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00:28You
00:42An encounter on a mountain pass
00:49Let's take a break
01:05Whoa
01:06Whoa
01:21Whoa
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01:35Whoa
01:35Whoa
01:37Whoa
01:38Whoa
01:38Whoa
01:39Whoa
01:39Whoa
03:32Oh, wow.
03:33Oh, man.
03:34She's really grinding those gears.
03:37She's pumping those pedals.
03:40Rubbing her inches.
03:42Oh, she's one sexy mama.
03:49Oh, yes.
03:53Oh, baby, my kickstand is a...
03:56Oh, yes.
03:58Oh, kick the throttle.
04:00Oh, I wish I was a motorcycle seat.
04:04Oh, check out the tailpipe.
04:07Oh, I was born to be wild, baby.
04:14Yes, yes, yes, yes.
04:25Oh, wait for me.
04:28Oh, mm-hmm.
04:33Oh, my God.
04:39Oh, my God.
04:44Oh, my God.
04:46Oh, way through me.
04:49Oh, my God.
04:51Oh, my God.
04:56I saw a shooting star on the hills of Kyoto.
05:00Please, dear shooting star, let me see you again!
05:12My name is Kentaro Owe.
05:14I'm 25 years old.
05:15I'm a freeter, a free spirit who specializes in temporary jobs.
05:19Starting today, I will be working as a scullery worker at the estate of Daitaku Teriyama,
05:25one of the richest men in all of Kyoto.
05:28The lifestyles of the people who live in Japanese high society are tremendously different from those of a commoner like
05:34myself.
05:35One has to learn to do everything graciously.
05:38Thanks, graciously.
05:40How kind it is that these people have taken the trouble to drill into even a temporary worker such as
05:45myself
05:45the proper etiquette that is required for such gracious tasks as house cleaning, doing the laundry, and washing dishes?
05:51Huh? Huh? Huh?
05:53Huh?
05:54Oh!
05:55Huh?
05:57Huh?
05:57Huh?
05:57Huh?
05:58Your posture's bad.
06:00Excuse my air!
06:02Don't slouch. Send them straight.
06:03Thank you for your gracious guidance.
06:05It's all been very educational for a guy who's been living on the fly until now.
06:09Or, should I say, this has most certainly been an educating experience.
06:14Huh.
06:23Oh, yes. One more thing.
06:25This vision of loveliness before me is Master Daitaku Teriyama's daughter,
06:29the beautiful Miss Reiko Teriyama herself.
06:32How gracefully she carries her brief 20 years.
06:34The sweet poetry of her elocution, the soft cadence of her laughter.
06:40Everything about this maiden's deportment conveys an elegant sense of serenity and beauty.
06:45It is no understatement to say that, in her, fine etiquette has been elevated into a new form of high
06:52art.
06:52However, regardless of that fact, all it takes is for her to direct her long, cool gaze towards me.
07:00Ah.
07:04And I just about lose it!
07:08This ancient village is filled with women that send shivers through my spine.
07:13Indubitably, these people must be the last descendants of the mythical spirits of the ancient East so oft spoke of
07:19in legend.
07:20Could it be that I might settle down here for good?
07:23Ha ha ha.
07:24Has this weary traveler at long last found a place to hang up his bicycle gloves?
07:29Hmm.
07:30Hmm.
07:39Oh.
07:41Oh.
07:42Hmm.
07:44Huh.
07:46Oh.
07:47Yeah.
07:49Oh.
07:51Oh.
07:52Oh.
07:52Oh.
07:52Oh.
07:52Oh.
07:53Oh.
07:53Miss.
07:53I'm sorry.
07:54I'm going to hit you.
07:56I'm gracefully sorry.
07:59Did you hurt yourself?
08:02No.
08:03I'm fine.
08:04Great.
08:04Ah.
08:05That is good.
08:06Thank you for your gracious kindness.
08:12Hey.
08:15How'd she move so fast?
08:18It was like she-
08:19Uh-uh-uh.
08:20Oh, shit.
08:21You must learn how to focus your mind.
08:24Hmm?
08:26Uh, uh, uh, uh, yes.
08:31Oh, yeah!
08:33This is truly, truly and absolutely educating!
08:36I'm waiting!
08:59I wonder, what sort of things go on in that beautiful and serene head of hers?
09:06Deep within those soft and mysterious eyes.
09:16Oh, my lady!
09:19What do you think of as you sit on this ancient plumbing device?
09:24Oh, not again!
09:25I'm so naughty for even thinking of such things!
09:29But I can't help myself!
09:36Oh!
09:54That was much to education.
10:03Hmm?
10:04Oh!
10:06The cup that my lady was using!
10:08Hmm.
10:11Hmm.
10:12Nom, nom.
10:14Hmm.
10:20Hmm.
10:22Aha!
10:28Hmm.
10:34Hmm.
10:35Mr. Owe?
10:37Yes?
10:38You've only been with us a short time, but we thank you for the work you've done.
10:42What?
10:43I'm fired?
10:44I'm terribly sorry, but yes.
10:46You're terribly sorry!
10:48For gracious thanks, why?
10:49Place your hands upon yourself and think back upon all that has transpired.
10:53Hmm.
10:55Oh, baby!
10:56Then surely you must understand now.
10:59Hey!
11:00Please let me work here a little more!
11:02Come on!
11:02Please!
11:03Please!
11:03Oh, come on!
11:04Let me go, guys!
11:05I'll shave my head and graciously, like...
11:08Oof!
11:10Oh!
11:12You can't do this!
11:13We...
11:14We haven't even developed the subplot yet!
11:17Oh, phooey.
11:21I never realized that someone could be dismissed in such a manner.
11:25This has been very educational.
11:28But I'm not gonna give up yet.
11:33Have patience and success will follow.
11:38If I just stay here and wait...
11:42I'm absolutely sure something will happen.
11:45Yeah!
11:52I can feel it in my bones.
11:52Oh, my dog all runs.
11:55I can feel it in my bones.
11:58Something's going to happen soon.
12:08Or maybe I was wrong.
12:26Day 28. I'm running low on food, so if nothing comes up today, I'm going to have to abandon the
12:32steakhouse.
12:35I think I'll change these brake pads.
12:42Huh? Oh, Miss Riko. But the sun hasn't even risen yet. What's up?
12:54At last! Something's going on! I'm sure of it!
13:11Oh!
13:12Thanks, thanks.
13:31Oh, my God.
13:42Oh! That's Ms. Reiko's kimono!
13:46Oh! Ms. Reiko! Oh boy!
13:49I should not be watching her in a state like this!
13:52Oh! Oh my gosh!
13:55The shooting star!
13:57She's the one I saw on the mountain fast!
14:00Oh, thank you! Thank you, my dear shooting star!
14:03There she goes again!
14:04Grinding her hips like that!
14:06Oh! Have I gone mad?
14:08This whole thing is crazy!
14:10Oh, sweet mama!
14:13Jumpstart me!
14:14Whoa! Whoa-hoo!
14:16Oh, yeah! Excellent!
14:18Too much! I can't believe it!
14:21Grr! Grr!
14:23Grr!
14:24Oh, yeah!
14:26Woo-hoo!
14:28Oh!
14:29Oh!
14:30Oh!
14:32Hey!
14:34Uh-huh!
14:45She saw me!
14:46Uh, hi, ma'am!
14:48Uh, you... you, uh, um...
14:50Surprised you?
14:52Uh... yeah!
14:54Uh, what's going on in here?
14:58You know what?
14:59I think I'll let you in on my secret.
15:01Not that it really matters.
15:03After all, you're just a jobless dolt.
15:06No one would ever believe you, anyway.
15:09The fact is, I find men to be so very, very boring.
15:13And men who ride motorcycles are worst of all.
15:16They're just sloppy, drooling pigs all full of themselves.
15:20But they really don't have any balls at all.
15:23It's all in their bikes.
15:24So who needs a dick with no balls?
15:26That's why I have my little Beemo baby to get me off.
15:30Be-be-be-be-beemo baby?
15:31You mean that bike?
15:33Uh-huh.
15:33There's no man alive who can outperform my Beemo baby.
15:37It's the truth, you know.
15:38Racers, bikers, they all think they're so fast.
15:41But all they've really got is this throbbing hunk of leather and steel between their legs.
15:46What can a man do that a gasoline-powered engine can't do a hundred times better?
15:51Could you turn a mouthful of gasoline into pure savage fury?
15:55I-I'd probably throw up.
15:56There's not a man alive who can compare to my throbbing, purring Beemo baby.
16:01If you say so, ma'am.
16:03The bike is the fast part.
16:04Why can't men understand that, Kentaro?
16:07I don't know!
16:09You've got an erection.
16:11Yeah.
16:12You want me?
16:13I'd be lying if I said otherwise.
16:16But I won't let you.
16:18My Beemo baby is so much better.
16:22But if you really want me...
16:26All you have to do is catch me while I'm riding my Beemo baby.
16:31Yes!
16:50Here we go!
17:01Maybe I can win!
17:02Oh, you'll never catch me, Bicycle Boy!
17:05Oh!
17:06Oh!
17:06Oh!
17:06Oh!
17:06Oh!
17:08Oh!
17:17Oh!
17:22There's no way!
17:23I'll ever catch up to her!
17:25No Bicycle could ever catch my Beemo baby!
17:28That idiot must be even screwier than I thought he was!
17:31It'll take him half a day just to get through this pass!
17:58You know what they say about men who drive Porsches, tiny penises.
18:02Don't give up any people!
18:03It's out of my way, penciled dick!
18:05Uh, uh...
18:14Uh...
18:15Bye-bye!
18:27Ahhhh!
18:34Ah!
18:34Buh-bye, Buh-bye, Buh-bye, Buh-bye!
18:47Oh, crazy, bitch!
18:52Buh-bye, Buh-bye!
18:56Yee-haw! Oh yeah, this is my lucky day!
19:10Ooh, how impressive. You may have the power to follow me and my BMO, baby,
19:14but being able to chase us doesn't mean you'll be able to catch us, does it, Mr. Borsch?
19:45I can turn the rope away!
20:02Huh?
20:05Study, study, study, study, study, study, study, study, study, study, study, study, study, study!
20:11Ah! How the hell he'd do that?
20:14Study, study, study, study, study, study, study!
20:17This is unbelievable, but it looks like we're going to have to get down and dirty here.
20:22Let's go, baby! Let's show that imbecile what we can really do.
20:27Study, study, study, study, study, study, study, study, study, study, study!
20:32Ah!
20:33Whoa!
20:38Ow!
20:40Ah! All right! It's all down here from now on!
20:43Yes! On this mountain pass, we're second to none.
20:47Here we are the Masters.
20:48Let's show all this scum who populate this world how easily we handle this.
20:52Let's show them how we make love.
20:55Oh, and I think how many times I've slipped into bits of rapturous ecstasy
20:59as we rip through these series of 130-degree turns.
21:03It almost makes me calm.
21:06Shit!
21:12What? He's sliding on his hands and legs.
21:15Damn, he's good, but I can match racing tectonics of that caliber in my sleep.
21:21I'll blow past you in no time.
21:37Slow down. You're not going to be able to make that right-angle turn at that speed.
21:44He's not thinking of using that half-minute bridge to jump over the ravine, is he?
21:48No way! What's he think? This is a cartoon? He's crazy!
21:54Oh, he's really going to do it!
21:59Yes, yes! We're going to do it too, people!
22:06No!
22:08No!
22:09No!
22:12No!
22:22No!
22:23No!
22:23We're going to do it too!
22:30No!
22:33No!
22:33No!
22:33No!
22:33No!
22:33No!
22:33No!
22:33No!
22:34Oh!
22:42Amazing. You were incredible.
22:45I never imagined that a man like you could actually live.
22:50You were even better than my BMO.
22:56Absolutely amazing.
22:59Although, the fact that you're dead does throw a bit of a damper on everything.
23:12Oh my god, he's alive!
23:27Come back!
23:29Come back and claim your prize!
23:33Oh, come back! Wait for me!
23:35Oh, have sex with me, please!
23:38I want you, Kentaro!
23:40Teach me how to be a woman!
23:42Screw my brains out!
23:44Take this hot bitch now!
23:46Oh, come back!
23:48Oh, Kentaro!
23:51Kentaro Oei, age 25.
23:53He withdrew from Tokyo University Law School,
23:56but only after he had already completed all the requirements for graduation.
23:59Ever since, he has traveled the highways and byways to Japan,
24:03trying out new jobs and positions and learning about life to the fullest.
24:07Striving ahead on his trusty bicycle, the Mikazuki 5,
24:10he continues going forward, seeking his destiny.
24:13Not that he has much choice, since his brakes are broken.
24:16And who knows?
24:17Perhaps someday, he may even save the world.
24:20Or maybe not.
24:23Ohhhhhh!!!!
24:27Naval Chanel
24:28White Carp!
24:30Bahhh!
24:32Mimuraะธััั
24:33fight์
24:40Byethe
24:41Tres
24:43Oใroa q
24:44The way you can make your face
24:46When you're in the middle of the nose
24:48You can get a new heart
24:51When you're drinking milk
24:52You can put your hands on your hands
24:55Why?
24:58Who started doing it?
25:02Let me know
25:04I want to know
25:06I want to know
25:07I want to know
25:09I want to know
25:19้ ๅผตใฃใฆๆฅฝใใใใใงใใใฏใ ็ใใฎใฏๅใใ ใ ใๅๅผท
25:35ใใทใใใใใฆๆผๅฏใใใใ ็ณๆจกๆงใฎ้กใซใชใฃใใ
25:40้ผป่กใๅบใใ้ ญใฎๅพใ ใดใใณๅฉใใฎ
25:47ใฉใใใฆใ ใใ ใฟใใช็ฅใฃใฆใใฎ
25:49ๆใ ๅถใใฆ ็ใใใใใจใฏใพใ ใใใ
26:00่ขใพใใใ ใๅฅฝใใชๆ ่ๅทปใใใใฆ้ ๅผตใฃใฆ
26:07็ฒใใใใ่ถใซใใฆ ๅฐใใใคใใใชใใ
26:10ใๅๅผท
26:12ใชใ?
26:18ใชใคใซ?
26:19้ๅฝใชใใใงใใใญใ
26:21ใใฃใฆใใใใชใๆฐๆใก?
26:22ใใซใผใใณใฏ?
26:23ๅฐใฃใกใใใใงใใใ
26:25ใใๅ
จไฝใตใกใชใฎ?
26:26ๅฅฝใ็ฉบใฎใใณใขใผใซใผใ
26:28้ๅ้จใงใใใใ
26:29ๅฟ็ฎ่ฆใใฆใใใฃใใ
26:31ไฝ?
26:34ไฝ?
26:35ใใคใธใฃใผ?
26:36ไฝ?
26:37ใใคใธใฃใผ?
26:37ใชใใใใ?
26:40ใกใใฃใจใ ใๅบใฆใใ
26:44ๅฅฅใฎๅ
จ่บซใงๅฏใฆใใฟใใง
26:45้ข็ฝ้ถใ ๅฅฅๆงใ ใฃใใใ
26:49ๅไบบใซ่ฆใใๅญใฉใใฎ่ฒๆฐใใใใใฟใใใช
26:51I mutant my turn, and I'm close to the sleep in a moment
26:56I think, as a simple feeling, I can't breathe
27:03I love watching my heart, so I'm looking forward to it
27:10I'm getting tired, so I'll do a little better
27:44Oh
27:46I don't know.
27:52Do you have a้
in the back of the day?
27:55Do you have a้
in the back of the day?
27:58Does it make you a้
?
28:03Oh, wow!
28:05Look where I'm working now, an animation studio.
28:08That's Chi, the chief cell checker.
28:10She's really cute and adorable, but she's also got one hell of a body.
28:13Ba-ba-boom!
28:14But now there's this really scary producer who's all pissed off and we're all in trouble.
28:18Unless we make our deadline, she's going to shut the company down.
28:22I know, all you girls I've met in the past, help us please, help us.
28:27It's Golden Boy Lesson 6.
28:30Oh my dear sweet producer, do you think this episode is actually going to make it?
28:34Oh, life is study.
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