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Off Campus Episode 1
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00:06Thank you for listening.
00:57MUSIC CONTINUES
01:00MUSIC CONTINUES
01:58MUSIC CONTINUES
01:59MUSIC CONTINUES
02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no.
02:05Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
02:27MUSIC CONTINUES
02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:33That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still drop it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert
02:51to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks, so pretty, so entitled.
02:58Weren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like
03:11before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh,
03:16extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Oh.
03:24Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I-I-I wrote in, like, an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered,
03:53anybody want to hazard a guess
03:55as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop.
04:04Dressed in coal's not my anything.
04:05It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy,
04:22and they weren't even good words.
04:23Hannah, you love his music,
04:25and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchakes at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:31Who-who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I-I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars,
04:47even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15Uh, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end,
05:18and your-your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top,
05:25help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Kate, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities
05:48that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20
05:58when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:01Same old conversation,
06:03all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it
06:08But I'm sick of everyone
06:09I need to sweat it out
06:12I need to have some fun
06:15Get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the club
06:18Go to the dance and the boys gonna love this
06:21I'm picking their lips
06:22Wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips
06:26Everybody's on some drugs
06:27Everybody wants some love
06:29I don't want shit
06:30I don't need to chase that hit
06:32As long as I got my boys and girls I'm rich
06:36Oh shit
06:37Oh shit
06:38Oh shit
06:40I don't want shit
06:42I don't want shit
07:08Let me know
07:09hey wanted to talk to me if this is about being late I have a new idea for a
07:15shortcut oh oh you've your bad news face it's your scholarship it's not
07:27happening this year what budget cuts don't even get me started
07:32we're three weeks into the semester how how can no no they can't no we'll get
07:37you an appointment with the financial aid office they can help they're just gonna
07:41give me another work-study job I can barely do all my school work as it is oh
07:47my god okay whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa don't stop breathing you need air to
07:51process and live yeah I also need money is there another scholarship I could apply
07:57for another classical composition scholarship well I could switch
08:04concentrations performance girl we both know you're a much stronger composer
08:08than clarinetist and there's no money in classical well jazz jazz I could I could
08:13write jazz even less money right what do I do let's chat again on Monday after
08:20you've had a few days to sit with this hey Hannah we're gonna get through it okay
08:30I could write pop first place comes with a scholarship right right but you just said that
08:36I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago and I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in
08:42your music theory class freshman year I mean your word outstanding it's true not many people can write
08:47so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities in the work of one direction yeah see yeah I can
08:54totally pop how hard can it be really famous last words because the competition it's it's pretty
09:00steep no I can do this I will do this okay bring some ideas into class we'll talk okay
09:26Dean where you at Dean do not give me the silent treatment he's taking the world's longest shower
09:35still at least the door shut this time Logan drains clogged again no shit finish your fucking shower I'll
09:44come fix it Dean come help with the kegs told you I'll be right down yeah but when you want
09:56me to come
09:56down naked Tucker cuz I'll do it it sure will never mind forget I have baby girl will help where
10:06the fuck is
10:07Garrett guys hey
10:17What's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey!
10:22Hey!
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, brother?
10:25What up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening.
10:27Thank you, man.
10:28Thank you, man.
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:31Garrett!
10:33Yeah, man.
10:41Smells good, sir.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Hey, bro.
10:51I just fixed the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
10:59It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Hey, shower's next to someone.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house so you can fix it?
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making, Tucker?
11:15It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just?
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
11:22Dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Dippables.
11:26Okay, okay, okay.
11:27Okay, okay, okay.
11:27Nothing for you, Logan.
11:29I'm gonna make all my food.
11:30Dude, that's beautiful, man.
11:31I look great.
11:33I'll be listening to you.
11:39Here we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this millennium, please?
11:45This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham?
12:03Brought you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07My before game.
12:08I'm so strict.
12:10Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:29I'm so into you, I can barely breathe.
12:34And all I wanna do is to fall in deep.
12:40Close ain't close enough till they cross the line.
12:47So for your pop showcase tour de force, are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know.
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a GoPro.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:59Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Exactly.
13:05You never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Poole is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So, be a tailor and do something about it.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:28Hold on.
13:29Just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable
13:34rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:38I-I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt.
13:43And it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested.
13:47And then I-I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:51Or...
13:52Maybe...
13:55Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I-I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I-I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?!
14:11I don't wanna talk about it!
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?!
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked!
14:18And then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I-I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to block party tomorrow, including Justin, probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:31Well, I-I don't like parties.
14:32But you love music?
14:34No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse, and you know it.
14:39No, it's not!
14:39I wanna present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter.
14:43I think I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but I-
14:47No, Hannah!
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you wanna be a tailor, you have to take a rest.
15:10I want you like the pills behind the counter that hit.
15:13I want you so bad my fingers shook with it.
15:16And we could have all of the money in the world, but all the money in the world couldn't
15:21buy us this.
15:24You have to take a rest.
15:26I love you!
15:26Yeah, I didn't.
15:27I love you!
15:29No, I don't want you to do it!
15:32You have to use this hair!
15:33I don't think this hair has been a big one.
15:34No, they don't know what we will do.
15:35I'm gonna change my hair.
15:37You change your clothes.
15:38My cheeks have tattoos, if you like them.
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised.
15:44I promise no one's watching me
15:47Not just a body, you somebody would a body, you're somebody to me
15:54Not just a body, you somebody would a body, want your body on me
16:00Not just a body, you're somebody, want your body, you're somebody on me
16:06Not just a body, you're somebody, would a body, want your body on me
16:21Let's go.
16:41Not a body, you're somebody to me.
16:51Oh!
17:06I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment. I just missed you.
17:27Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:31Wow. Okay. Guess I misread this.
17:36No. Well, I mean, yeah, you kinda did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront. My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett. Okay, they still have lives.
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What? That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain. So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus. So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay, I...
18:14I wanna be your girlfriend.
18:16Why?
18:19Why? I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band? My major?
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe...
18:38You just wanna be with the guy headed to the NHL, or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone
18:44I never pretended to be.
18:46But, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys. The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a
19:18lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity, but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you've got a lady and you want her gone, but you ain't got the guts.
19:38She keeps me, you're not, you're not in danger.
19:42I want to try and let the sack.
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be.
19:49You're a bank of mine.
19:50Come on.
19:51Hey!
19:52Dirty teeth.
19:54Dirty teeth.
19:55Dirty teeth.
19:57Dirty teeth.
19:59Dirty teeth.
20:01I take it back.
20:06Dirty teeth.
20:10Move!
20:11Move, move!
20:12Come on!
20:15Dirty teeth.
20:17All right, you know what I mean?
20:19Come on!
20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kinda were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:38How says...
20:40Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you, which kinda just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour. If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:14Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend who wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:45Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris Trophy or two, spend more time
21:50in your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36All right.
23:02Hi.
23:04You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:16No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:35Just riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42You nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:45These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:52What if I write a terrible song,
23:55and I fail a pop showcase,
23:57and I can't afford my tuition next semester?
24:00What if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love,
24:03I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song
24:05about love and life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love.
24:14Someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night,
24:23and I have literally no idea what it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:41Nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you.
24:50Okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity,
24:57you weren't supposed to open up balloons today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32Long time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:38No, no, I'm sorry.
25:40I'm sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41You left the game?
25:44Oh, yeah, you like it.
25:45I don't have to make some of your car away.
25:47I can't see you.
25:50Uh, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, no, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:22I carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I...
26:39Oh my God, yeah.
26:40Yeah.
26:41Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07What?
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:12Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23To tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:34So?
27:35I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport
27:43that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points at actual strategies
27:48to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just...
27:55don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:17Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:26De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Yeah, you know.
28:32Gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:40Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:46Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Ah.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:02I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer...
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for like two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see Anthony...
29:46I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a maid and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55For real.
29:56Boy.
29:56Two, two, three.
29:57Two, three.
29:58Two, three.
30:01One, one, two, three.
30:27I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:40I just fucking need it.
30:43What?
30:44You're going to be gone here now.
30:56Garrett Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game and he needs to be consistent.
31:03We know G!
31:08Come on, bro! Get your head in here!
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal and he's always on the Warpath.
31:21Making Daddy proud, Graham?
31:27Fuck!
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Derrick Graham turns out to be.
31:56He said that?
31:58You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing.
32:02You've been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever.
32:03Good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:15Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:17Hell yeah.
32:27Oh my God!
32:29Oh my God!
32:34I did nothing more.
32:36Oh my God!
32:37Why?
33:02Oh, my God.
33:09Oh, my God.
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:15Hey, the game's not over!
33:42Hey, Garrett!
33:48Hey, Garrett!
34:11Hey, Garrett!
34:30Hey, Garrett!
34:47Hey, Garrett!
34:58Hey, Garrett!
35:00Hey!
35:04Hey, Garrett!
35:06Hey!
35:08Oh, my God!
35:48Oh
35:57Oh
36:07We lost you for a minute
36:19I can bitch, I can bitch
36:21Cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I move
36:25It's the way that I move
36:29Hey
36:30Hey
36:33Woo
36:33Bitch
36:35Bitch
36:37Bitch is bad
36:39Oh
36:41Bitch
36:41Bitch is bad
36:47Oh
36:48Bitch
36:49Bitch
36:53It's not on the one, it's not the mambo
36:56It's a feeling
36:57A heartbeat
37:00Kugong
37:02Kugong
37:06Kugong
37:07Try somewhere
37:10Kugong
37:12Kugong
37:13Close your eyes
37:16What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie
37:17I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this, you promised
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us
37:29No, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing
37:36Hi, babe, good to see you too
37:38Whatever
37:38Hi, I love you
37:39No, convince Hannah to come out, it's block party, Hannah
37:42You know, if you don't give an ass, she'll just keep at it until you do
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you
37:48Ah, well the power of do not disturb
37:49That doesn't matter, she's coming
37:55I don't know what just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened
37:58Yeah, well Dexter's already there and
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole and he's there alone
38:02Which means Hannah's gonna slide right in
38:03No, no, I have nothing to wear
38:05Okay, well that's not even remotely true
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit, you just do your makeup
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah
38:12Do I not normally?
38:15You just look... Sean, help me
38:17I plead the fifth
38:20Fine, okay, I'll do your makeup too, just hustle
38:22Before Justin leaves
38:24Before Justin leaves
38:52Okay, um, don't look now
38:53But Justin is right over
38:55I just said don't look now
39:00Well now you have to go over there
39:01No, I-I talked to him earlier
39:03He's not good
39:04No, no, no, stop thinking this
39:06No, this is why we pre-game
39:08Now put on your big girl pants and go talk to him
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl
39:12Look how courage
39:21Hey!
39:22I can call
39:23Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, please?
39:27Yeah, we can
39:27Yeah, I can
39:29Musset
39:30Oh
39:31Oh
39:33I don't wanna let it out
39:36Oh
39:39Oh
39:40Oh
39:41Wow, that's a smooth face
39:42Thank you so much
39:46Hey, you know, if you pick your head up three inches
39:53There's a party.
39:54The, uh, waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us, like, 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:11No.
40:12All right, we're doing shots. We're doing shots, boys.
40:15All right, yes.
40:15Come on, bro, I'm watching you spill it right now.
40:17Give me a shot. Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:19Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yup.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh.
40:26Hey.
40:28Oh.
40:29Drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:32Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me, here's to you, fuck the rest.
40:37Where by are you?
40:38That's her baby.
40:39Yes, sir.
40:39Come on.
40:40Get one, Dini.
40:41Get in here.
40:41Cheers, boy.
40:41Come on.
40:44I do.
40:56My baby, come on.
40:57Come on.
40:59Come on.
40:59Let's go.
41:01Come on.
41:06Let's go.
41:08Hey!
41:09Oh
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess.
42:17All yours, princess.
42:18All yours, princess.
42:18All yours, princess.
42:19Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not.
42:21Who are you? We'll be watching.
42:22Perfect.
42:23Okay, give me your coat.
42:25Okay.
42:28You got this.
42:29You got it.
42:30Go.
42:35Yes.
42:36Stop it.
42:50Yeah, one, two, three, two, three!
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh, the, um, mm, uh, the, uh, grand, um, stupid cheers.
43:05Okay.
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
43:10I'm a musician, too.
43:12Writer, not performer.
43:14You're sick, yeah.
43:15What kind of stuff do you have?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly.
43:20Yeah, classical.
43:21Yeah, but I'm trying out other styles, too.
43:24Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic.
43:29Uh, but mostly pop, though, and...
43:33Wellesie.
43:33Classical.
43:34All right.
43:35Garrett?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.
43:38You never do.
43:39Here.
43:40Oh, no!
43:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
43:42You come here.
43:43What?
43:45Hey.
43:46I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah, thanks, man.
43:51No worries.
43:52What, you're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played.
43:56You know, nothing like Phil Graham.
43:58But, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
44:01Yeah.
44:04You're, uh, Johanna, right?
44:05Yeah.
44:07Hannah Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:15Yeah.
44:16Oh?
44:18Okay.
44:19I don't play it.
44:20I don't play it.
44:20I don't play it.
44:20I don't play it.
44:21I don't play it.
44:21See you around.
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31For?
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has.
44:39Especially when that someone is a Briar U athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain,
44:49highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:51Oh.
44:52Fuck.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:21You, uh...
45:22You sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh...
45:31You love it.
45:32I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know.
45:41It's just something...
45:44I've always done.
45:45To impress my dad.
45:49And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:56What about your mom?
46:02She, um...
46:05Uh...
46:05She died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:11Oh, I...
46:13Look...
46:17I don't believe in favors.
46:19Or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:23I want to earn it.
46:26And...
46:26I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that.
46:31So what?
46:32I...
46:32Help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:42You'd still have to pay me.
46:44Obviously.
46:56Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space.
47:02This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours.
47:05You don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08That was my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:15Asshole!
47:15I see.
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:18You're not interested in me, and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional.
47:29So?
47:37Deal.
47:54For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
47:59If we're gonna be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa! Easy!
48:03I just met you.
48:04What are we gonna do?
48:05Hold hands?
48:06You seriously think that's gonna get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up you can't blush whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself. I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing.
48:33Not bad.
48:38Me and you in the Bruins.
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh, my God. Justin's here.
48:47Be cool. You're with me.
48:50He is not just some random guy I wanna hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect.
48:55Why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player, not the punk.
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means, trust me.
49:44It means, trust me.
49:46He's a dancer.
49:46It's the world of dance-i.
49:48I'm dancing with myself.
49:50Oh-oh.
49:51Dancing with myself.
49:54Dancing with myself.
49:57But there's nothing to lose it.
49:59There's nothing to prove.
50:00I am dancing with myself.
50:03Swim, swim, swim.
50:06Swim, swim, swim.
50:09I'm the one I'm the one I'm the one!
50:16I looked all over the world, and there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by. You left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink? It'll give me time to think
50:33If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing, dancing
50:40Dancing with myself
50:43Dancing with myself
50:45If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:49If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:52If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
51:03Oh
51:33Oh
52:03Oh
52:33Oh
53:03Oh
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