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00:05:30Okay.
00:05:31What's that, Pa?
00:05:32Why are you helping me?
00:05:34Pa, Pa, can I?
00:05:40I'm sorry.
00:05:45I'm sorry.
00:05:47I'm sorry.
00:05:47I'm sorry.
00:05:48I'm sorry.
00:05:49I'll come back again.
00:05:51Okay?
00:05:53I love you.
00:05:54Bye.
00:05:583, 2, 1.
00:06:04C'est cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye.
00:06:27Hello, Ibu.
00:06:29Bu, aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasarnya.
00:06:32Jadinya tadi, nih lihat.
00:06:34Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, Bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:45Bu, Bu.
00:06:49Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok tehnya cuma air doang, Bu?
00:06:54Oh iya boleh, aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, Bu.
00:07:06Liatan ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh, Bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, Bu.
00:07:14Ya.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, Bu ya.
00:07:18Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, Bu?
00:07:27Oke.
00:07:29Satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:34Ih, ya ampun, Ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik amat sih, Bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:49Ini nih kalau di kampung saya, udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, Bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:56Ya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya ya modelannya kayak saya gini, Bu.
00:08:01Hehehe.
00:08:05Hehehe.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar belum sih, Mbak?
00:08:08Aduh, Ibu apa kayak namanya deh?
00:08:11Udah lah, Bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:15Hmm.
00:08:16Itu loh, Bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, Bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:25Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Gimana?
00:08:32Super, Bu. Super.
00:08:33Langsung ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana deket tukang sate itu lah, Bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:42Oh, kamu kerja 2 bulan di sini udah dapet pacar.
00:08:45Iya.
00:08:48Gercep lah, Bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, Bu.
00:08:53Hehehe.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:54Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:01Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:03Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatelan.
00:09:09Amin.
00:09:11Siap!
00:09:12Hehehe.
00:09:14Terus ibu mau apa lagi, Bu?
00:09:16Enggak, gak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titik rumah, ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil Bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, Bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, Bu, terakhir dong, Bu.
00:09:24Dadah dong, Bu.
00:09:24Boskyu, Boskyu.
00:09:29Boskyu, cakep.
00:09:31Boskyu, cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan
00:09:35pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB
00:09:37mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini
00:09:47lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:50Ya lo denger gak presiden ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, Bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:07Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:10Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak?
00:10:21Apa?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:28Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Apa?
00:10:35Apa?
00:10:36Apa?
00:10:36Buka ibu.
00:10:46Sayang, lihat berita gak?
00:10:52Gila sih ini.
00:10:53Kerjaan lagi banyak, Pak.
00:10:55Tuh, kau balikin ke yang punya.
00:10:58Yuk.
00:10:59Yuk.
00:10:59Ayo.
00:11:00Bilang sama di LNK kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang,
00:11:02modal hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Beran.
00:11:06Eh, yuk.
00:11:07Kenapa sih?
00:11:09Kamu ini aku mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apalagi sih alasan kamu tuh mau apalagi, Bro?
00:11:18Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:21Kamu kan tahu perjalan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sampel kantor.
00:11:30Sampel kantor.
00:11:32Baca.
00:11:33Baca!
00:11:35Anya!
00:11:37Cuma perek kot-kotkan yang nama Instagramnya
00:11:39biar gak tukar sama perek lain.
00:11:42Acik!
00:11:49Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:51Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Serius.
00:11:58Beneran.
00:12:04Beneran?
00:12:05Ya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:09Kamu malah ngambak sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih.
00:12:26Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu yuk?
00:12:28Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah yuk.
00:12:33Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:34Ayo!
00:12:36Astaga!
00:12:39Yuk.
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh.
00:12:42Mas apa-apa kan siang?
00:12:44Yuk.
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu.
00:12:46Kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:49Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:51Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:54Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekali.
00:12:56Ngomong-ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:59Kenapa?
00:12:59Ngomong baik-baik?
00:13:00Kok kemana aku gak salah?
00:13:02Jadi omongnya aku kayak gimana?
00:13:03Kamu aku sembah-
00:13:04Yuk.
00:13:04Nih!
00:13:05Yuk!
00:13:05Turun dong.
00:13:09Sayang maaf.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya.
00:13:11Sayang.
00:13:12Lepasnya...
00:13:13Lepasnya!
00:13:14Benci nyawamu.
00:13:24I don't know.
00:13:42I love you, Broto.
00:13:45I love you, Broto.
00:13:46I'm just holding thisspace around.
00:13:48I'm so sorry to you with your sister.
00:14:11Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday Ibu, love you.
00:14:29Happy birthday, Ibu.
00:14:31I wish.
00:14:32Kau emang A-nya yang kamu cari.
00:14:35Ciwakan.
00:14:38Aku rewan.
00:14:41Masa lagi jangan sampai pernah sakitin perasaan ini.
00:14:55Assalamualaikum.
00:14:58Assalamualaikum.
00:14:59Assalamualaikum.
00:14:59Ibu.
00:15:03Ayu.
00:15:04Ayu.
00:15:04Lanteng banget.
00:15:06Ayu.
00:15:07Aku juga mau naik.
00:15:08Oke.
00:15:09Ibu kok tiba-tiba kesini?
00:15:13Iya, kok gak bilang apa-apa?
00:15:15Ibu tuh tiba-tiba keingin sama kalian.
00:15:18Terus ibu pikir, ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak.
00:15:24Kalian gak kangen sama ibu?
00:15:25Kangen.
00:15:26Gimana sih?
00:15:28Abis minatnya gitu kayak gak kangen deh.
00:15:30Enggak.
00:15:33Loh.
00:15:34Kenapa sih?
00:15:35Kok berantakan banget nih?
00:15:37Hah?
00:15:38Jangan, aku nanggak.
00:15:39Enggak usah dong.
00:15:40Oh, gak enak kan cuma berantakan.
00:15:42Mau diberesin cuma kayaknya lupa diangkat-angkat.
00:15:45Nanti, nanti saya beresin.
00:15:47Enggak deh.
00:15:48Kalau gitu, tolong ya Proto.
00:15:49Koper ibu diubah masuk.
00:15:50Ya.
00:15:52Mau apaan jangan lalu?
00:15:54Iya, ibu haus banget nih.
00:15:55Iya.
00:15:57Ija?
00:15:59Ija?
00:16:01Ija mana?
00:16:03Mbak Ija, dua bulan lalu balik ke kampungnya soalnya mengurusin bapanya sakit.
00:16:08Oh, bu?
00:16:11Saya Yani yang kerja di sini, bu.
00:16:17Sebelumnya kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:19Di Departemen Store, bu.
00:16:21Yang bagian halo-halo lewat script kegit ya.
00:16:24Selamat datang di depan Sementoan Kami.
00:16:26Bila Anda belanja hari ini, besok Anda akan mendapatkan, kan?
00:16:29Cuma 90%.
00:16:32Terus itu?
00:16:35Itu?
00:16:36Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:38Ini iseng aja, bu.
00:16:39Aku mudah ikut-ikutan temen, tapi sekarang gak usah ilang.
00:16:42Sakit lagi, bu.
00:16:44Ma'an ini.
00:16:45Kamu?
00:16:47Kamu?
00:16:50Ibu, duduk aja dulu, duduk.
00:16:51Seterehat dulu, capek kan pasti Mbak Yani.
00:16:54Boleh tolong itu koper ibu?
00:16:55Boleh, boleh.
00:16:55Kamar kamu ya?
00:16:56Iya, Pak.
00:16:57I'm going to make it for me.
00:16:59I'm not going to wear a mask.
00:17:02Do you want to wear a mask?
00:17:08Where are you?
00:17:09I'm going to wear a mask.
00:17:12Do you want to wear a mask?
00:17:17Do you want to wear a mask?
00:17:18Bu?
00:17:21Ibu?
00:17:25Bu?
00:17:29Halo, Bu?
00:17:30Ibu dimana sih, Bu?
00:17:34Pesan.
00:17:34Ini aku baru sampai rumah, gak dorang.
00:17:37Sepedan doang, ntar sebentar.
00:17:42Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:44Apa ya?
00:17:46Aku gak nyampe mau ambil teh.
00:17:48Iya, iya.
00:17:50Mereka?
00:17:50Iya.
00:17:52Bu?
00:17:53Ibu sepuh mau dudikin sama apa?
00:17:55Dudikin deh sama ibu.
00:17:59Apa?
00:18:01Kamu ibu, kurang-kurang aku keluar dari belakang sekarang juga.
00:18:04Ya, gak bisa dong.
00:18:05Itu ibunya bapak ya?
00:18:08Iya, ibunya bapak.
00:18:09Kalau dia nanya kamu...
00:18:10Cantik ya, gak kayak bapak.
00:18:12Maksudnya?
00:18:14Ya, bapak kan ganteng, Pak.
00:18:17Aku mau coba apa?
00:18:18Ya, kamu bikin aja kamu coba, Pak.
00:18:19Kenapa kamu gak ngomong sini ya?
00:18:21Tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya, Bu?
00:18:24Iya, soalnya lagi sakit.
00:18:25Jadi setelah bayi di rumah terus.
00:18:27Kamu bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:28Waduh, lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:33Saya takut loh, Bu.
00:18:36Kamu namakin aku sama, Pak.
00:18:38Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:39Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:41Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:43Ya, bener tau ya.
00:18:44Bu.
00:18:45Coba aja kemikirannya.
00:18:46Nih.
00:18:46Udah jadi tehnya, Bu.
00:18:48Gak terlalu manis karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:51Kalau bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis sih, Pak, ya.
00:18:54Iya, bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis.
00:18:56Sangin sukanya mbak ditidurin.
00:19:06Ini gua tanya.
00:19:08Makasih, Bu.
00:19:12Beritanya dari tadi, gak ada yang enakin.
00:19:16Yang virus.
00:19:18Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:21Tapi heran ya, orang gitu susah banget diatur.
00:19:25Disuruh di rumah.
00:19:26Eh, tetap ada belita.
00:19:28Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:30Ah, bener-bener orang-orang ini.
00:19:34Bisa tonton TV ya, Bu.
00:19:36Ntar emang makin suka.
00:19:40Lu.
00:19:41Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:43Berita tuh cuma sehari sekali.
00:19:45Ya itu, di koran pagi.
00:19:48Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:52Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:53Dan beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:56Pijat lah.
00:19:57Gimana gak ibu stres?
00:20:05Bu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:10Bangun apa sih?
00:20:11Bangun.
00:20:11Okay.
00:20:12Okay.
00:20:14Hmm.
00:20:29Hmm.
00:20:34Hmm.
00:20:38Kelas membantik kita bulan depan aku cancel aja ya.
00:20:41Situasinya masih gak apa-apa.
00:20:43Gak apa-apa.
00:20:45Hah?
00:20:45Ya soalnya kan kita nunggu-nunggu banget kelas itu.
00:20:49Gak ada.
00:20:50Tak apa-apa kan kita juga harus mikirin kesehatan kita.
00:20:53Ya toh?
00:20:54Ya pokoknya. Gak apa-apa.
00:21:01Yaudah aku siapin kamar ibu dulu ya biar ibu bisa istirahat.
00:21:03Oke boleh.
00:21:14Lu.
00:21:16Kok aku tinggal sebentar gak apa-apa ya?
00:21:18Aku bantuin aja dulu.
00:21:20Ibu seneng dia.
00:21:22Lihat kalian tuh sekarang gak apa-apa.
00:21:27Ibu kapan dong dikasih cucu?
00:21:30Ibu kan udah pengen punya cucu.
00:21:32Menurut ya orang?
00:21:34Petangga ibu itu cucunya ada yang dua, ada yang lima.
00:21:37Ada yang tujuh malahan.
00:21:39Ya tapi gak tujuh juga bu.
00:21:41Itu cucu apa ternak sih?
00:21:43Gak apa-apa satu juga ibu seneng kok.
00:21:45Ya udah lah.
00:21:47Kalau gitu.
00:21:50Langsung dulu ya.
00:21:52Ibu nyusulnya jangan cepat-cepat.
00:21:54Tunggu kode.
00:21:55Iya.
00:21:56Pasti.
00:21:57Abisin aja dulu ya.
00:21:58Bisa.
00:21:59Kalau perlu ngantar.
00:22:00Nah itu.
00:22:04Udah selesai.
00:22:06Ibu capek nih.
00:22:08Mau melurusin buku.
00:22:10Iya.
00:22:11Emang ibu gak lapar?
00:22:14Laper lah.
00:22:15Ya ibu pasti kan belum makan.
00:22:17Yuk.
00:22:18Soto kamu.
00:22:20Ingat kan?
00:22:21Iya.
00:22:23Mau banget.
00:22:25Mau banget soto kamu.
00:22:26Khas.
00:22:28Emang ibu ya.
00:22:30Kalau begitu langsung kita siapin soto alas cek.
00:22:33Ayo.
00:22:34Ya sayang?
00:22:36Terima kasih.
00:22:38Terima kasih.
00:22:39Oke ibu.
00:22:41Udah selesai catat semua.
00:22:42Bahan-bahan soto ayam.
00:22:44Tapi ini ayamnya udah ada semua bu.
00:22:48Ibu gak mau paham.
00:22:51Oke siap bu.
00:22:54Eh bu.
00:22:55Tapi uangnya.
00:22:56Tuh.
00:22:57Udah habis.
00:22:58Habis.
00:22:59Tuh.
00:23:00Saya belum kata emang lagi.
00:23:01Kamu gak ada cash emang.
00:23:02Gak cukup.
00:23:03Uang saya bu.
00:23:04Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:13Nah siap sana.
00:23:14Kalau gak ibu makan apa aja yang ada di kulkas.
00:23:16Tolongnya mana?
00:23:19Tolong.
00:23:21Berapa?
00:23:22Satus.
00:23:23Beratus.
00:23:27Yuk.
00:23:32Yuk.
00:23:33Yuk.
00:23:34Belanja lagi.
00:23:36Soto ayam.
00:23:37Ikuti percanaan.
00:23:38Yuk.
00:23:39Yuk.
00:23:42Yuk.
00:23:43Yuk.
00:23:44Yuk.
00:23:44Yuk.
00:23:46Yuk.
00:23:46Yuk.
00:23:50Yuk.
00:23:52Yuk.
00:23:54Yuk.
00:24:09I don't know if I'm 39 times, I'm talking about that.
00:24:12Do you want me to talk about it?
00:24:15Do you want me to talk about it?
00:24:21Sayang.
00:24:21Don't you want me to talk about it?
00:24:23Shut up.
00:24:28Sit down.
00:24:31Please, Dad.
00:24:39Tiga hari.
00:24:41Aku kasih waktu tiga hari.
00:24:43Setelah itu kamu pulangin ibu.
00:24:45Aku pergi.
00:24:56Bu!
00:24:57Gak bisa ke pasar, Bu.
00:24:59Gak boleh keluar rumah.
00:25:00Itu ada orang kelurahan nider.
00:25:03Pak, rumah kita kayaknya mau disegel loh, Pak.
00:25:06Tuh, tuh, disegel.
00:25:07Wow.
00:25:08Pak.
00:25:09Pak sebentar, Pak.
00:25:10Ada apa ya, Pak?
00:25:11Kok disegel, Pak?
00:25:12Ini instruksi dari Gubernur, Pak.
00:25:14Ya.
00:25:14Jadi setiap rumah dikarantina sendiri-sendiri.
00:25:17Tapi ini berapa lama kayak gininya?
00:25:19Waduh, gak tau juga ya, Bu.
00:25:20Berdoa sajalah.
00:25:21Semoga tidak terlalu lama.
00:25:23Mari, Pak, Bu.
00:25:25Pak.
00:25:27Aduh, Mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:29Bu.
00:25:30Pak.
00:25:32Oh, saya punya ide.
00:25:34Gimana kalau pacar saya, Mas Bambang,
00:25:36kita suruh pindah ke sini aja?
00:25:38Kan dia sendirian dikos.
00:25:39Kasian, Pak.
00:25:41Terus, Bu, nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita mintain tolong,
00:25:45terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:25:48Gimana, Bu?
00:25:49Menurutmu?
00:25:49Ya, menurut...
00:25:51Menurut saya, Bu, Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:26:14Tidak.
00:26:16Lek, Ayu mana?
00:26:18Ya?
00:26:19Ayu?
00:26:20Ayu.
00:26:22Hmm?
00:26:24It's in the room, maybe?
00:26:25Yeah.
00:26:26I'm going to find Ayu first.
00:26:31Why are you talking to Ayu?
00:26:33Huh?
00:26:35This is working.
00:26:39Mas, I haven't met you.
00:26:42I'm not strong.
00:26:46Ah, let me.
00:26:49Mas, I'm not going to be alone.
00:26:51I want to be with Mas Bambang.
00:26:55I want to be on it.
00:26:58What?
00:26:59What?
00:27:01What?
00:27:03What?
00:27:03What?
00:27:04What?
00:27:04What?
00:27:05What?
00:27:29Yeah...
00:27:30Okay...
00:27:30I don't know, which realm is left alone.
00:27:38I got a place.
00:27:39I think I'm going to play so I can't help them.
00:27:41But it's not changing.
00:27:43I'm alone, I'm afraid.
00:27:45You come here now, please, please.
00:27:49Yeah, you can't, darling.
00:27:51Just for yourself, it's safe.
00:27:53You don't have to leave it alone.
00:27:54But I'm afraid I'm alone.
00:27:58If, for example, I'm alone,
00:28:00then people in my apartment,
00:28:03I'm going to be zombie?
00:28:07Anya, it's virus flu,
00:28:11not zombie.
00:28:12So if you're in quarantine,
00:28:13I'm alone in the room,
00:28:14you're in the window,
00:28:15you don't want to do anything.
00:28:17You can keep up, I'm afraid.
00:28:23Please come on.
00:28:24Okay...
00:28:27So I'm quiet, I should have to leave?
00:28:29I can't leave it alone,
00:28:30I can't leave it alone.
00:28:31I can't leave it alone,
00:28:31I can give you a punishment
00:28:33You can now take one video if you didn't,
00:28:38and after you d360.
00:28:40That's how y'all.
00:28:40I don't know what that is.
00:28:41No, don't.
00:28:44Oh, I don't know.
00:28:47I don't know what the hall is.
00:28:48Just with this one.
00:28:50I can calm.
00:28:52Let's go.
00:28:53Okay?
00:28:57Now I'm going to go.
00:28:58Yes.
00:29:05Okay.
00:29:06Okay.
00:29:08Uh, let's go.
00:29:10Yes.
00:29:21Buka! Buka! Buka!
00:29:24Buka! Buka! Buka!
00:29:36Buka!
00:29:38Buka!
00:29:39Eh, Mas.
00:29:42Kamu nggak kerja, ya?
00:29:45Masukkan tenang cepet.
00:29:46Lockdown.
00:29:47Aku langsung naik konjek ke sini.
00:29:50Nanti konek.
00:29:51Mas, akhirnya kita dikonekkan sih.
00:29:54Cinta, Nih.
00:29:56Cinta.
00:29:57Tanpa pengorbanan.
00:29:59Bukanlah cinta namanya.
00:30:02Ha, ha, ha.
00:30:03Ha, ha.
00:30:04Kind of romantic.
00:30:06We have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:09I wanna see you when I wake up.
00:30:11Cause we can fight and then we make up.
00:30:15No way to wake up.
00:30:16Kamu sweet banget.
00:30:17Nih.
00:30:18Pasti mau minta jatuh.
00:30:20Loh, iya dong.
00:30:21Kan balance.
00:30:23Ruhani.
00:30:24Just money.
00:30:26Eh, mungkin.
00:30:27Eh, masuk, masuk, masuk.
00:30:29Ya? Masuk.
00:30:30Iya, Bu, iya, Bu.
00:30:34Wah, ini kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:36Ngomong sendiri, Bu.
00:30:37Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown, Bu.
00:30:40Sebentar ya, Bu.
00:30:42Guys, lockdown.
00:30:44Ngapain aja di rumah, kasih tau ya.
00:30:47Tuh.
00:30:48Ibu.
00:30:49Ya.
00:30:50Ini, ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:52Iya.
00:30:53Kamu tolong masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya?
00:30:54Kasiannya, leper.
00:30:55Iya, Bu.
00:30:56Nanti Yanni lihat ya.
00:30:57Di kulkas ada apa aja.
00:31:00Hmm.
00:31:01Ya.
00:31:02Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:03Iya, Bu.
00:31:04Iya, Bu.
00:31:04Tenang, Bu.
00:31:05Kan kalau masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:09Masak itu tidak mudah, Bu.
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:14Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti...
00:31:16Wah, sebon.
00:31:18Gitu, Bu.
00:31:19Enak.
00:31:20Yaudah, tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:21Orangnya lapar, kesian.
00:31:22Iya, Bu.
00:31:32Kamu niresek.
00:31:34Ketinggalin ke Andalem Sembarangan.
00:31:36Sekarang suruh begini lagi.
00:31:38Hah?
00:31:41Selanandalem?
00:31:44Selanandalem apa sih?
00:31:46Selanandalem kamu ketinggalin di mobil aku.
00:31:47Ayu pake mobil aku.
00:31:50Dan dia nemuin.
00:31:51Sekarang berantem.
00:31:53Hah?
00:31:53Masa sih aku gak pernah lo ninggalin selanandalem?
00:31:58Ada orang ada namanya ini.
00:32:00Mana pernah aku namain selanandalem aku?
00:32:03Enak kamu tau.
00:32:05Aku jarang pake selanandalem.
00:32:07Ini hanya tuh.
00:32:08Itu bukan tulisan aku, Broto.
00:32:12Ayo, kamu ngakul nama aku.
00:32:14Itu selanandalem siapa?
00:32:15Kamu seminggu lagi.
00:32:17Broto.
00:32:21Janteng.
00:32:22Iya, Bu.
00:32:23Masih ya.
00:32:24Ya.
00:32:25Ngapain sih kamu?
00:32:26Kamu mandi, Bu.
00:32:28Oh.
00:32:30Eh.
00:32:32Ibu tuh kepikiran lo.
00:32:35Kamu pernah gak tuh pereksain terus?
00:32:37Pernah?
00:32:38Kamu ngomongin ginian sih.
00:32:40Kan ibu kepengen punya cucu.
00:32:42Gimana tuh kalo pelurnya kosong?
00:32:44Ya kamu mau tembak tuh apa?
00:32:46Ada, pelurnya ada.
00:32:49Ada, ada, ada.
00:32:50Udah.
00:32:50Udah berosong mau mandi.
00:32:53Iya.
00:32:54Tapi cek ya?
00:32:56Iya.
00:32:58Bener ya?
00:32:58Iya, ibu.
00:33:04Pokoknya jangan sampe ibu tau.
00:33:06Makanya jangan berisik nih mas kita tau.
00:33:12Kamu ngapain sih?
00:33:15Gapak!
00:33:18Gapak!
00:33:20Aduh.
00:33:20Let's go, baby!
00:33:22Gak bisa.
00:33:23Hah?
00:33:23Ibu nyuruh aku itu masak, buat ibu sepuh.
00:33:26Gak bisa, gak bisa.
00:33:27Nah kamu ngajakin kamu mau ngapain lagi sih?
00:33:29Ini udah gini dong?
00:33:30Iya tapi.
00:33:31Aduh.
00:33:32Aku ngulek di sana, mau ngulek di sini ya.
00:33:34Di sini.
00:33:34Tapi gak bisa nanti dicariin ibu.
00:33:36Kamu salah sendiri sih.
00:33:37Belum dia apa-apain.
00:33:38Mbak Kaceng.
00:33:39Hah?
00:33:39Udah pokoknya jangan bersuara.
00:33:41Diam di sini.
00:33:41Hey!
00:33:42What's up?
00:33:43Hey!
00:33:43I'm staying at the place.
00:33:46I'll wait for you to come.
00:33:47I'll be quiet.
00:33:49Stop!
00:33:51Stop!
00:33:53Stop!
00:33:53Stop!
00:33:54Stop!
00:33:58Stop!
00:34:07Stop!
00:34:11Stop!
00:34:23Stop!
00:34:26Stop!
00:34:26Mbak Yanni!
00:34:27Kok kamu tiba-tiba ada disitu?
00:34:29Nah bu, tadi Yanni ngelewat sini ibu asik banget main HP sampe gak ngeliat Yanni.
00:34:36Serius amat bu.
00:34:43Ibu?
00:34:43Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:48Mau ke belakang sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang kalo disini saya mau balesin chat customer.
00:34:57Eh bu, tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Yanni.
00:35:01Itu sinyalnya dead!
00:35:04Ambiar bu!
00:35:05Aduh, marah!
00:35:06Terjemah!
00:35:08Iya, iya.
00:35:12Mbak Yanni, nanti kalo misalnya ibu tanya saya dimana kamu bilang aja gak tau ya?
00:35:17Oh gitu ya.
00:35:18Saya mau fokus kerja tuh.
00:35:19Yah bu!
00:35:25Jadi itu punya siapa? Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih.
00:35:30Kalo aku keluar dari rumah, itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:34Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain?
00:35:36Mbak Yanni.
00:35:37Mbak Yanni itu pada siapa?
00:35:39Nah itu.
00:36:03Mbak Yanni.
00:36:06Aduh bu, telurnya.
00:36:08Daging kambing.
00:36:09Gak ada bu.
00:36:10Aduh, itu loh.
00:36:12Buat beroto.
00:36:13Biar nak.
00:36:14Terus kalo em-em-em.
00:36:15Em-em.
00:36:17Uye uye kali bu.
00:36:19Apa sih tuh ya uye?
00:36:20Uye uye tuh enak-enak gitu loh bu.
00:36:24Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:25Kamu tuh kalo belanja ya.
00:36:27Iya bu.
00:36:27Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:31Kambing toge.
00:36:32Ya.
00:36:32Terus kalo buat buat ayu, keju sama yogurt.
00:36:36Oke.
00:36:37Ya.
00:36:37Soalnya ibu udah pengen punya cucu.
00:36:40Oh alah untuk itu.
00:36:42Yan'i paham bu kalo itu bu.
00:36:44Mendingan Yan'i kenalin aja sama temen-temen.
00:36:46Yan'i di kampung bisa ngobatin orang biar cepet isi loh bu.
00:36:49Pake apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:51Kayak pawang hujan gitu bu.
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih bu.
00:36:56Kambing.
00:36:57Udah lah.
00:36:58Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:00Ya.
00:37:01Siap bu.
00:37:02Terus kalo buat ibu ya.
00:37:03Ini omelet aja.
00:37:05Siap.
00:37:05Tapi tambahin susu dikit.
00:37:07Siap bu.
00:37:08Ya.
00:37:09Makasih ya.
00:37:10Sama-sama ibu.
00:37:12Oh.
00:37:13Ayu mana?
00:37:17Dari tadi sih.
00:37:18Yan'i belum liat ibu Ayu dimana bu.
00:37:21Tuh.
00:37:23Tuh.
00:37:26Tuh moneksi.
00:37:37Tuh.
00:37:38Tuh.
00:37:40Tuh.
00:37:41Tuh.
00:37:43Tuh.
00:37:43Tuh.
00:37:49Yes.
00:37:51Oh!
00:37:53Oh!
00:38:05Ah!
00:38:07Oh!
00:38:07Oh!
00:38:12Ah!
00:38:17Aduh!
00:38:18Masih ya!
00:38:20Cuk!
00:38:21Kamer ganti!
00:38:28Cakeet!
00:38:29Omelette!
00:38:32Eh, Bu Ayu!
00:38:33Bu Sepuh!
00:38:34Eh, ini omelette spesial untuk Bu Sepuh!
00:38:40Enak pasti!
00:38:42Makasih ya!
00:38:43Sama-sama, Bu!
00:38:44Yang disiapin dulu di meja makan ya!
00:38:46Mari, Bu Ayu!
00:38:50Hai!
00:38:51Handsome!
00:38:53Handsome!
00:38:54Mantap!
00:38:56Yuk, aku ready nih!
00:38:58Emang agak-agak bawang sedikit sih, tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan?
00:39:03C'mon!
00:39:05Come to Mama!
00:39:07Enggak!
00:39:08Saya gak pengen!
00:39:10Hah?
00:39:11Kok gitu sih?
00:39:13Baru ditinggal sebentar!
00:39:15Ayolah Mas nih!
00:39:17Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih!
00:39:20Acem-acem engkau udah!
00:39:22Bosku WA barusan!
00:39:24Aduh!
00:39:25Terus?
00:39:25Katanya!
00:39:26Yaudah!
00:39:28Kamu pulang kampung aja!
00:39:29Isolasi sendiri!
00:39:31Nanti saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya!
00:39:34Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:38Dipecat ini mah!
00:39:39Hah?
00:39:40Serius, Mas?
00:39:43Kamu sih?
00:39:44Aduh!
00:39:45Ngapain?
00:39:45Tadi aku dibawa masuk ke sini, aku tuh cuma mau main!
00:39:48Udah dibawa masuk ke sini, gak diapa-apain lagi!
00:39:54Maaf dong, Mas!
00:39:57Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:59Oh iya gak aku nih!
00:40:00Gak ada kerjaan!
00:40:02Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:04Pijet apa gitu deh!
00:40:06Supaya kamu enakkan ya!
00:40:08Krokin deh!
00:40:09Krokin!
00:40:09Krokin!
00:40:10Ayo!
00:40:11Yuk!
00:40:12Sini!
00:40:13Ugar bahan sama!
00:40:15Uuuuh!
00:40:17Uuuuh!
00:40:18Uuuuh!
00:40:18Lama lo aku gak liat badan kamu yang boji banget ini!
00:40:23Hehehehe!
00:40:24Pasti!
00:40:26Pasti ya!
00:40:27Tapi abis krokin hehehehe ya!
00:40:33Mas!
00:40:34Gimana kalau kamu tinggal di sini aja?
00:40:39Ya!
00:40:40Enggara!
00:40:41Enggara!
00:40:41Enggara nanti kalau bos kamu tau dipolisiin loh kita!
00:40:44Alah!
00:40:45Cuma sampe lockdown selesai aja Mas!
00:40:49Aman deh!
00:40:50Aman!
00:40:51Terus mandinya?
00:40:53Kalau mau berat gimana?
00:40:55Kalau mau pipis?
00:40:57Hmm..
00:40:57Kalau mandi gampang Mas!
00:40:59Nanti mandinya malem-malem aja!
00:41:02Pas mau orang udah tidur!
00:41:03Kalau pas lagi gak ada orang jadi aman ya!
00:41:07Bajunya gimana?
00:41:08Aku hanya mau baju!
00:41:09Baju Bapak banyak!
00:41:10Tenang!
00:41:11alternate lol
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00:41:32Sabisi
00:41:34Sabisi
00:41:34Ya уж
00:41:34Pensi
00:41:35Ya weirdly
00:42:43Selamat pagi.
00:42:45Hei Ibu.
00:42:46Ibu bawain sarapan buat kalian.
00:42:52Terima kasih Ibu.
00:42:53Ini teh ginseng.
00:42:56Ini ada rumah rumpahnya loh.
00:42:59Itu buat kejantangan kamu.
00:43:02Kalau ini Ayu, ini juga.
00:43:04Itu bisa nampak kesuburan.
00:43:07Kalau rotinya, terus buat kamu.
00:43:10Ya.
00:43:11Makasih ya.
00:43:12Makasih Ibu.
00:43:15Posisi kalian setelah bercinta.
00:43:18Aduh.
00:43:19Enggak usah.
00:43:20Enggak usah.
00:43:20Enggak usah.
00:43:22Ini serius loh.
00:43:25Enggak usah.
00:43:27Kalian perhatiin ya.
00:43:30Ini tuh penting.
00:43:32Ya.
00:43:33Ini bukan porno.
00:43:35Ini ilmu tau.
00:43:38Kamu, ya.
00:43:39Kamu tuh hayu harus di bawah.
00:43:41Nah, rotonya yang di atas.
00:43:44Gitu loh.
00:43:46Hah.
00:43:47Udah.
00:43:48Bu contohin ya.
00:43:50Eh, eh bu.
00:43:51Jangan, jangan.
00:43:52Bu, ngapain sih.
00:43:53Udah, sebentar.
00:43:54Aduh.
00:43:55Dia ngerti.
00:44:01Nih ya.
00:44:03Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:06Supaya semuanya tuh bisa berenang
00:44:08untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:1115 menit lah.
00:44:14Dah.
00:44:16Bisa gak?
00:44:17Bisa.
00:44:19Ayu, ayo.
00:44:21Itu tadi ibu ajarin.
00:44:22Ayu, coba kamu dipraktekin dulu.
00:44:36Roto.
00:44:37Kamu tuh...
00:44:39Jangan diem aja.
00:44:41Sini sini.
00:44:41Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:44:44Nih, deket terakhirnya.
00:44:47Gini?
00:44:48Ya.
00:44:49Soalnya gini.
00:44:50Kehangatan tangan kamu itu,
00:44:52itu menstimulasi si dedek-dedek itu bisa menang cepat.
00:44:57Gitu loh.
00:45:00Terus...
00:45:01Kamu acak ngobrol.
00:45:04Kamu acak ngobrol.
00:45:06Acak ngobrol.
00:45:07Gini?
00:45:08Iya.
00:45:09Dede.
00:45:10Halo.
00:45:12Berenang, berenang.
00:45:13Iya, iya, iya.
00:45:14Nyelam, nyelam.
00:45:15Ya.
00:45:15Abis itu kamu doa.
00:45:17Ya.
00:45:18Nanti deh.
00:45:19Ibu WA-in kamu ya.
00:45:20Doanya.
00:45:21Ya.
00:45:22Aku tau dari mana sih kayak beginian.
00:45:23Udah lah kerjain aja.
00:45:25Ya.
00:45:27Ya.
00:45:31Ya.
00:45:32Ya.
00:45:32Ya.
00:45:32Udah.
00:45:33Ya udah.
00:45:34Ya udah.
00:45:35Ya udah.
00:45:35Diperantekin dulu sekarang.
00:45:36Masa ibu makan di sini?
00:45:37Tuh.
00:45:37Masa?
00:45:39Masa sekarang?
00:45:40Iya.
00:45:40Makanya ibu keluar dulu dong.
00:45:43Biasalah.
00:45:44Ya.
00:45:44Ya.
00:45:46Ya wis.
00:45:47Ya.
00:45:47Pokoknya ibu cepet dapet cucu ya dari kalian ya.
00:45:50Ya.
00:45:51Malah.
00:45:51Oh mahu.
00:45:54Ya.
00:45:54laptop.lessik
00:46:03T hiya.
00:46:10Emrah.
00:46:42Broto Adi Sutejo.
00:46:45Lama gak ada kabarnya tiba-tiba nelfon.
00:46:47Gue tau nih.
00:46:48Pasti lagi ada maunya nih.
00:46:50Lagi gak pengen bahasa-bahas ini.
00:46:52Emang gue ada maunya.
00:46:54Gue mau nagi utang budi lo sama gue.
00:46:56Utang budi?
00:46:57Kapan?
00:46:58Oh.
00:47:00Perlu gue ingetin nih.
00:47:01Duit-duit gue yang lupa gak abusan gue.
00:47:03Tapi kan lo kebahagiaan juga.
00:47:05Gimana sih lo?
00:47:06Ya tetap aja. Gue hitung utang budi itu.
00:47:08Udah deh Tuhan.
00:47:09Gue butuh bantuan lo nih.
00:47:10Ini serius?
00:47:12Tuhan-tuhan apaan?
00:47:15Oke gini.
00:47:18Bisa gak lo cekin phone-nya aja?
00:47:20Lo cek nomor yang sering luar masuk.
00:47:22Lagi bini lo?
00:47:23Ya iya siapa lagi?
00:47:25Eh gak balik nih.
00:47:27Kalau bini lo yang minta tolong sama gue.
00:47:29Gue percaya.
00:47:30Hah?
00:47:31Lo bantuin gue gak sih?
00:47:32Oke.
00:47:34Tunggu 1-2 jam deh.
00:47:37Ntar gue kabarin.
00:47:38Oke.
00:47:39Tunggu.
00:47:40Tunggu.
00:47:40Tunggu.
00:47:52Tunggu.
00:48:03Tunggu.
00:48:07Tunggu.
00:48:09Tunggu.
00:48:16Tunggu mau bikin video kok.
00:48:21Tunggu k cek.
00:48:24What is it?
00:48:32What is it?
00:48:33What is it?
00:48:34Oh, that's it!
00:48:36That's it.
00:48:38There's everything in the room.
00:48:41What are you talking about?
00:48:45What are you talking about?
00:48:46Interactive.
00:48:47What are you talking about?
00:48:51Ton!
00:48:53Do you have a phone call?
00:48:55Yes, yes.
00:48:59What's the phone call?
00:49:01What's the phone call?
00:49:02You're in front of Ayu.
00:49:04Yes, let me hear you.
00:49:07So, you're asking Anton to send me my phone call?
00:49:10Why?
00:49:11Why are you afraid?
00:49:13Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:49:15This is what i was talking about.
00:49:22This is me.
00:49:23I have a voice for the inner space.
00:49:23The inner space that you met and not the whole room is the same.
00:49:26But you're alone, so I can tell you that I'm wrong.
00:49:30So you're wrong?
00:49:32If we're not trusting how?
00:49:34This is the long time!
00:49:36Oh, there are a number that is running out until this time.
00:49:41Then?
00:49:42That's the one, calm, calm, calm
00:49:44Then?
00:49:45The number that is...
00:49:46or that is the 2nd
00:49:48Hahaha
00:49:50Wow, do you hear it?
00:49:56The one...
00:49:57What, did you call it?
00:49:59Why is your number?
00:50:00Yeah, yes!
00:50:01But you ask me,
00:50:02the number is the one that calls for the phone
00:50:04Do you remember that?
00:50:06I'm not the one out-of-the-one
00:50:10Dang!
00:50:18You're so sad.
00:50:20I don't have to take care of you anymore.
00:50:30I love you.
00:50:33I love you.
00:50:35I love you.
00:50:36I love you.
00:50:38Mantap.
00:50:40Itu toge.
00:50:42Gak si keju ya.
00:50:45Biar Joss.
00:50:46Makan ya.
00:50:51Kenapa sih?
00:50:52Gak masuk rasanya.
00:50:53Biar Joss.
00:50:56Kenapa sih gak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kreasi Chef Tiani.
00:51:00Hmm, udah enak.
00:51:02Lihatin ya.
00:51:04Kalau nanti uangku udah kekumpul, Mas.
00:51:06Di kampung,
00:51:08aku mau bikin Yanis Corner.
00:51:11Jualan mie instan sama kopi.
00:51:14Hmm, pasti laku.
00:51:15Bener, Sani tuh kamu lagi ngumpulin duit?
00:51:17Iya.
00:51:19Enam. Aku tambahin.
00:51:21Serius?
00:51:22Eh, masa aku bohong.
00:51:24Sekarang sih, baru ada 15 jutaan Mas.
00:51:27Tapi kan modalnya 20-25 juta.
00:51:31Alah.
00:51:32Segitu aja kok mau yang ngomong dari awal.
00:51:35Udah langsung tak transfer.
00:51:36Beneran ya.
00:51:37Iya.
00:51:38Tapi gak usah ditransfer Mas.
00:51:40Kenapa?
00:51:40Nabung di bank itu riba.
00:51:43Akhirnya nyalain di sini.
00:51:45Nabungan.
00:51:46Don't worry.
00:51:47Tapi begini.
00:51:49Itu kan aku.
00:51:51Ngasih duit.
00:51:52Investasi.
00:51:53Harus ada.
00:51:54Imbal-baliknya.
00:51:56Dan aku.
00:51:57Tenang.
00:51:58Tak kaki jatah.
00:51:59Tapi makan dulu nih.
00:52:01Togenya.
00:52:02Biar Mirin.
00:52:03Biar Jos ada perlawanan.
00:52:06Ayo.
00:52:06Yang banyak.
00:52:07Yang banyak.
00:52:08Anya.
00:52:09Cuma perek kotoran yang nama Insadalm nya
00:52:11biar gak ketuga bersama perek lain.
00:52:13Mana pernah aku nama Insadalm aku.
00:52:15Ini yang kamu tau.
00:52:17Aku jarang banget selalu dalam.
00:52:30Apa lagi sih Ton?
00:52:32Gak puas lo bikin malu gue?
00:52:34Sorry tentang kejadian tadi Toh.
00:52:36Bukan maksud gue untuk menjebak lo atau gimana-gimana.
00:52:39Toh.
00:52:40Gue punya informasi baru Toh.
00:52:42Ini apa lagi sih?
00:52:43Buruan deh.
00:52:44Hacker gue bilang.
00:52:46Ada satu nomor lagi di email yang sama di handphone video.
00:52:49Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:50Bini lu punya dua nomor.
00:52:52Lu gak tau?
00:52:53Enggak.
00:52:53Soh gue satu doang.
00:52:54Dan di nomor yang satu lagi.
00:52:56Ada satu nomor yang sering banget dia hubungin.
00:52:59Gue kirimain gue nomornya sekarang ya.
00:53:01Oke.
00:53:02Tengok.
00:53:02Tengok.
00:53:04Tengok.
00:53:05Tengok.
00:53:06Tengok.
00:53:07Tengok.
00:53:07Tengok.
00:53:07Tengok.
00:53:07개hamud dari si complic.
00:53:25Tengok.
00:53:28Tengok.
00:53:36Tengok.
00:53:36What?
00:53:40What?
00:53:41Yo!
00:53:44Ayo!
00:53:45Thank you!
00:53:50Yo!
00:53:52Ayo!
00:53:54What's up?
00:53:55What's up?
00:53:56What's up?
00:53:57What's up?
00:54:01What's up?
00:54:06What's up?
00:54:08What's up?
00:54:08What's up?
00:54:09What's up?
00:54:09I have to tell you.
00:54:11What's up?
00:54:12You have to tell me what's up.
00:54:15Where's this?
00:54:18What's up?
00:54:20What's up?
00:54:20What's up?
00:54:21Is that there?
00:54:23Tell me what's up.
00:54:29als
00:54:30the
00:54:30the
00:54:31the
00:54:34is
00:54:35the
00:54:37I don't have a wakti I don't want to comment I don't don't want to talk about I don't want
00:54:45to talk about
00:54:45I don't want to talk about you say you're not what I want to talk about you beautiful
00:55:09In the past two years you got sick, I've never spoke about anything.
00:55:12I heard you! I heard you were my mother!
00:55:15But you heard me in a parent like this!
00:55:19What, what?
00:55:21It makes sense, huh?
00:55:24Hey, the outer space you met that you would be right?
00:55:28I can't remember the children, and now we're going to leave the children in the house,
00:55:34and now we're going to sleep in the house.
00:55:37It's drama.
00:55:42Drama?
00:55:43So you know that a woman who got a two-year-old son, I'm going to ride on it?
00:55:51I'm going to ride on you!
00:55:52If you're going to go to the house, you're going to ride on all of them!
00:55:55You're going to ride on your bike?
00:56:08Broto, Ibu sudah tahu semua tentang A-nya, kelakuan kamu.
00:56:17Sudah lama Ibu tahu.
00:56:21Ibu itu diam saja karena Ibu pikir ini sebentar juga akan lewat.
00:56:25Ternyata kamu itu ngelonjang.
00:56:39Kamu lupanya nama besar kakek kamu, Hadi Sutaijo, yang bikin semua bisnis kamu itu bisa lancar.
00:56:47Masih banyak kok orangnya kakek kamu yang bisa Ibu minta tolong.
00:56:54Kamu istri baik, cantik, minta lagi, masih juga kamu selingkuh.
00:57:00Goblok!
00:57:02Tau babelah nggak?
00:57:06Kamu denger nggak Ibu kamu?
00:57:07Ibu, Ibu kamu sendiri baru selingkuh goblok!
00:57:10Gimana kamu goblok?!
00:57:17Ayu, Ibu tahu tentang kamu sama Dimas.
00:57:24Ibu tahu?
00:57:26Ayu selingkuh sama Dimas, Ibu tahu!
00:57:28Gila sama bener kan?
00:57:29Dia ngasih keluar dari Masih!
00:57:31Jangan mau lupa-lupa di masih!
00:57:32Jangan mau lupa-lupa di masih!
00:57:38Besok Ibu akan panggil Dimas ke sini untuk menjelaskan semuanya.
00:57:48Gak usah Ibu, gak usah dipanggil Dimas ya.
00:57:51Ibu kalau mau ayo pergi sekarang dari rumah ini, ayo pergi Ibu.
00:57:55Gak ada yang pergi kemana-mana.
00:57:58Udahlah, gak usah!
00:57:59Gak usah panggil-panggil Dimas!
00:58:04Lu mau cerik?
00:58:06Mau harta kan?
00:58:09Oke!
00:58:11Gak ada ceria-ceriaan sebelum semua ini dijelaskan.
00:58:17Besok kita bicara lagi.
00:58:20Nanti malam berotoh, kamu tidur sama Ibu.
00:58:25Sementara malam ini, kalian pikirkan baik-baik
00:58:28apa yang akan kalian putuskan untuk besok.
00:58:43Ibu gak mau.
00:58:44Keluarga Ibu tuh berantakan.
00:58:49Nyongkotnya tuh susah banget, jadi kayak keser.
00:58:52Gak ngerti, jadi gimana.
00:58:59Yang ibuH.
00:59:27Hayatwin mont Brooks.
01:00:06Aduh, aduh mas gawat nih gawat, aduh stres deh aku ah.
01:00:11Aku kan udah makan, Yan.
01:00:13Dibuat aku, kalo lagi stres aku harus makan.
01:00:17Lauknya mana?
01:00:18Aku diet protein.
01:00:20Diet protein? Eh, itu ribut-ribut kenapa sih? Mau pada bunuh-bunuhan apa?
01:00:26Cedihnya, kayak aku stres.
01:00:29Kayaknya ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh selingkuh sama adiknya bapak.
01:00:33Kan biasanya suaminya selingkuh?
01:00:34Jangan salah, bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:39Waduh.
01:00:40Aku kan mata-matanya ibu sepuh.
01:00:43Hah? Kau mata-matanya ibu?
01:01:11Kau minyak angin ya?
01:01:13Abis ngerok kamu?
01:01:14Ini sebenernya minyak panah kan dia?
01:01:16Hah?
01:01:29Hei-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi.
01:01:51Yeah, that's all I need to go.
01:01:54Yeah.
01:02:00Oh, I love you.
01:02:02I'm so much
01:02:09I'm so tired
01:02:14I'm so tired
01:02:19I'm so tired
01:02:20I'm so tired
01:02:22I'm so tired
01:02:24I can't go home
01:02:28Jakarta is still in quarantine
01:02:29You're tired
01:02:31You're tired
01:02:34I'm so tired
01:02:35You're tired
01:02:37Don't worry
01:02:39You're tired
01:02:41You're tired
01:02:42You're tired
01:02:44I'm tired
01:02:46I'll be back
01:02:48I'm tired
01:02:53You still sleep
01:02:55I'm sorry.
01:03:01You're not a body?
01:03:04Yeah.
01:03:05You're not a body.
01:03:07Just stay safe.
01:03:09You're not a body.
01:03:11You're not a body.
01:03:13I'm confused.
01:03:18I'm confused.
01:03:18I'm afraid.
01:03:19I'm afraid I'm not a body anymore.
01:03:23I'm afraid I'm afraid of this.
01:03:25When I'm afraid of this,
01:03:28I'm afraid of this.
01:03:30I'm afraid of this.
01:03:32You'll know.
01:03:33So you're already able to make sure.
01:03:37You're not a body.
01:03:42You're fine.
01:03:47I'm sorry.
01:03:50I'm afraid you're a body.
01:03:53You're not a body.
01:03:54I'm sorry.
01:04:09Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:04:11I don't let her go.
01:04:27Assalamualaikum.
01:04:30Hei Dimas.
01:04:32Hei Bu.
01:04:36Ada apa sih Bu? Kok kayaknya genting banget.
01:04:39Udah nanti, masuk aja dulu.
01:04:44Hai Mbak Yu.
01:04:51Mas, sehat.
01:04:58Mas Bambang, kawat, kawat, kawat, kawat.
01:05:01Kamu kemana seluruh Bang?
01:05:03Aduh Mas, itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng loh.
01:05:08Pukul-pukul anggap?
01:05:10Belum.
01:05:12Eh, tadi Ubu Tua masuk sini.
01:05:16Terus gimana?
01:05:17Ya, aku ngumpet pake ini.
01:05:19Aduh.
01:05:20Katanya kamu bisa-bisa nanti nggak punya kerjaan lagi.
01:05:26Aduh, ya itu Mas.
01:05:28Gimana dong?
01:05:31Aduh, kalau Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai, aku nganggur Mas.
01:05:39Berdua dong yang nganggur kita.
01:05:41Nah.
01:05:48Nah.
01:05:49Nah.
01:05:49Nah.
01:05:49Nah.
01:05:49Nah, itu Yan.
01:05:50Ini loh Mas, tabungan aku.
01:05:52Aku nyalenginnya di sini.
01:05:55Eyalah.
01:05:56Duit ini?
01:05:58Iya.
01:05:58Enak banget.
01:05:59Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada Ibu secara langsung.
01:06:06Brata.
01:06:08Kamu duluan?
01:06:09Dia aja duluan.
01:06:11Dia akan yang makan saudara sendiri.
01:06:13Eh, kapan sih Mas?
01:06:14Kebatut lu.
01:06:15Ayo lang.
01:06:16Stok, Brata.
01:06:31Aku aja yang jelasin ya Ibu.
01:06:33Brata emang kayak gitu.
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal.
01:06:37Nih.
01:06:38Ini masalahnya.
01:06:41Dari awal lu tuh nggak pingin kalah.
01:06:43Harus selalu didengar.
01:06:45Harus duluan.
01:06:46Harus dominan.
01:06:48Dominan.
01:06:48Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:51Oke.
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan.
01:06:55Kenapa?
01:06:56Karena kamu pelimpan.
01:06:58Kamu nggak bisa bikin keputusan cepat.
01:07:00Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga.
01:07:02Eh.
01:07:03Nggak eh.
01:07:04Itu bukan pelimpan.
01:07:05Tau nggak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu.
01:07:07Biar keputusannya nggak talah.
01:07:09Hahaha.
01:07:10Alasan.
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan.
01:07:14Eh.
01:07:15Bu.
01:07:15Sekarang nih.
01:07:16Ini lagi nyeles.
01:07:17Dari masalah intinya.
01:07:19Ya itu kamu sekalian perempuan.
01:07:21Titik.
01:07:21Gue bebas ngomong apa aja.
01:07:22Bodoh banget.
01:07:23Yang jelas tanya nggak bikin gue kayak gini.
01:07:25Ketai ton.
01:07:26Kesampah.
01:07:27Nikain aja.
01:07:28Oh iya emang.
01:07:28Udah gue rencana itu aja.
01:07:30Hahaha.
01:07:31Rencana.
01:07:33Bruto dengan segala rencananya yang nggak pernah terjadi.
01:07:36Eh.
01:07:37Lo diem ya.
01:07:37Ya kamu nafik ya.
01:07:38Lo pikir nggak lo tidur dengan adek gue.
01:07:40Lo lebih sudi dari gue.
01:07:42Mas.
01:07:42Mas lu.
01:07:43Eh anjingnya mau ngomong.
01:07:49Dimas.
01:07:51Biar aku aja yang jelasin.
01:08:00Disaat aku tahu bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya.
01:08:04Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita.
01:08:08Dan ternyata Dimas orangnya.
01:08:13Dari semenjak saat itu, aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan.
01:08:20Routine ngobrol.
01:08:23Teleponan.
01:08:25Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku.
01:08:28Aku juga lakuin.
01:08:30Tapi sama adek kamu.
01:08:32Lihat kamu.
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa.
01:08:35Mas, mas bentar.
01:08:35Urus dengerin dulu.
01:08:43Dimas.
01:08:45Nanti juga kamu dapat giliran.
01:08:49Udah yuk lanjutin.
01:08:51Jadi, aku sama Dimas sudah ada rencana untuk menikah.
01:08:56Setelah aku cerai dari broto.
01:09:00Tapi ibu tenang aja.
01:09:03Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu.
01:09:06Cuma bedanya, kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik.
01:09:11Ya?
01:09:13Ya enggak lah.
01:09:15Enggak, enggak, enggak.
01:09:17Sudah yang diam.
01:09:19Ibu udah denger semuanya, kan?
01:09:21Sudah jelas ini udah clear.
01:09:24Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya.
01:09:29Dan lo?
01:09:32You're going to leave it with all of your friends and you're going to leave it.
01:09:38I'm going to ask you.
01:09:40I'm going to do it.
01:09:42Good.
01:09:42Bu, bu, bu, bu.
01:09:43It's all wrong, bu.
01:09:45It's not true like this.
01:09:46Mas, I'm sorry to Allah.
01:09:47I don't have a hubung with you with me.
01:09:49I don't know.
01:09:51You're wrong with me.
01:09:53You're wrong.
01:09:53You're wrong with me.
01:09:54You're wrong with me.
01:09:54You're wrong with me.
01:09:57You're wrong with me.
01:09:59Yanni, go here.
01:10:00You're ready, bu.
01:10:04I'm going to do it with Ibu Sepuh.
01:10:07Aduh.
01:10:09Do I for you, ma?
01:10:12Yes.
01:10:13Thank you, sayang.
01:10:14You'll be able to do it.
01:10:17Eh, mas.
01:10:19But if everything is finished,
01:10:22Mas, let me go to the village.
01:10:24Let's get married.
01:10:25Let me take my money.
01:10:27I'm fine.
01:10:27Ya.
01:10:29Ya.
01:10:29Kalau itu aku mau.
01:10:31Tapi ada syaratnya.
01:10:33Apa?
01:10:33Jangan pernah yanati aku.
01:10:37Ya.
01:10:38Ya, Nih.
01:10:40Ya, Nih.
01:10:42Masih meragukan cintaku saja.
01:10:46Kalau urusan janji setia,
01:10:48Akan aku pegang teguh sampai akhir hayatku nanti.
01:10:55Seperti kata Glenn Bradley.
01:10:59Tak pernah setengahan.
01:11:02Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya, mas?
01:11:05Udah ganti, Tompi.
01:11:07Pokoknya doain aku ya.
01:11:09Janji ya.
01:11:09Ya, ya, ya.
01:11:10Mas Bambang.
01:11:22Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP.
01:11:27Tapi pakai senyum-senyum.
01:11:29Ya terus?
01:11:30Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum?
01:11:33Oh ya, jelas dong.
01:11:35Ini handphone.
01:11:37Sengaja saya tinggalin di sini waktu Bu Ayu telepon.
01:11:40Ibu.
01:11:42Ini buah kesukaan Ibu.
01:11:45Ya, ya.
01:11:46Hei, Bu.
01:11:48Yaudah, Yanji kebelahan lagi, Ibu.
01:11:50Ibu makan dong.
01:11:51Dari kemarin gak pernah makan, Ibu.
01:11:52Nanti Yanji lagi yang makan.
01:11:54Ibu.
01:11:55Masih.
01:11:55Tapi sebenarnya saya lagi ngerekor.
01:11:58Nih buktinya.
01:12:01Aku cuman kasih tau.
01:12:03Terus, sejak saat itu.
01:12:06Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngelupain gitu.
01:12:09Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah.
01:12:12Bu.
01:12:12Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu.
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya.
01:12:15Lu masih ngeles aja.
01:12:16Iya.
01:12:17Buktinya tuh.
01:12:20Bu.
01:12:21Mas.
01:12:23Sumpah Mas.
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku.
01:12:26Suka ngecat aku.
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat.
01:12:29Katanya Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu.
01:12:31Selingkul sama cewek siapa gak ngerti.
01:12:34Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak.
01:12:37Mbaayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa.
01:12:40Sorry ya.
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku.
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku.
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi.
01:12:48Udah stop aku cut sampe disitu Bu.
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mbaayu.
01:12:54Mbaayu ngechat.
01:12:54Aku juga gak pernah bales.
01:12:56Mas.
01:12:57Nih Mas.
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya.
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri.
01:13:01Dibas kamu ngapain sih Dibas?
01:13:03Mba.
01:13:03Aku tuh sayang sama Mba.
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya.
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mba.
01:13:10Ini yang chat bagiannya lu hapus.
01:13:12Aduh capek.
01:13:13Itu udah murus ya.
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama nge-check aja deh handphonenya Mbaayu.
01:13:16Oke.
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu di hapus.
01:13:19Di handphone Mbaayu pasti masih ada.
01:13:20Gitu aja.
01:13:22Ayu.
01:13:24Boleh beli liat handphone kamu.
01:13:29Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu.
01:13:30Aku.
01:13:31Ini yang salah brota gua.
01:13:33Aku cuma disakitin.
01:13:34Aku.
01:13:34Yang selingkuh dia.
01:13:36Ibu ini.
01:13:37Ini aku Ayu.
01:13:38Anak profon ibu ya.
01:13:39Ibu saya.
01:13:40Ibu.
01:13:41Ibu.
01:13:43Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu.
01:13:46Ini karena ibu sayang sama kamu.
01:13:51Makanya ibu mau biar ini jelas.
01:13:54Ya ibu.
01:13:55Ya ibu.
01:14:20Hei.
01:14:23Ayu.
01:14:24Aku masih dimuingmu.
01:14:26Aku baru datang.
01:16:01Tidak.
01:16:01Ini tidak benar.
01:16:02Harusnya bukan aku yang disalahkan.
01:16:04Harusnya berotong.
01:16:05Berotong.
01:16:06Dimas.
01:16:08Dimas.
01:16:08Dimas, kamu kenapa mengomong begitu di depan mereka?
01:16:11Tadi tidak ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:13Kamu tidak tahu apa yang kamu omongin.
01:16:15Mbak Ayu.
01:16:17Kamu ingat semua masa depannya.
01:16:18Sudah kita rencanakan buat kita.
01:16:20Mbak Ayu.
01:16:21Kalau Mbak Ayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariinko buat Mbak.
01:16:25Ya.
01:16:29Aku tidak butuh bantuan.
01:16:32Kamu...
01:16:33Kamu sama saja kakak kamu, ya?
01:16:35Tidak.
01:16:36Tidak.
01:16:38Tidak.
01:17:04Tidak.
01:17:05Tidak.
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01:17:24Tidak.
01:17:26Tidak.
01:17:26Tidak.
01:17:28Tidak.
01:17:28Tidak.
01:17:45I'm a kid.
01:17:52I'm not happy with your father.
01:17:55I'm not happy with you.
01:17:55I've never been a kid with your son.
01:17:59I don't know what to do with you.
01:18:12I don't know what to do with you.
01:18:26Everything happens with a goal.
01:18:34You and I are not true.
01:18:42You and I are a miracle.
01:18:50You and me are one.
01:19:00I love you, Proto.
01:19:05Before, now, and forever.
01:19:25I love you, Proto.
01:19:43Mas Bapa, masa sedi...
01:19:46Mas?
01:19:49Mas!
01:19:51Mas!
01:19:54No!
01:19:56Mas mama!
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