00:57:10this man child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket
00:57:13first you're going to need a key
00:57:15you got that
00:57:16a key
00:57:17and then
00:57:20why aren't you writing this down
00:57:22honey
00:57:22you should give up now
00:57:24you're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators
00:57:32okay
00:57:35he is stupider than i thought
00:57:37he's going in the wrong direction
00:57:39completely unaware of his environment
00:57:41hopeless
00:57:41this whole thing is a waste of time
00:57:44let's just get rid of him
00:57:48is he getting a drink during a haste?
00:57:50oh i am so nervous i need a drink of water
00:57:53he's only going to slow a spell
00:57:55look at him
00:58:01oh
00:58:01are you serious?
00:58:03jeez
00:58:03i am a klutz and a half
00:58:07i am so sorry
00:58:07here let me just
00:58:08let me help you just wipe
00:58:09no no get off of me man
00:58:11this is garbage
00:58:12sorry
00:58:12yeah garbage
00:58:13just
00:58:15he tried a little bump and snatch
00:58:17he could grab the key
00:58:19he's a bit of a failure
00:58:20i've seen enough
00:58:27you had your shot and you blew it
00:58:29like the sad thief you are
00:58:32now you can go
00:58:33you blew your chance to work with the best in the world guy
00:58:37best in the world huh
00:58:40well then maybe you can tell me how i did this
00:58:54impossible
00:58:55he never even opens a chip card
00:58:58who is this guy?
00:59:00could he be the one playing us?
00:59:02how
00:59:03how did he do that?
00:59:05is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08ladies
00:59:10those chips did not come from the card
00:59:12no one is that girl
00:59:14he probably already had them off his sleeve
00:59:17that makes sense
00:59:18he's treating this like some little magic show
00:59:21if he's clearly an amateur which is good
00:59:23we wouldn't want to double-class the girl
00:59:25he's the perfect dumb taxi
00:59:28alright
00:59:30we'll let you help us
00:59:31but don't get in our way
00:59:35deal
00:59:38okay
00:59:39let's get back to the plan
00:59:40shall we?
00:59:41cuatro
00:59:42cinco
00:59:42seis
00:59:43i count six guards at the vault
00:59:45all six
00:59:46slovakian mercenaries
00:59:48sworn to protect that vault with their lives
00:59:51this is child's play
00:59:53easier than roping a legless mule
00:59:55it's time for epistraction
00:59:58when i walk past those guards
01:00:00they won't be able to take their eyes off me
01:00:03your plan is broken
01:00:07what did you just say?
01:00:09i said your plan is broken
01:00:11do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14evita seduced presidents
01:00:16kings
01:00:17ceos
01:00:17bishops
01:00:18and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:20has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain
01:00:28that's what i thought
01:00:29finally something makes it look like neanderthal school of you
01:00:33now shut up and watch your professional work
01:00:37look idiot
01:00:38watch your swag
01:00:42it is already starting so hard
01:00:55her last conquest was the richest man in south america
01:00:59she took him for all he was worth
01:01:01and before then
01:01:03is a hitbook monocle
01:01:05so how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08you'll see for yourself
01:01:09in three
01:01:09two
01:01:12oh my god
01:01:14you smell that?
01:01:16oh my god
01:01:16oh my god
01:01:22god
01:01:23i got that scent
01:01:24i got the disease
01:01:25HALT
01:01:28HALT
01:01:28HALT
01:01:29get back to your post
01:01:30what are you doing?
01:01:33dammit
01:01:33the perfume does not work on dimmit
01:01:35it's fine
01:01:36i almost got them away from the vault
01:01:38and that stupid captain means i will try again any real work
01:01:42they do not have time
01:01:43we need a new destruction now
01:01:49what's in him?
01:01:50when he goes to distract the guards they will catch
01:01:52we'll kill two birds with one stomp
01:01:57you go
01:02:00aye aye aye
01:02:01these vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky
01:02:03just look at how he walked right up to us earlier
01:02:05exactly
01:02:07he'll get arrested and that will be the big distraction that we need
01:02:10this snotty nose cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight
01:02:14i almost feel sorry for him
01:02:22is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24he's walking right past the guards
01:02:28maybe he's leaving
01:02:29realizing it looks too bad for him
01:02:34is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36is he serious?
01:02:38my priceless one-of-a-kind two-faced trick coin
01:02:40it's hard to let go
01:02:42but to save the orphans
01:02:45i'd do anything
01:02:46he's not even using zinder slot machines
01:02:49he's gambling with the old ones
01:02:51how is he going to be a distraction?
01:02:52huh? how?
01:02:55this is ridiculous
01:02:56we have to go in
01:02:56he can't even distract the guards
01:02:58he's not even smart enough to be a foul guy
01:03:00my bedroom is ready
01:03:01i'm going back
01:03:02no wait
01:03:06i want to see him fail
01:03:08then
01:03:08he will cut
01:03:22no way
01:03:26oh my gosh amazing on your first try
01:03:31jackpot? how did he do that?
01:03:33oh my goodness he probably just got lucky
01:03:35that's not a real distraction
01:03:48the slot machines are paying out!
01:03:59code 11 all security personnel to the floor
01:04:02that's impossible
01:04:03why ain't sam held this habit?
01:04:05is he more than an amateur?
01:04:07ladies
01:04:08are we getting played by him?
01:04:15no probably just more beginners look
01:04:17right
01:04:18when we need him to take the fall
01:04:19he'll still easily do it
01:04:22he's going in the vault
01:04:23he's trying to get the cash before we do
01:04:31the same vault i broke into six years ago
01:04:33to steal the documents that got the owner arrested
01:04:38trying to go in without us?
01:04:39don't think i want that little smokey here
01:04:41to take a piece out of you
01:04:42if you try to double cross us
01:04:44did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:50hot blazes how did that happen?
01:04:58you were gonna pay for that
01:05:00don't worry it'll wash out
01:05:02and i couldn't double cross you if i tried
01:05:07that's right
01:05:07that's right
01:05:08we're too good
01:05:09we are professionals
01:05:10you are just some nobody
01:05:11who thinks a few magic tricks
01:05:13with you in our league
01:05:13oh whatever
01:05:14step aside
01:05:15we are wasting valuable time
01:05:17it's time for the professionals to work
01:05:23Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world
01:05:26she's cracked into safes at the bank of london
01:05:29the new york federal reserve and fort knox
01:05:30all in one week
01:05:31can't do that with your little coin trick
01:05:34just as i thought
01:05:35three lockers
01:05:36mechanical combination
01:05:38and the biometric id reader
01:05:39no wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe
01:05:43yeah
01:05:43me
01:05:45fortunately
01:05:46that one thief
01:05:48that's me
01:05:48six years ago
01:05:52is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03one down
01:06:04three to go
01:06:10intruder alert
01:06:11false entry detected
01:06:13notifying authorities in 20 seconds
01:06:15Alisa you triggered the door alarm
01:06:17we have to make it stop
01:06:18just give me a minute
01:06:19we don't have a minute
01:06:20how did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22because it was you who cracked the safe right?
01:06:24somebody shoved him up
01:06:26eleven
01:06:27well i'm just saying you've taught us before so
01:06:29no problem
01:06:30stop bothering her with your questions
01:06:32and just standing in the corner like a good little boy
01:06:34five
01:06:36four
01:06:37three
01:06:38two
01:06:41three
01:06:42two
01:06:45intruder alert
01:06:46intruder alert cancelled
01:06:48got it
01:06:50sure you did
01:06:52how was i supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock like an ibv international vault
01:06:57you should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand
01:06:59like i did
01:07:02give me another second
01:07:03ladies we don't have another second
01:07:05hold on
01:07:07i'll give it a shot
01:07:09you really think you can be faster than me
01:07:11i am the one who cracks the safe not to
01:07:14stop distracting her
01:07:15this is a job for the pros
01:07:17Alisa you got this
01:07:18no
01:07:18she doesn't
01:07:19what are you talking about
01:07:20she won't get it open
01:07:21the place where she's drilling it won't work
01:07:23you do not know what you're talking about
01:07:25you are nothing
01:07:26and you are a nobody
01:07:32hmm
01:07:33got it
01:07:35she won't get it open
01:07:37go back to shoplifting you child
01:07:42what is it
01:07:43what's wrong
01:07:46it's hollow
01:07:48the locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door
01:07:51look the guards almost here i can help
01:07:53quiet idiot i've almost found it
01:07:55Alisa
01:07:57what
01:07:57what
01:07:59maybe we should give him a shot
01:08:01and if he can't open it
01:08:02then we will tackle him
01:08:04and then say that we stopped him from robbing the casino
01:08:10hold yours
01:08:11try not to screw up what i already started
01:08:13don't worry
01:08:15we'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds
01:08:23what the hell are you doing?
01:08:24is this idiot trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:27he's drunk
01:08:28he's been drunk the whole time
01:08:30we're just seeing it now
01:08:31well if he'd stop talking and listen
01:08:33you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside
01:08:35all security personnel
01:08:37we have a complete code 9 at the vault
01:08:40thumbs up!
01:08:41tickle him!
01:08:45now for the magic words
01:08:50open sesame
01:09:00how the hell impossible
01:09:02who are you?
01:09:04are we in over our heads?
01:09:06ladies
01:09:06i suggest we get in
01:09:16what the fuck?
01:09:20god damn
01:09:21there's gotta be near a billion in here
01:09:24i am taking a decade long spot trip
01:09:26i am finally going to buy the mention of the kiss pnc
01:09:38bingo
01:09:42just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:45just taking my share
01:09:48you think you are so smart
01:09:50did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:09:56we played you the entire time
01:09:58and you didn't even notice
01:10:00you see those cameras?
01:10:02they've been recording us the entire time
01:10:05except i put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording
01:10:08all of us
01:10:10except for you
01:10:11you really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:14you were just our fault
01:10:15that is what happens when you try to run the city girls
01:10:19enjoy prison
01:10:21mr kim
01:10:22we got it
01:10:23it's safe for you to come in
01:10:28whoa
01:10:29this is more than i even thought
01:10:32barry is so paranoid he put all his valuables in here
01:10:35come on ladies we can't stand around
01:10:37pack up
01:10:39who's this?
01:10:40oh no one
01:10:41a pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him
01:10:45we had him take the fall
01:10:46he was easy
01:10:47almost a little too easy
01:10:48it's like he wanted us to set them up
01:10:52sorry buddy
01:10:53but you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks
01:10:56i'll remember that next time
01:11:00wait
01:11:01wait i know that voice
01:11:02who
01:11:05who are you?
01:11:08you know exactly
01:11:09who i am
01:11:12you stupid broads
01:11:14do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:15i wanna be petty
01:11:17i wanna be petty safe
01:11:17yeah calm down mr kim
01:11:19he is a nobody
01:11:20he's
01:11:21he's not a nobody
01:11:22he's
01:11:23richard tranquilo
01:11:24he's just our patsy
01:11:25we had him in our web the entire time
01:11:28he wasn't in your web
01:11:29you were in his
01:11:30you fools
01:11:33please
01:11:34please don't do this
01:11:35let us go
01:11:36relax richard
01:11:38i can do anything crazy like
01:11:41reactivate the alarms
01:11:41oh thank you
01:11:44because i already have
01:11:49what?
01:11:54what kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56and what kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:59you think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:01steal my stash?
01:12:02no
01:12:03not here
01:12:04not on my turf
01:12:08oh
01:12:08jesus
01:12:10the three links huh?
01:12:12KGB
01:12:13Annie Oakley
01:12:14and Penelope Cruz
01:12:16the world's best cat burglars
01:12:18my pink ass
01:12:20oh god
01:12:21and that's richard kim
01:12:23isn't it?
01:12:24the geriatric hutster
01:12:25from the cretaceous period
01:12:27trying to de-extinct your career
01:12:29after that deplorable magic competition
01:12:33and you
01:12:35that mask
01:12:38i know you
01:12:39you're the son of a bitch
01:12:41that got me put away
01:12:42for two years
01:12:44well too bad it didn't stick
01:12:45huh?
01:12:47but as i recall
01:12:48i did
01:12:49to kill your brother
01:12:51i put him down
01:12:52like a dog
01:12:52i should've put you down
01:12:54that night too
01:12:56tell you what
01:12:57we're gonna finish that job
01:12:59right now
01:13:06well i knew it
01:13:08you never did quite perfect that trick
01:13:10did you?
01:13:16that's not my blood
01:13:23you're probably thinking
01:13:25i didn't see how he did that
01:13:27and you know why he didn't?
01:13:30he blinked
01:13:31get him!
01:13:35sweet!
01:13:35you guys brought flowers
01:13:52freeze!
01:14:00that's enough
01:14:08what?
01:14:10how did you do that?
01:14:12blast out like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast!
01:14:15what the hell happened?
01:14:17why am i tied up?
01:14:18because the real police are on their way
01:14:20and i want to make their job easier on them
01:14:21oh and
01:14:22don't worry it's just a flesh wound
01:14:24i'm sure you'll go on to live many years
01:14:26in prison
01:14:27why would i go to prison?
01:14:29you're the thief
01:14:30you're stealing from me
01:14:32it's because you've been using your casino as one big cover
01:14:36as the biggest drug ring in the united states
01:14:38not even your billions can get you out of this
01:14:42guess who the hell are you?
01:14:47i'm the master of magic you motherfucker
01:14:51no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! i'm out of here!
01:15:06you did it eric
01:15:09untraceable bitcoin cryptocurrency
01:15:10enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage
01:15:13and put those kids through college
01:15:15we did it
01:15:22and the kids just love all the colors in the stained glass windows and the library we get
01:15:30brand new books every day thank you i still can't understand how you found the money to pay off all
01:15:36those loans you wouldn't believe me if i told you mommy daddy let's get ice cream before the show
01:15:46yeah ice cream right my mind you're like a little magician okay i guess we'll see you next week
01:15:52always looking forward to it let's go get that ice cream
01:16:01ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the angier magic team
01:16:09the one the only mistress of magic herself
01:16:17charity is here
01:16:20you
01:16:21you
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