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💞HOT SHORT 💞 My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:35Okay, I'll catch you later.
01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:39Sire!
02:58What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:11Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:27Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
04:01Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:15You're burning up down here.
04:17Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:21This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33God damn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more.
04:48A lot more.
04:49Nobody, nobody, nobody but you.
04:55Don't stop.
04:57Harder.
04:59Squeeze me tighter.
05:06What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora!
05:16I know you're in there!
05:18Nowhere left to run!
05:20Damn it.
05:20He tracked me.
05:34Leora.
05:35You're my fiancé.
05:37You belong with me.
05:39Come home.
05:40Get away!
05:41Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan!
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy.
06:04Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:15So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:27Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:32Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:38But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously?
07:07Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who?
07:37Speak up, man.
07:38My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough.
07:40Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:42Even Narius' seafo give him a wide burr.
07:57You asked for this.
07:58You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants top and orcer?
08:13Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole.
08:27Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing.
08:36Heat's too low.
08:37Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:44Molly?
08:44Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh.
08:51Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:09We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad.
09:56Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:58Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing.
10:07Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura?
10:27She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it.
10:38Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy?
10:45Mommy?
11:03It's too late, boss.
11:04Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:20Somebody help me!
11:23Somebody help me!
11:35give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:42it was
12:04your father sold you to me a long time ago you're my fiance my property
12:08you filthy whore spread your legs for some straight dog
12:16but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:24no let go
12:27with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:39i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck those cuts are surgical leora
12:48someone did this to you
12:53you're just a regular guy stay out of it boss soup's ready
13:05if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily
13:09she's all we have left
13:11she's safe now drink
13:16soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:24jack you
13:27ambrosia residue golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time
13:32greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals where the hell did you get this
13:50these ingredients where did you get them
13:58it's my first time meeting daddy i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26what a lively little snack
14:30gulp you down and my power doubles
14:32i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42you want more
14:44i've got a ton of it laying around
14:45this guy's luck is insane
14:50a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:55is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:57you're safe here liria
15:02we've got a kid together now
15:05i'm not letting anything touch
15:07you or lily
15:10jack i'm grateful but i
15:12daddy help
15:16something's trying to eat me
15:19lily's in trouble
15:26i i'm not tasty
15:28my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl
15:40devour you
15:42and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:49you
16:01you
16:05you
16:06you
16:06you
16:10you
16:19You disgusting freak!
16:22What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:27I've got you, baby.
16:30Touch my kid again
16:31and I'll rip my head off your shoulders!
16:34Ha!
16:35You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait.
16:40The baby mama herself.
16:43Perfect.
16:48Two courses for the price of one!
16:57You bitch!
17:03Jack, take Lily and run!
17:05Go!
17:11Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:22You, Posei?
17:25That kid's his.
17:27No wonder the power's so pure.
17:30That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:32If I stay, I'm dead.
17:40What the hell just happened?
17:42It ran?
17:43Damn, Leoya.
17:45Your powers are badass.
17:47You straight up scared the monster off.
17:49Me?
17:50No way.
17:51Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:53I'm still recovering.
17:56Wait.
17:56Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
18:01Whatever.
18:02Let's get home.
18:03That thing might circle back.
18:08About that monster.
18:14Failed at the perfect time?
18:16Figures.
18:16He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:20To be fair, kill me.
18:23No!
18:23No!
18:28No!
18:32No!
18:34No!
18:34No!
18:34No!
18:35No!
18:36No!
18:37No!
18:45No!
18:47No!
18:59my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your die i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:42near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:50leash
20:02my love since you refused to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food
20:25in some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:42the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
20:49you're in hades territory asshole
21:02poseidon
21:13is hades still breathing
21:14if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:22who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:29i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:39you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
22:07little fish
22:16hades staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out
22:57in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord
23:07is this handling satisfactory
23:09i'm not here for fun
23:11dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood
23:19i'll mobilize every team right now
23:21you have three days
23:22i'll be back
23:27everyone
23:27drop what you're doing
23:29full sweep on the leora and child
23:31every resource
23:32every contact
23:33now
23:34tell them poseidon's back
23:36yes boss
23:43poseidon's back
23:44let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead
23:57kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:59easy pickets
24:01let's move
24:14we'll make a nice stew
24:15surprise daddy for lunch
24:24a forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:27pathetic
24:31who are you
24:33dylan's orders
24:34come quietly to the stronghold
24:37or i drag your corpse back
24:39mommy
24:41who's the ugly goat man
24:43hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter
24:54don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding
25:14this forest is locked down
25:16surrender now
25:18i'll go with you
25:20on one condition
25:22let my daughter go
25:23no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:37kids mine
25:38you die
25:43you poisoned me
25:47my poison fog
25:48the more you fight
25:50the faster it rots you from the inside
25:53give up
25:54you've gone too far
25:56even if i die today
25:58i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded
26:03poisoned
26:05done
26:07the kid's coming with me
26:11don't touch her
26:12come at me
26:14feisty one
26:15dylan wants you dead
26:17but first
26:19i'm gonna have some fun
26:27such a pretty face
26:29all mine now
26:34let my mommy go
26:35you bastard
26:43lily
26:44lily
26:45run
26:46get out of here
26:51serve me well
26:52and i might let her run
26:54a little longer
27:02lily
27:09daddy
27:15your hands off her
27:24you touch my woman
27:25you're a dead man
27:32jack
27:34what the hell just happened
27:39you okay babe
27:40so you're the boyfriend
27:42too bad
27:43i'll snap every bone in your body
27:45with one hand
28:02jack
28:03keep lily safe
28:04long as i'm here
28:06you don't lose
28:07shut up
28:07and go
28:08now
28:21if i pull this vine
28:22the whole cliff
28:23goes with us demon
28:25run all you want
28:27my pack tears you both apart
29:19Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:46Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Okay. Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:59You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
30:15You're not human. Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:48Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
31:06right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:24That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:47Damn. You take a hit well.
31:49Let's enjoy this body.
31:51Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily.
31:57Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02No signal?
32:03You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming.
32:06Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
32:08No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:12Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first.
32:19Then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all want to come at once?
32:32Then die together.
32:33Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back?
32:48Where's Lily?
32:52Lily's safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:00Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now.
33:04And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse.
33:08And you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:13You?
33:14In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:23Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:38Step over my corpse first.
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine.
33:44I'll oblige.
34:13You're half dead already.
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking.
34:19Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:23This can't be.
34:48Ancient Ekethra.
34:50The coastal legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:57Our boss has real backing.
34:59He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards.
35:03No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg.
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me.
35:21Jack, stay behind me.
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack.
35:27Look around.
35:27We're surrounded.
35:28We could actually die here.
35:36My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson.
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand.
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:02Yourooms for Herrn.
36:02Let me teach this happy.觉
36:04so telling her, How
36:06shouldplin' You
36:06you journeys? I
36:06you. You living
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