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00:00:02Tonight's rivalry matchup is already heating up.
00:00:04It's Adam Johns of the Thunderhawks
00:00:06versus the Leopard Seals Golden Boy, Blake Ashburn.
00:00:10It's three games, one Golden Cup.
00:00:12Who's gonna be the winner?
00:00:13Adam's definitely got this.
00:00:21Let's go, Adam!
00:00:23I'm Lucy Hart.
00:00:24I gave up my dream school to follow my boyfriend Adam
00:00:27when he got a hockey scholarship.
00:00:28But it's all gonna be worth it when he beats his nemesis Blake Ashburn
00:00:31and I become the best sports photographer.
00:00:33Looks like the two captains have gotten into an intense flash in the corner.
00:00:44Make sure you get a good picture, man, alright?
00:00:48Blake Ashburn.
00:00:49He's a complete dickhead and a notorious playboy.
00:00:54Lucy Hart, my enemy's girlfriend.
00:00:56She hates my guts, but unfortunately, he's totally my type.
00:01:03Looks like Blake got distracted for a second.
00:01:06Adam steals the puck, takes the shot, and he scores!
00:01:10Hey!
00:01:11Hey!
00:01:12Hey, what the fuck is that, huh?
00:01:13No, no, what the fuck is your goddamn puck?
00:01:19Hey, hey!
00:01:20We're done!
00:01:21We're done!
00:01:21We're done!
00:01:21We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:23We're done!
00:01:23The winner is the Thunderhawks!
00:01:29Adam!
00:01:30Adam!
00:01:30Adam!
00:01:30Adam over here!
00:01:34Oh, he probably just wants to celebrate with his team.
00:01:38Adam's always in a good mood after the game.
00:01:41I hope he likes the photo album I made him for our anniversary.
00:01:50Adam!
00:01:54Oh, my God!
00:01:57Adam!
00:01:58You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:01You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:03What can I say?
00:02:04Every time I went to have sex, you just looked like you wanted it to be over.
00:02:08But Emma?
00:02:09She can go all night.
00:02:12We had sex in your bed.
00:02:15And ever since, Adam hasn't been able to get enough.
00:02:19Adam's right.
00:02:21The truth is, I never really enjoyed it.
00:02:23Maybe I'm just too uptight in bed.
00:02:26So that's why you're cheating on me.
00:02:27Emma can do things you can't even imagine.
00:02:31She's bending like a pretzel.
00:02:37No, I thought you were my friend.
00:02:39Why are you doing this to me?
00:02:42Lucy, you're not hot enough to be a hockey player's girlfriend.
00:02:46I mean, look at you.
00:02:48You're even dressed like a grandma.
00:03:00You're even wearing granny panties.
00:03:04Oh, my God.
00:03:06What the heck is wrong with you?
00:03:08You can have the dorm to yourself tonight.
00:03:10Adam's going to keep me very busy.
00:03:13Very.
00:03:14You guys.
00:03:16Oh, my God.
00:03:28Idiot.
00:03:30Fucking stupid.
00:03:32Fucking believe this cheater.
00:03:35I'm just going to break fucking heartache.
00:03:37Blue schools for him.
00:03:42All right, that's enough crying.
00:03:43I'm trying to enjoy the view.
00:03:52Blake Ashford.
00:03:55Blake Ashford.
00:04:00Blake Ashford.
00:04:02You've been listening to me this whole fucking time?
00:04:05Yeah, I have.
00:04:07You weren't supposed to hear any of that.
00:04:10Yeah, well, you know, you're not supposed to be here.
00:04:17Lucy, this is my spot.
00:04:19It's not your spot.
00:04:20You can't just claim a building.
00:04:23I didn't.
00:04:23You just lost.
00:04:24Why are you even here?
00:04:29You know what?
00:04:30I don't care.
00:04:31Hold on.
00:04:32Hold on.
00:04:34Let me guess.
00:04:35You're crying right now because of Adam.
00:04:38It's none of your business.
00:04:39Well, let me give you a piece of advice.
00:04:41Huh?
00:04:42That guy is not worth one of your tears.
00:04:45So don't.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Well, since you're so nosy, you told me that my best friend is better in bed than me.
00:04:52Jesus.
00:04:53It's pretty low even for fucking Adam.
00:04:56You're like, like the biggest man whore.
00:04:58So I don't care what you think.
00:05:00I don't want to hear it.
00:05:02Let me see that.
00:05:03You're a photographer, right?
00:05:04No.
00:05:05Give that back.
00:05:05Hey, what's that?
00:05:06I'm looking.
00:05:06Man whore came to Joy Smart.
00:05:10Wow.
00:05:11You know, you are pretty good.
00:05:12You made Adam look like he was a real hockey player.
00:05:13Stop.
00:05:14That's amazing.
00:05:14Stop.
00:05:15Hold on.
00:05:15I'm still looking.
00:05:17Right there.
00:05:18You got a picture of me.
00:05:20Look at that.
00:05:21I knew you were looking at me behind that camera.
00:05:24You're so full of yourself.
00:05:25I'm not full of myself.
00:05:26Listen to me.
00:05:27I'm trying to get you to understand that there are more players on the ice.
00:05:31All right.
00:05:32Don't give Adam all your attention.
00:05:34He was my first love.
00:05:36And we actually thought we could have like a future together.
00:05:39So it's more important.
00:05:41You know, I don't even know why I'm telling you any of this shit.
00:05:43Hey, hey.
00:05:44It's all right.
00:05:45Listen.
00:05:47Just relax.
00:05:47I'll take my shirt off.
00:05:48It'll cheer you up.
00:05:49Nah, it's mine.
00:05:50Huh.
00:05:50No.
00:05:51All right.
00:05:54Oh, you okay?
00:05:56Lucy, you okay?
00:05:57Lucy.
00:06:01Lucy.
00:06:06That's not mine.
00:06:10And this definitely isn't mine.
00:06:13Where the fuck am I?
00:06:16What's up?
00:06:18You're in my place.
00:06:20I'm relaxed.
00:06:21Everything's cool.
00:06:21I ain't still your kidneys.
00:06:23Did you change my clothes?
00:06:24You, uh, fell on you.
00:06:26Hit your head.
00:06:27You were kind of like swimming around with this puddle of beer, so...
00:06:32I gave you my shirt.
00:06:34Don't worry.
00:06:35Don't worry.
00:06:36I wasn't peeking.
00:06:38I didn't mean all that much, but...
00:06:40Ew.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:44Oh, my God.
00:06:45Oh, my God.
00:06:45This is such a nightmare.
00:06:47My fucking ex-boyfriend cheated on me with my roommate, and now I've been abducted by
00:06:52Blake Ashburn, of all people.
00:06:55How come every time you say my name, you say it like it's an insult?
00:06:58You know, do you remember when you duct taped Adam's car last year?
00:07:02Yeah, that was my car.
00:07:05My bad.
00:07:07I mean, you gotta admit that was pretty funny, right?
00:07:09No.
00:07:09I thought it was Adam's car, and he deserved it.
00:07:11Why do you guys hate each other so much?
00:07:14I don't know.
00:07:15We have some mystery.
00:07:17Oh, my God.
00:07:17I feel...
00:07:18I feel so...
00:07:19so stupid right now.
00:07:21You know what I think is fucked up?
00:07:23The way that Adam keeps trying to destroy your confidence.
00:07:26What if he's right?
00:07:27Maybe...
00:07:27Maybe I am bad at having sex.
00:07:30That's what guys like him do.
00:07:32They make you feel smaller so he can feel better about himself.
00:07:35It's pathetic.
00:07:36But seriously, don't want to catch him.
00:07:38So what, I should just...
00:07:41Just pretend like I'm fine?
00:07:43I don't know.
00:07:44You should get back, Adam.
00:07:48What are you saying?
00:07:49Don't you want to hurt him the way that he hurt you?
00:07:52Maybe.
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54You do.
00:07:56And I want to knock him off his game before the playoffs.
00:07:58What are you thinking?
00:08:12What?
00:08:17No!
00:08:18Not for real.
00:08:19Pretend sex.
00:08:22No, absolutely not.
00:08:24Listen, you pretend to have sex with me just to get under Adam's skin and mess him up before the
00:08:28game, but it's not real. It's fake.
00:08:30I am not taking my clothes off for you.
00:08:32You wouldn't have to take your clothes off to fake.
00:08:34Well, you're like the biggest man whore at the school.
00:08:36I don't trust you at all.
00:08:38That man whore stuff is a total rumor.
00:08:40It's bullshit.
00:08:41And once Adam sees us together, he's going to be totally jealous.
00:08:44And he's going to regret that he ever hooked up with somebody else.
00:08:47Okay?
00:08:48I promise.
00:08:49You're like the enemy.
00:08:50I would never do that to my team.
00:08:52What's your problem?
00:08:54All right.
00:08:56What are you looking at?
00:08:58What is that?
00:08:59You don't want to do this.
00:09:00Give it to me.
00:09:01Give it.
00:09:02Tristan, Tristan.
00:09:03You want to see?
00:09:04Yes.
00:09:07Honestly, I couldn't have done it without my girl.
00:09:10She keeps me grounded and she makes me the best hot chocolate in the world.
00:09:15That's my hot...
00:09:16I make that hot chocolate for him.
00:09:18So, yeah.
00:09:19This one's for you, babe.
00:09:22Oh, my fucking God.
00:09:23Oh, my God.
00:09:26It's not your team.
00:09:28Okay?
00:09:29Look, you stole my win.
00:09:31And you broke your heart.
00:09:33Why don't you say me and you, we get some revenge.
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:39What do I have to do?
00:09:49You could start by making some hot chocolate for me.
00:10:00Still making me hot chocolates, I see.
00:10:02I'm Adam's girlfriend now.
00:10:04You are just embarrassing yourself.
00:10:06I mean, seriously.
00:10:07That outfit?
00:10:08Did you get dressed in the dark this morning?
00:10:12Here.
00:10:13You can fix it.
00:10:14What?
00:10:17Excuse me.
00:10:20Sorry, sir.
00:10:21She made this for me.
00:10:26Damn, that's good.
00:10:28Thank you, baby.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:35Of course.
00:10:38Baby.
00:10:39What the hell's going on here?
00:10:42Oh, you haven't heard the news?
00:10:43We're hooking up.
00:10:46There's no way.
00:10:48Oh, you don't believe me?
00:10:51Baby, why don't you lick this off my finger like you did last night?
00:10:57Blake, if you're trying to make me believe that you and Lucy had sex, you're wasting your time.
00:11:02Oh, you don't know what I mean.
00:11:22Yummy.
00:11:25Yummy.
00:11:27Yeah, she's very thorough.
00:11:28If you know what I mean.
00:11:30I love dairy.
00:11:32She does.
00:11:34Monkey.
00:11:38Oh, what's the matter, big boy?
00:11:39Huh?
00:11:40You can move on, but Lucy can't?
00:11:42I think that's called, what, toxic masculinity?
00:11:44You fuck.
00:11:45I don't care.
00:11:46Yeah, well, I hope that's true.
00:11:48Because you're going to lose the game and your girl on the same night, then.
00:11:51My girl's right here.
00:11:54I upgraded.
00:11:57Yeah, sure.
00:11:58Well, I don't know about you guys, but, uh...
00:12:01I can't keep my hands off of her.
00:12:04Jesus Christ.
00:12:05Watch.
00:12:09Oh, shit.
00:12:11I have to go along with this.
00:12:17Well, what do you say?
00:12:18Hey, I think we've got enough time to squeeze in a quickie before the game.
00:12:22Really?
00:12:25Yeah.
00:12:26Yeah, baby.
00:12:27Later, fucker.
00:12:34Come on, Adam.
00:12:36Forget about them.
00:12:37Just losers.
00:12:39Yeah.
00:12:41Okay, this better work.
00:12:43It's going to work, trust me.
00:12:45It's going to take the bait.
00:12:48All right, you ready to put on a show?
00:12:50Yeah.
00:12:51Let's go.
00:12:52Let's move.
00:12:54Let's move.
00:12:55Let's move.
00:13:11God, she looks incredible.
00:13:17What?
00:13:18Do I look okay?
00:13:20Perfect.
00:13:22Perfect.
00:13:23Let's do this.
00:13:43You ready?
00:13:46What if he doesn't even come in here?
00:13:48Did you see that look on his face?
00:13:51The look of pure jealousy.
00:13:52You see, he's going to come in here, trust me.
00:13:55All right.
00:13:56I'm ready when you are.
00:14:03Okay.
00:14:05It's kind of like kissing a mannequin, but you can do better than that.
00:14:10I'm just nervous.
00:14:11Okay.
00:14:12Why don't we take a deep breath?
00:14:17The first rule is eye contact.
00:14:22I'll limit you.
00:14:23It's confidence.
00:14:25Move the way that you want to move.
00:14:27Trust yourself.
00:14:29And number three, physical touch.
00:14:33Touch me like you want me to feel you.
00:14:36Take every moment.
00:14:38Every second.
00:14:41And lean in like you want to tell me a secret.
00:14:44Okay?
00:14:48Your turn.
00:15:01Just trust me.
00:15:10Can you show me how to lie again?
00:15:16Can you show me how to prove myself again?
00:15:24She wouldn't.
00:15:26And perfect.
00:15:27Let's roll.
00:15:28And now for a little surprise.
00:15:30We're going behind the scenes to catch star player Blake Ashburn before the game.
00:15:39Oh.
00:15:42Hey, Adam.
00:15:45Oh, my God.
00:15:46Oh, my God.
00:15:50Oh, my God.
00:15:52Oh, my God.
00:15:54Oh, fuck.
00:15:55All right, you guys.
00:15:56Come on.
00:15:57Get the fuck out of here.
00:16:00You're fucking fulgures.
00:16:02What the fuck?
00:16:03You okay?
00:16:04Oh, my God.
00:16:05It's the camera.
00:16:07I'll head to it.
00:16:09Be professional.
00:16:16Can you tell us a little bit about what we just saw in there?
00:16:19Who was that?
00:16:20Is she one of your latest flings?
00:16:22The fling?
00:16:23No, I'm doing fling.
00:16:24Oh, come on.
00:16:26A young athlete of you has got to have a rotating roster of girls.
00:16:30No, you see, that girl was, uh...
00:16:34She was my girlfriend.
00:16:47And actually, I'm going to win the game for him.
00:16:50Sophie, you'll excuse me.
00:16:52Mr. Blake, please, can you tell us more?
00:16:53We'd love to know more.
00:16:54Please, Mr. Blake.
00:16:59What have I done?
00:17:09Isn't that the girl from the jungle, Tron?
00:17:11Oh, God.
00:17:12I am so humiliated.
00:17:14The one with a co-host's girlfriend?
00:17:16She's so lucky.
00:17:18Huh?
00:17:20Woo!
00:17:21Let's go, Blake!
00:17:23Woo!
00:17:24You think you can just steal my comb?
00:17:26I already did.
00:17:28Good luck with my sloppy seconds.
00:17:30You know, I had her screaming my name last night.
00:17:38What the fuck was that?
00:17:39What the fuck was that?
00:17:40Hey, hey, hey, we're done, we're done, we're done.
00:17:42We started it.
00:17:43Let's go, let's go to the box.
00:17:51Blake!
00:17:52Can you get a little shit?
00:17:53This.
00:17:54No!
00:17:55That's Blake!
00:17:59Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:00Let's do it!
00:18:03Yo, Blake!
00:18:04Blake!
00:18:05Blake!
00:18:06Blake!
00:18:06Come on, guys!
00:18:07Blake!
00:18:08Blake!
00:18:09Blake!
00:18:10Blake!
00:18:11What do they got, huh?
00:18:12Good job.
00:18:13So tell me, now that I've won, do I get a kiss?
00:18:21Woo!
00:18:26Okay, it's just for show.
00:18:29And I'm going to kill him later.
00:18:38A couple hours ago, I wanted to kill you, but your plan worked, so.
00:18:45I'm sorry that I told everybody that you were my girlfriend.
00:18:49Oh.
00:18:51I just know we didn't talk about that.
00:18:53Why did you?
00:18:55I just didn't want the reporters to skew it, so it looked like you were just some random
00:18:59groupie.
00:19:00I think you deserve a lot more than that.
00:19:02Thanks.
00:19:03Wow.
00:19:03Blake isn't as bad as I thought he was.
00:19:06You know what I was thinking?
00:19:07My plan worked so well, and Adam got so mad.
00:19:11Why don't we keep this going?
00:19:14You know, until the end of the season.
00:19:16You know, I'll win the playoffs, and you'll get your revenge.
00:19:25Rules.
00:19:27Rules.
00:19:28Love her.
00:19:29Good.
00:19:31Okay, we're number one.
00:19:33We only do what's necessary.
00:19:35No random touching.
00:19:37Well, what about, now hear me now.
00:19:47You can look, but you can't touch.
00:19:50Unless it's necessary.
00:19:53Okay.
00:19:54All right.
00:19:54Mm-hmm.
00:19:56Rule number two is, uh, no hooking up with, uh, other, other people.
00:20:04No hooking up?
00:20:05Why?
00:20:06Because you're jealous?
00:20:09Uh, what?
00:20:11No.
00:20:12It's not why, okay?
00:20:14I just, uh, I think that we need to make the story believable.
00:20:19Story?
00:20:19Yep.
00:20:21Okay, fine.
00:20:22Three.
00:20:23Okay, we have to go to events together.
00:20:25So, games, the dining hall for lunch, um, the charity gala.
00:20:31What about the post-game victory party that's happening tonight?
00:20:35It's tonight?
00:20:37Mm-hmm.
00:20:38Mm-hmm.
00:20:39I don't, I don't have anything to wear, so.
00:20:42What are you talking about?
00:20:43You're wearing the perfect outfit right now.
00:20:46They're trusting?
00:20:48Welcome to the team, Lucy.
00:20:53No touching.
00:20:55Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!
00:20:58Shut up, shut up!
00:20:58Shut up, man!
00:21:00Okay, breathe.
00:21:01It's just a party.
00:21:03A very loud party of Blake's teammates who might actually hate me.
00:21:09Oh, look who it is!
00:21:11Oh, this is just Blake!
00:21:13What a boy, son!
00:21:14You guys are doing a fucking job today.
00:21:16Hey, boys, this is Lucy.
00:21:19Hi.
00:21:21Lucy, our lucky charm.
00:21:23Oh, God.
00:21:25You guys all saw that.
00:21:27Hey, and we appreciate what you did for the team.
00:21:30He must be pretty special if he's showing off on the big screen and calling his girlfriend.
00:21:33It's not like he hasn't had other girlfriends before.
00:21:38Oh, uh, he's had girls before.
00:21:41There are lots of them.
00:21:42All right, take it easy.
00:21:45He's just, he's never brought one to a party before.
00:21:48Huh, so he'll sleep with them, but he won't even invite them out.
00:21:51Just like I thought, a man whore.
00:21:54Well, I had to bring her out.
00:21:55I mean, my God, look how good she looks in my jersey.
00:22:02You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:05Seriously?
00:22:08You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:10Honestly, Lucy, this is getting pathetic.
00:22:11You embarrassed yourself in front of thousands of people?
00:22:13And now what?
00:22:14Surely think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:22:16Yes.
00:22:17You know what's pretty fucking pathetic?
00:22:19Is you harassing me at a party.
00:22:21Why don't you get a light?
00:22:23Burn!
00:22:25Damn!
00:22:26Get him!
00:22:28I guess if you two are hooking up, I have to offer you my sympathies, Blake.
00:22:32What is that supposed to mean?
00:22:34It means you're the most boring lay on the face of the planet.
00:22:38You got this right.
00:22:39She just lays there dead like a starfish.
00:22:41Doesn't even move a muscle.
00:22:43It's honestly weird.
00:22:45I'm gonna murder him with my bare hands.
00:22:49You know, I haven't noticed anything like that.
00:22:51Not from my very thorough experience.
00:22:54Maybe the problem's you, bro.
00:22:55I mean, Adam, are you sure everything's working down there?
00:22:57I'm just crying.
00:23:02Watch yourself, Ashburn.
00:23:04Don't fucking touch her.
00:23:10You're gonna regret you speaking like that again.
00:23:13Oh, don't act like he didn't fucking love it.
00:23:21All right.
00:23:21You know what, guys?
00:23:23We're gonna go find a room.
00:23:24Oh.
00:23:26What?
00:23:27Later, Fonzie.
00:23:32Blake.
00:23:33Blake, what the fuck was that?
00:23:35Nothing.
00:23:35I mean, it totally showed him up, didn't it?
00:23:37Oh, my God.
00:23:40This is all for show.
00:23:41But they're doing nothing in there.
00:23:43All right.
00:23:44It's time to celebrate.
00:23:46Sell what?
00:23:47Some sex.
00:23:50Oh, yeah, Lucy.
00:23:51Right there.
00:23:52Oh, my God.
00:23:52I'm not having fake sex with you.
00:23:54You have to.
00:23:55Do you hear what he just said about you?
00:23:56Now's your chance to get some revenge, all right?
00:23:58Oh, my God.
00:23:59This is so humiliating.
00:24:02It's quiet in there.
00:24:04That Lucy chickened out.
00:24:06Come on.
00:24:07I'm chickened.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:10Oh, my God.
00:24:11Yeah, Blake.
00:24:12Mm.
00:24:13Yeah.
00:24:16Jump up and down.
00:24:17Jump up and down.
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:19Wow, Lucy, you are so focused in.
00:24:21Oh, yeah.
00:24:23I've been stretching, baby.
00:24:27Oh, what's that, Lucy?
00:24:29I'm the biggest you've ever seen?
00:24:30So much bigger than Adam.
00:24:32Yeah, yeah.
00:24:32I'm getting a little bunch.
00:24:36Jesus fucking Christ.
00:24:37What are they doing in there?
00:24:41Oh, my God, Blake.
00:24:43Oh, yeah.
00:24:43Right there, Lucy.
00:24:44Don't stop.
00:24:45Don't stop.
00:24:51Take it home, Lucy.
00:24:54Blake.
00:24:55Blake.
00:24:56Blake.
00:24:58No.
00:24:59Did she just finish?
00:25:01That's it.
00:25:02I'm going in.
00:25:03Go get him.
00:25:06Here's the gun.
00:25:07Come on.
00:25:07Here's the gun.
00:25:08Here's the gun.
00:25:08All right.
00:25:09Take your shirt off.
00:25:10What?
00:25:12No, I'm not taking my shirt off.
00:25:14You have to take your shirt off.
00:25:14We're going to get caught.
00:25:15Come on.
00:25:16Come on.
00:25:17Come on.
00:25:21Come on.
00:25:33You've got some nerve, Lucy.
00:25:35God, you're such a flipping pervert.
00:25:36What, you just couldn't pass it the opportunity for another show?
00:25:39This is stupid.
00:25:40I'm out of here.
00:25:41Bye-bye.
00:25:42I'm a fucking cock.
00:25:47Oh, my God.
00:25:50Wow.
00:25:51That was, uh...
00:25:52Too much?
00:25:53No, no.
00:25:54I'm, uh...
00:25:55You're impressed.
00:25:57It was very convincing.
00:25:58You get so good at fake orgasm, huh?
00:26:00I don't know.
00:26:01I guess I've had a lot of practice.
00:26:03At, at, at baking it?
00:26:09Lucy, have you ever had a real orgasm?
00:26:13No.
00:26:15Never?
00:26:15Never in your whole life?
00:26:17No.
00:26:17Like, when me and Adam would do it, it's just, like, he'd finish, and then that was it.
00:26:21Wow.
00:26:22Like, pathetic human being.
00:26:26Yeah.
00:26:32I could help you with that.
00:26:38If you want me, Tim.
00:26:40Is he serious?
00:26:42Is this happening?
00:26:43Don't...
00:26:44Do I want this to be happening?
00:26:47Wait, I can't trust Blake.
00:26:49He's a total playboy.
00:26:50Um, well, we have...
00:26:53rules.
00:26:54Yeah, I know.
00:26:55I'm just saying, yeah.
00:26:56Well, I don't know.
00:26:57Do you think we, like, took it too far?
00:26:59Did we do too much?
00:27:00No, I mean, listen.
00:27:02You didn't get turned on by us having fake sex?
00:27:04It was...
00:27:05It was fake.
00:27:06Keyword, fake.
00:27:07It's not real.
00:27:08It's just, um...
00:27:09You had to get revenge.
00:27:10Yes, I know that.
00:27:11Then don't say stuff like that.
00:27:12Okay.
00:27:13I got it.
00:27:14Strictly professional.
00:27:15Sound like I have feelings for you anyways.
00:27:17Good.
00:27:18Good?
00:27:20All right.
00:27:21I'm walking you home.
00:27:22Wait, what?
00:27:23We're leaving?
00:27:23Yeah.
00:27:25Did I say something to upset him?
00:27:27Let's get the fuck out of this place.
00:27:30Why do I feel like I just messed everything up?
00:27:38Okay.
00:27:39This one's me.
00:27:41Thank you for, you know, walking me home.
00:27:43No problem.
00:27:44I'll see you tomorrow.
00:27:46For fake dating purposes only, right?
00:27:48Obviously.
00:27:50Obviously.
00:27:53All right.
00:27:55Well...
00:27:56Good night.
00:27:58Good night.
00:28:03Good.
00:28:04This is good.
00:28:06Definitely doesn't sting at all.
00:28:14What are you doing?
00:28:16Why are you throwing my clothes on the floor?
00:28:18I am kicking you out.
00:28:19What?
00:28:20You can't just kick me out.
00:28:21This is literally my room, too.
00:28:22Yes, I can.
00:28:23I talked to housing.
00:28:25Adam's dad made a call.
00:28:26No, that is not fair.
00:28:27What am I supposed to do?
00:28:28Where am I supposed to go?
00:28:29This is my bed.
00:28:30You slept with the enemy and cost Adam his game.
00:28:33What did you think was going to happen?
00:28:35You slept with my boyfriend.
00:28:36You should be the one to go.
00:28:38You can tell your sob story to your fellow homeless friends.
00:28:41What?
00:28:42No, stop.
00:28:44These are my clothes.
00:28:46What are you doing?
00:28:47Get out of my room.
00:28:51Where the hell am I supposed to go now?
00:28:56What's up, Lucy?
00:28:57You know, if you wanted me to stay so bad, you could have just asked.
00:29:00I need to do a whole strip tease.
00:29:03Well, my roommate, Emma, just kicked me out.
00:29:07Oh.
00:29:10Yep.
00:29:12Wait, do you need a place to stay?
00:29:14What?
00:29:15You could stay with me.
00:29:18No.
00:29:19I got two bedrooms.
00:29:20I have my own space.
00:29:21No, that's a terrible idea.
00:29:24We're fake dating.
00:29:26Nobody would think anything of it.
00:29:37It's a bad idea.
00:29:48So, uh, your room is going to be downstairs.
00:29:51Mine's upstairs.
00:29:52But feel free to use the fridge, kitchen, TV.
00:29:56It's all yours.
00:29:57All right?
00:29:58You, uh, want some wine?
00:29:59Sure.
00:30:00Yeah.
00:30:16I have a question.
00:30:18What's your question?
00:30:20Why are you helping me?
00:30:22Because I like you, Lucy.
00:30:25Because we have a quest for revenge.
00:30:27A common enemy.
00:30:28I feel like there's something else.
00:30:32And it's not just this rivalry you have with Adam.
00:30:36Why do you hate him so much?
00:30:40My dad died when I was 16.
00:30:44I'm sorry.
00:30:46Okay.
00:30:48Me and Adam, we were on the same team.
00:30:50Yeah, he was one of the first people that I told.
00:30:52And then he takes it upon himself to go to the coach and tell him that my head's not in
00:30:57the right space.
00:30:58That I'm distracted.
00:31:00And I get kicked off the team.
00:31:02That's ridiculous.
00:31:04It was just me and my mom.
00:31:06All we had was hockey.
00:31:08Hockey is the only thing that makes our life feel normal again.
00:31:12Do you think she puts too much pressure on you?
00:31:15Yeah, absolutely.
00:31:17But I think that's okay.
00:31:19That's my job.
00:31:27I think you're a lot more than just a hockey player.
00:31:39It's been a long day.
00:31:41Get some sleep.
00:31:46Good night.
00:31:55Lucy, have you ever had a real orgasm?
00:31:59No.
00:32:00Never had an orgasm.
00:32:14Strictly professional.
00:32:25Blake Ashburn?
00:32:26Yes.
00:32:27Sign up on me, please.
00:32:29Good day, man.
00:32:31Awesome.
00:32:31Thank you very much.
00:32:32And have a real minute.
00:32:33This was a bad idea.
00:32:35A very thoughtful, well-intentioned, incredibly bad idea.
00:32:46God, why do I have to be fake dating the hottest man alive?
00:32:50Good morning.
00:32:51Good morning.
00:32:54What is that?
00:32:59Woo!
00:33:00Sorry.
00:33:02You're so jumpy this morning.
00:33:05I think it's just because I'm so excited about life right now.
00:33:09But I got practice at like 7.45, so I gotta go.
00:33:12Bye-bye.
00:33:16Hey, little sis.
00:33:17I heard what happened with Emma.
00:33:19The worst.
00:33:21I gotta go.
00:33:22All right.
00:33:23Bye.
00:33:23Good.
00:33:26Bye.
00:33:29I sent you a care package.
00:33:30It should have arrived by now.
00:33:32I love you.
00:33:33Bye.
00:33:34Bye.
00:33:42Love you.
00:33:43I just got it.
00:33:44I'm gonna open it now.
00:33:51Whoa!
00:33:53How did my sister get me a fucking vibrator?
00:33:57I'm not using that.
00:33:59She's so funny.
00:34:02Bye.
00:34:03Bye.
00:34:04Bye.
00:34:20Oh, my God.
00:34:24Oh, my God.
00:34:27Oh, my God.
00:34:35Oh, my God.
00:34:38Oh, my God.
00:34:48Oh, my God.
00:34:51Oh, my God.
00:34:56Like the sheets up on fire
00:35:04Let's make it physical
00:35:06Blake
00:35:11Oh my god, Blake, you're shy
00:35:14You're so hot
00:35:21For Lucy, love your big sis, Grace
00:35:25How sweet
00:35:35Oh, shit
00:35:36She found it
00:35:39And she's liking it
00:35:46Dude, don't listen to Lucy getting freaky right now
00:35:49Respect her privacy
00:35:52I care so hot
00:35:53Huh?
00:35:54She's thinking about me?
00:35:57This is really good
00:36:00Phew, he's not home yet
00:36:02That vibrator was a lot louder than I thought it was gonna be
00:36:10How was your morning?
00:36:12Fine
00:36:14Your sister got you this
00:36:18Oh my god
00:36:20My sister didn't send me the vibrator
00:36:22But then who
00:36:26So, um, there was a package by the door that wasn't for my sister?
00:36:33Um, no
00:36:35That crosses the line so much
00:36:37That crosses the line so much
00:36:37You cannot just
00:36:38Wait, come on, relax
00:36:39Listen, you know, I was gonna return it
00:36:41But then it seemed like you were enjoying it so much
00:36:46So, you, you, you heard me?
00:36:49I was trying to be a gentleman about the whole thing
00:36:50But then, uh, I heard you say my name
00:36:53Can you just stop talking?
00:36:55Okay?
00:36:55Hey, come on
00:36:56Hey
00:36:58You know, I really liked it
00:36:59This is getting way too real
00:37:01What if he's just like Adam and I get my heart broken again?
00:37:04No, okay, okay
00:37:05All right
00:37:05Stop
00:37:06No, we're not doing this
00:37:07Let's, let's just end the contract
00:37:09Oh, you want to end the contract?
00:37:11Um, after the gala
00:37:12We're, we're gonna be done
00:37:13That's what you want
00:37:14Yeah
00:37:23That has to be what I want
00:37:24You can't trust him, Lucy
00:37:26Clearly you can
00:37:31Lucy, come on
00:37:32Open the door
00:37:33Look
00:37:35It's my bad, all right
00:37:36I shouldn't have got you that gift
00:37:37It was totally crossing the line
00:37:39But just
00:37:40Open the door
00:37:40I'll make it up to you
00:37:41I promise
00:37:43Ow
00:37:43I'll take you shopping
00:37:45Shopping?
00:37:46I think all of your clothes are in the bushes
00:37:47Underneath MS Windows
00:37:48Come on
00:37:49I'll get you a new dress for the charity gala
00:37:52I'll take you to the mall
00:37:54You can get a mall pretzel
00:37:56Whoa
00:37:59Did you see a mall pretzel?
00:38:01I did
00:38:03Fine
00:38:03All right
00:38:04Well, then your gowns and your pretzels will eat you
00:38:06Why does he have to be so goddamn charming?
00:38:10Mom
00:38:21Come here
00:38:29What are you doing?
00:38:31I've been getting tailored clothes since I was a little kid
00:38:33Put your arms up
00:38:38God, look at his hands
00:38:40I'm falling into you
00:38:46No one loves me like you do
00:38:49Thought that you and I went through
00:38:52But I'm falling into you
00:38:55I'm falling into you
00:38:58Better face to me
00:38:59There's nothing left to lose
00:39:01No one loves me like you do
00:39:06I'm falling into you
00:39:07Do it
00:39:08Kiss me
00:39:09Just do it
00:39:12Hi, welcome
00:39:13Can I help you?
00:39:14Hi
00:39:14Um, yes
00:39:16We are looking for
00:39:17A very beautiful dress
00:39:19I've got the perfect one
00:39:22Thank you
00:39:33What do you think?
00:39:39Blake
00:39:41I think it's amazing
00:39:44I think it's totally you
00:39:46And you're beautiful
00:39:49You two are adorable
00:39:51Such a lovely couple
00:39:53Oh, um
00:39:54Thank you
00:39:55You know, I think so too
00:39:57So what do we think?
00:39:59We taking this dress home?
00:40:00Yes
00:40:04Wait, Blake
00:40:05It's $8,000
00:40:06$8,000 to see you in that dress?
00:40:09Seems like a steal to me
00:40:12Here you go
00:40:19Hi
00:40:21Um
00:40:25Why are we in a lingerie shop?
00:40:26Because if I was your boyfriend
00:40:27I'd buy a lingerie
00:40:28But you're not
00:40:31Hi
00:40:32Hi
00:40:32What size bra?
00:40:34She's a 34B
00:40:37What the hell?
00:40:38I don't know
00:40:38How do you know my bra size?
00:40:40I'm eyeballed
00:40:41You can't eyeball my boobs
00:40:42I can and I will
00:40:46Thank you
00:40:48You're impossible
00:40:49And you love it
00:40:52Since when do you buy lingerie?
00:40:58Since when do you buy lingerie?
00:41:00Since I have someone
00:41:01That I actually want to wear it for
00:41:03You forget that I know you, Lucy
00:41:04I can tell when you're trying to be someone you're not
00:41:07I don't think I actually am
00:41:08Trying to become the person
00:41:09That I've always wanted to be
00:41:11Without you
00:41:12Can I help you?
00:41:14We're shopping
00:41:15Hey, babe, I like that one
00:41:17Oh, yeah, that's the red one?
00:41:18Yeah
00:41:18So sexy
00:41:21Cute, right?
00:41:22I like it
00:41:23What do you think, Adam?
00:41:25Thinks you look good in this?
00:41:27Actually, you know what?
00:41:27Don't answer that
00:41:27It's really none of your business
00:41:28Because I'm the one who's going to be seeing her in it
00:41:30Not you
00:41:31True
00:41:32You're just doing this to piss me off
00:41:34Oh, no, it's definitely an added bonus
00:41:36But I'm really just doing it
00:41:37Because my girlfriend is super hot
00:41:43And you're not so bad yourself, baby
00:41:46You need to stay away from Blake, okay?
00:41:48He's just using you
00:41:49Get your fucking hand off of me
00:41:51You're going to get your heart broken, Lucy
00:41:53He's just using you
00:41:54To get back with your supermodel ex-girlfriend
00:41:58Hey, Adam
00:41:59Watch it
00:42:01Look her up
00:42:02You're not his type
00:42:05Yeah, I don't trust you
00:42:06And we're over
00:42:07So can you just get the fuck out of my face?
00:42:10I think we both know that's a lie
00:42:11It's not
00:42:12Shut the fuck up
00:42:17Adam, what is going on here?
00:42:19Oh, my God
00:42:20Oh, my God, seriously?
00:42:23Oh, my God, seriously?
00:42:25You know, it's starting to smell like shit in here
00:42:27Come on, let's go, baby
00:42:34Hold up
00:42:36Did I feel good?
00:42:38Yeah
00:42:39It felt pretty good
00:42:41You look good
00:42:43Thank you
00:42:45So, uh
00:42:46How about we go get those bristles?
00:42:48Yes
00:42:49I'm actually so hungry
00:42:50Let's go
00:42:51Okay
00:42:54Blake makes me feel so safe
00:42:56But this is fake
00:42:58This is all fake
00:42:59Maybe he's just good at pretending
00:43:03Why are you so obsessed with them?
00:43:06Oh, my God
00:43:06Can we please not start with this?
00:43:09You're not obsessed with them
00:43:11You're obsessed with her
00:43:12At least she doesn't yap non-stop like you
00:43:15Jesus Christ
00:43:17Can you just give it a break?
00:43:18You have been obsessed with her
00:43:19Ever since she started hooking up with Blake
00:43:21Okay
00:43:22I am your girlfriend now, remember?
00:43:25Yeah
00:43:25And this isn't working anymore
00:43:29Adam?
00:43:36Why do I care so much that I'm not his type
00:43:38When tonight is the last night of our fake relationship
00:43:41God, get a grip, Lucy
00:43:43So we got my suit
00:43:45We got your beautiful dress
00:43:46And we got your beautiful shoes
00:43:48Together we make the beauty and the beast
00:44:00So you're looking at pictures of my ex-girlfriend, huh?
00:44:04Why are you doing that?
00:44:06I'm sure you
00:44:08You still want to go to the call with me
00:44:11Because it's fine if you don't
00:44:13I know I'm not some supermodel
00:44:17If Adam ever said anything like that
00:44:19It's because he's an insecure little bitch
00:44:21Who's just trying to destroy your confidence
00:44:23Alright?
00:44:23Don't let him
00:44:24I'm serious
00:44:26I know I'm nothing like her
00:44:28I don't, like, measure up to her at all
00:44:30You're a million times better than her
00:44:32In every single fucking way
00:44:35Okay, well then why did you guys break up?
00:44:37Uh, we broke up because she's a horrible person
00:44:40She's mean
00:44:41She's not nice
00:44:42She's not charismatic and beautiful
00:44:44And funny and charming like you
00:44:46She's the one that doesn't compare to you
00:44:48Believe that
00:44:50And I do take pretty good photos
00:44:52You do?
00:44:54You're an amazing photographer
00:44:55You're an amazing artist
00:44:57You're beautiful, Lucy
00:45:01And, you know
00:45:02You're an amazing photographer
00:45:03Has never taken a picture of yours truly
00:45:05So
00:45:06I should be the one who's upset
00:45:07Oh, yeah?
00:45:08Yeah
00:45:09That's what you think
00:45:11What do you mean?
00:45:13What are you doing?
00:45:16What is that?
00:45:19I don't know
00:45:20What is that?
00:45:21I have a surprise for you
00:45:24Ta-da!
00:45:30Cute
00:45:31Oh, my God
00:45:32It's so sick
00:45:33Take a look
00:45:34Let me see
00:45:34Yes
00:45:37It's awesome
00:45:38It's super awesome
00:45:40You really didn't have to do that
00:45:42Of course I did
00:45:43Consider it like my thank you
00:45:45For, you know, letting me stay here
00:45:46And buying me all these
00:45:48Clothes and stuff
00:45:49Yeah, we did all those fake orgasms
00:45:51And all those fake kisses, too
00:45:53Come on
00:45:54Okay
00:45:55Whoa
00:45:57I guess that, too
00:45:59Sure
00:45:59Thank you for that
00:46:01You know what?
00:46:02It was my pleasure
00:46:03Stop
00:46:05I'm serious
00:46:08You know, you act like
00:46:09A cocky asshole
00:46:11But
00:46:12I think you're a pretty decent guy
00:46:14Don't tell anybody
00:46:15I don't ruin my reputation
00:46:17Don't worry
00:46:18I won't
00:46:20Seriously
00:46:29Thank you
00:46:31That was the coolest thing
00:46:32Anybody's ever done for me
00:46:35I'm glad you like it
00:46:36I do
00:46:38You know, I think it's better
00:46:39Than any photo I've ever taken of Adam
00:46:42If Adam were to ask you
00:46:43To get back together with him tonight
00:46:46What would you say?
00:46:52I don't know
00:46:53You know what?
00:46:54Don't answer that
00:46:57I'm sorry I asked
00:46:59No
00:47:01Well, why don't we
00:47:04Get dressed
00:47:06You know, you're still my fake girlfriend tonight
00:47:08So
00:47:09I'm gonna enjoy it
00:47:14Thank you
00:47:29Oh
00:47:30They're all staring
00:47:32Don't trip
00:47:33Don't emotionally implode
00:47:34Hey
00:47:35You look nice
00:47:38Thanks
00:47:40Not as nice as Sophia
00:47:43Blake's ex
00:47:44Hi, boys
00:47:46What is that supposed to mean?
00:47:48Oh, she was just the last girl
00:47:50That Blake brought to one of these things
00:47:52She's a model
00:47:53You're nowhere near her league
00:47:59Emma, why don't you fly out of here
00:48:01On the broomstick you came in on?
00:48:03Leave my girl alone
00:48:05Come with me
00:48:15God, don't listen to her
00:48:17You look beautiful
00:48:19He's just saying that
00:48:20How could he ever think I'm beautiful
00:48:22After being with someone like Sophia?
00:48:24So, this is it, huh?
00:48:30Yep
00:48:32The charity gala
00:48:34The end of our professional agreement
00:48:39Clean ending
00:48:40You know, just like we talked about
00:48:43Yeah
00:48:44Clean
00:48:51Well, you know, it's been fun fake dating
00:48:53Fake dating?
00:48:56I knew it
00:49:00You too
00:49:02It's been fun
00:49:09You know, it's crazy how easy it was to make my ex jealous
00:49:14Yeah, but after this, we go back to real life
00:49:18Yeah
00:49:19But you got what you wanted, right?
00:49:21You showed him
00:49:22That you are so worth choosing
00:49:24I mean, you are
00:49:30Ladies and gentlemen
00:49:31We'll begin our presentation shortly
00:49:34Well
00:49:35Blake, can I see you for just a second?
00:49:37We got a few things we need to verify
00:49:40Um, yeah
00:49:42Sure
00:49:43We're back
00:49:51Lucy
00:49:52Can I talk to you for a minute?
00:49:53Adam, right now is not the time
00:49:55Okay
00:49:55Please, just for five minutes
00:50:01Okay, sure
00:50:09I screwed up
00:50:10I know
00:50:11You cheated on me with my roommate
00:50:14Emma isn't you
00:50:15She never supported me like you did
00:50:18She never believed in me
00:50:19And I'm sorry about what I said about you being bad in bed
00:50:22I just
00:50:23I was jealous
00:50:26I've actually missed you
00:50:27A lot
00:50:29Breaking out with you
00:50:29Was the biggest mistake of my life
00:50:35God, you're so beautiful
00:50:42Really?
00:50:43Yeah
00:51:00Well, I guess she got what she wanted
00:51:03Maybe she should be with Adam
00:51:09This should feel better
00:51:12What's wrong?
00:51:13I...
00:51:13I don't know
00:51:15It doesn't feel right
00:51:17What are you talking about?
00:51:18I know the only reason you dated Blake was to get back at me and make me jealous
00:51:23You...
00:51:24You know that?
00:51:26Congratulations
00:51:27You made me jealous
00:51:28Okay, so
00:51:29I want you back now
00:51:31Okay?
00:51:31No, no, no
00:51:33I did
00:51:35I did want you back
00:51:36But
00:51:37Great
00:51:38I know
00:51:38I don't want
00:51:39I don't want that anymore
00:51:41That kiss
00:51:42It didn't feel right
00:51:44And I'm sick and tired of chasing you
00:51:47Okay?
00:51:48So this is it
00:51:49This is it
00:51:50We're done
00:51:52Goodbye
00:51:55Lucy
00:51:56Lucy
00:52:01Adam, give it a rest
00:52:03You only want Lucy because Blake wants her
00:52:06You don't know what you're talking about
00:52:13If he broke up with her, you would come crawling back to me
00:52:17I have to break up Blake and Lucy
00:52:26Blake
00:52:26Blake, where are you?
00:52:29Where did you go?
00:52:36Hey, where did you go?
00:52:42All right, ladies and gentlemen
00:52:44The moment you've all been waiting for
00:52:46This year's youth sports
00:52:49Impact award goes to
00:52:54Blake Ashford
00:53:01That's a fucking bullshit
00:53:05Shut up
00:53:06Don't touch me
00:53:07Okay?
00:53:08It's over
00:53:13Blake, are you here?
00:53:16Blake?
00:53:18Well, I'm sure he's just out there
00:53:21Practicing his slap shots
00:53:35Here you are
00:53:38You know, if you want to package your stuff
00:53:43Go ahead
00:53:43Don't mind me
00:53:46What?
00:53:47You literally just missed the entire fucking gala
00:53:50Really, huh?
00:53:51Yeah
00:53:52You know, I'm surprised you noticed if I was there
00:53:54And you seem pretty occupied
00:53:56You're all cozy
00:53:56That's your boy, Adam
00:53:57Oh
00:53:58Oh
00:53:59Oh, yeah, you saw that
00:54:00Okay
00:54:00Yeah, I saw everything
00:54:02You know, I thought that we were on a quest for revenge
00:54:05But turns out you were just
00:54:07Just trying to get back with it
00:54:08All right
00:54:08I'll admit it, okay
00:54:10It was nice to see him jealous
00:54:11And it felt good
00:54:13Okay, but I
00:54:14Lucy, you were playing games with me
00:54:16Let's be honest
00:54:17And that's okay
00:54:19But if you're playing games, you know what?
00:54:21That's fine
00:54:23We're gonna play my game
00:54:24Let's make this more interesting
00:54:26No, Blake
00:54:27I'm not
00:54:33Catch you
00:54:34No, I'm not
00:54:35I'm not drinking that
00:54:36It's fucking disgusting
00:54:36Lucy, I just saw the woman that I love
00:54:38Kissing another man
00:54:39So why don't you just please
00:54:40Drink it
00:54:42Come on
00:54:44Okay
00:54:46Fine
00:54:57That is so strong
00:54:59I mean, it's like burning
00:55:01Okay
00:55:06Truth or dare
00:55:10Truth
00:55:12Are you getting back together with Adam?
00:55:15No
00:55:16Blake, we are not back together
00:55:18What do you mean you're not back together?
00:55:19I just saw you guys
00:55:21Are you lying to me?
00:55:22What?
00:55:22Lucy, please
00:55:23I can't take it
00:55:24Do not lie to me right now
00:55:25No, I was trying to tell you earlier
00:55:27If you would have let me finish
00:55:28That
00:55:28Yeah, okay
00:55:29You might have seen me kiss him
00:55:30But I hated it
00:55:31It was disgusting
00:55:32And
00:55:33I don't like him
00:55:35Okay
00:55:36I
00:55:36I like someone else
00:55:40I like someone else
00:55:44Tell me who you like, Lucy
00:55:46And please be very specific
00:55:49Mm-mm
00:55:51No
00:55:52What?
00:55:52It's your turn
00:55:54Truth or dare
00:55:56I choose dare
00:56:07You have to kiss me
00:56:08And I'll tell you who I like
00:56:10Oh, my wish to help
00:56:12Cause I got a thirst that can't be satisfied
00:56:17You play with my heart
00:56:20Like a terror card
00:56:22Oh, you and my fate in your hand
00:56:25So when I fall down
00:56:29I know that I'm not coming out
00:56:34I'm forever
00:56:34I love this forever
00:56:35But I'm all from here
00:56:45Do you think about you?
00:56:47I don't know
00:56:48I know
00:56:49Truth or dare
00:56:52Truth
00:56:53Did you think about me?
00:56:56When?
00:56:57You know when?
00:56:59Of course I love
00:57:01And you, did you think about me?
00:57:04Hmm?
00:57:06Lucy, I think about you
00:57:07Every night
00:57:11See that gift I got you?
00:57:13Yeah
00:57:13Didn't work
00:57:15It was good
00:57:18But I don't know
00:57:19Let's fix it
00:57:21Right now
00:57:33I don't want it to be fake
00:57:36It's not gonna be fake, baby
00:57:37I don't want it to be real
00:57:42So
00:57:43I have a question
00:57:47Does this mean our deal's over?
00:57:50Fuck that deal
00:57:52It's always been real to me
00:57:54If this is real
00:57:55Then
00:57:56There's always a chance
00:57:57My heart could get broken again
00:58:00What?
00:58:01What?
00:58:01Lucy, what are you doing?
00:58:03Talk to me
00:58:06Adam said I was really bad
00:58:07So I don't want it
00:58:09I don't want it to disappoint you
00:58:11Lucy, that would be impossible
00:58:13You are the most beautiful person
00:58:14That I have ever met
00:58:15And you care
00:58:16And you've never been with anybody
00:58:18That made you feel safe
00:58:19That made you feel loved
00:58:21But I'm here now
00:58:22And it's just me and you
00:58:26There's nothing to fear
00:58:28And there's nothing to prove
00:58:30Really, really
00:58:30I've been faking it
00:58:31For so long
00:58:32I just
00:58:32I want it to be good
00:58:36We're gonna take it slow
00:58:38We don't have to do anything
00:58:39That you don't want to do
00:58:47But you did say
00:58:48That you liked somebody
00:58:51Is it me?
00:58:54Yes, it's you
00:58:57Like I like you
00:58:59I've always wanted this to be real
00:59:01Me too
00:59:04Always
00:59:14It's alright
00:59:17It's alright
00:59:24Give me
00:59:26Give me
00:59:40Even if it takes all night
00:59:44You know I'll treat your body right
00:59:50You move like you were chosen
00:59:56God
00:59:58What are you doing?
01:00:00I make you feel good
01:00:01Yeah
01:00:06Holy shit
01:00:08Look at him
01:00:09I'm a hockey player, baby
01:00:12Which means I'm very determined
01:00:15And my work ethic
01:00:16Is very
01:00:18Very
01:00:19My thought of
01:00:23I'm not going to make me spout
01:00:25Until the job is done
01:00:27Give me more
01:00:29It's putting a lot of pressure on yourself
01:00:32You don't have to do that
01:00:34I want to
01:00:35I want to make you feel good
01:00:38More crazy
01:00:38I want to make you feel good
01:00:46I let him and feed you
01:00:48More crazy
01:00:49More crazy
01:00:50More oh
01:00:51You could hear me
01:00:52People are that
01:00:57You should make me feel good
01:01:01You could build me
01:01:04Who could not
01:01:05Hi.
01:01:08Hey, Callum.
01:01:24Good morning.
01:01:25Good morning.
01:01:28What?
01:01:29What?
01:01:31You were amazing last night.
01:01:36You don't have to say that.
01:01:38I know I don't have to say that.
01:01:40No, I'm serious.
01:01:42You know, Adam was who had no fucking idea what he was doing.
01:01:44Because you weren't just good.
01:01:47You were great.
01:01:48Can't be nice.
01:01:53You know, I wish I could just stay in bed with you all day,
01:01:55but I think I have to get to practice.
01:02:02You sure?
01:02:04Yeah.
01:02:07You know, I was kind of hoping that maybe we could have
01:02:11meet my sister today.
01:02:13She's in town.
01:02:14Your sister?
01:02:15Yeah.
01:02:15Yeah.
01:02:16Gotta talk about you a lot.
01:02:19Oh, yeah.
01:02:20Is it the next thing?
01:02:22Of course.
01:02:23Well, maybe after practice, we can find somewhere to get some lunch.
01:02:26What do you think?
01:02:27Okay.
01:02:29Yeah.
01:02:29It's perfect.
01:02:30Yeah.
01:02:36Yeah.
01:02:37What are we?
01:02:40From a boyfriend.
01:02:43Me?
01:02:44Boyfriend.
01:02:46I love it.
01:02:48Yeah?
01:02:49Yeah.
01:02:51Yeah.
01:02:52All right.
01:02:53I gotta go.
01:02:55Oh.
01:02:56Kick ass.
01:02:57Miss me.
01:03:00This feels too easy.
01:03:02And that's what makes it dangerous.
01:03:14You're calling is forwarded to an automatic voice message.
01:03:21Please pick up.
01:03:22I want to apologize.
01:03:28What?
01:03:28What do you want?
01:03:29Lucy.
01:03:30Hey, look.
01:03:31I feel really bad about how things ended with us.
01:03:34You do?
01:03:35Yes, of course.
01:03:37We used to have so much fun as roommates.
01:03:39Why don't we catch up for coffee at that place on 3rd?
01:03:42Why would I ever want to be friends again?
01:03:44Look.
01:03:45I have information about Sophia that you might want to hear.
01:03:49What do you know?
01:03:49What is it?
01:03:50I'd rather tell you in person.
01:03:52Okay.
01:03:52Just give me 10 minutes.
01:03:53Okay?
01:03:54Good.
01:03:55I'll see you soon.
01:04:02How do you know this is going to work?
01:04:03I mean, we don't even know if he's going to be here.
01:04:06Oh, trust me.
01:04:07I know he's going to be here.
01:04:09He comes to this coffee shop after hockey practice every day between 9.30 and 10.
01:04:15So he should be here any...
01:04:18Oh.
01:04:19Look, there he is.
01:04:20Good to go.
01:04:26Sophia.
01:04:26Oh, my God.
01:04:28Blake.
01:04:29What are you doing here?
01:04:30Huh?
01:04:32I heard your team made the final round of playoffs.
01:04:34Congrats.
01:04:36You were always a very big fan of me winning.
01:04:38I wanted you to be the best you could be.
01:04:39We all do.
01:04:41What could Emma possibly have to tell me about Sophia?
01:04:44You look good.
01:04:46Oh, my God.
01:04:47Is that Blake's ex?
01:04:49I've been thinking about you a lot lately.
01:04:51Sophia.
01:04:52We were so good together, Blake.
01:04:54Don't you ever miss that?
01:04:57I could go back to right where we left off.
01:05:00I knew it.
01:05:01I knew I shouldn't dress him.
01:05:03I only liked him because that was a hockey player.
01:05:05That's not true.
01:05:06You're also so hot.
01:05:09Oh, God.
01:05:11I can't watch any more of this.
01:05:13Stay away from me.
01:05:15You know, I know you and I see through all this bullshit, all right?
01:05:19You liked me for two reasons.
01:05:20One, because you liked to party so fucking much.
01:05:22And two, because it helped raise your status.
01:05:25You know, I'm with somebody.
01:05:26Yeah, somebody new.
01:05:27Who doesn't give a shit about that stuff?
01:05:28All right?
01:05:29That little poor girl I've been hearing so much about?
01:05:33I'm dumb.
01:05:35Yeah.
01:05:36Goodbye.
01:05:42I can't believe I fell for a cheater again.
01:05:47Lucy, I am so sorry that you had to see that.
01:05:51I just knew that if I told you over the phone, you weren't going to believe me.
01:05:55I don't trust Emma, but she did show me the truth about Blake.
01:06:00Look, I know you can't trust me, but you shouldn't trust Blake.
01:06:06I see him with Sophia all the time.
01:06:08I feel so stupid.
01:06:10You know, I really thought that he was different.
01:06:12Oh, no.
01:06:13Don't blame yourself.
01:06:15It's hard to see past Blake's charm.
01:06:17Or those biceps.
01:06:21I just have terrible taste in it.
01:06:25Well, if you want any advice, don't date hockey players, okay?
01:06:29They're not worth the heartbreak.
01:06:31Yeah, no, I'm never dating a hockey player ever again.
01:06:36I guess I should say thanks.
01:06:39You know, for looking out for me.
01:06:42Anytime.
01:06:52See you later.
01:07:04It didn't work.
01:07:06He's not interested.
01:07:07Oh, it's going to work.
01:07:09They'll be broken up by the end of the day.
01:07:14Hey, Lucy.
01:07:16I got purples.
01:07:18Where you at?
01:07:20Lucy?
01:07:21What?
01:07:23God, where the hell is it?
01:07:40It was fun while it lasted.
01:07:42But I guess all good things have to come to an end.
01:07:45I hope you and Sophia are happy together.
01:07:47What?
01:07:49Sophia.
01:07:52Oh, my God.
01:07:53Oh, my God.
01:07:55Oh, my God.
01:07:56Oh, fuck.
01:08:07You've been quiet for like 10 minutes.
01:08:12It's really weird for you.
01:08:15It's over between me and Blake.
01:08:17Okay.
01:08:19It's Bill.
01:08:20Well, I thought I might have, you know, picked a good guy finally, but it turns out they're
01:08:28all the same.
01:08:29I'm sorry, Lucy.
01:08:31You seem so happy with him.
01:08:34You know, at this point, can we just like swear off all men?
01:08:37Seriously.
01:08:38I know.
01:08:39They'll fucking suck.
01:08:40Yeah.
01:08:41Well, you do say that every time you get your heart broken.
01:08:44I know.
01:08:44I'm serious.
01:08:45Like, I mean it.
01:08:46You know, you can't let one bad experience stop you from trying again.
01:08:51I don't want to get hurt again.
01:08:52I know.
01:08:54But what if you don't?
01:08:56What if this next time it works out?
01:09:00You know?
01:09:03Lucy?
01:09:05Is that?
01:09:08Yep.
01:09:09Should I?
01:09:10No, no, no.
01:09:12I'll get it.
01:09:12It's fine.
01:09:19Hey.
01:09:20Can I explain something to you?
01:09:22Please?
01:09:23Be my guest.
01:09:26Um, so this is my sister, Grace.
01:09:29You're supposed to meet her the other day.
01:09:31Remember?
01:09:32Yeah.
01:09:33Hi, Grace.
01:09:34Blake.
01:09:34Hey.
01:09:35Nice to meet you.
01:09:36Yeah.
01:09:37Well, I'm gonna give you two some privacy.
01:09:44Hey.
01:09:45So, I got totally ambushed by my ex today.
01:09:49But I mean, I just told her that I'm not interested.
01:09:52It's not what it looked like.
01:09:54What do you mean it's not what it looks like?
01:09:56What, were you there?
01:09:58Yeah.
01:09:59Yeah, I was there.
01:10:00I saw everything.
01:10:02My suspicions were right.
01:10:04You are a man whore.
01:10:06And you're always gonna be one.
01:10:09That's not true.
01:10:09Please don't say things like that right now.
01:10:12Listen, I've tried to explain something to you.
01:10:13Nothing was happening.
01:10:15Nothing was going to happen.
01:10:16I promise you.
01:10:17I'm not your type.
01:10:19Okay?
01:10:20Just, just admit it.
01:10:23Not my type.
01:10:24Lucy, what are you saying?
01:10:26Lucy.
01:10:27If you can't trust me after every single thing that we've been through,
01:10:30I don't know, then maybe we should go our separate ways.
01:10:35Don't do that.
01:10:37Come on, Lucy.
01:10:39Okay.
01:10:43But just so you know,
01:10:46I'm not Adam.
01:10:48I never will be.
01:10:52Sorry.
01:11:06Welcome to the championship game,
01:11:08where the Leopard 2 take on the Thunderhawks!
01:11:18Um, photographer?
01:11:20Hi.
01:11:21Could you get a photo of me and my Blake?
01:11:23Your Blake?
01:11:25Yeah, I think it would look good for the papers.
01:11:28Blake!
01:11:31Blake, come here!
01:11:41Got it.
01:11:43Good luck out there today.
01:11:45Remember, you're a winner, Blake.
01:11:47Thanks.
01:11:49Lucy, what are you doing here, huh?
01:11:54Just doing my job.
01:11:56Oh, I thought you said you didn't care.
01:12:01Don't!
01:12:02That's why you're crying.
01:12:09Lucy!
01:12:13Lucy!
01:12:14Lucy!
01:12:20I just wanted to introduce myself.
01:12:23I know who you are.
01:12:24And you know Blake and I are back together?
01:12:27Okay.
01:12:29Cool, I don't care.
01:12:30Stop embarrassing yourself.
01:12:32It's pathetic how you follow him around all the time.
01:12:34I'm a photographer.
01:12:35That's my job.
01:12:36I take photos.
01:12:38Yeah.
01:12:39He did say that you're obsessed with taking photos of him.
01:12:42He said that?
01:12:45How did you ever think a guy like Blake
01:12:49could choose a nobody like you?
01:12:51Well, I don't care about Blake.
01:12:52So go ahead.
01:12:54Go ahead, you can have him.
01:12:57Lucy!
01:13:00He did say you were sweet, but...
01:13:03Not somebody who would ever take seriously.
01:13:13Get it together.
01:13:17I just don't understand why you don't want to be with me.
01:13:20Oh my God, you're so needy.
01:13:23If I would do anything for you, I broke up Blake and Lucy so that his head wouldn't be in
01:13:29the game tonight for you.
01:13:30What? How did you do that?
01:13:32Convinced Sofia to try and win him back.
01:13:34Blake doesn't want her, but Lucy doesn't need that.
01:13:37He's not back together with Sofia?
01:13:39I don't need you meddling with my life, okay?
01:13:41I can destroy Blake all on my own.
01:13:44Destroy Blake?
01:13:45Okay.
01:13:46How are you gonna do that?
01:13:48Already done.
01:13:50Let's just say that his skates are sabotaged.
01:13:52And his ankle's gonna break as soon as the puck drops.
01:13:56Adam.
01:13:57Time to hit the ice. Let's go.
01:13:59Got it, coach.
01:14:02Blake's gonna break his ankle.
01:14:04That'll destroy his whole career.
01:14:05I gotta save him before the puck drop.
01:14:14Let's go, Blakey.
01:14:16Come on, Adam.
01:14:17I can't believe Lucy wanted you.
01:14:19You're not mad that Lucy wanted me, but you're mad that she didn't want you.
01:14:24I'm gonna destroy you, Ashberger.
01:14:26Bring it on, Charles.
01:14:28Let's go, Blakey.
01:14:29You're the best.
01:14:30Come on, Adam.
01:14:31You're so hot on the ice.
01:14:34Blake saw me.
01:14:35You're scared.
01:14:36They've been sabotaged.
01:14:37Don't drop the puck.
01:14:38I've gotta save him.
01:14:42Well, here goes nothing.
01:14:52Blake, stop!
01:14:55What's this?
01:14:56A random bitch instead of running out onto the ice.
01:14:59Hey, Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:13Blake, I had to save you.
01:15:15Save me?
01:15:16What?
01:15:17Sorry, miss.
01:15:18You know the ladies love Blake.
01:15:20But you can't be pummeling him on the ice.
01:15:22No.
01:15:23No, no, no, no, no.
01:15:23He tried to sabotage him.
01:15:25You did, huh?
01:15:29Now the real fan seems to be accusing star player Adam Johns of cheating.
01:15:34Somebody get her on the jumbotron!
01:15:36This is bullshit!
01:15:37She's lying!
01:15:38This is my ex-girlfriend.
01:15:40She's been so hellbent on getting revenge on me that she even started fake dating Blake.
01:15:45Wow.
01:15:46That's the best fight.
01:15:48Yeah, that's right.
01:15:50She pretended to date Blake just to get back at me.
01:15:53And now she accuses me of cheating?
01:15:55She's pathetic.
01:15:57Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth?
01:15:58Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth, huh?
01:16:02Watch out.
01:16:03Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth, huh?
01:16:04Watch out.
01:16:08You got this, Lucy.
01:16:10Maybe I pretended to date Blake.
01:16:14Or so I thought it was like that.
01:16:16But, you know, I thought he was this big notorious playboy.
01:16:20But that's actually you.
01:16:21He is nothing like that.
01:16:23He takes care of me.
01:16:26He supports me.
01:16:28He does everything I could ever ask for.
01:16:31And it doesn't even feel like pretend anymore.
01:16:34I've realized it's not.
01:16:36And I've realized that I actually love him.
01:16:45Well, this is taking quite a turn.
01:16:51Aw.
01:16:52Can we get back to hockey now?
01:16:54No, we cannot get back to hockey.
01:16:55You tried to break his fucking ankle.
01:16:57You're jealous of his career.
01:16:59Well, you literally have, like, no proof.
01:17:01So can you just...
01:17:03Oh, you don't have proof.
01:17:04Okay.
01:17:07Let's just say that he skates a sabotage.
01:17:08And his ankle's gonna break as soon as the puck drops.
01:17:13You fucking asshole.
01:17:15Here's your proof.
01:17:16Asshole.
01:17:20You gotta go.
01:17:21You're done.
01:17:21What?
01:17:22No.
01:17:22You gotta go.
01:17:23This is...
01:17:23This is bullshit.
01:17:25This is bullshit!
01:17:30My nose!
01:17:34Oh!
01:17:36Oh!
01:17:38Oh!
01:17:48Oh!
01:17:51Oh!
01:17:52Oh!
01:17:58Oh!
01:18:05Oh!
01:18:06Oh!
01:18:08Oh!
01:18:08Oh!
01:18:09Oh!
01:18:09Oh!
01:18:09Oh!
01:18:09Oh!
01:18:14well in my 30 years of announcing i have to say i've never seen a more exciting start to a
01:18:19hockey
01:18:19game you're doing great so you won today how does it feel it feels pretty good you know i'm just
01:18:32trying to make sure you don't break your ankle i'm not you know after all this practice i'm gonna go
01:18:36pro yeah maybe you could be the puck okay what the fuck i know i'm not that good i'll get
01:18:43better
01:18:43okay you know i know something else you're pretty good at
01:18:53really good
01:19:05you know there's a will there's a weapon yeah we could do this thing right now
01:19:12don't tempt you know today's the deadline for the whole big dating thing
01:19:23so i'm wondering did you get what you wanted
01:19:28you know at first i told you that i wanted to win the playoffs
01:19:31yeah
01:19:33well i really wanted you
01:19:34i really see
01:19:38so do i
01:19:42i just didn't know
01:19:44yeah
01:19:46i have no problem waiting for you to catch up
01:19:49nope
01:19:58okay
01:19:59there you go
01:20:01yeah
01:20:02that's good
01:20:06i'm a friend
01:20:07i'm a moon
01:20:08i'm a thought
01:20:09i'm talking to
01:20:10i'm a tongue
01:20:11can't do
01:20:12Just one step, don't do, do, do, do
01:20:15You can't make a good one
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