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💞HOT SHORT 💞 My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30W-w-w-w-w-w...
00:36W-w-w-w-w!
00:38What's worse!
00:49...A-L-U-W!
01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired.
01:45Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else.
02:30Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do?
02:59Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus.
03:11We beg you!
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired.
03:16I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:27Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry.
03:45I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait.
03:51Pointy ears.
03:52A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human.
04:00A total nerd.
04:02Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here.
04:17Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:21This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33God damn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more.
04:47A lot more.
04:49Nobody, nobody, nobody, but you.
04:53Oh!
04:55Don't stop.
04:57Get harder.
04:59Squeeze me tighter.
05:01Oh!
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora!
05:16I know you're in there.
05:18Nowhere left to run!
05:20Damn it.
05:20He tracked me.
05:34Leora.
05:35You're my fiancé.
05:37You belong with me.
05:39Come home.
05:40Get away!
05:41Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan!
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy.
06:04Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:15So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:27Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:32Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:38But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously?
07:07Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:21What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who?
07:37Speak up, man.
07:38My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough.
07:40Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:42Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide burr.
07:57You asked for this.
07:58You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants-toppin' orcer?
08:14Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole.
08:27Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing.
08:36Heat's too low.
08:37Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh.
08:51Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:08We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:21Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:26I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad.
09:56Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:58Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:07Nothing.
10:07Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura?
10:27She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it.
10:38Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy.
10:45Mommy!
10:46Mommy!
11:02It's too late, boss.
11:04Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:21Somebody help me!
11:35Give me a name, Liara.
11:37Who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
12:07You're my fiancé.
12:08My property.
12:09You filthy whore.
12:10Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:24No!
12:24Let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins,
12:30even Olympus will bow to me.
12:39I got careless.
12:42Diving near a shipwreck.
12:44My fault.
12:44Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:48Someone did this to you.
12:53You're just a regular guy.
12:55Stay out of it.
12:56Boss?
12:58Soup's ready.
13:05If I don't make it,
13:07promise me you'll take care of Lily.
13:09She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe.
13:13Now drink.
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:24Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue?
13:28Golden apple sap?
13:30I studied this in grad's time.
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More.
13:39Try it.
13:50These ingredients,
13:52where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting Daddy.
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:26What a lively little snack.
14:30Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:33Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:46This guy's luck is insane.
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria.
15:02We've got a kid together now.
15:05I'm not letting anything touch.
15:08You or Lily.
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:12Daddy!
15:13Help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:19Lily's in trouble!
15:26I...
15:27I'm not tasty.
15:29My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:32Please don't eat me!
15:37Divine power runs through this girl.
15:41Devour you.
15:42And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:52Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:54Ha ha ha ha!
16:01Hoo!
16:04Woo!
16:19You disgusting freak!
16:22What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:26Yes.
16:27I've got you, baby.
16:30Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:34Ah! You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:48Two courses for the price of one!
16:57You bitch!
17:03Jack, take Lily and run! Go!
17:11Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:22You! Posei?! That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure. That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead!
17:40What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:43Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:49Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:55Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
18:01Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
18:08About that monster.
18:14Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:22Living in the proteges and land.
18:24glitches on the cross.
18:24Look.
18:33So hot, by the way.
18:35For sure.
18:36To the denkes or to the gym, I don't think necessary, avoid the Half-CAL.
18:41discussions around the window now.
18:41Say goodbye.
18:41Step back.dle
18:41up! Dammit.
18:45Saw a show?
18:45Let earth doth.
18:47performance near the bookstore from
18:48Time. To the occupancy of
18:59my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your die i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:42near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:50leash
20:02my love since you refused to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food
20:25in some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:42the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
20:49you're in hades territory asshole
21:02poseidon
21:13is hades still breathing
21:14if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:22who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:29i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:39you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
22:07little fish
22:16hades staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out
22:57in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord
23:07is this handling satisfactory
23:09i'm not here for fun
23:11dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood
23:19i'll mobilize every team right now
23:21you have three days
23:22i'll be back
23:27everyone
23:27drop what you're doing
23:29full sweep on the leora and child
23:31every resource
23:32every contact
23:33now
23:34tell them poseidon's back
23:36yes boss
23:43poseidon's back
23:44let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead
23:57kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:59easy pickets
24:01let's move
24:14we'll make a nice stew
24:15surprise daddy for lunch
24:24a forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:27pathetic
24:31who are you
24:33dylan's orders
24:34come quietly to the stronghold
24:37or i drag your corpse back
24:39mommy
24:41who's the ugly goat man
24:43hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter
24:54don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding
25:14this forest is locked down
25:16surrender now
25:18i'll go with you
25:20on one condition
25:22let my daughter go
25:23no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:37kids mine
25:38you die
25:43you poisoned me
25:47my poison fog
25:48the more you fight
25:50the faster it rots you from the inside
25:53give up
25:54you've gone too far
25:56even if i die today
25:58i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded
26:03poisoned
26:05done
26:07the kid's coming with me
26:11don't touch her
26:12come at me
26:14feisty one
26:15dylan wants you dead
26:17but first
26:19i'm gonna have some fun
26:27such a pretty face
26:29all mine now
26:34let my mommy go
26:35you bastard
26:43lily
26:44lily
26:45run
26:46get out of here
26:51serve me well
26:52and i might let her run
26:54a little longer
27:02lily
27:09daddy
27:15your hands off her
27:24you touch my woman
27:25you're a dead man
27:32jack
27:34what the hell just happened
27:39you okay babe
27:40so you're the boyfriend
27:42too bad
27:43i'll snap every bone in your body
27:45with one hand
28:02jack
28:03keep lily safe
28:04long as i'm here
28:06you don't lose
28:07shut up
28:07and go
28:08now
28:21if i pull this vine
28:22the whole cliff
28:23goes with us demon
28:25run all you want
28:27my pack tears you both apart
28:29okay
28:36you're not
28:41you're not
28:42still
28:43you're not
28:56you're not
28:58not
29:19daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her
29:23shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay
29:27we're going back for her right now
29:35hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:47lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:52daddy's gonna do a little magic trick
29:54okay
29:59you are the best
30:09some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
30:15you're not human who the hell are you my daughter's here so i'm keeping it clean
30:21disappear
30:41okay lily you can turn around now
30:48daddy what happened to the bad guy
30:50he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
31:00lily stay right here inside this circle don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
31:05i'll be right back
31:11daddy be careful
31:14don't worry lily no one's ever beaten your dad
31:23that poison's eaten you alive little nymph
31:26how much longer you got
31:28let me have my fun first
31:32so what i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:46damn you take a hit well
31:49let's enjoy this body
31:51then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:55for jack and lily
31:56even if i die
31:58i'm taking this beast down with me
32:02no signal
32:03you trying to hog the glory
32:05more coming
32:06killing one won't save jack and lily
32:08no choice
32:09i'm taking them down with me
32:11this the woman dylan wants
32:12where the kid
32:13some guy took the brat
32:17useless
32:17grab her first
32:18then we hunt the child
32:23just
32:25let jack and lily be safe
32:30you all want to come at once
32:32then die together
32:33pick your graves
32:46why did you come back
32:48where's lily
32:53lily's safe
32:54don't push yourself
32:57so this is the woman's secret lover
33:00her taste is trash
33:02beg now
33:04and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
33:07refuse
33:08and you'll be screaming
33:10end it fast
33:13you
33:14in our eyes
33:15you're not even an enemy
33:16just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:20just hold on a little longer
33:23jack means more to me than anything
33:25i won't let him get hurt
33:36you want my husband
33:38step over my corpse first
33:41in a hurry to die
33:42fine
33:43i'll oblige
34:13you're half dead already
34:15how the hell did you knock me back
34:18the sea is sinking
34:19those are poseidon's warriors
34:21this
34:23can't be
34:48ancient ekathra
34:50the coastal legend monster
34:52why would she be here
34:57our boss has real backing
34:59he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
35:02no matter how strong you are
35:05kneel and beg
35:06they're coming for us
35:07we're finished
35:09don't worry darling
35:10things might turn around
35:11lyra veil has been captured
35:14now we await the sea king's warriors
35:16to execute this peasant
35:19they're here for me
35:20jack
35:21stay behind me
35:22with me here
35:24no one touches you
35:25stop saying that jack
35:26look around
35:27we're surrounded
35:28we could actually die here
35:35my lords
35:37let me teach this adulterous couple
35:39a lesson
35:43you worthless creature
35:45you shouldn't even exist
35:48where i stand
35:56who dares show such insolence
36:00before the lord of the sea
36:04who dares show such insolence
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