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00:01It happened two years ago.
00:05How I wish I could burn it from my memory.
00:11I've always had a big crush on you.
00:14Since my first year actually.
00:20Listen kid, I hate ugly girls.
00:32I wish I could burn.
00:34Kimi!
00:52Whoo!
00:55Ahh!
01:04Hey, keep it down, Joey.
01:06What's up?
01:07What's up?
01:07What's up with you?
01:09Why are you acting so calm when today's the day?
01:12Uh, it is the day that girl's supposed to come, isn't it?
01:15Oh, yeah.
01:16Was that today?
01:20Now, there's a little thing I need to ask of you gentlemen.
01:24Gentlemen?
01:24Why so formal?
01:25Actually, it's because I've decided to have my niece move into this mansion.
01:30A girl, huh?
01:31Lucky us.
01:32And then?
01:33And then I'll be expecting you gentlemen to train her to be a lady of the respectable kind.
01:39This is bullpocky!
01:41Why shouldn't we train your niece?
01:44Because if you boys do turn my niece, Sanako, into a lady, there'll be a reward.
01:50All your living expenses here will be free!
01:54Free?!
01:55For real?!
01:56Please say you're not yanking our-
01:58Hold that thought.
01:59If you fail, your rent will triple.
02:01What do you say?
02:05We accept your challenge.
02:06I'm so relieved.
02:08Now I can take off without worries.
02:10Huh?
02:11Take off?
02:12Can we get a bit more clarification on that?
02:18Ah, sweet adventure!
02:20A woman can't live in a place without love!
02:23That wasn't an answer!
02:25I'm all around the world on a quest for the one love great enough to fill this heaving bosom!
02:31You boys take care of the rest!
02:33Adios, amigos!
02:37She's something else!
02:38Yeah, and you know what that something is!
02:40Oh, don't worry!
02:41It's covered!
02:43Have you forgotten we have the great Ranmaru on our side?
02:46Exactly!
02:48That sweet flower of womanhood!
02:50Once we've welcomed her to our modestly endowed abode in the proper fashion, what could possibly go amiss?
02:57I don't know how about food, dammit!
02:59Um, food?
02:59Yeah, like what if this Tsunago girl can't even cook!
03:02In case you morons haven't noticed, we haven't ate anything edible to eat since Annie left!
03:06UGH!
03:06I'm freakin' rabbit is starving!
03:08So that's why you've been so bad-tempered.
03:11Pathetic.
03:12It is not pathetic!
03:13Food is the basis for all human life!
03:15Sure, sure.
03:16Stop condescending me!
03:17I'll sure-sure your ass!
03:19I'm close again.
03:20No kidding.
03:21I think I'm going to gather a few roses before our princess arrives.
03:25Will you join me, Yuki?
03:26Sure!
03:28Huh?
03:28Hey!
03:30Something's in there!
03:31Really?
03:31Oh, it's probably just a cat or something.
03:34That's true.
03:35Here, pussy pussy!
03:37Meow!
03:38Meow!
03:40What's wrong?
03:41Hey, Yuki!
03:43I'm enough already!
03:47No!
03:49AHHHHH!
03:54AHHHHH!
03:55AHHHHH!
03:55It's a ghost!
03:57Wait!
03:58Calm down!
03:58It's a human!
03:59I think!
04:00You're sure?
04:01You know, she does look kinda human.
04:03It does, but the more I look-
04:06Well, as human she looks!
04:07Look at that untempted, overgrown hair!
04:09And that 500 yen sweatshirt with mysterious stains is bad enough, but add that amoeba patterned skirt and shoes that
04:15don't even deserve to be called sneakers and-
04:17How can it be?
04:18I don't wanna say it, but is it possible your name is Sanako?
04:24How can it be?
04:26How can this be the girl we better rant on?
04:29Welcome, Miss Sanako.
04:31Please let me show you to your room.
04:33It's right this way.
04:42Um, excuse me?
04:44Your stuff cut here earlier, so I put it in your room.
04:50What's with the hair?
04:51How can you stand having those bangs in your eyes?
04:54Cut them off!
05:01That's enough!
05:02Say what?
05:02It's none of your business anyway, so just shut up and leave me alone!
05:08Did you hear that?!
05:10What's your damn problem?!
05:11Stop it!
05:11Restate yourself!
05:13I'm scared! I'm scared!
05:14I'm scared!
05:15This needs to be so abnormal!
05:22If I were to cut my bangs, I-
05:26Oh my god! Are they celebrities or something?!
05:31Okay, so what do we do now?
05:33We certainly didn't sign up for that!
05:36I don't like horror stuff.
05:39That Hellspawn princess is too much to handle, even for me.
05:42Ow!
05:44I mean, if she were a normal girl, she'd eventually open up with a little charm.
05:49But I hate having to put on a fake smile more than anything!
05:52And when I think about having to do it with her, I get all-
05:55Wait!
05:56When have you done this before?
05:58Well, we've gotta try!
06:00Otherwise, our Red will-
06:03Excuse me, may I take your order?
06:05What a normal girl!
06:10How about me?! How about me?!
06:12I'm very normal!
06:14I won a normal girl contest!
06:17Okay, enough of that scene.
06:24Farewell, my sweet young kittens.
06:30Jesus, you're such a man-slut!
06:32What's wrong with wanting a little take-out to go?
06:37I don't wanna do this.
06:39Why, Harushi?
06:40Why?
06:42Why do I have to live here?
06:45Oh, Sanako!
06:48I thought you might be hungry.
06:50We brought some yummy take-out.
06:52Would you dine with us?
07:04Ahh!
07:10That was scary!
07:11I think I went myself!
07:13Hey, Kyouhei!
07:14Get your butt over here!
07:15If you want her to cook, come ask her yourself!
07:18It's too scary!
07:19You don't have to chew the scarier.
07:21Damn.
07:26I hate this other right.
07:28Like, thanks to me.
07:30The darkness is my only sanctuary.
07:34Oh, wow.
07:38Has anyone had a brainstorm yet?
07:41Nah, my prospects are all crumbling.
07:43Your prospects?
07:44Yeah.
07:45Like, in one scenario, I'd help her unpack and notice that a lot of her things are pink.
07:49Sanako, I see you like the color pink.
07:51And then she'd say, what girl doesn't like pink?
07:53Then I'd say, I'd love to turn your skin pink.
07:55Oh, Rapparu!
07:56Oh, Sanako, then we'd reach for each other, gaze into each other's eyes, and say...
08:00That's way too long.
08:01Too long?
08:02And where's Kyohei, by the way?
08:04Who knows?
08:05Can it be too long?
08:34Oh, Sanako, I see him.
08:43Oh, Sanako, I see him.
08:50Miss Sanako!
08:51Go away!
08:52Leave me alone!
08:53What just happened?
08:54Kyohei, did you just hit her, you brute?
08:57What in the hell is wrong with you?
09:00One look at me and you start screaming?
09:02Ordering me to leave?
09:03Can't you see I'm just trying to be nice to you in exchange for the free rent?
09:08Rent?
09:09Uh-oh.
09:10She's older.
09:11That's right, free rent.
09:12Why else would anyone in their right mind try to talk to you?
09:15Why else would anyone want to be in this scary ass room?
09:18What scary...ass room?
09:30Hey, wait a second.
09:33Are you afraid of men?
09:35Did you have a bad experience or something?
09:38He is half naked.
09:39Now we understand.
09:40I'm so sorry, Sanako, but we'll try to be more careful from now on.
09:45You're wrong!
09:47Huh?
09:47That's not why!
09:48Just leave!
09:49No, wait.
09:50We were just trying to help.
09:52Will you just get out of here already?
09:57Okay, fine.
09:58If you hate us that much...
10:00Just do whatever you want!
10:07I can't believe a man that beautiful actually exists.
10:12How am I supposed to live with those beautiful, shiny creatures?
10:16Run!
10:16Hurry up and run!
10:21You idiot.
10:23I can't believe you told her about the rent.
10:25Yeah, and if she tells auntie, we'll be getting triple rent for sure.
10:29Yeah, well, you guys snapped on her too!
10:32Only because she's so unreasonable.
10:34I'm still in a state of shock over learning that there are girls in this world who aren't princesses.
10:39So what now?
10:41Are we stuck paying the rent or what?
10:43What?
10:43Hmm...
10:45Hmm...
10:47Kyouhei?
10:48What's up?
10:49Oh.
10:50It's nothing.
10:52Nothing.
11:08If I can't stay in town...
11:12We'll live in the sewers.
11:14I'll just sleep here.
11:15Hey, girlie.
11:17Wanna party with us?
11:22Yes, I'm right!
11:24A ghost!
11:25Huh?
11:25A ghost?
11:26You're right.
11:27It's for real!
11:28She's right there!
11:29Just walk!
11:31Why?
11:32Why is there no place in this world for an ugly girl?
11:37It's right!
11:38I want to see the ghost!
11:42Wait out, you ghost girls!
11:50Look, she fell!
11:52Are you gonna help her?
11:53Hell no!
11:54Not unless she's cute!
11:56Did the poor little girl's girl fall down and go boom?
12:05Why? Why is this happening to me?
12:09Why?
12:10Why?
12:22If this is how it will be, I want to melt into the darkness.
12:42Geez, what kind of lame-brained idiot runs away from home just because somebody told her off a little?
12:55Please don't worry about the rest!
12:58Oh, for crying out loud.
13:05Come on, we need to go.
13:09Don't you know girls shouldn't be out by themselves this late?
13:13Are they shooting a movie or something?
13:16Go home! There's nothing to see here!
13:18Don't say anything, okay?
13:21To the others, I mean. About me coming after you.
13:25Who knows what they'd say if they found out.
13:34Shut up, you!
13:35No!
13:37Are you sure you can cook?
13:39Can't we just go out and eat?
13:40With whose money, you moron?
13:42We can't even pay the rent!
13:43Let's just call some girls.
13:45No way, they're way too noisy.
13:46Just shut up! I said I'd cook, dammit!
13:49It's just dinner, so what's the big-
13:53Someone seems to be making a big deal over just dinner.
13:56Well, this was already bound to be a disaster, even though we don't even know if Sin Uncle can cook!
14:01So speak of that anymore! Since it's come to this, we'll have to live with the idea of paying rent
14:05and cooking for ourselves!
14:06I guess you're right. After all, how can we ever establish a line of communication with someone who holds up
14:11in her room and won't even talk to us?
14:13Hmph, yeah! Auntie sure set us up!
14:16Kyohei, I'll help out! So hurry and cut the vegetables!
14:19Cut your own dammit!
14:28I thought you might be hungry. Did you have a bad experience?
14:33You'll try to be more careful from now on.
14:35Don't you know girls shouldn't be out by themselves this late?
14:43Ew! What are you doing here?!
14:45You wanna sit!
14:49Shut her who do you think's gonna get eviscerated first okay? He'll definitely be the first
15:19For the love of God someone call 911!
15:46Oh my god this is so good!
15:52Unbelievably awesome!
15:56Look I'm sorry about earlier okay?
16:05Bye
16:06No wait!
16:07I do believe you just lit my fire. You're a good cook and don't look so bad from the back.
16:13This could have some potential.
16:15Aw man! For a minute I thought he meant the other one's on fire again!
16:19Shoot go player!
16:20He's working it!
16:21Now let's see what's under that bird's nest.
16:24I'll show you.
16:25No! How did I just put that?
16:27Now wait just a second! You got to scream when you saw my face and now you don't want to
16:31show us yours?
16:32Sorry it's ponytail time!
16:34Does this seem sadistic?
16:36You mean he's the spadest?
16:38I showed you mine and you show me yours! Bite up those nattie bangs and show me how ugly you
16:43are!
16:43Will you shut up and stop moving dammit!
16:46In a strange way it's kinda erotic.
16:49And yet you're not erotic at all.
16:52I haven't even seen my own face in two years! Stop doing this!
16:56Why can't you stop struggling!
16:58No!
16:59Turn left!
17:01You!
17:01No!
17:01No!
17:04No!
17:05No!
17:06No!
17:06No!
17:07Sorry!
17:34Oh no, they saw it!
17:37They saw my ugly face!
17:42What the hell?
17:43It's normal.
17:44I'm boring.
17:45Oh, we're sorry, Sunako.
17:47I think we all got a little carried away.
17:49Yeah, don't cry, Sunako.
17:50You're really very cute.
17:52Don't say anything!
17:54I don't...
17:57Those...
17:58Those...
17:59aren't your faces!
18:01Sunako!
18:07Happy...
18:23She's got a unibrow!
18:25Her lips were cracked!
18:27And her skin! Awful!
18:30How could a girl be okay with that?
18:33It's not okay at all!
18:35Treacherous flower! It fooled us!
18:37But you know, it's no fun unless she's a little uglier than that!
18:42Man, was that all? That was nothing! Nothing!
18:47And actually, don't you think her skin problems are manageable?
18:51Oh, leave it to moi!
18:54The Road to Womanhood!
19:01For the heartbreak of dry skin and psoriasis,
19:04Take a lavish amount of skin toner in hand and apply it to your skin, gently patting it on.
19:09Repeat the moisturizing process several times until your skin feels fully hydrated.
19:13Then apply another layer of toner and gently massage it into your pores.
19:19Scrubbing too hard will aggravate the condition.
19:21So always use a non-abrasive cream or lotion!
19:25Hey, do you guys actually do that?
19:27Do we do what?
19:28The light! I'm melting!
19:36Telephone.
19:37Telephone.
19:38Too much work to pick this up, huh?
19:42Well, hello there.
19:43Ah! Auntie!
19:45Auntie!
19:46Uh, oh, uh, well, uh, hello, Auntie dear.
19:49Hm?
19:55You wanna know how Sanako's doing?
19:57She's changing into a wonderful lady of course.
20:00What?!
20:00Sure, just leave it to-
20:02Ah!
20:03She looks even more suspicious than before!
20:05It's as if she's detached herself from all humanity!
20:08We're supposed to make that into a lady?!
20:11Impossible!
20:16And yet, there is...
20:18The Runt!
20:20We have no choice!
20:23We will change Sanako into the perfect lady!
20:26We'll do it!
20:27Or die trying!
20:30I love slimy seaweed tea!
20:32We've gotta do it!
20:33We've got to!
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