00:01Danny, turn off your alarm!
00:06Babe?
00:19Oh god, I'm getting closer.
00:21What does it mean?
00:26Hi, there's the sign.
00:31Let's see.
00:45Where's the milk?
00:47If I were a jug of milk, where would I be?
00:56Danny!
01:01Do you think you could wait until after I've had my coffee before you start your morning experiments?
01:09Were you up all night again?
01:13Hey!
01:13What?
01:14Oh, um, no. Not all night. I'm sorry. I'm so close to fixing this resizing issue. I just need to
01:23figure out how many valence electrons this element has in order to stabilize its molecular structure.
01:29I have a meeting with my advisor this morning. Wish me luck.
01:33Remember, we have to be on the road by 4pm and beat traffic.
01:36We can check you to the hotel anytime after that.
01:38I should be back in plenty of time.
01:40Oh, I have a joke for you. Maybe you can work it into your act tonight.
01:45What do you call acid with an attitude?
01:48What?
01:50Amino acid.
01:52I think I'm good.
01:53Hey, can you put some things in my bag later for me today?
01:55Yeah, sure. Just the essentials. Lingerie, vibrator, nipple clamps.
02:00Um, yeah. And my toothbrush.
02:03Okay. Thanks, babe.
02:05Love you.
02:06Okay.
02:08Bye!
02:09Good luck!
02:24I'm not gonna get used to this color.
02:26I feel like I'm trapped inside a giant vagina.
02:31I forget. Am I supposed to picture the audience in their underwear or be in my underwear?
02:37Yep. This feels right.
02:39I'm just gonna go up on stage and drop my pants.
02:41It's the perfect icebreaker.
02:43I know what you're thinking.
02:44What's this teenage boy doing on stage?
02:47Well, I'm an adult and I'm a girl.
02:50If you're a girl and you like the way I look, you're probably gay.
02:53And if you're a guy and you like the way I look, you're also probably gay.
02:57You guys have been a great crowd.
02:59Before I go, I have one final question.
03:05Danny, will you marry me?
03:13Marry me, will you?
03:15Hmm?
03:18Hmm?
03:21Hmm?
03:24Ugh.
03:25Boo.
03:26I suck.
03:31Hey, where have you been?
03:36Traffic's gonna be crazy, but we can still make it tonight.
03:40How was your thing?
03:43Not great. I can't go away this weekend. I'm sorry, but my advisor just sprung this new deadline on me
03:49And I have to- What do you mean you can't go?
03:51Funding's by Monday. I have to meet this deadline or else I won't be able to apply for funding for
03:55a whole year.
03:56We've been planning this for weeks. The experiment isn't ready. It's temperamental at best.
04:00They only gave us a room because I'm on the showcase. You should still go. We have to go. It's
04:04fine.
04:05I just really have to finish this.
04:06Max! I have something really special planned!
04:09I'll make it up to you, I promise.
04:10You haven't heard that one before.
04:12Max!
04:13What?
04:13Hey!
04:14Oh no!
04:15Stephanie! Don't go get taller when I'm mad at you!
04:18Hey!
04:19Hey!
04:21This is not the way to win an argument!
04:23Why did you make me do that?
04:26Oh, why'd I make you do that?
04:28That's rich.
04:30Can I get you anything?
04:32Can you get me a beer?
04:34Yeah.
04:35Actually, bring me a couple.
04:36I'm gonna need them.
04:41Here we go.
05:01I am. I'm focused.
05:04Why are there two of you?
05:07Your boobs are so big.
05:10All four of them.
05:20Ouch!
05:25Max!
05:26What is this?
05:28What?
05:30You're asking me?
05:32Max!
05:33Yes!
05:35I do!
05:58Max!
05:59Wake up!
06:00I figured out how many valence electrons are needed to stabilize the molecular structure!
06:05Are you sure? I don't want to explode.
06:10I understand why you were so upset.
06:13Your work is important too. I didn't mean to suggest it wasn't.
06:17You're important too!
06:19Once you're resized, I'll show you how much.
06:23Alright, I'm ready.
06:26Drop it.
06:27Okay.
06:36Oh no!
06:47Aaaaaaah!
06:54Babe, can you get me a beer?
06:57Make it a big one.
07:12Hello.
07:24Hello.
07:28I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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