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01:00You will give me wedgies now, now that we are so far apart.
01:11I have got to get him back somehow, there is a bully-sized hole, a bully-sized hole in my
01:27heart.
01:30Who will I give noogies to, and tease for being so smart?
01:43I just don't know what to do, there's a nerd-shaped hole in my heart.
01:53There's a nerd-shaped hole, a bully-sized hole, a big honking hole in my heart.
02:09Wait a second, you're singing?
02:11I know what that means, you're leaving, aren't you?
02:13I say, boys, you can barely feel the road at corners like a dream.
02:17Spinhead, Pierre?
02:19Eat your heart out.
02:20Why do you say we take the gang for a spin?
02:26Yeah!
02:28You can't see much of the skyline, it looks like more of a crowd.
02:35It's a viable variation of you, but it's something I'm sure we'll be glad that we did.
02:44It's not like the world that we see from the ground.
02:48I guess the main difference is we're looking dumb.
02:56Crime on our aerial, aerial rug is urgent to keep us alive.
03:03Its aerodynamic are highly advanced, and its weave is so tight and so soft.
03:10Though this risk is diverse, is it better or worse?
03:14If you'll ask, I'll just give you a shrug.
03:17But you can bury your view of the area from our aerial, aerial rug.
03:25It's a brand new perspective, lit up from me.
03:33We can see the tops of buildings.
03:36Please, come along with me.
03:42You can bury your view of the area from our aerial, aerial rug.
03:50You can bury your view of the area from our aerial, aerial rug.
04:00Oh, thank you, boys.
04:02This was lovely.
04:04But does anyone else want to be king of the world?
04:06Ah, keep it, bro.
04:07It suits you.
04:16I can do it, I can run, I can hunt you down.
04:19You can try, but you can't stop it, cause I'm gaining ground.
04:22I'm lying on my feet, and I'm quick to the punch.
04:25I had a heavy breakfast, what a real life.
04:28I'm a raging bonfire, a cherry bomb on me.
04:34I'm rough and tumble, I'm the one to beat.
04:37I'm a fresh coat of black, it's all burning at your feet.
04:40I've got a poisonous sting, when I rain, I pour.
04:43I'm the best of the best, I'm the best of the digital.
04:46I'm smooth as glass, and sharp as a tack, I'm here.
04:51I'm a lost and best stick, they're done in the pack of me.
04:57I'm a strong, long and fast, talking big, bad dog.
05:00Walking, hop, a looting drum, beating food, stopping corn, popping speed, a locomotive that just won't stop.
05:06I'm a hot apple pie with a cherry on top.
05:09I'm a crowd-pleasing, half-bidding, winning in the ninth.
05:12Eating and whiplash, and record smashing, black tie, party crashing, cyclone and fight.
05:16I'm an army of one, I'm strawberry sprinkles on a heart.
05:21I'm a big haymaker in a title fight.
05:25I'm a cute black kitten with the next divide.
05:28I'm an action double feature on a Friday night.
05:34I'm here.
05:36I'm here.
05:40I'm here.
05:42I'm here.
05:45I'm here.
05:48I do not believe this.
05:51I wasted all this time in a class without grades.
05:55Oh!
05:56If only there was some other kind of outlet for me to express these feelings to my like-minded peer
06:02group.
06:04Pardon me!
06:06I want to try something.
06:10Oh, yeah!
06:13I have got something to say!
06:16I have been burned by vague lesson plans and a free-floating curriculum.
06:22I like my rules, baby, etched in stone, because you know I am going to stick to them.
06:27Can I get a syllabus, a little discipline, judge me on a scale from eight to eight?
06:33You wasted all my time learning how to ride and left me hanging from a treble class.
06:37Somebody give me a break!
06:39Somebody give me a break!
06:41I need the man keeping me down!
06:43Somebody give me a break!
06:45Somebody give me a break!
06:46Is there a red friend in this town?
06:48Somebody give me a break!
06:49Somebody give me a break!
06:52Somebody give me a break!
06:59And make it a name!
07:02Okay, now to relax and keep my heart rate slow and steady, you know,
07:07because too much excitement would cause my heart to be too fast and short out the uncompuminated.
07:11Change time!
07:12Change time!
07:22Mary, the platypus, stop chasing me!
07:24I'm supposed to keep my heart rate down!
07:25Oh!
07:26I am so upset!
07:28I am so on the phone, on our own.
07:31I won't be telling how to dance.
07:33I won't cry out to sign.
07:34I'm here to testify.
07:35Fuck with the establishment.
07:38My parents understand me, book and form a D inside of me, which I just have the system out.
07:42I ain't gonna win by summer, picking pickings from my drummer.
07:44Poor to mic in front of me, and I'll show!
07:46Somebody give me a break!
07:47Somebody give me a break!
07:48You know I'm gonna wreck the curve!
07:50Somebody give me a break!
07:51Somebody give me a break!
07:53The only letter I deserve!
07:55Somebody give me a break!
07:56Somebody give me a break!
07:57Somebody give me a break!
07:57Somebody give me a break!
07:58This is another quest I demand if it comes today!
08:00Somebody give me a break!
08:01Somebody give me a break!
08:04Somebody give me a break!
08:04Give me a break!
08:05Give me a break!
08:06Give me a break!
08:06Give me a break!
08:07Give me a break!
08:08Give me a break!
08:08Give me a break!
08:09Give me a break!
08:09Give me a break!
08:10Give me a break!
08:11Give me a break!
08:12Give me a break!
08:15Give me a break!
08:17Give me a break!
08:30Song number six.
08:33So, Phineas, what do you think of the city of love?
08:35I wish it was the city of airplane parts.
08:37Oh, you're just too stressed.
08:39You should take a moment to relax and enjoy it.
08:42We could share a cream sucre at this Parisian cafe.
08:47That awning can be used as a sail.
08:49Or, you know, a parachute, depending on how things go.
08:52Take a break and smell these flowers underneath the Eiffel Tower.
08:59I wonder if they still got pieces of that hanging around.
09:01The rivets would come in handy.
09:02Oh, Phineas, won't you share a couple of ballet with me?
09:07Hey, look at that little blowtorch.
09:09How perfect could this be in the city of love?
09:15In the city of love.
09:19In the city of love.
09:26We could try some fancy cheese or peruse the gallery.
09:32I wonder if oil-based paint is combustible as a rocket fuel.
09:37Isn't this a perfect day?
09:40How do I look in this very...
09:43Oh, that reminds me.
09:45We might need helmets.
09:48Oh, how can he not feel the same way?
09:53When we're strolling down the shores every day.
09:57In the city of love.
10:00In the city of love.
10:03In the city of love.
10:05In the city of love.
10:05I wish that he would whisper the surgery should tame.
10:10But all he wants to do is try to fix the flame.
10:16In the city of love.
10:20In the city of love.
10:36Hey, you.
10:38Stop letting my balloons go.
10:44Brain cheeses, huh?
10:45All right.
10:46You do all the ones who rely on brains.
10:48And I'll do all the ones who rely on cheeses.
10:50I do not think you understand the concept.
10:53Last talkie, more workie.
10:54It's so much fun not knowing where you're going.
11:00Take a left or a right and just go in without really knowing.
11:05Whether marching, thawing, crawling, walks in a rowing.
11:10There's no surprise in life if you know where you're going.
11:16So walk around like a monkey with a blindfold on.
11:21Like an Eskimo in six months of darkness who misses the dawn.
11:26So jump in the maze, it's the latest craze.
11:30Spend your days going every which way.
11:32It's so much fun not knowing where you're going.
11:37It's so much fun not knowing where you're going.
11:43It's so much fun not knowing where you're going.
11:46I've got no idea what my destination is.
11:48It's so much fun not knowing where you're going.
11:53It's so much fun not knowing where you're going.
11:57Ha ha ha ha.
11:59It's so much fun not knowing where you're going.
12:04It's so much fun not knowing where you're going.
12:09Check it out.
12:10It's number four.
12:12Do I know you?
12:14Yeah, I'm you from another dimension.
12:16Well, that would explain the handsomeness.
12:18Right back at you, big guy.
12:21Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?
12:24I suppose so.
12:25Do you want some rice pudding?
12:28No, that's gross.
12:29It was a test.
12:30Harmon brittle.
12:32Ooh, I love it the most.
12:33Me too.
12:34Do you collect coins?
12:35Yeah.
12:36Just in case.
12:38The vending machines become the dominant race.
12:41I've been alone all these years with my irrational fears.
12:47We're not the vending machine, but that's going to happen.
12:50Now before me I see someone with whom I agree.
12:55I found a brand new best friend, and it's me.
12:59I found a brand new best friend, and it's me.
13:10I thought I'd be taller.
13:12I've been told I slouch.
13:14I thought I'd have both my eyes.
13:17You know.
13:17It's in this pouch.
13:18Ouch.
13:19You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eye patch.
13:23Yeah?
13:25Nothing.
13:27Do llamas weird you out?
13:30Are they camels or sheep?
13:31No, no.
13:32I meant Lorenzo.
13:34He played me.
13:35Now I know all about you.
13:39And you know all about me.
13:42Who are you?
13:43And now before me I see someone with whom I agree.
13:49I found a brand new best friend, and it's me.
13:53I found a brand new best friend, and it's me.
13:57Now that I've found you, we can be undue.
14:04That's right.
14:05Twice the evil.
14:07Double goof and schmudge.
14:09Coming at you Fridays.
14:12What's that?
14:13Are we doing a TV show together?
14:15No, it just sort of sounded like, I mean, we could.
14:18We should.
14:19Maybe we're not so much alike.
14:21That could be your catchphrase.
14:23You're the grumpy one.
14:27There's so many great souls.
14:29The countdown.
14:31Case number three.
14:35Who's up for charades?
14:36Maybe the platypus, what are you doing down here?
14:41Dad?
14:42Oh, hi, Vanessa.
14:44Dad, what are you doing?
14:48Well, I'll be honest.
14:49I don't really understand, but I fell down this hill.
14:51Now I got glue on my hands, and I got records on my fingers.
14:54Records on my fingers.
14:55I got records on my fingers, and I just can't stop.
14:57Don't stop.
14:58Can't stop.
14:58I got a platypus controlling me.
15:00What?
15:01I got a platypus controlling me.
15:02Now let me sum it up.
15:03It was a strange set of circumstances.
15:05Strange set of circumstances.
15:06I fell down the hill.
15:07I got glue on my hands.
15:08Now I got records on my fingers, and I just can't stop.
15:11Don't stop.
15:12Don't stop.
15:12Well, I would if I was able.
15:13There's a platypus controlling me.
15:15He's underneath the table.
15:16There's a platypus controlling him.
15:18What?
15:18Oh, I get it.
15:20Platypus is a metaphor for whatever's keeping you down.
15:23That corporations are a platypus.
15:25The government's a platypus.
15:26Your teacher is a platypus.
15:27My teacher is a panda.
15:29Society's a platypus.
15:30My parents are a platypus.
15:31The media's a platypus.
15:32It's all just propaganda.
15:33Yeah, we all got a platypus controlling us.
15:35That's me.
15:36We all got a platypus controlling us.
15:38We all got a platypus controlling us.
15:40I'm not speaking metaphorically.
15:41The platypus controlling me is underneath the table.
15:43Wait.
15:44Oh, wait.
15:45No, he's gone.
15:46Hey.
15:48There's no platypus controlling me.
15:50There's no platypus controlling me.
15:53Your dad's kind of cool.
15:55You're my punk rock boyfriend.
15:56You're not supposed to think my dad is cool.
15:59It only matters that I think he's cool.
16:02She thinks I'm cool.
16:20It's been a long, long day and there were moments when I doubted.
16:26So that we'd ever reach the point where we could laugh and sing about it.
16:32Now the sun is set on this another extraordinary day.
16:37And when it comes around again, you know I'll say.
16:43Tell me what you want to do today.
16:46All we need is a place to stop it.
16:48We have heart, we'll make it.
16:50Cause we're not messing around.
16:52We're not messing around.
16:53Yes, we can't dream it, do it.
16:56They'll be fake it.
16:57I know we can't really take it.
17:00To the limit before the sun goes down.
17:05As soon as you wake up, you gotta make your move.
17:09Don't miss the people getting to the groove.
17:12This time it's something, there's a lot that you can do.
17:17There's a world of possibilities outside your door.
17:20I said, oh, no, no, no, you can get much more.
17:23Don't need an invitation, everything is new.
17:28Yes, it's new.
17:30So every long scene.
17:31Someone who loves you, someone who loves you.
17:34Someone who loves you.
17:36Someone who loves you.
17:37Everyone's a handsome girl.
17:40There's nothing there to be.
17:42Someone who loves you.
17:45Alright, I'm taking a break.
17:47Be my guest.
17:48I traveled halfway around the world and almost turned and ran away.
17:54But you helped me get my courage back through.
17:57Now I've got to say.
17:59That though I've often thought of you, it's just a noose instead of father.
18:05Today I can't imagine having seven little brothers.
18:11And you've got to believe in something.
18:13Today I believe in you and you came through.
18:17We made it.
18:18I've never been so proud.
18:20Never been so proud.
18:21I know at first it's been implausible.
18:25But we accomplished the impossible.
18:28Now there's something that I've got to say out loud.
18:33Time is what you make of it, so take a chance.
18:36That's it.
18:36Life is full of music, so you ought to dance.
18:39Got it.
18:39The world's a stage yet.
18:40It is time for your debut.
18:43But Joe, I think she's got it.
18:45She'll waste a minute sitting on that chair.
18:47Yeah!
18:48The world's a party to just get out there.
18:50That's what I'm talking about.
18:51Everything that you've dreamed are all in you.
18:56Yes, it's true.
18:57So I belong to you.
18:59So I belong to you.
19:01So I belong to you.
19:02So I belong to you.
19:04So I belong to you.
19:05That's big ones, but have some fun.
19:07There's nothing that'll take time.
19:09Here it is.
19:10Jeremy!
19:11You came back early.
19:13Well, I missed my girlfriend.
19:15Ooh, I like the sound of that.
19:17Besides, we got something in France.
19:19I did?
19:20What?
19:20This.
19:21Hmm?
19:23Baby, baby, baby, baby.
19:25It's gonna belong to you.
19:27It's gonna belong to you.
19:27It's gonna belong to you.
19:29It's gonna belong to you.
19:30Whatever you want to do, you make the rules.
19:34You've got the tools to see it through.
19:36So I belong to you.
19:38So I belong to you.
19:40So I belong to you.
19:42Just remember that you can do it.
19:44And when you're through it, we'll change your point of view.
19:47So I belong to you.
19:58Right, guys.
19:59Before we roll on the...
20:00Excellent.
20:02From the top of this building, everyone in the Tri-State area should be able to hear us.
20:12Perry, you know you are a boy's best friend.
20:16You're more than just a passing trend.
20:19You're like a treat from a candy store.
20:22Oh, Perry.
20:23We love you more than ice cream cakes.
20:26We love you more than bugs and snakes.
20:29We love you more than all things mentioned before.
20:32Oh, Perry.
20:34You're extraordinary.
20:37You're kind of short and hairy.
20:39The color of a blueberry.
20:43Yes, Perry.
20:45So come home, Perry.
20:47Come home, Perry.
20:50Come home, Perry.
20:54Hey, Candice.
20:55Why don't you sing more?
21:00Um...
21:00Oh, Perry.
21:02I think it's kind of scary.
21:05I can't find you anywhere-y.
21:07It fills me with dis-berry.
21:10Oh, Perry.
21:12I'm allergic to dairy.
21:15I'm gonna move to the prairie.
21:17And change my name to Larry.
21:20Larry?
21:22I ran out of rhymes, all right?
21:24So change your name to Larry.
21:27Larry.
21:28Larry.
21:29So come home, Perry.
21:33Come home, Perry.
21:35Come home.
21:40So come home, Perry.
21:43Come home, Perry.
21:45Come home.
21:56Oh, there you are, Perry.
22:01Perry!
22:06Good job, Larry.
22:09Welcome home.
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