00:07Hello Phillip. This is your grandfather.
00:11I'd like you to understand just a few things before you accept the gift of my home to you.
00:18Within Detroit, there is a house unlike any other in the city.
00:23Guess you just became a homeowner.
00:25There's no way someone would sell you a house, bro.
00:29Remember my weird ass grandpa?
00:31He died. Left the house to me and his will.
00:34What began as a celebration soon became a living hell.
00:38Hell yeah!
00:40Help!
00:42I will always be watching you.
00:44From now on, you'll be haunted by the breath of my presence.
00:49My heart may have stopped beating, but this, this is only temporary.
00:56From the team who brought you your favorite no budget horror picture, Blood Gorge.
01:14Come to the all new feature film.
01:19I'm so sorry Linda.
01:20I'm so sorry Linda.
01:21Fuck! Fuck! That's your fucking bag!
01:26What?
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01:37Metal Mare, fuck you.
01:45Okay, cut the fu-
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