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Death V.a.l.l.ey - Series 2 Episode 3
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00:26Betrayal has consequences.
00:30La Dieweth.
00:31Gwitian, have mercy.
00:33I can change.
00:35And change you shall, my dear.
00:37Perhaps you will show more wisdom as an owl.
00:42I'm cut!
00:43Average.
00:46Perfect.
00:47Wouldn't change a thing.
00:48Let's get the owl hander in, please.
00:49Quickly.
00:50Just a quick touch-up.
00:52Lovely.
00:53How's that mascara holding up, darling?
00:54I know I will spit when he shouts.
00:56There you go.
00:57My electrolytes, please.
00:58I'm dehydrating.
00:59How many times?
01:00Guys, this is a live set.
01:03Polyethylene plastics do not belong on a medieval Welsh hillside.
01:06Sorry, mate.
01:07My bad.
01:08Like I was saying, people think Bruce Lee was hard, but I could have taken it.
01:12Sorry, can I get my smoothie, please?
01:14Absolutely.
01:14I'm on it.
01:15Ben, can you bring Olivia's soy spirulina smoothie to set, please?
01:18But don't stress.
01:19Seriously, I don't want to be a pain.
01:21Olivia doesn't want to be a pain.
01:23Ben.
01:23Ben.
01:25Hello?
01:27Don't have you seen Ben?
01:27No, not since lunch.
01:29What's happened?
01:30Ben!
01:31Ben!
01:32We need you on set now!
01:34Also, Ben, bring a mop.
01:35Someone spooked the owl and he's whitewashed the set.
01:53I can't believe we're on a film set.
01:55Movies!
01:57We're in a caravan.
01:58I'm getting flashbacks to holidays in Rill.
02:00Ooh, curry.
02:03Mmm.
02:04Smells like a coma.
02:06Looks like a good one too.
02:08Almandy.
02:09No, this is a crime scene, not Saturday Kitchen, so.
02:11Mmm, sorry.
02:12I haven't had lunch yet.
02:15Er, blood-tinged plume of froth at the mouth and nose.
02:18From fluid build-up in the lungs.
02:21Looks like an opioid overdose.
02:23Heroin?
02:24Mmm.
02:24Not necessarily.
02:25We won't note all the blood results.
02:27Ooh.
02:28You had one of those mega-posh organizer notebooks.
02:32Yeah, I keep getting targeted ads for these.
02:34You, er, tick off your goals.
02:36Sort your life out.
02:37Hmm.
02:38You should go in.
02:39I've known cats more organized than you.
02:40No chance.
02:41They cost over a hundred quid.
02:42Plus, I've got my own organizer.
02:48Yeah, I'm allowing, ma'am.
02:50Hmm?
02:50This is Ash, the on-set medic.
02:53Tell her what you told me.
02:54Really?
02:55A joke about the nun and the horse.
02:57It's a bit blue.
02:57No, not that.
02:58Ben's movements.
02:59Oh, right.
03:00Yeah, yeah, I saw Ben, asked him to join me for lunch,
03:04but then he took his into Miss Whitmore's trailer.
03:06Who found the body?
03:07Oh, one of the costume bird people.
03:10Yeah.
03:10They alerted me.
03:11I entered the trailer at 14, 15 hours.
03:14Tried resuscitation, but it was game over.
03:18So, what are we looking at?
03:19You can tell me I'm ex-forces.
03:21Er, we're looking at you leaving and making a statement to DC Chowdry.
03:24OK, bye-bye.
03:26Bye.
03:27CID don't do bring your daughter to work day, no.
03:29No, don't.
03:30Hey, no.
03:31Hey, Kayleigh.
03:34Teenager.
03:34Wants to come to meet Olivia Whitmore, whatever that is.
03:37Oh, yeah, she's the star of this.
03:39It's a big Game of Thrones-y style series based on the Mabinogion.
03:43Wizards and Dragons.
03:44Can't stand that stuff.
03:46Right, what have we got?
03:47Ben Williams, 22-year-old runner.
03:50So, an athlete?
03:51Production runner.
03:52It's like an assistant.
03:53His body was found in Olivia's trailer.
03:57Suspected overdose, but something feels off.
03:59Go on.
04:00Well, he took his lunch in there.
04:03Curry, colma, good one.
04:04But, yeah, all of it.
04:06Normally, opioids suppress your appetite.
04:09Plus, look at this snazzy notebook.
04:12I mean, how many heroin users do you know with colour-coded to-do lists?
04:17Curry and a notebook.
04:19We need more than that.
04:21Have you finished those overtime reports?
04:22Obviously, I'm going to have to let them go.
04:26That was a joke.
04:28I was joking.
04:29I'm on it, sir.
04:30Malawan, don't neglect the basics.
04:32It's like getting dressed in the morning.
04:35Yes, you've got your exciting shirts, your fancy blouses,
04:38but where would you be without your underwear?
04:41Your pants, your socks, the basics.
04:43You see what I'm saying?
04:45Yeah, I think you're talking to a female officer about your underwear, sir.
04:48What?
04:50No, yeah.
04:51Yeah, I better, um...
04:57Hey, maybe next time we could do this in my new flat.
04:59What do you think?
05:02Oh, nice when it's furnished.
05:04It is furnished.
05:04It is.
05:05It's very bare.
05:06It looks like a bloody dentist.
05:08Where's your trinkets, your bric-a-brac?
05:11I've got a Billy Book case.
05:13Well, saying no more.
05:15Now, our victim, I think you're right.
05:19Glaring character, inconsistencies.
05:21So you agree with me? Murder?
05:24Oh, most certainly.
05:25It's a smart production one.
05:26You get to know everyone's secrets.
05:28Who's up to what?
05:30Do you think you'll turn this off?
05:32It's very distracting having my face staring back at me
05:34when I'm trying to deliberate.
05:36I can't believe I'm going to meet Atkins.
05:39Yes!
05:40Yes, it'll be great to see Randy again, actually.
05:43Mind you, they're quite the meteoric rise.
05:47Obviously, we're going to have to start with Olivia.
05:49What was Ben doing in her trailer?
05:51Hey, maybe you can ask if you can have a go.
05:55You know, do some acting on it.
05:57Ask if I can have a go?
05:59It's a multi-million dollar TV production,
06:01not a pub pool table.
06:04Anyway, I don't act anymore.
06:06You clearly still love it, though.
06:08All that glaring character inconsistency stuff.
06:12I have left the world of television behind
06:15and I do not miss it one iota.
06:19What was the buzz?
06:22All hands to the pump to extrude drama from thin air.
06:27It's all right, carry on, chaps.
06:29It's all right.
06:29You OK?
06:30Can I get you some cans?
06:31Oh, no, I don't drink when I'm on duty.
06:34No, no, cans are headphones.
06:37It's an industry term.
06:38It's all right.
06:39Hey.
06:41Here we go.
06:47I'm actually quite nervous.
06:48She's like a proper movie star.
06:50I've seen her on the red carpet, you know,
06:52looking all glam and posh.
06:55She's probably thinking I'm proper basic.
06:58Hiya, D.I. Malowan, Mid Wales Police.
07:00Can we ask you some questions, please?
07:02Yeah, sure, love.
07:03Come in.
07:04Mind that step, though.
07:05I nearly went out of a tit earlier.
07:07Oh, she's proper basic, just like you.
07:14Hey, the trailer's certainly had more bells and whistles
07:17since my leading man days.
07:19Oh, wow.
07:21Did you use to act too?
07:22I've dabbled, yes.
07:25So would you like detect a hint of a Port Talbot, like so?
07:31Uh-huh.
07:33Yeah.
07:33Fertile ground for the craft.
07:35Burton, of course.
07:37Yeah.
07:37Throw away respect, tradition, form and ceremonious duty,
07:41for you have but mistook me all this while.
07:53Can we ask you a few questions about Ben Williams?
07:56Erm, did he often have his lunch in here?
07:59Erm, sometimes, yeah.
08:02Well, isn't that a bit unusual?
08:05OK, I'm just gonna say it.
08:07Er, I let him hang out here because
08:10I felt bad for losing it with him last week.
08:14I shouted at him on set and,
08:16oh, God, please don't think I'm a diva.
08:18Of course not! No, no, no.
08:20But you brought me the wrong muffin.
08:22I'm not allowed wheat, alcohol, gluten, dairy, sugar or preservatives.
08:26And what else is there? Chips?
08:27Or starch.
08:28Oh.
08:29Yeah, so I just have this coconut flour courgette pulp chia seed muffin.
08:34Oh!
08:35It sounds wrong but it's actually really not.
08:38And it's my only treat.
08:39So when Ben messed it up, I just...
08:43Yeah, just lost it.
08:45Oh, my God, is that the Bludayworth headdress?
08:47Mm-hm.
08:49I always wanted to be Bludayworth at school.
08:53Yeah, I wasn't cool enough, though.
08:55I was always the owl.
08:57You do look a bit like an owl.
08:58Shut up, John Chappell. I do not look like an owl.
09:01You're cool enough to be Bludayworth.
09:03Shut up, Olivia Whitmore.
09:05I'm not cool, am I?
09:06Yeah!
09:07Yeah!
09:08Hey, come on, try it on.
09:09Really?
09:10Mm-hm.
09:10Oh!
09:13Oh!
09:15Oh!
09:16Oh, my God, I'm Bludayworth.
09:19I am Bludayworth.
09:20Do-we-doo.
09:22Do-we-doo.
09:24Do-we-doo.
09:25Do-we-doo.
09:25Did Ben have any, er, enemies?
09:29Ben-emies?
09:30He got on people's tits.
09:32Only one who liked him was Randall, weirdly.
09:35How's that weird?
09:36Oh, yeah.
09:36He's nice enough to important people, just, er, not everyone else.
09:41But...
09:41Yeah, he did go out of his way to be nice to Ben.
09:54Er, maybe drop the intense smile.
10:00Randy!
10:01He lives!
10:03John!
10:03Come on!
10:04Johnny!
10:05How long's it been?
10:07Too long, mate!
10:08Too long!
10:09Randy!
10:10Randy!
10:11This is Detective Inspector Janie Malawi.
10:14Please, call me Randall.
10:16Can't stand Randy.
10:17Come on in.
10:21Well, here, both.
10:22Caesar and Atkins to me.
10:24Yeah.
10:24Sorry, er, this is a bit of a cheese dream.
10:26I'm a bit of a Caesar fan.
10:28Oh, yeah.
10:29But you're so young.
10:31God, no, fun little show.
10:33Yeah.
10:34All changed for me now.
10:36Things have moved on a bit since your day, Johnny.
10:38My day?
10:39Hardly a relic.
10:41Only hung me boots up in 2015.
10:43Not 1915, mate.
10:45Yeah, we're here to talk about Ben Williams.
10:47Can you think of anything that could have got Ben killed?
10:49Er, any secrets?
10:51Secrets?
10:52On this production?
10:53No.
10:54Someone even leaked a story about me.
10:55Oh, the press.
10:57The press.
10:59Oh, how retro.
11:00No, no, it's the socials.
11:02Yes, my PR team shut it down.
11:04Apart for the course of being a big star.
11:06So, you are a policeman now, Jan?
11:10Consultant, yes.
11:12Ultimately, far more rewarding than acting.
11:15Finally using my talents to do something profoundly truthful.
11:21Good.
11:23Now, there's no shame in exploring other avenues when things get quiet.
11:27Things didn't get quiet, mate.
11:30When I retired, I was riding a 12 million viewer wave.
11:34Yes, the Sunday Times actually said...
11:36Er, back...
11:37Let's go back to the dead guy.
11:39Yes, back to him.
11:40And, um...
11:42Yeah.
11:42Did you see Ben on the morning before he died?
11:47No.
11:48No.
11:49I would have either been on set or here having a massage.
11:53Essential.
11:54I cracked some vertebrae falling from a horse in Bridgerton.
11:56Did you catch me in Bridgerton, John?
11:59Don't watch much telly, mate.
12:01Telly?
12:01How charming.
12:02No, it's all about the streamers nowadays.
12:04Acting's acting, Randall.
12:06Do you remember what I always used to say to you?
12:08When you boil it down, we do the exact same thing as Larry Olivier and Humphrey Bogart.
12:14Randall!
12:15We need you in costume.
12:16The Owls being a diva.
12:18I'm sorry.
12:20One really ought to knock before entering an actor's trailer.
12:24Easy mistake to make.
12:25I remember starting out myself.
12:26So much to take in, young lady.
12:28I know.
12:28John.
12:29John.
12:30Hmm?
12:30This is Magenta May, the director.
12:33Oscar winner, actually.
12:35Oh.
12:36I'm sorry.
12:37No, I'm so sorry.
12:39I, er...
12:39Oh, it's cool.
12:40It's fine.
12:41Don't sweat it.
12:44I was never a diva when I was the owl.
12:47Just saying.
12:49Up against it.
12:50Mm.
12:51Yes.
12:53Oh, well.
12:55How was I to know she's the director?
12:58She looks about six.
13:00And Randall, did you see how you treated me?
13:03I just saw two men waving their willies at each other.
13:05Abandonment issues?
13:07Oh, possibly.
13:08Chapel.
13:08Yes.
13:10Bloss of a nurturing father figure.
13:11Oh.
13:12Left to face the world alone.
13:13Yes.
13:14Are you listening?
13:15Sorry.
13:16No, er...
13:16Liv, text me.
13:17Olivia, text me.
13:19Thought you'd like this, Liv.
13:21Should you be texting a suspect?
13:24How is she so down to earth?
13:26You know she's going out with Matty Healey?
13:28The 1975.
13:30Tay Tay's ex.
13:31Oh, Tay Tay's ex.
13:33Oh, why didn't you say?
13:36But it does make Randall suspicious.
13:40I can't see him being nice to anyone,
13:42let alone a lowly runner.
13:44PHONE RINGS
13:46Mum, I've been looking through Ben's belongings.
13:49Yes?
13:50Well, it seems he had a ring in his pocket.
13:53Didn't think much of it at first,
13:55but I've had a closer look,
13:57and there's an inscription.
13:58I've sent you a pic.
14:00PHONE RINGS
14:00Oh, yeah.
14:02Carrie T. Emir.
14:06Who's Emir?
14:07A production crew list has a set decorator
14:09named Emir Davis.
14:11Thanks, Chowdhury.
14:12Why would Ben have a ring like that
14:14and not wear it?
14:16Was he having a secret relationship with Emir?
14:20I don't know.
14:22But I know what to find out.
14:23The epicentre of all on-set gossip.
14:27The make-up bus.
14:31Stepping on.
14:36Hello.
14:39Hello.
14:43No!
14:44Look from the eye front alive!
14:46John!
14:47Jodie!
14:48Oh, wait!
14:48No!
14:49God, no!
14:50Oh, my God!
14:51You silly sod!
14:52What are you doing here?
14:54No.
14:54You're not in this, are you?
14:55No, no.
14:56We're in a consulting capacity.
14:58Helping the police with their enquiries.
15:00The old Bill.
15:00How do you know they tell anyone nowadays?
15:02Aren't they, Justin?
15:03Yeah, yeah.
15:04Let me have a sickie,
15:05and I'll bring us both a cuppa,
15:06and I will reveal all.
15:08Mm-Charles will be a fine thing.
15:09Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
15:11Hello!
15:12Emir, set decorator.
15:14D.I. Janey Malawin.
15:15Hang on.
15:16I'm just working on my starlight tights.
15:19What's that?
15:19Is that a gym thing, or...?
15:21No.
15:23They're cave rock formations.
15:25Calcium carbonate deposits accumulated into an oblique, conic pinnacle.
15:31Oh, the drippy icicle thingies.
15:33We swap them about in set, so it looks like we're filming in different caves.
15:37Ah, fascinating.
15:39And if it's rock formations you're into, I've got a folder on my phone
15:42of every cave at the Welsh coast. I took some wonderful ones.
15:46I'm kind of up against it with the investigation. Otherwise, definitely.
15:50No, I wondered if you recognised this.
15:53This was found on Ben Williams' body.
15:57Were you two an item?
15:58No, no, no. That rings for my girlfriend.
16:02I thought I'd lost that in the caves.
16:05I was trying to form a helictite out of resin and it's such a twisty girl.
16:08Oh, please, please, please, get to the point.
16:10Well, it must have fallen out of my pocket and I guess Ben found it.
16:13Do you remember anything unusual from the day Ben, er,
16:18you know, er, he died?
16:21No.
16:21OK, er...
16:23No, no, Ben.
16:25Although, let's think.
16:26Mm-hm.
16:28This!
16:30This was weird.
16:32I'm used to people leaving stuff on set.
16:34Like, you know, coffee cup scripts, that kind of thing.
16:37But this...
16:38This struck me.
16:40This looks like somebody's medication.
16:43Hmm.
16:44Yeah, I'll have to take this in.
16:46What's interesting is that it was left in a scene with the dragon.
16:50Oh.
16:50And polypropylene's actually very heat resistant.
16:54OK, goodbye.
17:02What about Ben the runner?
17:04Well, I heard he and, um, Olivia had a big row.
17:07No.
17:07No.
17:08She's good as gold live.
17:09She's got a lot going on.
17:11Us make-up artists can always tell.
17:14Hands, nails, hair, dead giveaways.
17:18Oh, she's a sweetheart.
17:19Not like Randall.
17:20No, head wedged firmly up his backside now.
17:25Not many people like him here.
17:27Except Ash, the medic.
17:29Randall brought him on, actually.
17:31And he had the old medic sacked.
17:33He's all right, Ash.
17:35And if you want something stronger than an aspirin,
17:38he's your man.
17:39Hmm.
17:40Sounds like the sort of thing Ben wouldn't approve of.
17:44He did try and get Ash sacked once.
17:46For slipping a hangover cure in an actor's drink.
17:48It was just vitamins and caffeine,
17:51but Ben said it was spiking and he felt triggered.
17:55Honestly.
17:57Hmm.
17:58John, I was so sorry to hear about Ellen.
18:02Yes.
18:03Why, thanks, Donny.
18:04Yeah, it's been...
18:07Well, you know.
18:09Hmm.
18:11How about you?
18:12You and Charlie still together?
18:14No.
18:15No, it didn't work out.
18:17Oh.
18:17I try and take pleasure in the simple things now.
18:20What's that, long walks and log fires?
18:22Sitting down and rosé.
18:28Olivia's so normal for a megastar.
18:30We're actually really similar.
18:33Oh, yeah?
18:35Does she joel in her moustache in front of married at first sight Australia as well?
18:39No.
18:40But she is proper down to earth.
18:42Right.
18:43Our body.
18:44Toxicology showed high levels of morphine, but the interesting thing is you were right.
18:49I knew it!
18:51What about?
18:52There's no way it was an accidental overdose.
18:54Far too much in the system.
18:55Someone poisoned him.
18:56So it's definitely murder?
18:57Yeah.
18:58We tested that curry container you found in the bin.
19:00Veggie corma doused in the stuff.
19:03Good job you didn't lick the ball.
19:05You could have been the next victim.
19:06As if I would lick a bowl from the bin!
19:10That's happened like twice!
19:11Come on!
19:12Oh, no!
19:14Now, I've spoken to the catering crew.
19:17Ben didn't order the veggie corma.
19:20So how can they be sure?
19:21They must serve hundreds of lunches a day.
19:23There's a list.
19:24Most people had the curry.
19:25Magenta, the director, has her own personal chef.
19:28Of course she does.
19:30What's up with Bergerac?
19:31He's feeling old.
19:33He is old.
19:34You're not so decrepit.
19:36He can't hear every word you're saying.
19:38So, what else you got?
19:39I've been looking at Ben Williams' social media.
19:42He's got some serious gear.
19:44Designer headphones.
19:46New laptop.
19:47This is what's been bugging me about the notebook.
19:49I mean, Ben was a runner.
19:51Minimum wage.
19:52How could he afford any of this stuff?
19:54Maybe he was all nicked.
19:55Might be why he was in Olivia's trailer.
19:58You know, looking for something to steal.
19:59Hardly tallies with Dawn's description of a straight-laced stick.
20:04Good point, Chabble.
20:06So, are you actually talking to anyone?
20:10Apart from John Chabble's inner monologue, obviously.
20:12It's still early stages, sir.
20:15This is a high-profile case.
20:17You're a D.I. now.
20:18More's expected of you.
20:19Yeah, I know more's expected of me,
20:21which is why I've not had a day off in the last two months
20:23and I'm scraping by on five hours' sleep,
20:24so just back off, okay?
20:29Is everything all right, Malawan?
20:31I mean, do you want me to get in more help, or...?
20:35No, no, no, it's fine.
20:37Yeah, er, just lots going on, but, er, I'm on top of it.
20:41Surfing the wave.
20:43Coalbonga.
20:45Okay, well, if you say, yeah.
20:48Oh, er, I needed to let me know
20:50if you're going to bring in Olivia Whitmore for questioning.
20:52Yeah, I was hoping to ask her to sign some stuff.
20:55Not for me, for Kayleigh.
20:57I'm still in the doghouse, and, er,
20:59I have to get her to start talking to me
21:00before we go to centre-parks.
21:06I did some digging last night. Look.
21:11TV? Medic cleared over death?
21:13TV shoot six years ago.
21:15A lighting rig fell on a crew member's head.
21:18Ash checked them and didn't send them to A&E,
21:21and they later died in their sleep.
21:23An inquiry cleared Ash, but people still blamed him.
21:27Well, surely Dawn would have known about this,
21:29wouldn't you tell me?
21:30Plus, medic, who's more likely to have opioids.
21:33Oh, leave him to me.
21:34I want to be half a male like that.
21:36He's much more likely to open up
21:37to a rough-and-ready man's man like me.
21:39Oh, your little silk scarf is drooping.
21:42Oh, so it is.
21:49Turnover.
21:505.21, take three.
21:52Quiet!
21:53Action!
22:01Good job.
22:02Your dragons have corrupted you.
22:04They're dangerous.
22:05And how do you propose to stop them?
22:08Okay, now the dragons turn to stare at you, Liv.
22:11You're terrified.
22:17And dragons back off.
22:21Okay, cut!
22:23Okay, everyone.
22:24Take five.
22:25Great.
22:26Lovely.
22:26Very good.
22:27Very good.
22:28Very good, very good.
22:29Oh, vulnerable.
22:30It was mega!
22:31Aw!
22:32Perfectly pitched.
22:33Aw, thanks, J-Dog.
22:34Oh, it's D.I. Malawan.
22:36But I really like J-Dog, so please keep using it.
22:40I do need to talk to you about Ben.
22:43In private?
22:45Er, yeah.
22:46Cool.
22:49Here's your decaf ice latte.
22:50Cheers, babe.
22:52That's dairy.
22:53Do you want it?
22:53I'll take yours.
22:54You can get another one, surely.
22:55Nah, it's all right.
22:56You'll only get him in trouble.
22:57Go on, take it.
23:00Yeah, basically, I started off with karate, age six,
23:02then moved on to Judo, Taekwondo.
23:05Yeah, copy that.
23:05Bit of Tai Chi.
23:07And then he won't...
23:08Nice.
23:10Right.
23:11Oh!
23:13I'm feeling it today.
23:15Got up to no good last night with my old mate,
23:18Dr. Jack Daniels.
23:20Oh, yeah.
23:22I know him well.
23:23Oh, yeah, you...
23:26You don't have something you could sort me out with, do you?
23:31Well, I shouldn't strictly do this,
23:34because you're not crude.
23:35Sure.
23:37There you go.
23:39Not words, yeah?
23:40Especially around Princess Olivia.
23:43Not a fan of hers, eh?
23:45Up herself.
23:47She had a real go at me for slipping at one of these the other week.
23:50Look, if I see an actor spewing their guts up the morning after a big night,
23:54I'd dose them up.
23:55Of course, you've got to keep the show on the road.
23:57Yeah.
23:58Hey, uh, snacks, chocolate.
24:00And room perfection, no thanks.
24:01Jog on.
24:02I'm on the, uh, carnivore diet.
24:04Oh.
24:05Meat and eggs.
24:06Medic!
24:07Electrolytes, please.
24:09Two.
24:10Careful, roundle, old love.
24:12Any more water, wouldn't need a costume, get you a nappy.
24:17Yeah, I happen to suffer from dry mouth.
24:19But thanks for the concern.
24:20I was just making a joke, mate.
24:22You know, it's a bit of banter, like the old days.
24:24Well, not at my expense.
24:25I'm not that newbie you can patronise with your acting tips.
24:29What's this all about, really, roundle?
24:31Um, I apologise for leaving you in the lurch.
24:34But I...
24:35I had to walk away from Caesar because of personal reasons.
24:40Caesar?
24:42Oh, Johnny.
24:43I don't think about you or that little show any more.
24:46Nobody does.
24:48In fact, let's play a little game, shall we?
24:50Ah, costume girl Laura.
24:52Yeah, look, it's actually Lucy.
24:53Tell me.
24:54Do you know who this is?
24:56Er, no.
24:58Should I?
25:00Look him up online.
25:01What happened to John Chappell?
25:07You okay, old lad?
25:10I've not noticed anything missing.
25:13Why, was Ben nicking stuff?
25:16Maybe.
25:19I can't believe your trailer bathroom's, like, bigger than the one in my actual new flat.
25:25Huh, Bibs.
25:26This trailer's bigger than the entire flat I grew up in in Port Albert.
25:29How the windows work?
25:31Yeah, you might want to crack one open.
25:34Do you ever, like, pinch yourself?
25:37No.
25:38Er, slap myself, maybe, er, when I catch myself moaning.
25:42Aw, but, like, no, look at you now, though.
25:45Yeah, but...
25:46I weirdly miss it, though.
25:48Oh, God.
25:49Must sound mad.
25:51No, I get it.
25:54Yeah, like...
25:54This is my dream job, right?
25:57And I've worked my bum off to get it.
25:59But...
26:01It's relentless.
26:02Right?
26:02It's like, everyone thinks you've got it all.
26:04I know, I know.
26:05Yeah, and then, sometimes, you just, like, wish it was...
26:09Like...
26:09It was before.
26:11No, literally.
26:12Yeah.
26:12Yeah.
26:13God.
26:15People, they just talk such crap in this industry, but you just get it.
26:19Aw.
26:20Yeah, you do.
26:21Yeah.
26:22Hey, we should, erm...
26:24We should do a runner.
26:25Yeah.
26:25Go off somewhere.
26:26Yeah.
26:27I don't know, France.
26:28Oh, gosh.
26:29You know, work in a little cafe, selling baguettes.
26:32I can't.
26:33Oh, I mean, like, obviously, we can't.
26:35We're only messing.
26:36No, no, I really can't.
26:38Yeah, I used to work in a cafe, and I just used to drop things and cry all the time.
26:43Oh.
26:44Yeah, I've got really tiny hands.
26:48I think I'm past it, Dawny.
26:53You've got a point, though, don't you?
26:55Look at me.
26:57I'm yesterday's man.
26:58Wow.
26:59I got used to looking in the mirror and seeing me dad.
27:02Now, when I look, I see me old granny.
27:04Don't let Randall get to you.
27:06Don?
27:08I'm freaking out.
27:09You don't have a vape, do you?
27:11No, I quit, darling.
27:12I told you I'm back on the sickies.
27:13Why?
27:14The actor playing the shepherd's just been taken ill, and we've only got the owl today.
27:18We're screwed.
27:19Madge, I've just heard they're rescheduling my entire afternoon.
27:22It's outrageous.
27:24I know.
27:24John was a shepherd.
27:26When?
27:27At the birth of Christ?
27:28In that big epic drama we did.
27:31Well, not that one where Richard Chamberlain played Zeus, was it?
27:35Yeah.
27:35Yeah.
27:36Well, that was eons ago, wasn't it?
27:37You were brilliant.
27:38Well, anyway, it doesn't qualify me to play out with Sheppard on Earth, does it?
27:42We'll do whatever you need.
27:43Cut it right down, whatever works.
27:46No, I don't actually...
27:48I mean, it's not somehow...
27:48Yeah, listen, Madge, it's not fair to put the man on the spot.
27:51You know, John's far more used to talking the talk than walking the walk.
27:56Well, I'll do it.
27:57Yeah.
27:58Of the pages, please.
28:00Yeah.
28:01Madge!
28:03Madge!
28:03Madge!
28:07Can we make sure we have a chair nearby, please?
28:10For this one at his age?
28:12Yeah, scintillating banter, Randall, but should we cut it out now?
28:15Okay, go for a take.
28:17Positions, please!
28:18Yeah, sorry, Johnny, of course.
28:21Wouldn't you feel more comfortable playing detective with that little weirdo?
28:26It's such a cliche, Johnny, falling for a younger girl at your age.
28:29You're just taking your mind out of the gutter, Randall, are you?
28:31We just happen to work together well, that's all.
28:33Hanover!
28:355.23, take one.
28:38Oh, Johnny's made a little friend.
28:41Well, OK, well, so what?
28:42Yeah, she is a friend of mine.
28:44A bloody good one at that.
28:46The sort of person who thinks about others and doesn't say,
28:49oh, sorry about that, when someone's wife dies.
28:54Ellen's fond of you, Randall.
28:55She'd be very disappointed with what you've become.
29:00And action!
29:03What brings you here, Shepard?
29:07Your dragons, sir.
29:10They have decimated my flock.
29:12You would have them starve?
29:13You would do well to know your place.
29:17Well, my place is with my flock.
29:20You dare answer back to me?
29:24Aye.
29:26They may just be sheep to you,
29:29but they allow me to feed my family, my community,
29:34to create life itself.
29:39You speak of magic,
29:41but a man raising a flock,
29:46caring for them,
29:47leading them to the very end,
29:49whilst sustaining the lives of the whores he love.
29:53Well, that's the real magic, you.
29:58Your powers are mere
30:01chip tricks by comparison!
30:06Take this man away.
30:10OK, cut!
30:11Woo!
30:12Woo!
30:13Woo!
30:14Woo!
30:14Woo!
30:15Woo!
30:15Woo!
30:15Woo!
30:15Woo!
30:16Woo!
30:17Woo!
30:17That was incredible!
30:20Uh, Randall,
30:21it's taken from my sight,
30:22not taking this man away.
30:24Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
30:26Yeah, can we get him a chair, please?
30:28It looks like he could do with a bit of a sit-down.
30:31Then we had to do nine,
30:32no, ten more takes,
30:34because his eye kept twitching.
30:35Oh, I do wish you'd seen it!
30:37So, what have you learnt, then?
30:39From playing hooky with your new best trend.
30:42Oh, what is your problem?
30:43I'm maintaining a professional distance.
30:46OK, so I might have a new friend.
30:50I haven't had many since, Sian. This never happens to me.
30:53As in, it's clearly blinded you to the fact
30:55that she's been lying to us from the start.
30:57Liv hasn't been lying to me. What are you on about?
30:59She didn't send back her iced latte.
31:03Oh, well, obviously a murderer, then.
31:05She makes no fuss about being given an undrinkable drink,
31:08and we're supposed to believe she shouted at Ben over a muffin?
31:12No, it was something much bigger than a muffin.
31:15Something big enough for her to kill for.
31:19What's your evidence?
31:21This.
31:22Now, she told us that she shouted at Ben on the set,
31:26so I paid a visit to the sound recordist.
31:29Now, she took a very dim view on breaking the code of conduct,
31:32but I knew her mental.
31:34Yes, Roger Glass, a great man.
31:37We did an episode of Sharp together.
31:39I played the shouty and irascible.
31:41Oh, just get to the point.
31:44Right, well, she gave me Olivia's sound files for the day.
31:48Now, Ben is very faint, but Olivia's mic picks him up.
31:54I take no pleasure in doing this, you know.
31:57Drop the genius act and just play the tape.
31:59You're clearly gagging, too.
32:01You can't do this, Ben.
32:03Oh, I can.
32:05Unless you want me to tell everyone about your little secret.
32:08I can't believe you're listening on my private conversations.
32:10And I can't believe a word you say, apparently.
32:15What was the secret?
32:17I'm saying nothing.
32:20I think you're a lot like me.
32:22And like me, everything changed when you were a teen.
32:28Your whole world went upside down.
32:31And now, everyone thinks you've got it all.
32:34Things are great, but you don't want it.
32:37You want safety and normality.
32:40Which is why you were having an affair with Emir.
32:45No idea what you're talking about.
32:47You're such a good actor, I would have believed you.
32:50If it wasn't for this.
32:52Someone posted a picture of you at Danorogov Caves.
32:56The exact same day as Emir.
32:59Who doesn't enjoy a cave?
33:00Actually, quite a lot of people.
33:01They're quite niche.
33:03Ben was in your trailer stealing this ring
33:06so he could blackmail you about Emir,
33:09which is why you killed him.
33:12No, I wanted the truth to come out.
33:17You're right.
33:18I don't want this anymore.
33:21Definitely wouldn't kill for it.
33:22But it'd mean the end of you and Matty Healy.
33:25There is no me and Matty Healy.
33:26Oh.
33:27It's a PR sham my agent set up.
33:29But Emir, though, he's like...
33:32..normal.
33:34Isn't he?
33:35He cooks me spag bol.
33:38Interview terminated at 6.22.
33:42Look, I'm sorry, OK?
33:44It's just you lied.
33:45Yeah, we're done.
33:46And I thought...
33:52I just don't see her as our killer.
33:54I don't trust her, but maybe somebody killed to protect her.
33:58I'm here.
33:59God.
33:59He wouldn't need to use opioids.
34:01He could just bore Ben to death.
34:03I can't think without my morning injection of caffeine.
34:09Would you care to join me in a double espresso?
34:12No, thanks.
34:13Even though those tiny cups make my hands look normal size.
34:15I've been reading up about caffeine.
34:17It's not good for you.
34:18Plus, there's loads of side effects.
34:23I think I know who did it.
34:24I think I do, too.
34:26But I don't think it's who you think of this.
34:27But I know why you might think that.
34:29You just haven't thought enough about why they would think that.
34:31Just shut up and let's go.
34:33Right.
34:40Calling me in on my day off.
34:41I'm supposed to be Zoom mentoring a RADA student.
34:43This won't take long.
34:45Just need to clear a few things up.
34:47How was lunch, Ash?
34:49Vegetarian lasagna look good on the menu.
34:51Oh, no, you can't have that, can you?
34:53No, because of your carnivore diet.
34:55Yet, on the day of Ben's murder,
34:58catering said that you ordered the veggie korma?
35:01Uh, yeah.
35:04Well, they just had it down as curry.
35:06I thought it would be lambouna or something,
35:08not rabbit food.
35:10I binned it.
35:11No, you didn't.
35:12No, you spoke to Ben after you both ordered lunch.
35:17He'd ordered the chicken much more up your street.
35:20So you switched the meals without him noticing.
35:23Okay, okay.
35:25I swapped it.
35:26Yeah.
35:27I didn't say anything because it looks bad,
35:29but I didn't kill him.
35:31Why would I?
35:32Because he knew about your little drug sideline.
35:37Strong opioids.
35:39Thanks to Emir's keen eye for detail,
35:41we know that an empty bottle of opioids
35:43was left on the set the day Ben died.
35:46It's more due to the high visibility of your modern tempered plastic.
35:51No.
35:51Not now, Babes, yeah?
35:52Okay, okay.
35:53You can't link that to me.
35:55That could have been anyone's.
35:56And even if it was true,
35:58I wouldn't kill someone over it.
36:00No, your reputation was already tarnished
36:03after the negligent death of the crew member on a set years ago.
36:07But someone's reputation stood to be ruined.
36:12Didn't it, Randall?
36:13Oh, God.
36:15This Hessian is really chafing my bits.
36:18Oh, God, I'm getting a rash.
36:19I'm going to Crete next week.
36:21Er, yeah.
36:22We're just in the middle of something right here
36:24and we're just getting to the good bits.
36:25So do you mind...
36:27popping off?
36:31See?
36:32Come to Settlander.
36:34No, no, no.
36:35Leave the Settlander.
36:35It was you who left the empty bottle on set.
36:40You've been taking the painkillers for your back pain
36:43ever since you fell off that horse.
36:44Me?
36:45Drugs?
36:46It's absolute rubbish.
36:48Of course, yes.
36:50The side effects of opioid addiction include mood swings
36:55and a dry mouth.
36:57That's why you always use ash.
36:59The only medic dodgy enough to get you the drugs
37:03you need to perform.
37:06Ben found out I was blackmailing you.
37:09So what happened, Randy, eh?
37:12Showered him in gifts.
37:13So I gave him a few things.
37:16I'm not a killer.
37:17John.
37:18Johnny.
37:19Please.
37:20We're old pals.
37:21No.
37:22You're not a killer.
37:24You're just cancelled after this.
37:27You wouldn't kill Ben.
37:29In fact, nobody wanted to kill Ben.
37:33The opioids were in Ash's curry because somebody wanted to kill Ash.
37:38Because he was a danger.
37:40No.
37:41No.
37:42I'm not.
37:42I'm a medic.
37:43I help people.
37:44Like with your hangover cures.
37:46Which would have harmed your unborn baby, wouldn't it, Olivia?
37:51Throwing up after the big night out.
37:53When we all know you don't drink alcohol.
37:56This morning sickness.
37:58Can't if you'll have some secrets?
37:59It all started a few weeks ago.
38:01When Ash slipped you one of his hangover cures into your soy spirulina smoothie.
38:08Filled with caffeine and every vitamin under the sun.
38:11Not good for a pregnant woman.
38:13Yeah?
38:14Okay.
38:15So what if he did?
38:16I didn't drink it.
38:17No, you're hypervigilant about everything you consume.
38:21But Ash's gung-ho attitude, risking Olivia's health, her baby's health,
38:26was enough to tip someone else over the edge.
38:31Wasn't it, Dawn?
38:35What?
38:40Oh, God.
38:42Oh, come on, darling.
38:44You know me.
38:45I do, Dawny.
38:46And that's what makes this so hard.
38:51I know your intentions were good.
38:55Ash joins the crew.
38:57Everyone knows he got away with murder.
38:58It was a ticking time bomb.
39:00You also knew that Olivia was pregnant working with her hair and nails every day.
39:06Makeup artists could just tell.
39:07She could have got hurt.
39:09We're like family.
39:10No, it was more than just that.
39:12The crew member who died six years ago.
39:16I should have put two and two together.
39:20It was your Charlie, wasn't it?
39:24That's why it didn't work out.
39:27How can someone just get away with that?
39:30Everyone knew it was his fault.
39:33You intercepted his curry out of the catering truck and filled it with enough morphine to kill him.
39:38Dodgy medic.
39:40High on his own supply.
39:42Nobody would have thought it was murder.
39:44And you had your own supply of strong opioids.
39:50What is it, Dawny?
39:53Cancer?
39:56Oh, Dawny.
39:59Lung.
40:01Terminal.
40:03I'm not told anyone.
40:06Well, you didn't need to tell me.
40:08I've lived it, remember?
40:11Ellen?
40:12You shouldn't be allowed to hurt people.
40:14Pocket old black love.
40:15Oh, no. I didn't know he'd give it to Ben.
40:18Poor lamb. He had his whole life ahead of him.
40:21Yeah.
40:21He could have gone on to blackmail even more great actors.
40:24I'm so sorry, Dawny.
40:26No, no, no.
40:27No, I'll be okay.
40:29I've got no pension.
40:30What am I going to do, you know?
40:31Work till I keel over.
40:34At least in jail I've got bed and board.
40:38Shall we?
40:51You okay?
40:53Yeah.
40:56What's that?
40:58Oh, Magenta sent me some of her work.
41:01She's very good.
41:02So, she wants me to be in her next project.
41:05Huh?
41:05I don't know.
41:07Well, seriously?
41:08That's brilliant.
41:10Congratulations, John Chappell.
41:13Just heard the news.
41:14Well done.
41:14Well, it's nothing concrete at the moment,
41:16but I don't even know what the show is.
41:19What?
41:19I'm talking about the arrest.
41:21Good work, Malawan.
41:22Right.
41:22Is Olivia around?
41:24In her trailer.
41:25Great.
41:26Got a poster my daughter wants sign in.
41:28And some hot pants.
41:33Oh, no, no, no.
41:36So much for being cancelled.
41:39Look, he's checked himself into rehab.
41:42Look, my dry mouth hell.
41:44Look at that.
41:45Look.
41:47I had hoped he'd use this to turn himself around,
41:50but no, he's learned nothing.
41:51He's playing the media game.
41:54Well, I'm afraid he's on the slippery slope
41:57to eating kangaroo balls.
41:59Apparently, Olivia's given up acting.
42:02After she wraps on this job,
42:04she's off to lead a quiet life with Emir.
42:06Well, maybe, away from celebrity,
42:10you can make amends.
42:12Nah, you may not trust your mates, aren't you?
42:14Even if that means them telling you
42:16that your flat looks like a dentist's.
42:20Yeah, probably was a bit insensitive then.
42:23Actually, I got you a house-warming gift
42:29to make up for it.
42:34Now, I know you didn't like playing the owl,
42:38but that is what you are.
42:42Small, tenacious, solitary, but smart.
42:47Ta-da!
42:49Oh, I love it!
42:53Nah, it's nothing.
42:55It's absolutely nothing at all.
42:56There's a little notebook there.
42:58Oh!
42:59Oh!
43:01Oh, thank you, John Chaffell.
43:03All right.
43:04Yeah, and, erm...
43:06And I didn't miss your big scene.
43:08I...
43:08I heard what you said about me.
43:11Tyrandall.
43:12It's the...
43:13Oh, me neck!
43:14My neck!
43:17That's...
43:17Yeah, I asked your...
43:19your friend on, er...
43:20to give me the sound files
43:21so I could hear it back.
43:24What did you think?
43:26Of the scene?
43:27Yeah.
43:28Yeah.
43:29It...
43:29It's not my kind of thing, you know.
43:31Mm-hmm.
43:31But it's, erm...
43:33It's a little bit hammy, but...
43:37Mm!
43:39Hammy?
43:40Yeah, well, it's...
43:41It's fantasy, isn't it?
43:42Er...
43:43It's...
43:43It's a bit...
43:44Unrealistic, you know.
43:45And...
43:46And the...
43:47The emotional truth?
43:49Oh, God.
43:50I wish I hadn't opened my mouth.
43:51You were brilliant, okay?
43:52You were fantastic.
43:53Oh!
43:54Curl surprise!
43:55It went straight over your head!
43:57You're just calling me short now?
43:58No, I'm calling you a philistine.
43:59I don't know what that means.
44:01Who is the highest you're trying to see?
44:05Are there many times?
44:06Are there any people ready?
44:28Whatever.
44:29It may be on top of the main track on part,
44:29Are there any other people?
44:29I'm calling you a reptiles voor mij,
44:30I'm calling you.
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