00:14Yeah, here we are. Tuesday, one o'clock, chain of coffee.
00:20Oh, shit!
00:27Late as usual.
00:30Oh, there she is. She changed her hair. June!
00:33Oh, she'd be really pissed off.
00:36Surely she'd wait a few minutes.
00:38She's doing this to punish me, because I was a minute late 19 years ago.
00:43Please leave a message.
00:44Bet she's lost her phone again.
00:46Maybe she thought I meant one in the morning.
00:48I'm so tired.
00:49I'm so tired.
00:50She's always exhausted. She never does anything.
00:55She's probably got something wrong with her, as usual.
00:58My neck! My neck!
01:02Who goes to A&E with a stiff neck?
01:04It's actually spasmodic torticollis.
01:07Someone with a white coat gives it a Latin name. She's happy.
01:10She's very sympathetic.
01:12I think I've broken my foot.
01:13Oh, well. Come on. This way. It says it's this way.
01:17But the poem...
01:18Basically, she's an alcoholic.
01:20God, she's so controlling.
01:22June!
01:23This queue's shorter.
01:24This table's quieter.
01:26June!
01:27She even chose this meeting place, and now I'm standing here waiting for her.
01:32I've got loads to tell her.
01:33Not that she ever asks me anything.
01:35Ask her anything.
01:36She never shuts up.
01:37Then tells my stories as if they're hers.
01:39To me.
01:39And I just farted.
01:41And Elaine came in the caravan spraying air freshener.
01:47No respect for other people's stuff.
01:50Flattening the fringe every five seconds.
01:52She still owes me 17 quid from that meal.
01:54She never did.
01:55Give me back my screen printing kit.
01:57I promise I'll give it back.
01:58Make sure you do.
01:59My mum will kill me.
02:00She does that weird thing with her lips when she's cross.
02:05June!
02:06You there?
02:06Oh, hi, Mum.
02:07I'm just with June.
02:09That June who stole your screen printer.
02:10She didn't steal.
02:11I can't believe you're still thinking about that.
02:14Everything I got, she had to get.
02:21Even sexual attention.
02:23Like with that Lorenzo in Spain.
02:25That Lorenzo is staring at me.
02:28He's staring at me.
02:30June!
02:31June!
02:32Have you seen my friend?
02:34Nice friend.
02:35That's not my friend.
02:37June!
02:38June!
02:39That's disgusting!
02:40Well, you do it.
02:41It's just not you, June.
02:43What do you mean?
02:45I definitely said one.
02:47She doesn't actually listen.
02:49Who's your nan?
02:50Dead.
02:51Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
02:52It was just...
02:52It's fine.
02:53She never lets me get to the end of a scene.
02:54She's so self-absorbed.
02:56It's all me, me, me.
02:58I hate her.
03:00Five more minutes.
03:01And then I'm going.
03:03Is that her?
03:04Millie?
03:04Millie!
03:06Oh.
03:08She didn't call for five days when my mum died.
03:11And she slurps a drink.
03:13She wasn't there for me at all when Pat left.
03:16Constantly picking her teeth.
03:17I'm never going to speak to her again.
03:18I don't care what her excuse is.
03:20I'm going to give her a piece of my mind.
03:21I'm going to say, where the hell have you been?
03:23Sorry, it's just not good enough.
03:24I think it's better if we don't see each other anymore.
03:26Have a nice life.
03:26Yeah, see ya.
03:27Bye.
03:29And she clunks a cutlery on her teeth.
03:32Millie?
03:33Millie!
03:34June!
03:36Millie!
03:40HE LAUGHS
03:45I was at the chain of coffee over there.
03:47Well, I was at the chain of coffee over there.
03:49Two chain of coffees!
03:50That's outrageous!
03:52HE LAUGHS
03:53Hey, look what I found under my bed.
03:55Your printing kit.
03:56Keep it a bit long if you like.
03:58No, you have it.
03:59I don't want to carry you round town.
04:01It's covered in dust.
04:02Well, it's yours.
04:03It's yours now.
04:04All right, then.
04:05Well, shall we go and get a coffee?
04:06Yeah, I don't really like the chain of coffees, though.
04:08Have you been to that one near the bus station?
04:10Well, we can go to that one, you know, the one opposite...
04:11HE LAUGHS
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