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Best🎄❄️The Lost Heir- A Christmas Reckoning ENGSUB
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00:04I bet Santa is gonna bring you a hundred gifts.
00:08Wallet!
00:09Hey!
00:10Now!
00:15That's it?
00:18I have my son with me.
00:28Look, Dad!
00:30Santa's on his way home.
00:31We gotta get back.
00:32But I wanna buy something for you.
00:36For me?
00:37Come on!
00:38Alright.
00:40How much?
00:41Five bucks.
00:47One...
00:49Two...
00:51This actually looks like five bucks to me.
00:53Sure.
01:00Merry Christmas, Daddy!
01:05Best gift ever got.
01:16Dad!
01:17Dad!
01:25Silly!
01:26Help!
01:29Daddy?
01:32Daddy?
01:36I made Christmas cookies.
01:41Remember?
01:43Whoever finds the nut, gets a Christmas wish.
01:48Is that so?
01:50Mr. Moore.
01:54I wanted to update you.
01:57The bullet.
01:59It shattered your spine.
02:03What does that mean?
02:05It means...
02:07Your dad can't walk anymore.
02:09I'm sorry.
02:19I heard what the doctor said.
02:23Maybe I can find someone who can help you get better.
02:39My dad's hurt.
02:43My dad's hurt.
02:44Excuse me?
02:45My dad's in the hospital.
02:47Can you help him?
02:49Somebody has to help my dad!
02:51My dad's hurt.
02:57My dad's hurt.
02:58My dad's hurt.
03:00My dad's hurt.
03:00My dad's hurt.
03:02Troy?
03:04Troy?
03:04Troi?
03:06Daddy, don't be sad.
03:12I'm going to find someone who can fix you.
03:15Don't worry.
03:16I'll be back before dinner.
03:17Love, Troy!
03:23Troy?
03:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:25Troy!
03:36Troy! Troy, where are you?
03:41No.
03:42No.
03:47I promised him I would always protect him.
03:58I know tonight will be a celebration of our incredible breakthrough, but my primary directive, and the only thing that
04:05will ever matter to me, is finding my son.
04:08I know, sir. And we will never stop searching.
04:40Good morning.
04:41I'm the captain's brightest engineer, Sabrina Cross, and I'll be traveling to our Minnesota branch to thank her in person
04:47at the company Christmas party.
04:49And deliver her a bonus check for $10 million.
04:56Merry Christmas.
05:15Battery's worth more than your salary.
05:17Well, not after I get my half of that patent bonus the CEO is awarding you.
05:22Babe, you know that award is mine.
05:26You are just a glorified janitor.
05:30What?
05:32It's my invention I gave it to you.
05:34And, Troy, babe, I came up with like 90% of it. You were just there for the grant work.
05:44Okay, I sketched the blueprint on my kitchen table.
05:48And I filed the patent.
05:52We're partners.
05:54We're gonna be married soon.
05:57What's yours is mine.
06:00Right?
06:02We're partners.
06:04We're gonna be married soon.
06:06What's yours is mine.
06:08Right?
06:09Yeah, yeah, sure.
06:11Maybe I'm just remembering it wrong.
06:15Babe, you okay?
06:16I just, I designed that patent.
06:19Like, I remember the wires, the diagrams.
06:21You think you remember.
06:23You're just confused.
06:25I mean, you were hit by a car 20 years ago, and ever since then...
06:32I mean, you didn't even remember who your parents were.
06:34That's why the hospital had to give you to an orphanage.
06:38Since we're on the subject of weddings,
06:41I know that you haven't officially proposed yet,
06:45but I found the most beautiful wedding dress,
06:49and it was only $10,000.
06:51Dollars.
06:53Yeah.
06:57Oh, do you want me to send it to you?
06:59You're so sweet.
07:04Aw, thanks, babe.
07:11Well, I should probably get back to work.
07:13Okay.
07:25Pathetic half-wit.
07:27As soon as I get that $10 million award,
07:30you'll be useless to me.
07:34Boss, I received a blood sample from the underground blood bank yesterday.
07:38Mm-hmm.
07:39I tested it, and the results just came in.
07:41It appears to be Troy.
07:43You sure?
07:44That's what it says.
07:47A blood bank?
07:50My son is selling his blood?
07:51How can that be?
07:52I don't know, but that's not all.
07:54The blood sample came from the same city
07:56that Sabrina Cross filed her neuropatint in.
07:58That's the city we're going to today.
07:59Could it be?
08:03They said your brain still works.
08:06Just not your legs.
08:09So I do this.
08:14If we could trick your body into thinking it's not broken,
08:20you could walk again, right?
08:24Right.
08:27Yes.
08:28It must be him.
08:30You know, he said he was going to find a way to fix me.
08:32Well, he did it.
08:34He's got to be there.
08:35Grace, get the plane ready.
08:36Come on.
08:37I'm going to find him and bring him home.
08:45I'm going to find him.
08:46Sir, as you know, the inventor of the technology, Sabrina Cross,
08:48works out of our Minneapolis office.
08:50I am now being informed that her long-time boyfriend works there as well.
08:53Okay. What's his name?
08:55Troy Parker.
08:56Now, do not get your hopes up.
08:59There have been many people that have used this name,
09:01but rest assured that our team is investigating this individual as we speak.
09:05Keep going now.
09:11Wait. Wait. Stop the car.
09:16Enjoy.
09:18Interested in buying cookies?
09:20They're all homemade by me.
09:21Well, they look delicious.
09:26Titan. You work for Titan?
09:29Why are you selling cookies?
09:30Well, I'm saving up for my wedding.
09:32I love my fiancee and I love cookies,
09:34so why not try to make a little extra cash?
09:36Well, I like that. I like that initiative.
09:39You know, you remind me a lot of my son.
09:41He would have been about your age.
09:43Probably about to start a family team.
09:48Specialty.
09:49Oh, thank you.
09:52Mmm. Smells like Christmas.
09:54Seek a recipe, you find a surprise in the center, and make a wish.
09:58Why does that watch look so familiar?
10:02Why does that watch look so familiar?
10:05Something wrong?
10:06No, it's just your watch.
10:08It reminds me of something.
10:09Oh, that was a Christmas present.
10:12Right.
10:18Merry Christmas, kid.
10:20Me too.
10:37Wait, sir! This is way too much money!
10:42Such a nice man.
10:44But now I have to give this back to him.
10:50Hello?
10:50Hey, Troy. You need to get back to their office.
10:53Sabrina's getting her reward during the company Christmas party.
10:56Oh, shit. I forgot.
10:57I'm proposing to her tonight.
10:59I'll be right there.
11:06Remember, whoever finds the nut gets a Christmas wish.
11:17Sir?
11:20Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop.
11:21It might be him.
11:22Ooh. Ooh.
11:23I think that's Troy. I think that's Troy.
11:24Your son?
11:25Yes.
11:26What?
11:27Troy?
11:33Troy!
11:37Troy!
11:41You saw his badge.
11:42He works at Titan.
11:43All the employees will be at the Christmas party tonight.
11:46I'll look into it.
11:47Troy!
11:49What's up, man?
11:51Today's a big day.
11:52You ready?
11:53Yeah. No, I was born ready.
11:58She's the genius behind the spinal bridge.
12:01A $10 million bonus. Can you imagine that?
12:13Oh, that's her girlfriend. I'm Marker.
12:15Hmm.
12:17After tonight, everyone will know that Sabrina and I are getting married.
12:23Grace, look. He's here.
12:25That's Troy.
12:29Good evening, everyone.
12:31And Merry Christmas.
12:34I'd just like to start by saying
12:37everything I've achieved is thanks to one incredible person.
12:42She means me.
12:43And tonight, I would like to honor him in the best way I know possible.
12:49I am here to propose to my partner, my champion, Mr. Josh Dalton.
13:10Yes! A thousand times yes!
13:16I gave her everything.
13:18And she gave my ring to someone else.
13:24She said we'd always be together.
13:26She said she loved me.
13:27Josh and I are getting married on New Year's Eve.
13:36Can you believe it?
13:37The nephew of the plan manager and the star engineer.
13:40Can you think of a better matchup than that?
13:42No, this is a mistake!
13:44She's supposed to marry me!
13:46A mistake?
13:48You're the only mistake I see here.
13:51You think a janitor can marry a biomedical engineer?
13:55Mopping floors doesn't make you husband material.
13:58It makes you a loser.
13:59It's true.
14:01I don't believe you.
14:03I need to hear from Sabrina.
14:12We talked about this.
14:17Forever. You and me.
14:19Remember?
14:21This is just a misunderstanding, right?
14:28I was never going to marry you.
14:30You stupid moron!
14:37Boss, we don't know he's your son yet.
14:40I can't stand here and let them talk to him like that.
14:42We're still checking on his identity.
14:44Three minutes, Grace.
14:45Get me those results or there's going to be all hell to pay.
14:48Yes, sir.
14:49Troy, look at you.
14:50You are a penniless, worthless, motherless orphan.
14:57You're no better than a stray dog.
14:59I never even slightly wanted to be with you.
15:02In fact, the only purpose you had was when you spent money on me.
15:06Other than that, you make me sick.
15:09You heard her, Troy.
15:12Stop begging for attention on my son's big day.
15:16Did you actually think a janitor can marry a biomedical engineer?
15:21Mopping floors does not make you husband material.
15:24It makes you a loser.
15:27I don't understand why.
15:29You're a maintenance worker.
15:31You're just obsessed with me.
15:34You're delusional.
15:36Hey, Troy, I think there's a clogged toilet in the men's bathroom.
15:41My daughter's been kind to you, but enough is enough.
15:45You're broke.
15:47You're never going to be anything more.
15:50Who even is this guy?
15:52Someone I pity.
15:53I gave you everything.
15:56I worked overtime.
15:57I gave you my savings, my patent.
16:00You really thought she loved you?
16:03She leveled up, sweetie.
16:06You were just...
16:07a speed hump.
16:11I believed in you.
16:13In us.
16:15Roman, you believed wrong.
16:18I never loved you, Troy.
16:21I used you.
16:23How could she?
16:24One second, sir.
16:28I never loved you, Troy.
16:30I used you.
16:33I guess I should be thanking you.
16:36For finally showing me who you really are.
16:40Well...
16:41Look at this.
16:42Pretty tough for a lowly fix-it boy.
16:45I'm not afraid of you.
16:46No.
16:52How about now, huh?
16:53Daniel.
16:56You really thought you mattered to her.
17:00That's adorable.
17:01I mattered more than you ever will.
17:04Really?
17:05Then why are you on the ground?
17:08While she just stands there watching you?
17:11Huh?
17:18Give me the bat.
17:22You ever heard of rib crack?
17:23Sounds like popcorn.
17:25Yummy.
17:26Give me the gun, Grace.
17:27We don't know that he's your son yet.
17:29I gotta stop him, even if he isn't my boy.
17:33Ah!
17:35Gotcha.
17:36But this isn't for me.
17:38I want her to have the honors.
17:44This will make fun.
17:49The result just came back.
17:51He is your son.
17:58Don't you dare touch him.
18:07Back off.
18:09Both of you.
18:14It's okay.
18:20Old man?
18:22You know who I am?
18:23Oh, I know exactly who you are.
18:25A coward.
18:26The hides behind money, titles, and women.
18:32You like to hit people that can't hit back.
18:34That ends tonight.
18:37You okay?
18:39Yeah, you just shot a bat out of her hand.
18:43She's lucky I didn't aim for her teeth.
18:45What are you?
18:46Some kind of hero?
18:49But I know a villain when I see one.
18:53News flash.
18:54Grandpa.
18:55This isn't a fairy tale!
18:57Nobody's rooting for the geezer with the gun!
18:59Touch Troy again.
19:01This time I won't miss.
19:07You're insane.
19:09Somebody call the cops!
19:10Have this guy arrested!
19:12You're insane.
19:14Somebody call the cops!
19:15Have this guy arrested!
19:16Look, I don't know who you are,
19:17but you need to go now.
19:21Troy.
19:23Loss.
19:24Remember what the trauma surgeon said.
19:26We have to be absolutely certain that he's not going to get sent into shock.
19:31I'm just a guy who doesn't tolerate bullies.
19:34And I'm not leaving you with them.
19:36You coming here with the gun doesn't fix anything.
19:38It just makes it worse.
19:39Oh, it's too late for that.
19:42You just threatened us in front of a hundred witnesses!
19:46Good luck walking away from this.
19:48You want to talk about damage?
19:50You used Troy.
19:52Strung him along like a damn ATM.
19:54And we had nothing left.
19:56You kicked him to the curb.
19:58Like garbage.
19:59He offered.
20:02I said thank you.
20:05You're just a shameless little money grubber.
20:08And you brought a loaded gun to a Christmas office party.
20:12I wouldn't be talking.
20:15Everyone in this room knows the truth.
20:17That spinal tech?
20:19The breakthrough?
20:20You didn't hurt it.
20:21You stole it.
20:37If we could trick your body into thinking it's not broken, you could walk again, right?
20:45That bonus?
20:46That's only because Troy gave you his patent.
20:49I didn't steal anything.
20:51I earned everything I have.
20:54You wouldn't know earned if it slapped you in the face.
20:57Oh, boo hoo!
20:58Cry harder.
20:59Maybe HR will care.
21:01You're not going to see a dime of that bonus.
21:03Titan doesn't pay out for fraud.
21:07Okay, Boomer.
21:09You want a war?
21:10Let's fucking go.
21:11We just picked a fight with the wrong goddamn family.
21:16You think I'm afraid of some little bootleg trust fund thug?
21:20Stop.
21:21Please.
21:22You don't know these people who bury you.
21:24You just need to go now.
21:26I'm not walking away from this.
21:28You got a death wish or something?
21:30I'm going to report her to the Board of Ethics.
21:32Your reputation will never recover.
21:35You think reporting Sabrina's going to matter?
21:37Sorry, sweetie.
21:38I could have both of your asses fired before Santa's fat fucking ass goes down the chimney.
21:43How about that?
21:44You already took everything from me.
21:46There's not much left to lose.
21:47What, are you bulletproof too, tough guy?
21:50You're the one who looks scared.
21:52That's why you're threatening me instead of denying it.
21:56Oh, yeah?
22:02That's not the only thing I'm going to break tonight.
22:05That's enough.
22:07You are going to look Troy in the eye and apologize.
22:10And you are going to get on your knees and beg for his forgiveness.
22:15Are you insane?
22:22You think that's funny?
22:24Her?
22:25Grovel to him?
22:27The only one that's going to be begging.
22:29And the two of you.
22:31Whose kneecaps do you want to bust first?
22:32The dust bag or the douche bag?
22:35All right, boys.
22:38I wouldn't do that if I were you.
22:41You lay a finger on either of us and you will regret it.
22:44I promise you that.
22:45God, listen to him.
22:47Is this what a midlife crisis looks like?
22:49Waving a gun around like a geriatric Rambo who misplaced his Viagra?
22:56What's your plan here, Troy?
22:58Cry your way into a promotion?
22:59Maybe get a sympathy plaque in the break room?
23:02You should be ashamed of yourself.
23:04A grown man threatening children.
23:06Children.
23:08She's a vulture and he is.
23:10He's a snake in a suit.
23:11What the hell is going on here?
23:13Uncle Frank!
23:16Welcome to the party.
23:18You are so fucked, Gramps.
23:21You just like to fight with a goddamn chainsaw.
23:24Grr!
23:27I got a call saying there was a situation.
23:31You must be the family brain trust.
23:33You must be the guy who just bought himself a lawsuit.
23:36You come in here, you ruin Sabrina's big night,
23:39and then you assault my nephew and his fiancee with your slander.
23:43Is that what they're calling the truth now?
23:46Oh, are you always this mouthy?
23:47Or is it just a side effect of your early onset dementia?
23:52Cute.
23:53So tell me Uncle Frank.
23:55Have Josh and Sabrina filled you in on what they did to Troy?
23:58No, I'm sorry. Did they...
23:59Did they hurt his feelings?
24:01They stole his invention.
24:03Used him. Let him dry.
24:05Welcome to capitalism, sunshine!
24:08You want some credit, you should buy a billboard.
24:11I trusted her, and she took everything!
24:14Oh, cry me a river, kid!
24:15That kid has more integrity in his little pinky than your entire family tree.
24:20You know, it's interesting, cause you're speaking to me like you don't know who the fuck you're talking to!
24:27Another coward in a suit who acts like a camel.
24:29I am the goddamn plant manager!
24:33No, Uncle Frank, just give me two minutes with this loser, I'll make him wish he never opened his big
24:37fat mouth!
24:38Try it. I'll drop you so hard they'll need your dental records to ID you.
24:42You know what? What are these two even still doing here? Get them out of here!
24:48So you're sorry, Frank. I might consider sparing you.
24:51Oh, you got some balls. You come into my company, you insult my family, and then you demand an apology.
24:57No. Not just an apology. I want you and your nephew and his fiancee to beg.
25:05I'm gonna take this little shit stain over here and show him the door.
25:09But first, I'm gonna teach him a lesson.
25:11You touch him and you have to come through all of us.
25:13She's right. He is one of the only decent people in this whole damn building, and you know it.
25:18You are all a bunch of sociopaths.
25:24Ladies and gentlemen, this is what we call insubordination.
25:30And now, it's gotten you all fired.
25:34Merry fucking Christmas!
25:37You can't fire us for standing up for one of our workers.
25:42That's so weird, because I think I just did.
25:48That was assault. You just hit him.
25:50And I will hit you too, you dumb bitch.
25:53And then, I'm gonna come for your family, your spouses, and your kids.
25:57And then we will see how brave each and every one of you actually are.
26:02Leave him out of this!
26:03You don't get an opinion!
26:06You are a mop boy with a boner for pity.
26:10Enough!
26:11You want someone to hit, Frank? Try me.
26:14You don't have the authority for this.
26:16I am the plant manager, and I have every authority.
26:21We're not afraid of you, Frank.
26:24And here's the thing.
26:25I don't care!
26:27I don't care what you're afraid of!
26:29You all work for me!
26:31That means I say who stays, who goes, and who gets dragged away, kicking and screaming.
26:38Wrong.
26:40You're no longer the plant manager, Frank.
26:43And I think somebody's put a little something in your rag.
26:46You're terminated.
26:48Effective immediately.
26:50You're terminated.
26:52Effective immediately.
26:53I am in charge.
26:57Oh, would you, would you like some proof?
27:00Would you have a nice, close look?
27:03Get your readers if you need to.
27:15You're no longer work here.
27:17You're done.
27:18And you're terminated by the company.
27:20I built this floor with my bare hands.
27:22You really think the board is going to side with you over me?
27:26Oh, I don't think. I know.
27:28You're wrong. And you're delusional.
27:30Care to find out?
27:31Who is it that you think you are?
27:34The director of Titan Industries?
27:36Even the director has to bow to me.
27:39You know what, Uncle Frank?
27:41These two deserve each other.
27:42They're both a couple of nutcases!
27:44Yeah. I didn't realize delusion was contagious.
27:49Neither did I.
27:51Escort these plebeians off the premises, please.
27:54Uh, uh, nope.
27:55They're not going anywhere.
27:59They're not going anywhere.
28:01They're sick.
28:09Probably re-gifted jaunt from a Clarence man.
28:12Yeah.
28:12If there's a fucking fruitcake in there, I'm suing for emotional damages.
28:16Okay. You really think we'll fall for this?
28:18Does anyone know who this dusty old bag of bones even is?
28:21Looks like someone dragged their corpse out of retirement.
28:25I'll show you who I really am.
28:27Oh, I would love that.
28:31The three of you stood your ground when it mattered.
28:35You protected someone who had no power, who couldn't fight back.
28:39People like you are the backbone of Titan.
28:43And starting today, your loyalty will be rewarded.
28:48What kind of presents could this pauper even afford?
28:50What, like, homemade ornaments from the dollar store?
28:55Well, you'll find out soon enough.
28:57But let me give you a hint.
28:58It's more than you, Josh, or Frank, if you've ever given anyone.
29:13What is it?
29:15Open it.
29:20It's a medical voucher?
29:22Full VIP treatment at Vanguard Medical around-the-clock specialist for your husband's condition?
29:30That place is like $10,000 an hour.
29:33This can't be real.
29:35It is.
29:36Call the number.
29:37They're expecting you.
29:39No way.
29:40No freaking way.
29:45It's for your daughter.
29:47It's an offer letter for an entry-level position at Titan.
29:51Annual salary?
29:52One million dollars?
29:54Guaranteed?
29:56She's 22.
29:58She just graduated.
30:00That's not possible!
30:02Sure it is.
30:03The right person's watching.
30:14Wait.
30:18Wait, is this a house?
30:20Nearby Lucas and Sasha's school?
30:23You shouldn't have to choose between work and being a father, so now you'll be about five minutes away.
30:30No, he's bluffing. There's no way that these are real.
30:33This is some kind of PR stunt, isn't it?
30:37Who the hell does this guy think he is?
30:40For those of you who stood up for Troy, congratulations.
30:44You've all been promoted.
30:47You're not serious.
30:49You can't just waltz in here and reorganize the whole org chart.
30:53Can't I?
30:55You thought I was a pauper.
30:56A nobody.
30:57Now I'm gonna show you who I really am.
31:00There's no way that these presents are real.
31:03He's not some billionaire philanthropist.
31:07He must be an actor. Troy probably hired him off of Craigslist.
31:11Well, that wouldn't surprise me.
31:13Were all the mall Santa rules filled?
31:15I'm sure all of these presents are worthless.
31:18They're just file folders with fancy bows.
31:22You think you can walk in here, disrespect my uncle, threaten my family?
31:27I oughta break your bones and toss you out myself.
31:31You can try.
31:37Just be prepared for the consequences.
31:48What the-?
31:51What the-?
31:59What the-?
32:03We're on to you.
32:05I bet you're just off on a day pass from the fucking crazy farm.
32:09You got nothing, Looney Tunes.
32:11No title, no position, no power.
32:15Titles, Josh?
32:18I don't need titles.
32:20Power doesn't come from badges or fancy offices.
32:24It comes from the people who believe in you.
32:26The person you are.
32:29Gross.
32:31Nice speech, Santa.
32:34It's time to send you back to the retirement home.
32:38Daddy!
32:40Finally.
32:41What the hell is going on here?!
32:51This lunatic walked in and started making some crazy claims.
32:57He tried to fire Uncle Frank.
32:59Started passing out fake gifts and then declared himself King of Titan or something.
33:07Yeah, I don't know if he's a saboteur or a con man, but he's been wandering around aimlessly like he
33:12owns the place.
33:13I think he might be somewhere.
33:15Okay, he stood up for Troy. For all of us. He's no con man.
33:19Exactly. He's the only person in this whole damn building that gives a damn about us.
33:25Is this true?
33:26Yes. You know, he protected people for years that you've ignored.
33:30I don't know who he is, but, you know, I trust him more than anyone in this entire building.
33:36You should take him to the storage room.
33:38Find out who he really is.
33:42Escort him out.
33:43Let's find out who he is.
33:45Start with the lie detector.
33:47And if that doesn't work, we'll do it the old fashioned way.
33:52No. You can't do that.
33:54It's okay, Grace. Let him.
33:56Enjoy your last few moments of feeling like a big shot.
33:59You're seriously delusional.
34:01No. Just patient.
34:04Let's see how smug he is once daddy's goons are done with him.
34:11No. Wait. Stop! Don't take him!
34:13Easy there, mob boy.
34:17Yeah. Why don't you, uh, let the big boys handle this, huh?
34:22You don't understand.
34:24He's not the enemy. You are!
34:28You wanna play kingmaker in my company?
34:31You better prove you can wear the crown.
34:37Oh, look who's all alone now.
34:40No more secret Santa to save your sorry ass.
34:43You should have just kept your mouth shut now.
34:46We're going to lose everything.
34:48You already took everything from me.
34:51No, sweetie.
34:52That was just an appetizer.
34:55Who else is feeling festive?
35:04This is Grace Holloway.
35:06Activate steel protocol.
35:08Now.
35:13Let's see how festive they feel when Mr. Steele shows up.
35:22Ah, let's start simple.
35:23Hey.
35:25Logan Moore.
35:30Logan Moore.
35:32That's funny.
35:33Try again.
35:35Logan Moore.
35:39So you're Logan Moore.
35:42You must be THE Logan Moore.
35:44I can show you my ID, but I'm guessing that won't help either.
35:48Right, because the president of Titan Industries doesn't just walk randomly into the Minneapolis office on Christmas Eve and start
35:59handing out gifts like he's Santa Claus.
36:02Maybe he does.
36:07You're cute.
36:10Occupation.
36:12Founder and CEO, Titan Industries.
36:21This machine's broken, recalibrated.
36:24It's functioning.
36:25No anomalies.
36:27Well, that's bullshit, because there's no way he can be the CEO.
36:31I mean, I've met the board.
36:33I've seen all the photos.
36:35You've seen stock images.
36:37I don't do photo ops.
36:39Well, I'll tell you what.
36:43I'm so sure you're not Logan Moore, that if it turns out that you are, I'll get a tattoo of
36:52your fucking goofy face on my ass.
36:57Well, make sure you get my good side, because I want the board to recognize me when we bend you
37:02over.
37:03You're full of it.
37:05Run the test again.
37:06Ask me anything you want.
37:10What's your net worth?
37:12You're full of 16.4 billion, give or take.
37:17Last time I checked.
37:19Boss, he's not lying.
37:21That machine is fucking broken.
37:24Where you are in way over your head.
37:27Enough games.
37:30If you are who you say you are, then why show up like this, disguised, hidden?
37:36Because power commands attention wherever it goes.
37:39But character, that shows up when no one is looking.
37:42That sounds great for a fortune cookie.
37:47Get the tools.
38:00Like I said, character shows up when no one is looking.
38:04What do you want us to start with?
38:06Hey, it's Christmas.
38:09Let's start with his jingle bells.
38:12Wow, look at him squirm like a rat caught in the break room trap.
38:18So noble.
38:20St. Troy.
38:22Never let off the nice list.
38:25Here's a little secret, St. Troy.
38:28Being naughty is way more fun.
38:34You guys ever wondered what happens when we go to Power Strip?
38:39That was a half to do with anything.
38:52Are you serious?
38:53We just got Houdini'd by a janitor?
38:56Ah.
38:58You can talk now.
38:59Or wait till you're drooling.
39:01Your choice.
39:08Are you sure you want to do this?
39:13It might be tough to explain to the board when they find out you gave a root canal to their
39:17boss.
39:18If I were you, I'd be worried more if I had good dental insurance.
39:24Get your fucking hands off him!
39:27You shouldn't be here!
39:29Neither should he.
39:30Not like this.
39:31He's just trying to protect me.
39:33If you're going to hurt someone, it should be me.
39:36Troy, what are you doing?
39:38This all started because I opened my mouth.
39:40I stood up.
39:41I won't let them punish you for it.
39:43Really?
39:45Put him in the fucking jet.
39:56Looks like Christmas came early this year.
39:59Finally got answers now.
40:02Maybe even a confession.
40:04Let's begin.
40:06Which one first?
40:07A janitor first.
40:09If he screams loud enough, maybe moneybags will talk.
40:13Open wide.
40:17Open wide.
40:18You are going to regret this.
40:20Stand down.
40:29Unstrap them now.
40:31And who the hell are you?
40:33He's the man that makes all the problems go away from Mr. Moore.
40:36Head cross.
40:38Your services are all needed.
40:41Unauthorized interrogation.
40:43Torture.
40:44Dereliction.
40:45Shall I go on?
40:46I wish you would.
40:48But you can't do that.
40:51I already did.
40:53Sir.
40:55Sorry for my delay.
40:58Wait, I know you.
41:00You only answer to one person.
41:03The CEO.
41:05Yeah.
41:13That's the real Logan Moore.
41:14The real one.
41:15That guy.
41:17I don't know anymore.
41:19Maybe he beat the line detector.
41:22That's impossible.
41:23The real Logan Moore never shows his face.
41:26And yet here I am.
41:30No.
41:31I'm sorry.
41:32No.
41:32This doesn't add up.
41:33Exactly.
41:35Logan Moore is a ghost.
41:36A myth.
41:37He hasn't shown his face publicly in years.
41:40Not in board meetings.
41:41Not in earning callings.
41:43Nothing.
41:44And now he just shows up in Minnesota on Christmas Eve.
41:49It has to be a con.
41:51I mean, somehow he's playing this long game.
41:53I mean, he hacked the line detector.
41:57I don't know if this guy, Mr. Steele, hell, Mr. Steele's probably even in on it.
42:05Careful.
42:06You think I'm afraid of your fixer act?
42:12I'm supposed to believe that the real Logan Moore just walked in off the fucking street
42:19and let himself be tied up and tortured.
42:22For who?
42:24For this nobody.
42:26Or maybe it's a coup.
42:30Maybe the real Logan Moore is out of the picture.
42:33Dead.
42:34Missing.
42:35Who knows?
42:36And this guy is here to take his identity.
42:41If you are the real Logan Moore, you can prove it.
42:46And not to us.
42:47To this fancy machine.
42:49To everybody.
42:50To the board.
42:52The investors.
42:54To the press.
42:55The Christmas banquet.
42:57Tonight.
42:59We show your face.
43:00And if people believe you.
43:03Maybe.
43:04Maybe.
43:06We'll believe you too.
43:09Then I guess I'll see you under the mistletoe.
43:11Okay.
43:12Okay.
43:13Let's take a towel.
43:23So, what's the deal?
43:25Is this idiot the ghost of billionaires passed or what?
43:33Just give me five minutes alone with this asshole and I'll prove he's full of it.
43:40Hey, boss man!
43:42How about a little Christmas wager?
43:47I don't gamble with schoolyard bullies.
43:49Ah, come on.
43:51It's just a little friendly competition is all.
43:54You really think you have the spirit of giving?
43:58Then prove it.
44:01Whoever brought the best holiday gifts, wins.
44:05Loser, Niels.
44:07We'll throw some begging in there too while we're at it.
44:10Don't do it.
44:12He'll work the whole thing.
44:14Grace, bring him in.
44:20Jake, bring in the gifts.
44:33Oh, look!
44:34Santa's clearance rack.
44:37Did the Salvation Army have a fire sale or what?
44:50Ladies and gentlemen.
44:54Behold!
45:02Are we certain this is the moment?
45:04Logan Moore thinks he's Steve Jobs in a Santa suit.
45:08At midnight he'll be out.
45:11Titan is ours.
45:13And the vote.
45:13Three of you are already on board with the plan.
45:17I'll have the fourth within an hour.
45:20We initiate takeover tonight.
45:26Merry fucking Christmas slogan.
45:35One of a kind.
45:36Retail price?
45:37Don't ask unless your name rhymes with schmuck-wazels.
45:43Second one.
45:45Imported from Milan.
45:46Custom stitching.
45:47Heated seats and ego boost included.
45:50And for the finale...
45:54A weekend escape for two.
45:56Private jet.
45:57Aspen.
45:59All inclusive.
46:00Chalet!
46:04Boom!
46:07Top that shit, Steve.
46:15My turn.
46:17My turn.
46:2312 bundles for the 12 days of Christmas.
46:27100,000 each.
46:28That's 1.2 million cash.
46:36That's like real money!
46:38Like actual actual.
46:41It's like...
46:44Oh, I have to sit down.
46:46Consider it a holiday bonus.
46:48For Titan employees.
46:54Merry Christmas.
47:01Adoration of the Magi.
47:03Leonardo da Vinci.
47:05Private mail.
47:07Auctioned off for $7.5 million.
47:10No.
47:13You...
47:15You...
47:16Bought Jesus?
47:18Looks that way.
47:20Okay, we get...
47:22Your loan.
47:23Would you win the lottery or something?
47:25Join.
47:27And gift three.
47:31A $15.2 million Manhattan penthouse.
47:34Oh, my God.
47:36No way!
47:38It's insane.
47:40Deeds inside.
47:41Address...
47:421225 Lafayette Street.
47:45And...
47:50So...
47:51Are you going to be here?
47:52While you're there?
47:56It's really him.
47:59He's the CEO of Titan.
48:02I can't live so...
48:05You're so fucked!
48:09Mr. Moore...
48:11Mr. Moore...
48:11This was just all a...
48:14Huge misunderstanding.
48:18That's...
48:18That's right.
48:19It was...
48:19It was just a joke.
48:21A dumb joke.
48:23We weren't actually really being serious.
48:27Didn't you call all these...
48:29Garbage...
48:30What was it you called it?
48:32A Salvation Army junk?
48:33What?
48:35You want gifts?
48:38Yeah, you.
48:41Right here.
48:46This would have been your wedding gift.
48:48One of a kind.
48:50Priceless.
48:51Just like you pretended to be.
48:53One of a kind.
48:58Whoa!
49:02Wait...
49:03Wedding gift?
49:05What is it about Troy that's so special to Logan Moore?
49:10Whatever it is...
49:11I need to get back at his good graces.
49:16Troy...
49:17Please let's just...
49:18Forget...
49:19All this ever happened.
49:23Let's just get married.
49:24Marry you?
49:31I wouldn't even pay your cab fare.
49:41Well done.
49:44According to our bet...
49:47Shouldn't you be on your knees...
49:49Right now?
49:52I don't say it was a draw.
49:53You know?
49:54A little friendly competition.
49:58Nothing personal.
49:59Right?
50:01Nobody backs out on the bet with me.
50:03Especially some jackhole.
50:05You.
50:11My, my, my.
50:13Is that a child's watch?
50:15Well, ladies and gentlemen.
50:17The wrist wear of a fraud.
50:22It's not even a Casio.
50:25It looks like it came from a fucking gumball machine.
50:27Is there a...
50:28Is there an alarm?
50:30That reminds you when it's nap time?
50:33Wait.
50:34Are ulcers gifts fake?
50:35Probably.
50:36I mean...
50:37Only a popper wears a Fisher Price to a party.
50:46How much?
50:47Five bucks.
50:53Merry Christmas, Daddy.
50:55Why does that watch look so familiar?
50:58Come on, Logan.
50:59You walk in here with bespoke suits and billionaire bravado, but this?
51:04This thing?
51:05What, did you run out of Rolexes in your vault?
51:07This watch is worth more to me than a million dollar timepiece you might have.
51:11I'm sure it is.
51:12My son gave me this.
51:14The money he earned on Christmas Eve.
51:18There's nothing on this earth I treasure more than this.
51:22So I guess we found your kryptonite.
51:27So I guess we found your kryptonite.
51:30Hey!
51:31It's okay.
51:32They really crossed the line now.
51:36What do you mean?
51:36Well, the CEO of NextGen laughed at that watch and managers at the rooms.
51:42Logan backed out of the deal, shorted their stock,
51:45then bought all their patents in a bankruptcy proceeding.
51:50Hey!
51:51How about my popper?
51:53No, seriously.
51:54How much do you want?
51:56Five dollars?
51:57Ten?
51:58You can't afford it.
52:00What?
52:01Is your Happy Meal toy too valuable for us?
52:08Give it back, Josh.
52:11Or I'll destroy everything you love.
52:13Your name.
52:14Your family.
52:15Your legacy.
52:17What are you gonna do if I...
52:19smash it?
52:22I'll make you wish I only killed you.
52:28No.
52:47What's wrong?
52:49Are you gonna cry?
52:50I'm sorry.
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