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Off Campus Episode 4
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00:06Did you just say, you want me to give you a...
00:12Orgasm?
00:12Yeah.
00:13God, why is it so hard for boys to say orgasm?
00:16It's not hard for me to say orgasm.
00:17I can say orgasm.
00:19Orgasm.
00:20See?
00:21Just, are you still drunk?
00:23Okay.
00:23Yeah.
00:24Let's do this.
00:25Uh, I'm gonna tell you something really heavy, and you're gonna want to dwell on it, but
00:32you shouldn't.
00:33I'm just telling you the bad stuff so that you can understand my request.
00:38Okay?
00:39It's just a means to an end.
00:41Okay?
00:43A means to an end.
00:46Got it.
00:49I was raped.
00:53Wow.
00:54Okay.
00:54There's really no way to make that seem less heavy than it is.
00:58Uh...
00:58It happened in high school.
01:00I was drugged at a party.
01:02That's why I don't like drinking in public.
01:04Oh, shit.
01:04Uh, no, no.
01:05See, what you're doing right now is dwelling.
01:07And I need you to just breeze past this part, okay?
01:09Focus up.
01:10Graham, are you breezing?
01:11Uh, yeah.
01:12I'm breezing.
01:14I'm breezing.
01:15I...
01:15I had a lovely therapist.
01:17Her name was Carol.
01:18She had these mismatched mugs and a really extensive tea collection.
01:22Uh...
01:24She helped me understand that the rape doesn't define me.
01:28Even though I firmly put this behind me, I still can't seem to, you know, orgasm with
01:35a guy.
01:35I mean, on my own, sure.
01:37Fine.
01:37Fireworks.
01:38But, uh, yeah, not with someone else.
01:41Um, and things are going really well with Justin.
01:46He texted me saying that his roommates will be gone later.
01:49Um, and we all know what that means.
01:52I-I'm just really nervous about hooking up with him.
01:56I wanna be ready.
01:57So, I was thinking if I can finish with someone, you know, lower stakes first.
02:03Lower stakes?
02:04A friend.
02:05That I'd feel more prepared for Justin.
02:09So...
02:12Yeah.
02:12Wow.
02:13What do you think?
02:18Uh...
02:19Wow.
02:19Okay.
02:20Yeah.
02:20That was a lot.
02:21Sorry.
02:22Um...
02:22I'm kinda out of practice telling people about this.
02:25No one at Briar knows.
02:28Not even Allie?
02:30Just you.
02:33Wow.
02:34Yeah.
02:36Look.
02:38I promise that I have worked so hard to move past this.
02:42Okay?
02:42I'm not fragile.
02:43I don't need your pity.
02:44I don't need you to be my therapist.
02:46I just need you to do this one last thing for me.
02:49Okay?
02:50A thing you have done for many, many, many, many women.
02:55You know, it's just...
02:56It means to an end.
02:59Exactly.
03:00Okay.
03:01I'll do it.
03:04Really?
03:06You will?
03:06Of course.
03:08You're my friend and you need me.
03:17Did you mean now?
03:19No, no.
03:20Not now.
03:21I have class.
03:23Uh...
03:24Um...
03:25Uh...
03:26Later?
03:27Tonight?
03:29Tonight it is.
03:43I don't understand.
03:45Sweet, sweet talk.
03:47Can I just be the first to say how thrilled we are that you decided to pledge Sigtel?
03:51We welcome you to our brotherhood.
03:53Sweet talk.
03:54Okay.
03:55And as your future beg, it is my pleasure.
03:57Nay.
03:58My honor.
03:59To haze you.
04:01And all I ask is that you take care of that one little grape.
04:04Until I ask you to stop.
04:05That's it?
04:06That's it, bud.
04:07It's so simple.
04:09Yeah, I can do that.
04:12Guys, I gotta be honest.
04:13I was a little worried you're gonna make me streak across campus or frost my tips.
04:17No!
04:17No, no.
04:18Hey, I'm gonna be your big brother.
04:20Would your brother do something like that to you?
04:22I guess not, man.
04:23Yeah.
04:23Okay.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Well, thanks, y'all.
04:25This is gonna be really good.
04:27Well, just one last thing.
04:29Should anything happen to your fruit baby, it will be replaced by a slightly larger piece
04:33of fruit.
04:33Wait, what do you mean by that?
04:35Yo, it's a good one.
04:39Good luck, sweet talk.
04:41This is the part where you run.
04:43No, okay.
04:44Come on.
04:45Yellow, yellow haze.
04:49Yellow, yellow.
04:50Good luck, yellow.
04:51Okay.
04:51It's a good one.
04:52Intrigue.
04:53This is much stronger than what you brought to class.
04:55But I'm concerned.
04:57I'm not really hearing you in this.
04:59Well, they're Justin's words, but I'm going to arrange the crap out of it.
05:03I'm thinking strings, like a shifting chromatic alteration verse.
05:06Okay, I'm going to just jump back in here before this conversation gets away from me.
05:10Uh, let's try.
05:14Do you have a favorite song?
05:16Something you love to listen to when you're sad or bored?
05:20Ah, see?
05:22What you just did.
05:23When your whole body relaxed.
05:25Now, were you thinking of specific chord progressions?
05:28No.
05:28I was thinking about listening to Paramore at my middle school bus stop.
05:33Made me feel so complicated in punk rock.
05:36Exactly.
05:36How it made you feel.
05:38You see, people think that pop music is shallow, but it lives deep inside us.
05:44It creates memories.
05:46It etches them into our bones.
05:49If you do it right, it lets us feel what you were feeling when you're writing it.
05:55That's what the judges want.
05:57You got to let us in.
06:01Wow.
06:02That was really good advice.
06:03I know.
06:04I should be a teacher.
06:12And I knew it was a dream, because my childhood dog, Rosie, was there.
06:15But she was like dark brown instead of tan.
06:18I think we should break up.
06:25But she was like a little bit more.
06:28I didn't know.
06:30I knew it was a big deal.
06:31I knew it was a big deal.
06:33I knew it was a big deal, but I knew it was a big deal.
06:36I knew it was a big deal.
06:40How many times is he gonna do this to me?
06:42Do what? What are you talking about?
06:43Your whole Allie's breakup and five-act cycle.
06:46You go through the same stages every time.
06:48First, surprise fight Allie,
06:49which I can safely say we're in right now.
06:52Then, eats her feelings Allie,
06:53destroys three bags of hot Cheetos,
06:54followed by raging diva Allie.
06:56I mean, stop titling things.
06:57Like, these are things that happen.
06:58These are not things that happen.
06:59Then, complete and total breakdown Allie has a,
07:01well, that one's self-explanatory.
07:03And the grand finale, late-night phone call Allie,
07:06where you beg me to take you back.
07:08That is not what I do!
07:09That is exactly what you do.
07:11I know you better than anyone else in the world, Al.
07:13I know that you're secretly scared of cats.
07:15I know that you're out of ChapStick.
07:16Speaking of which,
07:19I stopped by CVS on the way over.
07:22And I know that you love me.
07:23And I love you.
07:26So, that is why I need to protect myself
07:27by opting out of the next 36 hours.
07:30Our breakup is not an extended warranty, Sean.
07:33You can't just opt out.
07:34Well, the alternative is that I get angry or sad
07:37or beg you not to make this mistake again,
07:39but you will because you always do.
07:40And I disappear into some sad hole of video games
07:43and depression and ultimately take you back
07:45because I can't imagine my life without you.
07:49It's not fair to me, Al.
07:52Sean, I need you to hear me.
07:55I'm sorry if I've hurt you before.
07:58This is it.
08:00We're just going in different directions.
08:01And I don't even know what direction I'm going in,
08:03but I'm going there by myself.
08:08I'm not gonna call you.
08:12Okay.
08:17And I'm not at a ChapStick.
08:20Yes, you are.
08:23See you in 36 hours.
08:45Oh.
08:48Shit.
08:49That's wrong, G.
08:50Can't rock a measly 205 anymore?
08:52No, yeah, I'm...
08:54Oh, thanks.
08:58i'm fucking with you graham i know
09:04right
09:15okay what's going on look dean you're uh you're kind of well
09:24you've been with a good amount of women i always knew this day would come
09:29well garrett when a man and woman love each other very much okay okay hold up hold up hold up
09:33i'm
09:33listening is there something going on with hannah no uh not hannah someone else she wants me to do
09:46this uh this thing do all the things bro do them all it's just it's kind of a big
09:56thing it's really important to her she's like trusting me is hannah a virgin what
10:02no dude don't don't don't make this weird
10:12this doesn't leave the weight room we're not actually having this conversation
10:17it's just that i uh i really want it to be good
10:20for her if it's her first time she might not come not an option she has to come respect
10:26milder there's one thing that helps make a girl come the single most effective highly
10:32recommended enjoyed by all tool at your disposal trust that's it she's just gotta feel completely
10:40safe like completely relaxed but consent is key and she can't consent if she doesn't feel safe so
10:47you just you just gotta figure out whatever makes this specific girl who is not hannah feel safe
10:53i'm just not sure i'm the kind of guy she should be trusting with this well she asked you she
11:01thinks you are which is fucking hot
11:06just don't skimp on the foreplay yeah talking five play six play yeah got it you know right
11:14thanks good talk man great talk
11:19sorry i was uh justin hi yeah it's easier ways to get my attention
11:25sorry yeah i was just on my phone i'm taking the piss don't worry about it
11:31my advisor really likes the song mostly okay yeah mostly yeah he has some notes but uh it's getting
11:37there cool uh you are never applied to my text do you want to come over later and work on
11:44the song
11:46uh definitely yes but uh there's just one last thing i need to iron out before we dive into it
11:52um
11:53rain check rain check yeah yeah i'm really looking forward to it cool cool cool yeah yeah bye i guess
12:03bye
12:03bye bye
12:07you're scared of heights that's vertical you wanted lights go see a show you ran away that's touch and go
12:16you're scared of love where aren't we all well aren't we all
12:20Come on.
12:36Hey.
12:38Hey.
12:39Hey.
12:49Is that dress?
12:50Ollie's.
12:52Yeah.
12:56We did say seven, right?
12:59Yeah.
13:02Uh, come on up.
13:12Would you be, um, more comfortable wearing literally anything else?
13:21Maybe.
13:26Big vest.
13:37Uh, you don't need to turn around.
13:40You're about to see me naked.
13:42Yeah.
13:43But not until you want me to.
13:57Okay.
14:07All clear.
14:11Are nightgowns my thing now?
14:13Definitely.
14:19Uh, yeah, yeah, so are you gonna do it now?
14:24Oh, well, uh, I mean, as romantic as that is, um, here.
14:32Why don't you pick a song to play?
14:34Um, just, uh, set the mood a little.
14:37Set the mood?
14:39Ew, that's awful.
14:40I can't believe those words actually came out of your mouth.
14:44People say that.
14:47Okay, let me see.
14:52Wait, this is one of your most played songs?
14:54Which one?
14:55Shhh.
15:01I'm setting the mood.
15:09You're actually proving my point.
15:11The mood is set.
15:12Is that right?
15:13Please.
15:14This song is so sexy, it makes me want to do a sexy little dance.
15:20What is happening to me?
15:22The groove.
15:23It's taking over.
15:26Look.
15:29You're feeling it, too.
15:31Oh.
15:35Okay.
15:37Oh, yeah.
15:38That's terrible.
15:39I love it.
15:49Well, yeah.
15:52Hey.
15:54I've been a pretty bright and bide my time.
15:59Spend my life out looking for somebody
16:03to give me love like you.
16:07Now you told me that you want to leave me.
16:10Darling I've never been here.
16:43I don't know.
17:12I don't know.
17:46I don't know.
17:46What's wrong?
17:48Nothing.
17:49Nothing.
17:51I think we should stop.
17:54I don't want to stop.
17:56I can do this.
17:57No, you don't have to.
17:58But I...
17:59I want to.
18:01Okay?
18:03Fuck.
18:09I'm sorry.
18:11Sorry.
18:12It's okay.
18:13This...
18:14This is what happens.
18:16I...
18:18I'm in it.
18:19I'm having fun.
18:20I feel good.
18:24And then I just like zoom out.
18:27I leave my body.
18:30I...
18:31It's like I'm...
18:32I'm sitting there watching myself from across the room going...
18:35What is wrong with you?
18:38Nothing.
18:41Nothing is wrong with you.
18:42I...
18:43I...
18:44What if...
18:48I...
18:50I...
18:51What if I'm broken?
18:53You're not broken, Wellesie.
18:56You just don't trust me enough to fully let go.
19:00And that's okay.
19:00No.
19:01But I do trust you.
19:03I wouldn't...
19:04I wouldn't be here if I didn't.
19:06But...
19:06Nothing is more vulnerable than sex.
19:10So...
19:12If you're not there yet...
19:15That sounds completely normal.
19:19I thought that was surprisingly deep.
19:26I do have another idea.
19:29I mean, if you're willing to hear it.
19:33Yeah.
19:34Okay.
19:34Sure.
19:37Instead of...
19:38Me giving you an orgasm...
19:42Why don't you...
19:44Give yourself one?
19:46Uh...
19:47That's not gonna prove anything.
19:48I do that all the time.
19:50Oh, do you?
19:51Yeah.
19:52Okay.
19:55Then...
19:57Show me.
20:10Show me.
20:15And I'll show you.
20:36Check.
20:42verage of groups.
20:45Okay, let me see.
20:46Make sure this.
20:46I need to stop watching.
20:46It's better.
20:48I can't Hallo.
20:48Be active.
20:51I'm not eating...
20:54My roommate ص будет fast.
20:55Mr.OWSAD
20:55Nah, my
20:55come from here. Alright. You can
21:45Stay here.
21:47Stay with me.
22:22Stay with me.
22:26Oh, my God.
22:26I did it.
22:35Thanks.
22:37No.
22:38No.
22:40That was...
22:43Thanks.
22:56So what now?
23:03Drunk Shakespeare?
23:04Who's drunk?
23:05Like, the actors or the audience?
23:07Everyone.
23:08Last year's Hamlet got so drunk that he made out with the ghost of his own father.
23:12Yikes.
23:13Yeah.
23:14Okay.
23:14Well, I wish Allie luck for me.
23:16Yeah.
23:18Jackpot.
23:20Always counting Tucker to make too much pasta salad.
23:25Why does he always put Brussels sprouts in it?
23:27Yum.
23:29All right.
23:29Give me.
23:30Yeah, you want to just go to a little bacon on it.
23:31All right.
23:45I told you that was a sexy song.
23:48Gotta say, I'm surprised it's one of your most played.
23:50Kind of doesn't fit in with your whole, I'm a cool hockey man that listens to classic rock
23:54image.
23:55Hey, I'm a cool hockey man that contains multitudes.
23:58So.
23:59So.
24:04But actually, my mom used to, uh, play me all kinds of music.
24:08Yeah, she sounds cool.
24:10Yeah, she was cool.
24:11She had a huge record collection.
24:13She used to let me pick one out to play whenever my dad got too intense.
24:24How do you feel when you listen to that song?
24:27Why do you ask?
24:28Is it just something my advisor said?
24:31Uh, I guess.
24:34Um, it makes me feel bold.
24:37Bold?
24:38Yeah, like to just say, I like you, deal with it.
24:43That's badass.
24:44Yeah, it is badass.
24:51You know, I was thinking.
24:57Sorry.
24:58Uh, where were we?
25:00Uh, I actually probably should go.
25:03Uh, are you sure?
25:05Yeah.
25:05Yeah.
25:06I have a lot to do for the showcase and classes and, yeah.
25:11Uh, but, uh, thank you for your service.
25:14It's much appreciated.
25:19See you soon?
25:21Yeah, okay.
25:22Um, I'll text you.
25:32So, Garrett made you come.
25:33Yep.
25:34Then you're not freaking out.
25:35No?
25:36Uh, and you broke up with Sean.
25:38Yeah.
25:38Yeah, and you're not freaking out.
25:40No?
25:40Because if you were freaking out, I could break out the emergency stash of hot Cheetos.
25:45No.
25:46I can't let myself become eats her feelings, Allie.
25:48Because if I do that, I'll just keep backsliding through Raging Diva Allie, and then Complete and Total Breakdown Allie,
25:54and then next thing you know, I'll be Insurance Queen of Dorset Vermont Allie.
25:57God help us all.
25:59No, I promised myself.
26:00This has to be the last time.
26:02It has to stick.
26:03I'm actually doing pretty well so far.
26:05Like, I don't even really miss Sean.
26:09I believe you.
26:10Uh, even if you are wearing his sweatshirt.
26:14This isn't his sweatshirt.
26:16Um.
26:23Oh, my God!
26:25I am a woman possessed!
26:27Ann, you gotta help me.
26:29I lied.
26:30I already ate the Cheetos.
26:31I licked the back clean.
26:33Who is that?
26:33Who is that?
26:34Is it Garrett?
26:35Is it Justin?
26:35Like, please distract me with the sordid details of the intricate web that is your love life.
26:39Uh, it's Justin.
26:42So you're still into him?
26:44Of course I am.
26:45I worked out this whole orgasm problem so that I could be with him, didn't I?
26:49Well, yeah, but I don't know.
26:50You might be dickmatized by Garrett.
26:53You wouldn't be the first.
26:54Yeah.
26:56Okay, I'll admit it.
26:59The night was kind of perfect.
27:01Garrett made me feel really safe and a lot of really, really good other things, but doesn't
27:08magically turn him into someone else, you know?
27:10No, you gotta take him at face value.
27:12Right, exactly.
27:14And the guy can't get through a single conversation without someone trying to sext him, which is fine, because I
27:20got the orgasm, which is what I wanted.
27:23It's just an arrangement between friends.
27:26Yeah, and this won't make your friendship weird at all.
27:30Well, we had a plan.
27:31The plan worked.
27:33There will be absolutely no weirdness whatsoever.
27:36It was so weird.
27:38Yeah, well, girls don't usually love it when other girls snap you during a hookup.
27:42Logan, this is Bernardo.
27:44Protect him with your life.
27:45Your life.
27:46Why do you care how the night ended anyway?
27:47Because he didn't want it to end.
27:50What?
27:50You guys have been talking about this all practice, and the answer seems pretty obvious.
27:58Hey, does Logan seem off to you guys today?
28:00What do you mean?
28:01I don't know.
28:02Bunch of missed passes, flubbed a goal, stuff like that.
28:04What?
28:04No, not you.
28:05Birdie.
28:06What do you mean?
28:07What's obvious?
28:07You're into her, dude.
28:08Fuck.
28:09I think you're right.
28:10All right, he's all over the place.
28:11Shut up, Joe.
28:12I should tell her.
28:13Yep.
28:14Like today?
28:15Yep.
28:17Shit.
28:17He's going to drunk Shakespeare later.
28:19Sounds like you're going to drunk Shakespeare.
28:21Hey, Joe.
28:21Watch Bernardo.
28:22Who?
28:26Who's going to drunk Shakespeare?
28:28Anna.
28:28Bernardo.
28:28Amazing, I'm there.
28:30Hold this for Birdie.
28:33So why don't we go to drunk Shakespeare?
28:35We are not going anywhere.
28:37Birdie thinks I should tell Hannah how I feel about her.
28:40How do you feel about her?
28:42Finally.
28:43I'm telling you it's the right move, Jig.
28:45We all fuck with Rosie, and I think she's good for you.
28:49No!
28:50Bernardo, ow!
28:52Okay.
28:52We're going to drunk Shakespeare.
29:03Okay, dramatic entrance.
29:05Whatever.
29:06Seriously.
29:07What's your damage, Heather?
29:08Nothing, just a shitty practice.
29:10Really?
29:12That's it?
29:13Yeah.
29:14That's it.
29:15Garrett, he was just so busy talking about Hannah that we missed a bunch of passes and
29:19it just made me look bad.
29:21Ah, I see what's happening.
29:24This is about your dumb crush on Hannah.
29:26What?
29:28That's...
29:29I...
29:29I don't...
29:32Convincing.
29:33Don't bother.
29:34I saw the way you were staring at her at karaoke.
29:36This is so like you.
29:37You want things you can't have.
29:38No, I don't.
29:39You need a fucking wake-up call.
29:40Maybe Garrett can afford to get distracted chasing a little crush, but you can't.
29:43You don't have a guaranteed deal with the Bruins.
29:45Jules, I get it.
29:46You've been passed over twice in the draft.
29:48Your chances of making it to the NHL are slimmer than Timmy Chalamet.
29:51And if you don't make it, it's you and Mom.
29:53At the garage.
29:55Forever.
29:57Is that what you want?
30:00No, it's not what I fucking want.
30:02I'm just saying.
30:04If you're going to chase an impossible dream, chase one that actually matters.
30:13What's up, this game, boy?
30:21This mingle with the audience before the show schtick is such hacky student director bullshit.
30:26It's immersive.
30:27We're breaking down the aesthetic distance.
30:28Give me a fucking break.
30:29Hey, whoa, babe.
30:30Maybe we've turned the corner into Raging Diva Alley.
30:33Oh, maybe you've turned the corner into Cuntsville.
30:36I'm so sorry.
30:37I didn't mean that.
30:38No, it's okay.
30:39It's your first show at Briar without Sean.
30:42Yeah, you just really used to help calm me down, you know?
30:44I'm kind of nervous.
30:46Yeah, maybe it is making me a little bit of a...
30:49Katherine!
30:49Don't touch a prop, that's not dirt!
31:04Hey, hey.
31:06You're here.
31:07What are you doing here?
31:14I'm glad you're here, but...
31:16Well, Beau recruited me.
31:17I have to steal this from Tucker.
31:19Spock!
31:19Oh, my...
31:20Sorry.
31:21You kidding me?
31:22Hey, well, Z.
31:23Hey.
31:24Jordan?
31:25Justin.
31:26Oh, right.
31:27Yeah.
31:27Yeah, sorry.
31:27My bad.
31:28That's all good, man.
31:29Uh, is Beau and Dean Draka here?
31:31Yeah, man.
31:32Well, you know Dean.
31:33He's persuasive.
31:35What about you, bro?
31:35You big Shakespeare guy?
31:36Uh, not really, but, uh, Hannah told me she was coming, so, here I am.
31:41Ha-ha.
31:42Oh, she did?
31:43She did.
31:45Looks like the show's starting.
31:48Yeah.
31:48Do you want to go to sit?
31:50Couch is free.
31:52Yeah, yeah.
31:53We should probably sit.
31:54Yeah.
31:55See you around, man.
31:56Yeah, brother.
32:13Come on, bitches.
32:14Let me hear you all scream for our gay show.
32:18A Midsummer Night's Scree!
32:26Now, virgins oft find drunk Shakespeare scary.
32:31If it's your first time, I'll pop your cherry.
32:34And there's only one rule, my sweet, gentle twinks.
32:37When an actor calls lime, everyone drinks.
32:42I like that.
32:44That's great.
32:45What?
32:46What?
32:50No.
32:51I'm so sorry, everyone.
32:52It seems that the actors that we're going to play, our four young lovers, have all been
32:57struck by a terrible affliction.
33:02True love?
33:02No.
33:03Gonorrhea.
33:04Oh!
33:09We'll be needing some brave volunteers from the audience.
33:13You go.
33:16Would you look at this couple.
33:21Give it up for our Hermia and Lysander!
33:34Thanks.
33:35I love this.
33:36Ew.
33:37Okay, next, I need a big, strong man to play Demetrius.
33:43Me, Garrett Graham.
33:44I want to be in the show.
33:45Shut the fuck up.
33:46You can't tell her how you feel sitting here on your ass.
33:48Come on.
33:49Come on.
33:49Come here, pookie.
33:50That's okay.
33:51No, I'm all right.
33:51I'm all right.
33:52I'm all right.
33:53Come on, baby.
33:54All right.
33:55All right.
33:56All right.
34:03Okay.
34:03Now we just need a Helena.
34:05She's a real messy bitch who wants to get in Demetrius' pants.
34:10Can anyone relate?
34:16Allow me.
34:19Not even gonna wait to be picked.
34:21That is messy.
34:22Let's hear it for our four young lovers!
34:25From the game, right?
34:27Hannah.
34:28Please, everyone knows the girl who locked down Garrett Graham.
34:31Uh, no.
34:31No, I didn't lock him.
34:33I mean, we're not locked.
34:35He is free to unlock anyone he wants.
34:38Just stir up some drama.
34:40All right.
34:41Hermia.
34:42Let's get you all caught up.
34:45All right.
34:45You're in love with Lysander.
34:49Oh.
34:50But your big bad daddy is forcing you to marry Demetrius.
35:00What say you, Hermia?
35:04But daddy, I love him!
35:07Daddy!
35:08She wants him!
35:10Daddy!
35:13She wants him!
35:17Now after this, we've got like 10 minutes of Rude Mechanicals BS.
35:23So, feel free to help yourselves to our wet bar.
35:27Okay.
35:31So, your life is practice, class, repeat, and now also the theater.
35:37Can we seriously not do this right now?
35:38Do what?
35:39You're broadening your horizons.
35:42I think it's fun.
35:47Looks like Hannah's broadening her horizons, too.
35:53You know, you didn't have to mess with her like that.
35:55She's not my girlfriend.
35:57But you clearly want her to be.
35:59No, I don't.
36:00Please, you can deny it all you want, but I looked at you the same way for months.
36:08Kendall, about the, uh, way that I ended things, I was kind of a dick.
36:12Don't.
36:14Don't apologize to me.
36:15Just make yourself feel better.
36:16I was just gonna say, you know, it sucks when you like someone and they don't like you back.
36:21It does.
36:22If I knew just how much it sucked,
36:27I probably would have done some things differently.
36:29So, I'm sorry.
36:32And really,
36:34will you accept my apology if I promise to keep feeling bad about it?
36:38I was having so much fun being a bitch.
36:42Fine. Yeah, okay. I accept.
36:48I don't know.
36:49Marvel.
36:50It's foul, but it's effective.
36:55I see that neighbor eat the system making ass of me.
36:58What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
37:01I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again.
37:05Mine ear is much enamored of thy note.
37:08And so is mine eye enthralled to thy.
37:17To thy.
37:20Smile.
37:24And thy sweatshirt.
37:27And how surprisingly ripped thou art.
37:30And how thou always made me chocolate chip and blueberry pancakes because thou knowest I want both.
37:35Even though thou aren't really eating carbs right now.
37:37And so what if thou favors missionary?
37:39Me thinks I could get on board with missionary.
37:42Oh sweet bottom.
37:43Out to Vermont.
37:44Do not desire to go.
37:46Please do not desire to go.
37:58Holy shit, she's incredible.
38:00Yeah man, she really is.
38:05Line.
38:14Line.
38:17Line.
38:18He said it.
38:18He said it.
38:19That's the word.
38:20He got it.
38:23Okay.
38:24I understand your confusion.
38:25This is what's happening here.
38:26I am.
38:27I'm fucked up man.
38:28Line.
38:30It's not even your line.
38:32Excuse me, I'm thirsty.
38:34Okay.
38:34Are these drama kids better at drinking?
38:36No, no, no, no.
38:37I get it, I get it.
38:38What's going on?
38:38I totally get it.
38:42Pyramus and Fisbee are us off.
38:43Good.
38:44Hmm?
38:44Right?
38:45Well done.
38:45You see Tuck?
38:47Tuck here.
38:52Welcome back!
38:54My lover.
38:56Oh!
38:58Looks like you two had a good time.
38:59And it's about to get even better.
39:05I made this love potion special for the boys.
39:09It's a real knockout.
39:11And wouldn't you know it, when they came to, they only had eyes for Helena.
39:20Okay, loving this.
39:23But, fools and mortals, who will win fair Helena's hand?
39:29How is a bucks a maiden ever to decide?
39:32Oh.
39:33I know.
39:35How about a good old fashioned dance off?
39:40Which one of you wants to take the pole first?
39:44Garrett.
39:45Garrett.
39:47Garrett.
39:48Garrett.
39:49Garrett.
39:51Garrett.
39:52Garrett.
39:53Garrett.
39:53Garrett.
39:54Garrett.
39:54Garrett.
39:55I'm out of there!
39:55Fuck you guys.
39:56What's up man?
40:04Oh, that's got a blue dress!
40:06That's got a blue dress!
40:10Whoa, whoa.
40:13Whoa!
40:13Whoa, whoa!
40:15Jesus!
40:20Whoa!
40:20Whoa!
40:26You know, I was thinking about asking you out.
40:30The only reason I didn't is because I thought you and Garrett were serious, but...
40:35I guess you know.
40:40Nope.
40:42Definitely not serious.
40:43Cool.
40:45Look, I'm not normally into theater, but...
40:49You know, I'm really glad I came.
40:53Yeah, me too.
40:54Yeah.
41:10If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended.
41:15That you have but slumbered here.
41:18While these visions did appear.
41:23Hey.
41:24Hey.
41:26That was some show you put on out there.
41:28Very boys gone wild.
41:30Thanks.
41:31I bet you're happy about this second love potion.
41:35You and Justin back together.
41:37Yeah, well, all's well that ends well.
41:41That's Shakespeare.
41:42Yeah, I know.
41:43Sorry.
41:44Sorry.
41:46Um, uh, actually, Justin said he wants to ask me out.
41:54Uh, congratulations.
41:55That's, uh, yeah, you did it.
42:03Yeah, yeah, uh, so I, I guess this means our deal is officially over, right?
42:17Uh, yeah, right.
42:21Yeah, I mean, I got you the grade.
42:24And I got you the guy.
42:28Hey.
42:30I want to serve her that for cotton call.
42:33Ready?
42:35Sure.
42:36Sorry.
42:36Mm-hmm.
42:41Hmm.
42:44Hmm.
42:46Hmm.
42:48Hmm.
42:54Hmm.
42:56Hmm.
42:59Hmm.
43:02Hmm.
43:03Hmm.
43:17you're getting some good power behind the shot still going wide not as long as you keep hitting
43:22the rink remember eastwood freshman year yeah that wasn't on me all right birdie took the shot
43:29it just deflected off my stick and bragged steve i bought him a beer he's fine
43:36hey sir i couldn't make the shakes or anything
43:40yeah it's okay not eating this much so you and hannah
43:50i don't know what i was thinking i don't have time for a girlfriend
43:57hey i'm sorry man i know you're really into it
44:05it's fine there's a plan in place for me team captain frozen four ruins all i gotta do is follow
44:15through
44:15it's a good plan people would kill to have that plan right exactly
44:21and it was just a distraction
44:25i mean sometimes you don't get everything you want
44:35but you're garrett graham
44:38all right things are gonna work out for you okay they always do
44:47yeah well for you too man it's me and you on the bruins that's the dream right
44:52yeah that's the dream
44:56anyway i was gonna hit up my lungs if you wanted to join
44:58you look like you could use it
45:01that's all right i'm gonna stay
45:03sure
45:04yeah
45:04all right man
45:05see you later
45:06all right bud
45:06all right
45:18all right
45:20all right
45:20all right
45:20all right
45:49I know. I said I wouldn't call.
45:53And that's how I'll end the difference between Billy Joel Armstrong and Haley Joel Osment.
45:59Yeah, that's funny.
46:04I'm really glad we got to spend some time together, outside of rehearsals.
46:09Yeah, same.
46:13I fucking love this song.
46:17Why do you love it so much?
46:18Well, I mean, for starters, the bass line and the way it interacts with the lead guitar, it's...
46:23No, I'm sorry. I actually mean, what does it make you feel?
46:29I mean, jealous I didn't write at first.
46:33Why? What does it make you feel?
46:38Uh, nothing.
46:40I mean, they're not for everyone, so...
46:43Yeah.
46:46Hey, this party's kind of dead, right?
46:50Do you want to come back to mine and...
46:52Justin.
46:53Let me guess. Rain check?
46:57Not quite.
46:59Oh.
47:15This is Garrett.
47:16No phone's allowed on the ice, so leave a message.
47:35Baby.
47:39Now that I find you, I can touch you so...
47:43I build my world around you.
47:47I need you so...
47:48I need you so...
47:48I need you so...
47:48Baby.
47:50Even though you don't need me...
47:57Baby.
47:59Even though you don't need me...
48:00Now that I've found you, I can let you go.
48:04I build my world around you.
48:07I need you so...
48:09Baby.
48:10Even though you don't need me...
48:14You don't need me...
48:18Baby.
48:19Baby.
48:20Baby.
48:20Since first we met...
48:22I knew in this heart of mine...
48:28The love we had could not be bad...
48:32I played it right and I bide my time...
48:38Spend a lifetime looking for somebody...
48:43To give me love like you...
48:49Now you've told me that you wanna leave me...
48:54Darling, I just can't let you...
48:58Baby.
49:01Now that I've found you, I can't let you go...
49:05I've built my world around you...
49:09I need you so...
49:11Baby.
49:11Even though you don't need me...
49:15You don't need me...
49:35Maybe we're...
49:38You don't need me...
49:39Be right.
49:41Wow...
49:42That...
49:43One is...
49:47Yeah...
49:48That...
49:48One is...
49:58One is...
49:58You...
50:01One...
50:02One...
50:03One...
50:03One...
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