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How to Tame a Silver Fox ENGSUB Dad’s Best Friend Romance Turns Into Real Love ARS
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00:00:03Oh-ho, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:26Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:33Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Reed.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What? Me?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:55You got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:20What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:28It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You get away from me, creep.
00:01:33Ah, you got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:39Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:52Mr. Collins?
00:01:54Deadson is...
00:01:55best friend?
00:02:12You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:15Kiddo?
00:02:16Why is he still calling me that? I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what? Let's go!
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:02:36five Christmases?
00:02:39It's puffer than I've ever loved.
00:02:44Something wrong?
00:02:48Um...
00:02:49Your arm is...
00:02:54wet...
00:02:55from the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it then.
00:03:20There's no rain up there.
00:03:22Right, sorry.
00:03:27So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:30I...
00:03:31thought you'd be...
00:03:32busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:35eating up...
00:03:36sleazebags, not...
00:03:37picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:44Come to think of it...
00:03:46I actually...
00:03:47don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:49I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay then.
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:00I need to pick something.
00:04:01No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:04I am 22 years old.
00:04:05Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:07You're not that much older than me.
00:04:10Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:04:12and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise
00:04:14nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:15and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:17And nobody...
00:04:20If I take you...
00:04:22will you shut up?
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:32I'll be quick.
00:04:43You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:47It's not safe.
00:04:50Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:52Yeah.
00:04:53Why didn't you say something?
00:04:55I just did.
00:04:56You...
00:04:57freaking creep!
00:04:59Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:28When you're done checking me out,
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:33I was not checking you out.
00:05:34That was a yawn.
00:05:36Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:37It's past your bedtime.
00:05:41Stop calling me kid.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:57You might actually make friends tonight Harper.
00:06:06This is a small kickback.
00:06:08Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:11Does your dad know about that?
00:06:14Well...
00:06:15Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:17I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:19but he doesn't live here.
00:06:20And neither do you.
00:06:22Yeah, about that.
00:06:23I live here now.
00:06:24He put me in charge.
00:06:26And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:27Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:32This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:42You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:46I don't have another choice.
00:06:48I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:51and this is my last year of college,
00:06:52and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:57Fine.
00:06:58Have your kickback.
00:07:00Or not.
00:07:01Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:05I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:12Who is that?
00:07:14No.
00:07:19I'm going to kill you?
00:07:21I'm going to kill you?
00:07:22Count your days, slut?
00:07:23It's not a big deal.
00:07:24I can explain.
00:07:26This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:27Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:30You guys were spying on me?
00:07:32Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:35That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:37It's either me living here, or three bodyguards.
00:07:40Your choice.
00:07:49You are not living here.
00:07:51I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:53I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:56Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:01You better not show your face in there.
00:08:03I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:12God damn it.
00:08:14I promised Mark.
00:08:21No!
00:08:24Whoa!
00:08:25Who's this buff grandpa?
00:08:28Grandpa?
00:08:29He's hotter than you, mate.
00:08:32Huh?
00:08:38Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:43I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:45Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:48And rich dad means...
00:08:50Fancy alcohol!
00:08:57Hi!
00:08:58Hi!
00:08:58Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
00:09:02I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:04Duh!
00:09:05I didn't miss it.
00:09:08It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:11Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:15Yourselves.
00:09:17Thanks, Heather.
00:09:18Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:21Enjoy the party!
00:09:26I guess this bottle of McCallum makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:32Where's Harper?
00:09:34Harper?
00:09:37Forget Harper.
00:09:39Hang out with me.
00:09:41I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:48I don't like talking.
00:09:50Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:52Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:56Talk or...
00:09:57No talk.
00:09:58You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:02For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:04Sorry, ladies.
00:10:06I don't like my women.
00:10:08Desperate.
00:10:11Oh, and mention Harper's name again,
00:10:13and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:15Huh?
00:10:18He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:20I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage
00:10:25us.
00:10:35Oh, Harper!
00:10:37Hey!
00:10:38Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:41Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:45Ew!
00:10:45Yeah, okay, yeah.
00:10:46Of course you can.
00:10:48You're...
00:10:48You're like...
00:10:49You're school royalty.
00:10:51Thanks.
00:10:52You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:57We're...
00:10:58We're friends?
00:10:59Of course!
00:11:01I have to pee.
00:11:04Wait for me?
00:11:05Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:06I was just waving right outside my own room.
00:11:17What dirt can I find?
00:11:26Oh, this is gold!
00:11:32Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:38Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:56I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:11The hell?
00:12:18Attention, everybody!
00:12:21Hello!
00:12:22You all seem a little bored.
00:12:25So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:31A few pages of Harper's diary!
00:12:35Let's see.
00:12:37Dear diary,
00:12:39Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:42Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:46Aw, Harper.
00:12:49Daddy issues much?
00:12:54No!
00:12:55I just need to give it back!
00:13:00Dad's friend, Chris, is like a DILF.
00:13:04That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck!
00:13:07And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:15You fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:19Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:21No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:23Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:26Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:35Let's fool her down.
00:13:42No!
00:13:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:55Fuck this.
00:14:19You're jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:27You are supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:34Come to her party, take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life?
00:14:39It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:42The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:47Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:51Chris, that's enough.
00:14:53Let her go.
00:14:56Yeah, one last thing.
00:15:01What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:04You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:06You're damn right I'm petty!
00:15:07Let's get one thing straight here.
00:15:09Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:12If you mess with her again...
00:15:18Fuck you up.
00:15:19But we're literally just girls!
00:15:21I don't give a fuck!
00:15:23Everyone out!
00:15:24The fuck out!
00:15:32What the hell was that?
00:15:36What the hell was that?
00:15:53She hurt you.
00:15:54She hurt you.
00:15:54Chris, I'm fine.
00:15:56Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:16:04You're crying.
00:16:06Why are you crying?
00:16:07I won't understand.
00:16:09Those aren't your friends, kid!
00:16:11They just tried to hurt you!
00:16:13I don't need you to fight my battles for me!
00:16:17Stupid.
00:16:18I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:20You just embarrassed me in front of-
00:16:21I'm gonna stop you right there.
00:16:22And she's the queen of our-
00:16:23I said stop!
00:16:27I said stop!
00:16:30I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:32We'll find you another school.
00:16:34I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:35Keeping safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:39Just because you run some sort of shady business does-
00:16:41I choose my next words very carefully, dear.
00:16:46I told you-
00:16:48To stop calling me that.
00:16:52And I told you to stop acting like love.
00:16:57Oh yeah?
00:16:59If I'm such a kid-
00:17:02What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:09Sorry, kid.
00:17:10That's my gun.
00:17:12You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:16You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:38You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:43I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:45I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:49Oh! God.
00:17:59What?
00:18:06What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:11No.
00:18:15No, no, no, no, no. It's gonna not be happening. He's gonna be back in any second.
00:18:28You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:18:33I don't wanna... I don't wanna play. What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:38Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:40You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:18:44I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:51Uncuff me.
00:18:55What are your manners?
00:18:58Say please.
00:19:03I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:08Gimme the key.
00:19:14What the...
00:19:15You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:18Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:21Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:27Rule number one.
00:19:30There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:34You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:37So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:43I can take care of myself.
00:19:45Rule number two.
00:19:46No talking back.
00:19:47I am the last guy.
00:19:51You want to piss off.
00:19:57Rule number three.
00:20:01Don't start any games.
00:20:04You're not ready to play.
00:20:21So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:27My plans are none of your concern.
00:20:29Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:37You can have your privacy.
00:20:40Until sunset.
00:20:42What does that mean?
00:20:47You have curfew.
00:20:49Ah!
00:21:09How's my daughter?
00:21:11Um, hot.
00:21:13What was that?
00:21:15Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:17Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:19That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:21Is she back from class?
00:21:22She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:25Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:28She's fine, Mark.
00:21:29Good.
00:21:30You're my best friend.
00:21:31You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:40You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:17You're at a fucking strip club, Harper?
00:22:21Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:36Oh, excuse me.
00:22:38We're filming.
00:22:39Filming?
00:22:41Filming what?
00:22:42Some real hot stuff.
00:22:43Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:45Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:47I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:22:48It says her location is here.
00:22:50So step aside before I make you.
00:22:52Hmm.
00:22:54Nope.
00:22:55Harper is my best friend.
00:22:56And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for-
00:22:58Hey!
00:22:58Wait!
00:22:59Wait!
00:23:00Wait!
00:23:00Wait!
00:23:07You look so sexy.
00:23:09Keep going.
00:23:10Harper?
00:23:18You shouldn't be here.
00:23:20You shouldn't be here.
00:23:22I tried to stop him.
00:23:25Hey!
00:23:27No, Harper.
00:23:28You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:30What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:31It's for a class project.
00:23:33Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:35Class my ass.
00:23:36Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:23:38How to stick this camera straight up-
00:23:40Chris, stop!
00:23:41Not until I pummel this creep.
00:23:42Then the camera's next.
00:23:44Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:45Not the camera.
00:23:45Cost a thousand dollars.
00:23:47You should've thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:50That is enough!
00:24:05These look amazing, Harper!
00:24:08Oh, my best friend is so sexy!
00:24:10Wait until the whole class sees this.
00:24:11No one's going to see these.
00:24:13Deleting them.
00:24:14What?
00:24:15That is art!
00:24:17Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:24:20creeps a lap dance.
00:24:24See how much my dad likes that.
00:24:29Your choice.
00:24:34Camera it is.
00:24:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:40You asshole!
00:24:41If you ever ask Harper to do something like this, I will jam that camera so far down your throat.
00:24:48You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:50What the fuck is your problem?
00:24:57I'm leaving.
00:24:59Now.
00:25:06So first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:11I did it for your own good.
00:25:13You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:17You need me around for your safety because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:21You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:24Like a piece of meat.
00:25:27My classmate?
00:25:28It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:34Jealous?
00:25:35Jealous?
00:25:40You're cute, Harper.
00:25:42I'll give you that.
00:25:43And those things you do?
00:25:46They're cute too.
00:25:48You know what's not cute?
00:25:51Me jealous.
00:25:53Now you were right.
00:25:54I'm in some shady business.
00:25:55And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:25:58But you better not test me.
00:26:00Or I'll break you.
00:26:04In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:10Well guess what?
00:26:12You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:17Just admit.
00:26:19What do you want me?
00:26:25What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:29There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:33Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:35You know what, Chris?
00:26:36You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:38Fine.
00:26:39But I'm gonna make you crazy for me.
00:26:41Let's see if dad keeps you around then.
00:26:43Oh.
00:26:46So, are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:50No.
00:26:52Are you sleeping with the professor?
00:26:54Oh my god, Maria, no!
00:26:56Ew!
00:26:58That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:00He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:03And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:06I don't know.
00:27:07But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:11Um, wait.
00:27:13You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:17Think about it.
00:27:21We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:24The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:26So that's step one.
00:27:27Hmm.
00:27:28You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:31He was jealous, Harbs.
00:27:33Yeah, right.
00:27:34Jealous of me?
00:27:35I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:38He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:43Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:45Jealous over you.
00:27:46It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:50So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:27:55Until he snaps.
00:27:56And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:00And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:07Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:09Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:12Because I get what I want.
00:28:14Mm-hmm.
00:28:25Sexy outfit, check.
00:28:28Popcorn, check.
00:28:30A notebook.
00:28:31The only movie that can make a guy cry, check.
00:28:33Check.
00:28:43What do you want?
00:28:46You done giving me the salad treatment?
00:28:48Um, popcorn?
00:28:50Harper, you idiot.
00:28:52Seduce him.
00:28:53I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:28:59But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:03Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:29:06I have a day, but that's not important.
00:29:08Your pulse is racing.
00:29:10What's going on?
00:29:13Uh...
00:29:14Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:16Uh...
00:29:17No, I just...
00:29:19I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:23But it's not important.
00:29:35Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:44What about your date?
00:30:05How are you not crying?
00:30:06This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:08Because it's not real.
00:30:11This is ridiculous.
00:30:13No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:17It's true love.
00:30:20There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:22Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:26Or.
00:30:28Maybe.
00:30:31You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:35And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:44What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:50What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:55Now come on.
00:30:56Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:04Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:06Not a toy.
00:31:06I'll ruin it.
00:31:07Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:11As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:18Not a lie.
00:31:19You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:22And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:24You can't handle me.
00:31:27Try me.
00:31:32I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:34I don't kiss.
00:31:36And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:40Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:41No.
00:31:43I don't think you are.
00:31:45I don't think you are.
00:31:47What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:50I don't think you are.
00:31:52And you can go into work as well as I never loved you.
00:32:02Just...
00:32:03Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:18You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:21Not be seduced by him.
00:32:24I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:28I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:31You're late, big daddy.
00:32:34But you sound pissed.
00:32:36So I'll wait.
00:32:39You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:41Not tonight.
00:32:43Busy.
00:32:44Busy?
00:32:47Never for me, you're not.
00:32:49When the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:53Are you with another woman?
00:32:54Woman?
00:32:55No.
00:32:58Not a woman.
00:33:01Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:11Not this guy.
00:33:14Lose my number.
00:33:22Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:26Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:46She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:48Kid.
00:33:51Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:03Stay.
00:34:09Damn it, Harper.
00:34:11Damn it, Harper.
00:34:51You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:34:57Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:00Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:02I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:04His business partner.
00:35:06I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:08No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:17So, so we didn't?
00:35:19No.
00:35:21Because you're still alive.
00:35:23Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:26One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:29You don't know that.
00:35:32Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:34Oh yeah?
00:35:36Explain that.
00:35:38That's Morningwood, sweetheart.
00:35:41Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:42We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:44You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:51Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:35:56Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:05What's wrong?
00:36:06Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:08I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:12I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:15With my friend.
00:36:17Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:19Bye.
00:36:19Bye.
00:36:40Asset Off.
00:36:41Bye.
00:36:43Bye.
00:36:45Bye.
00:36:45Bye.
00:36:46Bye.
00:36:48Bye.
00:36:51So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to
00:36:56do laundry.
00:37:06Struggling much?
00:37:29I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:38I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:43Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:49That's not.
00:37:55No underwear?
00:38:04That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:07What are you gonna do?
00:38:11I'll punish you.
00:38:16I don't know.
00:38:23What do I know?
00:38:26You don't know me?
00:38:32I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:36Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:40I'd say do your worst.
00:38:42I'd say do your worst.
00:38:57I'm sorry.
00:39:00I can't let this happen.
00:39:01What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:04I...
00:39:06You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:12But... but what about...
00:39:13There's no buts.
00:39:17I can't let this happen again.
00:39:33You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:40You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:44That was part of the plan!
00:39:46I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:50Was it... big?
00:39:53So big.
00:39:56Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:39:59It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:03Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:06Like... BDSM?
00:40:07The whole nine yards.
00:40:09Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:12My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:14Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:17Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the Alumni Gala tonight?
00:40:21Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:40:25What if he is coming?
00:40:26Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:46Stop messing with that. You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:50You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:40:53How else are you going to woo your man?
00:40:55He's not my man.
00:41:01I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:03Ew. Leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:07You still letting this loser make your decisions for you, Harps?
00:41:11Huh?
00:41:15What do you want, Brian?
00:41:19Just five minutes.
00:41:23Fine.
00:41:25But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:26It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, they'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:45Where the fuck do you think you're taken?
00:41:55I want to get back together.
00:41:57You cheated on me.
00:41:59I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:02But that was months ago. Huh?
00:42:05Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:07This isn't about payback.
00:42:10I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:15What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:18Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:20You slut!
00:42:23No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:24Get off of me!
00:42:25Let me see them. Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:28Show me. Show me!
00:42:30Let go of me!
00:42:32There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:34I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:37A drink?
00:42:38I don't have time for this.
00:42:39You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:42:43That's not happening. Ever.
00:42:46Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:49Me?
00:42:50We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:42:53Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:42:56It's not a threat. It's a fact.
00:43:03You'll regret this, Christopher, but I'm not gonna come after you.
00:43:07I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:16Help me! Help!
00:43:18Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:21Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:23Good girl.
00:43:26You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:43:28I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:30That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:33And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom and you just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:40You okay?
00:43:44Take her, you psychopath. She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:43:57Stop it! You're gonna kill him.
00:44:00Good.
00:44:00He's not worth it.
00:44:02Let's go.
00:44:05If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:10I promise.
00:44:12Let's go.
00:44:31Fuck.
00:44:34Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:37Should we call 911?
00:44:39Seriously, Harper?
00:44:41He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:43I handled myself just fine.
00:44:45And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:04You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:14You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:15So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:19Hm.
00:45:21Let's see who you are.
00:45:35Do we have to do this?
00:45:37What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:40Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:44Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:46So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:03I'm gonna throw up.
00:46:07Breathe.
00:46:09You can do this.
00:46:38I'm right here.
00:46:40Don't focus on the water.
00:46:41Just look at me.
00:46:48It's not hard to do.
00:47:02It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. I got you. It's okay. It's okay.
00:47:12You're fine. You're fine, Harper.
00:47:21Just breathe. Just keep breathing.
00:47:25How are you feeling?
00:47:34Fine. Just insanely distracted.
00:47:39Ready for the next step?
00:47:46I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:49I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:47:54I thought you didn't make life.
00:47:57What?
00:48:00Oh my god.
00:48:02Oh my god.
00:48:03Oh my god. You're talking about swimming.
00:48:06You're talking about swimming.
00:48:08Swimming.
00:48:10What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:14I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:39You're talking about swimming.
00:48:48What happened? What happened?
00:48:50You blacked out.
00:48:52You're okay. You're okay.
00:48:54I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:48:57For what?
00:49:00You did amazing.
00:49:03You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:05I can't do this.
00:49:09It's okay.
00:49:11We'll try again more.
00:49:13Just kiss me.
00:49:16Your dad won't like this.
00:49:19Don't think about him. If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:24If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:26I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:29I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:32Just say you don't want me.
00:49:43Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:47I want you.
00:49:50And I told you not to mess with me. You're going to get hurt.
00:50:08What the hell? What are you doing?
00:50:10We need to talk about this first. Inside. With our minds, not our problems.
00:50:14Why are you being such a tease, Grandpa?
00:50:16I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:50:19So you are a grandpa?
00:50:22Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:27Come on. Let's go inside.
00:50:28All right.
00:50:29No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:34I'm gonna shower.
00:50:45Harper, what are you doing?
00:50:57So this is where Chris has been lately. Running a daycare.
00:51:02Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:07Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:11I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:15I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:19And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:21He might be sexy.
00:51:23But you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:27Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:32Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:36Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:40You've been tracking him?
00:51:42What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:43The same kind he is.
00:51:46Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:51:54Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:00I'm surprised.
00:52:03Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:06Just all around not intense enough for him.
00:52:11Not intense enough?
00:52:14Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:21Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:23I mean, look at you.
00:52:24You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:29You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:31Don't call me that.
00:52:35You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:39He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:41Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:44Choke you out.
00:52:46None of that kissing pillow talk.
00:52:50Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:52:57He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:52:59He actually lives here with me.
00:53:03You're gonna scare me.
00:53:04You're gonna scare me.
00:53:04Ah!
00:53:12Help! Help me! I can't swim!
00:53:19Help! Help! I can't swim!
00:53:21Help! I can't swim!
00:53:33Harper! Harper!
00:53:35Help!
00:53:37Smile for TNC, sir.
00:53:40Please help me!
00:53:42Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:53:45That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:53:53Harper!
00:53:55Harper!
00:54:00Harper!
00:54:28No!
00:54:29Come on!
00:54:39Harper!
00:54:40Harper!
00:54:41No!
00:54:42Hurry!
00:54:43It's okay.
00:54:44I got you.
00:54:45You're sick.
00:54:46You're sick.
00:54:47I thought I was gonna die.
00:54:48I thought I was gonna die.
00:54:50Oh, girl, can you just breathe?
00:54:52Just breathe.
00:54:54You're safe now.
00:54:55Just breathe.
00:54:57Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:54:59I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:02It's pathetic.
00:55:03Homewreck?
00:55:06Harper could never homewreck Asmala.
00:55:09She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:14I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:55:15You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:20She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:28Joke me, Carter.
00:55:31I'm so rough you get a baby.
00:55:35I don't love you.
00:55:37I don't love you.
00:55:38And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:41How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:46She's fine.
00:55:47Stop overreacting, baby.
00:55:56What are you doing?
00:55:59Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on
00:56:03the stock market.
00:56:04And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:56:08You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:16You got that?
00:56:17Are you threatening me?
00:56:19No.
00:56:20I'm telling you.
00:56:22Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:27Get out of here.
00:56:28Wait.
00:56:30Please.
00:56:31Don't.
00:56:31I'll do anything.
00:56:33Please.
00:56:33What are you doing?
00:56:34I need to hang your way.
00:56:46Chris, no!
00:56:48Wait, wait!
00:57:09I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Marber.
00:57:13She will not bother you again.
00:57:16I swear.
00:57:18Don't worry about it.
00:57:22I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:29I never dated her.
00:57:31We weren't a thing.
00:57:34Not according to her.
00:57:42Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:57:49She said that...
00:57:54That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:00She said that...
00:58:05That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:11Satisfy you.
00:58:13In bed.
00:58:18That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:28Is that true?
00:58:32That's not how I feel, Marber.
00:58:36But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:40I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:46When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:58:53And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:01What did you regret?
00:59:03Not doing this sooner.
00:59:12I don't know.
00:59:12I think it's true.
00:59:17What are you doing?
00:59:23I'm sorry.
00:59:24I don't know.
00:59:26I don't know.
00:59:26I don't know.
00:59:28I don't know.
00:59:34I just want to know.
00:59:35What the hell am I doing?
00:59:37Why did you stop again?
00:59:40You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:42Your dad is going to kill me.
00:59:44I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
00:59:49This isn't about Mark.
00:59:51It's about you and me.
00:59:52So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
00:59:58I'm too dangerous.
01:00:02So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:09It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:11There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:14Yeah.
01:00:16It's because you're a coward.
01:00:18You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:20Just admit it.
01:00:21You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:23Just be a man and own it.
01:00:25It's not true.
01:00:25Don't!
01:00:27You're a psycho.
01:00:36I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:45Morning.
01:00:48Bagel?
01:00:49I'm not hungry.
01:00:53You need to eat.
01:01:02No.
01:01:03What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:14Are we even now?
01:01:17You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:21What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:22I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:24Well, you should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:39Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:01:42Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:01:50I'm going to make this up to you.
01:01:53Promise.
01:02:01Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:03Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:07Nope.
01:02:09And he's never going to.
01:02:11Huh?
01:02:12I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:15Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:18I don't know.
01:02:18Oh, hey.
01:02:20Hey.
01:02:21Let's forget about that douchebag, okay?
01:02:23You need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can pass this class.
01:02:27And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:29Stop moping.
01:02:31Let's go wine and dine some rich people, okay?
01:02:36Okay.
01:02:49How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:02:52Like a million hours?
01:02:53Who the fuck cares?
01:02:56We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:01Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:24I think I hear them coming.
01:03:26Let's go.
01:03:27One last touch.
01:03:37Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
01:03:46Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:03:49Huh?
01:03:50What?
01:03:52No, no, no, no.
01:03:54My final project.
01:03:57How am I going to graduate?
01:03:58Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:05Harper.
01:04:07Harper.
01:04:08I'm kind of confused.
01:04:10Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:15Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:18Don't say that.
01:04:20It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:29Did you do this?
01:04:33Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:38We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:39You're not going to get away with this.
01:04:41Guess what?
01:04:42You have no proof.
01:04:45Good luck with that, losers.
01:04:48That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:04:52Harper.
01:04:53There's the student I've been looking for.
01:04:55Professor, I can explain.
01:04:59Harper?
01:05:02Is this your work?
01:05:04It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:07We have to fail Harper.
01:05:09It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:12Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:16In fact, I guess I just bought this piece.
01:05:20Wait, what?
01:05:21Who would buy this crap?
01:05:23I wouldn't.
01:05:35Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:38I would.
01:05:41It's you.
01:05:42You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:05:47Christina, don't be rude.
01:05:49Don't you know who this is?
01:05:51Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:05:54There's no way.
01:05:56That's okay, Professor.
01:05:57Not everyone has taste.
01:06:01How much for this painting?
01:06:03Oh, no, you really don't.
01:06:04Our starting price is $18.
01:06:10Done.
01:06:12Wait, $1,800?
01:06:15You can study at this school or not.
01:06:17We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:21You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging,
01:06:25whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:33Here's two mil.
01:06:34Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:06:40Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:06:43Oh my god, oh my god, are you fucking kidding me?
01:06:49Are you fucking kidding me?
01:06:52Language, Miss Hawks.
01:06:54Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:06:56Who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars?
01:07:01My father still runs this university.
01:07:04Money runs this university.
01:07:06And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor,
01:07:09who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:14You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:16Professor, you can't, please.
01:07:19Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:22No, wait, Professor!
01:07:23Not so fast.
01:07:24What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:38I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:07:41Good luck proving it was us.
01:07:44Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:07:50I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:07:52Those dresses, though.
01:07:55Wait, what?
01:07:55Huh?
01:08:00I...
01:08:07My dress!
01:08:09This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:11You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:14What was it that you two said?
01:08:16Oh, right.
01:08:17Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:23The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:25You're being suspended.
01:08:27Let's go!
01:08:28Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:29They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!
01:08:32Let's go!
01:08:33Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:36I'll see you later.
01:08:41Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:08:43Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:08:45That's 18,000 dollars!
01:08:48Seriously?
01:08:50I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:08:56What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:02He, um...
01:09:05I mean, I...
01:09:08I was an idiot.
01:09:09And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...
01:09:13show you how much I want you.
01:09:29A blindfold?
01:09:31I want you, Harper.
01:09:33I want to do things to you.
01:09:38Bad things.
01:09:41But only if you want me to.
01:09:45I do.
01:09:58Why'd we stop?
01:10:00I've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:03I'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:06Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:12And I'll wait for you.
01:10:15Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:23Harper!
01:10:25Harper!
01:10:26Low earth to Harper!
01:10:28You need to look at this!
01:10:30Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:31I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:36Ew!
01:10:37No!
01:10:37That's what I need to tell you about!
01:10:39Harper, look!
01:10:41You got the phone!
01:10:42I swear!
01:10:44The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:10:46Harper, he's dangerous!
01:10:48You need to move out now!
01:10:49You can't keep living with him!
01:10:51I need to talk to him, okay?
01:10:53Harper!
01:11:03Taxi for Harper?
01:11:07Lori!
01:11:09Hey, let go of me!
01:11:10Stop it!
01:11:20Please, please let me go.
01:11:22If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:28Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:31Harper.
01:11:33Ryan?
01:11:34Why are you doing this?
01:11:35We broke up.
01:11:37We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:11:40You psycho!
01:11:41He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:11:45He humiliated me!
01:11:47But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:11:51He has some dangerous enemies.
01:11:53Ain't that right, fellas?
01:11:56What?
01:11:57Once he arrives to save his little princess.
01:12:02Well, we don't need to get into the boring details, do we?
01:12:04No.
01:12:05No.
01:12:06You can just watch.
01:12:09No.
01:12:10No, no, no!
01:12:11No!
01:12:12No!
01:12:26No.
01:12:26No, no, no.
01:12:29A trap?
01:12:31What the hell?
01:12:49Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:12:54I hope you don't mind.
01:12:55I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:12:59Before you sleep with my daughter,
01:13:01you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:08Okay, crap. I can explain.
01:13:10You're gonna explain.
01:13:13But first...
01:13:15You know my daughter better than I do?
01:13:17Is that text a prank?
01:13:21Harper's in trouble. We need to go.
01:13:22Okay.
01:13:26Do we have some fun with you after we kill Mother Grant?
01:13:30Hmm?
01:13:32Should we make him watch?
01:13:34Hmm?
01:13:36Oh!
01:13:38Looks like he's here!
01:13:40Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:13:46Huh?
01:13:47Get ready, boys.
01:14:02I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:10That's what happens, Chris,
01:14:11when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:30What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:32What?
01:14:32You can't talk without your little bodyguards.
01:14:41Let me go, I-I-I-I'll leave home.
01:14:43I already told you once.
01:14:44You should have listened to me dead.
01:14:49I'm going to kill you,
01:14:50you goddamn bitch.
01:14:51Ah!
01:14:53Ah!
01:14:58Call an all unit 8-2-11-675-9.
01:15:02You're still defeated.
01:15:09Are you okay?
01:15:11Did he hurt you?
01:15:13Chris,
01:15:14I put you in danger.
01:15:16You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:19When it comes to you, Harper,
01:15:21I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:29Would someone
01:15:31like to tell me
01:15:32what the fuck is going on?
01:15:37Oh my god, dad, what the hell?
01:15:39It's okay.
01:15:40I'll handle it.
01:15:41I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:15:43Why are you making out
01:15:44with my best friend, Harper?
01:15:45I want an answer now
01:15:46before I-before I kill him!
01:15:48No, dad!
01:15:49Look,
01:15:50I know we don't have
01:15:51the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:15:54But?
01:15:55Deep down,
01:15:56I know that
01:15:59you just want me to be safe.
01:16:04Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:07Please don't be mad.
01:16:10You're wrong about that.
01:16:13It's not deep down.
01:16:15It is the most important thing to me,
01:16:17your happiness.
01:16:21If that means being with Chris,
01:16:23then he better not screw this up.
01:16:26Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:29I believe you.
01:16:32You keep her safe.
01:16:37With my goddamn life.
01:16:50Do you remember my instructions?
01:16:57Yes.
01:17:13I want you to beg for it.
01:17:26I want you to fuck me, daddy.
01:17:39Stop teasing.
01:17:42I want you to beg for it.
01:17:43I want you to beg for it.
01:17:43I want you to beg for it.
01:17:46You might find, what you're looking for.
01:17:49Daddy.
01:17:51Say it.
01:17:52Or I'll punish you.
01:18:06Don't stop, daddy.
01:18:24Are you sure about that?
01:18:41You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:18:45You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:04You know I'm dangerous, or it's your mind.
01:19:13Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:35Once I started, let's stop it.
01:19:40I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:19:48You're different.
01:20:05Ready for round five?
01:20:07Stop it, I'm sore.
01:20:10Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:13What if I don't?
01:20:17What was that?
01:20:18Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:21Honey, you home?
01:20:22Um, Dad, I'm kinda busy right now.
01:20:23That's okay, I'll just come in for a walk.
01:20:28I told you I was busy.
01:20:30This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:34If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:20:36Okay, I will.
01:20:38Can you get out?
01:20:52I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:20:55Can I please just open my eyes?
01:20:57No.
01:20:57Please keep them covered.
01:21:00I want to give a speech.
01:21:01And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:03I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:06You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:11Just get on with it.
01:21:13What I do for a living.
01:21:16The not so legal part.
01:21:19It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:24And for me to be...
01:21:27Vulnerable?
01:21:29Yeah.
01:21:30But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:21:36You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:21:38And I want to be around you.
01:21:40Forever.
01:21:51So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:21:56I'm moving you in there.
01:21:59As a graduation present.
01:22:02And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:10Only if you want to.
01:22:12Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:16Are you serious?
01:22:19What's wrong?
01:22:20Is it tacky?
01:22:22I liked it. I thought...
01:22:24Deal!
01:22:29But on one condition boyfriend.
01:22:32Which is?
01:22:34You have to move in there with me.
01:22:37Deal.
01:22:38Two.
01:22:42No.
01:22:45Two.
01:22:47No.
01:22:48The one.
01:22:48Just like a dinner.
01:22:55One.
01:22:55Two.
01:22:55Two.
01:22:56Two.
01:22:56Two.
01:22:56Two.
01:23:00Two.
01:23:00Oh.
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