00:00El gran porculio
00:36Ah, chicos, vamos
00:39Bueno, ¿habéis desayunado ya los dos?
00:43Yo desayuné una vez
00:45Bueno, no podéis ir a clase con el estómago vacío
00:48Mirad, le había preparado unos burritos así para el desayuno
00:51Pero todavía tiene el estómago revuelto
00:53¡Wow! Burritos para desayunar
00:55¡Sí, sí, sí! ¡Mola!
00:58Comed, chicos, voy a ver cómo está Stewart
01:01Seguramente necesitará más papel
01:03Eh, Vivis, ¿de verdad crees que va a meterle un termómetro por el culo?
01:08Sí, sí, sí
01:09Y después se lo va a meter por la boca
01:18¡Pero qué mierda!
01:21Esto no es un burrito
01:23No, no se ha engañado
01:25El mío tiene huevos
01:26No me extraña que Stewart tenga diarrea
01:29Sí, sí, sí
01:30Vamos a ver qué más tiene
01:46Apesta, aquí no hay nada bueno
01:51Eh, Carapero, dame un poco
01:53¡Para nada!
01:55¡Wow!
01:58¡Eh, Vivis, calma!
02:02Eso mola bastante
02:09What?
02:11Uh...
02:11What the hell was that?
02:16Hmm, what the hell is this?
02:19Uh, I think this is a primus
02:22Uh, no
02:24This is a seminiferous tuboidial butt-noids
02:28Really?
02:29These guys, like, crawl up into people's butts and, like, go exploring
02:34Oh, yeah
02:35Oh, yeah
02:36Oh, yeah
02:45I go
02:46Hey, buddy
02:47What are those lights for?
02:49That's so, like, they can see when they're crawling around inside your butt
02:52No, wait
02:53You mean it's dark in your butt?
02:55Yeah
02:57You know when they say stick it where the sun don't shine?
02:59They're talking about your butt
03:03Oh
03:04I thought it meant, like, under your pillow or something
03:07But, like, um, if it's dark inside your butt
03:10Then, like, how do the turds find their way out?
03:13Uh, I think they can, like, see in the dark like bats
03:17Ah, yeah, that makes a lot of sense
03:20Yeah
03:21Hey, buddy
03:22We should go see these guys in concert
03:24Yeah
03:26Ladies and gentlemen
03:27The seminiferous tuboidial butt-noids
03:30The seminiferous tuboidial butt-noids have left your pants
03:39It's ironic that this country, that's the liberty, sometimes, supports governments less respect to human rights
03:47We're very lucky to have a stable government
03:50And, like, over 200 years
03:52But, like, other parts of the world, they don't have any trouble
03:56The struggle for freedom is not finished
03:59It still continues in places like Nicaragua, El Salvador, or Panamá
04:10Bivis, sit down, please
04:12I'm going to sit down
04:13I'm going to sit down
04:15I'm going to sit down
04:16I'm going to sit down
04:20I'm going to sit down
04:34Hey, Bivis, ¿pero dónde vas?
04:37O blasting
04:38O blasting
04:39¿Pero dónde ha ido Bivis?
04:42Eso ha molado
04:53Soy por culete
04:54Quiero papel para mi ojete
04:57¿Eh, tú?
04:59¿Quieres mirar mi ojete?
05:04Pajet, ¿dónde ha ido Bibis?
05:07Oh, no lo sé
05:10¿Tiene Bibis algún problema del que yo deba enterarme?
05:15Se ha comido 27 chocolatinas
05:18Y se ha bebido 6 latas de refrescos
05:22Qué extraño, acabo de leer un estudio en el que dice que el azúcar no tiene por qué causar hiperactividad
05:29¡Chicas!
05:32Esto va a molar
05:37¡Ay, por culete!
05:39¡Guau!
05:40¡Como volar!
05:42¡Necesito papel para mi ojete!
05:44¡Eh, bueno, eh! ¡Mámonos de arriba!
05:47¡Abajo la brava!
05:49¡Oh, sí!
05:50Vamos a ver
05:51Nadie
05:51Pues nada
05:52¡Listo!
05:55Escuchen
05:56¡Ejercicio 20!
05:58¡Rápido ruedan las ruedas de los carros cargados de azúcar del ferrocarril!
06:04¡Arriba, arriba!
06:05¡Arriba, arriba!
06:06¡Arriba, arriba!
06:06¡Ande, ya!
06:06¡Repitan, por favor!
06:08¡Rápido ruedan!
06:09¡Ay, por culete!
06:10Necesito papel para mi ojete
06:12Señor Bibis
06:14¿Dónde está su permiso?
06:15¿Me está suministando?
06:17¡Ajo con mi ojete!
06:19¡Brión, en el cara culete!
06:20¡Bibis!
06:20¿Se puede saber que el moscara ha picado, eh?
06:23¡No pongas curioso a mi culete!
06:26¿Tampoco tienes folia?
06:27¡Fuera de mi clase ahora mismo y vaya a ser derecho al despacho del señor director!
06:31¡Ahora!
06:33Bueno, el director, él me da papel
06:37En su gabillete, papel para mi culete
06:40La luz está en prendida y nadie en casa
06:42En Nicaragua, no hay agua
06:44¡Gracias!
06:49¡Dammit!
06:49¡If this is Bon Jovi, I'm going to...
06:51¡Whoa!
06:52¡Yeah!
06:52¡Her back's all bent out of shape!
06:54¡What's wrong?
06:55¡Vivas!
06:57¡You butthole!
06:58¡When you see a chick in a window like that!
07:01¡She's got her back all bent out of shape!
07:03¡That means she's hot!
07:07¡I don't know, butthead!
07:09¡I think she was like, injured!
07:11¡Well, whatever it was, it gave me a stiffy!
07:14¡Oh, yeah!
07:19¡Hey, Bila!
07:21¡I thought you called the cable company and told them to quit playing this crap!
07:24¡Oh, man!
07:25¡Oh, yeah, I did, but then, like, when the guy answered,
07:28¡I said, excuse me, do you have 12-pound balls?
07:32¡And I hung up!
07:34¡Oh, yeah!
07:35¡It was cool!
07:37¡Yeah!
07:42¡Yeah, yeah, yeah!
07:43¡Whip it, yeah!
07:48¡Oh, is that Roth Perot?
07:50¡Yeah!
07:52¡I think that's Roth Perot, like, from a long time ago!
07:55¡Oh, yeah!
07:57¡Bomps and simple!
07:58¡When a problem comes along, you must whip it!
08:00¡Heh, heh!
08:02¡It looks like some kind of bumsnoidial butt-snoid!
08:05¡Heh, heh, heh!
08:07¡Heh, heh, heh!
08:08¡Heh, heh, heh!
08:09¡Now whip it!
08:11¡In to shape!
08:12¡Shave it up!
08:14¡Get it straight!
08:15¡Go forward!
08:17¡Move ahead!
08:19¡Try to detect it!
08:20¡That's not too late!
08:21¡To whip it!
08:22¡In to shape!
08:23¡Shave it up!
08:24¡Go forward!
08:25¡No whip it up!
08:26¡Try to detect it!
08:29¡That sucks, Steven!
08:32¡Well, at least I tried!
08:33¡You just sit there on your ass and make me do all the work!
08:37¡Yeah!
08:40¡Check out those hats!
08:43¡Oh, they're cool!
08:44¡You can stack one inside the other!
08:45¡They can, like, have all different colors, you know!
08:47¡It's like you can wear one one day and then another the other day!
08:50¡And, like, you put them on your head, you know!
08:52¡And it's like, they can protect you from, like, harmful...
08:55¡Brave!
08:55¡Vevis!
08:57¡You're a damn weirdo!
08:59¡Shut up, buddy!
09:01¡I'm not from here, you know!
09:08¡Mira!
09:09¡No sé cuál es tu problema!
09:10¡Pero no puedo permitir que los alumnos se pasen por los pasillos durante las clases!
09:16¡Interrumpan otras clases!
09:17¡Y vayan profetizando grandes plagas!
09:20¡Ah, sí!
09:22¡Lo siento!
09:24¡Espera!
09:25¿Qué has dicho?
09:26¿Me acabas de decir que lo sientes?
09:31¡Sí!
09:32¡Has dicho que lo sentías!
09:34¿No es verdad?
09:37¡Sí!
09:39¡Sí!
09:40¡Sí!
09:40¡Ves!
09:41¡Lo sabía!
09:42¡Vosotros nunca os habíais disculpado de nada!
09:46¡Puede que este sea un gran día!
09:48¡Quizá el castigo no sea la respuesta!
09:50¡Voy a perdonarte!
09:54¡Voy a perdonarte!
10:20¡No tengo el malio!
10:21¡Sí!
10:22¡Soy un gran barculete!
10:24¡No tengo ojete!
10:26¡Caraculete!
10:27¡Me acercito papel para el mal malio!
10:30¡Ni caragua!
10:32¡No tienes ni agua!
10:33¡Mira!
10:34¡Con el que!
10:35¡Gracias!
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