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🧙🍀🌻My Lazy Ex-husband is the Supreme Mage2.0 🔥
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00:11I'm ordering
00:20Wait, is Diablo's seal weakening?
00:27They are back
00:28Protect the king
00:30Stay ready
00:30Protect everyone
00:31No one falls
00:45We'll handle this
00:56Seal?
00:57What's seal?
00:57Go back
01:15Master Caroline, what's that?
01:18That's Diablo's demon army, Your Majesty
01:20The wood barrier won't hold
01:22Get the Trinity Enchantment
01:24Now!
01:24Look, they're pulling back
01:31No, that's Diablo's double
01:42Lumina, Barada, let's seal him now
01:45Three as one, sacred seal, find the demon
01:57Caroline, don't tell me you three can't even handle an avatar
02:17Master Caroline, the king has staked Elmia's fate on you three
02:21If you fail, the kingdom falls tonight
02:25Just an avatar, just an avatar
02:27And we still can't stop it
02:28Then tell me there's another way
02:31There is
02:32We bring back the Oracle
02:35He's Eldoria's last hope
02:38Where is he?
02:40Oi!
02:43And we're bringing me up?
02:46E係
03:00To be turned on to the Dragon Junction
03:02And we're with a rocket
03:03Yeah, Back to the Dragon
03:14Go fuck him.
03:25This presence... impossible.
03:29Could it be... the Oracle Mentor?
03:38It seems the Mentor has stepped in.
03:40Let's go back and heal our wounds.
03:58The legendary spirit Raven?
04:01To manifest a spirit beast into a spear of lightning.
04:05Such divine power.
04:07This is no ordinary mage.
04:08The kingdom is saved!
04:11Quickly, after them!
04:25Screw off!
04:32Wait.
04:37A black panther?
04:39A unicorn?
04:40A divine crow?
04:41And a sacred fruit that can heal all wounds?
04:44Could he be?
04:46Hey, what's this look for?
04:48Did you spot something?
05:00Lord Alistair!
05:01Are you well?
05:02You lowlife!
05:03What curse have you cast?
05:04Shut up!
05:07I am Alistair Ashford.
05:09I am Alistair Ashford.
05:09It is my honor to meet you, Master.
05:12Ashford?
05:13Are you Caroline's apprentice?
05:15Yes.
05:16Hence I bear her name.
05:18Master, I am indeed the disciple of the High Priest.
05:20Have a taste.
05:20Your formation is arranged the same way as my teacher's.
05:24Oh.
05:24I did teach Caroline a few tricks.
05:27You are...
05:28A mentor!
05:29Have a taste.
05:31This...
05:32This is the fruit of the gods!
05:33It only bears one fruit every thousand years!
05:37Did Caroline send you to find me?
05:39How did she know I was here?
05:41No.
05:41His Majesty has summoned High Mages to the capital to fight demons.
05:44I passed by by chance.
05:46Mentor, please come with me to the Royal City.
05:49A Spring Banquet invitation?
05:50I'm not interested.
05:51Please.
05:52I beg you.
06:00Cain!
06:01How dare you disrespect the Duke!
06:03Stop, Knight Elwyn!
06:05Do not be disrespectful to the Mentor!
06:09My lord.
06:10I am here by the King's order to escort you back to the city.
06:14Please don't let Trash like Cairn waste your time.
06:16Trash?
06:17Do you know him?
06:21Many years ago, we were once husband and wife.
06:27Cairn!
06:28Drop that straw at once!
06:31Drop that straw at once.
06:43Drop that straw when the King is Deadpool!
06:44My lord Duke, are you well?
06:45This countryside is dusty.
06:47Let's not soil your fine boots.
06:48Please, take a seat.
06:50Do as he says and sit.
06:52Yes, right away.
06:57Cairn!
06:58Show some respect.
06:59A Duke of his standing does not deserve such insolence from you!
07:05How dare they display such rotten fruits meant for pigs! Such worthless garbage doesn't belong in front of a guest!
07:12Stop! I just love eating these.
07:19Sir, you really care so much about the people.
07:28Your Grace, the Capitol's shield is cracked. We need return the Sylvagate immediately.
07:34Mr. Stone, with the Kingdom on the brink of collapse, we urgently request your cooperation to return to the With
07:39Us.
07:41No time, I ain't going.
07:43Don't push it. The demons aren't fully destroyed yet.
07:47Only to the Eldoria can save your life.
07:50I have passed the level 7 mage exam, totally enough to protect a peasant like you.
07:55Only 7? You still need to try harder.
08:02Elevan, I'm ahead. Get Stone to the city. No excuses.
08:15Cairn! Coming or not?
08:20Not a chance.
08:26He won't listen? Tie him up to Royal City, now!
08:29Yes, sir!
08:31Sir, we're just doing our duty. We hope you...
08:40This urgent? Guess I gotta go myself.
08:53Hey, mate.
08:55What's this barrier checking for?
09:01Disgusting peasant! This barrier checks magic and wealth. You're nothing but dirt!
09:06Stay back, or the statues will crush you!
09:09I'm here to congratulate my ex-wife on becoming High Knight. If I don't show up, she'll tear my house
09:15down.
09:18Ex-wife? High Knight Elwynn?
09:23If you're her husband, I'll eat this damn wall! Get back to your pig pet. The entry tax is 100
09:32gold. You'll never scrape that up. Not in a lifetime!
09:54My money! Catch it!
09:58My gold!
10:05Halt! Pay your gold here, and show your papers!
10:09I've got no deposit. No papers, either.
10:17That rusty racket's still just as awful.
10:24What's going on here?
10:26Sir! This peasant's got no gold. No papers, either.
10:36This. Will it do?
10:46Royal letter?
10:48The barrier of this letter may command all nobles in the capital, mobilize the army, access the royal treasury.
10:54Valid. Valid for 100 years.
10:57Solon I.
10:59Just...
10:59How is this possible? Captain Solon IV's been dead for years! This letter's full of holes! Idiot!
11:06This is the late King's edict. Only one man's ever had this power since the kingdom began.
11:10Could he be?
11:19Just doodled this years ago.
11:21And sure enough, Caroline slacked off. Didn't even bother reinforcing it.
11:27Step back!
11:28Step back! Commoner, lay a hand on the holy pillar again and I'll chop off both your hands!
11:38Vettantes Ely! Are arctic ice wolves pulling her carriage? Truly a level 6 ice make!
12:00Vettantes Ely!
12:03What's that revolting stench here? Guards, throw this fleet out!
12:07I came at Alistair's invitation and to meet my noble ex-wife. Look, she's here.
12:14Ex-wife? Him? The High Knight of the Empire? This beggar's completely insane!
12:20Cairn! How dare you set foot in the sanctuary! Any maig here could turn you to ash with one breath!
12:26Get back to your shelter!
12:27I'm not leaving. I have an invitation.
12:31You forged this invite? Rot in the dungeon!
12:35My fire magic! Gone! Devoured!
12:37How dare you! Using dark magic to mock the Vectrept!
12:45Enough! You have an invite? Then follow the rules!
12:48Step through the judgment porch! Live or die! You take the risk!
12:54This corridor will crush even a level 5 mage. Cairn, you can still back out, before it's too late.
13:10Impossible. He has no magic era. None at all!
13:13Seize him! Uncover his dark magic.
13:15Last chance to save you. Confess. And I'll let you walk free.
13:18Just a servant's invite. Farmer, this is your limit. Step closer! Blast for me!
13:28A Duke's invite won't do. How about this?
13:33This strange power. Who gave you that scroll?
13:39This isn't an invitation. It's the Grand Mentor's Scroll. Only three exist in the world.
13:46Who exactly are you?
13:53The Grand Mentor's Scroll. Where did you get it?
13:57Cairn! Don't you know hiding the Grand Master's Relic is a felony?
14:00Beg the Earl's mercy. Say you found it!
14:02Found it? I've got dozens of these at home.
14:05Old man, can I go in now?
14:09Attendants, escort this gentleman in at once.
14:12Elevin, come with me.
14:23Elevin, tell me the truth.
14:25Who exactly is Cairn?
14:27He's just a peasant from the countryside.
14:29No magic, no way he has the Grand Master's Scroll.
14:32My lord, shall I throw him out of the temple?
14:34No, Elevin. Your ex-husband is no ordinary man. You ought to be grateful not spouting nonsense here, understand?
14:41I'd be grateful to him?
14:43Enough. Go keep him company. Later, find a way to introduce me to him, will you?
14:49Introduce you? He's just a-
14:50Elaine! Is this how you treat a guest? Have you forgotten all royal etiquette?
14:55No, my lord.
15:01Find out. Where did this scroll come from?
15:20Did the High Night Order cut pay? Why is her ex-husband eating like he's starved for three days?
15:24Lady Ellie, when has a bumplin' like his ever seen such delicacies?
15:29Don't throw out the leftovers. Pack them for Mr. Cairn. It'll feed him all winter in his hub.
15:36Cairn, stop eating! Every second you're here, you're ruining my reputation!
15:40Food's meant to be eaten, ain't it? This turkey's good. Bit undercooked, though. Wanna bite?
15:43You!
15:50Lady Liliana, this little mage looks mighty familiar.
16:02Is that Countess Liliana? I'd die just for one look from her.
16:06Wipe that drool off your face. She's the Gilbert's only disciple.
16:10You aren't even worthy of breathing the same air.
16:21So, you like Liliana?
16:33Shut up, you peasant! That's the Countess! How dare you speak her name!
16:39Cairn, stop this madness. She's a level 8 mage, knighted by the king himself.
16:44Gilbert's little crybaby, Lylee? Right, I remember her now. All these years and only level 8, her talent is mediocre
16:53at best.
16:54Level 8 is mediocre? You're a magicless loser! How dare you!
17:00Even as a high knight, I have to bow to her. Even Vakrant Silas feels unworthy. Even Kamis feels unworthy.
17:08Who do you think you are?
17:09Listen closely, farmer. A sage's disciple is royalty. Even Count Dexter bows to her. Being in her presence is the
17:21greatest honor of your pathetic life.
17:23No. You've got it all wrong. I'm the one doing her an honor by showing up.
17:30I'll teach you the price of insulting a noble!
17:35No!
17:44Could it be... Lady Liliana?
17:50Lilz! Look at me!
17:55Your presence honors this feast, Lady Liliana.
17:58Lord Dexter hosting the Spring Feast eases the king's burden tremendously.
18:02Lylee.
18:04Cairn, are you fever-y? The nonsense you've sprouted today beats the last ten years combined.
18:08He's been stuck in the sticks way too long. Gone plain crazy. If Lady Liliana hadn't intervened, he'd be beheaded
18:13by now.
18:15Relax. I'm just gonna go say hi to Lilz. Wait here.
18:18Alone? And Lilz?
18:20Are you insane? Don't you realize every word you say drags me closer to the gallows?
18:27Lilz! Hey! Over here!
18:33Is that slob insane? Daring to call her ladyship by her pet name?
18:37He's swaggering just cause his ex-wife's the High Knight. Total lack of decency.
18:42Knight Paramount so promising. How's she married to someone like him?
18:45With an ex-husband like that, she'll be dragged down sooner or later.
18:50Stop!
19:01Did you get to the bottom of that scroll?
19:03Word is, he crossed paths with Duke Alistair.
19:06What a farce! The scroll was stolen from Duke Alistair.
19:17Now, throw him out!
19:25My lady. This peasant knows nothing of decorum. I'll remove him at once.
19:34Mr. Kane. It really is you.
19:43Look at the little crybaby all grown up. You've even learned how to put on airs.
19:49Nobody actually knows Lady Liliana?
19:55Just here for the show.
19:57Oh, there's someone you should meet. My ex-wife, Elwhan.
20:06So, it's you.
20:07I thank you for the care you showed my mentor.
20:10Liliana, listen! This is not what you think, I...
20:13Look at you.
20:15Where's that Supreme Knight pride?
20:17Cat got your tongue?
20:18Come, little Lylee. Let's talk in private.
20:23What the hell is this?
20:25How does he know Lady Liliana?
20:27I want answers, too.
20:32Master, I know her.
20:34The High Knight is a legend.
20:38So, what's your take on her?
20:40Impressive.
20:41Level 6 mage-ed, Supreme Knight.
20:44He has a bright future ahead.
20:45I meant, as a woman.
20:48Is she wife material? Does she have the...
20:51She's striking.
20:52But her arrogance is...
20:54Unbearable.
20:56But I trust your judgment.
20:58Perfect.
20:59Help me win my ex-wife back.
21:03Sorry.
21:04That's her.
21:06She won't.
21:14How?
21:15Why would she do this?
21:17For a mere farmer.
21:24Mentor, just tell me.
21:25What do you need me to do?
21:27Just sing my praises a little.
21:28Tell her about my good qualities.
21:30I'll take care of the rest.
21:32Elowen, darling.
21:33Little Lylee here, um...
21:34She would love to have a word with you.
21:40I'll let you two ladies chat.
21:42There are some fine wines in the foightware.
21:44I'll get some.
21:45I'll get some.
21:56Lord, is there something you needed?
21:59Elowen, please.
22:01It's just us here.
22:02I just wanted to say,
22:04Mr. Stone is a great deal more than what you see on the surface.
22:07My lady, he's pulled the wool over your eyes.
22:10I once held out hope for him myself, even married him.
22:12But he'd sooner tend his pigs in Potato Patch than use his true talent.
22:16Perhaps what he's been guarding isn't potatoes.
22:20But all of us.
22:21The entire kingdom.
22:22Entire kingdom?
22:23You cannot be serious.
22:25He's just a deadbeat.
22:26I take my eyes off him for one second.
22:28He finds a new way to embarrass me.
22:30No, Elowen, listen to me.
22:31You'll find that Mr. Stone is truly a remarkable...
22:36Caring!
22:42The inscriptions are wrong.
22:44No wonder something's felt off here.
22:51Cairne!
22:52Get back!
22:54Have you lost your mind?
22:58Elowen, put a leash on your stupid mongrel!
23:01How dare he disrespect the founding emperor's effigy!
23:04He broke the sacred inscription!
23:05It's over!
23:06The gods are going to punish us!
23:08Broke what?
23:08I just fixed it for you.
23:10Don't mention it.
23:13We're doomed.
23:14This time he's not just being stupid.
23:16He might get us all killed.
23:18Mr. Stone was right after all.
23:20This inscription array should have been repaired long ago.
23:23It was Lord Silomus who stepped just in time and kept the formation intact.
23:28Lady Liliana, you have my word.
23:31I'll take good care of Mr. Stone.
23:34Kid, I like you.
23:36Mr. Stone, if I may.
23:38Anyone who can stay on Lady Liliana's mind like that.
23:40Just who are you, really?
23:42Oh, you could say I'm her mentor.
23:44Mentor?
23:45I get now!
23:46Oh, you get it, do you?
23:48Keep it down just between us.
23:49Keep what down?
23:50Lady Liliana's an orphan.
23:51She grew up in a small village.
23:52You're the one who taught her to read and feed her, aren't you?
23:55Well, if you want to look at it that way, I suppose you're not wrong.
23:59You're nothing but a washed-up teacher who got incredibly lucky.
24:03Now get out of my sight.
24:04What a complete waste of my time.
24:08The bumpkin.
24:11That's the one, the bumpkin.
24:12Throw him out.
24:13Haven't you wasted enough of our food and drink?
24:16Go, get the hell out of here, or we'll do it for you.
24:18Going where, exactly?
24:24Going where, exactly?
24:26Out of the Sanctum, where else?
24:28Out of respect for Commander Elevin, I'm giving you the chance to walk out on your own.
24:33Trust me, you don't want to be carried.
24:39Carried out, I was invited here.
24:44You mean this scroll you stole?
24:47Stole?
24:48I wrote over a hundred of these things myself back in the day.
24:51Still lying.
24:52Fine.
24:52I'll let the Mentor Scroll be your judge, you filthy shit.
25:14Mento?
25:31Mentor?
25:33Is that really you?
26:03That resonance!
26:04I knew it!
26:05That's Mentor!
26:20That's the Oracle Mentor's power!
26:22He's summoning us!
26:24Get my horse!
26:25Now!
26:25I'm going to the Sanctum!
26:26Move!
26:35You filth!
26:36What evil trick was that?
26:39Was that...
26:40Elemental Collapse?
26:41Don't tell me this peggant has been hiding his true power for the whole time!
26:45My apologies, everyone.
26:47I went a little heavier than intended.
26:49Didn't mean to give anyone a fright.
26:51Son of a bitch!
26:52I'll have your head!
26:56How dare you!
27:00So it was Liliana striking from the shadows all along.
27:03Who could have imagined her magic would be this overwhelming?
27:05Cairn!
27:05What have you done?
27:06Meddling with the Mentor Scrolls could get us all killed!
27:09Honey, I really didn't...
27:10Wait!
27:11Elwyn, he's...
27:12My lord!
27:13The man can't even cast a basic formation!
27:15There is no way he has the ability to use dark magic!
27:18Lady Liliana, please quell your anger.
27:20Might I ask what exactly this guard did to offend your guests?
27:23Were it not for the occasion, I assure you he would not be walking out of here.
27:28You idiot!
27:29Apologize!
27:29But my lord, you were the one who told me to...
27:31I said enough!
27:32My orders were to invite Mr. Cannes Stone to the auction.
27:35Who told you to put your hands on him?
27:36Auction?
27:37That's right.
27:38The Diablo Legion's invasion is imminent.
27:40All those attending the banquet must donate treasures for auction to serve as military
27:44funds.
27:44That's right.
27:45I donated a log sword and sung in Rongristal.
27:47What about you?
27:48Mr. Stone, as Lady Liliana's honored guest, you're not going to enjoy this charming banquet
27:52without bringing anything, are you?
27:54A treasure auction?
27:56Your folk really have some weird tricks.
27:59Cairn, shut up!
28:00This isn't some stupid market that you go to.
28:02Everyone has to present a treasure engraved with a magic signal.
28:05You came here with nothing.
28:07Do you want to be punished in front of everyone?
28:08A treasure?
28:09We can barely keep the mice fed back home.
28:12Where would I get something like that?
28:14Every coin from tonight's auction goes straight to the army!
28:17Your behavior now isn't just embarrassing, it's an insult to the crown!
28:21So loyalty is measured in gold now?
28:23By that logic, every one of these spoiled lords is a more devoted patriot than you'll
28:27ever be.
28:27I am begging you!
28:29I spent three years clawing my way up to this rank.
28:31You have no idea how many people in this room are just waiting for me to crash!
28:36Just go, for my sake, if nothing else.
28:41Look, take my sword.
28:42That's your donation.
28:43But this is the token of our bond, the gift I gave you on the day you became my wife.
28:47You will donate it now.
28:49Then leave.
28:50No!
28:50I refuse.
28:52Commander Elavian, no need for the scene.
28:55If your ex-husband wishes to participate, we welcome any contribution, however modest.
29:08Here, take this flower to the auction.
29:11I promise you it'll go for the price of ten cities.
29:15Cairn!
29:16A dead flower?
29:18You're trying to pass off a dead flower?
29:20Do you have any idea how much worse you're making this?
29:25Wait, is that the blessing of eternal life?
29:27A single petal from that flower can cure any illness, even reverse total mana collapse,
29:32and she just ground it into the floor?
29:34Do everyone a favor and see yourself out.
29:37You're bringing the whole room down, and Lady Liliander with it.
29:40My lords, I deeply apologize.
29:43He has a... condition.
29:45I'm taking him out right now.
29:48What condition?
29:50I feel fantastic.
29:53The body's in great shape.
29:55Too bad about the brain.
29:56Oh, let it go.
29:57We can give Elin that much, at least.
29:59Think of it as a learning experience for men.
30:02Enough!
30:03If he insists on staying, then sit down, all of you.
30:15Lord Alistair!
30:16Your arrival is an absolute blessing upon the sanctum, my lord.
30:19My lord, the auction is about to begin.
30:21The other guests will be absolutely thrilled to see you.
30:27No, absolutely not.
30:29I cannot let the Oracle Mentor see me looking like this.
30:32My lord?
30:33Find me a room.
30:34Immediately.
30:35I need to wash up and change.
30:36Go!
30:42Look, that's the Supreme Knight's ex-husband.
30:44Mud still clings to his feet.
30:45A peasant like him could never afford a proper treasure, not even in hundreds of years.
30:55This core's quality is off.
30:56Don't touch it!
30:59Lady Elowen, all seats are taken.
31:01You'll have to sit there at the far edge.
31:05Look!
31:06A seat custom-made for our special guests!
31:13We stand to protect our kingdom, while others only come here to freeload.
31:25Good heavens!
31:26Lady Liliana sitting in such a shabby spot!
31:31She lowers her status, just to enlighten this hopeless commoner.
31:41We have special guests today, so I shall restate the rules.
31:44Lest our distinguished outsider remain ignorant.
31:48Excuse me!
31:49This is not the time for snacking.
31:51Sir, please conduct yourself accordingly.
31:57Oh, that is appalling!
32:00How dare he disrespect Lady Liliana!
32:03Sorry, couldn't help myself.
32:06It's very delicious.
32:06Sir, listen carefully.
32:08The rule of this auction, donors and their relatives are for bidding on the original items.
32:13If no objection by the gods, the bidding begins!
32:19The Bidding!
32:21The Bidding!
32:23The Bidding!
32:23The Bidding!
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